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Quote from: mikeygatal.com/forum on June 16, 2007, 06:09:14 AM
i am so left behind na, did i miss something here? nag strip ba kayud si Rose?hehehe
www.mikeygatal.com/kodakikobi

Oh, mikey, I so have wanted to but I figured out later, even smiley posts or just a mere hahahaha or huhuhuhu or one-liners like "Welcome Mikey" would take me to the pedestal where Mike is, so I changed my mind. I'm so afraid of this mind I own, it can change both small and big dreams overnight.

You did not miss a lot by the way. I was absent for the last 24 hours to pave way to wanderlust. See yah around here!

Quote from: GEC348 on June 15, 2007, 05:59:06 AM
Dear Rose,

What is that in your hand?

I've also asked Vader before what is that in her finger but I'm not sure there was a response.

Very truly yours,

GEC

GEC, thanks for noticing. You see, I already told Mike that Chin and I have a lot in common. We enjoy the same gadgets and play the same toys. I yet to give a detailed account on this. Right now, I'm so drowsy I'm afraid what I might say here. Yes, sometimes a wicked woman like me still gets scaredy cat once in a while. Good night.

P.S. You're one of the members in Tubag Bohol I love reading.

Quote from: saisdotcinco on June 15, 2007, 08:27:07 PM
My apologies if I spill an explicit tint (as usual) in this dark-hued state of Yoyoy's demise. I'd paint it green... hmmm... When I was in fourth grade, I end up getting a hard on just  by listening to his song "Bayle tibuok kalibutan." The melody is a major turn on. Thanks Yoyoy for rousing my virility.[/color]

Yikes! Gettin' a hard-on while in 4th grade over 'Bayle Tibuok Kalibutan.' Had it not been for Tubag Bohol, I wouldn't have known this part of my husband's lil boy secrets.

P.S. Paul, kindly lemme know first before everyone else in Tubag Bohol does. Or else, I'll sing the song, "Please, don't let me be the last to know...." I'm so afraid of your coming revelations, you have never stopped shocking me with all the ten years of sleeping with you in the same bed.

To Chin:

Please report to duty tomorrow as new members would be flooding in. I have already filed my personal leave of absence to give way to wanderlust. We'll have a road trip to Cambodia to buy some cheap fur. We couldn't afford the ones in Bangkok. (Don't ask me what it will be for. Just imagine its tingling sensation and that will do for the answer.) Thanks, heaps!

Rose

Quote from: saisdotcinco on June 15, 2007, 10:15:49 PM
money cant buy money... exchange perhaps!

Your money can't buy me. Your wang could. I'm that affordable just for you.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 10:09:59 PM
Rose, please lang intawon. Daghang mga minor de edad nagabasa sa Tubag Bohol. Don't pollute our kids' vocabulary. 

Who started it? If I read right, you said the word 'tulo' and that for me is 'threesome.' Now, I'm thinking, it even sounds like wholesome.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 10:03:19 PM
And who are your existing clients? 

As of date, I only have an impressive client of four but a readership of over a hundred. That's good enough for me. When I turn 60, I'd surely retire and just concentrate on proving Kinsey's survey that 30% of women still have sex after 80 y.o.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 09:52:05 PM
pajero - pajera
abogado - abogada
karenyoso - karenyosa
labandero - labandera
kusinero - kusinera
tubagero - tubagera

hero - hera 

You are so right, Mike. You seem impeccable to me now that I've known you better. But for the frustrated goddess that is Chin, let's give her all the names pertaining to goddesses and one of them is Hera. (I'm now kowtowing in fear for my use of the adjective 'frustrated.' I could see Chin turning into Hitler!)

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 09:49:45 PM
Okay ra ka tulo ra mi imong mga students? 

Threesome would be great! Mike, please stop stirring my imagination. I'd go agog.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 09:47:43 PM
The position is the most important.

Mike, next time, kindly "quote" what you are replying to. Look at this one: The position is the most important. This makes me think of kamasutra.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 09:38:56 PM
Tagoi lang na Rose. 100 years from now: collector's item na na. 

I don't wish to live until that long. I don't wish bigger than lurking here at Tubag Bohol when I can, while I still can. My poor vision tells me I'd be retiring as Tubag Bohol's sex therapist at age 60. Don't worry, that's still 30 more years from now. So keep the questions raining!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 04:54:25 PM
All-around wife. Perfect.

Rose, remember your time management lessons.

The moment you sign off, Tubag Bohol memories will haunt you... 

Now I am haunted. Already. Too many things to say. Too little time.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 04:44:20 AM
I like women who can always put up a fight with me. Peace comes after war. 
The United Nations was established right after the second World War. 

