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Wow! 

Unsa toy ngan aning duwaa?





Mga miyembro ni sila sa TB, pero kinsa ning mga bataa? 

Post here your pictures of Pinoy kids at play.

Quote from: Scarb on September 22, 2010, 03:43:48 AM
magkaon bah..kaingon mo unZwah? 


     

Tua na, agoizt, nagpalami na ron og kinamot si Scarb... 

Quote from: Barbaro on September 27, 2007, 05:45:38 PM

Rather than letting the odds give you a false sense of confidence or a wall of unwarranted fear, focus on the things you can actually control.

...and there, the odds are you can be a happy freak. 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on September 17, 2010, 09:00:35 AM
According to the Bible, the variety of the natural world is designed to do far more than inspire childlike wonder. The mysteries of nature can help us come to terms with a God who allows inexpressible, unexplainable pain and suffering.

Hmm... Come to terms... 

Quote from: AsPo on October 04, 2009, 06:06:55 PM
alaot ang usa jod mist kay lud an kanunay

Unya kay mamaak man pud... 

Starving artist
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


A starving artist is an artist who sacrifices material well-being in order to focus on their artwork. They typically live on minimum expenses, either for a lack of business or because all their disposable income goes toward art projects.

Some starving artists desire mainstream success but have difficulty due to the high barriers to entry in art such as visual arts, the film industry, and theatre. These artists frequently take temporary positions (such as waitering or other service industry jobs) while they focus their attention on breaking through in their preferred field.

Others may find enough satisfaction in living as artists to choose voluntary poverty regardless of prospects of future financial reward or broad recognition. Virginia Nicholson writes in Among the Bohemians: Experiments in Living 1900â€"1939:

Fifty years on we may judge that Dylan Thomas's poverty was noble, while Nina Hamnett's was senseless. But a minor artist with no money goes as hungry as a genius. What drove them to do it? / I believe that such people were not only choosing art, they were choosing the life of the artist. Art offered them a different way of living, one that they believed more than compensated for the loss of comfort and respectability.



Carl Spitzweg's Der arme Poet

Zaon ta man. Mao may iyang kalipay...

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 07, 2010, 06:25:47 PM
Kaingon ko ani ug ang dagat pa ba nga daghang mangihi naa pa juy malibang.

Parat ang ihi unya parat pud ang tai? Hmm... Giunsa kaha nila pagkahibawo... 

Quote from: windgate on March 21, 2009, 01:56:38 PM
salty man gani nang ihi sa tao bay datz kana pa ba kahang seawater nga daghan man kaha nag particles.

Salty diay?

Quote from: taga tigbao on September 25, 2010, 10:12:42 AM
Bwahahahahahaha. Giahak! Wa na gajud diay nakit-ang baje ni si Mr. Tombe?

Mas ganahan lang tingali siya sa baho sa kanding. Natural sexy smell... 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 24, 2010, 11:48:03 AM
Si Balong tua nagpadayon ug suwat sa ijang tilanovela sa laing channel. Murag naa to sijay kaugalingong site diay gi promote man gani to nija diri. Na ban man siguro to or nangluod ba kaha. Style adto nija kay mag me ultimo adios man daghan pag panamilit nga medyo nagkawili ba.
P.S
Pareng Balong nanawagan ko nimo ug ugaling tiglili pa ka diri mag E.B unja ta tagbua ko sa Florida adto ta mag E.B hehehhe dad on to naho ahong gi promise nga liso sa mais nimo.

Di ba kaha nga kini siya nibalik na under another username? Hmm... 

Quote from: vrglguapo on February 02, 2011, 05:20:35 PM
When i was working on  Cruise ships before (Royal Carribean Cruise and Silver Seas cruise) i work with a lot of pilipino women.They have boyfriends on board and some of them change thier boyfriend as frequently as changing thier knickers.Others stay with there men for the rest of thier contract.They also have relationship with different nationalities,tikim tikim lang so are the men.

He he, di pud diay mabintahaan ang mga baje kon maohon...

Quote from: farimz on February 02, 2011, 05:07:19 PM
ehemmm..... mas matalino talaga ang mga babae.... 

Point conceded. Clear as day. 

Quote from: farimz on February 02, 2011, 05:06:39 PM
time will come na ang mga laki na ang mahibilin sa bay

I should be married by then... 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 02, 2011, 12:45:07 PM
hahaha, sigui ko kita adto sauna sa nag eskwela pako sa BolHi

He he, mas daghan tingali kag nakat-onan didto, Bay BQN... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 02, 2011, 02:16:16 PM
Sama sa harana, mas solemn and romantic pud kung voice lang, walay kaskas sa guitara.

