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When is the Right Time to Scream?
When you desperately want some ice cream...
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#69601
Question and Answer / Re: When is the Right Time to Scream?
January 15, 2011, 04:32:05 PMWhen you desperately want some ice cream...
#69602
LGU Philippines / Re: A Billion worth sea port in Valencia, Bohol
January 15, 2011, 04:29:28 PM
Oi, nganong wa man molutaw ang akong gi-post nga world's biggest lechon? Na hala, kining lechon de leche na lang...
#69603
Question and Answer / Re: How Many Underwears Do You Have?
January 15, 2011, 04:24:45 PMQuote from: Vistabel on January 15, 2011, 03:14:25 PM
-gidesigned kuno ang brief to reduce population. wearing brief, can be considered as a basic way of controlling birth kay para makuhakuhaan ang gana kay di man malalihok ang organ freely.
Makuhaan ang gana? Wa man lagi...
#69604
Question and Answer / Re: How Many Underwears Do You Have?
January 15, 2011, 04:23:21 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on November 14, 2010, 11:21:45 AM
i have too many puro made in honduras, nicaragua, india... pag palit diri tag 4.99 pila ra kaha tawon labor ani nila kada 100 pcs.
Dako diay kag gikatabang aning poor countries...
#69605
Question and Answer / Re: How Many Underwears Do You Have?
January 15, 2011, 04:21:58 PMQuote from: Vistabel on January 15, 2011, 03:14:25 PM
According to a certain survey ang pagsul-ob kuno ug Brief maoy # 1 hiningdan nganong daghan na karon mga Bana gibiyaan ug Asawa.
Bwahaha! Di ba kaha pud ang pagsul-ob og panty maoy # 1 nga hinungdan nganong daghang asawa nga gibiyaan og bana?
#69606
Question and Answer / Re: Where do we go after Death?
January 15, 2011, 04:19:34 PMQuote from: Vistabel on January 15, 2011, 03:04:27 PM
there will be no other place to go except the place where all human remains being buried.
kaya habang may lakas pa lakwatsa, huwag uubusin ang lakas sa pagtratrabaho lamang at lalong huwag buburohin ang sarili sa loob ng bahay lamang dahil pagtayo'y patay na, tiyak wala ng mapupuntahan pa.
Ang nakaporke pud sa perming lakwatsa kay delikado pud tang sayo matigbak...
#69607
Question and Answer / Re: Where do we go after Death?
January 15, 2011, 04:17:37 PMQuote from: Vistabel on January 15, 2011, 03:04:27 PM
there will be no other place to go except the place where all human remains being buried.
Dili diay ka motuo sa giingon nga life after death, Bay Vist?
#69608
Question and Answer / Re: Where do we go after Death?
January 15, 2011, 04:16:22 PMQuote from: bugsay on January 15, 2011, 02:38:03 PM
hehehe...hasta ang tigbantay sa pultahan wa kahibawo'g asa ibutang si bai Vito?
Speaking of whom, he he, asa na kaha to magtikawtikaw karon nga dugay na man tawong absent?
#69609
Corella - Bohol / Re: Need for Inventory of Tarsiers
January 15, 2011, 04:14:04 PMQuote from: zeffa on January 15, 2011, 02:17:07 PM
Hi there..Sorry cannot understand Bisaysa yet very well so not sure what you said..
We have stopped cutting the undergrowth etc and my wife wants me to put it back where it was found..I think I agree with her and will try to do this before nightfall to avoid to much stress in the animal..
Hope this is the right thing to do.
I don't really know much about tarsiers but, yes, they are known to be unable to bear close human contact are are said to be better left pretty much alone.
#69610
Corella - Bohol / Re: Need for Inventory of Tarsiers
January 15, 2011, 04:08:52 PMQuote from: zeffa on January 15, 2011, 01:11:10 PM
We are far from any houses and the highway is 500 meters from our place..It seems quite young and now Im thinking it might have its parents still in there where they found it..I have a feeling there maybe a small colony of them in there..Not sure if its best to just put it back there as it seems really healthy..
Hi Zeff. I feel, too, that a young and healthy specimen, under the circumstances, would indicate that there's a colony of tarsiers near your place. Now, that's something!
#69611
Corella - Bohol / Re: Need for Inventory of Tarsiers
January 15, 2011, 02:16:42 PMQuote from: bugsay on January 15, 2011, 02:13:13 PM
naa'y usa diri's China...iapil pag ihap..
Post a picture for proper identification...
#69612
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Real Tattoo For Bald Men
January 15, 2011, 02:14:45 PM
Hypnotic eyes...
#69613
LGU Philippines / Re: A Billion worth sea port in Valencia, Bohol
January 15, 2011, 02:11:07 PM
He he, niay akong ihatag nga litson sa mga mamistahay...
