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The Manifesto of the Communist Party
Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, 1848





On the list because: it could win the award for the most malicious book ever written

This book has inspired some of the most brutal regimes in man’s history. Regardless of whether there has been a state which is a true Marxist state, this book has inspired so many evil actions that it can not be left off a list of this nature. Some of the principles found in the manifesto are the abolition of private ownership of land, confiscation of property of emigrants, heavy taxes, and the abolition of inheritance.

3 The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
Unknown





On the list because: it was a propaganda book designed to incite racial hatred

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a booklet that purports to describe a plot by world Jewry and Masonry to take over the world. Despite the fact that the booklet is a hoax, it was spread wide and far and believed by most Europeans to be true. Many people today still consider it be factual. It was instrumental to Hitler’s anti-Jewish efforts in Germany and it was used after the Russian Revolution to perpetrate hatred and violence against Jews. The booklet continues to be published and disseminated in many Middle Eastern states which are political enemies of Israel.

4 Baby and Childcare
Benjamin Spock, 1946





On the list because: it caused deaths through bad advice

Regardless of whether you agree with the methodology of Spock, no one can deny that many children probably died of cot death as a result of his advice to put babies to sleep on their stomachs. This advice was extremely influential on health-care providers, with nearly unanimous support through to the 1990s. Spock believed that babies on their back can choke on their own vomit â€" leading to death. Scientists eventually found that Spock’s advice actually lead to more deaths by suffocation. Estimates of the number of deaths caused by this bad advice are as many as 50,000. Spock also advocated a method of child raring that moved away from discipline based methods. Previously, experts had told parents that babies needed to learn to sleep on a regular schedule, and that picking them up and holding them whenever they cried would only teach them to cry more and not to sleep through the night. Spock taught the exact opposite.

5 Democracy and Education
John Dewey, 1916





On the list because: it convinced the world that education is not about facts

In Democracy and Education, Dewey disparages schooling that focuses on traditional character development and endowing children with hard knowledge, and encourages the teaching of thinking “skills” instead. His views have had great influence on the direction of American educationâ€"particularly in public schools. This book could be considered to be the anti-classical education manifesto. And the consequence? A generation of youths with an inferior education which lacks a founding in solid facts and knowledge. Dewey was one of the three founders of the philosophical school of Pragmatism â€" a school of thought which proposes that “truth” is made and can change. The current curriculum in New Zealand is one which would please Dewey immensely as it is largely founded on his principles.

6 The Pivot of Civilization
Margaret Sanger, 1922





On the list because: it preaches eugenics

Margaret Sanger is the mother of modern contraception and the founder of Planned Parenthood. In her 1922 book, The Pivot of Civilization, she outlined her theories of eugenics (control of the human race by selective breeding) and racial purity (3 years before Hitler did the same in Mein Kampf). The basis of her support of contraception was entirely due to her belief that inferior humans should be killed to enable a superior race to appear over time. Sanger did not just entertain popular ideas of her time â€" she was the champion of the cause. In her book she says: “the most urgent problem of to-day is how to limit and discourage the over-fertility of the mentally and physically defective.” She goes on to say: “possibly drastic and Spartan methods may be forced upon American society if it continues complacently to encourage the chance and chaotic breeding that has resulted from our stupid, cruel sentimentalism.” Birth control was, in her mind, “the greatest and most truly eugenic method.” Needless to say, Planned Parenthood today have tried very hard to distance themselves from their founder.

7 Mein Kampf
Adolf Hitler, 1925





On the list because: it helped spread Hitler’s genocidal anti-Semitism

In Mein Kampf, Hitler outlined his racist plan for a new Germany which included mass murder of Jews, and a war against France and Russia to make living space for Germans. At the time of publication the book was largely ignored, but once Hitler rose to power that changed. It is believed that over 10 million copies were in circulation in 1945. The book is largely influenced by The Crowd: A Study of the Popular Mind by Gustave Le Bon (1895) which suggested propaganda as a means to controlling the irrational behavior of crowds. In addition, Hitler drew on the fabricated Protocols of the Elders of Zion to give support for the need for his anti-semitic plans. Hitler speaks of “The Jewish Peril” which he believed was a conspiracy by Jews to take over the world. The book outlines the racial worldview in which people are classified by race as superior or inferior. In 2003 the sequel to Mein Kampf, Zweites Buch, was published in English for the first time. Zweites Buch (Second Book) expands on the original ideas of Mein Kampf and outlines further plans for a war with the United States and the British Empire for entire world domination by Germany.

8 The Prince
Niccolò Machiavelli, 1532





On the list because: it was the inspiration for a long list of tyrannies (Stalin had it on his nightstand)

The Prince is a treatise meant for rulers who had shed all scruples â€" to a point that they might see evil as potentially more beneficial to society than good. Machiavelli hoped to start a revolution in the hearts of his readers, and he certainly achieved that. He proudly stated things that others before him had only dared to whisper, and he whispered things that had not even been considered. According to Machiavelli “it is not necessary for a prince to have all the above-mentioned qualities [merciful, faithful, humane, honest, and religious], but it is indeed necessary to appear to have them. Nay, I dare say this, that by having them and always observing them, they are harmful; and by appearing to have them they are useful.” Some of the people inspired by this book are Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, and Napoleon I of France.

