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Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 10:12:40 AM
looy pod ky pangmidterm makatabang man pod ka nla ilang paninguha makaexam..

He he, makaexam jud labi na kon taas og grado sa simple exam nga imong gihatag... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 10:04:39 AM
kalamiiii..galaway hinoon ko hehe..lami higopon na sabaw kong tuba ra itib-og sa kinilaw..pero kana lab-as pa if naka ice na komotan na jud na suka..ug timplahan asin ug mga rekado..

Para nako mahimo rag way suka-suka, Bay Rogamz. Bastante na ang tuba...

Quote from: fdaray on January 26, 2011, 09:56:54 AM
Lami man jud ang kinilaw basta halang halang. Mahigop higop ang sabaw.

Kinilaw nga sinabaw? Aw, basa-basa man jud hinuon kon hilaw...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:53:52 AM
haha tsk tsk..if naa na isda di na ganahan mokilaw ky nakap-os na daan 

Aw, ingkib-ingkibon na lang, di na lang tunlon... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 10:09:33 AM
morag bisita uyab sa boarding house igham nalng aron di mmatikdan..

Naa diay kontrasenyas. Unsaon na lang kon laing diay ang nangigham unya ngitngit... 

Quote from: windgate on January 26, 2011, 09:01:33 AM
kini maoy makalibat... ambot lang kaha ug hingtunong

Hmm, ambot lang kaha. But the whole fist seems to have disappeared... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:50:06 AM
lami bitaw na baka ilabina "remember me" pangt**tansya resistant sa dabong  ... itlog ug ikog sa baka..

Itlog sa baka? Lahi na man tingali na nga potahe, Bay Rogamz...

Quote from: dakog_itlog on January 26, 2011, 10:54:24 AM
abi ko bag aduna koy mapupo nga mga maayong huna2x ug pamahayag gikan ninyo. wala man diay!

kamo nalang tingali ang post dire sa inyong mga problema aron ako nalang ang mohatag ug pamahayag ug tambag alang ninyo kay siguro pang makapupo mo ug pagtulun-an...

Taym sa, ayaw dayon pagsurrender, Bay Dakog-Its! Mga hanggaw lang tingali ning nag-una pero naay umaabot nga posts gikan sa banggiitang mga magtatambag! Basin ilang isulti ang gusto nimong madungog!

Sigi kuno, Bay, tagai mig sample sa imong abilidad sa pagtambag. Kintahay lain ang naghatag sa imong problema sa unahan, unya ikay hatag sa tambag nga puno sa pagtulun-an nga angay namong mapupo...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:01:44 AM
morag malipayon gihapon ky nakasmile...payts gihapon morag di ikamahay tengale.. 

Aw, basin namaskulado pud ang gisigig himas-himas... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:38:42 AM
bisan pata wa jud yamo bay hubs..?

He he, bisag gisaw, jamo... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:37:32 AM
alive alive..nalingaw lang sab ko bisan pyramid..meet some people ra pod..

Bitaw. Di lang gud seryosohon. Naa ra bay daghang dabong nga lamion... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:32:05 AM
tsk tsk morag naa ky hapit na raba ting midterm

Aw, ang abtik nakadawat nag pag-midterm niadtong Pasko nga dihay mga dukirok nga namakasyonay... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:40:17 AM
maau na lab-asera ky permi ta kakilaw 

He he, bisan wa pay isdang baligya, makakilaw lang gihapon. Kana bang aslom-aslom nang daan... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:43:23 AM
mao jud na sensation himas para malibat..

Pugong lang jud nga dili moagulo para dili mamatikdan...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:38:27 AM
lami na kawayan nga dabong lotoon..atsalon or gisahon..daghan taga canlusong mga bata mamaligya...

Nakatilaw pud ko aning dabong nga gisagol sa linat-ang baka...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:38:27 AM
lami na kawayan nga dabong lotoon..atsalon or gisahon..daghan taga canlusong mga bata mamaligya...

He he, kahinumdom lang hinuon ko sa estorya nga dihay nakatilaw og dabong unya pagkahibawo niya nga kawayan diay, pag-uli kuno sa ila kay gigabas ang sawog kay lat-an...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:44:05 AM
bilib ko ana indian mokaon kay ang ilang dila maau kaajo mosahod inig hungit...