The World's Biggest Lechon
The World's Biggest Lechon
#69614
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Ang Angkla
January 15, 2011, 02:03:14 PMQuote from: bugsay on January 15, 2011, 01:40:10 PM
di ra tawon ko diri...nagpaka-paka ang makabungog nga inamang...
He he, sipa bitaw kaayo ang kahilom...
#69615
Science and Research / Neanderthals were more like us than previously thought
January 15, 2011, 01:18:12 PM
By Pallab Ghosh
Science correspondent, BBC News
27 December 2010
Hunter, gatherer, vegetarian masterchef? Neanderthals cooked and ate plants and vegetables, a new study of Neanderthal remains reveals.
Researchers in the US have found grains of cooked plant material in the teeth of the remains.
The study is the first to confirm that the Neanderthal diet was not confined to meat and was more sophisticated than previously thought.
The research has been published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
The popular image of Neanderthals as great meat eaters is one that has up until now been backed by some circumstantial evidence. Chemical analysis of their bones suggested they ate little or no vegetables.
This perceived reliance on meat had been put forward by some as one of the reasons these humans become extinct as large animals such as mammoths declined.
But a new analysis of Neanderthal remains from across the world has found direct evidence that contradicts the chemical studies. Researchers found fossilised grains of vegetable material in their teeth and some of it was cooked.
Professor Alison Brooks, from George Washington University, told BBC News: "We have found pollen grains in Neanderthal sites before but you never know whether they were eating the plant or sleeping on them or what.
"But here we have a case where a little bit of the plant is in the mouth so we know that the Neanderthals were consuming the food."
This study is the latest to suggest that, far from being brutish savages, Neanderthals were more like us than we previously thought.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12071424
Science correspondent, BBC News
27 December 2010
Hunter, gatherer, vegetarian masterchef? Neanderthals cooked and ate plants and vegetables, a new study of Neanderthal remains reveals.
Researchers in the US have found grains of cooked plant material in the teeth of the remains.
The study is the first to confirm that the Neanderthal diet was not confined to meat and was more sophisticated than previously thought.
The research has been published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
The popular image of Neanderthals as great meat eaters is one that has up until now been backed by some circumstantial evidence. Chemical analysis of their bones suggested they ate little or no vegetables.
This perceived reliance on meat had been put forward by some as one of the reasons these humans become extinct as large animals such as mammoths declined.
But a new analysis of Neanderthal remains from across the world has found direct evidence that contradicts the chemical studies. Researchers found fossilised grains of vegetable material in their teeth and some of it was cooked.
Professor Alison Brooks, from George Washington University, told BBC News: "We have found pollen grains in Neanderthal sites before but you never know whether they were eating the plant or sleeping on them or what.
"But here we have a case where a little bit of the plant is in the mouth so we know that the Neanderthals were consuming the food."
This study is the latest to suggest that, far from being brutish savages, Neanderthals were more like us than we previously thought.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12071424
#69616
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Real Tattoo For Bald Men
January 15, 2011, 09:21:39 AM
He he, ajaw kataw-i ning opawa kay isog jamo...
#69618
Weird and Extreme / Necrophilia
January 15, 2011, 08:47:13 AM
Necrophilia
by Stephen J. Hucker, MB, BS, FRCP(C), FRCPsych
Necrophilia can best be described as sexual arousal stimulated by a dead body. The stimulation can be either in the form of fantasies or actual physical sexual contact with the corpse.
Legends with necrophilic themes are common throughout history and the concept of sexual interference with the dead has been known and abhorred since the ancient Egyptians, as noted by Herodotus (484 BCE -425 BC approx):
"When the wife of a distinguished man dies, or any woman who happens to be beautiful or well known, her body is not given to the embalmers immediately, but only after the lapse of three or four days. This is a precautionary measure to prevent the embalmers from violating her corpse, a thing which is actually said to have happened in the case of a woman who had just died." (de Selincourt, translation, 1972, p.161)
Official Criteria:
The DSM-IV-TR criteria for necrophilia are the presence, over a period of at least six months, of recurrent and intense urges and sexually arousing fantasies involving corpses which are either acted upon or have been markedly distressing.
Manifestation:
There is a broad spectrum of necrophilic behaviours, ranging from fantasies alone to murder for the sake of procuring a dead body. Experts have subcategorized the paraphilia according to where it falls on that spectrum.
"Necrophilic fantasies" of corpses, never acted upon, still fall within the scope of necrophilia and some authors have categorized this as a "neurotic equivalent" to necrophilia.
"Pseudonecrophilia" describes isolated incidents where the sexual contact with the corpse may happen without pre-existing fantasies or desire to have sexual contact with the body.
