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hahaha. para asa man tawn ning ihi sa baka.

pwede pa kaha ni i-apply sa atoa no?

luoy pud bitaw no. nakatabang siya sa mga crew syaro wlay ganahan mosagop niya nga nasud. bisan sa romania nalang where most of the crews came from.

apil jud ni si vito ani kay aron mapahimuslan iyang pagka trigger happy.

bitaw, kung tinuod ni mahurot jud nang mga pirata aning kalakiha. pangluthangon lang murag mga bowling pins.

Quote from: islander on November 13, 2010, 12:02:09 AM
OT:  tinuod bang maka-almoranas ang sili?

kanang sige ka tubolon mao nay maka almoranas.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 15, 2010, 09:10:52 AM
Ang kanding kaldereta, ang baka kaldera pod, and iro asosena.

ang kabaw? kaldero...

lies are within us. sometimes i believe white lies are really there to be used for greater good.

it's ok to isolate yourself from time to time when you got problems. building walls around you is somewhat making you out of reach and doing that is just like you are letting yourself pulling into the bait of loneliness. while building bridges is just like extending and opening other people to lend help. you are giving them the freehand to choose whether to cross the bridge and lend a helping hand or stay where they are.

gwapahon sad ang babaye oi.

tinuod ni nga cruise raqs? daghana kaha moapil ami kung maohon.

Liz Almoro, Willie's ex-wife is dating model victor aliwalas.

Gigamit ra nang Willie si Shalani aron makabawos sa ABS-CBN knowing P-Noy's family especialy Kris is somewhat close to ABS. naa pa man gani balita nga hasta si James Yap iya sang himoong host. di ba tataw ug klaro na kaayo iyang taktika.

that leaves margarito with a broken eye socket.

Quote from: chicogon on November 15, 2010, 07:13:28 AM
Bwahahaha!!! 

Pero sayop ang Google, dili Pacific Ocean oy... South China Sea

Pero bwahahahaha gehapon!!! 

mao toy nakasamot sa bwahahaha fr. chic kay hasta ang google maps nasaag.

Something to make you laugh; try this:
1. Go to Google Maps.
2. Go to "Get Directions"
3. Type Taiwan as the start location.
4. Type China as the end location.
5. Read Step 24 of the directions.

iapil nalang sad ang best in talent day anne aron complete na ang minor awards. hehehe

ikaw unta to ang ika 5th an. ma proud jud ming taga bohol nimo. ma headline jud sa bohol chronicle.

Quote from: shanebond2221 on November 14, 2010, 09:48:26 PM
Shakira is best singer in recent time all over the world. But I don't why she avoid marriage? anybody can tell me.



all inclusive holidays
cheap hotels
cheap flights

on shakira knows the reason why.

naa bitaw ni ask nako one time akong amigo nga cebuano kung dili ba kuno ko masuko binuangan nga taga bohol or makadungog ug bol-anon nga yaga-yagaan. akong gitubag nga dili man ko angay masuko kay joke ra man na pero kuydaw kay kung ang mga taga cebu sad ang moadto sa bohol mao man sad among binuangan. with matching yaga-yaga nga katawa. nahilom lagi ang kanahan.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 15, 2010, 04:00:21 AM
Wala pa seguro ka-qualify sa population density, per capita income, blahblahblah.. whole nine yards of category kuno according to DILG.

By the way pateros is known for balot.

kung gidak-on sa lugar, gamay ra jud nuon ang pateros. pero kung population and income ang hisgotan mas ok pa siguro ang ilaha compared sa league of 16.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 13, 2010, 02:24:48 AM
Funny because both belong to the same fraternal order LOL! They are brothers in a greek fraternity organization, and are both active.

bitaw ka brod man sila ni binay. pero daghan man ni ug frat si clinton. i think aside naay pay tulo: Phi Beta Kappa frat sa mga honor students. mao ni ang pinaka unang greek lettered collegiate frat ug pinaka karaan. member sad siya sa order of demolay ug sa kappa kappa psi ang frat sa mga band members.

kiat lang na si clinton. usa ra man gani iyang anak nya maghisgot na nuon siya ug daghang baby. mao sigurong nangabit siya ni monica lewinsky. motoo ko niya kung iyang ingnon iyang anak kinsa bag-o pang naminyo nga manganak sila ug daghan.

