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Quote from: Scarb on January 17, 2011, 10:36:07 PM
whahaha na nosebleed ko ky driven by brother Angelito ..unja na clean shot si Angelita? estoryahee!

He he, maayong pagka-ambush sa estorya. Haskang lingawa pud tingali sa namusil samtang nagbasa ani...

Quote from: islander on January 17, 2011, 10:31:51 PM
as for the hapless congressman (an unknown, until his tirade was publicized), it looks like he's getting as much as he gave.  and he's supposed to represent volunteer educators?  how can he educate well if he's a boor?  what a way to diminish the meaning of "volunteer" and "educator" with a few words.  i wonder how he treats his own wife...   

Based on his pronouncements, it's quite obvious that he makes much of his being congressman... 

Quote from: Scarb on January 17, 2011, 10:25:15 PM
sa buhi pa sya ug nag drive ANGELITO,ug sa dihang gi ambush ug napatay sya..ANGELITA na sya? hakhikhek§

Uy, he he, maajo jamong mohinguto si Special Agent Scarb. Di ba kaha tawon ni sija gikan nga gi-ambush og snowman...

Quote from: fdaray on January 17, 2011, 03:28:18 PM
English is a crazy language with a crazy poem.
                     A youth
               
                       Oh thin youth
                       Sailing in the bay lot
                       Singing the bee song
                       Moving the low boat
                       A youth here
                       A youth there
                       A youth anywhere
                        How wonderful
                         Being a youth.

Crazy language jud tinuod kay wa ko kasabot sa poem. Unsay "bee song"? Mokanta ba diay ang bujog? 

Quote from: islander on January 17, 2011, 10:15:51 PM
nganong naa na may mga killers sa bohol nga ingon ani, some of whom even manage to cut cleanly?    

Hmm. Maybe the supposed peacekeepers there are viewed as inutile? 

Quote from: islander on January 17, 2011, 10:03:49 PM
manual diay gyod.  when kaha ning sapatosa ma-motorized?

Naa na bayay motorized shoes...

Quote from: glacier_71 on January 17, 2011, 09:45:44 PM
  mao ni iyang unang papel isip magbabalaod ron...managang aning kasoha.

Nangayo nag pasaylo ang kanahan. Ambot kahag gidawat ba...

by Perry Diaz

At the Philippine Constitutional Convention in 1934, a  tall and handsome young man presented his credentials as the elected representative from the province of Cebu.  No big deal, he was just one of several hundred delegates. However, what intrigued his fellow delegates was his claim that he had power to heal the sick. To restrain the boastful pretender from making any embarrassing display of his imagined prowess, his peers appointed him as the Official Time Keeper and seated him next to a large clock.  He took his assignment seriously and attended every session.  He made sure nobody exceeded his allotted time.  His role kept him so busy that he did not even have the time to participate in the debates. 

Hilario Camino Moncado was born in 1898 at the height of the Philippine Independence movement.  A gifted person, he graduated at the age of nine at the India College of Mystery and Psychics.  In 1914, when he was 15 years old, Moncado went to Hawaii and joined the growing number of Filipino migrant workers in the sugar and pineapple fields of Hawaii.  He didn't stay too long in Hawaii and moved to the US mainland in the early 1920's.  By 1925, Moncado had built a large number of followers and he organized them into the Filipino Federation of America (FFA), a mutual-aid organization.  Under the leadership of the charismatic Moncado, FFA evolved into a messianic movement.  He had followers in the Philippines, mainly in Cebu, and the US.   


more at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BALITA-USA/message/457

Quote from: GlennHFedele on January 17, 2011, 07:28:12 PM
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Unsa man ning mga sapatosa, automatic or manual? 

Pickles, my favorite! 

Perfect Pair

Moncado (center) in Berlin in 1931.

I think the trick here is in the preparation of the dough and then in the actual frying...

The congressman and the flight attendant...

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 17, 2011, 07:01:12 PM
The Philippine Airlines (PAL) flight attendant who was called a “menopausal bitch” by Representative Eulogio Magsaysay of Alliance of Volunteer Educators party-list has filed a complaint before the ethics committee against the lawmaker on Monday.

"Menopausal bitch"? Below the belt ra pud jamo ni nga epithet... 

Niay usa ka simple nga recipe sa shakoy...