Even in its truest form, necrophilia can be quite varied, ranging from simply being in the presence of a corpse to kissing, fondling or performing sexual intercourse or cunnilingus on the body.
The presence of other paraphilias or personality disorders, however, can manifest in more grotesque or sadistic elements such as mutilation of the corpse, drinking the blood or urine, or homicide ("necrophilic homicide" or "necrosadism"). The latter is the most disturbing end of the spectrum.
Although the act of murder itself may generate the subsequent sexual frenzy, research has determined an alarming rate of homicide in order to obtain a body for subsequent sexual violation. Rosman and Resnick (1988) found that 42% of their study sample of necrophiles had murdered in order to obtain a body. Researchers have determined, however, that sadism itself is not usually an intrinsic characteristic of true necrophilia. (Rosman & Resnick, 1988)
In all cases, there is undoubtedly sexual preference for a corpse rather than a living woman. When no other act of cruelty - cutting into pieces etc., - is practiced on the corpse, it is probable that the lifeless condition itself, forms the stimulus for the perverse individual. It is possible that the corpse - a human form absolutely without will - satisfies an abnormal desire, in that the object of desire is seen to be capable of absolute subjugation, without possibility of resistance. (Kraft-Ebing, 1886)
http://www.forensicpsychiatry.ca/paraphilia/necro.htm
by Stephen J. Hucker, MB, BS, FRCP(C), FRCPsych
Necrophilia can best be described as sexual arousal stimulated by a dead body. The stimulation can be either in the form of fantasies or actual physical sexual contact with the corpse.
Legends with necrophilic themes are common throughout history and the concept of sexual interference with the dead has been known and abhorred since the ancient Egyptians, as noted by Herodotus (484 BCE -425 BC approx):
"When the wife of a distinguished man dies, or any woman who happens to be beautiful or well known, her body is not given to the embalmers immediately, but only after the lapse of three or four days. This is a precautionary measure to prevent the embalmers from violating her corpse, a thing which is actually said to have happened in the case of a woman who had just died." (de Selincourt, translation, 1972, p.161)
Official Criteria:
The DSM-IV-TR criteria for necrophilia are the presence, over a period of at least six months, of recurrent and intense urges and sexually arousing fantasies involving corpses which are either acted upon or have been markedly distressing.
Manifestation:
There is a broad spectrum of necrophilic behaviours, ranging from fantasies alone to murder for the sake of procuring a dead body. Experts have subcategorized the paraphilia according to where it falls on that spectrum.
"Necrophilic fantasies" of corpses, never acted upon, still fall within the scope of necrophilia and some authors have categorized this as a "neurotic equivalent" to necrophilia.
"Pseudonecrophilia" describes isolated incidents where the sexual contact with the corpse may happen without pre-existing fantasies or desire to have sexual contact with the body.
Even in its truest form, necrophilia can be quite varied, ranging from simply being in the presence of a corpse to kissing, fondling or performing sexual intercourse or cunnilingus on the body.
The presence of other paraphilias or personality disorders, however, can manifest in more grotesque or sadistic elements such as mutilation of the corpse, drinking the blood or urine, or homicide ("necrophilic homicide" or "necrosadism"). The latter is the most disturbing end of the spectrum.
Although the act of murder itself may generate the subsequent sexual frenzy, research has determined an alarming rate of homicide in order to obtain a body for subsequent sexual violation. Rosman and Resnick (1988) found that 42% of their study sample of necrophiles had murdered in order to obtain a body. Researchers have determined, however, that sadism itself is not usually an intrinsic characteristic of true necrophilia. (Rosman & Resnick, 1988)
In all cases, there is undoubtedly sexual preference for a corpse rather than a living woman. When no other act of cruelty - cutting into pieces etc., - is practiced on the corpse, it is probable that the lifeless condition itself, forms the stimulus for the perverse individual. It is possible that the corpse - a human form absolutely without will - satisfies an abnormal desire, in that the object of desire is seen to be capable of absolute subjugation, without possibility of resistance. (Kraft-Ebing, 1886)
http://www.forensicpsychiatry.ca/paraphilia/necro.htm
#69619
Weird and Extreme / Re: New York Jail Scandal
January 15, 2011, 08:40:37 AMQuote from: statesville on January 15, 2011, 03:07:26 AM
, uy ngano man gyud nga dinha man dapita gipaak?
wala diay siya magpurol? naunsa bah....
Nagtuo tingali ang ilaga nga ilaga pud ang iyang gibugno...
#69620
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Taas Ka Ba ug Utong?
January 15, 2011, 08:36:54 AMQuote from: statesville on January 15, 2011, 02:25:52 AM
dili, mahadlok man ko nga malumos
Naay dugay kaayong moutong kon mohilak unya mahadlok tang magtan-aw kay morag di na kabawi, kuyaw nga mabugtoag ugat...
