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Quote from: buwadsanga on April 02, 2009, 12:28:26 PM
NGANONG MASUKO MAN ANG GOBYERNO NGA TINUOD MAN NGA GAPA MAID TA NILA. ANG GOBYERNO MAUY ATONG KASAB-AN!

korek! buwad. tinuod man sad maskin asang nasud mapa Hongkong ngadto sa Italy mga degree holder pa sila kay wala lagi masudlan sa atoa

hehehe ing-ana jud na mingaw sa una pero madugay mawaa na ang kamingaw labina diha sa Abu Dhabi barato ra ba kono ang chiks hehehehe.... bitaw bai ingat diha ha kay ang akong kauban gikan diri unya nibalhin diha sa Abu Dhabi nagkasakit siya sa baje kay dali raman kono makabitik diha og mga gurls.

ako mga jan. pa cguro bakasyon kay nagbakasyon man ko diha sa jan. diri sa saudi dili man mingaw hinuon sa bag-o mingaw pero mawaa naman sad. strict diri walay sinihan, bars, discohan pero maayo  man sad hinuon arong makaipon og kwarta. akong buhat diri lang sa flat after office, dsl lang ang lingaw hehhehee...

Quote from: hofelina on April 02, 2009, 05:08:21 AM
She is 55 years old, are you that old?

nope! malayong malayo pa ako dyan.

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 02, 2009, 05:03:31 AM
at least the Chinese government knows we're not blind about this issue. that we have bigger eyes than theirs

bai glac dagku jud ta og eyes kaysa ilaha. pero moingon man ang mga chinese, "liit mata, laki kita"

Quote from: jonathan on April 02, 2009, 04:58:06 AM
ako papa na sir,c rufo bugash.retire na sya,tigulang na.ako nlang mngayo sorry nya f naaa man gani sya mga napasakitan,terror rba kuno na sya sa  school,hehe.labina sa math kay daghan d ksabot.sorry nlng ninyo,hehe

na moangay gani ko sa iyaha kay maayo magtudlo unya strict madesiplina jud ang mga estudyante. para sa akoa ok kaayo si Sir Bugash. amo siyang titser sa Math although wala nako siya naging adviser. nakit-an man nako siya diha sa January pero daklit lang kay nisakay man ko sa van, ako lang siyang nakit-an sa mabini sa may right side bago mag barrio hall sa poblacion 1.

maau kay naa na koy kauban diri sa TB nga taga Mabini.  musta diha sa UAE

paryente cguro me pero wala ko kaila sa iyaha kay wala man ko nagdaku sa Alicia maong dili ko familiar labina sa mga bag-ong tubo didto.

Quote from: jonathan on April 02, 2009, 04:48:50 AM
unsa diay imo apelyedo sir?

ybañez ako apelyedo taga mabini man ko pero wala sa centro. akong titser sa high school si mr. bugash man

bitaw, walay panginabuhi didto. makaingon jud ko og tinuod kay taga didto man ko. kasagaran inig human og eskoyla molangyaw sa cebu or manila arong makasapi unya bakasyon nalng pagka mayo kay daghan mang pista.

jonathan, bugash imo surname.

pilyong lolo

salmat kay wala nay sandstorm.

mahilig sad diay ang mga gurls mag masturbate? abi ko og mga boys lang.

prepared prequalification documents for submission to clients.

beefsteak, ampalaya nga gisagulan og itlog og hipon

Quote from: lindy on April 02, 2009, 04:01:29 AM
walay buaya diha apan dunay mga has or bitin ug mga lapinig da kadaplinan sa mga dahon sa nipa ug naay dakong cogtong nga nagbantay diha sa may bukana sa Loay pasaka sa ibabaw.

unsa man ng Cogtong lindy? kay naa mang gud cogtong sa candijay

Welcome! sa tanang mga Ayuban Family (usa na ko) nga mag Reunion karong April 4, 2009.  Ang among tipon tipon adto sa barrio Puti, Alicia sayang nga lang kay dili ko makaattend.

Happy Reunion Day nalang og Good Luck sa tanang mga Ayuban family.

The Professional Regulation Commission (PRC) faces another leakage complaint, this time coming from some examinees of this year's Electronic and Communications Engineering (ECE) Board Licensure Exam, the results of which are set to be released Thursday.

The ECE examinees stormed the office of the PRC Wednesday morning calling for a retake on the examinations conducted over the weekend, according to a report by Rawna Crisostomo aired over "24 Oras," GMA Network's early evening newscast.

"Sabi nila engineers na daw sila. Hindi daw nila aantayin yung result ng PRC, kasi nandun na sa reviewers nila, na Powerpoint na sa kanila yung sagot. Inasure na sila yung papasa," said Raschid Lee Apostol as he recounted the words of his friends, hinting of a leakage.

[They said they are already engineers, and they don’t have to wait for the PRC result because the answers were already given in their reviewers. They were assured that they would be among the board passers.]

But the initial investigation of the PRC found no evidence that a leakage took place. The commission added that the examinees got a low mean score, indicating a low probability of any leakage.

