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#72501
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:37:19 PM
panagpahigpahig ang angyel sang liok daw parting gihubag sir hubag bohol

Ah, pero isagol sang tubi? Bason pag iladlad ang maysakit puti gid ang inangyelan bla!  ;D
#72502
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 14, 2010, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 14, 2010, 05:13:49 PM
kwaknit nga nagbitay sa ginit sa itlog nagsigeg pislit sa kinutkutan sa bagtok ang lagay giduslit.. ;D

Giduslit sa kibot sa kwaknit nga naglatay sa butay kay bilanggotan, mangangko pud diay sa sanggotan.  ;D 
#72503
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 05:33:15 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 04:29:34 PM
managdako ang bajok kag indi mang sang ma bulong ang ginag tambal ang angyel

Unsaon man pagbulong sang angyel, Bay Bolbs, inomon parang tsa?  ???
#72504
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 14, 2010, 05:21:45 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:15:28 PM
hungawhungawng baho mag alisbong man gid pag indi sang ginagpang hungasan

May naa gid bla nganglan tuwayon ginghugasang mo lang dason pagtuwad nangalisbong man gid.
#72505
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Handuraw
October 14, 2010, 05:18:08 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:12:15 PM
ipisipis sang bahal tang tungobn

Kag ang tungog sang hangdurawan magataklap sang langit sang kasulob-ong dumalayong.
#72506
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Ms. Islander
October 14, 2010, 05:15:42 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 14, 2010, 05:09:36 PM
di kaha ni si bai Bolbuhol?

Bwahaha! Ang ako pung duda ni Bay Bolbuhol kay siya si Bay Glacier!
#72507
Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 03:46:44 PM
::) ::) ::) Oi, ngano kaha ni ha? ???

Hmm. Processional?  ;D
#72508
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Ms. Islander
October 14, 2010, 05:01:31 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 04:38:06 PM
ang babae ara gid bla itlog gid

Ano ang lantaw mo ke seksing nene diria?





:o



#72509
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 14, 2010, 04:49:59 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 04:45:23 PM
ano mang ming nang wangwang sir hubag bohol tigwang

Indi, a. Maskin indi tigwang pero indi na berin dason medyo hungaw na gid.
#72510
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello everybody
October 14, 2010, 04:47:16 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 04:39:33 PM
ikaw gid ba ini ne ms v.  si mr x gid indi na naglantaw anig tb

Bason kumaligtiw si Dr. W?
#72511
Introduce Yourself / Re: Newbie
October 14, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 04:37:39 PM
dayon mo, emmanuel, jamec9869, ug ms. v.  nuestra casa su casa.  :D  mi esposo su esposo. ::)  on second thoughts, please forget the latter.

Bwahaha! Republica del platano o muerte!  ;D
#72512
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 14, 2010, 04:41:26 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 04:34:54 PM
hang butakal maangsomong bahu sang dugaygdyag pinabirangdan

Pinabirangdan o ginabatingkol, mas maangsomong kag maanghitom ang kwaknit.
#72513
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 14, 2010, 04:37:58 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 04:25:35 PM
pag berin gid namit

Namit pa gid maskin wangwang basta galing-giling...
#72514
Introduce Yourself / Re: Newbie
October 14, 2010, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 03:46:01 PM
welcam jane diin namang si boy hang anak mo gid

Indi ba ang anak ni Jane kay si Korak man.
#72515
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Ms. Islander
October 14, 2010, 04:31:11 PM
2 iwiks piso na gid bla
#72516
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 03:43:48 PM
hang bajok kag makag landay singbakog indi kana gid makagbuhat sang anak manogayo gid kong sang toto kapag binagbajok

Para indi mabaog kung may bajuok, kaon ka damo balut...
#72517
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 04:26:09 PM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 04:13:58 PM
simbako ka!  baby tawon nako na.  ajaw angina, huhuhu. :'(  namikat lang na sija nimoh!

Sowe po, he he. Unsa man ni siya, liwat nimo o sa imong banana republic?
#72518
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Ms. Islander
October 14, 2010, 03:19:43 PM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 02:44:41 PM
hahaha!  pahisgothisgot ug balhibo aron ingnon dili opaw. ;D

Basta lagi bahin og itlog ba, mag-apil-apil dayon!  ;D
#72519
Philippine Business News / Re: Receipts for Donations
October 14, 2010, 03:17:13 PM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 02:41:41 PM
puro na man na nangunot imong gipangnganlan.

