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#68301
...ug sa uban pang nagmahal sa buhilamang Hiligaynon...


benjo kag ang batalyon pitbull 


;D
#68302
Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 04:36:08 PM
Correct! pwede na sya magpapusil ana biskan petsa uno pah  ;D

Tayming kaayo...  ;D
#68303



::)
#68304
...ingnon nimo ani pagtubag:

Unsa? 400? Kadako gud anang 300. Unsaon man nimo ang 200? Abi ba nimog sayon pangitaon ang 100? 50 gani lisod man pangitaon, 20 pa kaha? O, sigi, niay 5…


;D
#68305



;D
#68306
Jokes and Humor / Re: Pizza is like sex
January 27, 2011, 04:23:50 PM



;D
#68307
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 27, 2011, 03:47:39 AM
bayad jud aron dili moderetso sa number 3.

Kon ang emergency kay way ikabayad, aw, deretso sa number 3...  ;D
#68309
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Ay, Kalisud!
January 27, 2011, 04:09:09 PM
I thought the sarcasm was patent.  :P
#68310
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 27, 2011, 03:51:40 AM
expired na diay to bai hubs.

Product of China pa jud...  :P
#68311
Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 03:19:50 PM

Pwede man sab nija pakaslan ija only wife 1o times from January to October... 1 ring each wedding... parang bungang renewal of vows  ;D pwede d na d i-notify ang registrar

Hmm, how creative.  ;D

Then comes November...  :-\
#68312
Question and Answer / Re: Question of the Day
January 27, 2011, 03:23:16 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 03:21:20 PM

harhar  ;D DILI

Good news for Bay Bolbuhol...  :-X
#68313
History / Re: Another Side of Adolf Hitler
January 27, 2011, 03:21:36 PM
One side of Adof Hitler...





The other side...





;D
#68314
Question and Answer / Re: Question of the Day
January 27, 2011, 03:12:50 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 01:40:02 PM

;D  ;D  ;D oi, ngyaks diay?  ;D

Kay di diay ka ngyaksan?  ;D
#68315
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Top Five Regrets of the Dying
January 27, 2011, 03:10:43 PM
Medyo parat pud. Tam-is nga parat...  ;D
#68316
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
hehehe, sorry about that.  i just thought it would serve as ample warning not to depend too much on wedding rings, or wives for that matter. ;D

Only a fool would, I reckon. Depending on the first is a grievous error, the second a disaster.  :-X
#68317
Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 02:59:47 PM

;D  ;D  ;D totpi with unbalance eggs... c small ug si big...  ;D

Kahinumdom lang hinuon ko sa kanta which begins:

I have two eggs
The small and the big...


;D
#68318
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Top Five Regrets of the Dying
January 27, 2011, 02:57:44 PM
#68319
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:42:01 PM
more practical than cruel, i must say.  to be saved once by one wedding from one bullet is enough miracle.  but 10 bullets from 10 wives?  unless his 10 wedding rings are as big as odysseus's shield, i must say he's pushing his luck too far.  one in 29 million, against.

He he, you're putting words into his mouth, er, pushing wedding rings into his fingers...  ;D
#68320
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:44:38 PM
niluko kay nihubag na man.

Bwahaha! Basin si Pakyaw ang kontra...  ;D
#68321
History / Re: Waffen SS
January 27, 2011, 02:44:30 PM
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2011, 02:16:08 PM
2nd amendment constitutional right na, Nong.

You have to tell me?
#68322
Talk of the Town / Re: Lousy Airport?
January 27, 2011, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:05:25 PM
wa kaha na tuyoa ug pa-lousy (like not making real big improvements all these years) aron makarason nga angay na gyod ibalhin sa panglao?

Hmm, there are so many things in the world that are difficult to fathom...

God Moves In A Mysterious Way 


God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea,
And rides upon the storm.

Deep in unfathomable mines
Of never-failing skill
He treasures up His bright designs,
And works His sovereign will.

Ye fearful saints, fresh courage take,
The clouds ye so much dread
Are big with mercy, and shall break
In blessings on your head.

Judge not the Lord by feeble sense,
But trust Him for His grace;
Behind a frowning providence
He hides a smiling face.

