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Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:16:42 AM
aw depende bai basin pilian pud to

Bwahaha! Unsa kahay gustong pilion bay...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:26:44 AM
butangan pud ug design bai

Lamas na lang nang design bay.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 21, 2010, 08:24:05 AM
Pagbati ibakho na lang sa tago.

Tago una ko gikan sa TB sa mosunod nga mga adlaw kay ako na man diay napasagdan ang akong gamayng darohan... 

by William Carlos Williams

Quote from: rogamz on November 21, 2010, 05:52:22 AM
bibo foundation day ky daghan games..naa pa contest dakop baktin (baboy)

Hmm. Kanang baktin nga gidihogan og mantika? Kanay tinuod nga makalingaw!

by Louis MacNeice





The sunlight on the garden
Hardens and grows cold,
We cannot cage the minute
Within its nets of gold;
When all is told
We cannot beg for pardon.

Our freedom as free lances
Advances towards its end;
The earth compels, upon it
Sonnets and birds descend;
And soon, my friend,
We shall have no time for dances.

The sky was good for flying
Defying the church bells
And every evil iron
Siren and what it tells:
The earth compels,
We are dying, Egypt, dying

And not expecting pardon,
Hardened in heart anew,
But glad to have sat under
Thunder and rain with you,
And grateful too
For sunlight on the garden.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 01:05:54 AM
basin ang tag iya auwtoridad

Dili ikatingala kon maohon bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:08:53 AM
hahahaha.kanang kamel ang muguyod sa 4x4 nabaon sa  buhangin bai

Ang delikado kon nalubong ang ulo unya gasiwil ang lubot, basin tirahan bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:10:56 AM
bigot na may begote bai.. murag  galips 2lips ug parehas bai

Nah, sa mailad lang diay...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:07:30 AM
tinuyoan siguro na puy-anan sa vitok bai

Ganahan jud mopuyo bay kay super pakals man ang puy-anan...

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. --Bertrand Russell

Quote from: islander on November 20, 2010, 11:04:41 PM
from some other angle, my shy cat looks as if he's wearing bangs.  the usual dark hair on the forehead common to most cats looks like it was cut straight across his forehead in his case, like a little girl's.

this is one cat i chose to keep instead of giving him to some other home somewhere else because of his extreme shyness.  



nickname:  felix
full name:  emperor felixander the great    

Hmm. Mora mag malnourished ning iringa. Tsk, tsk, tsk, nagkinahanglan ni siyag high-protein diet, like fresh meat...

Quote from: islander on November 21, 2010, 12:18:18 AM
estimated 10 months old.  when i picked him up last february, i presumed he was no more than 6 weeks old.  he was weak and sick and still incapable of eating by himself, i had to force feed him with a formula of egg yolk, milk, and cooking oil.  he made it!  

Hmm. Wa ba kaha intawon mag-indigestion ang mingming... 

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 12:12:44 AM
ang itoy ray nakit-an....way donggan..

Itoy nga lagom og simod? 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 21, 2010, 01:26:35 AM
An end is an end.

He he, naa pa ra bay The Return of the King...

Quote from: rogamz on November 21, 2010, 04:39:44 AM
tungod sa klaro pagpamakak sakpan ang bana nga naa lain...aron naa dahilan,himoan pod estorya ang asawa nga naa iya nabantayan lain kono..

Maoy gidangat. Mobuhat unya dili moangkon...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:13:24 AM
hahaha...para di mailhan na gikan  sa pikas

Mangitag issue para malahi ang estorya...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 01:18:49 AM
depende asa dapit ang gitan-aw

Hmm. Naay parte sa lawas nga photogenic unya naay parte nga dili? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:59:06 AM
ang kabahong bai

Kabahong nga way pagkaalim bay.

Quote from: islander on November 21, 2010, 12:01:09 AM
hahaha!  she doesn't only look pregnant (thanks to luckybelle's imagination) in the first picture, she also looks like she's been given a karate chop on her spine.    

Hmm. Perhaps she's scoliotic? 

Solemnity of Christ the King

http://www.mb.com.ph/articles/230642/solemnity-christ-king


This Sunday marks the end of the Catholic Church’s Liturgical Year. As another year ends, the Church wants to remind us of the reality that as we all came from God and we shall return to Him.

