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Quote from: Lorenzo on January 31, 2011, 07:09:00 AM
• They believe people must avoid eating dinuguan, which is pork blood stew, a Filipino delicacy.

Wayok. Pwede ba kaha kon dugo sa ubang mananap? 

St Quiteria was one of nine sisters all born at the same time (nonuplets). The nine girls’ mother was a lady of high rank and she was disgusted that she had given birth to nine children like a common animal and even more so that she had nine daughters and no son (son’s were far more valuable). In a fit of rage, she demanded that her nurse take the babies and drown them in the river. The nurse couldn’t do it so she took them to a remote village where the girls grew up together. Then things get really weird. They formed a nonuplet warrior gang.

The girls were all good Christians and their gang was formed to travel around breaking Christians out of jail. They spent a number of years in this task (and smashing Roman idols) until they were caught and returned to their father, who recognized them. He told them all to marry good Roman pagans but they refused and broke out of jail. Then the real badass began. They waged a guerilla war against the Roman Empire. Eventually, the girls were all killed or died (Quiteria was beheaded) and along with Quiteria, two of her sisters Marina and Liberata are saints.


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Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 31, 2011, 12:36:43 AM
She said Baguio City lost its bid to host the event last Nov. 2009 due to bad weather conditions.
Conejero said the Baguio City mayor offered to host dinner for more than 4,000 delegates if they were chosen as host.

Kwartahan ang Baguio City, o bulala lang jud ang ilang mayor?

Bisan way antiyohos, klarong brayt...

Kini ang precocious kitten...

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 11:35:55 PM
faet.  motug-an na lang ko... amay baya usahay ang i-angga sa uban nako.  kun naay masuko nga dut sa amay, likay na lang ko oy.

Pero ang banana republic, permi jud dut sa amay... 

Kini maoy klarong libat...

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 30, 2011, 02:10:10 AM

He he, mora mag si Jean-Paul Sartre ning libatang iringa ni... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on January 31, 2011, 05:36:37 AM
i prefer both. perhaps having sex first then have a pizza later or vice versa or all at once.

Delikado kon ang slice adto mahungit sa bisong... 

Yama-yama ra man tingali ni Scarb kining idiom nga "dulot sa amay"...

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 31, 2011, 11:57:29 AM
hmmm unsaon man , nong, ug ilang common passion is: eat and sex?

di ba ma bulingon ilang kutchina? yak 

Ang lisod kon magkamuritsing ang ilang mga lubot... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 31, 2011, 11:58:31 AM
ha ha ha, sigoro hilig pood si ondoy bolanon ug si nong bolanon mo kaon ug bisong.

ah, sigoro.

Lami bitaw kuno ang bisong sa baka, especially the lips... 

Read on...

Here’s my favourite recipe for Cow’s Vagina Lips â€" and I’ll have you know some of the best chefs in Europe (and my late grandmother on my father’s side) prepared this dessert in this fashion:

600 Cow’s Vagina Lips
4 Tablespoons castor sugar
6 egg yolks
5 ml vanilla essence

Blend the above ingredients together until smooth and free of lumps.

Strain through a tea strainer or sieve and then pour into ramekin dishes.

Bake for about 15-20 minutes in an oven of 180°C until set. You will know when they are set when the lips don’t ripple.

Remove from heat, cool and then refrigerate.

Once cool top with the following: a teaspoon of white sugar on each…… use your blow torch or grill to brown.

Cow’s Vagina Lips are best when still cold right through.

http://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=540054&page=1


Bwahaha! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 31, 2011, 11:56:16 AM
lol, sigoro ang libro sa kamot sa ministero kuan sigoro na..a mega-menu book dili bibliya.

He he, maybe their wedding vows went something like this:

I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in obesity and in health, for fatter or for worse, until trans fats do us in. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 31, 2011, 11:52:08 AM
ingon kono ang usang leyteno, "basta bol-anon, hilig mokaon sabao nga baka."

tinuod ba ni?

Hilig pud mohigop unod nga baka...

Labi na kon naay common passion, sama ani nilang duha...

Bwahaha! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 31, 2011, 05:19:11 AM
To: All members of tubag bohol dot com, and persons involved in this matter.


