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lami basahon injong mga comment... way labot nang mga palabtik.  hehehe

kinotil ra guihapon...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 03, 2009, 08:41:57 PM
kung muuli ko pohon, i will buy calamay, kay gimingaw na kog habhab ana

aguy! ang diabetes...

pospas

gitugnaw...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 03, 2009, 07:23:37 PM
feeling ok. heading to another birthday party...

hinay hinay ice, quaresma karon. hehehe

gonjang buntag uwan, mudto uwan, palis uwan, karong gabii uwan lang guihapon...tugnaw sii.

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 03, 2009, 07:53:47 PM
abi niya, wind, si san jose smoker hahaha

mao siguro na-itok to among lola kay naka-ingon ug gimilagrohan sija ni San Jose. hehehe

sakspan mis among lola nanigarillo mis ahong ig-agaw ilawom sa belen. natinga sija nganong gapo-ot ag belen.  da^ latusan lagi...

Quote from: aduy on April 03, 2009, 07:43:50 PM
sakto butangan unta og translation arong makat-on sad ta, buenas dias amigos amigas

asa man ang taranslation anang bunas dias.. duy?

butangi ug translation ,sir enzo ,aron makat-on pod mi unsa nang injong gipanulti.  Kani. sakto ba ni?

Mi maestro Lorenzo is muy bonito, puera buyag.

My teacher Lorenzo is very handsome, .... wa nako kabawo anang puera buyag.hehehe

Quote from: buwadsanga on April 03, 2009, 09:41:01 AM
GIKAWAT NILA ANG KWARTA!!!!

kinsa nga "nila", wad?

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 02, 2009, 11:58:47 PM
mayta naa say ing ani sa pinas. mura nata ug butakal ani. i-hire lang para mohabal.

magbutang na pod kag karatula dihas atubangan sa bay.  "cebuano nga bol-anon for hire, mohabal"... hahaha

tambay lang...

hahaha!!! bibo!!!

napugos ug apil kay naputlan ug suga.  wa kabajad.... wahhhhhh.

Quote from: buwadsanga on April 01, 2009, 03:56:18 PM
most common sin for women - masturbation!

ingon ka wad didtos pikas thread nga mastubation is not a sin... para sa mga lalaki ra diay to. hahaha

Quote from: calle on April 02, 2009, 12:52:47 PM
sige, uli man ko rung saturday. kung way tognos/bolinao, bagnuwon ti ka windgate.

pila diay ka adlaw diris ato?  basin mataymingan wa rong sabado, tago na lang ko daan...hahaha

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 02, 2009, 09:33:07 AM
tognos, naa na?

naas merkado. wa ko kabawo asa dapit gikan...

sa una moingon ta ug 'day tago kay naay hapon.  karon moingon na nga  'day gawas na diha kay niay hapon...hehehe

sauna kada bay naay pari.  karon kada pari naay bay.

choppy gamay...

ug balihon.  unsa na kaha ug kitay nadatu  unja silay napobre?

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 02, 2009, 07:00:27 AM

way batasan nagpa ibog jud!!!

Quote from: calle on April 02, 2009, 08:58:27 AM
ting-bolinaw ba diay run?

pus-an ug sili paresan ug kamote...  tuba dajon usa ka hungot...hehehe

naa poy makuha ginagmay...

kinilaw bolinaw...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 09:29:02 PM
ningbuntis man kono si nang maria, buwad, tinood ba?

wa^ na.   no.1 na jud kas imong gitukod nga TB , ice.  Tsismis Bohol.  hahaha

balay balay sa akong kababata unja nanay nanay ug tatay tatay dajon...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 09:09:27 PM
di ba kaha pod mas nanimaho didto. lol

na-a man kuno diha ang lami - baho2x... hehehe

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 09:02:18 PM
makapanglimogmog pa ba kaha kung gibitad na kay gihimosan human mi-iloveyah...hahaha

aw di pati-ubos na lang arong di makapanimahog laway.  hahaha

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 08:50:17 PM
hoy maayo mag di nimo na love bisag bahong laway, hala, simhota. hahahaha

mao ni best place to say "I love you" inday pero panglimogmog sa^ didto. hehehe

korek ng imo sir mack.  something to do with education or upbringing.

dinhis ato lain man.  ug duna na gani taas-taas kinaadman gikan sa laing nasud apply na man dajon ug immigrant.   

