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Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 10:14:49 PM
ATM - Agto Ta Muyo sang Guindulman may ara gid mashing masing......

Dili kaha Adto Ta Matiklo? 

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 10:21:00 PM
indi dari sa tb sang tb gid ara gid momo momo .........

May naa momo momo bitaw, pero kokak kokak may naa gid man?

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 10:30:03 PM
sonoy kag hilig zhomokoy

Upa sang gwapang dumalaga.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 10:20:21 PM
magpabungol bungol lang  gud ko bai

Aw, kana ba... Galing lang kay si LB na pud ang nagpadingol-dingol...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 10:26:21 PM
mangutana ta ni  LB bai..

Burag natug na bay

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 10:23:36 PM
te korikong bangkong gid

Bangkoliyang dalagang ulay bla

Quote from: Scarb on November 01, 2010, 10:13:30 PM
destinguisher> the one who know§ between vanquisher and extinguisher 

Bwahaha!

relinguisher n one who leaves before the vanquisher or extinguisher arrives

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 09:40:32 PM


balik langtaw.....

Idolo mo gid man ang sama ani ang porma haw... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 09:40:32 PM

balik langtaw.....

Oi, ikaw ini, Bolbs? 

Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 09:55:52 PM
ka-cute ni bolbs uy.  ngano tuod nga wa man niy purol?  gihuwaman ni bugsay?  o, natuli na ba si bolbs sa pagkuha ani nga hulagway?

He he, klaro nga pisot diri. Ang pangutana, kon hangtod ba karon, bwahaha! Peace, Bay Bolbs! 

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 10:07:44 PM
may ara gid bla sir fdaray, manogkita ko sang tb may ara gid ...

May naa matadiro di sa TB? 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 01, 2010, 09:45:43 PM
vanquisher n. one who conquers many quests/battles

extinguisher n. one who ends many quests/battles; also, fires

Quote from: cujo on November 01, 2010, 09:47:37 PM
Applied trend for famous men or men with money!

He he, you mean those without money go for partners their own age? Or go partnerless? 

Quote from: Scarb on November 01, 2010, 09:43:40 PM
tyahaha nalipat galing na duh hmn..

He he, nalipat, abig ang karaang usename ang gigamit... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 09:53:55 PM
indi mang gid sir

Kulirez ajeje diay, Tobs... 

Quote from: Scarb on November 01, 2010, 09:14:14 PM
Bahalag mabuntaZan ko..nevah jud ko mokaon ana ~ dli makaya sa power§ ugh qwak tu..!

Kadtong imong gikaon kaniadto nga siopao asado sa Ma Mon Luk, ilaga man ang palaman ato... 

Ganahan tingali ka aning rat's tail noodles, Scarb...





Bitaw, ordinary noodles ra man ni, mao lang ni iyang ngalan...  

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 08:05:22 PM
basin mao na ang kiliti nya bai

He he, depende tingali kon asa nga parte sa lawas ang gitikon...

Quote from: Scarb on November 01, 2010, 09:11:49 PM
Dli ba to monggoe§? 

He he, unya kadtong dagkog lugas, ang tawag humongous, bwahaha! 

Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 08:38:06 PM
syalan ba ning ang college awards thread nahimo na mang poetry thread?  hahaha!  paskang gyod ning taga-tb.  mao-mao rag mga timpla, way kalainan sa the owl, of all the queer birds i like to see, the owl is the queerest by far to me, for all day long she sits on a tree, and when the night comes away flies she.

He he, Digos, padayon sa pag-uswag! Here goes...

"Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still."

Quote from: Scarb on November 01, 2010, 08:54:45 PM
Quiz a biz, je more thy blah-dezto kutaw thy liborgz
 am not a Biologi§t..~letz see the scattered (bugzay zitat)> tan-awon nato ang katag -hee³³³

     I cant takle the twizt > dli ko kazugakod sa flying code-koran  
            Goria inExcâ,¬Lzi§ Deu§  

He he, mao nga nanginhas na lang mi (Reply # 63)... 

Quote from: Scarb on November 01, 2010, 08:37:36 PM
Pls. pm me your full name and address:

1. AsPo - ok na  (FB)
2. Kerstin - ok na (FB)
3. JorgeAnna
4. Islander
5. Bugsay
6. HubagBohoL
7. VhinZ
8. Sir FD
9. LuckyBelle - ok na ..tnx.

