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#72401
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 15, 2010, 04:23:19 PM
unod nga way lasa murag pating....

Lami ang pating bay. Naay gagmay nga baligya sa Lulu...
#72402
Weird and Extreme / Re: Big Pussy!
October 15, 2010, 04:51:18 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 15, 2010, 04:24:06 PM
hahahah,basin nasudlan ug pijangaw...

Basin gikan nagpahungaw samtang naglubok og humay bay.
#72403
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 15, 2010, 04:25:59 PM
furto ug cosmi nalng bai..

Kinsa man na sila bay, mga Italyano? Samot tang wa kaila nila...
#72404
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 15, 2010, 04:43:47 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 15, 2010, 04:27:17 PM
dali ra ilaron sa gugma...mao diay..hmmmm

Kinsay dali ra ilaron unya nailad jud diay tinuod bay?  ???
#72405
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 15, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
hahahhaa,hangtud daw ni sa kataposan..

Kataposan sa unsa bay.
#72406
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 15, 2010, 02:46:44 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 15, 2010, 02:13:30 PM
aw, kuyaw pas canister ug sa 555 sardines. :P

He he, nah, parehas diay adtong nabaniog nga kaso involving pre-med students sa Cebu, kadtong gi-videohan nga dihay nag-ung-ong sa lubot...  :P
#72407
Quote from: bugsay on October 15, 2010, 02:09:46 PM
mauy sinultihan sa taga salot....ang maayohon sa tingkatulog.

Ah, kanang kinahanglan mag-siesta?  (As in, maoy hinungdan nga nikalit og log out?) :-X
#72408
Quote from: bugsay on October 15, 2010, 02:01:02 PM

labandera kaha ni....dili sumo wrestler? ;D


Bwahaha! Aw, sigi man kang treadmill ug bench press, nah, magdaog jud mo ani ron!  ;D
#72409
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 15, 2010, 02:08:16 PM
Quote from: bugsay on October 15, 2010, 01:49:25 PM
basin nakalingkod ug tawong? ;D

Kuyawa diayng tawonga kon maohon...
#72410
Quote from: bugsay on October 15, 2010, 01:58:21 PM
kadtong aburido kon wa naka ulonya.. :P

Unsay ulonya, Bay Bugs?  ???
#72411
Cars and Automotive / Re: Pix of My Car(s)
October 15, 2010, 01:53:58 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
way pa mang gid ko salapi subong madam islex ang sigbelt lang akon gag unauna para sang septi bla

Mag paybsiks ka kang Madam Islex mo ayhan dugay ka pa kabakal sang kutsi mo, simbako lagong sang liog mo man ibalighot ang sigbelt mo, To Bol...
#72412

L.A. Performer Alisa Apps Challenges Lady Gaga To A $1 Million Sing-Off


There are tons of people who think they are better than Lady Gaga, but L.A. singer Alisa Apps challenged the pop queen to a televised sing-off with a prize of $1 million to prove it.

Each artist would perform a series of songs, with a panel of judges deciding who sings better at either New York’s Madison Square Garden or London’s O2 Arena.

Is this all just a publicity stunt for this unknown artist?

“I feel sorry for Lady Gaga â€" she’s just a plastic doll generated by the music money marketing machine,” Apps said in an alliteration-heavy press release. “I stand for the voice of your heart. Be real with me. Come to my world and feel. I want to hear you and for you to hear me. This contest gives people a chance to choose which they prefer: plastic or real.”


http://b96.radio.com/2010/10/13/l-a-performer-alisa-apps-challenges-lady-gaga-to-a-1-million-sing-off/


#72413
Quote from: bugsay on October 15, 2010, 01:01:57 PM
nakabantay ra ba ko nga naay usa diri nga nagkadipo-dipo na tawon ug butang sa iyang daghan kaayong entry....naniguro gyud ni'ng mauy modaug? ;D

Nakabantay pud baya ko... Di ba kaha makahunahuna lang ni siyag tampo kon medyo aburido?  ::)
#72414
Quote from: bugsay on October 15, 2010, 01:01:57 PM
hehehe....
so meaning inig ka 5th year naa ra gihapon ni ug sa samang title...