Unya lihero pud jamo mokinamot...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:35:12 AM
yawarts ra pod basin kaila c batik (tgaluyo) kay lab-asero pod na..

He he, tekret kay basin naay makasubay sa estorya... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:28:39 AM
pareho ra na imong big pussy..tricky pod...morag massage pod unahon jud bsta modiskarte before mohangjo..moagi pa pod cguro pre-rekweset 

Sabagay, bisan sensation or all the way iagi man tuod og masahe-masahe... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:05:09 AM
mga dabong makalibat...if nitunong bugha jud na..morag hasta relo pasudlon..

Sayo tingaling giani dabonga kon maohon...

Quote from: windgate on January 26, 2011, 08:59:17 AM
masahe gud tawn.  klaro anang gipatuwad

Bwahaha! Klaro diay, Bay Wind? Ang original caption man gud kay "Back Massage". Nailad diay ko kon maohon...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:57:33 AM
morag mao jud na situationa, kinsa nakabuhat sa gadagan bus..ipataas ang kamot..

He he, malagmit wa jud kaentra, igo lang nagdumboldumbol sa mga bungtod ug bakilid nga kasikbit sa langit... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:09:52 AM
morag b***w na cguro status nya karon..sagdi lang naa gigahin tengale dabong sa pagduaw

Bwahaha! Mas labing maayo kon maohon... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 09:11:32 AM
doggy nalng maresolved gibati...

Bwahaha! Paet... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:31:11 AM
dako jud na problema, kinahanglan ipagawas na bay hubs

Lisod na kon mobagtok, lain na pud nga problema...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 07:33:09 AM
like ok ha..nindota noh lomoy ra ba pero make it sure jud ta aron di ta magmahay basin magpinsinganay sa armas  

Maoy gidangat. Unsaon na lang kon nahinayak unya naapikihan na... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 07:24:03 AM
so naa pa diay sya karon..naghandom sa imong pagduaw

Ambot lang kon naghandom ba. Ang importante nga naa inig duaw... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:19:46 AM
dha man tong imong gpost big pussy hehe.. gikogos...kuyawan mga relehiyoso mo open sa imong gpost 

He he, pero kon basahon nila, iring nga tinuod jud diay, mao nga mahuwasan sila and the truth shall set them free... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:50:54 AM
morag na shock c inday! wa ka emot...na truma

Unya basin ang usang kamot ni Ondoy nagsugod na pud og kuot sa ubos... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:26:39 AM
faetz pod na kadagan..aw bisan naa daghan tawo di mahibaw-an naa gibuhat ky naa pasumangil ulpot ulpot tungod sa libaong

Unya di na kinahanglan molihok og taman kay inig-ulpot naa may displacement, OK kaayo...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:16:42 AM
unsa kalainan ana dabong ug linghod maau sa tagodtod?...asa nindot ana bay hubs..morag pareho ra ba dipende ra timing 

Naa ra na sa timing. Usahay gani bisan di na dabong lami man gihapon... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 07:06:54 AM
uwaw masakpan bay hubs if dili dabong na gapaatbang..

Aw, lab-asera to siya pero medyo dabong pa, di pa hunit... 

Quote from: luckybelle on January 25, 2011, 10:20:32 AM

Oist, if there's a well there's a way      

He he, tidlom jud sa atabay bisag huot... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 07:47:09 AM
motaas diay ato simod ana sa kajuicy aron likayan na tunok sa suwaki... juicy juicy ois lamia inig supsop..

Unya ang simod ayudahan pud sa dila aron way juice nga mausik... 

He he, adlaw-gabii tingali...

Patay-mali lang tingali na si Manang...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 26, 2011, 08:07:25 AM
pwerte siguro kagilok kay mura man jud ug gilamian.

Naay gihapit nga sensitibo. Tsk, tsk, tsk, delikadong mabasa ang gown...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:22:50 AM
bitaw pod sinaw..ang marmol morag patag hilamon man to..pero ang mamords morag JOLIN coca body himason..