INGREDIENTS

2 cups all purpose flour
1 Tbsp rapid rise yeast
½ tsp salt
Water enough to make soft dough
1 cup oil
½ cup white sugar

PROCEDURE

1. In a bowl, mix flour, salt and yeast.
2. Add enough water and mix thoroughly to form soft dough.
3. Turn dough out onto a floured surface and knead. You need dough smooth and not sticky.
4. Place dough into bowl, cover with damp cloth. I place my dough in the oven with light on.
5. Let it rise for 1 hour or until the size is doubled.
6. Punch down dough, knead on a floured surface and form into a log.
7. Cut into pieces, 1-1/2 inches long.
8. Roll each piece into a long stick as thick as your finger.
9. Twist.
10. Place it on the baking sheet, cover with damp cloth, and let it rise for another hour.

After an Hour:

1. Heat oil in a deep pan. I used wok! If you have a fryer the better.
2. Drop shakoy one at a time.
3. Cook each side until brown.
4. Drain, and sprinkle with sugar.


http://lutongpinoy.info/shakoy-or-butsi/

Chandelor v Lopus (1603) 79 ER 3 is a famous case in the common law of England. It stands for the distinction between warranties and mere affirmations and announced the rule of caveat emptor (buyer beware).

Facts

A man paid £100 for what he thought was a bezoar stone. This is a stone that forms in animals' intestinal systems, and was believed to have magical healing properties. The seller said he thought it was a bezoar stone, but he also made clear that he could not be totally certain that it was. The buyer sued for the return of the £100 purchase price.

How the claimant discovered that the bezoar did not work is not discussed in the report.

Judgment

The Exchequer Court held the buyer had no right to his money back, saying "the bare affirmation that it was a bezoar stone, without warranting it to be so, is no cause of action."

Significance

Though scepticism over the alleged magical powers of bezoars may well have justified, Chandelor long stood as an impediment to any common law development of consumer protection remedies. Only in the nineteenth century did the law begin to evolve a doctrine of implied warranty.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandelor_v_Lopus

A recent survey conducted by the Japan Bank for International Cooperation (JBIC) shows that India as the most-favored destination for long-term Japanese investment. Global consulting firm KPMG reveals in a survey, that India (18%), has outscored France (14%), Russia (13%), Japan (10%) and Brazil (9%), as the preferred investment destination. Very soon, it is likely to become the world leader for investment in manufacturing. Among the BRIC (Brazil, Russia, India, and China) nations, it is supposed to be the biggest gainer.


"Very soon", I guess, is in the context of the history of Indian civilization... 

Naa pa gani tingali uban nga miabot na sa halayo pang mga dapit... 

Mao kaha diay nga wa koy uyab kay di man ko kamao mosayaw... 

Quote from: yakiyeye on June 24, 2009, 12:00:41 AM
ang balay sa tikasan


kung mangutana ka kung asa ang balay sa tikasan,
tultolan tika: liko sa tuo kablit sa wala dulhog sa unahan
lahos sa iskinita dire-diretsoa ang ngilit nga simanganan
sa ikatulong sagkaon baktas sa ikatulong kasagingan
lipot sa banakod diselya duol sa lapad nga tugkaran
ug moabot ka karon diha mismo sa imong gibarugan.

ug kung mangutana ka kung kaila ba ko sa tikasan,
subayan tika: anak ko sa igsuong lalaki sa uyuan
nga pag-umangkon sa kaluhang igsuon sa apohan
nga may binalaye nga ig-agaw sa akong pikas iyaan
nga bilas sa bayaw nga nakaburos sa akong inahan
nga may bugtong nga anak nga usa ka tikasan.

nga sa pagsinubay aning balaka nia karon gikutasan.

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 17, 2011, 02:45:00 PM

         "ingon ija ujab naay kandiis ija butt cheeks, wa man lagi!"

Bwahaha! Bitaw pud ni nga picture, morag nagpatara ra pud ang gihuboan samtang giusisa ang iyang lubot! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 30, 2010, 05:10:21 AM

Dainty ra man kaayo ning bisikletaha. Morag dali ra pud mabugha.

Kini lang akoa...

He he, impressively artistic kaayo. Morag circus acts... 

Quote from: Mulligan on January 16, 2011, 08:43:41 PM
Player na sa ilalom:  Taymsa, taymsa, time-out sa.  Katula sa akong itlog bai be?
Duha ka player sa taas:  Sige pre, katula kono.
Player naa sa to-o.....:   Gi-atay baya ni uy.  Apil diay ni sa dula ?  "  

Bwahaha! Basin pud ang gabitad sa shorts nakaingon, "Unsay itlog gud. Butbot man ning akong nakit-an..."