Gusto ka mo-quote ko ni Lady Gaga?  ;D
#72520
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 03:11:49 PM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 03:07:15 PM
hadyokan ba diay ka?  human na ko anang tulo.  immune na ko karon.  aw, hinaot unta.

Hala, mora lagi diay kag gibajuok anang imong avatar, Ms. Isle. Gitabonan nimo sa imong kamot ang botoy...  :-X
#72521
Cars and Automotive / Re: Pix of My Car(s)
October 14, 2010, 02:20:32 PM
Quote from: Chongki on October 14, 2010, 01:47:57 PM
tulod-tulod ng awto nimo bai hubs?  ;D
Quote from: vrglguapo on October 14, 2010, 01:50:10 PM
unsa makina ana hubs de pedal mora singer sewing machine.

Hitsura lang ang medyo may diperensya ani pero kondisyon nig makina...  ;D
#72522
Philippine Business News / Re: Receipts for Donations
October 14, 2010, 02:16:36 PM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 02:05:31 PM
uy, naa na poy latin si boil cum kabahong.  et in perpetuum, frater, ave et vale.  hail and farewell, rhinestone cowboy!  poet tingali gyod ka no?  but brother, where art thou?  at the twilight zone, where superman returns, to hell and back?  8) 

Bwahaha! Reader ra ko oi, ako lang gisumpaysumpay ang titles nga akong nahinumdoman plus nonsense for the nonce. Shantih shantih shantih...if Stewart comes, can Sting be far behind?

;D
#72523
General Topic / Re: Alimatok
October 14, 2010, 01:54:40 PM
Ang ordinaryong alimatok morag wati o bakasi nga way ulo pero ang side sa tiyan naay gutlob-gutlob. Sa atoa dark brown man tingali ang common species. Momubo motaas ang lawas. Mosulod mogawas sa gamay nga bangag... aw, tigmo sa tabugok na man diay ni...


;D
#72524
General Topic / Re: Mother Earth or Father Earth?
October 14, 2010, 01:45:12 PM
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 14, 2010, 01:00:59 PM
Why can't environmentalists just say "Father Earth"?

Because that puerile counter-intuitive term would diminish the movement's moral suasion that counts heavily on the universal memory of a nurturing Earth.
#72525
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 14, 2010, 01:26:02 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 10:17:35 PM
may lip sel

Pero diwalwal imo dila...  :P
#72526
History / Re: Bohol Karaoke Bars Closed
October 14, 2010, 01:18:21 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 10:29:02 PM
delikado ug misong sa 80 anyos bai....

Di na na mamon bay, basin bahaw nga bahogbahog nga giagup-opan, abhong na...
#72527
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Ms. Islander
October 14, 2010, 12:59:39 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 10:22:51 PM
hahahaha,itlog dool sa tumoy bai

Dili parehas sa balut kay ang balhibo naa sa gawas bay.
#72528
Philippine Business News / Re: Receipts for Donations
October 14, 2010, 12:56:49 PM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 11:52:46 AM
cry, my beloved country, shed your blood, sweat, and tears, study the history of the decline and fall of the roman empire, oh, my life, my life, cross the rubicon: the last years of the roman republic; for a few dollars more, kill them all and come back alone!

Ah, this is the kind of poetry I like!

Look homeward, angel, Lucy in the sky with diamonds ave atque vale, the loneliness of the long-distance runner even cowgirls get the blues, the ride of the Valkyries for Esme with love and squalor once upon a time in America...


:P
#72529
Question and Answer / Re: Where do we go after Death?
October 14, 2010, 12:49:56 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 10:41:30 PM
hahahaha,imo diay gisungag ang  tag iya sa turo bai

Ambot tag-iya ba to siya, basta humok-humok tong parte nga akong gisungag bay.
#72530
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 10:21:10 PM

hahahah,unsa ang porma ana bai?galuhod ba na nagbukaka?