Tnx. I'll be waiting  

PS: naa nakoy winner unja ra paIgot zha ja ja..Lain pod daw winner ni Dabinzkie  

He he, well, in the unlikely event nga modaog ko, i-donate nako ang premyo sa R&D sa Academy for the Cryopreservation of Frogs...    

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 08:14:34 PM
murag nawong ug hantakan

He he, hantakan nga nagtingsi...

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 08:48:48 PM
manoog uyom ko gid kom si madam hag kaubang ko bla.................

Kaubam gid ka bla, Tobs, sama adtong nanginhas ta...





Ikaw gid nang bata nga way purol haw... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 08:45:26 PM
bobot ang prengyo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Kornik gid man.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 01, 2010, 08:35:37 PM
Untsa pud kaha?

Unya na lang kay naminaw pas Bay Vito...

Quote from: luckybelle on November 01, 2010, 08:38:24 PM
Depende tsa ija mood, pero very Pinay sija, she loves "Adobo" best.

He he, burag Katsilaon diay siya...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 08:07:22 PM
sugod panginabuhi tawn..

Sugod panginabuhi atol sa kalag-kalag? OK pud ang tayming...

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 03:49:51 PM
maho tae ang iding...... bwahahahahahaha

Maho tae diay si Madam Islex? 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 01, 2010, 08:23:16 PM
Sige, ihatud lang sa among pajag kay aho lutuon.

Magdala kog bahal, ha? Ako pung hapiton si Bay Bugsay, basin human na to sa iyang body-building regimen... 

Quote from: Scarb on November 01, 2010, 08:31:27 PM
daan pa jud ko manoi~Huboi
   nga imong ipanglizta ang ebedensya
        sa imong abâ,¬lidabi§ dani,
              bantog rah why oh why, u know nah?
                    padayon ang pag-uzwag sa Digo§ lagi ..hee³

........ (¯`v´¯)
....... (¯`(●)´¯)
......... (_.^._)
.............. I/ ¸. ª¨..(¯`v´¯)
........... “ªI/ ¸.ª“˜¨(¯`(●)´¯)
...... ¯¨˜“ªI/ ´ª¸......(_.^._)

Why oh why, way uway
Utan kalamunggay
Iyonay unggoyay
Bakiay kwaknitay...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 08:11:52 PM
naa siguro bai..mangapkap

He he, naa ba kaha roy biktima nga mopaambit sa iyang naagian...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 08:11:10 PM
pangutana ni bai hubs

Oops. Nah, kon akoy imong paingnon, lain ra akong isulti...

Quote from: luckybelle on November 01, 2010, 08:25:15 PM
Doesn't matter ug dagko ba ug gagmay basta naa tsa dinner.

Hmm. Unsay luto nga iyang gusto? Pinakupsan?

Quote from: Scarb on November 01, 2010, 05:53:33 PM
Unja coRniciou§ na ky borag nagpadala ug lovah lettah ajehehe³

Unja uzahay borag makalibat? Bwahaha! 

Quote from: fdaray on November 01, 2010, 05:24:09 PM
Nakatilaw na ko ug ilaga. Pareha ra sa namok. Kay wa lagi ta maanad mura ko ug lud-on  mokaon. PEro ug naay tuba ug himoong pulutan lamian kaajo.

Bitaw, Sir FD. Ang inasal nga ilaga maoy labing lami. 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 01, 2010, 04:22:57 PM
Ya sure, main menu na... her favorite 

Ah, it is a she? He he, basin mice nga dagkog ulo, ha? 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 01, 2010, 04:08:22 PM

Dili man namo kaonon ang sugbang kwaknit, among ihatag sa moduaw na ghosts  Kung mokaon ka ug baki, then I would happily cook for you... 

Oi, maayo diay kang moluto, Ms. LB? Hmm.

Sigi, mamikwang sa kog baki... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 04:22:55 PM
sang alimangya ponolongang roso

Indi diay Italyang, Tobs?

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 04:27:23 PM
pang ubos lang mang ko kay namit man gid.............

Gid ili mang angbrot sa kung way tutbras.

Quote from: Scarb on November 01, 2010, 05:24:35 PM
Whew natul.id ,himala bazin ky All Saints Day man?

Bolbs is essentially tul-id evidently. 

Quote from: bugsay on November 01, 2010, 06:34:39 PM
hehehe...pulos raba hinoon ni sila lapad ang shoulder blade..