9 Coming of Age in Samoa
Margaret Mead, 1928





On the list because: it turned out to be a creation of her own sexual confusions and aspirations

Margaret Mead was an American cultural anthropologist who traveled to Samoa to answer the questions on sexuality posed in America in the 1920s (particularly with reference to women). Unfortunately for Mead, the youths she interviewed in Samoa told her wild tales of sexual promiscuity and Mead reported it all as fact. One of the girls later said: “She must have taken it seriously, but I was only joking. As you know, Samoan girls are terrific liars when it comes to joking. But Margaret accepted our trumped up stories as though they were true.” If challenged by Mead, the girls would not have hesitated to tell the truth, but Mead never questioned their stories. According to Wikipedia: “The use of cross-cultural comparison to highlight issues within Western society was highly influential, and contributed greatly to the heightened awareness of Anthropology and Ethnographic study in the USA.” Interestingly, Mead was a highly regarded academic and had a large part in the formulation of the 1979 American Book of Common Prayer (Church of England).

10 Malleus Maleficarum
Heinrich Kramer and Jacob Sprenger, 1486





On the list because: It inflamed witch hunts across Europe

Malleus Maleficarum (The Hammer of Witchraft) was a manual for witch hunters and judges to catch witches and stamp them out. It came out just prior to the protestant reformation and it was one of the most popular books amongst the reformers who were wanting to smash “evil” out of their countries. Between 1487 and 1520, twenty editions of the Malleus were published, and another sixteen editions were published between 1574 to 1669. This book single-handedly launched centuries of witch hunts.

http://listverse.com/2008/05/14/10-books-that-screwed-up-the-world/


Books are one of our greatest resources, but many times in history books have been written which are misleading or untrue. In some cases this has lead to widescale death and destruction and evil governmental regimes.

This is a list of ten of the worst books of this type â€" books that have done more harm than good. The common thread in all of these books is deception â€" invariably not intentional, but the consequences are the same regardless.

I have intentionally left off some of the more obvious choices â€" as they will almost certainly come up in the comments. This list is in no particular order.

Muhammad Hosni Sayyid Mubarak (Arabic: Ù...Ø­Ù...د حسني سيد Ù...بارك‎, Egyptian Arabic pronunciation: [mæˈħæmːæd ˈħosni ˈsæjːed moˈbÉ'ːɾÉ'k], Muḥammad ḤusnÄ« Sayyid Mubārak; born May 4, 1928) is the former President of Egypt. He served from 1981 to 2011.

Mubarak was appointed Vice President of Egypt in 1975, and assumed the presidency on October 14, 1981, following the assassination of President Anwar El Sadat. The length of his presidency made him Egypt's longest-serving ruler since Muhammad Ali Pasha. Before he entered politics, Mubarak was a career officer in the Egyptian Air Force, serving as its commander from 1972 to 1975.

During demonstrations beginning on January 25, 2011, protesters called for his resignation as president of Egypt. On February 1, 2011, Mubarak announced that he would not seek another term in the 2011 Egyptian presidential election. On February 5, 2011, Egyptian state media reported that senior members of the ruling National Democratic Party, including Mubarak, had resigned from leadership roles within the party.

On February 11, 2011, Vice President Omar Suleiman announced that Mubarak had resigned as President of Egypt, transferring authority to the Higher Council of the Armed Forces, following 18 days of protests challenging his thirty-year rule.

More at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hosni_Mubarak

Quote from: islander on February 12, 2011, 01:08:06 PM
huh?  di ko makakita sa video kay arang luyaha sa internet server karon.  gusto lang kong makahibawo kun mahimo ba pod ni nga enlarger alang sa gustong mo-qualify nga mag-username sa tb ug dakog itlog (hain na man to siya... duda hinoon kog si bugsay to nga nagtakoban da.)

He he, OK lang kon si Bay Bugsay mogamit ani as egg enhancer, dili lang ang original use nga breast enhancer...

February 12, 2011

'Egypt is free': Mubarak hands control of country to military

By The Associated Press


CAIRO -- Cries of "Egypt is free" rang out and fireworks lit up the sky as hundreds of thousands danced, wept and prayed in joyful pandemonium Friday after 18 days of peaceful pro-democracy protests forced President Hosni Mubarak to surrender power to the military, ending three decades of authoritarian rule.

Ecstatic protesters in Cairo's Tahrir, or Liberation, Square hoisted soldiers onto their shoulders and families posed for pictures in front of tanks in streets flooded with people streaming out to celebrate. Strangers hugged each other, some fell to kiss the ground, and others stood stunned in disbelief.

Chants of "Hold your heads high, you're Egyptian" roared with each burst of fireworks overhead.

"I'm 21 years old and this is the first time in my life I feel free," an ebullient Abdul-Rahman Ayyash, born eight years after Mubarak came to power, said as he hugged fellow protesters in Tahrir Square.