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 10:56:11 AM
hahahahaa...bantog ra kay pinakiay na ning akong nilakwan. bantay ka nako, wind, pohon, hahaha

kanang manok nga 45 days old mga bata pa na sila.  naglibog pa na sila ug unsay ilang gender.  unya ug sige ka kaon ana ang ilang hormone mobalhin sa imo.  ikaw na pod maglibog ug baje ba ka or lake.  hehehe...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 01, 2009, 10:22:08 AM
one thing i learn here, people are very appreciative if you try how you speak the way they do...they don't expect me to be perfect, but they like to see when a filipino begins to embrace them through their manner of speaking with my own accent hehehe

parehas ra gud diris ato ug makadungog tag kano nga magbinisaya appreciate pud ta.  kanang moingon nga unsa inyong sud-an.  ug kita moingon man otan nga naay gata.  ug sila mosulti kay oten nge ney gete.  mamuot pud ta maminaw. hehehe

tsismoso! hahaha

maayo na lang naa nay radio station dihas jagna aron iannounce tong mga k******n ug manok ug ang chicks ni nuy elyong.... hehehe

Quote from: Angie Gulle on April 01, 2009, 07:02:10 AM
Kabalo ka Windgate, maghuot jud tawon akong dughan. Labi na si Jack Bauer karon nga positive sa virus. Ambot lng ani next week.

di man ko tigsunod ana sa tv kay mabitin lagi   pahulam lang kos akong migo ug cd seasons 1-6

Quote from: grazie7y on April 01, 2009, 04:44:36 AM
ah mura man pod tag gipabarang ana kon pa asuhan! hahaha 

lupig pay smoked salmon...hehehe

ayaw sige kaon ug manok nga 45 days old ice, kay makabayot na... hehehe

ang sekreto sa palija aron dili mopait: ajaw ug ginhawa ug imong a hugasan... hahah

Quote from: Angie Gulle on April 01, 2009, 06:11:24 AM
Nagkonsimisyon while watching 24 Series.

paita anang salidaha oi.  24 hrs man gyud walay tulogtulog.  hehehe

kung sa nawong ibutang makahamis bitaw na^, madam.  pero ang side effect ana inig kadugayan kay naay gamayng itlog ug l***y manubo. nya ganahan ka naay nagbitay diha sa imong agtang dapit? hahaha

pamauwan ko...

Quote from: janjan on March 31, 2009, 02:32:10 PM
bol-anon gud ka windgate kay bahug man gud .kalami ana bahug hasta kana pan nga bahu-bahug hehehe

trade mark sa mga bol anon jan.  hehehe

puede ra tan aw. ayaw lang hikapa. 

Quote from: janjan on March 31, 2009, 01:29:45 PM
unsa may imo geparis sa bahaw windgate?


b-fast -cereals and yogourt
luch :chicken nuggets
supper:pork steak

mongos tinunuan gisubakan ug buwad bolinaw bahog dajus bahw... pastilan!

nanungkab ug bahaw sa among silingan...

Quote from: glacier_71 on March 31, 2009, 06:00:09 AM
kung pwede lang unta...naay makamao mohimo og promo aning tuba. kay karon kung tuba imnun, ang mahunahunaan sa uban, taga-baryo sook ray manginomay ani (which is 90% true). unsaong tua na man tas beer ug hard liquor modimdim. mawa man ang tuba kung tuparan og San Miguel ug Tanduay. hehehe.

lisod baya mananggot. gamay ray makuha sa usa ka punuan nga lubi. naa pa nay sagol nga mga tiki, bujog, langaw ug uban pang mananap.  besides, makadaot pud sa lubi.  ug sigihan ug sanggot wala nay makopras.

mao nagnihit  karon ang pure nga tuba kay naa nay daghan alternatives.  imbis tuba carlo rossi na. mora pod ug bahal ang lami...hehehe

Quote from: glacier_71 on March 30, 2009, 08:35:48 PM
tinood nga way nag-rally diha bahin aning isyuha? akong duda, gamay ra tingali kaayo ni nga isyu para sa mga igsoon natong aktibista. para nila, di pod tingali kaayo inpluwensyado ang mga gipanulti ning journalistaha. mao nga pwede ra kini isalikway. ako ra pod ning hunahuna.

pero kadto laging bapor de guera sa mga intsik  didtos spratly,ice, wala man guihapon nagrally sa chinese embassy.  pabor pabar cguro ning mga rallyesta.  duda man sad ta basin hakot system na ilang pag rally rally...

mao na ni ron.  ug mga amerkano gani mag-ing-ana daghan na dajung protesta dihas u.s. embasy.  ngano kaha nga ug mga kano magbuhat ug matod pas tagawog "hindi kanais-nais tua na dajun ng mga anti-american nagsige nag syagit sa us embasy.  pero ug instsik gani magbuhat ug hindi kanais nais wala tawn palag ang nga rallyesta.   ngano man???