#69621
Question and Answer / Re: why would relationship always end to sadness?
January 15, 2011, 08:29:58 AM
#69622
Question and Answer / Re: Are Boholanos arrogant, how true?
January 15, 2011, 08:13:41 AMQuote from: Vistabel on January 15, 2011, 04:55:54 AM
some of my friends from northern Philippines ang sabi pa, bakit ang mga Boholanos arrogante? marami na daw silang nakasama noon sa trabaho ganon daw ang ugali ng mga Bohlanos
sa aho lang pud na obserbahan murag tinuod sab, ija-ija aho-aho...diha bitaw pud koy nakauban sa trabaho taga Garcia Hernandez gamayng tao pero ang mga six footer diri daug pa sa tingog singhag-sihagan lang taga diri ako lay mahadlok kong batokan sya mopilit unya sa yuta...hehehehe
Kabahin sa arrogance, ang akoa pud nga nadunggan kay sagad sa mga putot hambogero.
(Sureness ko nga dili ni tinuod kay ako lang daan, 5 ft. ra tawon pero modest man lagi jamo...)
#69623
Question and Answer / Re: Does admirable beauty gives financial and emotional comfort to someone has it?
January 15, 2011, 08:07:12 AM
Daghan baya pud ang gwapa nga dili santa, unya makalingaw jud pud kaayo...
#69624
Question and Answer / Re: can insanity bring on more creativity?
January 15, 2011, 08:00:48 AM
Daghang artist nga nalisoan, pero mas daghan ang nalisoan nga dili artist...
#69625
Question and Answer / Re: Is the Winner Worse Than the Loser?
January 15, 2011, 07:57:07 AMQuote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 15, 2011, 04:43:01 AM
KINSA ba ninyo dinhi ang membro sa ABBA?
He he, unsa man ning klaseha sa ABBA, Bay BQN?
#69626
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Dog Acting as Janitor
January 15, 2011, 07:53:19 AM
He he, kini tingali nga trained dog, hasta tubol sa tag-iya hiposon pud...
#69627
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: World's Most Amazing Toilet Bowl
January 15, 2011, 07:49:06 AMQuote from: statesville on January 15, 2011, 02:43:23 AM
kalooy sa goldfish..maflush sa inidoro
pero unsay lami sa fruit shake sagolan ug goldfish?
Ang fruit shake nga goldfish flavor maoy ipakaon sa bwisita...
#69628
Question and Answer / Re: Aduna Ka Bay Pagmahay ni Santa?
January 15, 2011, 01:37:21 AM
Tsk, tsk, tsk...
#69629
Australia and Pacific Islands / Re: Flood in Australia Getting Worse
January 15, 2011, 01:18:16 AMQuote from: statesville on January 15, 2011, 01:12:57 AM
naapil to ug lutaw ang mga sigbin...unless nakalukso ngadto sa bungtod
Kahibawo man ni sila nga paingon magbaha, mao nga wa pa gani mobalhin na sila sa taas nga dapit...
#69631
Love Talk / Re: What does it mean to you to allow another person to fully love you?
January 15, 2011, 01:04:09 AMQuote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 12, 2011, 04:08:22 PM
What does it mean to you to allow another person to fully love you?
Means you have nothing to hide...or nothing to lose.
#69632
Question and Answer / Re: Is the Winner Worse Than the Loser?
January 15, 2011, 12:57:19 AMQuote from: Vistabel on January 12, 2011, 08:54:59 PM
is this enough reason to say that Loser has always better judgement than the Winner because losers are still attempting to justify the biased nature that sometimes it leads to a violence reaction.
I really don't understand this question, but somehow it reminds me of what Socrates said about the wife: If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
#69633
Question and Answer / Re: why would relationship always end to sadness?
January 15, 2011, 12:53:18 AMQuote from: Vistabel on January 14, 2011, 09:21:29 PM
would relationship always end to sadness?
Of course. As long as the relationship has not yet reached the point of sadness--with a capital S--it has not yet ended.
#69634
Love Talk / Re: Do you think fairy tales influence our choice of a partner?
January 15, 2011, 12:46:32 AMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 02:08:06 PM
naa sad koy kaila... maayong tawo, no problem. mahinumdom lang kog baki. no problem gihapon. wa gyod hinoon siya ma-prinsipe hangtod karon. kay nataktak na man iyang buhok, ang transformation is from frog to tadpole.
Hmm. Not from frog to bat?
#69636
Question and Answer / Re: Aduna Ka Bay Pagmahay ni Santa?
January 15, 2011, 12:35:22 AMQuote from: Vistabel on January 15, 2011, 12:12:49 AM
unang una wako kakita / kaila nya, busa, Wala.
Hmm. Sama nga wa kay pagmahay ni Satanas?