I have a question to all of you who are willing to share their views:

Why do you think women develop relationship with priests? We tend to have a presumption on why priests would engage with women, their celibacy in conjunction with their natural sexuality may cause such pluripotent ramifications. But i would like you all to dig deep in your core precepts , your principles, and to give us an answer why do you think / what psychological mechanism would allow a woman to engage with a man who is supposed to be of the cloth?

Let us talk about this further in detail.  I would also like to do a psychoanalysis / psychodynamic psychoanalysis of the different reasonings.


Thanks.
Lorenz

Malagmit mao ni ang makabugto aning lamboha... 

He he, klaro nga McDo ang ilang abotanan... 

The Chocolate Hills of Bohol


             Many years ago, at the foot of Happy Mountain, there lived a wealthy couple who had an only daughter.  The daughter was good-looking, but she was arrogant, mean, and lazy.  She was called Amada.  The couple had a neighbor, a wise woman and mother of twins.  The twins were called Ruben and Teresa.   They were kind to everyone, and they grew to love God's creatures around them.  Everyday they knelt and bowed their heads to pray.

       One bright morning Amada, Ruben, and Teresa were playing in Amada's garden when an old woman came by and begged for alms.  Ruben and Teresa dug into their pockets but did not find anything.  So Teresa took off her pearl necklace and gave it to the beggar.  Amada did not like the idea.  She tried to grab the necklace.  She threw stones and splashed water at the beggar.  However, the beggar did not let go of the pearls.

       Instead, she shouted angrily, "You are unkind and rude.   I'll take you somewhere to teach you good manners.  On the other hand, the kind children will be rewarded."  The woman took Amada away.  Ruben and Teresa went to Amada's parents and told them what had happened.

       Although Amada lived with the old woman, who turned out to be a fairy, she still did not change her ways.  She slung sticks at the fairy and did other mean things.   The fairy promised to give Teresa's pearls to Amada if she would become good.

       One night Ruben heard a call.  He thought it was Amada.   So he went out with Teresa and headed towards where the voice seemed to have come from.   They walked and walked until they reached the house of a giant.  The giant was happy to see them.  He thought his supper was assured that night.  The giant's wife begged him not to eat the two children.  The stars began to fall.   Little brown soldiers came in line and fought the giant.  When the fight was over, Amada had become a changed girl.  She became very kind.  She was also happy to be with Teresa and Ruben again.

             The brown soldiers ran away with the children until they reached home safely. The pearls that Amada received from the fairy were scattered into the fields as a symbol of kindness and humility.  They became hard chocolate drops and grew into chocolate hills.  Today they are the famous Chocolate Hills of Carmen, Batuan, and Borja in Bohol.

http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Tagalog/Cebu%20Culture/cebu_folklore_fs.html


Ang Chocolate Hills sa Bohol


      Sa kanhiay nga mga tuig, sa lusaran sa Bukid sa Kalipay, may nagpuyo nga adunahang magtiayon nga may bugtong nga anak nga babaye.  Ang anak maanyag apan mapahitas-on, hinawayon, ug tapulan.  Ginganlan siya ug si Amada.  Ang magtiayon may silingan nga usa ka makinaadmanon nga babaye nga aduna'y anak nga kaluha.  Ang kaluha ginganlan ug si Ruben ug si Teresa.  Sila manggiluy-on ug nagtubo nga mapinanggaon sa mga binuhat sa Diyos sa ilang palibut.   Matag adlaw sila moluhod ug moduko aron mangadye.

      Usa ka madan-ag nga buntag, si Amada, si Ruben, ug si Teresa nagduwa sa ilang Amada'ng hardin sa diha'ng may usa ka tigulang babaye nga niagi ug nagpakilimos.  Si Ruben ug si Teresa nikuot sa ilang bulsa apan wala sila'y nahinol.  Busa gitangtang ni Teresa ang iyang kuwentas nga perlas ug gihatag ngadto sa makililimos.  Niini wala mahimuot si Amada.  Buot niya nga ilugon ang kuwentas.  Iyang gibato ug gisabyagan ug tubig ang makililimos.  Apan wala buhii sa makililimos ang mga perlas.