Maglaom lang ta nga makaamgo ang tigpasiugda nga medyo nakadetik na ang tumatampohay agoizt...  ;D
#72415
Quote from: bugsay on October 15, 2010, 12:56:42 PM
wa gyud tuod nitunga ang labandera.....ako nala'y nag ugay...aw este...naglaba diay.. ;D

Nia ang katabang sa imong silingan, gipadala isip substitute labandera para nimo, Bay Bugs...





;D
#72416
Quote from: bugsay on October 15, 2010, 12:47:39 PM
extended ni nga pakulo, until Christmas o hangtod na pod sa 4th year Anniversary? ???

Parehas man nis tindahan nga closing out sale kuno, palit pud tawon ang inosenting turista. One year after, pagbalik og bakasyon, way kausaban, closing out sale lang gihapon...

:P
#72417
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 08:39:52 PM
basin busy pa to sa inugayay bai...

naglabhanay siguro to sila sa iyang cute na labandera bai...

Unsaon kaha kon absent ang labandera...
#72418
Introduce Yourself / Re: Newbie
October 15, 2010, 12:30:55 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 04:44:01 PM
ingkod gid mo mang manog newbi sang langtay nig sir hubag bohol dajon tinigplahan mo sang kape ni madam islex kag taugtaug magpanagat kita sangkay san sangkayan ni sir bugsay

He he, ang langtay si Madam Scarb ang tag-iya gid to, ang akon ini isang dawatang tuba gid lang, aw, may naa hungot lakip man.  ;D
#72419
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pictures
October 15, 2010, 11:54:14 AM



Yataps!  ;D
#72420
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 15, 2010, 11:15:48 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:19:37 PM
ing ana jud ko permi matulog uhm ..cruz my heart :-X

Aw, kon way ytnap, easy target jud...  :-X
#72421
Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:50:40 PM


Vito on "Tuwad-tuwad"
Mao ni ija hilig, mamasangil lang kang LB  ;D

Nagpalayo si Nurse LB kay hadhok pabugahan og daotang hangin ni Pasyente VA...  ;D
#72422
History / Re: Bohol Karaoke Bars Closed
October 15, 2010, 11:10:01 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 06:39:44 PM
murag  manok diay na pang derbe gahi na lutoon

Lami ra baya pud ang sabaw kon sakto sa lamas...
#72423
Quotable Quotes / Re: Great Secret of Success in Life
October 15, 2010, 11:08:11 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 08:25:21 PM
aw hushuson gamay murag nangkang gisaw uban..

Maayo untag ang gihushosan parehas pud kahumot sa nangkang hinog sa punoan...
#72424
Quote from: islander on September 28, 2010, 05:52:54 PM
aaahhhh, kasabot na ko.  arthritic na diay kag tuhod. ;D

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tungod na na sa sobrang kaon og noodles nga tinemplahan og ginaling nga human bones...  :P
#72425
Makaginhawa na jud tawon silag lab-as nga hangin...
#72426
Question and Answer / Re: Where do we go after Death?
October 15, 2010, 10:13:00 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:00:22 PM
baZin ang nag ask anhi nga lambo adto sa canto del Porgaturio malagfot.. ;D

Swerte na kaayo kon maohon...  ;D
#72427
Question and Answer / Re: Where do we go after Death?
October 15, 2010, 10:11:50 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 07:59:31 PM
hahaha,basin ang katulong sa turo to bai imong nasungag

Basta kay lami, OK lang...
#72428
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 06:29:43 PM
basin siya pa ang nakahhimo ana bai