dugaya jud bitaw na mahimong city anang pateros no? tungod ba kaha kay nahimutang sa tunga-tunga sa 3 ka dagkong syudad sa makati, pasig ug taguig? dapat ma syudad na jud ni sila aron wala nay municipality ang NCR.

gibuhian ra jud tawn siya after 4 hours. nitagam ang kanahan.

huwata nga mahimong president si binay karong 2016. di ba bawsan tong naghingilin niya. 

namura, revival of the cajes - garcia war?

first time pa niya kitag nagtuwad nga dummy.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 13, 2010, 08:04:43 AM

Haha      ang fashion stones ba o ang... o sa mic ra na 

kanang gidayandayan sa fashion stones. 

luoya sa rabbit oi. gihimong toppings.

Quote from: fdaray on November 12, 2010, 07:49:12 PM
Niadto pang Octobre nagsugod ug Pasko kay kusog kaayo ang hinatagay sa mga kandidato sa barangay election. Nindot kuno nga kanunay ang election kay labaw pa sa Pasko ang hinatagay.

niadtong pang mayo nagsugod oi. segunda ra man tong sa oktobre.

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 12, 2010, 06:49:32 AM
tanang patay mogahi pero dili tanang mogahi patay.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 14, 2010, 01:04:18 AM
Dili tanang mogahi molahutay... 

bahalag dili kalahutay hubs basta makakuhit kuhit lang payts na.

Pacman made margarito a human punching bag. pacman won the fight via lopsided 12 round UD.

the result is: margarito got the whipping of his life from pacman.

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 14, 2010, 12:04:14 PM

BNC ug mo duwa  sha ug billiard against my banana bisan ug hurot pa nija pusta ija datung di jud sha kapildi! hahahahhaha! maka muot di maka lagut!!!chess? pataka man lang sha! basketball coach? na ma pildi ija i coach! hahahaha! singer dancer pwede pa pero ajaw lang ang chess ug billiard.

MDB, manny's billiard skill is not below par. he can compete with the class b players here in RP. he even had a good game with dennis orcullo and roberto gomez who are top contenders. he should just make those things other than boxing as past time not a career.

Quote from: U.S. of America on November 10, 2010, 05:03:23 PM
mao nay gitawag ug "gipusil"

ang gipusil, ginamos gipus-an ug sili kay manok man to mapusil.

tanang patay mogahi pero dili tanang mogahi patay.

sa uban nagsugod na, naa say uban nga wala pa.

general samuel pagdilao jr. is also a lawyer. one of the honest and top police general in the country.

yes indeed. sr. sto. niño is very miraculous.

basin first time pa to niyang naka give out ug joke unya ang bomb scare ang iyang napilian.

inom ko aning jimms 5n1 ug 7n1 pero mahal man. shift ko sa nescafe 3n1 panagsa. kung walay wawart, kapeng sinangag nga mais usahay.

oi, article man diay ni atty. eddie barita. usa man sad ni siya ka mapinang-gaon sa mga boholano. paisano man sad ni nato. wala na raba mi maka-videoke ug balik ani nilang gabby.

abs-cbnNEWS.com
Posted at 11/11/2010 12:26 PM | Updated as of 11/11/2010 12:26 PM

MANILA, Philippines - Warning: Bomb jokes remain strictly prohibited inside airports.

A Filipina learned this the hard way after she was arrested at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport Terminal 1 for telling airport screeners that she was carrying a bomb in her luggage.

Screener Lubis Tarcilla said passenger Zenaida Sangalang of Santa Rita, Batangas joked several times that she was carrying a bomb. The suspect was immediately detained and placed under investigation by the Philippine National Police Aviation Security Group as part of the airport's standard operations procedure.

Sangalang was set to board a Royal Dutch Airline KLM Flight 804 to Italy via Amsterdam. She said she was unaware that joking about explosives inside the airport was against the law.

Col. Manny Pintado said Sangalang's daughter will be allowed to board her flight.

Sangalang will be charged with violating Presidential Decree 1727, which penalizes all persons who issue false bomb threats.

Quote from: Edgardo on November 11, 2010, 06:53:40 AM
The computer keyboard is dirty.

way hugas bai edgardo

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 11, 2010, 07:38:52 AM
lol, brod, ngano na sakitan man ang usa nga saging?   

wala man gud napaniti bai lorenzo.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 11, 2010, 04:06:24 AM
It is XX and XY chromosomal pairings that resulted to male and female. So genetically there is no "Bajot" scientifically speaking.

and so goes with "yobmots"

“Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death”

Quote from: hofelina on November 11, 2010, 05:52:56 AM
This is what I really needed at the moment, salamat Ondoy Rey!