His purposes will ripen fast,
Unfolding every hour;
The bud may have a bitter taste,
But sweet will be the flower.

Blind unbelief is sure to err,
And scan his work in vain;
God is His own interpreter,
And He will make it plain.


--William Cowper


:-\


#68323
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Top Five Regrets of the Dying
January 27, 2011, 02:34:26 PM
#68324
Health and Food / Re: 8 Reasons Not to Eat Tuna
January 27, 2011, 02:30:59 PM
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:27:13 PM
oh, no!  now i'm having second thoughts about eating tuna.  :'(

Think again...





;D
#68325
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:16:20 PM
a bullet then from each of the 10 wives.  swell. ;D  i would put his chances at 1 in 29 million, like winning in the philippine lotto. ;D

Are you referring to his chance of survival? You're cruel...  :P
#68326
Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 02:16:31 PM

Hahaha... hastilang tikia, Lumoy kaajo with tumoy oi, maski wa pa jamo ipagimaw si sinaw nga opaw. Klaro kaajong gitujo pagpasundayag ijawat na lamang naay makaujon nga muangay ug lumoy..  ;D

He he, burag ulo sa tabugok...  ;D
#68327
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:13:17 PM
sure ka itlog na?  mora man lagi nag kinumo ug boksidor nga pildero?  :o

Kinumo?  ???  Unya, hain man ang kumagko?  ::)
#68328
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Top Five Regrets of the Dying
January 27, 2011, 02:16:28 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 02:04:24 PM

As few said, mabinuangon man pud

He he, rock salt of the earth pa jud...
#68329
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 01:59:00 PM
that's what i meant.  in other words, will he have 10 chances if he had 10 wives?  tigmo. ;D

Theoretically, yes. There should also be 10 bullets, no more, no less.  :-\
#68330
Health and Food / 8 Reasons Not to Eat Tuna
January 27, 2011, 02:09:43 PM
By Mickey Z., Planet Green

Let’s put aside ideologyâ€"for a momentâ€"and instead state an unadorned bit of common sense: Bluefin tuna (and other large fish) would not be in danger if humans didn’t kill and eat them. Thus, in that spirit, I present…8 Reasons Why We Should Leave Tuna (and Other Large Fish) Alone.





1. Mercury is Toxic

The FDA says: “Nearly all fish and shellfish contain traces of methylmercury. However, larger fish that have lived longer have the highest levels of methylmercury because they’ve had more time to accumulate it.” What can methylmercury do to us humans? For starters: brain damage, memory loss, personality change, tremors, spontaneous abortion, and damage to a developing fetus. Fatigue and memory loss caused by mercury poisoning from eating fish is so common that doctors even have a name for it: fish fog.

2. Large Fish Are Just Like Kittens (or Maybe Even Tigers)
In the words of PETA’s Ashley Byrne: “PETA thought that by renaming fish sea kittens, compassionate people who would never dream of hurting a dog or a cat might extend that sympathy to fish, or sea kittens.” Why kittens? Well, like cats, fish feel pain, have complex social interactions, form bonds, and express affection by gently rubbing against one another. You wouldn’t hook a cuddly little kitty through the mouth, would you? Greenpeace is taking a different approach, characterizing eating the endangered fish like eating a rhino or tiger. I think I prefer the kittens.

3. Tuna Deserve Respect, Not Extinction
Tuna are migratory fish that travel many thousands of miles in their lifetimesâ€"swimming more than 100 miles in a day. They can accelerate faster than a Porsche and reach speeds as high as 50 miles per hour.

4. Save the Dolphins and Whales
“Tuna is about as ‘dolphin-friendly’ as a boat propeller,” say the folks at PETA. “Even if dolphins aren’t ‘accidentally’ trapped in tuna nets, they are still killed intentionally by Japanese tuna anglers because they prey on tuna. Entire pods of whales and dolphins are rounded up and driven into shallow water where all but the youngest (who are captured and sold to aquariums) are slaughtered with knives and machetes.”

5. Eating Tuna Creates a Large Carbon Footprint
“Once caught,” writes Matthew McDermott, “the fish are packed into refrigerated coffins and flown to auction in Tokyo, where they are bought for up to $100,000 per tuna (bluefin are quite large…). From there, if not consumed locally, they are flown again around the world for sale in the United States, Europe or China.”