God is the source and God is likewise the destination of us all. This is why the Church today celebrates the Solemnity of Christ the King of the Universe. We profess in our Christian faith that at the end of our lives, we must all be accountable to Him: “He will come again to judge the living and the dead.” But this we must not fear, for we believe that in the Kingdom of God, justice is based on mercy and love.

Truly, how different are the ways of the Lord! The proper disposition of a Christian is that of eager waiting and anticipation. When Christ comes again as king and ruler, “God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying; neither shall there be any more pain ” (Revelation 21:4).

However, this feast tells us that we must make the Kingdom of God happen in our midst. God is King not only of the future but of the present. The Kingdom of God is already among us, as the prophet in the wilderness exclaimed (Mt. 3:2). It is our duty to make every effort to make Christ King of our lives. We can only do that if we regard him as the center of our lives. We must make God the center of all our relationships. We must see to it that we are faithful and true to the gospel values of the Kingdom.

Today, in many parishes and churches throughout the land, there will be festivities and processions in honor of Christ the King. But the best honor and reverence we can give to Christ our King is to make Him King of our lives, families, and communities not only today but throughout the rest of our lives. Hail, Christ our King!

Quote from: luckybelle on November 21, 2010, 03:52:54 AM
Hala oi, pagtsur ba Vits, ikaw ni?

Quote from: luckybelle on November 21, 2010, 03:54:17 AM
awhoohh... haha

Basin ikaw ray makapabalik sa kanhing kabuotan ni Bay Vito, Ms. LB... 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 21, 2010, 01:30:40 AM
Oi, hehehe... ang mga lisngang ug ilong nagbinayloay uroy ug mga pulong

He he, unsaon pagkalisngag aning Vito nga Sicilian man ning tawhaha. Ako hinuon... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:48:35 AM
hahahah, taas pud ba ang ilong sa kamel bai,

di ba pud lisngag ang ilong ana bai

Di na ko kahinumdom bay, pero segurado ko nga angayan ang kamel sa porma sa iyang ilong... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 01:00:39 AM
supot diay gihapon bai

Basin nagsalig nga di ra mapriso bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 01:21:10 AM
hahahah...mitaas ang pikas kilay

Unya lakra kaayo ang pahiyom nga nahimuot, proud kaayo sa kaugalingon... 

Quote from: rogamz on November 21, 2010, 05:05:15 AM
lami jamo na karon mga dalaga ky game na... malipay sila, lipay pod ta 

Hmm. Sign of human progress? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:58:03 AM
karon kay muunga unga na bai..

Oo nga palagi? Di jud mobalibad? 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 21, 2010, 03:59:23 AM
Gravy jud diay imo CHARM?

Espiso jamo kay para man sa braised ego, he he... 

Quote from: rogamz on November 21, 2010, 05:16:44 AM
dagha'g buhok nasinaw ani Dila...

Pero kulot lang gihapon? 

Quote from: Chongki on November 21, 2010, 05:57:26 AM
ang dalaga noon dalaga parin ngayon

He he, unsa ni, Bay Chongks, wa mahalin? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:28:12 AM
maayo diay ka himoong  ihemplo sa kadaghanan bai

Bwahaha! Di man hinuon tanan makaangay ani bay. Sigon ras ginhawa.

Oops, mouna ko nimo bay. Mangandam pa ko kay moadto kos daplin sa baybayon ugma, magpahangin og ginagmay...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:45:03 AM
ngayo lang ko pasaylo bai..pasayloa  lang daan kay wa gituyo

Ako pud bay, ngayo pud pasaylo. Hmm, ilong sa kamel na lang kaha atong hisgotan... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:37:27 AM
unsaon ug di gihapon motoo bai, moabot ang lugway og dosentos  ka tuig bai,.

Aw, pakalitan na lang tingalig bugto ang lanot kon maohon...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:41:50 AM
hahahah,mag sige ugyaw yaw bai. pero ang babae karon  usa ka gunit lang  ok na...

Moyawyaw gihapon bay pero palami na ang tuyo...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:36:18 AM
hahahaha samot sa  lisngag ug ilong bai..lisngag gihapon inig tan-aw bisan balibalihon pa

He he, di lang tingali ta maghisgot og ilong bay, basin naay magbabasa nga malain...  

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:19:22 AM
di ba kaha ni bahog ilok bai...