Bitaw, ang marmol para man na sa patay, as in marmol nga estatuwa...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:00:46 AM
aha..di jud bitaw pero dako na kalapasan na kon mahimo ato na likayan ky daghan tsismosa mga silingan   

Aw kon makalikay molikay man jud ta ba... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:07:24 AM
morag naa bitaw mao ako pamasin gipakaligo ra...morag sa bus na tengale..

Morag sa bus bitaw diay. Aw, kon gadagan ang bus unya medyo libaongon ang kalsada, payts kaayo... 

He he, desperado nga makawawarts kay gimingaw sa missionary position... 

He he, luoy and tinuod nga tag-iya...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 07:54:59 AM
hahaha kini mamords morag interesting nila s nagline pareho namo ka edad 40 ambot tinood ba pod.. life begins 40s..

Basta mamords, makalingaw jud and shomoy... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 06:32:35 AM
mabugnaw diay pod atong kaangay..bintaha mamords ky morag init ato bati-on..

Marmol tingali kay hamis ang buot ipasabot. Aw, hamis man pud tuod ang mamords...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 06:22:14 AM
small pussy

Small but terrible, aw, small and fluffy lang... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 06:58:58 AM
hamoyhamoyon nalng na dabong bay hubs... motagodtod ra na inubanan sa imagination 

Aw, kon imaginary nga dabong, mas tagudtod. Ang nakaparat kay imaginay usap-usap lang pud! 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 07:27:45 AM
unsa man pod na BRK
wa man s akong listahan..dugangi bay unsa naa sa imong mine..
   BMA: best mate always
   BNR: but not really
   BRB: be right back
   BRT: be right there
   BTA: but then again
   BTW: by the way

He he, pulpol ko ani, Bay Rogamz, BRB ug BTW ray akong nahibaw-an...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 07:10:46 AM
bugha jud sa airport naa x-ray scanners makita tanan tibook lawas..inigscann di jud makapanapo sila nagpalomoy lomoy dha lawas 

Bwahaha! Lisod kon seksi unya naa diay gabitay! 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 07:15:06 AM
morag giganahan pod ang dabong galurat man..gahuwat unhan...gikuba-an na naa likod gapanglantaw unya masakpan iya gilaraw buhaton..

Klaro bitawng gahinamhinam ang dabong. Basin napaod nag gamay... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 07:21:18 AM
ipa derma mao gihapon..ipakawras nalng sa pussy

Pussy nga kusog mangamras
Ato na lang ipakopras...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 06:27:33 AM
naa ko tinago-an gamay pero mga english man..kinibinisaya morag lisodlisod ky wa pa tengale macompose

Mao bitaw nga galibog kos BRK, kay BRB man ahong nahibaw-an...

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 06:56:13 AM
haha kuyawa ana bungoton nga tabugok morag bangas.....asa mana dapita, naa ba kanhindog dapit 

Tabugok nga mamareglahay... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 26, 2011, 07:00:09 AM
hahaha, Nong, ug feisty ang bajiha, use the dila lang.

isug ning mga baje pero when it comes to dila action...murag ma luya sila dali. 

Aw kon malawajan, lanag jud... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 06:46:02 AM
magpasubra....makadimongkog sa pamujo kana young grass..

He he, kadimongkogan nga di kamahayan? 

This is neither my favorite nor the most famous, but this will be a good start...


The Sawing Off of Manhattan Island
From the book ALL AROUND THE TOWN by Herbert Asbury, copyrighted 1934, Alfred A. Knopf, Inc.

One of the most extraordinary hoaxes ever perpetrated in New York originated in the fertile imagination of a little dried up old man named Lozier, who had amassed a competence as a carpenter and contractor and had then retired to enjoy life. For almost two months during the summer of 1824 Lozier's fantastic activities, which he carried off with the enthusiastic assistance of John DeVoe, a retired butcher better known as Uncle John, kept a considerable portion of middle and lower class New York in a veritable frenzy of excitement.

