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Quote from: Lorenzo on November 01, 2010, 10:49:21 PM

A woman needs a man:

Just as a full body massage needs oil
Just as rice needs water in order to be cooked
Just as a drunk needs alcohol to sip upon

A man needs a woman:

just as a cat needs to visit the litter box
just as a truck driver needs a truck
just as a lover needs the human touch

Hmmm...  ____________________________________________________  _____________________ !

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 10:43:04 PM
Kung indi redi si misis, ti, ilambos mo lang gid man sa haligi ya.

     

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 10:43:17 PM
makatug kaha to na  ga siga pa man ang mata...

ingon ani  ?

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 01, 2010, 10:40:56 PM
The relationship between man and woman.


Does a dog need to wag his tail?
Does a cat feel the need to purr?
Is sex complete with the culmination of an orgasm?
Is a kiss complete with French technique?
Is there a smile on your face when you see a big paycheck?
Are insects drawn to light on a dark night?

   

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 10:26:03 PM
indi gid pode mag procrastinate sang bolohatong sang magtiayom kag tingdog na gid sing jr manogsoko gid ya.........

bwahahahahahahahaha      d jud diay mo-pass si Mrs. mo to Bol  Kahit pagod 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 10:28:37 PM
Burag natug na bay

Do Women Need Men?

I'm not convinced, pwede pakirephrase sa "Q"
I love men, I got four...








brothers 


Bitaw naglabad ako kutaw ani na "Q"

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
Aw, kana ba... Galing lang kay si LB na pud ang nagpadingol-dingol...

PM me nalang grandpa Hubs

Quote from: Scarb on November 01, 2010, 10:20:17 PM
Molaylo na sad si Akitsch, manikwat kog halad sa menteryo 

Ingatz lagi..yatap§ sila sa inyo 

Ingat sila sayo

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 10:06:24 PM
He he, you mean those without money go for partners their own age? Or go partnerless? 

 

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 10:08:09 PM
extinguisher n. one who ends many quests/battles

   

Meet our precious Zinky and her yaya...  

vanquisher n. one who conquers many quests/battles

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 04:39:45 PM
man essentially an animal too

Hooray! Tul-id ug agi.

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 20, 2010, 03:13:06 PM
Do You Procrastinate?

I tried not to... depende kung very important buhaton jud maski di na kaya but then pag musuko na ang kusog, na di maghulat na lang... been through the stage na super hyper ko kahit di na kaya sige pa rin, which is bad pud diay sa health, so I'd rather "P" na lang pag pagod na.

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 08:58:17 PM


naa gid mo mo nganghi

Oi ang ajo maning manor. Salamat sa pagpost to Bol.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
He he, burag Katsilaon diay siya...

  D ko magtell, makita man sa ija itsura kung unsa tsija 

Quote from: islander on November 01, 2010, 08:51:26 PM
Pls. pm me your full name and address:

1. AsPo - ok na  (FB)
2. Kerstin - ok na (FB)
3. JorgeAnna
4. Islander - raincheck; di na lang ko mohatag, scarbzy migs, wa na bitaw ko sa running.  mi scusi.
5. Bugsay
6. HubagBohoL
7. VhinZ
8. Sir FD
9. LuckyBelle - ok na ..tnx.

Tnx. I'll be waiting 

PS: naa nakoy winner unja ra paIgot zha ja ja..Lain pod daw winner ni Dabinzkie 

yeheeee, congratulations daan sa mga winners!  (bangka unya ha?)

Halaka madam ikaw ra ba tong top winner... dawata ang pahalipay... hehehe...

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 08:44:32 PM
bwahahahaha..... nakita mo man gid maam lucky....

Untsa pa ping! to Bol

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 08:38:00 PM
Magdala kog bahal, ha? Ako pung hapiton si Bay Bugsay, basin human na to sa iyang body-building regimen... 

Na hala tsegi gud...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 08:27:39 PM
Hmm. Unsay luto nga iyang gusto? Pinakupsan?

Depende tsa ija mood, pero very Pinay sija, she loves "Adobo" best.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 08:30:49 PM
Oops. Nah, kon akoy imong paingnon, lain ra akong isulti...

Untsa pud kaha?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 01, 2010, 08:05:56 PM
pwede pud .

Presenting Vito's Gf's

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 08:22:58 PM
Ah, it is a she? He he, basin mice nga dagkog ulo, ha? 

Doesn't matter ug dagko ba ug gagmay basta naa tsa dinner.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 08:21:06 PM
Oi, maayo diay kang moluto, Ms. LB? Hmm.

Sigi, mamikwang sa kog baki... 

Sige, ihatud lang sa among pajag kay aho lutuon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 02:14:35 PM
He he, nalingaw uroy og gitikanay ning duha, ay... 

Ngano pagitik pud ka?.... ming ming ming ming... ali ming... meow....