Sayon ra ni para sa mga igwad og lubot bay.
#72429
Quote from: Scarb on October 15, 2010, 03:18:47 AM
artiZtahin diay ha? hee³

akoa tikret ahm uhm..gikronahan ko sukad pas elem.og maidlot nga tunok unja gitongtungan ug kalabaZa  ;D

Byuti kwin gid bla si nene man...
#72430
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 07:09:57 PM
outstanding performance in publications and medal of distinction for dramatics.

wa gyod intawoy academic award.  nadali pa ko aning dramatics award kay hangtod karon, kun maghilak tungod ni banana republic, ingnon lang kog 'artista ay'. >:(

Morag maayo mang pagkaliwat aning imong anak...
#72431
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
maayo ka pa, scarbzy.  ako wa gyod kay na-disqualified dayon, hahaha!  draw by lots man, pagkahuman ug paso (napandol pa gyod ko) ang nakadaog ang among gipanaway.  ingon dayon ang pari namo:  mao nay klarong gaba. ;D

He he, luck contest diay to... 

Pero kon tininuod pa, hayan modaog ka, Ms. Isle. (Mapandol gihapon hinuon...)  ;D
#72432
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:36:45 PM
dli ko uwaw..sa bata pa si Sabel adto (Pads term napod)

Aw mako na diay ko adto woi>(ug ulo nga dako)  ;D

He he, mako ang ulo ug ang lain pud nga hinungdanong parte sa lawas...  ;D
#72433
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 09:06:40 PM
Ahaha morag salpö..mosulpot ug mohiyos sa lungag.. :P

Di ba naay mosidlit?  ;D
#72434
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 08:31:32 PM
unsa man kadako bai?

Aw, makapangayo jud tingalig tubig si Inday...
#72435
General Topic / Re: Happy Ending or Sad Ending?
October 15, 2010, 09:21:58 AM
Limbarok ba ani, oi. Panagsa ra gani ta mag-serious...  :'(
#72436
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 15, 2010, 09:01:42 AM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 09:35:56 PM
hahaha!  naunay si tiunay.  hala, pislita aron mogawas ang nana. ;D

Hmm, in addition to the above, ikaw Ms. Isle morag nakasuway pud og pilas, bun-i, piang, atutong, bujinggit ug chronic panuhot (complete with sound effects)...  :-X
#72437
Poems and Poets / Re: I rose from marsh mud
October 15, 2010, 08:51:50 AM
Hmm. Nice poem. Nice poet's name...
#72438
Poems and Poets / Re: Amor Intellectualis
October 15, 2010, 08:47:03 AM
He he, di ba kaha amor pederastis ning kang Oskie...
#72439
Quote from: Scarb on October 15, 2010, 05:15:19 AM
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.


Mao ba kaha ni hitsura sa gihisgotan sa bard nga iyang mistress?





::)
#72440
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
October 15, 2010, 08:34:23 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 06:23:58 PM
hahahaha kalooy sa uyab ni bai tigs....

Unsa may labot sa uyab ni Bay Tigs? Di ba inidoro atong topic?  ::)
#72441
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
October 15, 2010, 08:33:16 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 13, 2010, 08:24:26 PM
ming init kig akon ga pula

Ginhaplos mo gali amo na daw nasanborn.
#72442
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 08:36:50 PM
mura ka gakulkog ug kigwa bai..hahahah

Kulkogon ba diay ang kigwa bay. Di ba mogawas man sila magabii kay magpahayahay...
#72443

Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 10:19:31 PM
this is my unforgettable fish.  di gyod ko kalimot ani niya kay pareha mig borloloy.




Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
Lami ang dako nga isda,daghan ug unod  :P


Dia ra ang isda nga pila kaha ka hiwa...