In those early days a favorite loafing place was the old Centre Market at Grand, Baxter and Centre Streets. A dozen long benches lined the Grand Street side of the Market, and every afternoon from spring to winter they were filled with amateur statesmen, principly retired small businessmen, most of whom combined scant knowledge with excessive gullibility. Chief among them were Lozier and DeVoe. There Lozier revealed one day that he and New York's Mayor Allen had had a long conversation about Manhattan Island and had reached the conclusion that it was much too heavy on the Battery end, because of the many large buildings. The situation was rapidlybecoming dangerous. Already the island had begun to sag, as was plain from the fact that it was all downhill from City Hall, and there were numerous and alarming indications that it might break off and sink into the sea, with apalling losses of life and property. Lozier and the Mayor had decided therefore that the island must be sawed off at Kingsbridge, at the northern end and turned around, so that the Kingsbridge end would be where the Battery end had been for ages. The Battery end, of course, if it did not fall off in transit, would take the place of the Kingsbridge end. Once the turn had been made, the weaker end of the island would be anchored to the mainland, thus averting the danger of collapse.

It turned out that Lozier and the Mayor were not in complete agreement as to the best method of accomplishing the mighty task. The Mayor thought that before Manhattan could be turned around it would be necessary to detach Long Island from its moorings and tow it out of the way, returning it later to its proper place. Lozier finally convinced him however that there was ample space in the harbor and the bay.It was at lengthe decided therefore simply to saw Manhattan Island off, float it down past Governors and Ellis Islands, turn it around, and then float it back to its new position. Mayor Allen turned over the whole project to Lozier, instructing him to employ the necessary labor and to superintend the work.

The few who were inclined to scoff were soon silenced, if not actually convinced, by his earnestness and by the acclaim that had greeted the announcement of the project. And, as Lozier pointed out, the construction of the Erie Canal, which was nearing completion, had once been called impossible even by competent engineers, and much derision had greeted the prediction that steam ships would one day cross the ocean. If man could run a river through the very heart of a mountain, and if he could use a simple steam engine to propel a gigantic boat, why couldn't he saw off an island? Nobody knew the answer and Lozier's story was swallowed, hook, line, and sinker.

A few fays after he had started the ball rolling Lozier appeared at Centre Market with a huge ledger, in which he proposed to record the names of all applicants...Big ledgers soon bore the names of three hundred men...

Lozier further aroused confidence in his scheme by notifying various butchers to begin assembling the enormous herds of cattle, droves of hogs, and flocks of chickens which would be necessary to feed his army of workmen....

With his food supply assured, Lozier engaged a score of small contractors and carpenters to furnish lumber and to superintend, under his direction, the building of the great barracks which were to house the workmen during the sawing operations. A seperate building was ordered for the convenience of the twenty or thirty women who had been employed to cook and wash...He told the building contractors to wait, assuring them that by using a new method of building that he had devised they could easily erect the necessary buildings within a few hours.

The excitement was now at a fever heat, and Lozier added fuel to the flame by producing elaborate plans for the various appliances which were to be used in the project. First, there were the great saws with which Manhattan Island was to be cut loose from the mainland. Each was to be one hundred feet long, with teeth three feet high. Fifty men would be required to manipulate one of these giant tools, and Lozier estimated that he would need at least a score. Then there were twenty-four huge oars, each two hundred and fifty feet long; and twenty-four great cast iron oar locks, twelve on the Hudson River shore and twelve on the East River. A hundred men would bend their backs at each oar. Great chains and anchors would keep the island from being swept out to sea in the event that a storm arose.


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Quote from: Lorenzo on January 26, 2011, 04:04:03 AM
as the saying goes: "old carabao loves to eat young grass...and fertilize..."

He he, bisan humok ang young grass makapangag baya kon masobrahan... 

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 06:13:26 AM
WA KO KASABOT (WKK)
paita kong mao ato gamiton na mga initial lang..maglisod pailin-ilin send aron masabtan sa uban hehe..

He he, kon WKK, LKK...

Daghan na jamo atong memorayson aning initial-initial lang. Kini jud si Inday Kerstin, liwat sa iyang ate, ang mubo tas-on unya ang taas mub-on.

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 26, 2011, 12:26:25 AM
ha ha ha, Nong, ingon kono ang mga tigulang sa valencia , marmol kono ang baji sa taga valencia.