An astonishing day in which hundreds of thousands marched on Mubarak's palaces in Cairo and Alexandria and besieged state TV was capped by the military effectively carrying out a coup at the pleas of protesters. After Mubarak's fall, the military, which pledged to shepherd reforms for greater democracy, told the nation it would announce the next steps soon. Those could include the dissolving of parliament and creation of a transitional government.

Mubarak's downfall at the hands of the biggest popular uprising in the modern history of the Arab world had stunning implications for the United States and the West, Israel, and the region, unsettling rulers across the Mideast.

The 82-year-old leader epitomized the complex trade-off the United States was locked into in the Middle East for decades: Support for autocratic leaders in return for stability, a bulwark against Islamic militants, a safeguard of economic interests with the oil-rich Gulf states and peace -- or at least an effort at peace -- with Israel.

The question for Washington now was whether that same arrangement will hold as the Arab world's most populous state makes a potentially rocky transition to democracy, with no guarantee of the results.

More at: http://sundaygazettemail.com/News/201102120002

Andrew Phillip Cunanan (August 31, 1969 â€" July 23, 1997) was an American spree serial killer who murdered at least five people, including fashion designer Gianni Versace, during a three-month period in 1997, ending with Cunanan's suicide, at age 27. On June 12, 1997, Cunanan became the 449th fugitive to be listed by the FBI on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list.

More at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Cunanan

Quote from: islander on February 12, 2011, 12:48:48 PM
paita pod kun ang sunod niyang i-smuggle baje.

Hmm, kanang inflatable? 

Forces against, for RH Bill both troubled
Saturday, February 12, 2011

CEBU CITY -- About 5,000 people joined the Catholic church-initiated rally against the Reproductive Health (RH) Bill at the Fuente Osmeña circle Friday afternoon.

They endured the heat and dust in the area as they chanted "We are, we are for life" and waved placards with messages along these lines: "RH bill source of corruption," "I choose life!" and "Katoliko ako! Supak ako sa RH bill."

But supporters of the bill in Cebu also expressed disappointment that it was not included among the priority measures of President Benigno Aquino III.

Judy Aguilar, coordinator of the Reproductive Rights Resource Group, said Aquino's "change of heart" may become a setback in the country's goal of reducing maternal deaths and child mortality by 2015.

Participants of the Fuente rally included students of Catholic schools, church organizations like the Knights of Columbus and Catholic Women's League and trans-parochial organizations from Cebu City to as far as Daanbantayan town, in northern Cebu province.

The rally, dubbed as "Cebuanos! Unite for Life!" was also attended by Representative Rachel del Mar (Cebu City, north) and her father former congressman Raul del Mar, Representative Pablo Garcia (Cebu Province, second district), Cebu Auxiliary Bishop Emilio Bataclan and Episcopal Vicar Msgr. Esteban Binghay, among others.

One of the invited speakers was Msgr. Juanito Figura, Catholic Bishops' Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) secretary general, who said the Catholic Church does not have funds or a strategy to mount an anti-RH bill campaign.

"What we have are prayers, Gospel values, sincerity and commitment to human life, which are enough because this means we have God on our side," he said.

He asked why some legislators who are practicing Catholics promote the RH bill, "which is against the aspirations of the Filipino people."

"Every law of the society must be for the protection of human life," he added.

The CBCP issued a pastoral letter against the bill last January 31, where they stated that they are against the non-consideration of moral principles; anti-life, anti-natal and contraceptive mentality reflected in media and some proposed legislation; efforts to railroad the RH bill; the trajectory of the bill toward population control; and the use of public funds for contraceptives, sterilization and compulsory sex education.

Cebu Archbishop Palma, in a message delivered by Fr. Euselito Tulipas, said, "We come to manifest our faith in Jesus and our resolve not to allow ourselves to be persuaded by anyone whose principles are contrary to the teachings of Jesus Christ."

"For those who, out of honest ignorance, are supporting the RH bill, we pray to the Holy Spirit for the light of wisdom and understanding. For those who are indifferent about this issue, or are afraid to stand for the faith, or have grown cold in their faith, we pray for ardent zeal," he said.

More at: http://66.117.4.124/cebu/local-news/forces-against-rh-bill-both-troubled

Monday, January 31, 2011

DEAR Noy Kulas,

Sip-unon pa ko niadto magsige na kog basa sa imong column kay akong parents pirme man mopalit og Sun.Star Superbalita. Ang imong column ang usa sa akong mga paborito, gawas sa inyong sports section.

Ang akong problema, pareho sa uban, parte og love. Third year high school na ko ron unya na in love sa akong Math teacher. Sa una pa gyud sa bag-o pa siyang nag-teach sa among school, ganahan na ko niya. Cute man gud siya, bisan sa iyang height. Taas pa man kog gamay gani niya.

Nindot sab kaayo siya og lawas. Bigot kaayo, maorag Barbie doll. Taas pa gyud og buhok, maorag kanang model sa shampoo. Naa pay lips puwa kaayo, maorag apple nga gibaligya daplin sa karsada.

