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Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on February 16, 2011, 05:26:32 PM
Ug laing part sa body ang ma-touch, lain pud na nga brand sa sanitizer? 

Morag maoy tuyo ani, aron daghan ang mabaligya. Malagmit naa puy Maybe You Scratched Your Anus... 

He he, huwat lang diay ta ani...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on February 16, 2011, 05:30:57 PM
Perfect accessory for embalmers.

Bwahaha! Especially for those undergoing apprenticeship...

Hmm. I guess it's either the pizza is real, or the tower is.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 05:05:13 PM
mari

Marinitid? 

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 05:06:00 PM
bingwit sang tilap ya!

Manugtaga ang dila naton kon maohon! 

Ini ang tanood nga Balintina ko haw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 05:04:03 PM
manog ontol ontol sang ibabaw sang salbabida

Kung sang dalum, peligrong masopokit...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 05:06:44 PM
jems bang

Indi si Oddjob?

O ini gid ya...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
ilong 

Ikaw gid ba ini, To Bol?

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
ilong 

Oi, ang hambal mo kaniadto, buli mo ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
bason mais na anagon gid haw

Tama, yung sweet corn nga manugtam-is haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:56:31 PM
mahuya gid sina sila bason ma ilhan gid sila na pebrari

Damo na gid ang nagpaila ya, manugpangugat pa gid ang ibang sang kadepensa haw.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 16, 2011, 04:31:02 PM

ang iyang sige ug dala dala bai

Bahobaho man na bay.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:54:36 PM
daw salbabida gid

Kag tamoytamoyan mo gid ang barbula haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:53:51 PM

sin-o gid otor ni man

Tekret!

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:52:13 PM
indi mo gid pagsigi kaplog hang imong sina na ig bason manoghimo kana na itlog maalat, magpulapula na sang kaplog mo haw

Indi gid kaplog ang kinahanglang para itlog maalat haw, uubog ka lang gid sang dagat pro, may naa na duha ka itlog maalat insigida ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:31:05 PM
indi mahimon na gali to, waay gid man mais kag humay sang bunga 

Hmm, waay gid ba? Intonsis nagabaliskad galing, humay nga mais ang bunga diay haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:49:35 PM
daw kita lang gid naga baylobaylo sang mga tubag tuhoy ani na trid, daw kita lang mga natawo sang pebriro haw

He he, may naa man iban haw pero indi lang gid nila tayp nga magpaturatoy sang ini nga trid kay bason iban sila nga klasi nga Pebrari-born.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:44:46 PM
aw mao gid sina tsostsos sang det sang vert day? nag kompyos na gid hang kotaw ni toto gid ani na trid ya kon ano gid ginahambal sang trid na ari

Bason manugkompyos gid man ang otor sang trid sang pangkot niya haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:45:52 PM
ano gid ginakaplog mo gid hang boyl ig

Bason hang boyl p-noy...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 16, 2011, 04:32:17 PM
paniudto: pritong manok

Hmm. Morag balut galing ang umaabot nimong panihapon bay.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:36:18 PM
dabiana gid hang balintina mo haw

Mas tawhay gid kay madugay manughuman kung manugsimhoton ang tibuok kalawasang haw.

Mangilog-kilog galing...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:32:22 PM
idyotay manoghilig sang mga pebrero tawo

Manugsangpit sang nene, Idyotaday...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:28:31 PM
pirmi gid ikaw labasang tapik waay nag pangabot ka sang libordi, indipindinsdi, kag vert day hang ginahambal sang trid, manog reklamo gid hang aton mga mimbro gid ani ya.

Indi gid ako nagsilibrit sang vert day ko gid, kag ang sabi sang trid "choose your date", ti tsinos ko ang Mayo Uno kay Hunyo Dose haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:26:35 PM
sali gid naton baso sir hubagbohol haron indi gid kita ma labas sang tapik or tima sang aton na trid

Oo haw, kag ang bilog para imiksla sang kapi, Ayris kapi Pilipin stayl...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:24:28 PM
may ara ka gid sina balintina sir hubag bohol, isip ko gid batsilor ka haw

Kinilo gid ang Balintina ko haw.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 16, 2011, 04:29:42 PM
unsa man pud ni nga style bai?