Women fighting with men? In my vocabulary, this can only happen in the four corners of the bedroom or the kitchen or the veranda for a change.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 07:47:57 AM
Hello Chin,

If Rose were my high school teacher, I would have been the next proofreader of FHM Magazine.

And, Chin, if you were my classmate in high school, unfortunately and fortunately, I would have invited you to be the only flower girl on my wedding.

And if Paul were my classmate in high school, he would have been your husband today.

This is our lot.

For all the joys and pains, give thanks to our God in Christ Jesus.


Sincerely,
Mike 

No more ifs and what ifs please. It's not yet too late. You can all be my students in sex education. Then we can all be classmates in sex application. Cheers to the Power Four: Mike, Chin, Rose, and Paul!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 09:27:23 PM
Rose, I need an administrator for the gallery. He or she will take care of all the uploading of images/photographs. At least he or she has a working knowledge on photoshop or any other photo editing softwares. Ang pagresize lang sa picture, nothing else.

Dili sa karon. Exam pa ko ugma. Naa pa pud ko teaching class at 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.

Then there's no one else in the list but my significant other. You see, I have eyes for the right person to the right position.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 05:16:42 PM
Since you're a woman, you're now a "hera."

Pagtumba ug baka sa Ubay. hahahah 
Bangona inig kaugma, Yadz.

Could I make a lil reaction? Don't vanquish the throne of Hera (from Chin). Please use the correct word, heroine instead. Chin would be displeased to hear that anyone else in Tubag Bohol is addressed as Hera or any word pertaining to goddesses.

Notice: The photograph has been removed from this thread.

Mike, I have a more delectable photo of yours. Could I replace this? It's been wanting to get out of my thumb drive.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 05:14:18 AM
When your spouse says: "Langga, mata na kay matulog na ta."

Aw, tinuod d i ni? I thought ako ray tigbuhat ani. Ngeek. Dili d i ko unique oi.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 07:46:04 PM
I need to revamp our site.

I saw Paul Ranara and Roseth Ranara today. Slim na kaayo sila. Naa koy nahuna-hunaan.

Maglono ang Tubag Bohol sa dili pa moabot ang alas 8 sa gabii.

Minimize posting sa. Enjoy reading lang.

Kung malunod ta inig change sa skin, pangayo ug salbabida sa mga taga K of C.

And Mike, please hurry the photo gallery! We need to post the Trio's photo as well as your pose with the horny couple.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 08:35:41 PM
Magpa slim sa ta. Pareha ni Paul ug Roseth.

Change skin. Maglono na in a minute.

Wow!!! This looks alotta more sophisticated and yes, easy on the eyes especially for the likes of Paul. Kudos!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 05:27:58 PM
i will set up a photo gallery for all tubag bohol members.

i have many plans for all of us. 

Yay! I hope it won't be strictly wholesome! I can fin'lly bare those FHM shots!!!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 08:11:54 PM
ahahaha., kahilak jud ko ug colored nga tears!

yadz, karon pa ko nga ang sound sa hilak is hahahaha. I thought it is huhuhuhu.

Quote from: paulpaulpaul on June 15, 2007, 07:53:51 PM
The distinction between my PAST and PRESENT is only a narrow line across the page. The PAST loves the PRESENT and vice versa. If I open a fight between the PAST and the PRESENT... for sure it'll lay waste to my FUTURE.  I love them... I dont mind the progressive, perfect and perfect progressive tenses. I stick to the basic.

Man, you are lucky, both the past and the present still love you in every way all throughout the rest of your future.

Quote from: mikeygatal.com/forum on June 15, 2007, 05:40:04 PM
i am still a virgin and i'm proud of it,hehehe

Mikey, the question is: "How important is VIRGINITY to you?" And not, "Are you still a virgin?" But well, since you've declared your virginity status online, be prepared for both men and women who are VIRGINITY STICKLERS to flood your website anytime soon! 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 04:53:58 AM

By the way, Riva is based in Tokyo, Japan?

Yes, Riva is based in Tokyo, Japan. But this girl is Ms. International. She is bound to go to Latin America and Thailand for her next sojourn. However, until now she has not yet finished her diggin' to China. She is still so hang up with her two-year adventure in that country.

FYI: She's not only teaching ESL to Japs but also taking videos and footage of fake vaginas which she has long been meaning to publish. This speaks so much of the girl. If Chin is into growing a penis, Riva is into cutting them off.

Quote from: buenavista on June 15, 2007, 11:14:55 AM
hahaha!makalingaw pod oy!

Thank you, Buenavista! I'm glad that my silliness somehow gives people joy and fun! Let's rejoice we found each other here in Tubag Bohol. Amen!

Quote from: Varga on June 15, 2007, 11:08:26 AM


Dear Trio,

I am curious about the words "nookie, whoopee, do, etc." which I presume all mean "****" in the more traditional lingo.