Ang nawong, lapad pud?  

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 06:53:37 PM
orangotang pude gid pro...............

Pudeng pude kay indi gid man klaro ang gitas-on sang butkon bla.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 01, 2010, 03:53:56 PM
Gawas ana duna pay lain  Tekret d ko magsaba, d ko tabian.... 

Kana ba, tekret jud. Kuryoso ra nis Ondoy... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
sayang gid manogdaog nako umta nag procrastinate pa gud....

Manughulat man ang magahatag sang premyo gid bla.

Quote from: U.S. of America on November 01, 2010, 10:47:16 AM
At least 37 people have been killed after Iraqi security forces stormed a Catholic church in central Baghdad to free dozens of hostages being held by gunmen there, security sources say.

Twenty-five hostages were among the dead, along with seven members of the Iraqi security forces and at least five of the attackers, they told the BBC.

Kadaghan gud diay intawon sa nakabsan sa kinabuhi...

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 03:29:31 PM
kagirom pod gid lang iding nig madam islex....

Kagirom kung ang ginakaom pasayam, lumyagam o kugitam, pero indi kung bangus gid ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
ano gid sikoreto ani gid ya...........

Tekret pang duwang tagipus-on lang haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 03:19:30 PM
mimtim ko gid ya anig agi lang

Indi lang mimtim, agi gilayon aron indi manugprokrastinit bla.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 03:13:54 PM
indi gid pode kay mangbokog mang gid sir hubag bohol kag puro boneless na isda bla

Pilion lang gid ang boneless nga damo pa ang bukog aron indi manugbukog ang mga kuring ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 03:10:02 PM
ihirsisyo gid ining jerjer sang gawasang singot

Indi lang singot ang manuggawas gid. 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 08:35:22 PM
kung nagsibo pa atong edad atong panahona  basin usa ka sa akong mapahatdan ug buwak...

Wa man motubag si Ms. LB, Bay Vits, burag masabot man nga nagpasalamat siya nga wa magsibo ang inyong edad... 

Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 02:31:41 PM
ingon akong mama, sa tanan kunong mga anak, sa ako ra siya naglisod ug lutas.  nalibog na lang kuno siyag unsa pay ipahid sa iyang breasts aron ko motagam.  kausa, iya kunong gipahiran iyang nipples ug duga ug ampalaya, pero imbis akong buhian nasuko man kuno hinoon ko ug gipaak kuno nakog kusog kaayo iyahang nipple, paskang dagan-dagan kuno niya, maayo gani kay wa ko mabuhii. 

Bantog rang hangtod karon kusog lang gihapong mamaak... 

Quote from: REDREBEL on September 02, 2010, 06:50:53 PM
Hi there,, This is REDREBEL 

Welcome. Ako si REDLABEL... 

Quote from: Alice008 on November 01, 2010, 02:38:56 PM
I am Alice, hope we talk nicely here in this forum...

Welcome, Alice. You came to the right place. Tubag Bohol is a veritable Wonderland... 

Quote from: chicogon on September 16, 2010, 02:00:40 PM
Welcome to TB Sam.Mark!!! 

You must be as good and sweet as Tanduay Rhum 5 years old... 

Tagay!!! 

He he, wa na hinuon mobalik si Ondoy Sam, nahadlok hubgon ni Fr. Chic... 

Lami man diay. Sakto para sumsoman sa bahal... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 02:51:37 PM
Eating rat is said to prevent baldness. The owners of a rat restaurant told Peter Hessler of the New Yorker, "If you have white hair and eat rat regularly, it will turn black. And if you're going bald and you eat it everyday your hair will stop falling out. A lot of the parents around here feed rat to a small child who doesn't have much hair, and the hair grows better."

Oi, angay diay ko mag regular rat diet... 

People in some parts of China are fond of eating rats. This custom has been around a long time. Chinese in the Zhou dynasty who ate rats, calling them "household deer." The rats that Chinese eat are not regarded as dirty animals. They don’t come from the cities but come from the countryside and are said to consume all natural foods such as fruit, grass and leaves.

Rat meat cost more than four times more than chicken or pork and twice that of beef. Eating rat is said to prevent baldness. The owners of a rat restaurant told Peter Hessler of the New Yorker, "If you have white hair and eat rat regularly, it will turn black. And if you're going bald and you eat it everyday your hair will stop falling out. A lot of the parents around here feed rat to a small child who doesn't have much hair, and the hair grows better."