;D
#72444
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Huboi-The Mystery Cat
October 15, 2010, 08:20:47 AM



He he...  8)
#72445
Weird and Extreme / Re: Big Pussy!
October 15, 2010, 08:16:51 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 06, 2010, 12:37:04 AM
hahaha,basin nagawasan na bai mao galanay lanay na

Basin siging ganganga mao nga gamayng bikil, buhagay dayon...
#72446
Weird and Extreme / Re: World's Scariest Bridges
October 15, 2010, 08:15:46 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 10, 2010, 10:34:21 PM
Tsagdi lang naa man pud kas likod naho inig tabok... sal-on lang nya nimo ang nahushos na pants ;)

Di ko oi!  ;D
#72447
Tag-as tingali kaayog mga tudlo sa tiil ning tawhana...  ::)
#72448
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 07:35:44 PM
wa man koy laing nasud sa hunahuna... ;D

He he, Pilipinas ra jud diay bay...  ;D
#72449
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:13:35 PM
hmmnn gamay raman unod ana? maau pa kuha sila kinadak-an pawikan preha ra tali lami ?

He he, appetizer lang tingali si Turtly...
#72450
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
ah mao ba mura pud ug si porky and choppy

Problema lang kay di ko kasabit og Tagalig...
#72451
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:31:09 PM
alcohol ikaligo? morag permi na gi disinfection?  ;D



dia ra oh..prossst..!

He he gikaligo sa tinai isip purga nga mas izzog sa biatelizz...  ;D
#72452
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 15, 2010, 08:03:01 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 15, 2010, 05:45:36 AM
Washington DC ka ba gikan?

Gikan kong naay kauban nga DC pero lahi ra iyang pangalan...  ;D
#72453
Poems and Poets / Re: The Panther [English-Deutsch]
October 15, 2010, 05:54:50 AM

Niay 5 pa ka English translations. Ato unyang hisgotan hain ani ang mas ganahan nato. Morning ablutions una, he he...




The Panther

               In the Jardin des Plantes, Paris

His sight from ever gazing through the bars
has grown so blunt that it sees nothing more.
It seems to him that thousands of bars are
before him, and behind him nothing merely.

The easy motion of his supple stride,
which turns about the very smallest circle,
is like a dance of strength about a center
in which a will stands stupefied.

Only sometimes when the pupil's film
soundlessly opens . . . then one image fills
and glides through the quiet tension of the limbs
into the heart and ceases and is still.

--C. F. MacIntyre




The Panther

               In the Jardin des Plantes, Paris

His gaze has been so worn by the procession
Of bars that it no longer makes a bond.
Around, a thousand bars seem to be flashing,
And in their flashing show no world beyond.

The lissom steps which round out and re-enter
That tightest circuit of their turning drill
Are like a dance of strength about a center
Wherein there stands benumbed a mighty will.

Only from time to time the pupil's shutter
Will draw apart:  an image enters then,
To travel through the tautened body's utter
Stillnessâ€"and in the heart end.

--Walter Arndt




The Panther

               In the Jardin des Plantes, Paris

From seeing the bars, his seeing is so exhausted
that it no longer holds anything anymore.
To him the world is bars, a hundred thousand
bars, and behind the bars, nothing.

The lithe swinging of that rhythmical easy stride
which circles down to the tiniest hub
is like a dance of energy around a point
in which a great will stands stunned and numb.

Only at times the curtains of the pupil rise
without a sound . . . then a shape enters,
slips through the tightened silence of the shoulders,
reaches the heart, and dies.

--Robert Bly




The Panther

               In the Jardin des Plantes, Paris

His vision, from the constantly passing bars,
has grown so weary that it cannot hold
anything else. It seems to him there are
a thousand bars, and behinbd the bars, no world.

As he paces in cramped circles, over and over,
the movement of his powerful soft strides
is like a ritual dance around a center
in which a mighty will stands paralyzed.

Only at times, the curtain of the pupils
lifts, quietlyâ€".  An image enters in,
rushes down through the tensed, arrested muscles,
plunges into the heart and is gone.