Could you please account for its etymology, for our sake not well versed in the intricacies of the Queen's language.....

Thanks, heaps!

Dear Varga,

It's always the trio's pleasure to address your question.

First, you are right. The words nookie, whoopee, do, etc... all mean SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. I will not say the four letter word beginning with F because asterisks symbols will appear on its behalf. I don't know why our administrator has banned the F word in this site. Perhaps, a motion for reconsideration might do to lift the ban.

As to the etymology of these words, I won't bother to google or yahoo search the issue. Based from real experience and watching and reading porn, I have personally observed that people just made these words up and constant use of these words qualify them to be synonyms (formal or colloquial) of the DELICIOUS word, which is SEX or SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. In fact, if you wish, you and your lover can make up your own lingo for this. If you both like to eat radish, you can say, "Sweetie, radish me!" And your brain and sex organs would recognize what it means which will lead you hot and dripping. So by all means, make up your own secret 'stimulant' by using words which you both desire.

And here are more words to add to your vocabulary:
1. quickie
2. coitus / coition
3. lay / get laid
4. copulate / copulation / copulating
5. love making / make love
6. mating / mate
7. consummate / consummation
8. balling
9. boff
10. hump
11. procreate / procreating
12. make out / making out
13. go/ going all the way
14. breed/ breeding

Now Varga that the trio has enriched your vocabulary, please don't get caught offguard when someone would tell you, "Screw me!" It also means F_ _ _ me!

God speed!

Rose (on behalf of the Trio)

or

Rosie (since I surmise, it pleases you to call me this)

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 09:53:04 AM
mao ba, kuyawa gud pud ana dili man tingali maayo daily ka mgkaon ana kay taas baya na ug cholesterol..

Daily dosage of chicken eggs? That's too much. Why not alternate it with human eggs to give balance? Anything that is too much or too less is not good. So please, kindly spread the good word to all egg addicts.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 15, 2007, 09:40:47 AM
why tubay bohol makes you happy and excited?

It's simply because you are here, yadz! Thanks for bearing with my wilderness. I know I belong to Corella's man-made forest but somehow, my lovely feet led me here. Here, where I meet beautiful people and new friends.

P.S. Bantay ug dili ka mohilak ha. Touching na kaayo na. Makahilak na jud ka ana ug popcorn or batong ba kaha.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 07:59:20 AM
Rose and Paul, please send your two boys to Singapore a week before Chin invades Thailand.

Let us not jeopardize their bright future just because a woman who found and lost love now wants to compensate what she missed in the past by planning to duplicate her hormones through one of your sons' bloodstreams.

Chin, forget about Harley. Hapit na ka mag-menopause. 

Ah, the past, I wish to rewrite your past.

We have indeed already plotted a plan for the boys' secret whereabouts for a good duration of 4 days while Chin and her gang invade Bangkok! As parents, we are not as uncanny as our urges.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 15, 2007, 12:11:45 AM
There are other roads that less traveled than that... and Life is not all about sex. Maybe for some people but not for others.

Did I say your road should be a sexual one? I was asking what that road was. I showed you mine. Oh men, who created the word misinterpretation? 

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 15, 2007, 12:06:13 AM
Actually, I didn't think of that until I read this...

I think its nice to welcome new members, well thats what we do on the other forum that I've joined.. and it good to feel welcome, labi na kung dili jud kaila tanan, but kaila man diay mo before, pero dili lang gihapon ko moundang anang akong pagpost ug 2 words oist...

Pwede man gani magpost smily ra hahaha

Great tip! A smiley will do on my climb to Mt. Everest. Thanks, heaps!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 15, 2007, 12:00:55 AM
 
My hubby's fave poem, I like this poem too

Oh, great to hear that. So could you kindly tell us what less traveled road have you gone to? I'll start so I won't shy you away. When I was young at twenty, I tempted a Religious Education teacher to bed me. He was a nun's property; everyone was well warned not to touch him. But the Rose dared. What can everyone else do? She loves to trudge the road less traveled by.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 10:19:45 PM
Yeah, I've figured it out 

I wonder, how did you figure out? Is it through the photo or the horniness factor? Believe it or not, we have tried using China's very popular product of dispelling horniness but we were always unsuccessful each time. So sometimes, we just blame it on the moon.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 11:45:16 PM
Welcome Riva

mfrandsen sweetie, I know too well what made you reach your stature as a hero member. You are so good at your one-liner or two-word welcome. For example: Welcome Rose. Welcome Riva. Welcome Paul. This is so easy a climb to the pedestal. Mike, better upgrade your criteria based on quality and not on quantity. Peace!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 10:26:14 PM
riva, welcome to Tubag Bohol.