Quote from: Mulligan on January 16, 2011, 08:40:08 PM
" It's a miracle !  It turns into a two tiny balls !!!"   

...two tiny, hairy balls! 

Iron Maiden - Heaven Can Wait | with lyrics

Quote from: sumbohan on January 17, 2011, 11:36:01 AM
salamat kaajo sa mga ng reply. ang problema man gud kay kaning paria nailhan na jud na talimaje. daghan kaayo ug txtmate na babay. unya mga malay ay pa jud ang ipangtxt.
unya hitsoraan pa jud. taas na tao. basketplayer jud. bisan unsaon namo ug tambag sa amoang miga dili man mopatoo.

Permi tingali mahilangit ang inyong miga mao nga di magpabadlong... 

Quote from: aquarius on January 17, 2011, 11:14:13 AM

hehehe mao gyod bay hubs... biktima sa kahigayonan nga usahay lisod balibaran....  

Bitaw, abi lang pari ray maglisod og balibad... 

Quote from: fdaray on January 17, 2011, 10:11:37 AM
At this time, did you know that there are more tarsiers in Corella than the people there.?

Hmm, so maybe the one seen in Panglao must have been an immigrant looking for greener pastures... 

Quote from: bubuchacha on October 19, 2010, 04:33:27 PM
Warning:  Since your ability to follow instructions is being tested, please follow all the steps above or your application won't get processed.

Kuyawa gud. Mapawong man pud atong creativity ani nga warning... 

Quote from: aquarius on January 17, 2011, 09:31:50 AM
irregardless of your civil status  .... hmmmm.... meaning, kusog kag "appeal"... bisa'g di na dapat mo apil-apil 

He he, victim of love lang ta permi ani, Bay Aqs... 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 10:07:55 PM
all the more reason for you to have a tooth faery; more surprises for more falling teeth.  as for falling hair, well, you'll have to look for a hair faery somewhere else...

- toothless smile
- toothful smile

p.s.  both are hairless

Hmm. I know of a toothless but hairful smile...

- I speak toothfully, er, truthfully...

Quote from: islander on January 17, 2011, 12:35:47 AM
urbi et orbi,
tutti homini,
tutti femini,
tutti frutti...

Ano ba ining lating lating mong itut itut haw, Madam Isles, indi gid ako makaintindi bla. 

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass.

After two hours Bob's wife came home and asked Bob, "What are you doing?"

Bob explained and she said, "Come on... you will only freeze your ass off."

Bob refused as he wanted to win the bet. Then his wife got an idea. "Let's change places when Joe is looking the other way."

Bob's wife put on the same kind of pullover and cap and traded places with Bob.

Half an hour later Joe's wife came home and asked him, "What are you doing?" Joe told her and said, "I am determined to win the bottle!"

"You are crazy. Come on in."

"Certainly not, I am already on the winning side. Bob lost his balls half an hour ago!"


Bwahaha! 

Hmm. I bet you love this one as well...


Sergio Mendes and Brasil 66 The Look of Love

Gihubog ug gilugos sa wa hiilhing mga tawo? O kaha lain ang gahubog niya, unya lain pud ang galugos? 

Sunday, January 16, 2011


GIPAMUGOS sa 16 anyos nga dalagita nga siya gihubog ug gilugos niadtong Sabado sa kadlawon sa Tulay Semento, Agora, Lapasan ning siyudad sa Cagayan de Oro.

Si Shiela, dili tinuod nga ngalan, residente sa Corrales Extension ning siyudad ang nakita sa usa ka trisikad driver nga hubog ug wala nay panimuot hinungdan nga gitabangan ug gidala sa Northern Mindanao Medical Center (NMMC).

Napuno sa tsikinini ang liog sa biktima, nagkagisi-gisi ang sinina ug labihan ka hubog nga gidala sa driver sa sikad nga mao si Glenn Obarco.

Dihang gidala ug giobserbahan na si Shiela sa mga doctor kalit kining nakamata ug nagpatabang ug niasoy nga siya gilugos sa dili niya kaila nga mga lalaki.

Tungod niini, nanawag ang mga sakop sa NMMC ngadto sa Police Station 3 (PS3) sa Agora aron maibestigahan ang biktima.