6. Overfishing is Killing Our Oceans
Greenpeace explains: “Populations of top predators, a key indicator of ecosystem health, are disappearing at a frightening rate, and 90 percent of the large fish that many of us love to eat, such as tuna, swordfish, marlin, cod, halibut, skate, and flounder have been fished out since large scale industrial fishing began in the 1950s.”

7. Food Poisoning
Every year, there are roughly 75 million cases of food-borne illness reported in the U.S. (no including, of course, episodes mistakenly attributed to stomach flu or virus). This leads to hundreds of thousands of hospitalizations and thousands of deaths. I’ll give you one guess what’s the number one cause of food poisoning in the U.S.: seafood.

8. Why Eat Dead Fish?
Why disrupt marine eco-systems by killing tens of thousands of creatures we humans do not even need to eat when you can choose a vegan tuna melt or vegan tuna burger or even some raw vegan tuna salad?


http://www.care2.com/greenliving/8-reasons-not-to-eat-tuna.html
#68331
Abstract na man jamo ning atong manorya.

Kinalanglan naa tay visual aids.

First and foremost, mao ni ang itlog nga dako...





;D


#68332
History / Re: Waffen SS
January 27, 2011, 01:59:03 PM
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 01:46:06 PM
hahaha!  paskang hubaga gyod nimo oy, bai hubs!  pinaborit gyod nako ang waffles.  what surprised me is the existence of a logo.  naa ba ni silay national day?  ;D

Naa, oi. Same as the NRA Day. Sila ang tig-serve og snacks sa annual convention...







;D
#68333
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 27, 2011, 02:13:14 AM
Bai D.I.....hinaut imo unta kong tubagon sa akong pongutana....

Nganong DAKO man imong 8 LOOG?

Wa na, mangluod na jud si DI ani sa TB. Wa pa siyay mapupo nga pagtulon-an, initan pa jud iyang itlog...  ;D
#68334
Family & Parenting / Re: Why Women Cry
January 27, 2011, 01:42:45 PM
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 01:40:01 PM
if i'm not mistaken, this piece is erma bombeck's.  she has also written a version for men.  that puts both men and women on the same footing when it comes to emoting.  this means that, in keeping with bai hubag's statement, di lang asawa ang makulatahan.  naa poy mga bana nga kulatado, eh? 

He he, at least exempted ko ani... Bay Bugsay, tubaga ang mapangahasong pangutana...  ;D
#68335
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 01:31:08 PM
kun iyahang lukpon ang tanan niyang tudlo ug wedding rings, makatoo kaha siya nga naa siyay ten chances?

Taym sa. One ring per wife ra. Kon gusto siyag 10 rings, kinahanglang naa siyay 10 wives...
#68336
Question and Answer / Re: Question of the Day
January 27, 2011, 01:37:47 PM
Ngee! Sa pangalan na lang daan, ngyaks na jamo...  :P
#68337
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Top Five Regrets of the Dying
January 27, 2011, 01:36:20 PM
Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 01:20:33 PM

Furthermore, manggihatagon pud  ;D

Sakto. Sigi na lang kon usahay matiawtiawon...  ;D
#68338
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 01:28:05 PM
naturalmente.  lisod sa kaayo kun ang nibuno maoy motig-ik.  maayo niya no...

Unya, kon ang nibuno naay frozen shoulder? Yataps!  :P
#68339
History / Re: Waffen SS
January 27, 2011, 01:27:58 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 27, 2011, 12:25:52 AM
hulubaton: ang akon gid sang kadungganan kag ang akon sang kabunayag

Aw, indi na lang Waffen ang imon kon maohon, ti, Waffle na lang:





Namit gid bla haw? O, heto ang NWA logo:





;D



#68340
History / Re: Bat Bomb
January 27, 2011, 01:20:24 PM
Another take on the fascinating "bat bomb", this time from www.listverse.com:




Developed by America in the wake of Pearl Harbor, this seemingly ridiculous idea proposed that hundreds of bats should be captured, and a tiny incendiary bomb be attached to the body of each. These bats would be placed in a bat carrier which would subsequently be dropped from a bomber. A parachute would deploy at 1000 feet to slow its descent, and the trays inside the carrier would separate out to allow some 1040 bats inside to escape. Once free of the carrier, the bats would disperse and roost throughout the buildings of the Japanese city beneath. Shortly afterwards, the timer-delayed bombs would detonate, sparking raging fires throughout the mainly wood and paper buildings. During one test drop, a group of bats roosted inside several of the testing facilities’ warehouses and buildings, burning them to the ground. Luckily for thousands of bats, the program was cancelled in 1944, due to the development of the atomic bomb.