#69637
Photos Unlimited / Re: Milky Skinned Chinese Lady
January 14, 2011, 11:25:12 PMQuote from: bugsay on January 14, 2011, 11:05:47 PM
sama sa nagtukaw nga sulogoon...
napulo ka kandila ang gi bawon
ug sa pagpangligdas sa kilumkilum
naggunit gihapon nga puno sa pahiyom.
Mga kandila nga sa lain nga pagkahubit
Duha kuno ka sipi sa saging nga gibitbit
Nga andam mosawo sa tam-is nga gimbuhaton
Nga ipahamtang sa diha sa perikong patolon...
#69638
Question and Answer / Re: Does admirable beauty gives financial and emotional comfort to someone has it?
January 14, 2011, 11:04:04 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 10:05:20 PM
apologies well taken. this broad forehead understands...
He he, pasalamat ko sa imo komento...
#69639
Question and Answer / Re: why would relationship always end to sadness?
January 14, 2011, 10:57:21 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 10:41:10 PM
so do bad things come to an end, too.
They do? Aliluya!
#69640
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: Tabangi ko paghinumdom kon diin nako ni nakuha nga picture...
January 14, 2011, 10:55:37 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 10:36:40 PM
aw, ikaw man kaha... sureness gyod ko that you were standing on your feet.
What impinged upon my sole, aye, there's the rub...
#69641
Jokes and Humor / Re: Dramatic Cat
January 14, 2011, 10:48:54 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 10:11:47 PM
envy not, peasants! time and again these royals were transformed into victuals; they never suffered you to meet the same fate. thank your heathen gods, thusly.
Victuals? Fie, fie! What barbarians! O Tempora! O Mores!
#69642
Photos Unlimited / Re: Milky Skinned Chinese Lady
January 14, 2011, 10:45:58 PMQuote from: bugsay on January 14, 2011, 10:36:16 PM
wa'y kumo sa taas ug pasensya....hahaha
Kon dugay maupos ang imong kandila
Hayan nga makaambit ka sa himaya...
#69643
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Kinatas-ang liston sa tibuok kalibotan...
January 14, 2011, 10:37:33 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 10:25:04 PM
by the way, unsa may tawag sa gisul-ob sa ilawom ani? medyas o brief?
He he, ang gisul-ob ni Inday sa ilawom kay liston gihapon...
#69644
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Kinatas-ang liston sa tibuok kalibotan...
January 14, 2011, 10:36:23 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 10:25:04 PM
ayaw na lang mo pagguntinganay, day, doy. pagsugod na lang mog praktis nga maglimpiya-bota kay dugay-dugay ug taas-taas ning sapatosa limpiyohan. kalas pa gyod ug biton.
He he, dili man tawon ni panit nga sapatos, oi.
#69645
Photos Unlimited / Re: Milky Skinned Chinese Lady
January 14, 2011, 10:33:39 PM
Niay laing silingan nga gikugihan ni Bay Bugsay paghuwat sa moment of truth...
#69646
Photos Unlimited / Re: Milky Skinned Chinese Lady
January 14, 2011, 10:31:53 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 10:18:31 PM
akong tagnaon giunsa ni bai bugs pagpangamuyo... niboluntaryo siya nga maoy moyabo sa orinola...
But before that, hayan nga niboluntaryo siya nga maoy mosawod sa igyayabo...
#69647
Photos Unlimited / Re: Milky Skinned Chinese Lady
January 14, 2011, 10:30:14 PMQuote from: bugsay on January 14, 2011, 10:19:54 PM
timing lang to nga nigingi ang sawog nga kawayan...
He he, ang makatayming mao kadtong makanunayon sa pagbantay...
#69648
Question and Answer / Re: why would relationship always end to sadness?
January 14, 2011, 10:28:25 PMQuote from: Vistabel on January 14, 2011, 10:19:38 PM
Oo ug dili ang akong answers bai heheheehe..
bisan sa dili kinawat-kawat mao gihapon ang ending.
Hmm, maybe it's because, as they say, all good things must come to an end...
#69649
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: Tabangi ko paghinumdom kon diin nako ni nakuha nga picture...
January 14, 2011, 10:26:15 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 10:16:21 PM
kun wa ka mahinumdom, basin bayag di diay ikaw ang nagkuha ani nga picture...
Ako, oi. I remember taking the picture. What I don't remember is where I was standing then...
#69650
Poems and Poets / Re: When I Was No Bigger Than A Huge By Jose Garcia Villa
January 14, 2011, 10:24:26 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 09:55:39 PM
was ist das? i thought silence means yes.
Ach! Entschuldigung! "Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen."