       Hinuon masuk-anon nga misinggit ang tigulang, "Dawo ka ug wa'y batasan.  Dagiton ko ikaw ug tun-an sa hustong pamatasan.   Sa laing bahin, kining mga bata nga manggiluy-on akong pagabaslan."  Unya si Amada gidagit sa tigulang.  Giadto ni Ruben ug Teresa ang mga ginikanan ni Amada ug gisaysayan sa nahitabo.

      Samtang si Amada kauban sa tigulang babaye, kansa usa diay ka engkanto, wala gihapon mabalhin ang iyang pamatasan.  Iyang gilabay ug kahoy ang engkanto ug gibuhatan ug uban pang salawayon nga buhat.  Ang engkanto nagsaad nga iyang ihatag kang Amada ang mga perlas ni Teresa kon siya magbinuotan. 

      Usa ka gabii si Ruben nakadungog ug usa ka tawag.  Nagtuo siya nga si Amada kadto.  Busa milakaw siya kauban si Teresa padulong sa gigikanan sa tingog.  Padayon sila paglakaw hangtud niabut sila sa balay sa usa ka higante.  Ang higante nalipay sa pagkakita kanila.  Abi niya aduna na siya'y sigurado nga panihapon nianang gabhiona.  Nagpakiluoy ang asawa sa higante nga dili sa higante kaonon ang duha ka bata.  Ang mga bituon nagsugod pagpangatagak.   Unya mga gagmay nga sundalong kape nibutho ug naglinya nga nibatok sa higante.   Sa nahuman ang away, si Amada nabalhin.  Nahimo siyang manggiluy-on kaayo.   Nalipay siya nga nakauban na usab niya silang Teresa ug Ruben.

      Ang mga sundalong kape nanagan uban sa mga bata hangtud nga huwas sa peligro nga niabut sa ilang pinuy-anan.   Ang mga perlas nga nadawat ni Amada gikan sa engkanto iyang gisabwag sa yuta isip timailhan sa pagkamanggiluy-on ug pagkamapahiubsanon.  Nahimo kining mga bantok nga kending tsokolate nga nitubo ug nahimong mga bungtod nga tsokolate.  Karong panahona mao na kini ang gibantog nga Chocolate Hills sa Carmen, Batuan, ug Borja sa Bohol.

Quote from: chicogon on January 31, 2011, 03:35:13 AM
But that's the truth of the matter... that is still a big controvery among those in the clerical state.

Mao nga iampo jud nato sila nga way pagkahuman...

Ug ato pud nga iamo nga kinsa man kadtong nakasala mahitungod aning butanga, nga makanunayon ang ilang pag-usab og pintal sa ilang atop... 

Tip of the iceberg ra galing ni...

Cute kaayo ang pussy...

Ang putlong kinahanglang putlong arong sayong kaonong... 





Birdadiro gid indi ba, Bay Bolbs?

Bitaw, sayon ra kaayo nga bisan unsa na lang anha ipahid sa relihiyon...

Quote from: bisayantek on January 31, 2011, 12:45:22 AM


Sa dihang misulod ko sa Souvenir Shop nga nahimutang kilid sa Governor's Mansion sa Tagbilaran City, uban nila ni Pareng Mike Ligalig ug Randy Garlitos, usa sa nakatagad nako kining T-shirt nga may tatak nga BBB kun Basta Bol-anon Buotan. Lagi, garbo jud sa buotang mga Bol-anon ang pagsul-ob niini.      (Hulagway kuha ni Mike Ligalig)

He he, daghan ra bang bad words sa atong pinulongan nga nagsugod sa letrang B...

Tsk, tsk, tsk, delikado na ra ba daan ang mga kalsada diha sa mountain barangays...

Oi, naa na pud diay unyay "A boy in every port"... 

A nice day to you too, Cora. Have you had your appetizer yet? 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on January 31, 2011, 12:52:36 AM
Bran, mura man ug nalibat ang cat.

Nalibat jud. Kining antiyohosa morag para man sa libat nga tag-iya... 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 07:19:22 PM
oh, my goodness!  koddih, maghunosdili ka (bawo ba uroy, unsa ba ning kabineta sa tagawog oy, hunos man kaha).  why you know that nuns wear underwear?