You're always welcome Manay Tess.

torpedo toolbox


thumbwich


and the winner is...


the squeezeplay


the mousewich


giftwich


the dadwich


the breakfast club


swine and cheese


rubik cubewich


quadruple brown


patty fail burger


mcpumpkin


east meets westdog


dominowich


ass backwards


all mint patty burger

waffle angus sandwich


tumbler


tony's blt


surprise burger


superwich


supersandwich


shnitz


pitts primantis sandwich


nj's breakfast


mcrib doubledown burger


krispy kreme burger


in and out burger


huge liverwurtz sandwich


handwich


fries and dogwich


fried cheese sandwich


food for the elves?


finnish burger?


epic sandwich


egg ang ham sandwich


club roll


brisket pastrami sandwich


bigsandwich1?


bigsandwich2?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 07:54:19 AM
He he, buotan jud diay bayota kay dili mo hilabtan kon mangahubog na mo... 

di man siya kapiog namo. siya man nuon ang among hubgon.

Quote from: chicogon on November 10, 2010, 08:08:38 AM
How 'bout dem Saints? 

sorry fr. fro, not a fan of the saints but my aunt and his husband does like the saints and the hornets.

sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety.

Quote from: chicogon on November 10, 2010, 05:12:59 AM
Bwahahahaha... bahakhaka nako oi!!! 

Ge fire raba ang coach gahapon!!!

yes father chic, gi fire out jud si wade phillips after 2 1/2 years of losing. their last loss was the most embarassing against the GB Packers with the score 45â€"7. it's their 2nd worst loss in franchise history that triggered the boot for coach phillips.

dallas was my favorite team because of troy aikman and emmitt smith. right now, i switched to pittsburgh steelers.

One day, the Lord came to Adam to pass on some news.
"I've got some good news and some bad news," the Lord said.

Adam looked at the Lord and said;
"Well,give me the good news first.

Smiling,the Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things,solve problems and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organs to give her children."

Adam very excited,exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could the bad news possibly be?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

A guy is in the  hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs."

Then the guy asks for the good news.

The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers."

pamahaw: paliya giitlogan
paniudto: humba nga gihilisan una
panihapon: pansit canton

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents...A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

_________________________________________________________



Bonus...joke I heard today!

In the case of a tornado in the DFW area, please head directly to Cowboy Stadium.

Chances of a touchdown there are extremely unlikely!

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 08:14:55 AM
He he, model manchupaay diay. Mas kuyaw ang kªwatan kon maohon... 

mas kuyaw pang k******n kay di moila ug silingan. amo ra man gani ug ulo-ulohan usahay paimnon na dayon mi with pulutan pa.

mashuang ko sa mga tion-tion dha.

nailad nako. dili jud unta ko mailad kung ang akong asawa wala pa mamugos. giilad mi ug mangangayo kunohay ug sofa. naay nagsuroy-suroy sa among subdivision nga mangayo kuno ug sofa nya barato ra. nihatag sad mi ug kwarta aron maayo among sofa. wala na nibalik, haskang danghaga jud namo.

wala koy gikaon. nagpuasa.

Quote from: U.S. of America on October 31, 2010, 10:11:28 PM
Nakasuway na mo? Kay nakalimtan ug agda?

wa ko kasuway ani kay dili naman ko magpaagda pa. basta pakals na gani tangka na dayon. 

Filipino crew in mega yachts
By Katlene O. Cacho


THE business started with only five Filipino crew members deployed overseas.

With the growing yacht industry, Lisa Moran’s crew agency now has over 300 members aboard 80 mega yachts all over the world.

“We credit the success of the company to our crews and office employees who have been our partners since we started the business,” said Moran, general manager and owner of Crew Asia Inc.

Crew Asia is a Cebu-based crew agency that exclusively supplies Filipino crew to the mega-yachting industry from 30-meter sailing vessels to 120-meter mega-yachts.

The company is registered with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) and accredited with the the Philippine Overseas Employment Agency (POEA). It was founded in 1992 by Alan Mill-Irving, a former British Yacht master and now chairman of Crew Asia.