#69651
Photos Unlimited / Re: Milky Skinned Chinese Lady
January 14, 2011, 10:08:18 PMQuote from: bugsay on January 14, 2011, 09:56:21 PM
..mao man ni ang nakita nako sa banggerahan sa among silingan...
He he, morag wa tingali ka magmakuli pagtanyag sa imong pahinungod...
#69652
Question and Answer / Re: Does admirable beauty gives financial and emotional comfort to someone has it?
January 14, 2011, 09:56:03 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 09:49:43 PM
hehe, wa gyod ka g? way bol-anon nga apikeg nawong!
Oops, sorry. My bad. I have the tendency to be a bit too broad in my definiton of "Bol-anon"...
#69653
Photos Unlimited / Re: Milky Skinned Chinese Lady
January 14, 2011, 09:50:28 PM
Hmm. It appears that her lineage can be traced back to the Chin Dynasty.
#69654
Poems and Poets / Re: When I Was No Bigger Than A Huge By Jose Garcia Villa
January 14, 2011, 09:44:08 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 09:38:46 PM
i'll be different this time. i'll keep quiet.
By all means keep you Villa fanhood, Ms. Isle.
#69655
Question and Answer / Re: Does admirable beauty gives financial and emotional comfort to someone has it?
January 14, 2011, 09:42:07 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 01:10:58 PM
apikeg utok tinabunan ug apikeg nawong gipatapot ug luag nga tornilyo. sure ko di ni siya bol-anon.
Ngano man, tungod kay kon Bol-anon hugot ang pagkatapot sa utok ug nawong?
#69656
Question and Answer / Re: why would relationship always end to sadness?
January 14, 2011, 09:37:37 PM
Hmm. Kinawat-kawat nga relasyon ba ang imong buot ipasabot, Bay Vist?
#69657
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Doorknob For Women's Room
January 14, 2011, 09:33:00 PMQuote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 14, 2011, 09:23:37 PM
Dili man makita nako ang picture, Bay Hubag.
Oi, mao ba? Niay same picture (mas dako, he he) from another website...
Unsa man, makita na?
#69658
General Topic / Re: Too Good To Be True
January 14, 2011, 09:23:23 PMQuote from: Scarb on August 15, 2010, 03:43:48 AM
Daghan patoo sa atoa pero daghan pod quack doktor nga nakaayo..case to case basis
Mao ba? Hmm... Kon naay quack doctor, naa ba pud kahay croak doctor?
#69659
World Daily News / Re: Man shocked to find half a lizard in can of baked beans from Dubai store
January 14, 2011, 09:20:06 PMQuote from: statesville on December 08, 2010, 06:03:44 AM
unsa kahay lami anang lizard basin morag bolinaw...
Parehas ra ba pud nga medyo transparent...
#69660
Jokes and Humor / Re: Dramatic Cat
January 14, 2011, 09:06:53 PMQuote from: islander on November 21, 2010, 07:26:02 PM
hehehe, in my kingdom there are a lot of claws. wa ray powers kay gipanghinguk-an. sayang. kamrasunon ra ba unta ni si bai hubag ug bai bugsay kay taking the abilities of my irings in vain, ajeje.
Conceding their royalty status and our peasant envy withal...
#69662
Family & Parenting / Re: Should a Wedding Be Expensive?
January 14, 2011, 08:44:47 PMQuote from: chicogon on January 14, 2011, 02:47:01 AM
Dunay "Escalator Clause" isip usa ka contract
Naa puy "Elevator Clause"?
#69663
Photos Unlimited / Re: Milky Skinned Chinese Lady
January 14, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Milky skinned Chinese lady. Milky then kept skin as souvenir.
#69664
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Shaved Pussy
January 14, 2011, 08:35:25 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 06:27:13 PM
the owner went to great lengths to transform the cat to his likeness.
Hmm. The cat being a metaphor of his pursuit of happiness?
#69665
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Doorknob For Women's Room
January 14, 2011, 08:31:40 PM
Na hala, kini na lang pud ang faucet for women's toilet...
#69666
Poems and Poets / Re: When I Was No Bigger Than A Huge By Jose Garcia Villa
January 14, 2011, 08:25:25 PM
Pointless pointillism, egregious egoism, self-abuse of the highest order...
#69667
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: World's Most Amazing Toilet Bowl
January 14, 2011, 08:14:32 PM
Next step: goldfish in a blender...
#69668
Bohol Latest News / Re: Bohol Can Supply the Global Market
January 14, 2011, 08:06:26 PMQuote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 14, 2011, 05:01:58 PM
BANGON has been coordinating community development and has adopted focused area approach system to maximize resources and create bigger project impacts on scale, Roslinda explained.
Wow! I just love goobledygook...
#69669
Health and Food / Re: Nata De Coco: Philippine Made
January 14, 2011, 08:00:40 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 06:29:13 PM
...which brings us back to my request that you please post the process of making a nata starter.