Lisod jamo espelingon nang posisyona, Bay Vits...
#72532
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 10:10:59 PM
os cattus que palamos e cluerre estrous

Ora canis cui de costa brava por cloacum venerius est.
#72533
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 14, 2010, 12:39:01 PM
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on October 14, 2010, 12:25:33 PM
kasing kasing sa bag-ong inihaw na baboy, lami kaau isugba ;)

Isugba pud apil ang itlog sa butakal pero kinahanglan medium rare kay tugob kuno sa sustansya kon malasado.  ;D
#72534
Cars and Automotive / Re: Pix of My Car(s)
October 14, 2010, 12:36:30 PM
Nagtulod-tulod man mo, oi. Na hala ako na lay una.

Mao ni akong Lexus...





:-\
#72535
Family & Parenting / Re: Nganong Lami Magminyo?
October 14, 2010, 12:28:54 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 10:17:15 PM
hahaha,sagdi lang ta bai sah ingon  man gyud ana ang  gikan naminyo

Sahi ra sa paingon maminyo...
#72536
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 10:19:12 PM
pang latos

Kinsay  imong latoson bay? Si Ms. Lucky?
#72537
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 10:18:42 PM
hahahaha,basin  nalugpitan ni bai

Tan-awa di ba nagtan-aw sa camera. Conceited ning unggoya ni.
#72538
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 10:05:05 PM
hang masul sang ubos kag arang padanglog pero kag tuohon sang marry indi gid lalaki kag sulbad gid

Indi jud bakyano sang padanglog kung kulang sang praktis bla, iba gid ang disiplina para sang talinghaga sang masul kuntrul.
#72539
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 14, 2010, 12:20:50 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 10:23:55 PM
basin pud ug sit down

Rocking the boat na lang kon maohon.
#72540
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 10:30:11 PM
rapist diay pud imong boss sa una bai?

He he, gamay ra kaayo nang salaa bay
#72541
Quote from: luckybelle on October 12, 2010, 08:17:33 AM
Bwehehehehe.... basin ga-imagine ka na maputdan ug ulo imo ex-boss

He he, you're very kind...  :-X
#72542
Philippine Business News / Re: Storms, Typhoons
October 14, 2010, 11:50:43 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:13:18 PM
diin gid gang matang sang bagyo

Gauna gid gang dilang kag dunggang, gang matang pisok pa gid.
#72543
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 11:31:04 PM
murag natook iyang pussy bai,di na kalukso

Bura pud og nalanag sa baho bay.
#72544
Quote from: vhinz08 on October 13, 2010, 10:59:27 PM

Ajaw kompyansag pabantang Bay Vits bisag sungkabon unja na.    ;D

Ayaw jud ipaduol ang imong banakon kay mahambatan jud...  ;D
#72545
Quotable Quotes / Re: Great Secret of Success in Life
October 14, 2010, 11:41:58 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 11:47:26 PM
kana shoot kaayo na bai success jud ka inig human,.. ;D

Unsaon man, hushoson ang shorts og hinayhinay, o langkaton?  :-X
#72546
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
October 14, 2010, 11:36:16 AM
Quote from: islander on October 13, 2010, 11:13:29 PM
yataps.  imo pa gyong gisuknit ang nahibiling usa ni bai hubag? ;D

May araw ka rin...
#72547
Quote from: bugsay on October 14, 2010, 11:02:57 AM
nakit-an na ba ang gipangita? ???

Burag nasaag to, unlucky jamo bataa...  ;D
#72548
General Topic / Re: Himos Ka Ba Niadtong Baby Pa Ka?
October 14, 2010, 11:10:59 AM
Quote from: bugsay on October 14, 2010, 10:57:27 AM

kon pwede.. :-X

He he, ma-ban man pud ta aning imong kalaki, Bay Bugs...
#72549
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
October 14, 2010, 10:57:59 AM
Ingon ani nga inidoro bay?





:P
#72550
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 14, 2010, 03:13:33 AM
Ang female restroom walay libog malaki mabaje always welcome.