--Stephen Mitchell




The Panther

                In the Jardin des Plantes, Paris

His gaze is from the passing of bars
so exhausted,  that it doesn't hold a thing anymore.
For him, it's as if there were thousands of bars
and behind the thousands of bars no world.

The sure stride of lithe, powerful steps,
that around the smallest of circles turns,
is like a dance of pure energy about a center,
in which a great will stands numbed.

Only occasionally, without a sound, do the covers
of the eyes slide openâ€". An image rushes in,
goes through the tensed silence of the frameâ€"
only to vanish, forever, in the heart.

--Cliff Crego

#72454
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 15, 2010, 05:38:06 AM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 09:39:38 PM
asul ang kolor sa anyel nga tambal ug bajuok.

Bajuok ra ba intawon ang nakaingon nganong baog si George Washington...  :P
#72455
Quote from: Scarb on October 15, 2010, 02:57:03 AM
imbiz makakurab-it pas pizi mahagbong nalang hinoon ky naay chigig sakdap² uhm..

Unya kon nag-sleeveless ka adto mosakdap sa imong ilok, dalang tilap, agodoy...  :o
#72456
Health and Food / Re: Napurga ka na ba?
October 15, 2010, 05:25:42 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 15, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
ew..! maau pa ala ko mo klik-- awrk§


Sa una pakan-on mi liso sa batilis (epil²)ky porga daw..wla may migawas?

Amoa silingan ky morag spaghetti kadaghan ew preha ana sa pic above whoa..! huuh maau nalang nanihapon naku..quak² tuh..!



He he, adto na sila mosulod sa imong damgo ron, hala ka!  ;D
#72457
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
October 15, 2010, 05:23:09 AM
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:48:03 PM
ajejeje maau kay dli "voll trottel"..?  :-X

He he, tangengerks ug ugorcks bitaw ang mga nataopan sa pana ni Kupido. Mokanta ra ba dayon og... 

I'm a fool to want you
I'm a fool to want you
To want a love that can't be true
A love that's there for others too

I'm a fool to hold you
Such a fool to hold you
To seek a kiss not mine alone
To share a kiss that Devil has known...


;D

#72458
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 15, 2010, 05:16:25 AM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 11:05:32 PM
gikan sa bukobuko abot sa dughan.  taas god kaayog zipper kinahanglanon.

Mora diayg maleta...  :P
#72459
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 15, 2010, 05:14:51 AM
Quote from: bugsay on October 14, 2010, 11:02:41 PM
dako diayg liki ang lubot ni bai Vitzkie?

Unsa man ni, dala sa pagkatawo o nadisgrasya?
#72460
General Topic / Re: Hasta La Vista Baby
October 14, 2010, 09:22:37 PM
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 09:11:20 PM
Batzi na sad koh,hangtud sa sunod hunaZ  ;D



Tschau  :-*

Tschau-lin!




Young Botoy in action... ;D
#72461
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 09:12:58 PM
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:58:14 PM
dupang,kurikong,kaju-ang,bungag singot ug...matag tiki (hubag)  ::)

Oops! Walang personalan!  ;D
#72462
General Topic / Re: Happy Ending or Sad Ending?
October 14, 2010, 09:10:18 PM
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
Dance the last Waltz of Tennesse?  ;D

Kini man gud ang Dance of Life, mao nga ay na lang...





:-\
#72463
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 08:43:18 PM

kkadaghan na bai sige lang ug balik2x

Bura diayg gibus-aw bay
#72464
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 08:55:26 PM
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:42:44 PM
ja sa gamay pa..morag uza man tali na sa "kinderkrankheit-childhood illness"..?

Apil na ang tipdas, hangga, bitok, suka-kalibang, kuto, puno, kabahong, nuka, pangagod...  :P
#72465
General Topic / Re: Happy Ending or Sad Ending?
October 14, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 07:46:23 PM
such biorhythmic taste can be learned and one's predictable life can achieve unpredictability simply by not predicting. 