Si PS/Insp. Elmer Rubas, hepe sa PS3 nibutyag sa Sun.Star Superbalita nga dili pa nila masulti kung positibong gilugos ang biktima tungod kay wala pay resulta sa medical examination niini nga gikatakdang moguwa karong adlawa.

Dako ang pagtuo sa mga polis nga posibleng gilugos ang biktima tungod sa mga kiss mark niini gawas pa nga hubog kini ug gituohang gisakyan sa panahon.

Gibutyag sa nakakita niini nga unang nakita ang biktima nga gisakay sa usa ka motorsiklo ug gipakanaog tungod sa usa ka tindahan. Pipila ka minuto luya na kayo ang biktima ug deretsong nawad-an sa panimout.

Ang kaso padayon pang giatiman sa Womens and Children Protection Desk sa PS3 sa Agora. (Stephanie V. Berganio)


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cagayan de Oro Enero 17, 2011.

Guv steps in to end vampire tale in Cotabato
Sunday, January 16, 2011


DOCTORS were examining a young man who people claimed was bitten by a vampire in Barangay Cana-an, Antipas, Cotabato province.

Cotabato Governor Emmylou Talinio Mendoza, after receiving an appeal from the victim's family, has ordered the Provincial Health Office to examine one Ramil Evangelista as allegations that he was bitten by a vampire is hard to believe.

However, according to Rico dela Peña, Evangelista's friend, the victim turns into a vampire every Friday and when the moon is full.

Dela Peña relates that each time this happens, the victim is possessed by an evil spirit, fangs appear in his mouth, his nails grow long and he exhibits extraordinary strength.

Evangelista allegedly scratched a neighbor with his long nails and the neighbor is now reportedly afflicted with the same strange illness.

Neighbors believe an old woman bit Evangelista last December 17, 2010, and turned him into a vampire. The victim reportedly started acting strange since then.

Health experts believe that the victim could have been bitten by a rabid dog or afflicted with another form of illness.

Residents in the area now fear that the victim's illness will be transmitted to them. (EF)


Published in the Sun.Star Davao newspaper on January 17, 2011.

Sat Jan 15, 9:17 pm ET


WASHINGTON (AFP) â€" Those first few puffs on a cigarette can within minutes cause genetic damage linked to cancer, US scientists said in a study released.

In fact, researchers said the "effect is so fast that it's equivalent to injecting the substance directly into the bloodstream," in findings described as a "stark warning" to those who smoke.

The study is the first on humans to track how substances in tobacco cause DNA damage, and appears in the peer-reviewed journal Chemical Research in Toxicology, issued by the American Chemical Society.

Using 12 volunteer smokers, scientists tracked pollutants called PAHs, or polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, that are carried in tobacco smoke and can also be found in coal-burning plants and in charred barbecue food.

They followed one particular type -- phenanthrene, which is found in cigarette smoke -- through the blood and saw it form a toxic substance that is known to "trash DNA, causing mutations that can cause cancer," the study said.

"The smokers developed maximum levels of the substance in a time frame that surprised even the researchers: just 15-30 minutes after the volunteers finished smoking," the study said.

"These results are significant because PAH diol epoxides react readily with DNA, induce mutations, and are considered to be ultimate carcinogens of multiple PAH in cigarette smoke," the study said.

Lead scientist Stephen Hecht said the study is unique because it examines the effects of inhaling cigarette smoke, without interference from other sources of harm such as pollution or a poor diet.

"The results reported here should serve as a stark warning to those who are considering starting to smoke cigarettes," Hecht said.

Lung cancer kills about 3,000 people around the world each day, and 90 percent of those deaths are attributable to cigarette smoking.

The research was funded by the National Cancer Institute.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/healthussmoking

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 10:55:21 PM
purya.  naunsa na ba ni...

He he, aron mahadlok ang tawo mopaak sa dunggan...

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 17, 2011, 07:48:08 AM
In its initial investigation, the police noted that the suspects went past the victims' vehicle and turned back for a clean shot on Angelita, causing her instantaneous death.

Be a responsible parent. Postpone parenthood.

Quote from: islander on January 17, 2011, 12:27:46 AM
nobler is the wife who can bear no more
and gets back in doubly full measure.

Noblest is the wife who gets back in doubly full measure
But does so without deriving any perverse pleasure.

Quote from: islander on January 17, 2011, 12:15:33 AM
di gyod.  mahadlok kog pangpang akong tugpaan.  hubag na god na...