Highest Ranking Wild Flavor Restaurant in Guangdong offers simmered mountain rat, mountain rat curry, spicy and salty mountain rat, simmered mountain rat with black beans, steamed mountain rat, rat soup. During an outing there Hessler was asked. "'Do you want a big rat or a small rat?” What's the difference? "The big rat eats grass stems, and the small one eat fruit.” Which tastes better? “'Both of them taste good." [Source: Peter Hessler, New Yorker, July 24, 2000]

Customers often examine the caged rats and pick the ones they want. Describing how they were killed Hessler wrote, "Suddenly, the worker flipped his wrist, swung the rat into the air by the tail, and let go. The rat made a neat arc. There was a soft thud when is head struck the cement floor. There wasn't much blood."

Hessler order a small mountain rat with black beans, which was served in a clay pot. "I ate the beans first," he wrote. "I poked at the meat. It was clearly well done, and it was attractively garnished with onions, leeks, and ginger. Nestled in a light sauce were skinny rat thighs, short strips of rat flank, and delicate toylike rat thighs. I put a chunk of it into my mouth, and reached for a glass of beer. The beer helped...It wasn't bad. The meat was lean and white, without a hint of gaminess. Gradually, my squeamishness faded, and I tried to decide what the flavor of rat remind me of. But nothing came to mind. It simply tasted like rat."

http://factsanddetails.com

Nibangon aron gukdon ang nagsaba-saba sa menteryo...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 02:28:15 PM
The study found that a combination of factors contributed to this enforced celibacy, including:

Older women being viewed by both men - and the women themselves - as less attractive as they age
Conservative beliefs about premarital sex
The trend of older men/younger women pairings
Higher male mortality rates

Conservative beliefs? Morag giapil-apil ra man ni diri bisan wa na jud ni... 

Sex After 40 A Rare Event For Single Women

The single women on Desperate Housewives don't seem to have much of a problem finding sexual partners, but real life single women over the age of 40 may not be having as much luck, say researchers from Vanderbilt University. Their new study, appearing in the Journal of Aging Studies finds that as women get older, they report having fewer sexual partners - often no sexual partners - as a result of cultural beliefs and the biological and social effects of aging. Somewhat predictably, more women than men report having no partners.

The study focused on those aged 40 to 59 who are single, divorced or widowed; a group, the researchers say, that is typically underrepresented in sexual studies. "We've all seen the seductive 40- or 50-something divorcee portrayed in the movies who attracts men like honey draws flies. Think of Susan Sarandon's character in the film Bull Durham. However, this appears to be the exception rather than the rule and maybe that is part of these characters' allure," said the leader of the study, Vanderbilt's Laura Carpenter.

The study found that a combination of factors contributed to this enforced celibacy, including:

Older women being viewed by both men - and the women themselves - as less attractive as they age
Conservative beliefs about premarital sex
The trend of older men/younger women pairings
Higher male mortality rates

Which the researchers say add up to women having fewer - or no - sexual partners; particularly after the age of 50.

The study also revealed that, paradoxically, having a college education seems to both increase women's chances of having no sexual partners and having multiple sexual partners. Carpenter attributed this contradictory finding to heterosexual men's preference of partners with similar or lower educational attainment, which would result in a smaller pool of partners for women with higher levels of education. However, better-educated women may also enjoy more opportunities to meet potential partners than less well-educated women.


http://www.aphroditewomenshealth.com

Quote from: luckybelle on October 14, 2010, 07:47:21 PM
Klaro KAAJO... VITO DAW ANG NAGGITIK     

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 14, 2010, 07:48:51 PM
hahaha,way singgitay makabungol na..

He he, nalingaw uroy og gitikanay ning duha, ay... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 22, 2010, 03:47:18 AM
Weigh in:
Having a body-mass index greater than 25 can increase the likelihood of a whole host of health troubles, including polycystic ovary syndrome, which disrupts your menstrual cycleâ€"and may derail your plans for getting pregnant without complications. Aim for a BMI between 18.5 and 25; calculate yours at Self.com.

Niwang ra pud tingali kaayo ang BMI nga 18.5 para mamabdos, oi...

Naa mi silingan nga morag 30 man tingali ang BMI pero pusot-pusot man ang mga anak ... 