He he, sorry, but I can't help sharing a post of mine that recently appeared elsewhere here sa TB:

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 07:52:22 PM
Periko Nga Hinag-an

Gisinggitan sa periko ang tulo la madre nga milabay: "Blue, black, red!" Nahingangha ang mga madre kay mao may kolor sa ilang mga panty. Sa sunod adlaw misinggit na pud ang periko: "Yellow, white, green!" Sakto na pud ang periko! Sa ikatulong adlaw, nagsabot ang mga madre nga dili sila mag-panty. Nahimut-okan kadiyot ang periko, pero dari ra siyang naulian, ug dayon misinggit: "KULOT, UBANON, UPAW!"


Bwahaha! 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 11:52:40 PM
such exercises prepare them for this:

He he, maayo gani kay they are steeped in Lubutshido...

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 11:50:20 PM
dia ra ang ilang exercise ay:

He he, bungot na lay kuwang... 

Quote from: islander on January 31, 2011, 12:06:42 AM
oldataym.  nakaporke lang kay naa man god sa sulod sa tiyan sa drinker ang drink.  kinahanglan ko pa bang sandayongan ang tiyan aron mobugwak ang drink? 

goodnight usa ko, bai hubag.  nahilom man tong imong igzu.  nahadlok tingali sa imong gikaon ganina o nag-facebook ba kaha to o unsa pa bang ubang itsi buritsi sa internet.  matulog na ko hapit kay hapit na man ang oras sa pagtomar ug tambal sa ubo ni youngest kid.  ikaw tulog na pod aron di ka luya sa imong pamingwit ugma. 

goodnight hubag, goodnight tb netizens. over and out.   

Good night, Ms. Isle. He he, nakatulog man gud ko ganihang hapon kay for some reason offline ang TB. But, yes, mo-out na ko rong taudtaod. And yes, the fish don't wait...

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 11:38:18 PM
proud man gihapon ang groom niya...

Basin mas nakapugong ang groom... 

He he, sigi kay akong pakapinan og sparkling wine.. 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 07:10:41 PM
karon, sultihi kuno ko bai hubs nganong di nako initan ang hubog.     

Hate the drink, not the drinker... 

Quote from: morning bell on January 30, 2011, 11:29:18 PM
amay means bone marrow.......
so, kun moingon kag akong gugma dut jud sa amy, o akong kalagot nimo dut jud sa amay, kana di na na basta2 nga emotion.... to the highest level na jud na... di ba naay may moingon nga dut sa bukog? kini, lahos pa jud sa bukog kay ni taslup pa man sa bukog

Hmm, Binisaya ni siya, Ms. MB? Ang akong nahibaw-an nga bone marrow, uyok man.

Dili pud ni sama sa "Amay namon, nga yara ka sa mga langit..."

Ah, dut sa bukog. Di kay ang bukog maoy nitaslup...

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 11:20:35 PM
di na ta mo amigo kun mokaon mog iro.  dumot na ni.  bantay mo sa peta ug sa paws ug sa k9.  gipapatik na nako ang inyong mga ngalan, huhuhu.  akong gikasubo nga nakalamoy mog rabies virus.  simbako, 

He he, joke lang, oi. Andaman ta kag bluefin tuna sashimi.. 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 11:10:35 PM
the best thing to do if one suffers from rhinotillexomania is to wear a mask.

rhinotillexomania - habitual or obsessive nose-picking (from rateitall.com)

Zaon na lang kon wedding in Inday, as in...

Quote from: cujo on January 30, 2011, 10:33:36 PM
Yeah,don't forget your tongue to lick the woman's ....EARS.It turns a woman on,and THAT from experience! 

Hmm, earogenous zone, eh? 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 07:16:14 PM
lazy sunday ni hubag.

Islander's usual lazy day... 

Quote from: bugsay on January 30, 2011, 08:59:23 AM
wala ka nagtinapulan karon?

Mas grabe kaysa naandan... 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 11:01:54 PM
an interrobang!?  (interrobang - a combined exclamation mark and question mark)

                                                                                   -from rateitall.com

Hmm. That would provide a nice evaluation of a daring but questionable chess move--or any banging move, for that matter... 

Quote from: cujo on January 30, 2011, 10:23:58 PM
Not all the time...After all these years he's too smart for that !.I am just one lucky woman who found a good one.