Para nako ang chick OK ra pud kaayo mosulod sa among restroom--labi na kon adtong panahona ako rang usa ang tua sa sulod...  ;D

#72551
Quote from: statesville on October 14, 2010, 10:35:20 AM
Hmmmm, nah  ang mga benabaye adto sa female restroom?
  pero magbarog lang gihapon kon mangihi magpatil-is?   :o

Mao na ni ron. Unya unsaon na lang kon naay magpabayotbayot aron makasil-ip og female private parts...  :-\
#72552
Quote from: statesville on October 14, 2010, 10:22:21 AM
Hahahaha, Hubag mora man na ug overinflated balloon morag kabutohon  ;D

He he, kuyaw bitaw ni masaghiran og kuko basin mobuto...  ;D
#72553
General Topic / Re: Himos Ka Ba Niadtong Baby Pa Ka?
October 14, 2010, 10:45:13 AM
Quote from: bugsay on October 14, 2010, 09:25:43 AM
pakit-a ko atong usa ka Hitler....nga nag ngisi.. ;D

Kadtong vertical ang pahiyom unya Hitlerstache ang bigote?  :-X
#72554
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 10:41:41 AM
Quote from: statesville on October 14, 2010, 10:25:36 AM
Wala ko kasuway ug bayuok, pero gihangga ug tipdas sa bata pa ko...

Di ba mas taas man ang incidence of mumps among boys than girls, Ms. States?
#72555
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 14, 2010, 09:13:23 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 01:32:56 AM
Fear less, hope more;
Eat less, chew more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
LOVE MORE, and all good things will be yours... :-*

Hmm, nice advice. I can start on the first four. But the last one is so hard since I'm already at full throttle as it is...
#72556
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 09:47:53 PM
may ara gid si sir hubag ani gid pero si madam isles aping aping gid lang

He he, aping-aping sang langit man ang ginapaibot mo bla?
#72557
General Topic / Re: Happy Ending or Sad Ending?
October 14, 2010, 08:59:40 AM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 12:02:59 AM
as long as there's a catharsis and a resolution, either will do. 

Ganahan kog way klaro ang estorya, yabag ang ending, ug balikwaot ang moral compass. Offhand, films like Natural Born Killers and Pulp Fiction come to mind.

Sorry, maybe it's just because unlike you, Ms. Isle, with your mercurial biorhythm calibrated by the antics of your cats and dogs and banana republic with their litter and all, I live an uninteresting, well-rehearsed predictable life inside my time capsule... 

:'(
#72558
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 08:43:35 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 09:49:27 PM
bastang perming gid tosmog dokot dajon kag bayookong

Hmm, maong bang? Kay mabudlay gid ang hampapangig?
#72559
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 10:13:43 PM
hahahaha, basin gitionan na bai

Basin dako kaayo ang gition...
#72560
General Topic / Re: Himos Ka Ba Niadtong Baby Pa Ka?
October 14, 2010, 08:34:28 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 10:18:39 PM
si adult hekler

Bwahaha!

Niay laing hulagway ni Adult Hekler in action. Adult nga bata siya diri:





;D
#72561
General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby
October 14, 2010, 08:24:59 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 01:39:08 AM
Pakapini ug translation manoi-Huboi ky mag wild ra ba tos Vitok kon dli makaZabot..more pah.. ;D

http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/introduction/tubag-bohol-welcomes-adtin2000/112/

http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/introduction/tubag-bohol-welcomes-adtin2000/154/

read ana Meister  :-X aw eh sowe naka koykoy napod   :-[

Bwahaha! Lingawa nako sa imong kinuykoyan, Scarb. Kamong mga germanium ayaw deretesoha ang inalimango, sal-otig Binol-anon aron dili mo makasab-an.

Nakasampak diay tong akong swine flu Latin, supra, kay ang akong buot ipaibot nga tumos kay: "Balik dayon, tigkuykoy og lagutmon!" Bwahaha!  ;D
#72562
Jokes and Humor / Re: Your naughty joke for the day
October 14, 2010, 08:18:43 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:28:34 AM
Bwahahahahaha....... ;D ;D ;D
On tight budget diay si lolo.