Hmm. It's not the lack of unpredictability that I rue, but my inability to even fool myself into believing that a fortuitous encounter with the unfamiliar will make me wish to join the dance of life once again.
#72466
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 08:35:00 PM
hahaha.laina i kis ana bai mura ug lobot ang imahinasyon ;D

Kulkoga lang ang ilawom sa suwang bay...  ;D
#72467
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:25:04 PM
ja<konohay (wlay lain napili ky mao ray nahibilin sa barrio..nanglangyaw man mga chicks gud)  ;)

Picture bi!
#72468
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 07:40:59 PM
unsa man ang porma sa murag nawng ug kigol islander?

Ingon ani tingali bay...





:o
#72469
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 08:11:18 PM
Whehehe dli woi..empty nga Asbach bottle..gihimo gani nako alkansya  ;)

Aw, he he, ang brandy diay maoy gikaligo...  8)
#72470
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 14, 2010, 08:16:42 PM
Kini wa motuwad pero pwede na...





8)
#72471
Kagubkob tali...
#72472
Quote from: Scarb on October 14, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Dia koy "3 liter-bottle" himoon ka ha niy nako nga baseball bat zha?  ;D

Tres litros nga parfum? Imo ikaligo kada adlaw?  ;D
#72473
Kaluoy sa bana. Dili parehas ani nga swerte jamo...


A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted. The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up. Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka. "His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."

;D
#72474
Family & Parenting / Re: Nganong Lami Magminyo?
October 14, 2010, 07:47:18 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 07:38:47 PM
kapila kasla? ;D ;D ;D

Wa kaha masayop ang imong pangutana bay? Di ba ang angay ipangutana, kapila sa wa pa kasla?  ;D
#72475
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 14, 2010, 07:45:25 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 07:39:24 PM
basin pud naay gikuha

Burag opportunity diay ni kay nituwad man...
#72476
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 01:30:33 PM
bitaw.  si padre mariano gomez, padre jose burgos, ug padre jacinto zamora gi-garrote pod baya intawon.  di tawon sila nawong ug rapists.  nahimo hinoong national heroes.  (mag-kj usa kog sineryos ha?)

Thank you for following through, Ms. Isle. One era's heroes are another's villains, but barbarity you recognize anywhere even with a languid eye.
#72478
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 14, 2010, 07:19:06 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:40:14 PM
I think the issue here is you... kung asa ka na academy nabelong... by saying shrimp is a FISH  ;D ;D ;D ;D hehe

Ato ning klarohon, bi: unsa may area of specialization ni Bay Vito, Ichthyology or Iyotology?  ;D
#72479
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 14, 2010, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 06:20:17 PM
basin murag gi jakan bai

Mao nga nituwad?
#72480
Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:50:40 PM


Vito on "Tuwad-tuwad"
Mao ni ija hilig, mamasangil lang kang LB  ;D

Oi, kinsa man pud ni?





;D
#72481
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 06:17:01 PM
ang mahilig  ug tuwad2x bai

Tuwad2x jud o medyo pakigol lang...  ;D
#72482
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 14, 2010, 06:57:49 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:56:42 PM
Sus kalagom pud

He he, si Angelina Jolie baya ni...
#72483
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 06:37:18 PM
awg di  magpagamit ug utro bai ako kang tagaan ug copya

Maayo man kaha modala og pakigol bai...
#72484
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Ms. Islander
October 14, 2010, 06:54:22 PM
#72485
Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 06:23:22 PM
wa pa siguro bai kay giabangan pa overnight

Naay daghang kopya bay.
#72486
History / Re: Bohol Karaoke Bars Closed
October 14, 2010, 06:31:01 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:33:05 PM
matiga na gid ang 50 hangtog 80