Hope you survive in this website. Explore us at your risk. 

riva, malipayon kami nga moabi-abi kanimo.

Whatta wrong welcome! It should be this: Hope we survive your membership in our site. We already have enough mix of terror and porn in the triumvirate of Chin, Rose, and Paul. We don't need one more. Nada es algo!

P.S. Next time, Mike, you better ask Chin or me first before you do some welcoming of sorts.

Stuff like this one should be move to the Trio's Page. As has previously been declared, the Trio's page is not only to answer your sex-related questions. It's also a home for sharing thoughts on sex talks. Members, let's redo our lil organization skills.

Whoa! Chin is an authority to answer this. I am, too. So are Paul and our new member, Riva. We are bosses and yet we report to our bosses as well. Hahaha! So bossy sounding woi. Shameless indeed!

It depends on what kind of size are we talking here? The length or the circumference? Erect or flaccid?

Quote from: yadz26 on June 13, 2007, 12:28:55 PM
bitaw..ayaw sa comment...lolz!

Pa demure ka ha. Well, I'm tellin' yah, it does, it does!

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 10, 2007, 11:03:25 AM
Men who don't know how to please their women, fall in line! I would be only too happy to hold a class for all of you. hahaha

And the horny couple can do the demo!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 11:10:33 PM
lol do we need to arrest him? 

I can very well catch this man without serving a warrant of arrest. How? Terrorize him that I will divulge his virginity status. If it's really that big a fuss. 

I'll answer this question one more time because nothing is constant in this world but change.

My source of happiness changed overnight. Now, I can gleefully say, it's TUBAG BOHOL that can simply make me happy and excited.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 11:02:15 PM
pee on the pants, tungod sa kinatawa ug makapalaundok sa labhunon ug hugason...

wala pa raba ko kapanglaba kay pag-uli nako gikan work dretso ko diri..

naa pa diay additional, tubag bohol makaguba sa plano ug makatapulan lol, (just kidding) 

I so agree with you yadz. In my case, aside from the pending laundry and dishes, it decreased the number of our daily nookies from 5 down to 4. Blame it on the man named Michael O. Ligalig.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 10:58:04 PM
Well, I don't know about the other things that they're getting lost of, but what i mean is if they ever get lost their way on the street 

Madam, pasayloa nga wala ma specific, sa sunod butangan na nako ug apelyido 

You're forgiven. After all, "To err is human, to forgive is divine." Am I still in context here?

Feel free to post more questions (with family names, please). Thanks!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 10:44:33 PM
a rose that does not wither dili matiguwang.   

besides, nganong defensive man kono? wa baya ko magmention sa akong sugilanon ug any comparison between two women. 

You're right. You didn't state the comparison. It was implied, darlin'. But anyway, I'm now smilin'. Thanks for reminding me that I am indeed THE ROSE THAT CANNOT WITHER. Cheers!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 10:08:25 PM
your honor, I prefer to remain wholesome lol

cel, wholesome on the outside ra ka oi. Who doesn't want sex and multiple orgasms? I doubt if there's anyone. It's just that some people are so transparent inside out like the triumvirate! 

Sa kalit lang, naabli pag-usab ang pultahan ug nahapunting ang mga mata sa mga tawo niadtong batan-ong babaye nga nagduko, nagbakho, naghinay sa paglakaw, ug naa syay gibitbit nga papel, ug iya kining gitunol sa Judge, ug human niya ug tunol sa papel, nagdali siyang mibiya sa maong lugar nga walay bisan usa ka pulong nga nalibkas sa iyang dugam-is nga mga ngabil.

"Kinsa diay to siya?" nakisayod na sab ang mga usosero ug usosera.

"Di ba mao to siya nagpa-advertise sa Bohol Chronicle nga ibaligya niya iyang uterus?"

"Bitaw no, murag mao bitaw to siya."

"Mao gyud."

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Ka unfair ba aning terminolohiya nga batan-ong babaye, unsay pagtuo tiguwang na jud ta?

Si Rose maoy mitubag: "Katulog ug balik, Judge."

Wala motubag si Judge ug misandig pagbalik sa iyang gilingkoran.

** *

Gapaila nga CONTROL FREAK, and judge gi but-an! hahahaha! Mike, undang na ug maestro. Pag shift career na intawn. Ikaw na puli ni Madam Auring. Hahaha!

* * *
Miabot si Paul nga espoting kaayo.

And how again did you know nga dili ni siya molakaw nga bulingit ug lago? Bahalag ma late basta maka plantsa ug maka pang wax. Haha! Ikaw, Mike, ang lalaking gamhanan.

Wala nalang pud motingog si Paul. (As usual...)