Marmol? Bugnaw diay? 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 26, 2011, 01:30:57 AM
dili ikaw , brod mikey. ang iring ni Nong Hubag.

hahaha 

Quote from: thatsmyboy1992 on January 26, 2011, 02:26:30 AM
i know oist, i'm not a pussy hehehe

Bwahaha! Di na lang ta aning Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, A Streetcar Named Desire na lang! 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 25, 2011, 09:43:43 PM
ahirms manoy Hubs kuwang pa gyod ka explore nop ala pa ka hibalo oban term sa mga agokoy? hihihi

BRK - balik ra ko

He he, daghan jamo, lisod apson. Abi nako alimangisch. Sorry, WKK... 

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2011, 08:56:25 PM
basi sa mga naluwatan nga mga pamahayag ug sambingay, imbis makakuha siya'g maalamong mga opinion, mosamot na hinoon kadaghan ang mga pangutana nga motukbil sa iyang hunahuna...

Mao bitaw nga di na lang nato pun-an sa uban pa natong mga panahom ug mga pagtulon-an. Gawas pa, una lang ko nimog logout ron kay naay nibutho gikan sa akong kagahapon nga nakigsabot nga makigkita nako sa usa ka pribadong dapit nga matawag tang restaurant and at the same time lodge...

Quote from: Kerstin on January 25, 2011, 07:40:58 PM
BRK over and out ..

Unsa na man pud ning BRK? 

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 06:14:22 PM
hala oy, wa pa lagi ko matakdi sa exercise habits ni banana republic...

Be positive. Look at it this way: paghuwat na lang nga matakdan siya sa imong pagka couch potato... 

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2011, 08:32:58 PM
aaaaahhhh.....anang puntoha, gisigihan diay to'g lubong-ibot, lubong-ibot?.....
ang last nga nahitabo is naibot......mao nga giplanuhan nga ilubong na pod?

He he, taym ra sa gud, magamit ba kaha sa nangutana kining atong bulawanong mga pamalandong diri?

Pero balik sa atong kukabildo...oo, ilubong na pud, ug dili na angay dugaydugayon kay basin mapasmo sa kusog kay mahanginan...

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2011, 08:27:53 PM
lima na ka kaang akong yuta...payts na tingale to...

Aw, pwede na to parkingan sa akong mga awto-awto... 

He he, bantog rang na-extinct... 

They're superb ham actors, too...

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2011, 08:08:48 PM

ang pangutana kon unsa ka dako ang palubngan...duha ra ba tawon...

Human sa paglabay sa katuigan, nainat na pud tingali ug mao nga hamugaway nang lubngan bisan duha pa ka mako jamo...

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2011, 08:06:54 PM

hehehe.......mamatay nalang tingale ni'ng iro-a..di pa ko kapalit ug awto..

Hinay-hinay lang gud unag pamalit og yuta aron magahinan ang pagpalit og awto... 

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2011, 07:57:54 PM
ipalubong ug balik ang itlog?

Oi, naa diay linubnganay ni? 

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2011, 08:00:11 PM
bilin ang iro.....kay palit ko'g laing awto....hehehhe

He he, pilia ang model nga dako-dako ang trunk, Bay Bugs... 

Oi, bat nagtatagalig ang mga ito? 

Quote from: bugsay on January 25, 2011, 07:55:10 PM
tua...nagkuyog sila pagkahalin sa awto....

Hmm. Kuyog ang iro?

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 07:53:42 PM
human niya lumlomi?

Di kaha pag-uli napisat na? 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 25, 2011, 07:16:34 PM
                                 

Bwahaha! Mahadlok man lang hinuon tang magminyo ani! 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 25, 2011, 07:18:44 PM
-over-thinking ruins you, ruins the situation, ruins the moment, twists things around, makes you worry,
    and generally just makes  everything much worse than it actually is.

The wholesome alternative:




- si Botoy, disciple ni Alfred Newman

Quote from: Kerstin on January 25, 2011, 07:38:23 PM
dia ra ang mi appear in the middle of the night 

Nagbitbit sa akong dead tool I'll be ready to fight...

Quote from: Kerstin on January 25, 2011, 07:36:03 PM
tua na galing to ,midiskarte sa ungo kay gatuwad na daan 

He he, angkas dayon kay magsarapsarap pa sa kalangitan. Pika tabok! 

Quote from: Kerstin on January 25, 2011, 07:14:13 PM
ahihihi Im in again.. 