"Ang aming finding hindi sila sufficiently prepared itong mga student kaya medyo mababa ang examination nila [Our findings showed that the students were not sufficiently prepared. That’s why they obtained low scores in the examinations]," said Nicolas Lapeña, chairperson of the PRC.

The PRC, meanwhile, assured the students that it would look into the allegations.

The report added that the student had sought the help of the National Bureau of Investigation to look into the leakage mess.

In 2006, the PRC was also stormed with complaints following leakage complaints in the Nursing Licensure Exam. - Aie Balagtas See, GMANews.TV

Even if it's not an April Fools' joke, the latest moves by the dreaded Conficker worm are by no means an Internet Armageddon, either.

The worm's alarming outbreak entered a new phase Wednesday as clocks around the world ticked into the first day of April, the day it was scheduled to change programming.

But security experts appeared correct in their predictions that the day was likely to come and go without any major disruptions, even though the worm has infected anywhere from 3 million to 12 million PCs running Microsoft Corp.'s Windows operating system.

Computer infections now are all about making money by stealing people's personal information. And Conficker's authors stand to make more money from renting out parts of their huge "botnet" to spammers or identity thieves than by destroying parts of the Internet.

"These guys have been pretty smart until now â€" the worm is unfortunately very well done," said Patrik Runald, chief security advisor for F-Secure Corp. "So far they haven't been stupid. So why should they start on April 1?"

But panic over the worm had reached a frenzy.

Lori Lynn Pavlovich, a mother of four from Racine, Wisconsin, unplugged her PC and vowed to stay offline for a week after seeing a local TV news report about the worm.

"I get scared real easy when it comes to stuff like that," she said. Pavlovich, who says she keeps her antivirus software and security patches up to date, got back online 24 hours later after a relative assured her that her system was safe.

In the last six months, the worm has also caused sleepless nights for the technicians who maintain corporate and governmental computer systems. European media reported that the French military grounded some of its fighter planes after the Navy's network was infected over the winter.

Companies were on high alert to any change in Conficker's behavior that could affect their systems. But a lot of the heavy lifting for big corporations has already been done. Most large organizations hurried to fix the vulnerability that Conficker exploits long ago â€" Microsoft released a software "patch" for it in October. Many smaller businesses and consumers started worrying about the problem later, making them more vulnerable to infection.

"Consumers are very, very, very aware of this â€" more so than I've seen in years," said Alfred Huger, vice president of Symantec Security Response. "Enterprises are certainly aware of this, and they're treating this seriously, but no more so than other threats they're faced with."

Detecting a Conficker infection is actually very easy. One of the telltale signs is if you're able to navigate the Internet freely but can't access Microsoft's site or the sites for the major antivirus software vendors. Conficker's authors included that feature to prevent infected machines from downloading programs that remove the worm.

That makes it harder to get the Conficker removal programs, but not impossible. Security experts recommend that people with infected machines find a friend whose machine isn't infected, and have that person download the removal tool and e-mail it to them.

Many companies that have already protected their networks from Conficker have become concerned again because of the publicity the worm generated in recent weeks as the April 1 change to Conficker's programming approached.

Michael La Pilla, manager of the malicious code operations team at VeriSign Inc.'s iDefense division, said some of his company's customers were asking for immediate notification about changes to Conficker's behavior, instead of the hourly updates that many receive.

The bad guys behind Conficker haven't been able to reliably communicate with the computers the worm has infected. That means they haven't been able to program the PCs to send spam, carry out identify-theft scams, or perform any other kind of cybercrime.

That has likely started changing with the dawn of April 1. Now the programming on the latest version of Conficker tells those infected machines to generate 50,000 new Internet addresses each day that they can try and "phone home" for instructions. Previously, they had been looking for commands from just 250 sites each day. The point of the change is to make it harder for the security community to pre-register those addresses and keep them out of the bad guys' hands.

Microsoft has offered a $250,000 bounty for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the people responsible for Conficker.

The hoopla surrounding a very arcane change to Conficker's programming code was reminiscent of the doomsday fears about the Y2K bug, when the dawn of the millennium was thought to threaten computer networks by interpreting the new year as 1900 rather than 2000.

"There are a lot of people who are on standby waiting to see what happens," said George Kurtz, senior vice president of McAfee Inc.'s risk and compliance division. "Ultimately, it could be a big event or Y2009 â€" April 1 rolls around and nothing happens. But that doesn't mean it's the end of the story." 

tungod man gud sa pagkabisaya maong bitch ang pagpronounce niya sa beach. matatandaan ko kadtong nakapasok sa finals ng Miss Fitrum nga taga Bohol si Lovely Joy kaya lang hindi sya masyado maganda at katangkaran kaya ndi siya pinalad sa Miss Fitrum pero kung talino ang pag-usapan hangga ako sa kanya at SMART pa at may poise maglakad sayang nga lang ndi pinalad last Jan. sa Miss Fitrum.

no probs Bedo, binahagi ko lang ung naging karanansan ko during my days.

Despite offers of apology on a controversial article which was deemed racist by many Filipinos, the ban on Hong Kong writer Chip Tsao from entering the Philippines remains, the Philippines’ top immigration official said.