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 07:20:30 PM
Pinakaon og mice... 

Ya sure, main menu na... her favorite 

Niadto cemetery, nanglimpyo kang papa grave...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 08:35:22 PM
kung nagsibo pa atong edad atong panahona  basin usa ka sa akong mapahatdan ug buwak...

Unsay pagtuo nimo naho, gikahon na kay dalhan ug buwak?

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 07:18:41 PM
He he, mao ba? Lami bitaw ang kwaknit. Baki, mokaon pud mo?  

Dili man namo kaonon ang sugbang kwaknit, among ihatag sa moduaw na ghosts  Kung mokaon ka ug baki, then I would happily cook for you... 

Quote from: hofelina on June 29, 2010, 04:18:15 AM
samok, gagilok-gilok!

Dios me.... Help! Ahehehehehe................

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 08:38:36 PM
dugay ra kong  godboy.naa lay pagka chikboy gamay..,.hahahaha

hmmm...  mas matingala ko kung chickgirl ka... hehehehe     

Quote from: BolBuhol on November 01, 2010, 03:50:41 PM
kangdiis sang boli...... hahahahahaha

Gawas ana duna pay lain  Tekret d ko magsaba, d ko tabian.... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 08:40:57 PM
mangutana ta ni LB bai

Untsa na man pud tot Vits?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 01, 2010, 12:51:30 PM
Naa may ilhanan, di ba? 

Naa jud 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 06:37:17 PM
He he, prologue ra diay to...

   

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 07:10:15 PM
Dili diay mahadlok si banana ani nila?

Nope, amo ni i-barbeque

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 06:33:55 PM
Oi, hala! Basin ako to tinuod! 

Basin sab noh 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 06:36:15 PM
Di ba it's a matter of proportion, kon small dili pud deep? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 06:39:05 PM
He he, mas healthy man ning imong lazy cat, Ms. LB...

Ov cors inatiman na grandpa Hubs 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 06:31:00 PM
He he, unya na lang kay nilakaw pa si Bay Vito, nisimba pa...

Pwehehehehe.... nagpagoodboy na ni sija ha... very good

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 06:32:20 PM
He he, mas dako tingali akong skull unya mas lapad ang shoulder blades...

Alright you says so... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 05:25:12 PM
Hahay! Lami na iligad!

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 04:39:20 PM
paghatod ra man ug buwak sa gipanguyaban

Aheem... char lang!

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 27, 2010, 09:16:26 PM
OK ra ang shorter sungay for smaller pussies... 

Unsay connection?    Pasabta daw ko grandpa Hubs   

Waiting for an answer,

LB

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 02:54:40 PM
Ang loneliness nga wa tagda, mamaregla ra ba... 

Bwahahahahahahahaha............ you know grandpa Hubs... you remind me of someone 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 05:59:04 PM
He he, wa na ni labot sa contest, pakapin lang ni...

Oi cute kaajo Manoi Hoboi, I love it  Ingon ana imo skeletal system

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 03:24:38 PM
Hinaya imong tingog bay, basin makadungog si Ms. LB... 

Untsa na man pud mga totpi?

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 04:51:49 PM




Sorry!

Hmmm.... repentant meow, I like it grandpa Hubs.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 31, 2010, 04:37:50 PM
wa nay lami kay  gikumot kumot na daghan na mihawid

Hmmm...    I see, kung magpalit diay ko ug dress sa shop dapat jud diay kanang inig season.....      kumuton diay ng dress? 

All for Love - Hillsong United

Amy Grant - Beautiful [Simple things]

Michael W. Smith - Above All (With Lyrics)

Beyonce Exposed 2010... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 10:40:19 AM
Thank You, Belle.

Sure, you're welcome 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 09:19:16 AM

Hehehe.. oi, may pagkashy diay ka Manoi Hoboi

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 09:40:15 AM
Tig ra ko oi, tighugas sa hugasanan... 

hmmm... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 05:57:53 AM
Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man. --Horace

    suya ba kaha ka sa poets?

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 06:17:08 AM
Lousy poetry makes me sick. 

Nagpraktis pa na Grandpa Hubs... pasensya, pasensya na po... yawat na lang maparehas nimo ka-expert ugma damlang

Quote from: islander on October 31, 2010, 08:41:59 AM
naa poy ingon ana sa cebu, bai hubs.  didto dapit sa pasil, sa may panganiban nga morag no-man's-land.  mas balig moipon kog mga tarsius sa bohol nungka makapuyo ko atong dapita. 

niagi ko didto sa una nakakita kog tawo nga naghugas sa estero ug oyap nga usa ka dakong garapon.  baligya ra ba gyod to sa carbon o sa tabo-an ba kaha.  mao nga di na gyod ko mosalig ug baligya nga oyap nga tinakos aning duha ka merkado.  gawas sa daghang langaw motugpa, wa pa ta kahibawo diin gihugasan diay.
 