Mas romantic jud tuod kay the hands are free to do something else... 

Quote from: farimz on February 02, 2011, 05:05:20 PM
every place replace sd....
hapit na na mauso...
hmmmmmm

Every place, replace? He he, suheto lagi diay kag poetry for seafarers, Ms. Farimz...

Quote from: farimz on February 02, 2011, 05:08:13 PM
mao sd...bcn d i..naa dri imo destiny....

Sure na sure jud ko nga nia dinhi akong swerte. Wa pa lang moabot... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 01, 2011, 11:47:30 AM
nano na suko man ka, nang, bakit? did you loose a singing concert ?

joke joke.

Maybe she did not loose anything, maybe it's just that her gooose is coooked... 

Quote from: farimz on February 02, 2011, 04:57:42 PM
dalia naka reply.... cge ra jd ni xa atubang aning tubag bohol ay...namantay og dalaga noon nga hangtod karon ulay pa.

Aw, wa ta kahibawo, basin naay ganahan og ulitawong guwang diha...

Wa ba kaha tawoy sexual harrassment in the workplace...

Quote from: islander on January 31, 2011, 09:01:57 PM
morag tinaing padung mayagyag.

Maayo man pung pagkabaligtos tinaiha... 

Quote from: farimz on February 02, 2011, 04:54:15 PM
wahahahaha.ang dalaga noon ay patay na ngayon...

Patay na ang pagkadalaga nya? 

Mao ni ang baje nga gusto nakong pangasaw-on...

As we rode out of Banawe we could see on the wooded sky-line to our right front a cut as though of a road through the forest; it was not a road, of course, but an opening normal to the crest of the ridge. Across this a net is stretched, and the bats, flying in swarms by night to clear the top, drop into the cut on reaching it, and so are caught in the net in flying across. We saw several such bat-traps during our trip. In this way these highlanders [124] eke out their meager supply of meat. The bat in question is not the animal we are familiar with, but the immensely larger fruit bat, the flesh of which is readily eaten.

--from Chapter XVII, The Head Hunters of Northern Luzon From Ifugao to Kalinga, by Cornelis De Witt Willcox, Kansas City, Mo., U.S.A., Franklin Hudson Publishing Co., 1912.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on January 31, 2011, 02:00:15 AM
Rev Fr. Joseph Skelton, Jr will deliver the invocation while Chito Visarra will deliver the welcome address.

Hopefully he invoked no inappropriate sentiments.

Quote from: akomismo on June 19, 2010, 03:33:26 PM
GustongGusto ko po sana pero may 3 (1 in front at 2 sa back) na teeth na ako na bunot eh.
(Must not have more than 2 false teeth)
pwd po ba d man halata eh``

Importante ni nga requirement labi na sa mga sitwasyon nga ang kombate mahulog na sa pinahitay... 

Klarex jamo...  

Di man tingali ni matawag og extremely unusual. Extremely sad, yes.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 02, 2011, 01:41:23 PM
“It is the duty of barangay officials to act as witnesses in the implementation of all our search warrants, especially in known drug dens and tianggehans. But some of them refuse to go with us, afraid of the people who are subject of the warrants. In other occasions, the subjects of the warrant are their relatives,” Villanueva said.

Lizords jud tuod, zaon na lang... 

Following a spate of car theft incidents in the past weeks in Metro Manila, Land Transportation Office (LTO) chief Virginia Torres has vowed to cooperate fully with the police and other government agencies investigating on the possible involvement of some government officials in carjacking.[/quote]

Hmm. Not unlikely...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 02, 2011, 01:36:55 PM
The Philippine National Police (PNP) on Wednesday vowed to enforce the full force of the law against pranksters responsible for bomb threats that are now flooding the police hotlines in the aftermath of the Makati City bus bombing.

PNP chief Director General Raul Bacalzo also supported the call of the Catholic church urging pranksters to stop making phony bomb threats that only cause public anxiety.

Bacalzo vowed to apply the full force of the law against persons making prank calls, false bomb threats, and scare text messages.

Kon wa sila lingaw, maypa apil sila TB... 

Bwahaha! 

Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 05:35:45 PM
lusi!  bugan! 

Ayaw lang apila ang dakong itlog... 

He he, morag nahadlok man si Bay Miguel nga kuninitan siya...  Wa na jud tawon mobalik ang alaot...

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. -Anon.