Just to give you an idea...
#69670
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Dog Acting as Janitor
January 14, 2011, 07:40:40 PM
Mao ni klarong trained dog, kahibawong mohipos sa kaugalingong hugaw...
#69671
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Kinatas-ang liston sa tibuok kalibotan...
January 14, 2011, 07:33:21 PMQuote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 14, 2011, 07:24:46 PM
Motubag pud ang naghinam-hinam nga ulitawo: "Naa kay gunting diha, Day? Sakit na kaayo akong pus-on"
Bwahaha! Basin maglagot ang chick kay gusto lagi untag paigot. Pastilan kon ang itubag kay, "Saba diha! Guntingon hinuon nako nang imoha, wagtang jud nag sakit sa imong pus-on."
#69672
Philippine Provinces / Re: Clean Cebu City
January 14, 2011, 07:27:50 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 06:16:48 PM
ugh! sorry. is splitting words just as tempting?
Just as tempting but not half as sinful...
#69673
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Kinatas-ang liston sa tibuok kalibotan...
January 14, 2011, 07:12:32 PM
He he, I can imagine nga mao ni gisul-ob sa chick nga akong gihatod sa ilaha unya moingon siya, "Tabangi kog hubo sa akong sapatos, bi."
#69674
Love Talk / Re: Do you think fairy tales influence our choice of a partner?
January 14, 2011, 07:01:38 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 06:24:20 PM
kinsa man na si benjamin buttoy? hybrid ni benelynne ug hubag?
Oops, ajaw iapil si Bay Ben sa imong jaga-jaga...
#69675
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Considered Assassinated
January 14, 2011, 06:59:42 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 06:34:11 PM
kun ang tanso tagalog diay sa bronse, bronse diay ang ipasabot sa peke kay kahinumdom ko naay moingon sa una nga di man na tinuod nga kuwarta, tanso man na...
Tanso in this sense means something like fake gold, I guess. Or perhaps some gold-like metal with very little gold content? Bronze or brass could very well look like gold. Tumbaga, which I guess is kind of equivalent to tanso, could refer to copper alloys in general. However, tumbaga does not have the connotation of cheap metal or poor substitute (for gold) or outright fake, as it apparently has in Tagalog.
#69676
Product Reviews / Re: I Love Cafe Puro
January 14, 2011, 06:38:39 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 06:21:18 PM
hahaha! kaingon nakog ang baterol kadtong gunitan nga maoy ikutaw o ituyok-tuyok aron malanay ug mohagkot ang sikwate, dili ang sudlanan.
Hmm, metonymy?
#69677
Product Reviews / Re: 555 Sardines vs Young's Town
January 14, 2011, 06:34:21 PMQuote from: taga tigbao on January 14, 2011, 05:48:57 PM
Dili ba anghit ning Ligo? Ang Young's Town kay menos man ang anghit.
Ligo sardines nga caldereta flavor tingali to, Bay Tigs...
#69679
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Considered Assassinated
January 14, 2011, 06:28:25 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 06:10:31 PM
thanks for the new vocabulary, bai hubs. unsa man diay nang tanso?
Di ba tanso ang Tagalog sa bronse, unya tanso pud ang Hinapon sa pomada?
(Sorry, corny, he he...
)
#69680
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Shaved Pussy
January 14, 2011, 06:25:35 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 06:18:14 PM
no wonder he is as hairless as his cat.
The owner and the cat are both evil creatures?
#69681
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Kinatas-ang liston sa tibuok kalibotan...
January 14, 2011, 06:22:17 PM
#69682
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: nagyampungad...
January 14, 2011, 05:55:21 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on December 10, 2010, 08:06:48 AM
kinsa pa man diay nga APYOGON man ka kaajo?
Quote from: glacier_71 on December 11, 2010, 05:13:09 AM
hahahaha...kanus-a man ko niingon tawn?
Kon apyogon, hapyod ray kuwang...
#69683
Product Reviews / Re: 555 Sardines vs Young's Town
January 14, 2011, 05:30:49 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 12:45:06 AM
i prefer ligo. its tomato sauce is thicker.
Di ba diay mas lami ang Saba?
#69684
LGU Philippines / Re: Face of Gloria Arroyo Downgraded in New 200 Peso Philippine Money
January 14, 2011, 05:23:18 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 01:16:19 PM
shy man kuno ang tarsier...
Unya ang dili tarsier, shy man durugas?
#69685
LGU Philippines / Re: Aquino criticized for buying luxury sportscar
January 14, 2011, 05:19:22 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 12:48:47 PM
hahaha! maayo na lang gani kay way nireklamo nganong pa-girlfriend-girlfriend pa siya nga daghan ra bag pobre sa pilipinas.