Korek jud madam.... naa dapit didto sa tulay sa lahug o... ug kadtong dapit sa Napo, Guadalupe... Tsus hadlok kaajo inig magbaha unja maglinog pa jud...

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 08:19:04 AM
Smart girl. Bitaw, while you're cruising along your open highway, basin naa unya kay mahinagboan nga angay tugyanan... 

O.T. Tan-awa ang recent thread on Boy Abunda, naay nangayog panabang nga segurado kong imong ikahatag...

Ah simple ra kaajo to oi... si Madam Wolfie lang ato... thanks sa pagtsalig

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 08:26:45 AM
Pwede pud to sa short trips. Pwede ikot-ikot lang. Moangay ka adto kay way putos ang ulo... 

Ah don't like pa rin Manoi Hoboi... ok lang ko tsamon car.. si kuya lang aho driver, way koy salig ni Bugs 

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 30, 2010, 03:15:43 PM
forwarded email

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper.... His Father gave him a bag of nails
and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the
back of the fence.

The first day  the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence... Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily  gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy
didn't lose his temper at all.

He told his  father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail
for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days  passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father  took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will  never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. But It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound will still be there.
A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.

So true... hmm... bad me, sometimes when my cup is full I intended to laid out harsh facts

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 05:44:27 AM
Totpi tuod pero mora mag doktin kadak-a... 

Doktin batuten gialsa sa pitotin na baktin ang totin na pitotin na smalltin

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 06:18:47 AM
Ako ang tigbisita maadlaw... 

    Explain daw Manoi Hoboi, unsang klaseng tigbisita... da bang pangungkab sa tinabunan? Or....?

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 08:08:52 AM
Hi, Perezkelly, I wish I could help you, but I happen to know next to nothing about this subject.  I hope Wolfpack gets to read this. I guess we can also ask the help of Luckybelle, who has been an active TB member of late and (I suppose) based in the Philippines and--more importantly--is a sharp girl barely out of her teens.

Mss. Wolf and LB, naay nangihanglan sa inyong expertise... 

Ah Manoi Hoboi, thanks sa imo pagsalig apan sajon raman kaajo ni na question di na laman naho tubagon. Let Madam Wolf na lang...

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 05:38:23 AM
OK ra, oi. Tan-awag usab di ba naay seatbelt. Gawas pa, de-motor man to, wa magsalig sa tugot.  Ug labaw sa tanan, pilit-pilit ang alimpulo adto...  

Ah di lang ko ato kay padulong man to sa outer space ... sa Niagara Falls ra man ko 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 31, 2010, 06:10:00 AM


For extra safety, wear a chastity belt and throw away the key! 

Sure, pero d naho ilabay ang key 

Quote from: chicogon on October 31, 2010, 05:47:32 AM
Hehehehe pagbantay basin dunay ambush!!! 

Magdala na lang ko ug bulletproof car



Tas with matching escort (convoy)




   

Mag-rest sa ko dong Bran... enjoy the rest of the day... God bless

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 26, 2010, 03:59:46 PM
Is Your Life An Open Highway?

Very much open 

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 07:23:57 AM
Segurado kong nakasuway na ka ani. Wa na lang ka kahinumdom kay mabilis ang mga pangyayari. (Sakto ba ang akong Tagalog? Di ba to "mabilis ang pagyayari"?  O kaha "mabilis ang pagyayarian"? Sorry, my Tagalog is very poor.)

Bao lang nimo

Quote from: Vito Andoline on October 24, 2010, 11:21:52 PM
sayon ra na ..suwayi ra gud

Ahh Can't, on celibate mode man ko ron... wala ma on... hmmm... maybe it would take long time na pud... ambot kanus-a basin forever na ni... hehehehe

It would be very long.. pero sige try nako mobo lang

1. Jesus is perfect ( naa na tanan ang virtues), maayong ehemplo
2. Joseph the Dreamer, very forgiving brother maski tagbaligya sija sa ija mga igsoon but then nitabang gihapon sija in times of famine, and he's also wise ha ug dili dali matintal ug bajing katol...
3. Esther, a woman of courage and faith
4. Deborah also a woman of God's strength
5. Job, very faithful sa ija God maski wala na mitoo ang tanan ug gikuhaan sija sa tanan nija kabtangan unja nag leprosy pa sija but he remain very true to his God
6. Young Samuel and his mother faithful servants of God
7. ... and many more   daghan pa jud intawon.... taas na kaajo

JK would love this... he's sleeping now

Proud of You / My Pride / æˆ'çš,,é©•å,²

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 03:06:52 AM
I am sorry to hear that, Belle.
Na, let us sing happier tunes, to diminish the pain away.