Mill-Irving said that since the 1950’s there has been a large percentage of the world’s seagoing commercial vessels manned by Filipino crews. But not all Filipino crew members are well represented in the international yachting community, he said.

“Filipinos have potential to penetrate the yacht industry. Filipino seafarers are diligent and competent. They are hard-working and have an excellent command of the English language. That’s why we established a company that supplies qualified Filipino crew to this growing yacht industry,” Mill-Irving said.

He personally screens applicants who express interest in working in yachts. “Working as a crew in mega yachts requires the
right work ethics. What they look for in the crew are the right service and attitude,” he said.

About 60 to 70 percent of Crew Asia’s members are from the Visayas. They now work in yachts in Singapore, Australia, Spain, Switzerland, the United Kingdom and France, among others.

More than helping Filipinos land a job, Moran said hard-earned investments of their crew keep the company going.

“It feels good that our crew now have their own houses, have acquired properties like lots and resorts and have put up businesses for their families. It feels good to know that through Crew Asia we are able to help them improve their lives,” Moran said.

With the vision to deploy more Filipino crew worldwide, Moran said that they will be conducting an orientation for yachting to individuals who are interested to land a job in the yacht industry.

“There are over 4,000 mega yachts in the world and we want to place Filipino crew in each,” she said.

I was watching iba-balita of studio 23 last night and their topic was about RH bill where their guest was bishop Bishop Deogracias S. Iñiguez who is the Chairman of the Permanent Committee on Public Affairs (PCPA) of CBCP. According to Bishop Iñiguez, the church is against the RH Bill simply because it's not within the church teachings. According to Manila Archbishop Julio Cardinal Rosales that those people who are supporting the RH bill are morally lost.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2010, 09:49:39 AM
Bwahaha! Karon pa ko aning pulong nga "manchupaay". Basin diay daghan nang biktima ang kanahan diha pero naghilom-hilom lang... 

murag ungo ning tawhana ka di mangunay ug silingan bai hubs. 

kung ako ang papilion, both.

1. Eclipse
Length: 533 feet
Top speed: 25 knots
Total power: N/A

With a reported price tag of nearly $1.2 billion, the Eclipse is not only the largest yacht, but also the most expensive. The Eclipse is due to be delivered later this year to Russian Billionaire Roman Abramovich, who is known worldwide for big spending on everything from super yachts to England's Chelsea Football Club.

The Eclipse has two helicopter pads, 11 guest cabins, 2 swimming pools, exterior fireplace and a dance hall. The vessel is also equipped with intruder detection systems and a German-built missile defense system, while bullet-proof glass and armor plating in the master suite and bridge. Abramovich also made news in 2009 when he had an "anti-paparazzi" shield installed, which reportedly uses lasers to detect a camera and ruin any photographs taken by it with a flash of light.

The Eclipse also features a three-person submarine and can accommodate up to 30 guests and 75 crewmembers. Although much of the details of the ship have yet to be confirmed, estimates place the ship between 533 and 557 feet long. It was delivered for testing in September 2010 and is expected to be delivered to Abramovich before the end of the year.


2. Dubai
Length: 531 feet
Top speed: 26 knots
Total power: 38,500 hp

Although currently owned by Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, the ruler of the Emirate of Dubai, the yacht was originally commissioned by Prince Jefri Bolkiah of Brunei. The construction was originally delayed until 2001 when Sheik Mohammed bought out the project for a rumored $300 million.

The vessel includes luxurious interior designs, including fine fabrics and handmade mosaics, a dramatic spiral staircase with color-changing glass steps, numerous VIP and guest suites and 7 decks. She also has a mosaic swimming pool, several Jacuzzis and the helicopter pad can service a helicopter in excess of 10 tons. The Dubai has room for 115 people including crew and guest staff and boasts a range of 8,500 miles.

Sheik Mohammed has also been reportedly considering an extension to the Dubai, adding up to 8 feet in order to reclaim the title of world's largest. For now, however, it remains at the number 2 spot.


3. Al Said
Length: 508 feet
Top speed: 25 knots
Total power: 21,992 hp

Another royal super yacht makes the list, owned by the Sultan of Oman. The vessel features 6 decks and a concert room capable of accommodating a 50 piece orchestra. At its widest point, the ship measures nearly 79 feet across.