Ah, someone both smart and good. Hmm, you're lucky indeed. I'm something like that, though I'd say I'm less of smart and more of good... 

Quote from: bugsay on January 30, 2011, 07:23:14 PM
basin ang sinsilyo ang gi-scrape..

He he, gi-scrape ang sinsilyo kay nipalyar ang coin dispenser muscle control technique? 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 07:21:49 PM
samot katapot, hahaha!  use credit card at your own risk, bai hubs.

No prob. I'm a cash-basis person. Not that I need it--nor have it, on second thought... 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 07:34:07 PM
pagtarong mong duha!   pasumanginlan ra ba ang iro, ooooyyy, bisag sila gyod na ang gustog tai. 

matod pa sa mga confessors ug psychiatrists, naa ganiy moingon nga 'naa koy amigo nga dakog problema sa iyang domestic life unya di na ganahan mouli...' chances are he is talking about himself.

Dako kong garbo kon moduaw ka usab kanako, Ms. Isle. Ayaw lag apil sa inom. Ang sumsoman ray imo... 

Quote from: bugsay on January 30, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
Dear Hubag:

Gikasubo nako ang imong gidangatan....ug lisod gyud tinuod ang imong sitwasyon.
Isipa nalang nga hot dog ang imong nakaon....mind conditioning nalang ang imong mabuhat karon.

Agik-ik ko woi,
Bugsay

Nyor Bugsay:

Gikasubo ko usab nga wala ka makahatag og temprano nga tambag, kay napugos kog sulbad sa akong suliran sigon sa hamubo kong panglantaw.

Apan sakto ka sa giingon mong hot dog, kay hangtod karon init pa ang akong panihapon nga asosena.
Gani karon nga lapas na ang tungang gabii mao ni ang akong sumsoman samtang nagpalagaylay ug nagpaganoy sa bul-og sa kahinuklog sa pagpamalandong sa wala damhang mga panghitabo.

Kinsay nasayod, basin makalugar kag duaw kanako sa wala pay Kwaresma, kay hayan dugay pang mahurot kining akong sud-an kay, tiaw mo, pila gud kaha tawon ni ka hiwa.

Mapasalamaton bisan pa man sa hinanali kong desisyon, ako ang busog mong higala,
Botoy

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on January 30, 2011, 03:52:22 AM
”The driver of the Isuzu truck, who was under the influence of liquor, is now in the custody of the Tagum City Police Station,” he added.

Mao lagi ni ron. Wa motuo sa warning nga:

If you have to drive, don't drink.
If you have to drink, drink until you pass out...

Hinanggaw ra ni, kauban ra ni sa estorya ilawom sa dagat...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on January 30, 2011, 11:47:07 AM
Basin Toy ug photogenic ra na. pareha sa akong shakoy gihimo perting gwapaha pero inig ingkib nimo murag nag ingkib ka ug bato.

He he, kinahanglan jud pisliton una sa dili pa ihungit...

Quote from: bugsay on January 30, 2011, 11:01:22 AM
maayo lang unta kon dili gas chamber imong masudlan..

Kana maoy tinuod nga malas, labi na kon mataymingan nga maoy pagkuyanap sa hanging makahilo... 

Quote from: bugsay on January 30, 2011, 10:47:41 AM
Dear Botoy:

Akong pahasubo ngadto sa imong amigo nga gi lips to lips sa imong iro nga gikan nakakaon ug tae sa iring.

Dili lisod ang imong problema ug sayon ra kini sulbaron...
Sa sunod, adto na mo paghigda sa dog house ug ang iro adto sa inyong sala.


Nakatimaho,
Bugsay

Dear Bugsay:

Gisunod nako ang bulawanon nimong tambag nga adto na ko mohigda sa doghouse ug ang akong iro maoy adto sa sala.

Aduna lay gamay nga komplikasyon. Ang iro naanad nga adto malibang sa doghouse. Ganihang buntag, mao na lay akong namat-an nga nagtangag na kong tubol sa iro! Nahulog na hinuon ko ani karon nga mokaon og tai sa iro.

To add insult to injury, sa Maningles pa, morag nagpahiyom ang iro nga gatan-aw nako, kusog kaayong kitiw-kitiw ang ikog! Unsay angay kong buhaton? Asa na man lang diay ko matulog karong gabii?