Immigration Commissioner Marcelino Libanan said Tsao himself would have to apply to Philippine authorities to have the ban lifted.

“Tsao can request from the [Philippine] Consulate sa Hong Kong who will then communicate to DFA (Department of Foreign Affairs),” said Libanan in an interview Wednesday.

Libanan said the DFA would inform the Bureau of Immigration if the Tsao has been removed from the blacklist.

The immigration commissioner earlier said Tsao will only be removed from the immigration blacklist if he issues a public apology for the derogatory article he wrote about Filipinos.

Libanan issued on Monday night the order placing Tsao in the immigration blacklist for being an undesirable alien.

“This is our manifestation of disgust against the racial slur and insult committed by Mr. Tsao against us as a people,” Libanan said in a statement after announcing the issuance of the blacklist order.

Libanan also chided Tsao for his “arrogance and disrespect to the country and the Filipino people.”

Malacañang meanwhile is taking a wait and see stance on the apology of Tsao

Executive Secretary Eduardo Ermita said they are still considering his apology and whether or not they should accept it.

“Different interpretations”

The DFA on Wednesday confirmed that Hong Kong writer Chip Tsao has issued an apology on television in China’s Special Administrative Region.

In a text message to abs-cbnNEWS.com, the DFA said it received the information about Tsao’s apology from the report by the Philippine Consulate General in Hong Kong.

“The following is excerpt of Mr. Chip Tsao's interview aired 7 p.m. last night at ATV, a major local TV channel: ‘I realized that I had crossed the line...I now offer my public apology’",” the DFA stated in the text message.

Agence France-Presse (AFP) reported Monday that Tsao allegedly never meant to insult Filipino domestic workers.

"The article was never intended to be insulting to the Filipino domestic workers," Tsao told AFP.

He added in the report that "English, being a global language, is open to different interpretations by those who come from various cultural backgrounds”.

"Has anyone been deeply upset, it was never my intention and I feel sorry," Tsao was quoted in the report.

On Monday, Tsao’s publisher and editors had issued an apology for their writer’s column. In their letter, the Asia City Publishing Group in Hong Kong apologized “unreservedly for any offense that may have been caused by Chip Tsao's column dated March 27".

HK Magazine explained that they have long been championing the rights of Filipinos working in Hong Kong.

"We note that Filipinos have often been unfairly treated in Hong Kong, and that they make an important contribution to this community," said HK Magazine.

HK Magazine added that Tsao's column entitled "The War At Home" was satirical.

Tsao earned widespread disapproval among Filipinos for his column “War At Home” published online by the HK Magazine on March 27.

In his column, Tsao called the Philippines a “nation of servants” unworthy to lay claim on the disputed Spratlys Island.

Tsao also made derogatory remarks against Filipino domestic workers in Hong Kong.

He said he summoned his Filipino domestic assistant named Louisa and gave her a harsh lecture that Spratlys Island belongs to China. He even threatened to send her home if war breaks out between the Philippines and China.

The Spratlys Island is being disputed by China, Vietnam and the Philippines.

Concerned about the safety of Tsao’s maid, the Philippine Consulate set out to locate her. They discovered that Tsao had no Filipino domestic worker under his employ. Louisa was actually working for Tsao’s father for 14 years now.

Continuing protest

Meanwhile, the group United Filipinos in Hong Kong is preparing to mobilize the Filipino community there on Sunday, April 5th for a protest against the article and writer.

On Monday, Tsao’s publisher and editors issued an apology for their writer’s column. In their letter, the Asia City Publishing Group in Hong Kong apologized “unreservedly for any offense that may have been caused by Chip Tsao's column dated March 27".

HK Magazine explained that they have long been championing the rights of Filipinos working in Hong Kong.

"We note that Filipinos have often been unfairly treated in Hong Kong, and that they make an important contribution to this community," said HK Magazine

Quote from: calle on April 01, 2009, 11:37:13 AM
basin nakat-on na and he wanted to correct his mistakes. don't be judgmental peeps. mga judgmental mong tanan. dili ra ba mga judge.

im for erap for 2010.

nasubukan na siya bilang presidente, bigyan naman natin ng chance ang iba dahil marami din naman ang may kakayahan maging presidente.

naa pay "Virgin Forest"

bai Amir, born again christian na diay ka? good decision bai, so dili na ta chicksboy ani hehehehehe...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 03:46:22 AM
Abu Sayof na bay aduy...hahaha

mao ba? mora og dili ui kay buotan man ni si bai Amir, mego na gani ni dani.

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 02, 2009, 12:53:19 AM
kung maanad na mi nga maoy mobuntis, mga baje na poy kuyapan..hahaha

kung ang mga laki ang magbuntis, ang mga baje nay  mangita og itil-og inig panganak. sarap buhay!

Quote from: lindy on April 01, 2009, 11:02:48 PM
Dunay daghang mga Chinese sa Binondo nga naninda ug mga ukay ukay nga walay mga visa ug dili gani makamao mo english ug sak sak sinagol ang sinultian. Aduna say mga Chinese nga nananom ug mga buwak didto dapit sa Tagaytay mao gihapon ang situation.

