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Basin init ra jamo ang mantika ug nasobrahan ug luto maong natibugon ang "foreign bodies" sa kigow 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 31, 2011, 06:52:19 AM
Si Bugsay hinuon pwede sa monitorial position kay eksperyensyado siya sa pag-monitor sa iyang silingan nga Inchick through the window (inubanan sa pagpabuto sa iyang bazooka)...

Bwahaha!

Da pod pangamras usahay  Miaw! 

Quote from: chicogon on July 31, 2011, 01:33:50 AM
Di na pwede si Hi Hitler (Isler?) didto kay duna nay laing emperador didto nanghagis 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 31, 2011, 07:47:19 AM
Pwede kon iyang tunlon iyang garbo unya mosulod sa pagka-helper...

Aw, kung maohon dako pa diay chance mobalik pagka DH


DH = Dili Hitler 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 31, 2011, 09:32:39 AM
Dia ra ang dog driver ay, galaway uroy…

Bungotan sad ning usa da 

Nakig jogorms nis Botoy ni Bugsay gabii matang pa 

WARNING, PLEASE READ!!!

I don't usually re-post these but... If someone comes to your front door, and asks you to remove your clothes, and dance in your front yard with your arms in the air.. DO NOT do this, it is a scam!! They just want to see you naked. Please copy and post this to your status -- I wish I had received this yesterday.... I feel so stupid now..LOL  

I make it a point - kung buhion lang sa Ginoo - to visit Bohol at least once a year... in the last 25 years!!! 

Amen to that!

I used to go to Roderick & Vivien when home...

Panglao Island Escapade ~ Roderick & Vivien

Di na pwede si Hi Hitler (Isler?) didto kay duna nay laing emperador didto nanghagis  

Quote from: islander on July 30, 2011, 10:44:51 PM

Quote from: islander on July 31, 2011, 12:48:34 AM
ja, das ist mein fuhrer!

Hi Hitler!  

Trans. in Bol-anon: "jawas, ma todas (kuhaag balhibo (fuhr)) ko aning kalakia kung adto kos Bohol, labia sa 1st district hingaog iring to sila mor pa  

Aw, gakatawa diay nang laki? Abi pod nakog nihilak bwahahaha 

Mao nang nidako iya mata kay pag tan-aw niya sa tv monitor abi niyag siya bwahahaha 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 30, 2011, 12:17:45 PM
Pero ayaw pagjamajama diha, kay ikaw ra bay puntariya sa imperial forces...

Tua busy pa sa Spratlys ang taga pikas... plano siguro nila mag expansion kay gamay paman daw ilang empire. Duna man sad toy opening sa managerial position (machine gunner), aw, monitorial position (basooka department) basin gusto mo mo apply 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 30, 2011, 02:54:27 PM
Kini ang master meditator kay nagsul-ob og clerical robes...

Unsa ni siya Hindu monk or monkey? 

Kon mauhon ang ulo na lay atong gamiton para logod para ma check-in bwahahaha 

Ni overheat 

Ngyawas!!! 

PARA SA MGA GIMINGAW

Kalami ba nimo dong mogunit
Ang akong lawas mobati dayon sa kainit
Lupig pay saging nga binignit
Bisag hilaw pa ka ako jud kang makitkit.

Sa panahon sa ting-ulan nga bugnaw
Malawom man ang baha o hamabaw
Dayon mobati sa tumang kauhaw
Ingon ini ba jud diay ang gihidlaw.

Ako nagpaabot sa imong pagbalik
Puso koy di na natatahimik (aguy!)
Pastilan gajod ning akong tagalig
Bukas na lang ta mag-inusapay ug balik.

The Ghost Sacré-CÅ"ur du Montmartre

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 30, 2011, 12:16:37 AM
He he, dia ra mi ni Bugsay, nagtuon pud sa art of meditation iyawat madugangan ang among qualification...

Duha na lang pwede na makorom ni... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 30, 2011, 12:30:38 AM
Na hala, usbon nako akong conclusion. ing-ani na lang:

Lisora pud diay nimong pabilibon, oi. Bantog rang moboluntaryo kag sulti sa tinuod...

Territorial kaayo ang mga iring di ganahan kung adunay laing "empire" sa palibot. Colony nuon sa mga hulmigas mada-da ra bwahahaha. But "empire"? Nevaaaah gajud!!! 