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not hurt this very minute 

To happier tunes then 

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 03:00:56 AM
lol, in that case, i suggest you yell in his ear.  
Force your voice into him. You're his wife, its your right.

Tyahahahahahaha... force jud ha... hehehehe... never mind dong Bran.... not my style... anyways, we are thousands of miles away... he won't even answer my call..      tsaka I'm through with the stage of begging... tsarot begging jud     dili bagay

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:57:03 AM
lol, 'as in' jud ha?

You have an excellent choice in jazz, Belle, 'as in'!   

Hahahaha...........

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:54:03 AM
Of course, sweet lady, don't you know that a woman's voice--can touch the heart of any man?
prince, pauper, does not matter for a woman's voice can capture their attention.

O talaga....?          How come my hubby don't wanna hear my voice...      his loss... though I can't sing but I know I got a sweet voice... charing     

Hala as in... naa jud koy complete instrumental dvd ani... pampatulog naho... as in jud

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:50:00 AM
below average ra, Belle, compared to a woman's voice.

Oi talaga? Maintriga man sab ta, there is beauty in Tenor and Bajo 

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:32:08 AM




do you?

Oo, as in.... apil jud ang itoy?

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 26, 2010, 07:14:50 PM
Do women need men? Opkors. That's why naay chance bisan pitot... 

Tsahahahahaha... nakapabor ang totpi 

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:44:28 AM
pariho ta duha, Belle.

Pero, okay lang, okay lang. hahaha!

sekreto na nato duha ha.

Oi, ajaw isagad imo self kay maajo ra ba ka ug tingong.

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:43:09 AM
lol, here's to more songs, more merry days, Belle.

May your paths be bright always!

OK dokie, thanks dong Bran 
ALWAYS

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:41:13 AM
hahahaha! kanta man diay oh oh!
Ingon sija ganina dili mo kantah.
da!

Tyahahahahaha... tsagdi lang sa typing ra na dong Bran, sa pagkatinood di jud tawon maajo paminawon aho tingong... hahaha...

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:37:03 AM
multi-talented diay noh? Am sure he gave his daughter the skill of singing...

Ah that was my pa... "Jack of all trade master of all". Ahehehe      na dong Bran wa jud ko kasawo sa ija talents... I have few pero aho nalang itago... di anagay itugatuga ug butyag... tyahahahaha     

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:36:04 AM
haha, okay lang Belle, don't worry what others think. Sing to your heart's content..

Tyayayayayaya........ dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon't maaake me clooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose one more door...     

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 02:34:43 AM
ning tokar diay si manong ug ukulele?

Pa could play piano and guitar (of course including ukulele).

Ya so sweet... the into instrument is like a ukulele that pa used to play.

Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir 2010 Canadian Championships Gala Performance

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 01:46:07 AM
hahaha, imuha na lang na, Belle.

Love Story - V/M

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 01:47:33 AM
Sweet lady, i don't think all these things will happen. Come, sing for me.

Hehehehe.... it will... swear jud      bahahahaha

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 30, 2010, 11:46:45 PM

Gawas sa sapa
Ang princessa gi hag-kan
Lipay ang dug-han.

Haska ning bakia ni ako ning dakpon ug adobohon... frog fillet gusto ka?

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 12:15:03 AM

lol, i overheard a man from Pintuyan, Southern Leyte use this term.
I never heard it before and thus inquired about its meaning.
His answer was, "Pariho ra pood na sa sirena."
Mermaid.

Laom kaajo ning binisaya. So many deep meaning words.

Kataw = Agokoy

Usher - Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home) [w/ lyrics&downloadlink]

Quote from: islander on October 31, 2010, 01:28:16 AM
a good ending to a story of 81 pages of tb and over 8,000 views.  congratulations!

Hahahahahahahahaha       Mag-cheers na jud ta ani Madam Isles...   Clinks!!! Long Live Peace and Harmony  

It would be very long.. pero sige try nako mobo lang

1. Jesus is perfect ( naa na tanan ang virtues), maayong ehemplo
2. Joseph the Dreamer, very forgiving brother maski tagbaligya sija sa ija mga igsoon but then nitabang gihapon sija in times of famine, and he's also wise ha ug dili dali matintal ug bajing katol...
3. Esther, a woman of courage and faith
4. Deborah also a woman of God's strength
5. Job, very faithful sa ija God maski wala na mitoo ang tanan ug gikuhaan sija sa tanan nija kabtangan unja nag leprosy pa sija but he remain very true to his God
6. Young Samuel and his mother faithful servants of God
7. ... and many more   daghan pa jud intawon.... taas na kaajo

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 31, 2010, 01:05:26 AM
i would rather hear you sing your rendition of this song, Belle.

Toink!!! Magkilat, magdalugdog.... hahahahaha... magbunok ang ulan hehehe... mabuak tanan samin ug matagak tanang tiki....      busa ajaw na lang