Dako kaayo ang posibilidad bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:29:42 AM
kung kamao  pud maghinolsol

Tagaan og taas-taas nga lugway aron naa pay oras pagkat-on bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:31:14 AM
hahaha. mura pud ug ang mubog ilong motaas ug kalit inig tan-aw bai.

Naay uban nga di jud matabang bisan unsaon og pakalit bay. 

Quote from: islander on November 21, 2010, 12:21:04 AM
kun nakakita man unya gitangag, milisi si lobelt nganong gipatara.

Basin pud mahadlok si Felixberto kay kagiron ilagaa... 

Quote from: bugsay on November 21, 2010, 12:14:14 AM
...nahinumdom ra man gud ko's giingon nimong nagbag-id bag-id kon udto na....hehehe

Hmm. Kontrasenyas para sa nap? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:24:37 AM
magsige nalng ta ug palami bai aron swertehon

Mao nay akong pilosopiya bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:14:35 AM

arang 2x maguwang mana sa maot bai..

He he, ingnon ta lang ana pagsulti kay abi lang parehas tas uban diha nga bulala pero kaduhaduhaan kon naa bay agi...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:15:40 AM
hahahhaa. mao nay sige ug swertehon

Tinuod baya ni nga nagdalag swerte bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:17:27 AM
kalingawan ug kawras.

He he, mora man pug nanungkab...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:11:58 AM
gilok kaayo na bai  samot sa mga bag-ong tubo.hahahaha

Aw, payts sa bag-ong tubo nga bigote...

Quote from: islander on November 21, 2010, 12:07:39 AM
wa koy ikatubag ani kay wa pa man gyod tawon ni siya makakita ug ilaga kay indoor cat man ni siya.

Wa diay ni kakita sa ilaga ni Lobelt de Nilo? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:05:38 AM
kanang kamel maoy gaguyod sa  4x4 bai

Bwahaha! Mao nay tunay nga dune bashing bay, kay motulimbang jud ang 4x4!

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 20, 2010, 11:57:24 PM
basin gutom kanunay bai...

Malagmit naay vitok bay...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 20, 2010, 11:59:27 PM
sunugon na lng bai aron wa nay begote.

Aw, sigi lang gud kon naay bigote, naa may daghan parehas ani. Di ba kadtong prinsipe sa London...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 12:01:07 AM
depende sabot sa mangingiyot bai.

Mas tunay kanang apil sa safari bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 20, 2010, 11:56:26 PM
sigon ra sa nakasabot bai,

Sigon pud sa nagpatusotuso bay.

Quote from: islander on November 20, 2010, 11:04:41 PM
nickname:  felix
full name:  emperor felixander the great   

Quote from: bugsay on November 20, 2010, 11:50:15 PM
Mao ni imong giingon nga mura'g si lobelt de nilo?

He he, morag si Felixberto Y. Pangilo tingali ni... 

Quote from: islander on November 20, 2010, 11:04:41 PM
from some other angle, my shy cat looks as if he's wearing bangs.  the usual dark hair on the forehead common to most cats looks like it was cut straight across his forehead in his case, like a little girl's.

this is one cat i chose to keep instead of giving him to some other home somewhere else because of his extreme shyness.  

Morag mahadlok man og ilaga ning iringa... 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 20, 2010, 11:36:44 PM
Hahahaha... wala man ko kwentas nga ahos     

He he, wa ba diay pud kay habak? Diha koy kaila kaniadto nga baje nga bisan magbikini sa beach sul-ob gihapon niya iyang habak...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 20, 2010, 08:08:38 PM
Body Part Model





Modeling is not just for the beautiful â€" if you have good hands or attractive feet, there may be a job in modeling for you. In fact, depending on the product needing a model, sometimes you need to have ugly hands or other parts of your body (don’t forget that someone needs to be photographed for the “before” photos). Body models can make a lot of money, so don’t discount it as an option if you lose your job.

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Pwede ko ani para sa mga "before" photos...    In fact, nangaplay na ko. Gilaayan na kog estambay...

Quote from: luckybelle on November 20, 2010, 11:27:08 PM
D pud pwede      samot nang manawag... Fra. Chic 

Bwahaha! Di ba pwede magkwentas lang una kag ahos? 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 20, 2010, 11:21:08 PM
Hahahaha.........      What can I say?     