;D
#68341
Matod pas asawa, "Sungkaba ko, pre!"







;D
#68342
Quote from: statesville on January 27, 2011, 12:13:35 AM
Naay  uban dinhang mga asawa nga sungkabon ni pare kon wala ang bana
labi na tua nilangyaw  kay  mangitag maayong panginabuhi.. ::)
  walay labot sa mga buotan nga asawa...

Naa puy uban dinhang mga asawa nga mao juy manghagad nga sungkabon ni pare kon wala ang bana...  ;D
#68343
Family & Parenting / Re: Why Women Cry
January 27, 2011, 12:25:33 PM
Quote from: statesville on January 27, 2011, 12:00:57 AM
, aguy, kasakit ba anang kumo... :o

Di lang kay hilak, danguyngoy ang dangatan...
#68344
Quote from: statesville on January 27, 2011, 12:03:55 AM
second chance to live...

Hopefully ang iyang second chance dili gamiton to love another one...
#68345
Ubay - Bohol / Re: UBAY CITY?
January 27, 2011, 12:22:15 PM
Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:21:18 PM
mao pod hehe.. sakay sakay nalng ta bay hubs..

He he, kinahanglan atong sakyan ang kusog mosarap, Bay Rogamz, kanag pwede molupad bisag ngitngit...
#68346
Bisaya Cebuano Language / "Ang maigo maoy motig-ik."
January 27, 2011, 12:19:00 PM
"Ang maigo maoy motig-ik."

Unsay buot ipasabot ani nga panultihon?  ???
#68347
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: 1, 2, 3 .... GO!
January 27, 2011, 11:59:09 AM
Oi, nganong niungot man ni sa #1?  ???
#68348
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 06, 2011, 02:15:32 PM
How Often Do You Laugh in a Day?

Katawa lang gud ta kon naay kataw-anan. Sigi na lang og katawa? Basin nasobrahan ta ka-"creative" kon maohon...

:P
#68349
Jokes and Humor / Re: Reasons for using a semicolon.
January 27, 2011, 11:54:35 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 27, 2011, 03:46:53 AM
patay diay ko ani sa IELTS kay mahilig ra ba mobutang comma sa mga sentences.

Ayaw lang pud butanging comma after every word, parehas sa comma poems ni Jose Garcia Villa:

In, my, undream, of, death,
I, unspoke, the, Word.
Since, nobody, had, dared,
With, my, own, breath,
I, broke, the, cord!


:P

#68350
Quote from: fdaray on January 27, 2011, 11:24:34 AM
Some don't wear bra  because they  felt someone is sucking their  mammary gland.

Or, some don't wear bra because they want someone to have no difficulty sucking their mammary gland.  ;D
#68351
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 27, 2011, 10:57:50 AM
i dated a girl who didn't wear bras. her preference in not wearing bras proved useful during our many 'swings' in the night. the act of suckling was easier.

Which in effect made you a veritable suckling pig, he he...  ;D
#68352
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 26, 2011, 11:58:04 PM
budlay gid mag bra sang mga lola na, kinsa gid dighi na indi gid naga bra? ibayaw gid sang inyong tiil

Ti angay magbra ang wanggits man, kay para indi magaabot sa sawog ang totoy haw.
#68353
Jokes and Humor / Re: what are you looking for mister?
January 27, 2011, 11:03:59 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 27, 2011, 03:45:16 AM
nag iniro man sad gud ning tawhana. pataka lang ug panimhot.