Higalang Nyor Bugsay, hapit na mokilumkilom diri sa amoa mao nga palihog ayaw pagmakuli pagpasupot gilayon diri kanako sa maalamon mong tambag.

Nakakaon na jud,
Botoy

Ay, sunny day! Mapugos lang hinuon tag TB ani...  

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 29, 2011, 11:07:31 PM
Two out of every three legal arms currently in circulation in the Philippines are in civilian or private hands.

Morag katuhoan bitaw ni. Sa akong nadunggan daghan kuno ang civilians sa atoa nga naay firearms--naay legal, illegal, orig, paltik, naay with MR or MO kunohay, naay giprendag pulis or sundalo, etc., etc.

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 30, 2011, 03:54:56 AM
Honasan also said law enforcement agencies merely react to terror attacks and high-profile crimes instead of preventing them.  Because of this, he said, calls for a total gun ban and the revival of the death penalty will not deter criminal and terror activities in the country.

Hmm. Honasan should know...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on August 14, 2007, 04:55:56 PM
"We grow our hogs in our own farms so you're sure to get meat that is grown."

"The city's voice is soft like solitudes."

"He found his friend clowning himself around."

"He seemed to be waiting for someone, not a blood relation, much less a bad blood."

Such phrases, lifted from government-approved textbooks used in Filipino public schools, are reinforcing fears that crucial language skills are degenerating in a country that has long prided itself on having some of the world's best English speakers.

Bwahaha! Oops, sorry.

After eating meat that is grown away from voices soft like solitudes, I can't help clowning myself around even here in TB where I don't have a blood relation, much less a bad blood.

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on August 14, 2007, 04:55:56 PM
Some critics say that the Education Department itself is part of the problem. The Senate hearings in January focused not only on the poor quality of textbooks, but on allegations that the process of bidding for textbook contracts is flawed, with a small cartel of publishers controlling 75 percent of the contracts.

Kanunay kong kadungog aning estoryaha. Unsa kaha ni katinuod, and how bad is it really.

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on August 14, 2007, 04:55:56 PM
Educators do not deny a problem with the quality of English in textbooks and instruction, but point out that there are other, perhaps more pressing, problems in the schools.

Among these are poor skills in science and math; the lack of teachers, many of whom are being recruited abroad for higher pay; a lack of equipment; and overcrowded classrooms, with some holding nearly 100 students.

As always, it is never a simple, clear-cut problem.

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on August 14, 2007, 04:55:56 PM
Last year, the Joint Foreign Chambers of Commerce of the Philippines, in a workshop on how to increase foreign investment in the country, identified "improved English proficiency" as a key area that needed improvement.

The U.S. State Department, in its recent report, said the "the comparative advantages the Philippines once enjoyed vis-à-vis its neighbors in attracting foreign investment need to be restored in order to attract more investment and support higher growth."

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Daghan na ra ba tang English teachers nga tua na sa atong neighboring countries magtrabaho...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on August 14, 2007, 04:55:56 PM
Go estimates that more than 75 percent of all elementary textbooks in public schools contain errors.

"And I am being kind with that estimate," he said. Aside from the linguistic errors, he finds other aspects problematic, pointing out a textbook that extols the late dictator Ferdinand Marcos.

Patay kon maohon. Zaon na lang...  

Pasangil lang ni nga amiga niya kunohay, siya gud ni... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on January 30, 2011, 04:43:36 AM
Not anymore LOL.. Spanish overtaking it...

He he. Maayo unta pud kon diri sa Pinas maka-overtake pud ta sa Tagaliog, este, Tagalog...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on January 30, 2011, 03:50:29 AM
Take life one day at a time.

Yes. As Einstein put it, "I never worry about the future. It comes soon enough."

Dear TB members,

Kini ang akong suliran:

Naa koy German shepherd nga gwapo kaayo. Himsog. Ang nakaparat lang, kusog mokaon og tai. Paborito ra ba niya ang tai sa iring.

Unsay angay kong buhaton? Tabang tawon. Kon naay matulog sa sala, hagkan-hagkan niya. Kausa diha koy bisita nga kainom nga nahitagpilaw, gi-lips-to-lips niya.