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How the hell d'yah know? Dapat lang ang bana, under jud sa commander! Tagam ug dili makatanday ug maka handos!!!

.....gipakanaug ang desisyon ning husgado nga ibalhin ang "Sexual and Marital Problems" section ngadto sa "Buko Salad ug Halo-Halo" category...... (pakpak ang mga witness........) (ug dihay nadunggan nga nag-ingon: "take it, take it, take it.....)

Mitindog si Rose, ug nakita ang iyang "fighting form", ug sagol sip-on ug luha ang midagayday sa iyang ilong ug kaapingan, ug siya nagkanayon: "Kadyot lang, kadyot lang, pwede ipautro ug basa nang hukom?"

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Mike, maboang ko, ga agik-ik ko nga galagot at the beginning. Tiaw ba, ibalhin sa buko salad ug halo halo? Wa kaha ka malipong diha? Imbis kay ma promote, ma demote na hinuon? Whaaaah!!!!

Quote from: riva on June 14, 2007, 09:18:55 PM
i know this couple all too well and, yes, they WILL add spice and everything nice (and kinky???) to... whatever. and why green? well, isn't it obvious why?

And here comes the girl who will never be able to finish diggin' to China in her entire lifetime. Yes, she knows us too well that she was even the one branding us with the name "horny_couple."

Quote from: lumine on June 14, 2007, 08:45:05 PM

Quote from: princessadagat on June 14, 2007, 05:24:45 PM
Badlong sa si Manang. Psst! get on with it. Topic reminder:  What Money Can’t Buy

Money can't buy my love and devotion to THE ALMIGHTY TO THE HIGHEST ...

Thanks, PrincesaSAdagat. You are automatically hired as one of the members of the board of censors of Tubag Bohol. Keep up the good work!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 05:58:06 PM
No wonder. 

Rose, I never knew this.

Sheessh. Seal your mouth. You're ruining my bimbo acts. Wait til I finish my detailed account of  "My Old Fighting Form." Don't you ever think I forgot.
Chin and I, you see, we have so many things in common.

I have reposted this here from another page because I figured, I have already done so much damage to those of Mike's holy pages.

P.S. And also, the most valid reason of the transfer is: ROSE is a CONTROL FREAK! She likes things organized, from her class schedules to her nookies.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 06:23:59 PM
from PRINSESAsaDAGAT (reposted)

Yes, I've heard about the "Three Musketeers" a.k.a. the Trio, who are determined to rock this Tubag Bohol ... world. Paging Dr. Censorship ... are you ready? Better be ready because the Trio has landed and invaded the Tubag Bohol ... cyber world.

Prinsesasadagat, why don't you throw us some questions? It may not be for you. It can be for someone you know. I feel like you have the hots for the Trio. Welcome to our home!

Dear Mike,

Mo sang-at na pud ko ug another motion for reconsideration. Hinaot unta nga imong kining dunggon, pagahinuktokan ug pamalandungan.

I strongly believe that 'The Trio' deserves to be under the label 'Tubag Bohol Warm-Up' and not under 'Private and Personal' on the following grounds:

1. Private and Personal has under it 'Birthdays, Mamalihug ko, etc." It says the obvious that sex talks can no way be equated with birthday greetings or panawagan sa nawala nga mga paryente.

2. 'The Trio' should be in equal footing with the likes of "A Dosage of Hope." Why, isn't the triumvirate giving hope to our fellow Boholanos who are silently lurking in the corner and licking their wounds from their marital (or pre-marital) sexual woes?

3. If it takes something spiritual like 'A Dosage of Hope' to be under the label of 'Tubag Bohol Warm up' then it goes without saying that we belong there. Doesn't sex involve the mind and the spirit?

4. Finally, it is God who said, "Go to the world and multiply." How can this be ever possible without sex?

I would greatly appreciate if you could expedite your verdict, Mr. Administrator.

Rose (on behalf of the trio)

Quote from: lumine on June 14, 2007, 05:30:35 PM
mesmerize is the correct spelling rose, not mezmerize. you were right at first oy.

To sheeesssh you darlin', I already clicked the 'modify message' button.

I'm doing this for your lil baby. Mwaah.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 05:04:47 PM
This takes me back to HSS, circa 1998.

Mike, it's a pity I couldn't fully describe the teachers I had. Yes, I've rough edges, but if you had the mentors I had and learned the things I did, you wouldn't be able to help being rough, too. You'd be outspoken and unafraid. You'd be equal parts scathing and kind. You'd be fun to talk to because you've no use for the trite or the commonplace. You won't always be polite, too, because politeness can often keep you from saying the things you want or need to blurt out. Civility and the need to keep up appearances, you see, can sometimes be why people spend their lives wasting away.