Pangutana? nganong nakasulod man kining mga tawhana diha sa Pilipinas? nganong gipasagdan man kini sa atong kagamhanan. Sauna dili mo makadungog ug mga bata nga Chinese namatay kay ilang pulihan ug tawo nga walay visa.

mao nay dakung pangutana sa atong Immigration nganong nakasulod man sila diri sa Pinas nga walay proper documents.

congrats bai glac visa holder naman diay ka. unsa man silver or gold?

eto fresh na fresh.

Money sent home by Filipinos working abroad have kept at least 4 million Filipinos out of poverty as of 2006, an Asian Development Bank (ADB) economist said Tuesday.

Kelly Bird, senior economist at ADB's Southeast Asia department, described remittances as "a major anti-poverty driver" in the country.

"Remittances have reduced the national headcount poverty rate by at least 5 percentage points," said the economist.

However, central bank deputy governor Diwa Guinigundo expressed doubts on the study's claim that remittances are a major cure for poverty.

Citing data from the National Statistics Office, Guinigundo said nearly half of OFWs are skilled workers and only 33 percent are classified as laborers and unskilled. In other words, if these OFWs opt to work at home, they can still earn a considerable amount of income to sustain a well-off lifestyle for themselves and their families.

The central bank deputy governor backed his assertions with data from the 2006 Family Income and Expenditure Survey (FIES), which revealed that remittances are concentrated on non-poor families and that high-income families are major beneficiaries of remittances.

According to the FIES survey, remittances from abroad accounted for as much as 16 percent of income of households in the high-income bracket while poor families received fewer international remittances and relied more on domestic earnings.

Bird countered that these arguments ignored poverty dynamics.

In his study, the economist said many of recipient families "would be poor or were poor without remittances."

By taking away remittances from all households that received them in 2006 and assuming their consumption falls by the same amount, Bird said an additional 4.3 million people spread across income groups in the country would be poor.

Investments

Bird also said that contrary to a common perception that remittances from overseas Filipino workers (OFWs) go mainly to consumption, much of these are actually spent to invest in family members' education and small enterprises.

He also cited the 2006 FIES, focusing on the portion, which reported how families receiving remittances spend the money. It said 5.2 percent of total remittance income were invested in education and 3.9 percent in health. Bird said these investments are higher than the national averages of 3.7 percent and 2.5 percent, respectively.

Another survey conducted by the ADB showed OFW households spend up to 40 percent of remittances received on children's education. This survey was carried out between February and March 2009 comprising of random samples of 500 households in Cebu and Metro Manila.

Weak labor market causes poverty

While better paying jobs attract more Filipinos to fly overseas, a major factor pushing them to leave the country is the inefficient local labor market.

The Philippines' unemployment rate declined from an average 7.9 percent in 2006 to 7.6 percent in 2008, consistent with economic growth. However, overall, Bird said joblessness in the country has been persistently higher than in other countries like Korea, Malaysia, Indonesia and Thailand.

The weakness in the local labor market also shows in the dominance of informal sectors and the difficulty of graduates to find a good and permanent job after school, Bird noted.

He added labor policy rigidities like relatively higher minimum wages, severance of social security costs, and restrictions on use of fixed-term contracts have also dampened employment growth.

"There are important policy implications of the study's findings. Government must address the slow youth transition from school to work. This will require hard political decisions for reform of the labor market covering high minimum wages and in particular, the need for relaxing rules of employment contracts," Bird concluded

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 01, 2009, 03:27:30 AM
kahunit ba ana imong barang Duy! hahahhah

wala ko ana ui? ako lang nadunggan sa among siligan hehehehe.....

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 03:26:40 AM
magpatak na sad ang baseyo sa tanduay ani

maayo lang og tanduay bai galing og beer mas mahal raba.

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 01, 2009, 03:19:16 AM

tinuod pod Tiya.

usahay maka ingon bitaw ko nga "THE TRUTH HURTS"

hahahahhaha

kay tinuod man sd jud bitaw nga wa jud ning excel nga Pinoy in the Global Business...

ug ato jud hunahunaon bisan atong mga Docs and Nurses can still be called SERVANTS all over the world kay they never owned the hospitals they working in.

pero kanang ingnon nga wa tay right mo angkon sa spratleys kay mao kini-mao kana pagka pait! naluoy kaajo ko sa atong nasud nag huna2x.

bitaw, mas may karapatan ta sa Spratlys kay mas duol gani ta sa ilaha. mao nay dili pwede nga ilaon tanan, gubot jud pero unsa man atong panagang tawon, maayo og dutlan sila og baran......gz

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 03:21:03 AM
whahahahaha...ga-iring-iring ko bay aduy...lagi, ilang kalipay, atong kagool. pero, ok ra.

mao bitaw, galing ugma naa sa ICM tambay kay kadawat naman hehehehe....