He he, padung diay sa ubos ang panimhot niya ani ron...
#68354
Jokes and Humor / Re: what are you looking for mister?
January 27, 2011, 11:02:59 AM
Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:32:51 PM
haha mao bitaw.. ajaw lang na askal nga iro ky baho wa kaligo...makadiskorahe sa diskarte ;D

Aw, kinahanglang ang iro parehas kahumota sa tag-iya...
#68355
Jokes and Humor / Re: Question mark facial moustache
January 27, 2011, 10:24:33 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 27, 2011, 03:51:00 AM
dili ba diay ni si einstein atong bata pa siya?

Morag mas Groucho Marx tingali...
#68356
Jokes and Humor / Re: Toilet fishing expedition
January 27, 2011, 10:21:13 AM
Pwede pun-on og ice unya tusloban sa lubot, pabugnaw aron mohiyos ang almoranas...  ;D
#68357
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Top Five Regrets of the Dying
January 27, 2011, 10:18:34 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 10:11:48 AM

Harhar... ;D In short "Walay Pili"  ;D

In other words, manggiluluy-on...  8)
#68358
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:43:30 AM
ug naay daghang nalisoan nga way creativity bisag gamay.  wa man tingaliy direct relationship ning liso ug creativity?  ???

Taym sa. Maybe asking absurd questions can be taken as a form of creativity...  ;D
#68359
Quote from: statesville on January 27, 2011, 02:12:19 AM
Kay ang mga insane maghallucinate man sad, their minds play tricks on them,
  like seeing things that are not real or delusions of grandiosity or persecutions,
   mao daghan ma create ilang hunahuna....kalooy baya  ::)

Like low-flying giant white birds with 3-meter-long wingspans?  ;D
#68360
Quote from: Vistabel on January 27, 2011, 12:56:49 AM
basin wala pa moepikto bai..ngana man jud na sa una..


Unsay huwaton nga moepekto? Ang ilang pagka-genius? He he, angay tingali sila mopujo una og dugay-dugay ilawom sa dagat... ;D
#68361
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 27, 2011, 12:30:08 AM
indi gid ako manugtoo aning february borns iliot.

Pebrero upod kagid, Bay Bolbs?
#68362
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Top Five Regrets of the Dying
January 27, 2011, 10:05:01 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on January 26, 2011, 11:05:31 PM

.....regrets I have few, too few too Mention.......... bang!  ;D

I did what I did not have to do and saw it through without emission, er, exemption...  ;D
#68363
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:30:42 AM
syalan ba ni... nahimong patwoh ang bakhing namatwoh? ;D

Baki gihapon, nakahinumdom lang pagtakuban... ;D
#68364
Quote from: bugsay on January 26, 2011, 11:41:12 PM
kwak!!!.... ;D

Unsa ni, kwak duktor? Or kwak nit?  :-X
#68365
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 27, 2011, 02:24:25 AM
Another story under the ocean :D

He he, some kind of neurosurgical procedure might need to be performed hereabouts. Meantime, ari lang ta sa ibabaw sa dagat ug mokanta na lang...

My Lobo lies over the ocean.
My Lobo lies over the sea.
My Lobo lies over the ocean.
Oh bring back my Lobotomy.


;D
#68366
Quote from: statesville on January 27, 2011, 02:19:56 AM
Will women create disasters?
  ang naghimo ani nga remarks need to ask the woman
  nga nagpahimugso niya.. ::)

Asa na ang atong author...
#68367
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: bad boy
January 27, 2011, 09:46:19 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 09:39:08 AM
basin sija na lamay na uwaw sa nagpabadlong nijang inahan ija intahon tag sampungan.. harhar  ;D  ;D   ;D

Burag mao ni nahitabo diri, he he...
#68368
Business and Economy / Re: Inside the Lending Business
January 27, 2011, 09:44:45 AM
Quote from: david on January 27, 2011, 02:59:09 AM
ingon ang insek...limbong ka patay di ka limbong patay gihapon, maayo pa limbong na lang
hhahahaha hing daghan man hiunoon sila wa man mangamatay

Hmm, di ba kaha ni application sa Confucian ethics nga gihisgotan ni Bay Vistabel sa laing thread?  ;D
#68369
Business and Economy / Re: Inside the Lending Business
January 27, 2011, 09:41:45 AM
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:47:28 AM
kun gusto nimong salbahesan, na hala, pangutang.