Quote from: islander on July 29, 2011, 09:39:58 PM
mas bilib ko kun ang coke iyang gikaligo unya ang pikas tiil naggunit ug lugod.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 29, 2011, 10:19:30 PM
Lisora pud diay nimong pabilibon, oi. Bantog rang dali ra kang ikaaway...

Pang guinness world of record ning kang Ms Isle nga standard hahaha...  

Quote from: islander on July 29, 2011, 09:39:58 PM
mas bilib ko kun ang coke iyang gikaligo unya ang pikas tiil naggunit ug lugod.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 29, 2011, 10:19:30 PM
Lisora pud diay nimong pabilibon, oi. Bantog rang dali ra kang ikaaway...

Pang guinness world of records ni ka Ms Isle nga standard...   

Isog nuon jud tan-awon. Kung wa papod tupihe basin pod maa-an ug yotbayobog  

Basin taga Carmen, paryente sa "empress" of Empire 

Saw and read it on National Geographic. What a discovery!!! 

Pakals pa nuon ni dali ra masabtan hehehehe 

Ayaw lang palayo sa pedestrian pra safe gamay ajejejeje  

The expression, "Mao ni kinabuhi... hayahay!!!" 

Mao nay gitawag ug "What are friends for?!!"  

Thanks for the info, Miss Isle. Next assignment: how the term FIFTH DIMENSION came about. Ajaw na tong 6TH SENSE kay bag-o pato gigam-ag sine ajejejeje 

Visiting Malinao Dam

I hope makauli ko in time for the celebration... bibo tale 

Malinao Dam â—‹ Pilar, Bohol

Nag otso-osto? Hahahaha 

Happy birthday, Dong Enz. I hope you took time off today to celebrate this one special special moment 

Lord talaga alam kung kelan ako babatukan sa ulo. Here He is again trying to get my attention    

Message:

"Hello!... busy ka? naku mukha nga... tagal na natin di nagkikita... tagal mo na ako di dinadalaw... alam mo miss na kita... o sino yang nagtext sa iyo?... buti pa sa kanya nakapagreply ka agad... napansin ko ang dami mong ginagawa talaga... ang dami mo ring things to do diyan sa planner mo ah!

* mapangarap ka talaga noh?... ang dami mong plano.  nakakatuwa naman na malaman yan. kasama ba ako sa plano mo? ano? naku di ka agad makasagot... sige okay lang alam ko naman kung ano talaga sagot mo... *

nakita kita nung Friday, aga mo umalis sa office. alam mo ba, ang akala ko pupuntahan mo ako. ooppss! hindi pala! TGIF (THANK God it's Friday) pala kayo ng mga friends mo. umaga ka na nakauwi ah? naghintay ako sa 'yo. pagpasok mo sa kuwarto mo, di mo ako napansin... haaay! kawawa ka naman siguradong kinabukasan masakit ang ulo mo, tanghali ka na gigising... Ang dami mong lakad, naghihintay ako na tayo naman ang maging magkasama kaya lang sa dami ng schedules mo sa trabaho at sa labas ng office parang malabo .

O sige na, balik ka na sa work mo. i might be eating too much of your time maging dahilan pa ako para masira ang plano mo sa araw na ito... gusto ko lang sabihin sa'yo na nandito lang ako kapag kailangan mo ako... pag hindi ka na busy. totoo yon! walang biro! ayaw mong maniwala? Ganon kita kamahal kasi! ayaw mo pa ring maniwala? Haaay! remember this, kahit singit lang ako lagi sa buhay mo, kahit biglaan mo lang na natatawag ako dahil nagulat ka, nasaktan ka, nauntog ka o dahil part ang pangalan ko nung binabasa mo sa text, you will be in my heart always...

trial after trial isipin mo kasama mo ako na lumalakad, hindi man sa buhangin, kasama mo pa rin ako... sa lahat plano mo , kahit hindi mo ako kasama perfecting it... para mas maging masaya ka... minsan tayo naman ang mag-usap ha? minsan ako naman ang dalawin mo... miss na talaga kita eh...

sa akin hindi ka singit lang..."