Quote from: grazie7y on April 01, 2009, 03:16:59 AM
ana man jud ning atong kinabuhi, aduy.  so unsaon man pagpadala ninyo diha? naay PNB diha?

diay daghan dewe ui, mamili ka diri niay; PNB, BDO, RCBC, METRO BANK, BPI at Union napakabilis isang segundo lang abot na sa Bohol. diha naa bay daghan.

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 03:13:42 AM
akong trash can kay mihamis man lagi, epektibo tingali, da bins? hahahahha

paita sad bai ui? inig hapit na diay dagan dayon sa trash can.

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 01, 2009, 03:12:21 AM

kinsa man sad bana di mo jer2x nga gwapa man aber?

tinuod ba gud na ipang lotion nang ku-an maka hamis?

ako lagi wa man EPEK! jawk

hahhahahha

hahahaha....expirementan diay dayon dah? mao bitaw gamit ni pilita maong hamis japon iya panit hangtud karon.

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 03:07:53 AM
pareha ta bay aduy...hhuhuhuhuh

naghulog sad diay ka bai? wa man lagi ko kakita og iring ganina? joke joke joke...

mao bitaw, peo ok lang basta walay absent sa pagpadala kay looy tong nabilin.

galing cguro og gipamahid inig kahuman, gihimong lotion maong na menten iyang pagkaflawless.

gikan sa remittance centre hulog na sad og wawartz sa nabilin.

mura man siguro ni og pumping station ui? pero cguraduhon sa nato kay bai Amir?

Quote from: janjan on April 01, 2009, 02:56:59 AM

na ug kahahurot di ay ug 1 packed nga cigarette na kapila man na sila gakuan hahaha

ambot lang kaha jan ni bai Amir, ato sang pangutan-on.

i have been noticed that there are some new comers for this topic.

mayron kaming mag-asawang client na consular officer sa US Embassy before at sa katunayan nga ung babae nakapunta ng Bohol at nagandahan sa Chocolate Hills. 

Sabi noong babae karamihan daw sa mga interviewer ay psychology and lawyer graduate at before sila ma assign sa bansang pagtatrabahuan nila pinag-aralan daw muna nila ang customs and traditions kaya minsan paparating ka pa lang sa counter for interview bagsak na kaagad. 

Tips ko lang din sa mga kukuha, mag apply ng visa during Christmas day dahil open sila at nagbibigay ng consideration pero ewan ko lang ngayon baka nabago na din patakaran nila.

Quote from: Amir on April 01, 2009, 01:50:42 AM
siguro mga 5 five years na sa ako pero dili sigeg gamit, gusto ka bai may discount kong ihatag nimo

bag-o palang napalit akong Honda TMX sa taga Pitogo barato ra kay used naman sab to kay mipalit ko ug Kawasaki Barako ang nakapalit driver diha sa Dammam

bai inig bakasyon nako puhon sure kay mopalit man ko og motor, maabutan pa kaha na nako? pila man sad nang imong motor

Quote from: Amir on April 01, 2009, 01:52:22 AM
ambut bai

mura man og Egypt or Afghanistan imong flag bai ui? unsa na nga nasod?

mao bitaw kono bai, mao nay timailhan sa among silingan bsta manigarelyo na gani tong iyang bana, ang ipsabot ana finished na jud. pero ako wala ko kabalo kay allergic man ko sa cigarettes.

Quote from: Amir on April 01, 2009, 12:25:22 AM
mao bitaw jan, ingna sila mga amigas ug amigos mag post sila parang mailhan nako sila diri kay akong sud-ongon, ipa ilaila sab ko jan ha

amir, mura man og ikaw c bai datu dagz ui! mali ba ko or tama?

i want to correct all my wrongdoings in the past.

yes, to relieve the pain and hunger.

pila man na Mir? pila na sad katuig nagamit?

padaplin nata ani ui kay naa nay bara....g diay.

sabagay arang datua niya pwede mahimo og unsay buhaton iya body

pang beauty pageant na Ms. DB ah?

hinoon tinuod sad nang giingon ni Cheap Siao kay daghan man ta og DH maskin asang lugara. wake up call na sad na sa atong gobyerno para wala nay OFW sa susunod na mga araw og adto nata magtrabaho sa atong bansang sinilangan.

The following dates are the schedule of Pinoy Big Brother Season 3 auditions in their respective cities and provinces:

Mindanao Area:

April 24 - Butuan City, Mindanao - Father Saturnino Urios University Gym
April 26 - General Santos City - Barangay Lagao Gym, General Santos City

Now for those in Luzon and Visayas, here are the schedules and venues for the auditions in your areas:

February 27 - Manila - PDA concert hall (Mother Ignacia Street, Quezon city)
March 1 - Batangas - Lipa City Colleges (beside St. Sebastian Cathedral)
March 6 - Laoag (Ilocos) - Centennial Arena
March 8 - Pampanga - Holy Angel University, Angeles City
March 20 - Tarlac City - Tarlac State University
April 17 - Bohol - Island City Mall, Tagbilaran, Bohol
April 19 - Roxas City - Capiz Gym
May 8 - Camarines Sur - Camarines Sur Capitol Convention Center, Pili

Auditions per area will be held from 9 AM up to 3 PM.