Nagpaabot sa inyong bulawanong tambag, ako magpabilin nga

Nanimaho na,
Botoy







For illustration purposes only. My German shepherd is camera-shy. 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 27, 2011, 03:50:59 AM
Aw, mahadlok diay ang German sa BOL-ANON?!

Muling! Naa gani di na jud mobalik sa Bohol kay daghang kunong Bol-anon! 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 01:50:47 AM
ang porma sa gibuhat ni manoy kay mora mag gigamit niya para withdraw...

Morag naa pud siyay gi-scrape nga waste matter... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on January 30, 2011, 03:48:46 AM
tagai ko be!

He he, di ba kaha photogenic lang ning shakoya...

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 01:48:42 AM
magputhaw na lang ko.

Magputhaw haw de karabaw?

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 02:15:31 AM
pasado alas dos na sa kaadlawon diri, di ko makatulog kay buto-buto pa ang upat ka videoke nga puro yabag ang mangantahay, puro pa gyod hubog. 

Oops, ayaw initi ang ilang kahubog, Ms. Isle. Ang kayabag lang... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on January 30, 2011, 04:20:55 AM
I dont know if penis has lot of uses nowadays with toys, artificial insemmination etc...Don't limit your activities to that two things LOL...you'll get bored somehow!

Oh, but I use my arms and legs, too. And my eyes. Yes, my eyes! They often prompt me to use the other parts of my body as well... 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 01:42:55 AM


diay mas ngilngig nga masahe nga sinagolan ug necking.  tan-awa, di ba gilamian si manoy, gawas god tanang ngipon.

Paingon man intawon na hatagan og chikinini... 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on January 30, 2011, 04:08:52 AM
Mao bitaw nga lisod kung maclose nimo ang tawo tapos madevelop. That happened many times, kalisod ra ba gyud.

Lisod kaayo pero lami pud gamay... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 30, 2011, 01:20:30 AM
delikado na, nong, maraming STDs yan.
better to masturbate than to develop pustules on your penis because of a dirty whore.
indi worth while ang orgasm , which lasts 1-2 minutes, for the effects of STDs, which are life-long.

The idea is to invest in a whorehouse of Russian girls, not to go whoring.

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on January 30, 2011, 01:10:29 AM
Wa ta kahibalo nga pagkahuman ug picture ani, gisagpa ug gilaparo si Iyo kay nakalitan si Inday ug wala kapanapo. 

He he, abtik pas kilat si Iyo kon maohon... 

Russian girls as prostitutes.

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 12:54:02 AM
puwede tingali.  sureness lang ko nga di na mabalik nimo ang credit card.

Di ba i-swipe ra man na? Di lang jud tingali buhian...

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 01:02:48 AM
bilyaka pod si inday.  maayong ipakong ang duruha.

Morag gipagbigyan ra ni Iyo si Inday aning sitwasyona... 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 01:04:37 AM
morag mga kigwa.

He he, nganong suheto man kag kigwa, Ms. Isle?

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 01:01:38 AM
this info needs confirmation from bolbuhol.

Basin si BolBohul tong negosyanteha...

Bitaw, kuwang lang gamay sa level of meaning ni, kay dili man "sili" ang term sa Ilonggo.

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 12:59:05 AM
di ko bilib aning eskwelahana.  no imagination.  nangopya pa sa rest room urinal, hohum.

He he, naa silay nakopya gikan sa ladies rest room, pero gi-censor man, disapproved sa school board. Kadto maoy highly imaginative...

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 12:56:20 AM
bilib ko nila mo cross-pollinate.  di lang sila inclusive kay wa nila tagda ang mga pizot.

Diha silay na-develop nga siling pisot, pero ilang gibaligya ang patent sa usa ka negosyante nga taga Region VI... 

Quote from: vrglguapo on January 30, 2011, 12:22:08 AM
I invest my money with the Russians

Hmm, if you mean Russians girls, that's one hell of an investment! 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 12:49:55 AM
tug-ani ko bi kun kinsa na... maghusa man sad ko ani...

He he, tekret para bibo...

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 12:24:35 AM
ikaw na lay mag-mananakop ug okoy...

Speaking of which, naa na koy pipila ka ukoy nga namatikdan diris TB--naa man gani puy usa nga wearing a nun's habit...