He he, ang salbahis ra ba kaila kinsay parehas nila, kinsay dili nila pautangon...  ;D
#68370
Quote from: statesville on January 26, 2011, 11:41:56 PM
..morag title sa horror movie...

Exact title of movie: The Hills Are Alive And Have Eyes

Synopsis: Members of the family of a retired military officer and their governess are murdered one by one by radiation-deranged folks...  ;D
#68371
Cars and Automotive / Re: The Real Meaning Of Luxury
January 27, 2011, 09:30:21 AM
Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:50:02 PM
tsk tsk morag lami na kahimtanga nimo bay hubs naa mamugos...

Tagamtamon jud ang panagsa nga mamugos, pamawi sa di maihap nga mibalibad ug nangyam-id, o kaha mibahakhak!  :P
#68372
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Next PI Top Model
January 27, 2011, 09:27:19 AM
Quote from: chicogon on January 27, 2011, 12:10:09 AM
;D Kuyawa sa kiay woi. Dakog chance ning duha, bwahahaha  ;D

He he, mata ug baba pay imo...  ;D
#68373
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Next PI Top Model
January 27, 2011, 09:22:43 AM
Hmm, unsa man ning "PI"? Ratio of circumference to diameter?  ???
#68374
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: bad boy
January 27, 2011, 09:18:07 AM
Kini maoy tunay nga bad boy kay di na manikin ang gitripan...





;D
#68375
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: bad boy
January 27, 2011, 09:15:20 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on January 26, 2011, 10:43:59 PM
Oi daghan baja  ;D

Zaon na lang. Di na man gani makaya sa naandan nga buluhaton, magbinag-o na hinuon...  :P
#68376
History / Re: Bat Bomb
January 27, 2011, 09:11:45 AM
Ipiktib nga bam gid kay ang Omeba Pingkilir




;D


#68377
History / Re: Bohol Karaoke Bars Closed
January 27, 2011, 08:47:49 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 27, 2011, 12:15:05 AM
damo pa gid sang clearance sang indi pa naga close, pede gid mag clearance sil.

Hmm, klirans sil sang mga GRO?  ;D
#68378
Quotable Quotes / Re: Seeing An Angel
January 27, 2011, 08:38:04 AM
Quote from: Kerstin on January 26, 2011, 08:22:29 PM
aha daghan diay mo nakakita sa white bird nga 3meters wings ni manoy DD?

Daghan kong nakit-an, kaso lang way documentation kay kusog jamo manglupad. Kini hinuong ilang batos nakuhaan og picture kay galukso-lukso ra man...





;D
#68379
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 27, 2011, 05:59:48 AM
perfect combination hubs.

Pero wa gihapoy bawt sa mga kumpit...
#68380
Quote from: Vistabel on January 26, 2011, 09:37:49 PM
aw kini kong di supot/pisot, aw hinoon tulion ba pud, galing lang kay mosutoy man ug dagan si Toto makakita kotsilyo.  ;D  kusog pa sa segbin modagan si Toto kong tuli na.

Ah, sa ato pa ang buot diay ipasabot sa talinis nga hinagiban, pisot...
#68381
Quote from: Kerstin on January 26, 2011, 08:12:54 PM
..ug sa dihang mipatim aw siya aroy! dis ah ba ka nag tuwad tuwad sigbini ka?  ;D

Basin nakigtinuwaray uban sa mga aswang sa pikas thread, kuyog sa 3-meter wingspan white birds!  ;D
#68382
Question and Answer / Re: Question of the Day
January 27, 2011, 08:23:21 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 27, 2011, 12:28:55 AM
e otot lang man gid

Te, ano kung baki ang lumugwa sa buli, e ano subong haw?   ;D
#68383
Question and Answer / Re: Damo isturya damo sayop
January 27, 2011, 08:21:38 AM
Quote from: Vistabel on January 26, 2011, 09:52:03 PM
Toto dagan To kay dia si Ete Waykurat gasukbit Kotsilyo sa hawak tulion nya ka  ;D
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 26, 2011, 11:26:41 PM
ano gid inglis gid man,

Try lang ko:

"BolBuhol run Bolbs here comes Ete Waykurat with a knife stuck in his belt, he's going to circumcise you!"