Angay man tingali pasayloon na lang. Total, di man jud unsang alkansiha ang bana...   

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 08:45:48 PM
hahahaha ,,basin bai kay suhito kaayo.

Naa na koy gidudahan, pero dili pa ko segurado...

Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 08:21:34 AM
tocino and fried boneless bangus for breakfast.

morag di mi kawad-an ug fried boneless bangus tibuok buwan da.  daghan ang sobra sa fried boneless bangus nga akong gi-order last friday for a party of ten people at the house.  sa akong ka-gaga, ni-order kog one big tray nga good for 30 people kay akong estimate alkansi ko sa presyo kun good for 10 ra akong order.  resulta, napuno ang freezer ug fried boneless bangus.  hapit na ko tuboan ug hasang.    

Aw, ipakaon na lang sa imong mga iring kon maohon...

Quote from: luckybelle on October 31, 2010, 07:10:52 PM
Basin sab noh 

Naa may ilhanan, di ba? 

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 24, 2010, 03:21:02 AM
What is the funniest story your mother tells about you?

Ingon akong mama nga sa gamay pa ko bisan unsaon kog duyan dili kuno ko matulog kon dili kantahan og Kamingaw sa Payag... 

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 30, 2010, 03:15:43 PM
A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.

Hmm. Di na diay tinuod nga "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."

Gindala sang mag-asawa ang ila tatlo ka tuig nga bata sang doktor bangud ang iya pikoy sobra gid kagamay. Magkatapos tan-aw sang doktor ang bata, ginhambalan sila sang doktor, "Pakan-a nyo lang ang inyo bata sang pandesal nga may Star margarine."

Sunod nga aga, ang bata manugpamahaw na, may ara nga damu-damo nga pandesal kag Star magarine sang babaw sang lamesa.

Namangkot ang bata, "Nay, sang akon ni tanan?"

"Kuha ka lang isa," hambal sang Nanay. "Ang bilin para na sang imo nga Tatay."

Maniudto ta!

http://gallery.photo.net

Quote from: hazel on March 13, 2008, 09:05:12 PM
Yuck!

kinilaw nga utok sa iro?

There was a young lady named Crystal
Who held up a bank with a pistol;
If that's not enough
To prove herself tough,
She then launched a nuclear missile...


http://www.afunnystuff.com/humor-stories/Funny-poems/

Cool kid...

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 01, 2010, 12:27:38 AM
Nganu kaha nga ang tawag nila adlaw man nga kalag kalag dili diay pwede ug adlaw sa mga kalag lang??

He he, naa man gud tingali daghang dili tinuod kalag nga maoy tighabhab ug tigsuyop sa mga halad... 

Quote from: tsolox on November 01, 2010, 10:26:57 AM
wake up sheeps..this is not about truth nor lie. There is no secret here. How is it possible? Now, if the general populace only know this late, then is it the fault of one person alone? We are sooo trapped with wrong sentiments and perspectives..is it because of the kind of music that we keep on listening or movies that we watched? The birth of tragedy out of the spirit of music... Hey,, we are on moving on internet-time, no time to explain..gotta catch up other stuff..

He he, lisod ning manikop tas lubog nang daan nga lim-aw unya naa pay nagsakay og panganod nga modalikyat og kutaw sa tubig ginamit ang kagingking nga wa diri wa didto... 

Quote from: slackware on June 29, 2007, 03:31:53 AM
Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed and continue living.

Hmm, an interesting, useful information... 

Quote from: slackware on June 29, 2007, 03:31:53 AM
A zebra is white with black stripes.

Hmm, mutant diay ang black zebra with white stripes...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 01, 2010, 02:54:18 AM
Unsa gyud diay na kublan gyud kaayo. Hehehehehe Delikado basin og mountol hinuon.

He he, magibang pa jud ang tigib...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 09:47:02 AM
naa puy kasal na bai..

Ang wa pa, tawo nga magpakasal og iro. Basin hapit na...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 09:48:24 AM

mangout pa jud gamit ang tudlo

Naa diay kuot-kuot ning kalag-kalag bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 09:51:21 AM

kinsa man tawn nasuya iya?

Nasaag man tingali ning iyang post bay.