Pwede nimong bakwion ang imong pagpanawag ni Fr. Chic... 

Quote from: fdaray on November 20, 2010, 09:12:38 PM
Si Marcos kay ge deport sa America, pero ang pinaka worst si Gloria. ang  presidente nga walay glory.

He he, si Marcos ang worst unya si Gloria ang pinaka worst. Hmm, naa pa ba kahay umaabot nga mas grabe pa... 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 20, 2010, 11:14:32 PM
Ai, nagpatabang diay ka grandpa...      Unsa man pud tawon ako mahimo? 

He he, luoran ra ba ning giango-ango na... 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 20, 2010, 11:03:51 PM
Murag... hehehehe     

Sabagay, to each his own... 

Quote from: luckybelle on November 20, 2010, 10:55:45 PM
   

Mga nawong sa dili motabang...

Quote from: islander on November 20, 2010, 10:32:44 PM
hahaha!  hamburgero, kun sa iningles pa, hamburger.  di na lang moadmitir nga ang humot para niya ang mga tuwayon.  if i know bakalaw, type nimo ang ginamos hipon, hahaha!  

Aw, kay dili ba diay humot ang tuwayon? Kahumot ana, a! Lainlain man ang klase sa kahumot. And I just happen to have catholic taste...

Quote from: junjun on November 20, 2010, 10:14:41 PM
sa ako tan-aw sa gestures, posing nila sa cam( sociology ako field) dili sa mag-ama man.....aw tanb-awa lang pud ninyo nya tutuki ug taman..Paet!

Hmm, dili diay? Sa ato pa, klaro nga mang-uyab?

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 13, 2010, 07:56:41 PM
Mao jud, si Joseph Estrada lang ba diay ang makahibalo ana,Si Bay Bugs bitaw naa man gani !!!

Hmm. Pabuotan-buotan ra diay nis Bay Bugs... 

Quote from: islander on November 20, 2010, 10:14:40 PM
unsa man nang uggs ug ugg boot, sparky?  mora man ta ana ug gisakitan, as in 'ugg, natumban akong bunol'.

Hmm. Di ba kaha ni kabahin sa German submarine? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 30, 2010, 01:29:26 PM

Naay mas brayt pa kaysa crow. Kini siya, ay...





Bwahaha! 

Pagkatoytoy... 

Bwahaha! Mahal ra pung bilata... 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on November 10, 2009, 02:18:29 PM
The bigger the difference between a woman's waist and hips the better.

Hmm... How about the bumper factor? 

Quote from: lgbluer on March 10, 2010, 07:56:44 AM
hahahha...pa as if ra man na...bisag dli gud..hehehhe...

Bitaw, madugay matinuod ra ba... 

Guilty man tingali tanang ginikanan ani...

Quote from: fdaray on November 20, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
Nindot sad....., akong sulayan.

Mas sayon ang baki kaysa iring, Sir FD...

Quote from: U.S. of America on November 20, 2010, 08:43:03 PM
Armpit sniffer? If the job location is India, I think you have to think twice or even thrice before you accept the job offer.

Bwahaha!  

Naa ba kaha pud ni sa adult men? 

Quote from: slackware on June 29, 2007, 03:28:55 PM
We have sex for the sheer pleasure of it, but a new study shows that a sexual life started at the wrong age does in fact induce sadness, clinically known as depression. Girls who have lost their virginity at an early age present a slightly higher risk of feeling depressed compared to their counterparts, as the researchers discovered. Still, the sufferance occurred only when the sexual encounter happened outside a romantic relationship, while the boys' mind was not affected in any way if they started their sexual activity early.

Hmm. Pero kon sobra pud ka-late or not at all, naa pud tingali resultang diperensya... 

Vomit Collector





At Listverse we always leave the best till last! As we all know from experience, traveling on sideshow attractions can make us a little queasy. More often than not at least one person on the more exciting rides will have a little spew. Unfortunately, this produces quite a lot of vomit every day, and some very unlucky people get the job of cleaning it up. Next time you hate your job think of the poor vomit collector working at your local fair ground.


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Barnyard Masturbator





The job of the barnyard masturbator is to masturbate farmyard animals for artificial insemination. They usually have two options at hand. The first is to use a rectal electrifier which sends small shots of electricity up the bottom of the animal to stimulate it from behind. The other options is to do it the old fashioned way â€" with their hands. Either way â€" I think the less said about this job the better.