Ang naka-impress nako, kay maayo kaayo siyang motudlo ug mo-pronounce. Ganahan kaayo ko sa iyang tingog. Kon magkasugat mi, maorag dunay kabayo magdagan dagan sa akong dughan. Usahay maorag sound sab sa train kay kulbaan lagi ko. Maora kog naa sa heaven kon mo-smile siya nako. Wa lay kalibutan si Mam iyang estudyante patay na patay kaayo niya.

Karon maglisod na kog concentrate, bisan sa iyang lectures kay mag-daydream na man ko niya. Migagmay gud akong grado bisan wa pa koy uyab. Nag ask akong parents nako pero ingon ko nga lisod ang lessons. Lisod kay din a lagi ko ka concentrate kay yatap kaayo ko niya. Unsa man ang akong buhaton, Noy Kulas? Tambagi ko kay maora na kog mabuang sa akong problema. Daghan kaayong salamat.

ERIC


Eric,

Salamat kaayo nimo ug sa imong pamilya sa inyong loyalty sa SuperB. Nahimuot kaayo ko sa imong suwat di tungod kay nagduda kong nagbinuang ka. Kon di nahinumdom sab ko sa akong amigo kaniadto nga pwerte sab niyang gugmaha sa maestro. Mao-mao ra gyud ang intensity sa inyong feeling. Maora sab siyag mabuang ug maratol makakita sa titser.

Apan na-realize niya nga molabay ra ang pagbati sa pagligid sab sa panahon. Anam-anam ra ning nahanaw ug na-overcome ra niya. Makadungog siyag kanta kaniadto, i-relate dayon niya sa iyang kaugalingon ug sa titser. Maguol siya kon way klase kay mingawon kon di siya makakita gud. Apan eventually nahanaw ra ni.

I am not giving you false hopes ha, but, dunay mga estudyante sa high school nga naminyo sa ilang maestra. Apan nitungha una sila og college ug nihuman. Unya di sab kaayo lagyo ang ilang mga edad ka yang mao nga mga estudyante medyo edaran na man sa pagsud sa high school.

Akong buot ipasabot nga di imposibleng magkauyab mo sa titser sa hustong panahon ug edad. Apan karon, di pa gyud na mahitabo. Estudyante ka ug tan-awon ka niyang manghod ra gyud niya kaayo. Molabay ra ang panahon, mawagtang ra nang mao nga pagbati nga mas nailing puppy love.

NOY KULAS

Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Pebrero 01, 2011.
http://66.117.4.124/superbalita-cebu/kalingawan/tambagi-ko-noy-kulas-love-si-mam

You know these people, selling flowers, when you are sitting with your new girlfriend on the first date. And they are trying to sell you a rose, that costs max. two bucks, but they want you to pay five, because they know you are on the first date. And you can’t just say “WTF??? I’d never pay five bucks for a flower”, because your new girlfriend won’t appreciate it. It sucks. But it’s not half as bad as it is in China. In China children on the street sell flowers. And they catch your leg and won’t let it go, until you buy a flower or just give them some money. Take a look.







http://www.stellasmagazine.com/interesting-way-to-sell-flowers-in-china/?utm_source=avalanchers.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=avalanchers

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2011, 10:15:28 AM
kaguwapa jud anang imong anak, chongks.  ajaw jud kasugot nga sija ang mogasto kun mag-date na na sija one day soon, ha?

He he, lalisonon pa gani kon tugotan ba ni Bay Chongks nga makig-date...

The Beard: A character who pretends to be another's Significant Other in order to perpetrate a deception.

The term originated in the gay community, where a Beard is a woman who pretends to be a gay man's lover to make him appear heterosexual to others. The term is used because the woman, like a beard, makes the gay man look more masculine.

More at: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBeard

Quote from: cujo on February 12, 2011, 10:30:47 AM
Yeah, a scum deserves that ! 

Scums can be very good at appearing remorseful, and most of them manage to get a second chance--and a third, a fourth, and so on... 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfdMvoSj5pM&feature=player_embedded#at=23

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 06:20:39 PM
mao gid ini hang matuod na makapangilay    ka sang tarsier gid ya sa kaanyag bla   

Ayhan ang nagakugos sang tarsiers ang manugkidhatan mo gid bla.

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 11, 2011, 04:56:03 PM
Hahahaha. Gilabaylabajan ra diay. Maminaw lamang pud gud ko, naa man kahay mapupo nga pagtulon-an.

Naa baja pud. Makaugtas lang ang magtutudlo... 

Payter pud jamog lubot tawhana... 

OFWs begin to feel impact of PH-Taiwan row
abs-cbnNEWS.com

Posted at 02/11/2011 1:25 PM | Updated as of 02/11/2011 1:25 PM

MANILA, Philippines â€" A group of recruitment agencies accredited by Taiwan are feeling the effects caused by the diplomatic row between the Philippines and Taiwan.

According to the Pilipino Manpower Agencies Accredited to Taiwan (PILMAT), they are now experiencing stricter visa processing for OFWs bound for Taiwan.

PILMAT said the usual one-week processing now takes about four months to finish.