-things don't always work out as planned and in the midst of confusion, we often wonder how things could ever be right again,
but life has a way of working out, sometimes better than we could ever imagine, surpassing all of our dreams and expectations.

Hmm. Life has a way of working out and it has a way of working in. It also has a way of working in and out, in and out... 

Hmm. Basin giuli sa baje ang ilang kinuptanan nga itlog?

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
And kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.


(a folk poem)

Quote from: luckybelle on January 24, 2011, 04:40:51 AM

In short, di bale ng tamad d naman pagod. PEACE

Tama. Di baleng tamad, wala namang regrets... 

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 06:52:55 PM
ahhhh, the taste of gourmets.  daan ko pa lagi nga ngilngig gyod nig kaliwat sila si bai bugsay ug bai lorenz.

Saludo jud bitaw ko ani nila.  Hmm*, unsa pa kaha diay kon Valencianhon nga baje...

*as in, nakasimhot... 

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 06:50:57 PM
buongon kong bayhana.  maluwasnon?  freedom fighter man tingali na.

Bwahaha! Basin imong buot ipasabot, "magawasnon"?   

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 06:48:59 PM
mausab gyod imong hunahuna kun makakita kag tabugok nga bungoton.

He he, unsay korte sa bungot? Parehas sa kang St. Francis?

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 25, 2011, 05:06:17 PM
truly a luxurious life...

to be happy with one's family.


absolute contentedness is, in my opinion, absolute luxury.

For poor old bachelors, ingon ra tawon ani ang comparable luxury...

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 06:38:06 PM
ahhh, maluwasnon diay ming duha sa among iro.

Ah, binuangon bayhana. Unsa guy "maluwasnon"? 

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 06:35:34 PM
ibig sabihin, ang bana rang paki-videoke ang ganahan sa kitiw sa dila sa asawa?  wa diay aniy problema si bugsay. 

Permi diay puno and trunk sa iyang awto kon maohon? 

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 06:27:36 PM
i believe 'ginamos' has the more attractive smell.

Then, that's it! Nakatimahog mawos nga ginamos sa Valencia!

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 06:23:10 PM
huhuhu, magkinahanglan diay ug sungay aron ko maluwas?  wa ko sabot ani, huhuhu.  

Ang angay luwason kay kadto rang mga sungayan? Unya, kadtong mga ikogan? 

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 06:19:29 PM
mokitiw ang ikog sa iro, mokitiw ang dila sa asawa.  ang dakong tigmo mao nga nganong malipay man ang bana kun mokitiw ang ikog sa iro pero masuko kun mokitiw and dila sa asawa?

Kay ang kitiw sa ikog sa iro way soundtrack? 

A v, y, or z virgin chicken...

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 06:07:07 PM
can't blame them.  they may have been searching for their long-lost relatives.

Or maybe just hungry and attracted to some oceanfish smell? 

It's raining old cats and dogs where I am, even now as I type this up, so here's this old rain song...


The CASCADES-Rhythm Of the Rain

Chicken tartare isn't bad, or so I'm told. 

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 05:16:06 PM
does this also work with spouses, bai hubs?

I really don't know much about cars. I know even less about spouses. Suffice it to say that, for me, the car I have, if any, is my dream car.

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 05:13:43 PM
...with the proper maintenance, shock absorber and all, and free from dents.

Whatever loving entails... 

Herman's Hermits - Something Is Happening (With Lyrics)



Something is happening
And it started happening when you walked by
Something is happening
And it's changing everything do you know why?

As soon as you started to kiss me
Something new suddenly hit me
Love walked over, it's always happening
The same sort of things to others too
Something is happening to me
And I only hope the same thing is happening to you

Something is happening
Exiting, bewildering you must know why
Something is happening
I can't think of anything but you and I

What begins, these happy notions
You do things to my emotions
I can't help whatever is happening
There's nothing about it I can do
Something is happening to me
And I only hope the same thing is happening to you

What begins, these happy notions
You do things to my emotions
I can't help whatever is happening
There's nothing about it I can do
Something is happening to me
And I only hope the same thing is happening to you

What begins, these happy notions
You do things to my emotions
I can't help whatever is happening
There's nothing about it I can do
Something is happening to me
And I only hope the same thing is happening to you