Basin gusto pud naay audience...  ::)
#72563
Jokes and Humor / Re: Oops! Nakamatikod diay!
October 14, 2010, 08:14:15 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 09:44:04 PM
hangter kamang magig sipyak gid hang bibatig kaligotgot sang dughang

Kaligotgot lang sang kigol kay gilok gid ang kigol nagpakurkog sang notipingger.
#72564
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 14, 2010, 08:07:27 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:39:37 AM
Huh! :o ang Hipon isda na ron? Toinkz!!! Hmm... Scientist Vito Andoline... discovered new addition to Fish family....... welcome Crustacean Shrimp  ;D ;D ;D

Bwahaha! Basin para ni Bay Vito kon manimahong dagat, isda na...
#72565
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 13, 2010, 11:48:43 PM
iya siguro partner  ni si estebas

Parehas ba ni Teban ug Golyat.
#72566
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 09:45:35 PM
indi gid kay maho

Maho misong kag sadya gid ari pero tuloyhon na gid si akitsch, he he, poreso carpe noctem, padayon mo pero manamilitsch na ko ninyo Bay Bolbs ug Ms. Isle. Vale...


#72567
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 09:30:50 PM
affectus tuus capax herma

He he, quod est totus tarsius iarox kulafum.
#72568
Quote from: islander on October 13, 2010, 09:37:41 PM
dili uy.  don't worry, be happy.  ing-ani ra:



Si Bolbuhol man gid ini bla.
#72569
Question and Answer / Re: Your Favorite Sports and Team
October 13, 2010, 09:41:33 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 09:36:47 PM
hipus gid ang baba ko ani man

He he, pareho ani?  :-X

Pero taop gid sang isip ang cameltoe bla.  ;D
#72570
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 09:33:10 PM
hoblot tipal

Bolhot palit nang hinigugma bla kag limutang ang naagiang.
#72571
Question and Answer / Re: Your Favorite Sports and Team
October 13, 2010, 09:33:14 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:52:41 PM
pakman gid hang paborito kog sontok sampak gid

Paking gid bla ang gusto mo di pook gid man.
#72572
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 09:27:01 PM
koleram korekom perdeble motimokom biringbirading haktem setemokootem permitem didtos langubpos amatos

Bikogom ugom dagom tudlisem kurikongom paktom salabatom.
#72573
Quotable Quotes / Re: Love Quote of the Day
October 13, 2010, 09:26:25 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:23:23 PM
wer gid ang lab

Ano gid nga lab? May naa anatomy lab pero buksan lang sang tunga sang gab-i.
#72574
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 09:18:01 PM
kootong sooksook dajon kag hoslot labnok

Timpasaw sigpaw holbot sinaw.
#72575
Jokes and Humor / Re: Oops! Nakamatikod diay!
October 13, 2010, 09:20:16 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:39:24 PM
e surmsong sarng vetsung vegag vers strong

Bwahaha! Addendum sang pudendum bla!  ;D
#72576
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
October 13, 2010, 09:16:44 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 09:14:51 PM
bongisngis sang ripak ni scarby

Bongisngis pud ba ang cameltoe gid niya?  ;D
#72577
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
October 13, 2010, 09:15:18 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:36:48 PM
mughirak gid kong tinking tinkign gob yo

Tungod sa tinking motulo na, dayon mogangking...
#72578
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
October 13, 2010, 09:12:43 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:34:13 PM
hang langmpasu hing rangtay kawayam

Ah, ang kang Scarbzy nga higaang rantayng ripak diay.
#72579
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 13, 2010, 09:11:07 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:32:44 PM
to feel kag humang pinergive kag disayr

Disayr por yur hands transparent en de penumbra op de flame...
#72580
Jokes and Humor / Re: Oops! Nakamatikod diay!
October 13, 2010, 09:09:14 PM
Quote from: islander on October 13, 2010, 09:01:08 PM
unza may labot za viga ana nga ang akong ipazabot stick or baton man sa majorette?  berde lang gyod ug dugo imong hunahuna, bai hubs.  tan-awa sa ubos, down ang stick, so kinahanglan up na pod. ;D




He he, pormag gigolette man na, Ms. Isle, gigolette nga nakaegette...  ;D
#72581
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:54:03 PM
jomot jomot tang dila gid kag boktom

adto simjot sa lobjot kung jomot pa gid
#72582
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:56:33 PM
hokos pokos os motos sos nos tonos moros nos ponos

parehos bolbolos bitos ngalngalos
#72583
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Handuraw
October 13, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:44:00 PM
handurawang sang usang kag kantang gipinagpalabi sang gahunhanghunang molimokoy apod apod lantaw sang gaghaang basang bintana

Kag nagalupadlupad ang mga pispis sang kasulob-on punta sang itom nga gal-um sang hinulsol.
#72584
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 13, 2010, 08:56:17 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:46:36 PM
ayao kogmo kompyansa sang hayhayang bulawang kag ginagsuringkit sang siling silingan ag panting minglakrang baglis sang tungatungang parting biglisiw

Ini ba ang parting biglisiw nga ginahambal mo bay?