The group fears that if the row continues, the fate of 5,000 OFWs who are set to leave this month will be affected.

Liza Neri is among the OFWs who are supposed to leave this February for Taiwan. She is worried about her children’s education if her departure is further delayed.

“Sana huwag kaming isali, kasi kung tutuusin, wala kaming alam doon. Maaapektuhan kinabukasan ng mga anak ko,” she said.

Around 90,000 OFWs work in Taiwan.

On Thursday, Malacañang said it will not issue an apology for deporting 14 Taiwanese nationals China.

"The evidence is in China, the crime was committed in China, so it was in our best interest, in our national interest to deport them to China," said Presidential Spokesperson Edwin Lacierda. -- report from Niña Corpuz, ABS-CBN News

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/global-filipino/02/11/11/ofws-begin-feel-impact-ph-taiwan-row

Ging Gang Goolie
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ging Gang Goolie or Ging Gang Gooli is a gibberish Scouting song written by Robert Baden-Powell, and is popular among the Boy Scouts and Girl Guides.

Origin

During the Second Boer War, Baden Powell listened to songs in African languages. The nonsense lyrics of Ging Gang Goolie might have been inspired by these songs. Baden-Powell is said to have written this song during the first World Scout Jamboree in 1920. Due to the fact that there were so many children from so many countries, he needed a song that made no sense in any language that they could all sing.

Legend of the Great Grey Ghost Elephant

A later story involving an African legend was invented as an explanation for the song. The story "The Great Grey Ghost Elephant" was written by Dorothy Unterschutz, a Canadian Scout Leader from Edmonton. It was published in Scouts Canada's "The Leader" magazine in 1991 (Juneâ€"July issue, Page 7). The story goes:

In the deepest darkest Africa, every year, after the rains, the "Great Grey Ghost Elephant" arose from the mists and wandered throughout the land. When it came to a village, it would either go around the village or through it. Villagers believed that if it went round the village, the village would have a prosperous year, and if it went through it, there would be drought.

The elephant had gone through the village of "Wat-Cha" three years in a row, and the situation was really bad in the village. A plan to deter the elephant from going through the village was made by Ging-Ganga, the village leader and Ha-la-shay, the medicine man. Ging-Ganga and his warriors were going to frighten the elephant by standing in its path and shaking their shields and spears. Hay-la-shay and his followers were going to cast magic spells, and frighten the elephant by the sound of shaking medicine bags. When the elephant arrived, the villagers gathered at the border of the village and started shouting the name of their leaders, "Ging-Ganga" and "Ha-lay-shay". "Shally wally" was the sound made by shaking medicine bags. The villagers were successful in their plan, and the elephant went around the village, making the "Oompah, oompah" sound. The villagers rejoiced and sang the "Ging Gang…" song.

The Scaffold - Gin Gan Goolie

Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
Hayla, oh hayla shayla, hayla shayla, shayla, oh-ho,
Hayla, oh hayla shayla, hayla shayla, shayla, oh.
Shally wally, shally wally, shally wally, shally wally,
Oompah, oompah, oompah, oompah.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 05:01:03 PM
indi gid lang sang kadasigon sang spid ya, kinahanglan gid may sayod gid sang pag doladola sang bola sang iya nga tiil, kag maalamon gid pod sang pag tanaw sang iyang kaupod sa dola  kag pagbantay sang  kasumpong gid bla

Kag maalamon gid man kung paano manugpatok ang bola sang nit langpas sang ging gang goli goli ging gang go ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 05:01:03 PM
ambot gid kong monggoloyd kag ritardid sang pliyir nila man basta may ara na hayt sang  sex kag sebin poter payts na sang tim.   

Waay bawt ang sebin poter sang segbin poter ya, kay habog gid kung manuglukso ang segbin poter pro.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 06:09:43 PM
ma guna gid na ya indi ko na gid kinahanglan sang antinganting may ara gid damo ani sang lungib diri sang amon na duog

Kung may guna na ti gamiton mo na lang gid pangbaat sang bagong goma sang panga bla. Indi mo ismolin ini a, gamhanang ang antinganting sang goma nga halin sang perming ginasingot nga bugan haw.

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 11, 2011, 05:01:07 PM
Bwahahahahaha. Tag-anan Bay Hubs. Mura na ra ba pud sija aning mga naa sa hulagway. Mihinay hinay na pud ug ...... 

Anyway, salamat sa picture Bay Hubs. Nakatawa ko ug dako uyamot.

Mihinayhinay og ladlad? Kahinumdom ko sauna sa college, diha mi classmate nga nihinayhinay og palayo sa grupo hangtod nga nahibaw-an na lang namo nga he had crossed to the other side... 

Naay bag-ong model nga mapikot pud ang mata...

Quote from: statesville on February 12, 2011, 02:35:27 AM
“Naa’y binayot pa daw ang inistoryaan. Ang iyang nabatian nga gisulti sa binayot nga naa pa daw sila’y kuhaon sa sulod (of the car),” Macatangay said.

Nagbinayut ba lang kaha o bayut jud... 