Tagolilong man nis Aspo. Nawagtang na pud... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 31, 2011, 07:09:00 AM
Some of his claims are that the Iglesia Ni Cristo was prophesied in the Bible. The specific prophecy they quote is Isaiah 43:5-6, “Fear not, for I am with you; I will bring your offspring from the east, and from the west I will gather you. I will say to the north, Give up, and to the south, do not withhold; bring my sons from afar and my daughters from the end of the earth.” Iglesia Ni Cristo interprets the word “east” as “far east” (based on a faulty translation) and claims that it points to the Iglesia Ni Cristo being created in the Philippines.

Hmm. Mas solemn man gud tingali kon voice lang, way laing intruments.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on April 30, 2010, 04:11:34 PM
The feared Bila pirates made annual raids on coastal villages in the Visayan islands leaving at their wakes plumes of smoke from looted villages and wails of dispair for kidnapped relatives.

Bila pirates? Unsa man ning Bila, name of tribe/place of origin? 

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap,
so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and
munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt
wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl.

"I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie,"the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off,
I don't care for them anyway."

Quote from: islander on February 02, 2011, 12:23:44 AM
nagpadala sa ilang best and brightest ministers, paskang, bibliya man untay hisgotan, kalit man lang ug saliat ang usa nila ug ingon kang soriano nga b@yot siya. 

Below the belt diay...

Quote from: fdaray on February 02, 2011, 11:52:52 AM
Bright ang iro nga mokaon ug tai labi na tai sa bata. Its recycling the waste.

Bright ba pud kaha ang tawo nga mokaon sa bright nga iro? 

Quote from: islander on February 02, 2011, 12:50:32 AM
but sir, if you could pay respects to that doggone moon,
i swear i'd thank my cat's paw if you could tell me soon.

I will if you allow me to tickle
Your arrogant shameless haughty ______.

White tree frog painted chocolate brown...

To avoid workout injury, exercise with a trainer. Better still, avoid workouts! 

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 01, 2011, 11:59:12 PM
ang BOD is short-cut sa BULOD, meaning LOW-HILL...

Sakto tuod. Hmm, nakadungog pud ko aning BOG...

Mokatkat sa bod kon mingawon sa bod ni Inday...

Oi, mao diay? Abi nako ang meaning sa "a cappella" kay didto gikanta sa kapilya... 

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 02, 2011, 12:15:50 AM
hahahahahaha...

lami unta ning gatuwad, pero mura man og og nabuthan og TNT ning iyang porma. hahahahaha

Kining gatuwad nga lubot? Aw, di man pud maingon nga nindot tan-awon sa wa pa mabuthi... 

Quote from: islander on February 02, 2011, 12:00:44 AM
reality check (kj strikes again!)   makabitok nang karne nga hilaw-hilaw, hahaha!

Kon kan-on tinuod...

Sa akong tan-aw, kinahanglan mokaon pag pila ka bakid nga tai ni Botoyitot ning iroa sa dili pa siya makabaton sa birtud nga iyang gipangandoy.  Hmm, mao diay nga way nada ang present love life aning iroa.

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 02, 2011, 10:06:53 AM
wa tawn kahibawo ang iro, Bay Hubs, nga kung mokaon sya sa imohang tai, mas labaw pas abilidad ni Botoyitot ang iyang maangkon. bwahahahahaha

He he, malagmit, pero medyo lalisonon pa nang puntoha kay kuwang na kos praktis...

Bwahaha! Mao ra diayng dugoa... 

Palami ra nang selos-selos... 

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 02, 2011, 09:56:54 AM
hahahahahaha...di naka kahawa kay Staff na baya ka. bwahahahahaha

Aw, tikdol-tikdolan lang pud usahay...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 02, 2011, 05:35:27 AM
manimaho nang anso inig ka gabii.

Basin madugangan pag kay magka-ihi-ihi sa kalalim sa bation...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 02, 2011, 05:37:16 AM
bahala na ug maupaw dili lang malanag.

Mas delikado jud kon makalanag na, makaupaw pa... 

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 02, 2011, 05:46:24 AM
kinsa ba poy wa pa kahibawo anang buhata. hahahahah. bisan gani ang bu**** nga tigpuyo sa merkado sa among lungsod, makamao pa man mokayat. hahahahahahaha

Kamao mo lang. Di tuod kahibalo moihap pila na ka kiyod, pero di maglisod pagdumdom asa ituslo ang upaw! 

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 01, 2011, 11:48:19 PM
ok ra man gihapon og dyutay na lay nabiling hanggaw, total, naa pa man ka nga kina-hanggawan. hahahahahahaha

Naa pa bitaw gihapon, tubaytubayan gani nako usahay...  

Bwahaha!