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 12:30:19 AM
reverse?  some may take that as using reverse to run over stubborn individuals instead of driving forward.  as for me, reverse is when i hit the feet with a frying pan instead of the head... 

Looks like you also have succeeded in THAT department, Ms. Isle, so you must know, too. Hmm, maybe one wife's poison in another wife's drink...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on January 30, 2011, 12:09:29 AM
Foreign Affairs Secretary Alberto G. Romulo and U.S. Ambassador Harry K. Thomas Jr. have earlier issued statements that described Manila-Washington bilateral relations as “nurtured by a shared history and adherence to common values, especially a commitment to freedom, democracy, and free enterprise.”

Kanindot paminawon. Ah, how realpolitik can be disguised by motherhood statements for the uninitiate to swallow hook, line and sinker...

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 12:14:14 AM
kwaknit nga bali kun mangihi mao nga angso?

Nene pa jud mao nga samot kaangso? 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 12:16:24 AM
posible tuod.  naa poy tattoo nga nisiwil sa liog, unya naa pa gyoy wedding ring.

Hahay. Sawom lagi dayon ilawon sa dagat... 

Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 12:11:19 AM
what gave them away?  nganong nasakpan?  duda kog nag-make-up...

Hmm. Basin tattoo ang kilay?

Quote from: morning bell on January 29, 2011, 11:51:01 PM
basin na tymingan lang....

last week on my way home from cebu, kapaliton na pud unta ko kay naibog ko nag tan-aw....
pero nalugda man ko oi......liman ka ato sauna nga 4 kabouk ang gi molds...

Wa diay kay kaila sa Jagna nga imong kasaligan nga mo-guide nimo sa garantisado nga kalamay?

Btw, unsay "nalugda"? Natagam?

Kahibawo ba kaha to sila manguros...

Kadaot lang ani kon sa sunod, tinuod na nga madre maoy lisodlisoron. 

Quote from: morning bell on January 29, 2011, 11:32:36 PM
summer 2009, nag tour mi sa bohol.. namalit mig calamay sa jagna sa dayong uli namo... sus, pag abot namos amoa (camiguin) nag lumba na mig tipak sa bagol, gi molds man ang calamay oi.... disappointing jud kaau kay di kay isa o duha lang ang gi molds...
nang hatag pa ra ba mi as pasalubong....

ngano man to? lapas na sa xpiry date? ibaligya lang diay gihapon bisan bahaw na kaau?

Sorry to hear that, Ms. MB. I would like to believe nga nataymingan lang ka sa di mao.

Taga Camiguin (Come-Again) diay ka? Naay thread diri basin sa inyong dapit, di na lang ko kahinumdom asa ra to.

Hala, kon magsigi ang ulan, angay na tingaling sugdan ang evacuation...

Quote from: morning bell on January 29, 2011, 11:20:53 PM
naka hinong jud ko bah, nganong good morning man imong grettings cge oi... ka lawmom nas kagabhion karon?

Di ba mao man nay tirada sa sales people, "Good morning" bisag gabii kay kunohay...hmm, ambot unsa toy rason nila, basta mao na na, he he...

Gawas pa, Morning Belle, este, Bell, man gud imong username... 

Quote from: morning bell on January 29, 2011, 11:23:42 PM
hahaha!!!!!!   kanahan oi....

Ngaa kumadlaw ka gid, ne?  
Nganong nikatawa man ka, day?

(Ambot sakto ba...)

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on January 29, 2011, 10:08:36 PM
Worth noting is that there are still no Filipino casualties from the unsettling conditions in Egypt, continued Valte, adding that the embassy has advised all Filipinos to stay in their homes for their safety. (PNA)

Unsa man pud ni nga klase sa pagka-spokesperson si Valte, di man kahibawog saktong manorya.

Quote from: morning bell on January 29, 2011, 11:06:42 PM
hahaha... saig lang ning duha aikay larino kaayo mag inilonggo..
kauli lang tong silingan nako nga ilongga bah, kay mag pa tutor ko ato

Good morning again, Morning Bell.
Maayong aga liwat, Lingganay sang Aga.

Sugat-sugat ra baya ning akoa, Ms. MB. Pero swerte ka kay naa kay silingan nga Ilongga...