JESUS

Man to man diay ning duwaa... robo jamo 

Aw tinuod diay gyod ang gyera deri...   mode na lang ko kay kapoy baya istorya'g maninggles sa mga tawo kada adlaw, basin maa-an patag taga Fifth World ani bwahahaha!!!  

Quote from: magbalantay on July 24, 2011, 09:26:59 PM

sa sunod ang prostitution mahimo na ning profession...lupig na jud ang mga preschool teachers

It's the oldest profession matud pas Biblia 

Quote from: islander on July 27, 2011, 10:10:00 AM
if you're thinking of who i'm thinking, that person you have in mind isn't really an atheist.  she worships herself.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 27, 2011, 05:24:15 PM
Hmm, kon maohon malagmit daily communicant...

or "dili " communicant 

Wa ko kahibaw nga hippie diay nis Ms Isle... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 26, 2011, 03:25:39 PM
Hmm, as a matter of fact, am presently looking forward to a cool employment...

Coming from a hot deployment? 

Quote from: islander on July 26, 2011, 03:05:13 PM
OT:  goodness gracious!  it is LORENZ'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!  blazes, i wish i could make you that biko cake with caramelized brown sugar (and some honey perhaps?) on top.  

my sked for tomorrow is to the animal shelter to have 3 homeless kittens dewormed, then on to baking banana and dates muffins.  i will eat the muffins for you, okay?  then i'll whisper to the 3 homeless kittens that it's your birthday.  (greetings from the rest of us in tb are better saved for tomorrow.)  25 going on 30?  swell!

Aw, happy birthday diay Dong Enz. May your tribe increase!!! (Did I say enough?)  

Quote from: bugsay on July 26, 2011, 09:55:26 AM
sikmahay lang...way latos.....wa'y bon-anay ug kugmo ha..

Kung di mada sikmahay mag gigkanay nalang ta unya da tila... tila way sukod sa bawos 

Quote from: Shirley Bohol on July 26, 2011, 06:10:35 AM
Ayaw ug ayaw jud mo pakontrol aning mga relihiyon. You are the most important commodity sa ilang panginabuhi. Panginabuhi ug ngal-ngal sa mensahe nga gikan ra sa ilang mga lubot ug walay kamatuoran.
Pangaligo mo oy, nanimaho uroy mo ug utot. Dili mo maulaw sa mga Pinoy nga nagkamoritsing na ang mga nawong unya inyoha pa jud nga tontohon, mga tonto jud mo..hehehe

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 26, 2011, 07:44:45 AM
Hi Shirley,

You know, you are entitled to your own beliefs and I respect your right in expressing your view. We all cannot agree to everything. To choose to believe or not believe is an individual right. Na sige, I said all I had to say.

Peace.

Yes yes yes, everybody's entitled to one's belief but that doesn't give anyone the right (nor the privilege) to be ugly in speech. Or else, mag gyera tag luwa be...  

TBTK Video 2012

He's a melody (MELODIOLA) every one Filiipino should start humming...  

Call To All Nations - Romeo Mascariñas

"Sa ilalim ng kandogan mo..."

I love her...





the dog ba 

Si Ms Isle nagtan-aw tawon nimo...

They are a wreck kuno! Bwahahaha! 

Quote from: islander on July 25, 2011, 01:52:03 PM
There is no neutral ground in the universe: every square inch, every split second,
is claimed by God and counterclaimed by Satan.  (C.S. Lewis)

Hmmm nitingog na ang spokeperson sa kalangitan. Pero ang Catholic Defender sa TB nitagolilong pa. Tawgon kaha nato siya'g "amigo ni Shirley" o Anghel Magbalantay sa Balingsya (LoL) 

Wa kaha poy ingredients  nga mansanitas ani bwahahaha

Bwahahaha!!! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 25, 2011, 12:02:50 PM
hehehe, next time if you're in Chicago, I'll cook this for you.

But if you like, I can also cook kare kare for you instead. hahaha!

Very close to Louisiana red beans and rice... in looks  

Paboritong tanum ni Edu Manzanu 

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 25, 2011, 11:53:34 AM
Today, we decided to cook Thai Food. Our version of Kang Karee, a very popular Thai curry dish.

Hmmmm morag kare-kare... yummy to the eyes already 

Went to a Japanese Restaurant today called "MIYAGI" which is new in Slidell (3 weeks old) 

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 25, 2011, 11:08:11 AM


Lunch!