Bitaw, kini na lay imoha...





Or this...

Quote from: islander on January 17, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
favorite ra ba ni si bruce lee ni igsu bugsay mo, bai hubs.  usa ra man god iyang egg.  i mean, ni bruce lee ba...

He he, wa ko ka-g sa connection. Hmm... Kay disiplinado kon one-egged? 

Quote from: islander on January 17, 2011, 12:05:50 AM
during our scheduled house blessing at the end of the month, i will ask the priest (a close friend) who will bless the rooms and sprinkle them with holy water to also do the same to our dogs, cats, and birds.  it won't be strange.  in spain, there's a town whose bishop and priests bless and sprinkle with holy water all the pigs lined up at church on st. isidore's feastday.  besides, if inanimate things like wedding rings and rooms are blessed, why not live animals?

Hmm. Don't forget the plants...

Quote from: bugsay on January 17, 2011, 12:15:41 AM
mangunot ko'g bugan...nyahahaha

He he, duol-duol na diay sa Stealing Heaven... 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 09:53:01 PM
lisod sad kaayo kun kusgan ang lawas pero ang mga tudlo mahoyang...

He he, OK ra seguro basta di lang limp ang wrist... 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 09:53:01 PM
aw, kun mag-body-building, di ba diay apilon ang tudlo. 

He he, parehas bitaw sa body and sole...

A case of politics making familiar strange bedfellows, he he... 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 10:23:51 PM
hehe, kanyahay ra gasigeg ngiaow diri ang usa sa mga iring.  napagaw na intawon.   

He he, unya, unsa may clue nga imong nahagdaw sa iyang Ngaio (Marsh)? 

He he, alimanokon diay... 

Quote from: islander on January 17, 2011, 12:30:02 AM
ahh, and for the greatest season of seasons, wear bow ties without pants.

Ah, and I guess the bow tie is worn as a belt?

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 10:19:38 PM
goodnight, bai hubs.  will be turning in in a little while myself.  i hope the din here subsides soon.  the neighborhood is quite noisy as it's sinulog day.  i look forward to titled dreams, though.

He he, I hope they're not Ivan Le Lorraine Albright titles... 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 10:15:50 PM
surprisum?  aahh, the mysteries of love.  it isn't always what it seems.   

The mysteries of love unfolding in the labyrinths of time? Kolera! 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 10:01:47 PM
that's reassuring.  i would like to think well and believe your interpretation more than my suspicious imagination. thanks.

Think well and sleep well, too. As for me, it's time to call it a lazy day. Good night, Ms. Isle. To reassuring untitled dreams I go...

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 09:58:56 PM
true love waits, part 3:

human ninyog celebrate sa inyong 25th wedding anniversary, kalit lang kang gibiyaan sa imong asawa.  nikuyog siyag lain.  laing babaye.  di diay ka niya type.  imo gihapon siyang gipasaylo.  nakasabot ka.  ngano god tawong di man ka kasabot nga sa 25 ninyo ka tuig nga panag-uban upat man intawon ang imong naoyab nga lalaki.

Bwahaha! Naunsa na man ning estoryaha, gihimo na man tawon ni nimong reductio ad bayotum... 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 09:54:21 PM
thanks.  henceforth, this here faery is now your tooth faery.

Ah, just when my teeth already are falling with my hair. But I guess it's never too late to have a faery of one's own, tooth or otherwise...

Sa akong tan-aw, ginaog man tingali ni silang tanan gikan sa other side of the wall. Unya ang bigger girl was the last to be lowered, with the camera catching the moment she was just safe on the ground.

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 09:41:50 PM
mas kapahimuslan ang body-building ni bugsay kay kusog na siya mangusi, morag alimango.  tangtang gyod ang bagol-bagol sa magpabuangbuang.

He he, finger-building man tingali imong buot ipasabot, Ms. Isle... 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 09:43:19 PM
you speak the truth, friend.

Ah, I would rather you strike me down with your magic wand than offer you untruths, faery child... 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 09:37:29 PM
lisod gyod tuod taytolan.  giunsa man intawon anang ulitawohay ang kinadak-an nga batang baye?  gikanaog gikan sa pikas sa kural?  nagbaha ba?  unsa may estorya ani, bai hubs?

Oh, I just stumbled upon this pic and was struck by its unwritten yet not unfamiliar story. Its composition catches the eye as well...