Applicants for the teen edition must be 14-17 years old, and for the regular third season, must be 19 to 35 years old. Bring your birth certificate (original and photocopy), a closeup and a fullbody picture, an ID, and a ballpen.

andam na mga sano og sana!

mas nindot ang gwapa or gwapo kay ikasuroy man sa colon

uban nalang basin og mas bubintaha kaysa iyaha.

katapusan na sad sa bulan. padala na naman ng atik!

dusty since yesterday. dili makalaag

Quote from: janjan on March 31, 2009, 02:32:10 PM
bol-anon gud ka windgate kay bahug man gud .kalami ana bahug hasta kana pan nga bahu-bahug hehehe

ang bahug raba sa Cantanduanes kay pasaw sa Baboy.

profession ko ay Limbungan.
Credit what you recieved.
Debit what you give away.

ah mao ba dili pa diay xa gulang kaayo molandos pa diay.

sa bata pa ko kay diha nama toy cindy crawford unya karon naa pa japon maong kaingon ko nga tigulang na xa.

bedo,

makahinomdom ko sa una og makakuha ang ge assist nakong applicant og tourist visa kay naa koy tip pero og denied ang applicant walay pang merienda hehehe....

isang bagay para makakuha ng tourist visa dapat ang applicant merong tinatawag nila na "Close Family Ties"

ang applicant dapat hindi kabahan sa oras ng interview, dapat palaban, smart (hindi globe), at higit sa lahat mayrong pera pangtustos sa pag travel dahil mayroon akong applicant noon na hindi man lang kinausap ng consular officer hayun pagdating sa booth / counter kumuha kaagad ng rubber stamp at nilagyan ang passport for denied. Aray! mahirap pa naman mag apply ulit kung meron ka ng denial at kung ang consular officer naman ay kukuha ng stub, mag celebrate ka na dahil approved ang application mo. 

ang pag apply ng visa ay critical doon sa mga applicants na single pa at below 30 years old dahil katwiran ng mga consular officer wala ka raw babalikan sa Pilipinas.  Critical din lalo kung ang prefession mo ay doktor at nars or any medical profession.  Duda sila dahil na rin sa dami ng mga nag TNT sa Amerika gamit ang tourist visa pagpunta doon.

tips ko lang sa mag pa interview avoid stammering at kabisaduhin kung ano ang nilagay mo sa form dahil doon sila kukuha ng itatanong sayo. Sagutin lang kung ano ang itatanong ng consular officer at wag mag telenobela pagsagot. Kung ndi marunong mag English ang applicant, pwede mo sabihin kaagad pagdating sa counter na kailangan mo ng interpreter at wag mag alala dahil kukuha yan sila ng interpreter na marunong magtagalog.  Kung tanungin ka naman na bakit ka nag apply ng tourist visa hindi ka naman  marunong mag English? mayroong dapat isasagot dyan pero ndi ko muna sabihin.

isa pang tip doon sa manghiram ng pera para lang malaki konohay ang savings mo sa bangko.  malalaman din nila un kung kailan mo lang diniposit ung malaki mong pera dahil may mga intances nga echeck nila kaagad sa bangko.  maging ready ka nalang kung sasabihin sayo "Have a set first".

mahaba na pala wento ko, salamat!

welcome sad keko:)

bag-o ka pa dini as in first time or nag-ilis lang

tigulang naman gud bai glac maong nangunot na iya panit

Quote from: fdaray on March 31, 2009, 08:52:31 AM
Tinuod na, ang native nga variety sa kamote naa sa Bohol. Pughad kaajo ug lami. Tungod kay walay dagko nga farm nga katamnan sa kamote, dili mo makaproduce in tons aron mahimo nga basket sa kamote production. Ang kamote seasonal crops from May to December. Wala nay kamote from Jan to April kay init na.

Diri sa Davao ug Cotabato, all year round ang production sa kamote by tons for export.
Diri sa Mindanao  gikan ang mais ug bugas kon magnihit na ang supply diha.

Dreaming of Bohol as Food basket is  a "dream."

Kon tourism ang hisgotan, mutoo ko nga Bohol is number 1.

mas nindot man gud ang yuta sa Mindanao kay tambok kaayo kumpara sa Bohol nga batoon man.  Pwede tawagon ang Bohol as Food Basket kung ang pag-usapan ay basakan kay naa namay mga dams sa atoa.

Nangunot naman si Manang Cindi ui!

mora og naa jud croco sa Loboc River kay daku mang suba.  mura jud sa pelikulang Lake Placid.

rainshower early morning

daghan na kaajo ta og gihangyo, galing og masamokan na nato si Lord.

I'd rather vote Lauren than Cheese

langgud na si Pops angay magconcentrate nalang sa usa ka laki ui?

Chip Tsao would go down in the short-term memory of Filipinos, along with Malu Fernandez and the Desperate Housewives slur as one who demeaned hardworking and often harshly treated Filipinos working abroad.

His comment triggered an uproar in the Philippines, with one lawmaker urging Filipinos to boycott Hong Kong for a year.