Naglaway ko ani!!! Yummmmy!!!  

Happy Hour in the Jungle


Tubag Bohol â—‹ Mananap Nangahubog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manzanita

Manzanita is a common name for many species of the genus Arctostaphylos. They are evergreen shrubs or small trees present in the chaparral biome of western North America, where they occur from southern British Columbia, Washington to California and New Mexico in the United States, and throughout much of northern and central Mexico. They are characterized by smooth, orange or red bark and stiff, twisting branches. There are 106 species of manzanita, 95 of which are found in the Mediterranean climate and colder mountainous regions of California, ranging from ground-hugging coastal and mountain species to small trees up to 20 feet (6m) tall. Manzanitas bloom in the winter to early spring and carry berries in spring and summer.[1] The berries and flowers of most species are edible.

The word manzanita is the Spanish diminutive of manzana (apple). A literal translation would be little apple. The name manzanita is also sometimes used to refer to species in the related genus Arbutus, which is known by that name in the Canadian area of the tree's range, but is more usually known as madroño, or madrone in the United States.

Culinary use

Traditional uses of the plant include collecting the berries, drying them, and grinding them up into a coarse meal. Fresh berries and branch tips were also soaked in water to make a refreshing cider. When the bark curls off, it can be used as a tea for nausea and upset stomach[citation needed]. The younger leaves are sometimes plucked and chewed by hikers to deter thirst[citation needed]. Native Americans used Manzanita leaves as toothbrushes.

Quote from: islander on July 25, 2011, 12:09:34 AM
may tendency man gyod unta ko nga mo-i-love-my-own, pero this time around, mo-admitir ko nga layo pa gyod ang panglao.  abog pa, wa magkadimao ang dalan, at least the last time i was there.  bisan ang tourism service sector sa tagbilaran leaves much room to be desired.  training lang tingali ang kuwang sa "natives".  lalim ba uroy, gikan sa pantalan, where we were fetched by a resort hotel's car service, magsigeg lingi ang driver, sigeg istorya nga "inyo gyod pod kong tagaan ug pinaskohan no?"  balik-balik pa ra ba, morag nahadlok nga managan mi.  dugangan sa bell service, mao gihapon.  bastosan ko anang mangayo, di maghuwat nga mohatag tag tip because we appreciate their service. 

purya gaba never na gyod ko mobalik anang resort hotel.  maayo pay alzhun; morag pamilya ang staff, di pa gyod mangayo mao nga mosiguro gyod kog hatag ug dako-dako, unya makapakaon pa kog mga stray cats, hahaha!     

I thought along those lines a long time ago and still insist that we haven't improved much from the last time I made such comments if you know what I mean. Much of our locals don't even know what the "world-stardard" really entails. We're no biggies yet (Boracay included) in world tourism, however unique and natural our potentials are in that domain. Hope in time we will be...

Translation:
Wa pa ta moabot sa punto nga "sud-gawas" ang mga "visitors" by the seconds, by the minute - as in guot (mob) - like in such places as La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, the Forbidden City of Beijing, Tour Eiffel and La Louvre of Paris, Disneyland (all locations), Universal Studios (all locations), Niagara Falls of Canada, Bali (Indonesia), etc.

Panglao, Carmen, and Bohol in general kay by the hour or more pa ang bisita nga modagsa and in small numbers pa jud

Quote from: Shirley Bohol on July 25, 2011, 01:55:57 AM
It's not right to put God on everything you know.

It's ones choice and decisions..

Hmmmm since when? 

Quote from: Shirley Bohol on July 25, 2011, 01:55:57 AM
It's not right to put God on everything you know.

It's ones choice and decisions..

Now I wonder what Brother Lorenz has to say on this hehehehe... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 24, 2011, 03:16:59 PM
A significant point, Ms. Isle! Correct! Sorry I was thinking more of optical illusions, not logical fallacies...

Or is there such coinage as "egg-lical illusions?" Toinks! 

Nagpasabot ba kini nga dili pa world-standard ang Panglao? 

Mansanitas = Bloody Mary = Mansang gamay ni Inday Nita (drama sa Cebu sa una) 

Ari lang mis mabaw...

Kung molihok ganig balik biraheg BAYGON pod bwahahaha!!! 