;D
#72585
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:51:05 PM
vise versa
sud kag gawas, sud kag gawas, hajon umawas 



Bwahaha! Pasulod pakablit, pagawas pakablit, hangtod mosidlit!
#72586
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:26:42 PM
magsahistang tiguwang kag jomot kag simhotong

Mabaho gid ang sulok-sulok sang tigulang bla bisan magasahistang.
#72587
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:28:32 PM
barikos tikoskos moros lasvekas santerkiding prekomkyom parasantiki kig taritariki

He he, barikos tikoskos moros kag tariki gid lang ang hangpon ko man!
#72588
Jokes and Humor / Re: Oops! Nakamatikod diay!
October 13, 2010, 08:34:08 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:18:45 PM
sang kahulagang ganang lumabaw pag tabang kag tanggal sang singsing kag guot gid

Bitaw no? Naa ra man diay na. Hugaw jud og hunahuna ning ubang tawo ba...
#72589

Dia ra ang ang mga mananakdap! Hapit na ra ba tuod Halloween!





;D
#72590
Jokes and Humor / Re: Oops! Nakamatikod diay!
October 13, 2010, 08:07:15 PM
Quote from: islander on October 13, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
ang gipasabot ni inday, sursum per vestrum virga (up with your stick). ;D



Kabigaon ba diay aning Islander Inday...  :-X
#72591
Quote from: islander on October 13, 2010, 01:55:41 PM
ayayay, niingon kog wa na sila, wa ko moingon nga wa na ko makakita nila. >:(  pa-amenon ta ka ron, maoy imoh. :P

Please lang! Not like this! Please! Please!  :'(


#72592
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 13, 2010, 07:42:05 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 13, 2010, 03:43:49 PM
grade 1 pud ko gi bajuok.. :'(

Ang hangga ug tipdas pud kaha?  ???
#72593
General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby
October 13, 2010, 07:39:06 PM
Redeo statim radix proventus fossura.  ;D
#72594
Quote from: Scarb on October 13, 2010, 06:18:17 PM
vice versa
versa vice

-with position turned

(my all time fave)  ;D

-unja pod na lainon ug sabaw?  :P

Di, oi. He he, hmmmp... :-X


Versavicious Scarbaeous...





;D
#72595
Philippine Business News / Re: Receipts for Donations
October 13, 2010, 06:34:39 PM
Quote from: Scarb on October 13, 2010, 06:23:31 PM
mein Herz..mein Herz..!  ;D

victoria aut mors - Victory or death..!  :-\

Victorinox or Wenger!





;D
#72596
Quote from: Scarb on October 13, 2010, 06:11:51 PM
abyssus abyssum invocat - deep calleth unto deep  ;D




Meow! Deep calleth mine Abyssinian cat...  ;D
#72597
Philippine Business News / Re: Receipts for Donations
October 13, 2010, 06:19:23 PM

"Well, I don't know what will happen now. We've got some difficult days ahead. But it doesn't matter with me now. Because I've been to the mountaintop. And I don't mind. Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But I'm not concerned about that now. I just want to do God's will. And He's allowed me to go up to the mountain. And I've looked over. And I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know tonight, that we, as a people, will get to the promised land. So I'm happy, tonight. I'm not worried about anything. I'm not fearing any man. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord."

--Martin Luther King, Jr.



"I've been to the mountaintop!"
#72598

Ako, apple tawon. Dia ra ko, o...





:-\
#72599

Mao ni kalainan sa "apple" ug "pear" nga porma sa lawas...





Ang pangutana, which one are you?  ;D
#72600
Philippine Business News / Re: Receipts for Donations
October 13, 2010, 05:52:49 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 13, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
gisamokan na gyud ni'ng tawhana kay nikutlo na man ug bersikulo...kadtong sa atong iglesia ni Hubag mauy gamita.

He he, ato tong ireserba unya kon unod na ang tirada, kay sabaw-sabaw pa man kuno ta karon matod ni Scarb the Boast-Buster...

8)