The Al Said was completed in 2008 and was designed by Espen Oeino International, which is the same company that designed Paul Allen's Octopus. The yacht can accommodate as many as 70 guests and up to 154 professional crewmembers.


4. Prince Abdulaziz
Length: 482 feet
Top speed: 22 knots
Total power: 15,600 hp

Owned by the Saudi Royal Family, the Prince Abdulaziz was the largest yacht built in the 20th century, first setting sail in 1984. The vessel is used by the Saudi Royal Family for both official business and personal voyages.

At its widest point, the Prince Abdulaziz measures 60 feet and has a superstructure and hull composed of steel. She can accommodate up to 64 guests and 65 crewmembers, carrying a gross tonnage of 5092 tons.


5. El Horriya
Length: 478 feet
Top speed: 16 knots
Total power: 19,550 hp

The fifth largest yacht in the world is also one of the oldest super yachts still in operation. El Horriya was originally built in London in 1865 for the King of Egypt and the length was extended in 1872 and in 1905 and last refitted in 1987.

The yacht is berthed out of Alexandria and is listed as a training ship by the Egyptian Navy, but it still has the capacity for carrying up to 160 crewmembers.


6. Al Salamah
Length: 457 feet
Top speed: 22 knots
Total power: 17,540 hp

The sixth largest yacht in the world is the Al Salamah, owned by Saudi Arabia's defense minister Prince Sultan bin Abdul Aziz. Built in Germany by HDW and Lurseen Yachts, much of the ship is kept secret, but it is believed to have over 80 rooms, a helipad and an indoor swimming pool with a glass roof.

During its construction it was code named "Mipos," standing for "Mission Impossible" because it was built after only 2 years and cost in excess of $200 million. She can accommodate up to 40 guests and 96 crewmembers and was last refitted in 2009, a decade after her first launch


7. Rising Sun
Length: 454 feet
Top speed: 28 knots
Total power: 48,920 hp

Owned jointly by Oracle founder Larry Ellison and media mogul David Geffen, the Rising Sun is rumored to have been commissioned by Ellison to eclipse Paul Allen’s Octopus in size. Built in 2004 and refitted in 2007, the vessel has accommodation for up to 16 guests and 45 crew members.

It is estimated that the yacht costs $13 million annually to maintain and cost in excess of $200 million to build. The Rising Sun has also become so popular that it has spawned its own fan site, YachtRisingSun.com, which features videos and postings related to the ship.


8. Savarona
Length: 446 feet
Top speed: 18 knots
Total power: 6,600 hp

Once the world’s largest yacht, the Savarona was built in 1931 and had a length that was certainly ahead of its time. Originally intended for Presidential use, the vessel is owned by Turkey but had been leased to a number of clients in recent years. However on September 30th 2010, the vessel was reverted back to the Turkish state after being involved in a prostitution scandal involving a Kazakh businessman.

The first yacht to be built by German-based Blohm and Voss, it cost $4 million to construct ($57 million in 2010 dollars) it is known for its 282 foot gold-trimmed grand staircase, as well as its library, swimming pool and Turkish bath.


9. Serene
Length: 440 feet
Top speed: N/A
Total power: N/A

Built by Fincantieri Yachts and designed by Monaco’s Espen Oeino designers, the Serene is set to launch in 2010 and is currently being outfitted, according to SuperYachtTimes.com. When completed, it will be the largest yacht ever to be built in Italy.

The yacht began construction in 2007 and is considered to be one of the most technologically advanced super yachts currently being built. It features seven decks, two helicopter landing platforms, storage for a large submarine and a large internal seawater pool.


10. Al Mirqab
Length: 437 feet
Top speed: 23 knots
Total power: 13,400 hp

At approximately 437 feet, the Al Miqab, is the 10th largest yacht in the world. Owned by Qatar’s Emir Hamad bin Jassim bin Jaber Al Thani, it was launched in 2008 and is estimated to value between $250 and $300 million. The vessel is considered one of the most beautiful in the world, awarded “Motor Yacht of The Year” and “Best Interior Design” at the World Super yacht Awards in 2009.

The Al Mirqab can accommodate up to 60 guests and 60 crew members and features a helicopter landing pad, a Jacuzzi on deck, a movie theater and an on-board elevator. With gross tonnage of 5511 tons, the hull is made of steel with an aluminum superstructure and is nearly 64 feet at its widest point. She sails under the flag of the Cayman Islands.