Wa na jud, reductio ad aquinum na hinuon...
#69686
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Shaved Pussy
January 14, 2011, 03:19:19 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 12:54:54 PM
kalami opawan sa mga tag-iya ani. animal rights groups, where are you?
Oops, careful, the cats' owner, below, is an evil man...
#69687
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Considered Assassinated
January 14, 2011, 03:13:55 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 01:18:58 PM
di ba diay bisaya nang tanso? kana bang morag tingga... sakto ba ko? balik na lang ko sa regular nga kaha de yero oy. o kaha deniro na lang ba kaha, morag igsu ni robert deniro.
Di ba bronse (Sp. bronce) ang atong tawag ani nga metal?
Kanang tingga (Sp. plomo), lead man tingali na. Incidentally, as a kid I heard "plomo" used for "tingga", which I guess is both Bisaya ang Tagalog.A native word, "tumbaga"--which I bet you haven't heard in all of your Chinese life--could very well be taken to mean "bronze".
#69688
Philippine Provinces / Re: Clean Cebu City
January 14, 2011, 02:45:31 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 01:25:23 PM
ang 'occasion for sin' ang akong gi-hate. as for the sinners, there were just too many of them, too faceless in the midst of many faces as to be recognizable. lisod ilhan ang usa ka sinner in a mob crazed with sin.
Careful! Hairsplitting is an occasion for sin...
#69689
Product Reviews / Re: I Love Cafe Puro
January 14, 2011, 02:43:40 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 01:54:32 PM
unsa man diay tuod ang imong tig-inom sa bata ka pa? fresh milk direct from the kabaw?
Sikwate straight from the baterol...
#69690
Product Reviews / Re: I Love Cafe Puro
January 14, 2011, 02:40:49 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 01:50:46 PM
three cheers for our height!
Hmm, missing some erstwhile head of state?
#69691
Love Talk / Re: Do you think fairy tales influence our choice of a partner?
January 14, 2011, 02:38:22 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 02:08:06 PM
naa sad koy kaila... maayong tawo, no problem. mahinumdom lang kog baki. no problem gihapon. wa gyod hinoon siya ma-prinsipe hangtod karon. kay nataktak na man iyang buhok, ang transformation is from frog to tadpole.
Ah, some kind of curious case, eh?
(As in, The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttoy?
)
#69692
Love Talk / Re: Do you think fairy tales influence our choice of a partner?
January 14, 2011, 02:35:25 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 02:03:09 PM
hahaha! paskang...
morag di lang makaako si bai hubag ug tug-an nga ang beauty nahimo nang beast.
Hampasabol, kay matod pa,
"What is lovely never dies,
But passes into other loveliness..."
#69693
Photos Unlimited / Re: Deadly Beauty
January 14, 2011, 02:32:26 PMQuote from: ern5johnson on January 14, 2011, 02:06:54 PM
How about this?
Unsa man nang object sa lower left? Kuko sa ukoy?
#69694
Health and Food / Re: Nata De Coco: Philippine Made
January 14, 2011, 02:28:42 PMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 01:01:33 PM
i can experiment. and i can fail and try again. i don't want to be dependent on someone else's nata starter, which seems not readily available in the market. surely, because it's a starter, someone must have started it...
Well, if you have much time in your hands, great strength in your arms and oodles of money in the bank, go ahead, my dear...
#69695
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Hairless and Tattooed Pussy
January 14, 2011, 12:25:20 PM
She's wrinkly, too.
#69697
LGU Philippines / Re: Aquino criticized for buying luxury sportscar
January 14, 2011, 12:20:28 PM
Maoy gidangat. Naapil na hinuon sa estorya ang kang Noynoy nga love life...
#69698
Jokes and Humor / Re: Crime Scene Toilet Paper
January 14, 2011, 10:29:50 AMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 01:45:03 AM
asa man ni paliton?
Mao ni ang website: http://www.stupid.com/
Naa kay daghang mapalit didto...
#69699
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Shaved Pussy
January 14, 2011, 10:26:23 AMQuote from: taga tigbao on January 14, 2011, 10:00:39 AM
Di ko molili sa Bay Hubs kay basin mabojinggitan ko. UNja nang gabii. Hahaha
Sigi, andami jud...
#69700
Health and Food / Re: Nata De Coco: Philippine Made
January 14, 2011, 10:16:35 AMQuote from: islander on January 14, 2011, 12:00:31 AM
thanks, bai hubs. i've always been curious about the how-to of nata de coco. now i can try this. let's say i have no access to the source of nata starter. how about posting how we can make our own homemade nata starter?
Hmm. Palit na lang. You are likely to waste a lot of time, effort and money by experimenting on how to make good enough nata starter...
By the way, you might wish to try nata de kalabasa also...
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