puro ra diay ni sila anti-american.

wala ba dihay anti chinese... hehehe

Quote from: buwadsanga on March 30, 2009, 04:56:59 PM
sa ahong itlog(sa panit dili sa shell ha) hehehe! katow raba usahay!

dili na sa awom wad. korikong na^...hehehe

Quote from: swakee on March 30, 2009, 12:46:27 PM
toinkzzz

wind, naa fud nay katol2x imong Lola?

virgin pa, noh!... hihihi

Quote from: Angie Gulle on March 30, 2009, 12:45:48 PM
Piranha Between Your Legs

aray...


towering inferno between your legs...hanghang gamay murag gisilian

!

nagbungay...

Quote from: buwadsanga on March 30, 2009, 10:46:53 AM
i luv older experienced women....

diay ahong lola wads, ahong ipailaila nimo... hehehe

Quote from: buwadsanga on March 30, 2009, 10:30:26 AM
mga mole na sila glacier. ako naa poy aho sa ahong kuan....

asa dapit wad, tiwasa...hehehe

ang pangutana karon.  kinsay gusto mamatay aron makatikim ug pleasures nga way limit..hehehe

condolence manay

Quote from: benelynne on March 29, 2009, 01:40:56 PM
Hi wind,

Mabutang baya sa watchlist sa Interpol ang TB ani for child porn. Grabe pud ng nanaya uy, nangutana lang ang bata pilay 1 + 1, gitudluan nag square root. Nangutana lang ang bata unsay pagpangulitawo, gitudluan na unsay paghimog tawo.

hehehe. di pud siguro mabutang sir oi.
pagkainosente gyud ning mga bata no?  wa gyod tawn malisya.  unsa man pod ning akong miga nga imbis tudluan ang bata gipaobserve naman nuon.  sige lang sir kay ug ma ban ning tb ahong ipadakop tong ahong miga. hehehe

Quote from: willmerit on March 29, 2009, 02:45:50 PM
dia jan gasigeg bagutbot kay hasta kuno sija naangin kay dugay kuno ko motindog.  dugay man pod ko mumata mabuntag gud halos man pud katunga sa adlaw usa pa mubakod.  di pa man ko katugon gud.  dia gaandam na ug latos kay latuson kuno ko kay gahi ulo kuno, saun naman ni oi.  na hala muondang nako kay nitindog na raba ni basin latuson ko.   nice talking to u and gud night!

abi nakog unsay nitindog... good nyt...

Quote from: willmerit on March 29, 2009, 02:39:14 PM
hoi mao diay na para sa hubag mana kanang gitawag nila ug matag-tiki.  kahinomdom ko ana kay ahong ig agaw gihubagan sa bugan unja gibintusaan sa ahong ujuan pwerting tijabaw.  bintusaan diay nang panuhot?  karon pa jud ko ana.

dala na na^ tanan, will...suwayi lang dili man na makadaut ba.

Quote from: willmerit on March 29, 2009, 02:12:55 PM
unsa man ng bintusa-i?  wa ko kasabot ana.  ambot oi sige ra kog panghujab, sige'g katawa ahong bana ari kay naunsa kuno ko.  ug mamanjos ko ug efficascent oil, magbagutbot man kay baho kuno.  ambot oi ug kanus a pa ni mawa, mag upat naman kabulan ning ahong tiyan sige paman kog panuhoton ug kabuhion.

bintusa.  kana bitawng kajo ibutang sa imong likod  or  other parts of the body unja takloban dajon ug baso...lami kaajo imong paminaw ana...

Quote from: willmerit on March 29, 2009, 01:44:14 PM
gikabuhi ko baw oi kanus a paman ni mawa, maajo unta ug tua pa kos bohol ani kay ahong pahuktan sa among silingan nga manghihilot

bintusa-i will.

Quote from: willmerit on March 29, 2009, 01:48:52 PM
to HIM, daghan na jud kog mga pangaliya nga IYANG gitubag, dili man diha2 dayon but gitubag jud.  PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Ija man jud nang tubagon tanan.  Ug ihatag, ang tubag ana "yes".  ug di ihatag, ang tubag ana "no"

init, igang pero linaw...

mayra arong mahunong nang mga milf sa ilang mga operations....