Simpleha rag gikamathan bwahahaha!!! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 24, 2011, 11:42:03 AM
Tsk, tsk, tsk, na-export na pud diay ning abilidara...

Dugay naman tingale ni na export ajejejeje 

Quote from: Shirley Bohol on July 24, 2011, 12:09:04 AM
It's not hope, it's the acceptance that one can never be perfect, and his good deeds outweighed his imperfections..

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 24, 2011, 01:58:51 AM
correct!

Please continue... til you find God in the middle 

Quote from: islander on July 24, 2011, 01:33:45 AM
one accepts because one holds hopes that despite someone's imperfections, he is still very much capable of good deeds.  aahhh, hope, without this virtue, of what use then is going on?  one cannot always strike lucky, y'know.

Korekto mundo! Acceptance and hope are two inseperable virtues worth the other and the quest on/for fidelity on the side 

Quote from: Shirley Bohol on July 24, 2011, 12:09:04 AM
It's not hope, it's the acceptance that one can never be perfect, and his good deeds outweighed his imperfections..

Aaah mora man hopelessly hoping but remaining hopeful bisan jud ug hopeless nga pagka hope   Kung ni Bay Confucius pa, "hopia!"  

Quote from: islander on July 23, 2011, 11:38:15 PM
sayon ra himoong bugan, hahaha!

pwede pod bug-at nga hubag 

Quote from: islander on July 23, 2011, 11:38:15 PM
sayon ra himoong bugan, hahaha!

as in bugsay nga modagan ba!!! 

Quote from: islander on July 23, 2011, 11:42:36 PM
unya kun pul-an na ug hope, lucky strike na pod.

From divorce to going strong... I wonder if there were lucky stikes in between?  

Kidding of course... ;D

Bug-at sad itlog ning iringa ajejeje 

Bug-at sad nig itlog ning iringa ajejeje 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 22, 2011, 10:22:40 AM
Hmm, morag ang chaplain maoy gakodak...

Gesugo ra kong BQN ani 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 23, 2011, 10:55:56 AM
Wa hibaw i Toy ikaw ang hatagan ni Hamad ani kay tulo nalang ka letra imoha na .Unsaon man pud nimo ning islaha nga puro man bas way landong

Pero ang nahabilin nga mga letra kay sa ga spell man pof BUG 

Samot na ug mag drive2x ug fortuner ug mag buhot2x ug hope (LoL) 

Quote from: islander on July 23, 2011, 02:33:48 PM
naa man lagi ang unlan ni bugsay dinhi?!

Dili na para yoga unlana, para yogyogan ra!!! 

Naunsa naman tawon ning kalibotana?!! 

Lingia pod toy! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 23, 2011, 08:56:11 PM
Hmm, gipasul-ob unta diay ni Verzosa unya gitestingan...

Gipalinya bitaw kuno unya ge rakrakan bwahahaha 

More power to both of you!!! 

Sayang bitaw, saonz wala man ko kakitag mopuli deri sa trabaho human sa 1 month ug 12 days nga bakasyon sa atoa 

Kapangayuon ko da, bwahahaha 

Bulit sa roof (sin) siguro to, dili bullet-proof bwahahaha 

Sayang dili na ko maka attend 

When:
August 5, 2011

Where:
Kentizen Fusion Lounge
88 West Pender Street
Vancouver, BC
Canada

Quote from: Shirley Bohol on July 22, 2011, 01:08:39 AM
Kinsa may newspaper nga barato magpaadvertise  para sa  house and lot nga palitonon?

Aw di diay na free? LoL 

Way lingaw, mao na! Hehehehe 

Quote from: islander on July 21, 2011, 03:02:08 PM
hahaha!  kinsa pa kaha ang ubang secret yogis dinhi sa tb no?

Kinsay mga yogi? O basin kinsay mga way yigo? Morag daghan tingale bwahahaha 

Mao ni gitawag ug "agoy" (yoga) 

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 21, 2011, 10:27:48 PM

TB Marine Tacticians: (L to R) Marine Tigs, Marine Bugs, Marine Hubs, Marine Lorenz
(pahipi ug gangisi), Marine Mags (gangisi), Marine Guaps (pahipi pod) ug si Marine BuwadSanga (nagpaawahi)  

Xiensa na ngano maning nag balik2x man akong post woi