It took three days for the publishers and editors of HK Magazine to say sorry for the “politically incorrect" column it ran last March 27 following calls from Manila for an apology.

The infamous column by the “best-selling author" called the Philippines nation of servants and even threatened a Filipino maid of being fired should the Philippines finally take over the disputed Spratly Islands.

Asia City Publishing House, HK Magazine's publisher, with office at 301 Hollywood Centre, 233 Hollywood Road in Hong Kong, issued the statement on Monday:

"The publisher and editors of HK Magazine wish to apologize unreservedly for any offense that may have been caused by Chip Tsao’s column dated March 27. HK Magazine has long championed the rights of Filipinos working in Hong Kong. We note that Filipinos have often been unfairly treated in Hong Kong, and that they make an important contribution to this community."

The column had disappeared from the magazine’s Web site as of posting time.

Despite admitting that Tsao’s column was offensive, the publishing company defended that the column was satirical and could be read “in different ways."

“One aspect of satire is that it can be read in different ways. In this particular case, many people have read meanings into this column that were never actually intended."

Tsao wrote in his March 27 column for the HK Magazine that the Philippines has no right to lord over the disputed Spratly Islands because it is "a nation of servants" who shouldn’t “flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter."

Quote from: swakee on March 30, 2009, 11:40:27 PM
mao jud nay sakit sa mga tawo didto, naa na gani abroad ug magdawat na ug allote dili na sila manginhas, dili na mananom ug utanon, magkalingaw na lang ug tan-aw tv ug manumbay'g chismis

correct! kasagaran jud ing-ana pero dili man sad tanan. naa uban pagkadawat, hala! kanunay adto og ICM pabugnaw labina karon kay tag-init katwiran naa bitaw moabot sunod bulan. kalooy sa OFW.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
"VIRGINITY is not DIGNITY. It's just a lack of opportunity! "
- by William Sexfear .


Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory
service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service.


Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.


A boss interviewed four (4) girls for secretary ...
He asked each one of the four this question: A lady has two mouths.
What is the difference between the two mouths?
1st girl: One can talk and the other cannot talk.
2nd girl: One is vertical and the other is horizontal.
3rd girl: Only one is hairy.
4th girl: Upper one is for my use and the lower is for my boss.
THE 4th GIRL WAS HIRED!!



SA BOTICA
CUSTOMER: (pabulong) 'Day, isang condom nga ..
SALESLADY: Sayz Sir!
CUSTOMER: (nahiya) Small lang .. hehehe ..
SALESLADY: Hende Sir, saiz pisos ang isa!



TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na sobrang mataba siya ng
hindi siya mababastos?
SAGOT: Ganito -- "Uhmm, excuse me Miss .. Mang Tomas ba ang lotion
mo?"


Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'd rather have a
baby than have a tooth removed.
Dentist: "Make up your mind, I'll adjust the chair accordingly. ."


Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read:
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED"


Two gays were looking at Travel Brochures at a Travel Agency.
One of them said: "Let's try Greece this year."
The other answered: "Why? What's wrong with Vaseline?"


MISIS: Inday, napansin ko ang barong ni Sir mo, lagi na lang may lipstik!
MAID: Opo nga Mam, mukhang niloloko na TAYO ni Sir ah!


TATAY: "Pesteng buhay toh!
merong kaldero, walang biGAS!
merong lampara, walang GAS!
merong gripo, walang aGAS!
dagdagan pa ng asawang walang huGAS huGAS!
paano pa titiGAS?"


A young man ask an old man, "Sir, what is retirement?"
Old man: "Retirement is when you are replaced by a computer at work
and a vibrator at home."


MISTER: (naglalambing, kissing wife's shoulder) Hon, sigi naaaa ....
MISIS: (naiirita) Bumabagyo!
MISTER: Ayaw mo yun, eh malamig? Sigii naaa ...
MISIS: Ano ka ba, tanga? Di ka na nahiya! Ang daming tao dito sa
evacuation center!


A farmer went to the river and saw five (5) nude girls swimming.
The girls protested, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
Farmer: "It's ok, I'm here to feed the crocodiles!"


AMERICAN ENGLISH:
Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!
IN TAGALOG: kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo
to!


ENRIQUE ZOBEL: half Filipino half Spanish.
HENRY SY: half Filipino half Chinese.
JUAN FLAVIER: half Filipino half Igorot.
RAUL ROCO: half Hawaiian half Polo.
JOHN OSMENA: half Filipino half Filipina.
MIKE ARROYO: half Filipino half Pork.
AI AI DELAS ALAS: half Filipino half Moon.
GMA: half...

HEADLINE:
"Dalawang lola nag jogging sa plaza ginahasa!"
Kinabukasan. ..
Plaza nagkagulo!
Nagtrapik!
Libu-libong lola nag jo-jogging!


MAID: Ma'm, ni-rape ako ng magnanakaw kagabi.
MADAM: Bakit di ka sumigaw?
MAID: Eh.. akala ko po si Sir, pero nung makadalawa .. Nagduda na
ako!

I would say to all my stalkers, please leave me alone.

Re: If You Have To Spend 1 Million in a day, What things will you buy and Why?