Quote from: statesville on February 12, 2011, 02:35:27 AM
The council yesterday approved a resolution authorizing the town’s disbursing officer to deduct the amount from the councilors’ monthly honoraria.

Councilor Concordio Mejias said they have agreed not to use the town’s fund as it usually takes a long process for the money to be released and they want the killers to be arrested immediately.

Laudable initiative...

Quote from: rogamz on February 12, 2011, 02:55:49 AM
Kdygayan ani TB binol-anon mapolihan TI inlonggo hehe maajo cguro naa thread para ilonggo ky cguro ko naa pa uban gsto kliwat magpabuhagay aron jud mgksinbot cla bahala di ta kasakay para lang s nkasabot pwde Mosumpay

He he, basta butangan lang og gid, bla, ya, haw o unsa ba, pwede na isumpay sa kang To Bol nga post, Bay Rogamz... 

Quote from: rogamz on February 12, 2011, 02:08:40 AM
Hehe morag wa kasabot c toto kotsilyo bsin pinote mokartil na cgro dagan jeje

Basin gasalig nga di dutlag kutsilyo...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 06:03:41 PM
maayo gid siha sang inyo man kag komplito sang makinaryas dinhi gid sang aton na banwa mao lang gid ini na mikinaryas

uyat lang sang ikog sang karabaw gid ya.

Ginhawiran gid man ang ikog sang haw haw kay patubang malibang haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 10, 2011, 08:01:05 PM
dako jem

Indi dakog itlog to?

Quote from: chicogon on February 12, 2011, 04:03:58 AM
Dali raman daw mangitag gwapa... pero dakog gasto bwahahahaha!!! 

Kas diay nig budget... 

Tungod ani ang uban magmantinil na lang og long distance... 

Quote from: rogamz on February 12, 2011, 03:08:47 AM
Hayahay pa's lispo guapa ug kwartahan.. Swerte morag naa jud bsta magkugi lng panguyab ksagaran saun mbinwit kna matrona sapian ra, di ta kapili batanon guapa sapian nga instant

Pwede pud batan-on nga gwapa nga klarong paingon masapian. Mailhan man...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 12, 2011, 02:48:13 AM
Para nako?! " BAHALAG GUAPA basta kai SAPI-AN! 

Mao pud ni akong pilosopiya. Ang nakaparat lang, wa pa ko kahimamat og baje nga ang pilosopiya, "Bahalag pobre basta batig nawong!"

Quote from: kan-ogong on February 12, 2011, 02:45:01 AM
Mga guapo man gud karon walay kwarta unya adik pa.maayo gani na uso na ang mga bati ug nawong mabali na jud diay  ang kalibutan noh.

Sayang nga wa ni mauso sa bata pa ko, di unta ko mahimong old bachelor... 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 12, 2011, 04:07:52 AM
Si DOLPHY raba diay makahibaw!

Si NOGNOG pud...

Quote from: kan-ogong on February 12, 2011, 12:22:22 AM
For Filipino women, financial stability was a more important consideration, with 57 percent saying they would pick a rich but ugly partner, as against the remaining 41 percent inclined to marry a poor but good-looking guy.

Hmm. Di pa kaayo makadismaya ang 57 per cent...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 12, 2011, 04:42:21 AM
Pad'z, bisan asa lang KUNO anang duha. bahala KUNO ug dili na hugasan!

Mas bale nga di hugasan aron di mausik and bitamina! 

Quote from: chicogon on February 12, 2011, 04:26:10 AM
O di ba kini... lab-as jamo

Payts ni. Kay parehas man nga lab-as and duha, ari ko sa di mahurot... 

Quote from: kan-ogong on February 11, 2011, 03:02:20 AM
naluspad naman ang pakwan karon

Bwahaha! Medyo langsa pa jud! 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 12, 2011, 05:05:31 AM
bahalag wa koi sapi, basta kai dili maglibog ahong kutaw

Quote from: statesville on February 12, 2011, 06:35:12 AM
, kalibog ba ana , tuyok akong kutaw...

He he, naa ra bay time limit, morag 30 seconds ra... 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 12, 2011, 05:08:15 AM
galing ug ga i niro style nih!

Pila kaha ka round nga perti mang pangosa. Hmm. Tuhod ra ba kahay nagkapangos-pangos ani...

Quote from: statesville on February 12, 2011, 06:26:17 AM
...nailad  ko dah....morag tinood gyud

He he, naa pay columns...morag palasyo... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 04:20:09 PM
na potbol hang otod ko sang iyang obra

Mas OK ina kaysa ginabalibol ya, parang tubol ang resulta kon mao ni ang panghitabo haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 04:51:44 PM
way ko nagakita kon may ara na baybretur,  ambot lang gid sang idalum sa kalanan kon may ara gid man 

Sa dalum sang tori may naa kabli gid pro, kompito sang batiri haw ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 04:47:50 PM
plis darling luk por mi
cos ay am kaming to pets yo
rawnd da le hapi halide
kos yor de to de hapi birtde

Sa yeow ang in no mean,
Sa yeow ang pow low tan,
Hapi hapi birtdi,
Sana mahla sing mow come may...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 04:36:47 PM
oo bla hulat lang gid ako haw