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 01, 2011, 12:50:01 AM
Why did Eve, the first woman, eat the forbidden fruit? Was it because it was bigger than the other apples? Because it looked more ripe than all the others? No. All the apples were equally, and effectively thesame. Eve took a bite of it because God made it known that it was forbidden.

Adam was but human--this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent. --Mark Twain

Quote from: islander on February 02, 2011, 12:42:47 AM
and it would be prudent for anyone to wait for the mist to lift so things could be crystal clear.  imagine your consternation if you can no longer run away from the wolves that have gathered around the campfire of honest intentions, and (surprise!) the whole pack is an all-male one.

Indeed, abiding by campfires of this sort has its risks. Yet these risks are decidedly minor compared to those that have to be weathered by innocent thoughts exposed to the malicious comments of miscreant imaginations.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 02, 2011, 07:05:18 AM
Maka annoy ning baje kusog masuya oi.

Ambot kon sakto ba ning akong obserbasyon, pero kining suya-suya mas pronounced sa mga baje kaysa mga lalaki.

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 02, 2011, 05:55:59 AM
kanang mag-ilis og napulo ka oras....hahahahahahaha peace...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 02, 2011, 07:05:18 AM
Karemember man pud ko sa akong father sa una paingon mi mamista ako unang ilisan unya akong mother duha na mi ka oras huwat wa pa gihapon kahuman. Moingon intawo ko akong Father Inyong Inahan murag kaslunon dugay mahuman ug ilis sinina. Ug karon akong mga anak ingnon pud ko nga turtle kono ko kay abtan pud sila ug tunga sa oras huwat sa sakyanan.

He he, andamon daan ang isul-ob the night before unya himanhiman lain ang isul-ob, after trying on half a dozen pa ka sinina... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 02, 2011, 12:18:01 AM
Hubs, maybe your dog has a strong belief that a tai is somewhat like a performance-enhancing drug.

Aha! That's quite a thought. Hmm, now I know. Gusto diay magpatakod ang iro sa abilidad ni Botoyitot. Ang iring gud kay hapit kada adlaw makaremedyo, samtang ang iro way agi, gadako lang gawas sa hangal pero di jud ka-score. Kausa naluoy ko kay naglumpatlumpat, nakatimaho og bitch in heat sa gawas sa koral. Akong gipagawas kay naluoy ko, unsa mang pagkaunsaa nga nibahag man ang ikog unya nikaratil og dagan sa dihang gibanghagan og askal nga kagiron nga niwang jamo nga wa ras katunga sa iyang lawas, taslakan jamong German shepherda!

Gatuo diay tingali ning iroa nga pinaagi sa iyang paglamoy sa baho kaayo nga tai ni Botoyitot, matakdan siya sa birtud sa iring.

Quote from: islander on February 02, 2011, 12:04:16 AM
naghatod intawon na si lolo sa iyang anak padung sa altar.  note the direction of the audience and where the red carpet ends.  hinoon, ang groom nga gahuwat sa altar, iyang kumpare.

Hmm, suheto lagi kag weddings, Ms. Isle. Tungod ba kay wedding planner ka, o kadaghan ka mahilambigit sa aktibidades nga ingon niini diin ikaw kanunay ang labing hinungdanon nga personahe?

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 02, 2011, 12:08:33 AM
unhan kaha nimo og kalibang ang iring, hubs. in that way, di na tingali mosimhot ang imong iro sa tai sa iring, kundi anha na sa imong tai. SOLVED!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

Gisuwayan na nako ning solusyona, Bay Glace. Palpak. Nagsugod na unta to siyag kaon sa akong tai, pero pagpangutot ni Botoyitot preparatory sa kalibang, wa na, gibiyaan na sa iro ang akong gitanyag unya gahuwat na lang sa paborito niyang potahe. Human adto, kon malibang ko sa tugkaran in anticipation of Botoyitot's kalibang, igo rang motan-aw ang iro, maglingilingi dayon kon hain na si Botoyitot! Patay, a bowel move gone to waste!

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 01, 2011, 11:55:34 PM
unsa may imong ikatambag ni lolo ani bay hubs? 

Wa tay ikatambag ani niya nga wa na niya hibaw-i, kay morag dugay-dugay na nis Iyo aning kalibotana. Ang ako lang ikakomentaryo, kinahanglan jud nga kondisyon kanunay ang iyang dila ug mga tudlo!

Quote from: windgate on February 01, 2011, 10:00:36 PM
lami nang no. 3  paresan dajon ug kulafu

He he, unahon ang no. 1 balig pila ka adlaw aron di kakaon og di mao...