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 09:23:08 PM
ahh, you flatter me.  sadly, my waist is that of a dragonfly and not a bumblebee.

Hmm. You got gossamer wings too?

Quote from: Mulligan on January 16, 2011, 09:28:28 PM
Mao neng gi -ingon bai Hubs ug "True love waits with incentives".... hehe

Ga ayo ug di sya padalhan ug kuarta gikas abroad !   

Bwahaha! Aw, ginagmay lang gud nga konsuylo... 

Quote from: Mulligan on January 16, 2011, 09:18:45 PM
Hehe.  Mag silingan dayon ta ni bro Bugsay para sya perme atong timonil ug tig bugsay samtang mamingwit ta ... hehe

Bitaw, pagkahayay bitaw ug matino-od. 

He he, sakto, aron pud naa tay tigkulata sa magpabuangbuang, sayang ang regular bodybuilding workout ni Bay Bugs kon dili kapahimuslan...

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 09:18:17 PM
mahal gyod tingali kaayo ning vidgetable.  pang-museum.  akong desire nga makapalit na lang unta ko bisag table.  sugot na lang kong way vidge.

He he, basin ang iyang vidgetable adto isulod sa iyang vidgedaire... 

Quote from: Mulligan on January 16, 2011, 09:13:11 PM
Naka uyab ka.  Ang imong uyab naka kitag lain.  Nabuntisan.  Wa ka nangitag lain kay "true love waits" man kono.  Ang imong uyab wa pakasli.  Gibiya-an.    Imong gipakaslan ang imong ex as "salvador del mundo".  Mao ng true love waits !!!  Bow 

True Love Waits, Part 2:

Ni-abroad ang imong asawa. After 3 months, nisuwat siya nga makigbuwag siya nimo, kay nakakita siyag lain. Gani, nabuntisan na siya sa lalaki. Mibawos kag suwat nga maghuwat gihapon ka niya, nga dawaton gihapon nimo siya bisan kapila pa siya paangki. Mao ni ang True Love Waits, Part 2.  Bow...

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 09:12:31 PM
wa ba diay kalainan ning balay sa tikasan ug balay sa daginotan?  hinoon, sugot na lang kog ibalhin-balhin ang balay nungka usab-usabon ang relihiyon kun panahon sa tingpista...

Bwahaha! Karon pa pud ko aning usab-usabon ang relihiyon. Sama pananglit, unsa man? 

Quote from: Mulligan on January 16, 2011, 09:07:37 PM
Nga makadaog unta ko sa lotto ..... uli sa bohol, pahayahay, mamingwit nalang, pa shot shot ug brandy o di ba red wine, pagka hayahay sa kinabuhi   

He he, naunhan man ko nimo, Bay Mulligan. Na hala, ako na lay tigtaod sa imong paon, unya paambita na lang ko sa imong brandy og red wine...

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 08:45:19 PM
hehe, di kas ug ilimnon kun mao.  nahubog na mo daan sa inambitay sa snow bear pa lang...

Naa pa usahay nga inigbalik sa Snow Bear, morag nidako og balik kay naay naglimin... 

Quote from: Mulligan on January 16, 2011, 08:58:03 PM
Hehe.  Kanang tikasan bai HB, pareho ra na sa kusog mamista pero panahon na kitay mamista sa ila daghan na ug address. 
Pag fiesta gane sa ila, mo-ingon sa zone 1 sya nasakop so dili sya mag fiesta.  Pag fiesta napud sa zone 1 mo-ingon napud sya ug zone 2.   

Bwahaha! Parehas diay adtong akong nadunggan kaniadto nga estorya ilawom sa dagat bahin sa nagpuyo duol sa boundary sa duha ka baryo, nga alsahon lang kuno ang balay (bayanihan) unya dad-on sa pikas aron makalikay sa hikay unya siya permi ang mamistahay...

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 08:37:37 PM
karon pa ko.  bakakon diay ang macho.  gapasabot ba pod ni nga ang mga baye matinud-anon, unya ang mga naa sa taliwa, kanang mga mermaids ug mermacho, half-truthful?

Kalma lang, Ms. Isle. The World According to Felix Garp ra man ni... 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 08:49:55 PM
duol pod sa tumoy sa layo, sa unahan sa hintungdan luyo sa banggera diin si hubsay nangharana...

He he, luyo sa sagbayan sa sandayong sa abohan, sa kilid sa pantawan sa lawting sa sibay... 