;D
#68384
Quote from: statesville on January 27, 2011, 12:30:24 AM
hahaha, Hubag, maayo gani dili ta silingan, mahadlok man sad ko nimo 
   nga naa ka sa daplin sa imong swimming pool  nakalimot sul-ob sa purol 

Ayaw kabalaka, Ms. States, kay behind closed doors ang akong pastime...  ;D
#68385
Question and Answer / Re: You Are Not Supposed to Know
January 27, 2011, 08:14:34 AM
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:25:27 AM
nanobra tingali ang contraception... ;D

He he, na-overdose lang sa contrasip-on...  ;D
#68386
Quote from: Lorenzo on January 26, 2011, 11:49:59 PM
hahaha murag multifactorial strengths man ning asin, Nong.

;)

He he, naay karne nga angay asinan aron dili mosamot pagkadunot...
#68387
Quote from: insurectus on January 27, 2011, 12:12:35 AM
I apil si chucky

He he, kini na lang real-life inspiration sa hitsura ni Chucky aron dili kaayo hadlok...





;D
#68388
Quote from: statesville on January 27, 2011, 12:27:48 AM
imbis malingaw ang bata, mahadlok na hinoon.....


Designed tingali ni alang kanila nga anaa na sa ilang second childhood...  ;D
#68389
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Female Urinal
January 27, 2011, 08:02:35 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 27, 2011, 06:05:30 AM
murag dildo

Mako jamo ang pansakanan, an!  ;D
#68390
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Female Urinal
January 27, 2011, 08:01:39 AM
Quote from: indaymen50 on January 27, 2011, 02:23:27 AM
Morag  mahugmo  man na  kon ako  ang molingkod... ;D

He he, di tingali ni lingkoran, pasiritan lang... 
#68391
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:17:50 AM


Hmm. Obviously the case of a man marrying the wrong woman...  ;D
#68392
Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 02:17:50 AM
i wish i could get hold of this book so i'll know what the author really means by the title because it's possible that it's just a figure of speech, in the league of 'splendor in the grass' or 'go ahead, make my day'. 

Hmm. Maybe "Everybody marries the wrong person" in the sense that "the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence"?  ::)
#68393
Family & Parenting / Re: Bana seloso kaayo
January 27, 2011, 07:53:37 AM
Quote from: statesville on January 26, 2011, 11:53:57 PM
lisod ning mga seloso, ilang asawa dili na lang makaligo, pirme lang manimahong ginamos   ::)

???  Nganong di man makaligo? Kay perming kuanon?  ::)
#68394
Jokes and Humor / Re: bride enjoyment
January 27, 2011, 07:19:27 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 27, 2011, 05:53:37 AM
di jud mahinayon ang kasal.

Ingnon na lang nga nakaihi sa kalipay...
#68395
Jokes and Humor / Re: Pizza is like sex
January 27, 2011, 07:17:46 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 27, 2011, 06:08:02 AM
pwede ra ka mag eat ug pizza while imagining having sex.

Aw, imagining ra man kaha, pizza ra man kaha ang gigunitan...  ;D
#68396
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
January 27, 2011, 07:16:04 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 26, 2011, 11:36:40 PM
sibog ogam rogamz

Rogamz ogam ogol Bolbuhol.
#68397
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
January 27, 2011, 07:14:11 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 26, 2011, 11:53:23 PM
magmayang otoms halede intsik

magtamsing wintirs trabaho pinoy
#68398
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
January 27, 2011, 07:12:54 AM
Quote from: bugsay on January 26, 2011, 11:58:29 PM
litiklitik saitlog kayway sidot... 8)

Malasado ipasuyop gwapa silingan.
#68399
Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:46:29 PM
haha igwalis diay na kahimtanga... ;)

He he, sigon pa sa ahong apohan, "Ajaw pamintaha, ajaw pabintaha."  ;D
#68400
Quote from: Kerstin on January 26, 2011, 08:37:31 PM
lawayan gyod na inyo hubon ni quacky dock!  :P

Lisod kon maohon. Kinahanglanon ang tingpahinumdom nga moingon, "Bugsay, ayaw kalimot nga tawo ka, dili ka batakbatak!"

;D