Unsa man diay ang gusto nimo Toto Bolbs...
#72487
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello everybody
October 14, 2010, 06:18:59 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:56:02 PM
pangpasantak mang gid ng yes sang tinapay blah toto hubag

Bwahaha! Sampak gid! Ang sambingay gid ni Hesus ang nadumdom ko bla.
#72488
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 14, 2010, 06:13:57 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 06:00:28 PM
ang kaglawom kootonom gid bla

Bla bli ble blo...asul   ;D
#72489
World Daily News / Re: Women Pay For Sex
October 14, 2010, 06:11:42 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 06:04:47 PM

;D ;D ;D ;D bwahahahahahahahaha.. basin sab diay noh... mao tale ;D ;D ;D tawa ko tawa

He he, kon mokatawa ka, Ms. Lucky, kipi lang ha kon naa si Bay Vito kay naa toy super panimhot...  ;D
#72490
History / Re: Botaka
October 14, 2010, 06:09:27 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:35:20 PM
manugbalik nag edag si scarb manugbata na gid sang hatagan moman sir hubag bohol

He he, ikaw na gid ang maghatag sang tissue para ilo, Bay Bolbs.
#72491
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Handuraw
October 14, 2010, 06:07:50 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:30:08 PM
ginagbayao anghitikinahilagmang bahing sang kogmakainom pogbahalinang 21des

Indi ba siete viernes? Lawog na ang may naa sang tagipuson sang container...  ;D
#72492
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 14, 2010, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:27:53 PM
blepende na gid sang tuwayom kag pangos na gid kag basingid pro indi nagmanugdalag hungasang mongolisbo gid sir hubag bohol

Pero may naa man moangay sang alisbo sang tuwayom, gusto gani kanang gigpangingot ang gamiton ya.
#72493
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 14, 2010, 06:02:19 PM
Quote from: islander on October 14, 2010, 05:21:11 PM
hungasan ta mo rong duha, na, manghungaw gyod mo! ;D

Indi gid ako hagrok hungasan bla, baw lang si Bay Bolbs...  ;D
#72494
Philippine Business News / Re: Receipts for Donations
October 14, 2010, 05:59:13 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 05:52:19 PM
Cheers on not accusing JB  :o  ::)

Witnesses please...

"Jerjer lady"? Hala, kujawa gud og terminohiya...
#72495
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 05:57:05 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:47:36 PM
indi ka pagaginit sir hubag bohol kong may ara kang bajok masamot ang bajok kong mangititan

Aw, agto lang giay permi sang langdong sigi higop sang chicken soup nga sinubakan sang manok...
#72496
General Topic / Re: Himos Ka Ba Niadtong Baby Pa Ka?
October 14, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:51:08 PM
kong manogtakilib sang olo mag pahiyung gid vertical

Ini nga pahiyung nagabarug gid pero vertical man kag bugtong gid ang tango.
#72497
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
October 14, 2010, 05:52:11 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:49:26 PM
ining sangottang taas gid apinas gid sang katkatom

Katkatom sang mananggitom pag kilumkilom kag kaadlawom.
#72498
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome Ms. Islander
October 14, 2010, 05:50:09 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:17:05 PM
matood gid sang ginahambal mo sir hubag bohol ara gid sang bajook sang tonga ang babaje

Sinaw gid kag ginaagil ang bulbol haron hinhin ang dating...
#72499
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello everybody
October 14, 2010, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:22:42 PM
dr.wo sang jamesbang

Bwahaha! Ara kaha upod si Dr. Y(es)? Bason linuthang ni Jamesbang? 
#72500
Philippine Business News / Re: Receipts for Donations
October 14, 2010, 05:44:25 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on October 14, 2010, 05:21:12 PM
kahabahaba mang gid sang pormola indi sig ini mag sogbad ginagamitang sang pormolang AC=AC = KI + LE  + CA  ekwals recip

Bwahaha! As simple as rayt maynos rung!