Hard-bolbolled tingali ni...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 16, 2011, 04:30:21 PM
way apil ang mga idyot bai

Unsa man, kadyat lang ang apil?

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:23:17 PM
indi manog kombert nagid sang piltilaysir pang abono gid sang mga katonoman

Kuyaw gid kung manugsobra ang abono haw, ang mais manugbunga sang humay ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:19:40 PM
may ara man gid tirina na mang okoy kag shakoy

Indi bingka?

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:18:02 PM
kon manog abot hang akon na vert day pilion ko gid hang maayo bahala na gwapa basta may ara gid kwarta

Kon sa vert day ang imon, sa akon kon manug-abot ang Libordi o Indipindinsdi manuggasa akon sang sarili ko nang gwapa haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:08:36 PM
hambal na gid kita balik sang tb para ma waay gid aton mga problima aton lang iladlad dinhi sang mga trid

Sampak gid ang hambal mo gid ya, indispir pa gid si Botoy sang pagkawala gid sang Balintina sang miaging Balintayns Di haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:13:58 PM
waay gid sang polyosyon kong may ara man natoral polyosyon halin sang kibot sang karabao

Kung maayo ang pagkatagak tapos pag medyo manug-uga na haw indi na gid polyosyon, tsokolit kik na gid ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:10:40 PM
manoghilig gid kaw sang mga linginglinging sama sang bola itlog binangkal singsingyo

...bulan, ligid, lansones, pusod, kalimotaw, atngaw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:06:11 PM
too gid ako butuan gid mga pebriro.

May naa pud lusuan ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:04:10 PM
mang okoy kag tirina tirina

Okoy kagid ba, To Bol, sang kabataang mo haw?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 16, 2011, 01:07:45 PM
pamahaw: itlog

Giunsa pagluto Bay Vits...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 16, 2011, 01:09:16 PM
Do You Believe People Born in the Month of February are Usually Idiots?


dili ko motoo ani..mga buutan ang natawo sa pebrero way apil ang dili mga buutan.

He he, sa ato pa dili idiots ang natawo sa Pebrero, way apil ang idiots...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 16, 2011, 01:13:10 PM

mura pud ug manggihatagon ug porma bai.

Unsa may ihatag bay.

He he, di siya paduol kay too sexy siya...

Di jud hinuon ni siya piskan bisag yutik ang kalsada... 

Bwahaha! 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 16, 2011, 12:04:28 PM
Pacquiao, who won an election in his native Philippines and now represents Sarangani province, posed for pictures and exchanged gifts with Obama.

Pacquiao posing with Obama...

Bwahaha! 

It will make you lean! 

Or, The WTF Zone...  

Ambot lang diay kon laser sword ba ni o retractable vibrator...

Barack-O the Jedi

Quote from: islander on February 16, 2011, 09:58:13 AM
maon hang hitlersalut imon espisyalti, to?  sa amon sili lang ang hang.

Kabisado ko gid man ang adir sayd ob Hitler ya, supiryur ris gid ini haw. 

Bull's-eye, er, bull's-nose! 

He he... 

Quote from: chicogon on February 16, 2011, 01:33:58 AM
And it's leaving some trail... 

Which, apparently, can easily be followed by merely sniffing the air... 

Quote from: Vistabel on February 16, 2011, 04:14:18 AM
balik sa dating gawa tambay.

Balik tambay kay naay daghang mga piniyalan sa imong mga hacienta ug mga pabrika, Bay Vist?

Quote from: chicogon on February 16, 2011, 08:18:18 AM
Way kamot nga makomkom, aw, sekreto diay to... 

He he, kon tulo ang kamot, kadali rang maka-$15...  And if she really knows her job, naa pay seguroy tip, basin $20 in all... 

Quote from: Chongki on February 16, 2011, 06:53:02 AM
ilakip pod si tita meldy og lubong

Di diay ka mahinugon sa imong tita, Bay Chongks? 

Quote from: statesville on February 16, 2011, 08:21:46 AM
  aw, o tuod ..timing kaayo adto siya pungko sa tapad mag-uwang  hangad sa takdol nga buwan..

Loyal to the end jud diay, the compleat tuta... 