Quote from: Mulligan on January 16, 2011, 08:35:57 PM
Ang ilang balay mao ni ang direksyon. Sayon ra:

Unahan sa di pa ta mo-abot.  Kanang abay sa kilid....      

He he, balay sa tikasan jud diay...

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 08:39:57 PM
libog akong kutaw unsay matag alimokon...

Mao ba kaha ni ang "namumungay" sa Tagalog... 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 08:42:15 PM
ganahilak pa galing kadto nga ganabasa ani...

Kag ganatulo ang sip-on nga ginawilik sang dila haw? 

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 08:34:11 PM
no, thank you.

Sureness? How about this?


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OK, sorry. Last na. I suggest you don't follow the link...

Quote from: islander on January 16, 2011, 08:32:58 PM
'what a wonderful world!'

Bwahaha! Maybe part of the song goes, "The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky,
are also on the feces..."

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you're looking down, you can't see something that's above you. --C.S. Lewis

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on December 26, 2010, 05:38:34 PM
Do you still eat Snow Bear?

Snow bear? Mao man ni ang chaser sa among tagay kaniadto. Human og yarok sa ESQ, ugom dayon sa Snow Bear, unya iuli dayon sa lamesa para sa sunod nga mo-shot...

Quote from: Manong JOSE on January 07, 2008, 07:59:56 PM
Imong giwakli ang nag dagitum nga panganud sa akong panumdoman,
Nga kanunayng naga babag sa dalan nga akong gi lakwan.

Maldito ning mga panganura kay nanganaog man unya namanhig sa dalan... 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on May 01, 2007, 01:09:41 AM
Ug samtang ginakitkit
sa mga anay ang
nahibiling bagakay
sa salog, hinay-hinay’ng
ginaputos sa mga lawa-lawa
ang mga siradong bintana.

Ginatawag ko gid si Bay Bolbs, kung ano gid man ang komento niya sa ginahambal diri bla. 

Quote from: dakog_itlog on November 24, 2007, 10:18:14 AM
Sa imong pag-abot imong gi tapakan ang haw-ang sa akong dughan,

He he, gisursi diay o kaha gibulkit... 

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 27, 2009, 01:27:44 PM

hala pag sugod na ug draw diha! sugod sa big round and then......

He he, maigo man ta ani sa giingon ni Thoreau bahin sa paglibot sa kalibotan aron lang iphon ang mga iring sa Zanzibar... 

Quote from: U.S. of America on August 23, 2008, 10:20:33 PM
ug miingon ka sa hilom
"ang iyang mga mata
sama sa mata sa alimokon."

He he, sexy eyes jud diay... 

Quote from: fdaray on April 14, 2009, 12:25:39 PM
Tinuod na Rald, ang tawo by nature "bakakon". Apan nindot paminawon kon ang
usa ka lalaki bakakon sa gugma. Its the essence of being a man.

Attaboy, Sir FD! 

Sunday, 16 January 2011 13:27

The death toll from more than two weeks of heavy rains in the central and southern Philippines has risen to 51, disaster officials said on Sunday, as authorities stepped up their search for another 16 people missing at sea.

Agriculture and infrastructure damage now exceeds 1.6 billion pesos ($36 million) after floodwaters inundated rural communities in about a third of the country's 80 provinces, said Benito Ramos, head of the government's disaster agency.

Major rice and corn production areas in the north and western parts of the country have been spared from the damaging impact of the persistent rains that began in late December.

Most of the dead either drowned or were buried by mudslides, Ramos said. Nearly 20 people are still missing.

"We're expecting the number of casualties to increase because more people have gone missing," Ramos told Reuters, appealing to fishermen in the central Bicol region to stay onshore until the weather improved.

Search planes and ships are looking for 16 fishermen whose boat capsized in rough seas off the central island of Catanduanes.

In central Cebu City, President Benigno Aquino asked Filipinos to pray for the nearly 1.5 million people affected by floods, promising government aid to feed and temporarily house more than 400,000 displaced people.


http://www.worldbulletin.net/news_detail.php?id=68628

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Ear sculpting is the answer!

Three-dimensional... 

Pagkahuman og gamit sa toilet, anhi dinhi manghunaw...





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Quote from: glacier_71 on January 03, 2011, 11:36:15 PM

He he, reminds me of the Coco de Mer seed...

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Another genetically modified chicken...





Good news para sa hilig ani nga delicacy...

Dili tingali ni siya vegetarian...