Quote from: windgate on February 01, 2011, 09:56:46 PM
rare. kanang naa pay dugo unya pula pula pa ang unod morag kuan! tabasco dajon.

Basta karne, lami jud ang pula-pula pa, kanang magduga bitaw... 

Lamia tingali sa tambok sa tunga ani...

Quote from: windgate on February 01, 2011, 09:36:43 PM
bwahaha. pink palaka lami e-disect

Bisan kinamoton lang, payts na... 

Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 09:01:00 PM
with guys like you, i wouldn't be surprised if you do it to a pizza.

Naa baya tuoy pizza nga gibangagan nang daan sa tunga-tunga... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 01, 2011, 03:58:10 AM
hahaha. pwede man sad ato isuksok ang slice nya hinayhinayan ug ingkib hangtud mahurot.

Kinahanglan kadtong large nga pizza kay basin lamyon ra... 

Quote from: Vistabel on February 01, 2011, 09:25:39 PM
matod pa sa amigo kong taga Catanduanes, lebro?  maniwala ka dyan, gawa lang yan ng tao. mao nga wa lang ko mobasa ug lebro sumama nalang ko sa kanilang naglalaro ng Tong-it.

Sakto jud ka, Bay Vist. Nagbag-o na bitaw ko ron. Wa na koy basa-basa kay wa man jud ko madato sa daghan nakong nabasahan sa bata pa ko... 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on February 01, 2011, 08:30:06 PM
3 options

1. Bartolina
2. Inudnod ang nawong sa tai
3. Summary execution 

1. Problema ang kasaba sa paghot. Patay kos mga silingan. 

2. Ask Ms. Islander. 

3. Hmm... 

Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 08:53:31 PM
where did homer's works go?  and virgil's?

Di man to sila lisod basahon. In fact, they are absorbing reads. (He he, maybe you read them to meet academic requirements, mao nga wa ka mo-enjoy...)

Incidentally, I read all the above works, except for Ayn Rand's. Needless to say, I didn't finish some of them (guess which ones).

Quote from: windgate on February 01, 2011, 08:59:25 PM
tingaleg rabbit na nga nag pa bakibaki

He he, posible kaayo. Daghan nang mga hybrid ug uban pang katingalahan karong panahona... 

Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 08:59:04 PM
you should see my pink frog in some other thread.

Ang pink na lang, ayaw na lang ang frog... 

He he, mora mag nagsul-ob og bodyfit nga lab coat... 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on February 01, 2011, 07:56:37 PM
Hubs, I think your dog ganahan ug low-carb. 

He he, high-protein diay tingali ang pagkaon nga gi-suppy niya ni Botoyitot... 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on February 01, 2011, 07:56:37 PM
Impose martial law.

As in, hiktan?

Risgo lang kaayo ang ceiling fan...

Hmm... sound advice, indeed...


(from the article)

"Reflection:

"Ask yourself if the obstacle can be ignored. Your fixation of the problem only renders it more cumbersome. If possible, stop paying attention to it.

"Use humour or your wits to get around the obstacle. This helps to diffuse the tension around the issue.

"Take the frog by the tongue and address the obstacle. Doing this might be challenging at first, particularly if you are not used to confrontation. Yet the more you do it, the easier it will become."

Quote from: islander on August 30, 2010, 09:41:11 PM
ma-decrowned ba sad kaha siya kun pananglit nataktak tanan niyang buhok ug ahat? 

That will be a double decrowning... 

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on August 30, 2010, 03:21:36 PM
Sa contest sa mga opaw, dethroned gyud ang winner nga motaas ang buhok.

Pabor diay ang opaw jud nga tinuod, di kay nagpaopaw lang...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on August 13, 2010, 12:47:26 AM
Olivia admitted that she had in fact dyed her blond hair dark, and said that if she wasn't allowed to dye her hair, then maybe pageant life wasn't for her. “Well you better decide, miss. Hand over your crown with an attitude like that. I’m sure someone will step into your place with manners," said Osborne, adding that O'Neil "would not go far in this world."

Olivia gave up her crown and went straight to the Herald. "I don’t think you can tell a 15-year-old that they aren’t going to go very far in life," she said. "It’s hurtful. She was always really harsh on the girls. And when she says things like 'present yourself better,' 'wear lots of makeup,' 'do 20 sit-ups,' it gets to you after a while."

Attagirl!

Mangugat jud diay?

Hmm. OK ni nga ruta, da...

Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
di ko.  ang mo k jud ra ang makahimo anang crop circle.

He he, it just occurred to me nga pwede himoong pattern sa pubic hair style kining various crop circle designs diri...