So yeah, I'm rough because all my life, I've moved, interacted, talked, and thought with people who are as rough as they are brilliant. To people used to the smoothness of the conventional and the typical, roughness would be appalling. I find it appealing, however, because I know how hard it is to find.

If Rose enjoys taking the road less traveled, so do I. To some extent (to a one-school-year extent), she is partly responsible for molding me into the person I have become. For that, Rose, I'm grateful.


Disclaimer: Yech! I bet I'd want to delete this an hour after. Hahaha

I'm partly guilty when I found out that after graduation from high school, most of my students came running unto me with a huge hug and a soft whisper that says, "Ma'am, I just broke my hymen last night!" Gawd, what did I do to deserve this? I only described to them the difference between the classical and the medieval.

Quote from: lumine on June 14, 2007, 05:22:45 PM
oy! for a moment, rose has become serious and poetic.

Don't spoil the moment, Ms. Luminary! Hell, yeah! Lemme be serious for at least one moment. Peace!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 05:16:19 PM
UNAI, maayong pag-abot dinhi sa bag-ong paborito sa mga maanyag nga Bol-anon ug ambongan nga Bol-anon.

Chin, is UNAI an acronym of what? ....

Mike, as I've said, I'm a good publisher. Unei is a Psychology teacher at the University of Bohol who used to be my colleague at STI Computer College. We had so many fun memories. I asked her we will reminisce them together at Tubag Bohol. No one could be more COMPELLING than this Rose. Tell me, Mike, what do I get in return?

I spent countless of my mornings as a child with Yoyoy's music. You know, the parents, they love Yoyoy, and I was at the stage of loving what the parents love. So I guess I did love Yoyoy with passion when I was small at that old breakfast table.

Quote from: lumine on June 14, 2007, 05:30:35 PM
mesmerize is the correct spelling rose, not mezmerize. you were right at first oy.

Of course, I was right at first. Who said, I wasn't? I said, I mispelled the word 'mesmerize.' Haha!

Don't fight me, I shall just redirect you to this link: http://www.sit.kmutt.ac.th/Roseth/Roseth.php

Eeew, kaluod nako! haha!

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 05:25:28 PM
I'm good at soliciting, period. Money, sexual favors, praise - you name it, i solicit it. Hahaha

Whoa! na offline ra ko ug less than 30 mins, look at what I'm already getting?

Mike, gi atots ka! Mo log out sa ko kay manglaba, manilhig, mang mop, magluto, manghugas! Nagtapun-ok intawn tungod sige tambay sa tubag bohol.

Haler, ako na pud mo hibernate.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 04:20:22 PM
I wish I had a past. 

Don't challenge me into telling. I might hire myself as your spokesperson even without your permission.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 04:31:45 PM
Promise. Behave na ka ha... 

Did I promise? No, I didn't, not in my sanity. To behave is not me. So let me just be me. This poetry, I can always give it a wild turn. Prod me and I'll start the ball rolling.

This is for y'all. Nothing's wrong with being horny. The texts below will show you what horny couples like us can make of their bundles of joy. Hubert or Hubs is 8; Harley or Harl is 4.

* * *

Mom: Harl, just get your milk from the fridge.
Harley: Why me? Why ‘me’ always do the hard work?
Mom: Never mind. Hubs, please get Harl’s milk.
Hubs: Oh, I’m tied to the oars.
Mom: What did you say?
Hubs: I mean, I’m only a child, why do I have to do it for him?

* * *
Hubert: Harl, hit me again and it’s curtains for you.
Harley: What?
Hubert: Just hit me again and you’d know what I mean by ‘curtains.’

* * *
Hubert: Harl, you’re as light as a feather.
Harley: And you, you’re fat.
Hubert: I’m not fat; I’m no bigger than a couch.

* * *
Hubert: Oh, my phone is dead.
Harley: How come? Do phones die?
Hubert: Harl, I’m going bananas. I mean, it ran out of battery. I need to recharge it.

* * *

Once and for all, I will behave here at Tubag Bohol. Here's a piece of modern American poetry by Robert Frost that will forever hold a spot in my heart. Ask me, most of the time, I choose the Road Less Traveled By. 

The Road Not Taken
 
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,   
And sorry I could not travel both   
And be one traveler, long I stood   
And looked down one as far as I could   
To where it bent in the undergrowth;         
   
Then took the other, as just as fair,   
And having perhaps the better claim   
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;   
Though as for that, the passing there   
Had worn them really about the same,   
   
And both that morning equally lay   
In leaves no step had trodden black.   
Oh, I marked the first for another day!   
Yet knowing how way leads on to way   
I doubted if I should ever come back.   
   