I will buy foods for the poor and invite some media people for the coverage.  Televise na ko hahahaha...babaw kaligayahan.

Quote from: alfonso_potane on March 29, 2009, 06:06:44 PM
hehehe...okey rag naay mole sa mata kay kita tanan hehehe..

og naay mole sa priva8 part kay duolon kono.

preparation for the incoming election.

Quote from: perezkelly on March 29, 2009, 03:08:58 PM
Did anyone see this article in the Manila Standard?
http://www.manilastandardtoday.com/?page=goodLife5_mar25_2009

Maybe Cesar Montano will make a film about Dagohoy or the Eskaya. I hope so!

nakadungog bitaw ko nianang balitaa pero og mahimong governor yata si Cesar Montano kay mao na iyang usa ka plataporma. 

confusing  man og Bohollywood kay naa may Bollywood sa India

Quote from: windgate on March 29, 2009, 12:31:58 PM
kawata na lang tu ijang manok duy unja himoag pulutan arong di na ka pabalikon!  daghan nag tawo diris kalibotan oi...pis!  hahaha

hehehe..kuyawan sad ta kay unya moingon og pilyo ning bataa.

Quote from: speed motor rental on March 29, 2009, 12:18:20 PM
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salamat, dili sad diay mahal ang ilang rates. cge, kontakin taka next time pagbakasyon kay mora og mosuroy me uban akong mga mego taga Luzon.

moingon raba ang ubang tawo ngadto sa mga botante; "Hindi na Natuto"

unsa man ng pugapo, mao ba na ang kasili kay diha man koy nadunggan sa una nga diha konoy niaging taas nga huwaw nahunsan ang suba unya kay diha may nitubong mga gabi ila konong gipanguha. diha man konoy dakung kahoy ilang gigamit himo og tadtaran pero sa kadugay konong tadtad nidugo kono. pag chek nila kasili man diay konong daku. bwaahhhhhh.....tinuod ba kaha hearsay lang ni baya.

Quote from: willmerit on March 29, 2009, 02:26:42 PM
oi aduy belated diay, more beerdays to come.  God bless

salamat kaaju. God Bless also.

bitaw noh? nagpahid pa cguro og mga mota ang uban. ako sad matug na kay tungang gabii na dwe. thanks

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 29, 2009, 06:19:32 AM
huy daghan pa diay na sila sa Colon? hangtud karon?

ingon man akong mego kauban diri naa pa man kono sa Colon daghan og sa Fuente Osmena sad pero delikado galing og ma PWA ui!

minyo na cguro ni kay Afghanistan man iyang location. daghan man gud ang nagtakuban dewe sa TB maong mag igmat ta sa pagpili.

kaila ko og katol sa gabi, bisayang gabi or tagalog nga gabi hahahaha.....

hala! mga katolon dili diay mo pwede didto sa Tate, habambuhay jud mo sa Colon ana.

ah, tinuod jud diay? sorry ha? uso naman gud karon ang Photoshop.

in fairness, wafu xa. daga pa kaha xa?

unsa man ng katolon, naay bun-i or kagid kay katolon man?

tinuod ng iyang pix dili na gikan sa Adobe Photoshop or Belo.

halin pa gihapon ang mga ranggu sa Tate, sa US Embassy sa Manila daghan kang makit-an nga mga gurang nag apply og immigrant or tourist visa kay tua man diay ilang life sa Tate.  peace!

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 29, 2009, 05:58:59 AM
Ah paimnon na ka mangita pa jud sumsuman!

mo ingon si Pedro ana, "hala balik nalang sa juta oi!"

moingon man sad ko ni Pedro, og pabalikon mo ako sa juta inig kahuman sa akong misyon mobalik gihapon ko nimo diri maayo pay hatagan nalang ko nimo og sumsuman arong wala nay libog og walay nay usob usob og sulat sa BOOK.

bitaw sad no? ngano kaha ning mga merikan men gusto nila kanang mga langgud langgud na. parehas kay manang madonna nakasungkit pa gihapon og bata pa kaayo nga guy. pero sa pinoy kasagaran after sa edad.

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on March 28, 2009, 10:10:02 PM
Naa may beer didto sa Langit. Ang tanan nga pleasures nga gibawal dire sa yuta naa didto sa langit.

Mao bitaw nga ang mga panghitabo dire sa yuta temporary ug pagsuway lamang. Didto sa Langit, unlimited ang pleasures nga imong makuha nga wala nimo pa experience dire sa yuta.

og tinuod jud na nga naay bear sa langit og unlimited ang pleasures daghan kaayo ang gustong magpakamatay og dali arong malasap ang unlimited maong pleasures. naa ba kaha sad sumsuman didto

kasagaran raba og nay mole sa face, hitsuraan jud. malas nalang tong naging maot.

tigulang naman ni si Manang Cindy lain na tan-awon mag naked ui!

na heart attack tungod sa kamingaw o kaguol nga dugay na sad nga higayon magkita og usob.

nasilaw sa offer, wala huna-hunaa nga naa pa diay accountability sa pikas.