Manughulat gid bla kitang tanan sang paglukso sulod sang toxic waste sang manugluksolukso nga linalang gid haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 04:44:10 PM
bisan isa lang gid bibu na gid ya lakotlakotan lang gid naton sang aton mga pamangkot aligre gid na pod hang mga trid

Aligre lalo na gid kung magpakarongingnong kabalo sang tanan nga kinaadman haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 04:16:03 PM
gina halad gid man isip partida sang EB ang manog host sir hubagbohol

Dapat dako ang pusta naton nga manugsampak ang EB sang TB kon maohon...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 04:17:25 PM
pag pamimbru gid ikaw man kang sir hubagbohol

Manughulat ka gid lang to, manugpamimbru siya sa ulhi haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 04:12:22 PM
mag lityor gid pod ka sir hubagbohol tas ong mo gid pod sang mga tobag sang comint mo gid, ilakip mo gid sang mga hambal sang insik hapon jerman arabu espanis kembundo indunes kantonis harong damo gid litra

Malisod kung kompetensyahan naton ang risidint lityorir, total sadya na maski isa lang haw. 

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 11, 2011, 02:40:23 PM
HAhahaha. Wa bay tarsier diha nga mangawhat?

Naa. Mangawhat aron paminawon ang hataas nga pagbatbat sa nanghingaping kamaalamon... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 11, 2011, 12:58:44 PM
Bwahahahaha. WOOOOH! Sige ra gajud ko ug katawa.

He he, duda ko nga naa kay officemates nga sama ani nila, Bay Tigs... 

Quote from: luckybelle on February 11, 2011, 01:42:46 PM

Hahaha... mao ba? Botitay diay na ija name.. hehehe...

He he, mao. Ang long form, Botoyitay... 

Baki hinuon, naay libat...

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 11, 2011, 12:56:31 PM
Ahahahaha. Basin moingon na pud ko ug BLA ug TO ani. Aw, moambak na pud ug balik sa toxic waste. Ang problema pud ug mahimo kong lecturer ani.

Bwahaha! Basin maoy imong signos. Makaingon na jud ta, Hindi ka nag-iisa!

Bwahaha! Yataps... 

Quote from: luckybelle on February 11, 2011, 10:53:49 AM
Kalooy sa bata, hinuan sajo ni nija na praktis pagka-acrobat 

Sakto tuod, may purohan ning mahimong flying trapeze artist... 

Ngiga ning iringa... 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 11, 2011, 12:07:43 PM
Sa una pa jud ko Toy di mokaon ug dagkong isda kay gagmay ra akong kaonon. Makaila raba pud ko ug hiniwa nga isda nga dako mao di ko mokaon jud ug dagkong isda. Ingnon ko permi sa akong Mother nga mura kono ko ug si Diyang hahahha kini si Diyang pilian ug isda nga ang pinakamahal nga isda dilian ug kaon kay adto jud adtong ibis ra nga way value ug ingon ana pud ko. Lamia ihigop ug sabaw sa ibis oi kay tam is tam is mura pud sa isdang naduhaw lami pud to ug tinola.

Aw, lami jud bitaw ang gagmayng isda, tam-is tam-is tuod labi na kanang klase-klase unya tinola. Pero ganahan pud ko sa sabaw sa hiniwa nga mamsa o barilis, he he.

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 11, 2011, 11:45:34 AM
Ug ako moambak dihaa basin aho sinultihan mahimo pareha kang BolBuhol.

Pantastik Siks ko ani.

Bwahaha! Kanay grabe nga katalagman--kon di na maulian... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 11, 2011, 11:34:30 AM
Bwahahahahaha.

This made my day.

He he, mao ni beauties nga nagdalag come here...

(Oops, morag dihay nikidlap nga liti...) 

Quote from: luckybelle on February 11, 2011, 11:06:01 AM
Manoi Hoboi, wearing powder blue 

Bwahaha! Mas may-ong nako ang naa sa leftmost of the viewer, kanang talinis og suwang...

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 11, 2011, 10:56:53 AM
Lecture para sa equation sa ATM Bay Hubs?

Ug lakip usab ang uban pang mga tema ubos sa landong sa langit, from ABC to XYZ, from ATM to LBM... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 11, 2011, 10:51:30 AM
Hahahaha. Nagdahik dahik siguro sa dihang naglampaso. Hujang kaajo ang tuhod nga mo da' sa lampaso mao na nga diagi na lamang ug dahik dahik.

Kining hitsuraa sa bun-og, perting bagnos ni... 

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2011, 10:12:33 AM
una, tsikinene tingali na mao nga relax ang birgatinya.

ikaduha, make-up ra na para photo ops sa advert.  ang importante nga ma-focus ang mata sa gatan-aw ngadto sa million-dollar legs. 

ikatulo, wa ipakita ang mga mata nga naay klaro nga blackeye.

ikaupat, gikan pa na siyang naglakaw nga nagluhod gikan sa ganghaan sa sto. nino church ngadto sa altar.