I shall be telling this with a sigh   
Somewhere ages and ages hence:   
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,   
I took the one less traveled by,   
And that has made all the difference.   
 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 04:10:30 PM
Trio means LOVE TRIANGLE. 

Past is Past.

Past is past; let by gones be by gones. However, Mike, let's not forget that without the past, we wouldn't be what we are today. So, reminisce the past with such ardor, passion, and gusto. 

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 01:11:14 AM
How to fall in love in 60 seconds?

A better question would be: why do you have to fall in love in such a hurry?

Some women just have to fall in such a hurry, Chin. Look at me, had I not been in a hurry, Paul could've waited for you.

Another reason is: It's no longer raining men, Chin! It's raining ladyboys complete with sex transplant and voice change !

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on April 24, 2007, 12:59:00 PM
Roseth and Prince Paul Ranara should be included in the Outstanding Boholanos on the Planet. They excel in Thailand. I really admire the husband and the wife. They are talented and hard working Boholanos.

Hardworking, did you say? Indeed, I am working hard here at Tubag Bohol for free!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 03:39:55 PM
Inseparable gyud diay.

Kung live ang asawa, live pud ang ana.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Ranara Couple. On Live Flesh.

I better change my avatar, aye? I didn't show some skin in there.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 03:32:33 PM
Because Rose was once a superwoman and was once a batwoman. 

And a pole (paul's)  dancer. She's not new to working round-the-clock.

Rose, here, reporting live as well.

Let it be known that I complete the other half of the horny couple.

Rose, here, reporting live.

Let it be known that I am the other half of the horny couple.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 14, 2007, 01:40:30 PM
spending the whole day here, will make you a hero by tomorrow!

Does whole day suggest 24 hours? I can do that. All for Tubag Bohol!

If not because of this post, I could see myself delaying my membership at Tubag Bohol. I first read this in friendster's bulletin from the same author of course. I read it orally to my husband, we almost fell off our chair at half past 12 midnight after some nookie. We so wanted to react, we logged in. Too bad, I've forgotten my password.  I had to get a new registration.

Cheers to this post, it made me an active member, from a newbie to a junior in just a day. My goal is to be a hero by tomorrow. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 11:22:35 PM
They will re-register again. This time as "conjugal member" of Tubag Bohol. Watch out, Cel. 

You're giving me the idea. kindly not block the photo. Here it comes in 5 seconds!

Dear Mike,

Mo sang-at na pud ko ug another motion for reconsideration. Hinaot unta nga imong kining dunggon, pagahinuktokan ug pamalandungan.

I strongly believe that 'The Trio' deserves to be under the label 'Tubag Bohol Warm-Up' and not under 'Private and Personal' on the following grounds:

1. Private and Personal has under it 'Birthdays, Mamalihug ko, etc." It says the obvious that sex talks can no way be equated with birthday greetings or panawagan sa nawala nga mga paryente.

2. 'The Trio' should be in equal footing with the likes of "A Dosage of Hope." Why, isn't the triumvirate giving hope to our fellow Boholanos who are silently lurking in the corner and licking their wounds from their marital (or pre-marital) sexual woes?

3. If it takes something spiritual like 'A Dosage of Hope' to be under the label of 'Tubag Bohol Warm up' then it goes without saying that we belong there. Doesn't sex involve the mind and the spirit?

4. Finally, it is God who said, "Go to the world and multiply." How can this be ever possible without sex?

I would greatly appreciate if you could expedite your verdict, Mr. Administrator.

Rose (on behalf of the trio)[/b]

   

Quote from: yadz26 on June 14, 2007, 12:17:47 PM
someone's angry in here!

Peace! After all, what you think and what I think is the most natural and spontaneous thing in the world.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 12:11:08 PM
I know what you're thinking. 

You better! The thought was so engrossing that I mispelled the word 'mesmerize.'

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 03:03:42 AM
I've heard this too, they said that men won't admit that they get lost.

Is that true mennnnnnnnn?

Dear mfrandsen,

Men don't admit that they get lost. Yes, I've heard and read of this one, too, from a well known author and  psychologist, Dr. Barbara.

But please take note: Can you please be more specific about 'getting lost'? Where? In the middle of multiple orgasms? This, men cannot deny. The moans, the oohhhss, and the aaahhhs are too loud to lie. And the white hot fluids squirting out like water from toy guns on San Juan festival would cap it all.

Yours sincerely,

Rose (on behalf of the trio)

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:14:36 AM
Wait a minute! I was given automatic membership to this unholy triumvirate? What did I do? I rode myself hard all day (only because I ride others harder hahaha) and instead of getting to just lurk here in peace, I find my name used in vain more times than I could count. 

It's good to have you here, Rose and Paul.