Quote from: aduy on March 29, 2009, 06:03:59 AM
moingon man sad ko ni Pedro, og pabalikon mo ako sa juta inig kahuman sa akong misyon mobalik gihapon ko nimo diri maayo pay hatagan nalang ko nimo og sumsuman arong wala nay libog og walay nay usob usob og sulat sa BOOK.

kawata na lang tu ijang manok duy unja himoag pulutan arong di na ka pabalikon!  daghan nag tawo diris kalibotan oi...pis!  hahaha

daghan basta ting eleksyon na.  Mar Roxas ug erap gauna-una na ug libot sa pinas...

saging nilung-ag paresan ug ginamos nga giwiriswirisan ug sili...

Quote from: LanggamTamsi2 on March 29, 2009, 11:12:29 AM
hehehe this remind me of my son's questioned when he was a little boy i was then pregnant with my baby girl, we were watching a tv series one day, out of the blue my son asked to his dad " dad how the baby form into mum's tummy? Ohhm,,,, nagtan-away lang ming duha nag giggles, then hubby said to him (son; you will learn it when you grow older)

na^ tudlo-i na lang daan basin maparehas ani nga istorya nga giforward sa akong miga...



Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.  One day he took his question to his mother, and she became flustered.  Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.  This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother.

Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights.  Then he stated to kiss and hug her.  I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny.  He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would - except he’s not as good as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.  He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath.  His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt.  About this time sis got toward the end of the couch.  This was when the fever started.  I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really HOT.  Finally, I found out what was making them so sick…. a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow.  It just jumps out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long.  HONEST! anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.  When sis saw it she got really scared.  Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that.  I should tell her the ones I saw in the lake!  Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.  All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go.  I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel’s head to keep it from biting again.  Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it.  And he helps by laying on top of the eel.  The eel put up a hell of a fight.  Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch.  I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squeezing it between them.  After a while they quit moving and gave a great sigh.  Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel… I know it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its inside are hanging out.  Sis and her boyfriend are a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway.  He started hugging and kissing her again.  And by golly the eel wasn’t dead after all.  It jumped straight up and started to fight again.  I guess eels are like cats…they have nine lives or something.  This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it.  After about 35 minutes of struggle,  they finally killed the eel.  I know it was dead this time because I saw sis’s boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet.

Mother fainted.

hindi pa tapos ang laban between your legs... to be continued after 9 1/2 weeks. hehehe

Quote from: janjan on March 28, 2009, 11:20:03 AM
ako lang scorer ,time pa kay mag-ihap sa ko

sige i post ang result as of march 31...

Quote from: apothecary on March 28, 2009, 02:14:50 PM
Pero basta calamay nga masilawan sa adlaw, mogamay ang shelf life. Thats precisely the rason why ang calamay naa sa bagol.

In Bohol now however, there is a new technology nga nadevelop, i thinks sa ITS SAFE, a calamay that can go for three months,

sagulan na siguro ug preservative 

sa una way  turista.  karon daghan na.

happy birthdayms grazy! hinaut unta moabot ug 120 yrs imong edad.

 virgin coke... hehhehe ;P

happy birthday bay aduy!  kalami anang vodka oi.  pero mas lami ng tapad.  hehehe

wala may scorer... kinsa may leading???

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 28, 2009, 07:30:13 AM
and why discuss about Gender?

ngano man jud himuon man na ug discussion?

to hear other people's prejudices?

dili man na angayan himuon diskusyon ang gender kay ang bayut considered man na sila nga third sex?

why nor discuss about other things like how to save our planet?

or ways to make our lives better?

isnt it more fruitful discussions than discussing one's gender?

what it could do to OURSELVES?

unsa man pod nis insiktisyd nga mao man ning iyang topic line oi. hehehe

let it be - the beatles

Quote from: kiris on March 28, 2009, 01:21:56 AM
why delete?  we b***t, tomboy or straight are now open for discussion on our sexuality.  We just have to be open minded and allow people to express their feelings as much as we want to express ours.

it is not who we are that makes us sinners; it's what we do.

see, naa nay nilantad.  apir kiris apir...

Quote from: glacier_71 on March 27, 2009, 09:20:53 PM
grabeng inimnanay ana no. tagpila na ba ang usang galon nga tuba-bahal karon wind?

60 pesos ang galon.  iparking ng truck kilid sa baylihan butangan dajog hose arong ikaligo na lang. hahaha

sa una dihay MB liner.  karon wa na.

Quote from: mnemosyne on March 27, 2009, 11:41:52 AM
a short vacation in La Union, my husband's province

ok ngarud!  nagado ilcano ijay la union.  hehehe

stay put in bohol ra ko...