Klaro nga ang namulong sa mga obserbasyon sa unahan eksperto kabahin sa pangos sa tuhod. Kon tungod ba kaha sa pagluhod sa simbahan, ang ibid ray nasayod... 

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2011, 10:06:26 AM
sowe.  ang nawong man goy klaro.  di pa gyod angay imbestigaron ang kamatuoran kun nawong na lay hisgotan.  ang corruption, makaipsot man.

Pero basin mas bale para nila nga hisgotan ang corruption issue, dili ang issue sa ilang nawong... 

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2011, 09:57:43 AM
and come home shall i very soon after, dearie
so a-tay a yellow ribbon round the old bokbok tree.

And also because...

The ancient bokbok tree has turned
All white; the blasted shade's no more.
In one whole year I haven't learned
To tie a ribbon like before.

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2011, 09:50:07 AM
may they live in peace with their faces.

Grabe pud ka, Ms. Isle. Ginawong man pud nimo... 

Relax pa ra ba kaayo ang birgatinya... 

Quote from: islander on February 11, 2011, 09:33:28 AM
herrrrre we go again.  hadlok sa china.  kanyahay ra arogante na ang ubang intsik dinhi sa ato, with apologies sa mga maayohon.

Kasagaran sa arogante, arogante nang daan... 

Quote from: Chongki on December 31, 2010, 08:07:58 AM
no

Ang baje maoy mogasto? 

Quote from: kan-ogong on February 08, 2011, 02:33:33 AM
Courtship is important in building relationships because it helps couples know each other better, it allows couples to decide if they want to be committed, it allows couples to decide if they are ready to be committed,

...and it allows couples to decide whether or not they should continue coupling. 

Segregated cafes pud...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 10, 2011, 10:55:38 PM
maypa gid hang putbol indi gid rekwayrd hang katas ong sang hayt. 

Pero kingahanglang paspas manugdagan. Usa sa mga rekwayrd kay hang kadasigon sang spid... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 10, 2011, 10:55:38 PM
may ara gid sex pooter plas indi gid maghibalo manogdribol sang bola, daw ango ango sang kort indi gid kamawo kong ano gid pagahimoon sang sod sa kort baw gid ya. 

Bwahaha, ano ba ini nga pliyir, ritardid? 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 11, 2011, 07:29:29 AM
"I am optimistic that the Taiwanese leadership will see the wisdom behind our move to deport the suspects to the PROC," De Lima added.

With the shadow of China looming over the region, Taiwan will be hard put to "see the wisdon behind our move".

Sin-o gid ba sa hosts ang manuglantawlantawon mo gid samtang nagapanghamal ka sang sudan nga litson haw.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 11, 2011, 07:30:55 AM
Affected by the flash floods were two municipalities, namely, Jolo and Patikul and six barangays in the province of Sulu.

Blast from the past: Di ba sa Patikul man to diin gi-massacre sila ni General Teodulfo Bautista?

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 10, 2011, 10:41:10 PM
ano ni man atomik bam

Kung manughumol ka dinhi, To Bol, bason manughimo ka gali nga isa sang pantastic por, este, ikaw ang pang-pantastik payb... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 11, 2011, 12:46:06 AM
aw oo gid ya makita mo gid sina sang nomero sang post

He he, may naa pa gid nga ibang patiman-an, sama sang gitas-on sang liktyur... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 11, 2011, 07:31:55 AM
“The Armed Forces right now is much, much better than few years back and we will pledge to perform better and be more professional,” Mabanta said adding that the military leadership fervently supports President Aquino’s “daang matuwid” (straight and honest path) campaign to professionalize their troops.

Mabanta urged both chambers of Congress to speed up its investigation of malpractices in the AFP “so that they can move on.”

He added that since the Aquino administration took over, malpractices in the AFP has stopped. “Malaki na ang ipinagbago (sa AFP) then and now,” he said.

Mabanta stressed that the AFP supports the administration’s pledge of right conduct and good governance, the promise of ‘daang matuwid’ that includes a commitment to genuine public service and transparency.

What else can they say...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 11, 2011, 07:33:19 AM
The government can now effectively respond to crisis and emergency with the full operations of the Presidential Situation Room (PSR).

Noynoy should hire better wordsmiths. "Presidential Situation Room" is as bland as bland can be. 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 11, 2011, 07:39:59 AM
He said that at that point Aramco would not be able to stop the rise of global oil prices because the Saudi energy industry had overstated its recoverable reserves to spur foreign investment and Aramco had badly underestimated the time needed to bring new oil on tap.

Ah, there's the rub.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 11, 2011, 07:25:18 AM
Pantawid Pamilya utilizes the conditional cash transfer scheme made popular by successful social programs in Latin America. It provides cash grants to poor households to improve their health, nutrition and education.

The Grameen initiative of Muhammad Yunus should be considered as well. Entrepreneurship should be the next logical step.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 11, 2011, 07:27:30 AM
Philippines - tota sa China? Wala bay background sa International Diplomacy ang mga tawo behind Noynoy Aquino?

Apparently, the present administration is weak in this area of governance, among others.