Do your welcoming job properly, Chin or you'll be fired! The couple deserves alotta more than "It's good to have you here." Where are the bahalina, the kinutil, and the garland of kalachuchi?

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:38:27 AM
Dear Rose,

How can I grow a penis?

Chin,

Thank you for your letter. Not every woman is bold enough to ask me this.

How I wish I can find ways to grow you a penis. Since I can't, I suggest that  you can put on a strapped-on vibrator which is guaranteed to work wonders. With this piece of contraption, you can now instantly do girls even without proper motivation. You don't even need a penis pump for this.

Take care and start your new adventure right!

Yours faithfully,

Rose (on behalf of the Trio)

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 02:58:49 AM
Really? Try nya ko kay naa mi daghan itlog dir, magbake man unta ko something with egg nya wala man jud nasugdi hehehe

Wow, bakin' somethin' with eggs? I wonder how to do that. Nevertheless, it sounds so yummy, I'm salivating. I hope it's not the kinda eggs I imagine.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 11:49:26 AM
The other half would be spent in Tubag Bohol.  Panglaba ug pamalansa na... 

Ka faet! The best thing for me to do my wifey and mommy chores would be to totally shun from Tubag Bohol at least once a week. However, I'm too afraid to be feasted upon and it might be too late to react, especially knowing that, in 3 seconds, I get new replies to my posts. How fast can these people type? Maybe as fast as the rhythm nearing its peak. 

Then I'd sing, "**** me baby one more time!"

In a life span of 60, I swear, I have already lived half my life in full. The other half, would be just a vicious repetition.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 11:41:00 AM
Rose, Tubag Bohol strictly prohibits pornographic images.

I think Yadz wants to appear mysterious. Forever.

I mean, the naked face, Mike. Haler, I don't do girls!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 11:36:50 AM
Rose, never desecrate this site by revealing the Trio's Secret. 

I'm so comfortable writing in this page, after all, the topic is: "How Important Is Virginity To You?"

It isn't important but it's going to be a bonus.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 14, 2007, 11:34:21 AM
or guest will do!

Yadz, we've been exchanging silly messages here for 48 hours or so now, I guess it's time for me to see the face behind the shawl. Go bare naked!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 11:02:12 AM
Hello Tarsier,

Sakto gyud ko sa imong gipadayag dinhi. Makasakit sa dughan ug makasakit handumon nga bisan diay sa kamatayon sa tawo manghawid pa gihapon ang kabaho ug kalang-og sa atong politika. 

Mike, this kind of thing should be what can give you chest pains and not multiple orgasms. You're too smart to believe otherwise.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 14, 2007, 11:28:05 AM
since you're the moderator and admin., i think ur the perfect person to ask the forbidden question first!

Yadz, there's no such thing as a forbidden question. Mike has been all the time enjoying the freedom of the press.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 14, 2007, 11:28:05 AM
since you're the moderator and admin., i think ur the perfect person to ask the forbidden question first!

Whatta challenge! Go ask me, Mr. Administrator. After all, you're a hero. I will by any means squeeze my brain to answer your most solicited questions. If you couldn't dare, then sign under the name Agapito or Nicolasito. The triumvirate will be waiting.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 14, 2007, 11:22:55 AM
ay, palusot diay! lolz..
don't worry, your site is becoming one of the hottest and most talked about site here so, rewarding imo pgka walay tulog just to reply sa amo mga post...
more and more are coming., so pg andam nalang daghan enegry drink...lolz!

What a pity! Sleep has been eluding me these days and yet, I don't need energy drinks or any of that sort. Try the trio's secret.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 11:13:19 AM
Many people hate one-night stand. Hawoy daw magtindog usa ra ka tiil. 

Another piece of free publicity. I'm tired repeating myself. Lemme redirect you to 'Private and Personal' and please make sure you are in the right page each time your wild tendencies catch you offguard. Thanks!

Quote from: paulpaulpaul on June 14, 2007, 09:37:35 AM
Chin never promises anything because it will spill the beans... she likes it raw... shocking... Chin shock me!

Don't you worry, Paul, Mike, and Chin, we will outshock each other come July 11 from the very second you land on Thailand's soil. We might drive straight to the red light district.

Quote from: paulpaulpaul on June 14, 2007, 01:13:18 AM
Mao ba Chin... Dang! no wonder men are hitting on me. Bwahahahahaha.. I will change it.

I did the necessary changes for you, honey! I know it'll take you a while to get around this site. Remember the nickname, slowlearner? You earned that. Haha!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 10:57:33 AM
Everything is public here.

The world is watching us.

We're just one-month old, yet we have been hated and loved by lots of stalkers (some have become members, fortunately).

How I love being hated and loved. There's a very thin line dividing the two anyway. So let the line scream: Love me or hate me but spare me your indifference.