Ako permi masaypan nga Bonobo...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 11:35:55 PM
mas kuyaw ang kalag na bu hi  kay lihokan ug kiriwan

He he, magmaoy pa jud kon masobrahan sa libreng laklak... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 11:31:19 PM
Mao ra man akong nahunahunaan

Siyempre, ang unang mahunahunaan kadtong perming buhaton... 

Quote from: U.S. of America on November 01, 2010, 09:16:31 AM
what will happen to the ecosystem when everything is covered with seaweeds? there will be an imbalance of nature. everything in the seas will die as millions or billions of seaweeds will dominate the seas.

Hmm, nalibog na jud akong kutaw ani, kay earlier diha man toy expert opinion nga opposite ang gisulti. Dia ra, ay...

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:27:11 PMThere really is no downside to seaweed farming, as it is a self-serving industry.

-tuliyok ang utok si Botoy nga manginginhasay

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 11:45:12 PM
karon bai perting lisora na kay  isulod na man daw  sa mental

Asenso na bitaw kaayo sa atoa bay. Naa na pud gani kuno marriage counselling ang mga iro...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 11:18:21 PM
pareho mana baho bai...kanang adobo nlang daan na gibutang

Baho diay? Aw, kon tinemplahan na bay unya deep fried, nagtuo na kang adobong manok... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 08:59:05 AM
Compose as much haiku poetry as possible. Haiku was once a decent form of Japanese poetry that, thanks to pop culture, is the definition of bad poetry in its current form. All haikus are three lines long. In a Haiku, the first line has five syllables, the second has seven of them and then the last has five again. Those are the only rules for haiku poetry.

Bwahaha! Naay easily accessible examples ani, but here are some for starters...


Serial Killer Haiku
by Jack Lurhstaap


Gleaming white arches
Spin around the spinal cord
Horseshoe, played with bones.

----

Curving silver edge
Rise above the horizon
Full moon or knife blade?

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Warming up the grill
Seeded buns, home-made chuck
Long pork for dinner!

----

Sleek steel crimson-graced
Opens a window into you
Pericardium!


http://www.verybadpoetry.com/poems/show/Serial_Killer_Haiku/

How to Write Bad Poetry
By an eHow Contributor


Everyone knows a poem or part of a poem that moved them and some have spent agonizing hours, weeks or years trying to replicate the feeling with their own words. However, no one tries to write bad poetry. If you think about it, writing bad poetry takes a fraction of the time and anyone can do it. Therefore, people should endeavor to write bad poetry, not good.

Instructions

1
Write what you don't know. An old adage for good writers is "Write what you know." Therefore, to write bad poetry you should write about things you have no idea about.

2
Think as little as possible to write bad poetry. Do not agonize over the words; just let it all flow out of you and onto the page with no thought whatsoever.

3
Rhyme the words every chance you get to write bad poetry. Rhyming is not as difficult as you think, and it will make your poetry stink. See, there is an example for you.

4
Repeat the same rhyme throughout the poetry. Nothing says bad poetry like a repetitive rhyme that just keeps repeating throughout your poetry over and over and over.

5
Use words that have lots of letters but you have no idea what they mean. Look in a dictionary for particular long and complicated words and include them in your poetry. It also helps if they rhyme, but anything goes in bad poetry.

6
Compose as much haiku poetry as possible. Haiku was once a decent form of Japanese poetry that, thanks to pop culture, is the definition of bad poetry in its current form. All haikus are three lines long. In a Haiku, the first line has five syllables, the second has seven of them and then the last has five again. Those are the only rules for haiku poetry.


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Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 08:11:08 AM
sa valencia ang bikog
sa lila ang kolera
sa tagbilaran ang jawa.

Asa man ang agoizt?

Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 07:50:42 AM
tubol bali sa lobut, mao nga ang bali sa boli, daw ilob.

Ilob lang ta ani, saon pobre man...

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 31, 2010, 10:11:28 PM
Nakasuway na mo? Kay nakalimtan ug agda?

Hapit jud. One time, wa ko maniudto kay nangandam kos pakals pagkagabii. Sus, wa man ko agdaha. Maayo na lang kay nakapamahaw ko unya wa ko kapanghingiki. Nasudlan jud tawon og gamay ang tiyan...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 11:42:09 PM
wa pa siguro bai...hahaha

Maayo ra pud bay kay peligro ang salin sa nahurot didto...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 11:13:24 PM
kuyaw ug magbayloanay

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Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 11:34:42 PM
tagnaan gyud nimo bai..saman diay

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