Quote from: mnemosyne on March 27, 2009, 05:20:52 PM
hi windgate. i wonder what you mean. sorry can't understand bisaya that much hehe.

ah ok. tagalog na bol-anon.  ang sabi ko mas lalong hindi mo matapos yung binabasa mo dahil andito kana sa tb lagi.  hahaha.  kakaaddict to 'kala mo... ;P

Quote from: mnemosyne on March 27, 2009, 04:12:10 PM
i am reading twilight e-book. d ko matapos-tapos hehe

samot na ron kay sige ka dokdok...hehehe


i'm reding comics..

Quote from: ZecurB on March 27, 2009, 11:53:05 AM
BULL-s***!!! Nganong ipamugos man gyud nang Tagalog unya ilaha pang ang-gaan kunog "Filipino"! Oppression man na sa atoang mga bisdak. Porque naa sa Luzon ang atoang seat of government? Og buot huna-hunaun mas dakung porsyento ang binisaya kaysa Tagalog !!! Mao bitaw nga sa Cebu binisaya o iningles ang national anthem kay mo kontra gyud mi anang Filipino nga basically Tagalog.  I can fuckin' speak and write Tagalog aka Filipino in correct grammar but don't anybody fuckin' say that we are less Pinoy because we "bisdaks" are not fluent in Fuckin' Tagalog aka Filipino... HELL NO !!!!!!     

masuko diay!

Quote from: anelyninobacan on March 27, 2009, 02:03:03 PM
Best subject? hmmm...Math, Science, English...pwede in but not really maglabad ako ulo usahay sa grammar.

Hate? History..kanang maghisgot ug magsag-o anang mga nangamatay na....my goodness, pagnangaply ka ug work hindi ka naman tanungin kinsa nag nipatay ni lapulapu or unsa tuiga nianhi si Magellan diba?

kanang history lyn, praktis ra nas imong brain aron dili ka sajo ango-angohon.  hehehehe

Quote from: janjan on March 27, 2009, 01:34:52 PM
ngeee di na man lagi movie maski unsa na di ay

naa sine nga cellphone jan oi. kadto bitawng baje nga gi kidnap naluwas tungod sa cellphone.  starring michelle pffiefer man siguro to . sakto ba na nga spelling.

catwoman between my legs...

Quote from: buwadsanga on March 27, 2009, 12:46:02 PM
dangit between your legs! unsaon nakaha paglakaw no?

naa diay sine nga danggit,wads? hehehe


cellphone between your legs...

Quote from: calle on March 27, 2009, 12:54:50 PM
we chose it, buwad. (ajaw na gud ug palag diha gud. supakero ning mga taga jagna ba)

sagdi lang na si buwald cals kay suko jud na siya kang marcos ug sa mga kano.  bisan pag balibalihon, suko jud.  hehehe

Quote from: mnemosyne on March 27, 2009, 10:42:38 AM
Its Friday here, Manila Philippines- the weather is a bit cloudy this morning with slight rainshowers, weird because it is summertime. one minute the weather is extremely humid then there will be a downpour. anyway, now at 10:41am, the rain stopped and the sun is shining again, though not as intense as the past few days...good thing, a break from the summer season.

Thank you kuya Kim.  gabunok  ag uwan diris amo.  Welcome sa TB

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a
> little girl coming toward him, so he covered
> himself with the newspaper he was reading. The
> girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have
> under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy
> replied, "A bird." The girl walked away,and the guy
> fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a
> hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him
> what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I
> was lying on the beach,this little girl asked me >a
> question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I
> know is, I'm here." The police went to the beach,
> found the girl, and asked her, What did you do to
> that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl
> replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his
> bird and it spat on me, so I broke its neck,
> cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
>
> Moral of the story .......................never lie
> to kids.

forwarded guihapon...

Quote from: glacier_71 on March 27, 2009, 09:32:20 AM
hahaha, paningkamotan jud nakong mutunga kung naay bayle, bay macks.

amot ka ug tuba usa ka container truck.  hehehe.  daghay sanggotan sa among silingan 

mas angayan nang katapusan nga pic, ice . hahaha!

Quote from: kiamoy on March 27, 2009, 10:19:02 AM
haha daghan kaha mi gatanaw dri sa office. katawa lang..

good girl

Quote from: kiamoy on March 27, 2009, 10:09:23 AM
hahaha...ako officemate ay sigi chika ana.. tanaw bitaw mi dre.. grabe ako lubat!! murag around the world in 80 days worth ang sightings!

nya, wa ka manginit?  hehehe

trully makata!!!

Quote from: kiamoy on March 27, 2009, 12:34:15 AM
pwede pud camfrog:) mas lingaw. hahaha

kaimoy ha,  suhito pod diay.  tan-aw tan-aw mi gabii kay libre ra man.  hehehe

tabang! labad ahong o.

kauban ra nas mo-abang ka ug balay nga furnished.