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Ball Diving





Have you ever wondered what happens to all the golf balls that go into the water on golf courses? Now you know: golf ball divers go in occasionally to retrieve them. It is a highly paid job and it can be extremely dangerous (at least two people have died on the job). The best part of the job is that when you are done you can put on your plus-fours and play a round of golf.


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Body Part Model





Modeling is not just for the beautiful â€" if you have good hands or attractive feet, there may be a job in modeling for you. In fact, depending on the product needing a model, sometimes you need to have ugly hands or other parts of your body (don’t forget that someone needs to be photographed for the “before” photos). Body models can make a lot of money, so don’t discount it as an option if you lose your job.


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Sports Mascot





Sports mascots are not just fans running around in furry costumes. They are actually paid employees of the various sports team they represent. To be a mascot you need to be athletic and fit and you definitely should not apply if you are shy. Some mascots are so popular they are more famous than the players!


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Airplane Repo Man





I bet you have never thought about what happens when someone forgets to make payments on their private jet. Well â€" the finance company sends in the airplane repo man! He has to have an excellent flying record because when he finds your plane, he has to fly it to its destination (undoubtedly an auction house for repossessed planes). This can be a dangerous job (imagine repossessing a plane from the mob) so, sometimes, plane repo men need to bring heavies with them.


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Snake Milker





Snake venom is used for all manner of things, but the most important is undoubtedly for its use in medical research. A lot of venom is needed every year for this research and some poor guy has to spend all day pushing snake fangs into a plastic container in order to milk them. At least he can have the satisfaction of knowing that his dangerous task may one day save a person’s life and it would be pretty cool job title to have as well.


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Furniture Tester





Next time you buy a new bed or sofa, think of the many men and women whose job it is to sit or lie in those things for hours to test their comfort level (this is one of those exceptions I mentioned in the introduction). Unfortunately, furniture design is not just a matter of science or ergonomics â€" someone needs to actually make sure they function and are comfortable. This is, of course, quite a strange concept because comfort is so subjective, but I am sure those who are in this occupation don’t complain too often.


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Chicken Sexer





The job of the chicken sexer is to determine the sex of baby chickens when they hatch, so that they can be sent off to the appropriate location for their future life, as a battery hen or dinner for four. This job requires a gentle hand (so as to not damage the wee chicks), a good eye (to recognize whether they have a penis or not) and the ability to drift off and forget that your whole working life is going to be spent looking at chicken’s sex organs.


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Armpit Sniffer





When we go to the supermarket to buy deodorant, we are drawn in by all the colorful packaging and the nice scents. But, before those bottles hit the shelves, someone needs to make sure they actually do what they are meant to do â€" mask body odor. This job comes down to the armpit sniffers who get to sniff smelly armpits all day long to ensure that their deodorant is effective. One would presume the pay rate is pretty good, which may be the only upside to this job.


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Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 08, 2008, 09:37:13 PM
Love can make your heart pure

Seryoso man diay kaayo ka sauna bay...

Kini nindot pud...


origami jumping frog

Quote from: orChids on April 10, 2008, 08:15:49 AM
The cat origami.

                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukzFwRoFj4k&feature=related

Cool cat. Meow!

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on December 30, 2007, 11:29:24 PM

   
Iranian police officers and others view the scene as five convicted criminals are hanged in Mashad, Iran.

Photo is courtesy of BBC News

Wa ba kahay gagunit nila sa ibabaw...

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness. --Oscar Wilde

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 20, 2010, 04:47:03 PM
hot dog ra

Pantulak diay bay.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 20, 2010, 04:47:43 PM
hahahaha,depende kung moangay bai.

Kini kaha siya nga atong gihisgotan bay... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 20, 2010, 04:46:40 PM

basin gapuyo to dool sa lod-anon na lugar bai

Mao jud. Anad kaayo, unya maayo pud jud modalag kaon... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 20, 2010, 04:40:57 PM
sa ubos bai kanang murag balahibong pusa..

Sagad naa ana bay kay dotrekakin pa man...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 20, 2010, 04:40:10 PM
naa puy katahap  bisag wa gud

Naay matahap kunohay pero ang tuyo diay aron matabonan ang binuhatan nga maoy angay katahapan...