Quote from: islander on February 16, 2011, 02:55:17 AM
more, is it time for us to brace ourselves because erap and gloria will also be looked upon as heroes soon?

Maybe Erap's and Gloria's own Enriles will, too, allow a quarter of a century to pass...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 16, 2011, 03:12:09 AM
Okey ra nga ilubong si Marcos sa libingan ng mga Bayani, BASTA kai kauban si Enrile nga buhi!

Ilubong nga gatindog unya migimaw ang ulo? 

Quote from: statesville on February 16, 2011, 07:59:02 AM
Pagka kenkoy baya ni Enrile, pataka man lag ug yawit
  unsay nakabayani ni Marcos?......sa pet cemetery na iluyong uy 

Bwahaha! Unya si Enrile kay tuta man? Adto pud?

Quote from: Chongki on February 16, 2011, 06:54:50 AM
maka ihi galing ang uban sa sobra sa ka thrilling

Way swerte kon ihi ang mogawas... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 16, 2011, 06:30:39 AM
hahaha. maayo kay low bat. wala maglihok.

Bwahaha! Aw, kon nagliyoliyo pa, giub-ob na tingali sa doggy. 

Quote from: chicogon on February 16, 2011, 02:13:15 AM
Kung HANDS JOB mokabat pod sa $10. Watch out for the hidden fee hehehehe 

Bwahaha! Basin naa pay ikatulong kamot nga gitagoan... 

abs-cbnNEWS.com
Posted at 02/15/2011 8:30 PM | Updated as of 02/15/2011 10:33 PM


MANILA, Philippines - Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile said it is high time that the remains of former President Ferdinand Marcos be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani.

In an interview with reporters, Enrile said “he has not been tried of any crime although there are claims about certain behaviors and venalities in his government, but that is to be judged by the people and the courts in a proper case. I think in terms of his entitlement to become a resident of the Libingan ng mga Bayani, it should not be questioned.”

The issue was raised anew after an Ilocos resident supposedly texted Senator Francis Escudero on the matter.

The texter supposedly told Escudero that if former Armed Forces of the Philippines Chief of Staff Angelo Reyes could be buried there, so too should Marcos.

Reyes, who shot himself last week, had been dragged into allegations of corruption in the military.

Marcos’s body remains in a refrigerated crypt in the family mausoleum in Batac, Ilocos Norte.

Enrile, Marcos’s defense chief, said the dictator had been a veteran of the World War II, and even went through the Death March.

“He got sick in Capas, Tarlac where he was confined. Then he joined the guerilla organization where he fought again. He was a member of the United States Army in Northern Luzon. He became a congressman, Senator of the Republic, Senate President. He became President of the country, and he did well as a President,” he said.

Enrile noted that there is no law that would stop the burial of Marcos at the Libingan in Fort Bonifacio.

He said it is the Department of National Defense which should implement the law.

This means that the decision now lies in the hands of President Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino, whose family experienced the oppression of the Marcos regime.

Asked if the revival of the topic could be offensive, he said: “You see, that is a separate issue all together. I think it will take a big portion of one's lifetime to heal the wound that created that division.”

Malacañang remains mum on the matter.

In a press conference at the Palace, Presidential Spokesman Edwin Lacierda said: “Well, we don’t knowâ€"this is news to us.... We will have to consult with theâ€"I have to talk to the President about it.  I have to inform the President about this development.  So, let me hold-off any comments on that.”


http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/02/15/11/enrile-time-bury-marcos-libingan-ng-mga-bayani

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:45:01 AM
sang watir bid daw manoglangoy gid, te nabatasan na gid ni madam islex siguro

Manuglangoylangoy kag manuglutawlutaw man sama sang isla gid haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:46:52 AM
may hilig gid ako sang linupak sang saging haw

Hmm, kag paresang mo sang mawos nga ginamos sang Balinsya?

Quote from: cujo on February 16, 2011, 12:30:18 AM
Good ! Now that you are still sane find you a nice woman to marry,because when you get the age of "tiguwang giango-ango... you would be chasing your wife,instead of your neighbors...

Oh well, I guess I'm presently on passive resistance mode... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:35:05 AM
singlerlis damo gid sang tao ginatomod

Gastsimbir ang sang Singlerlis ya, pero bitaw salbahis gid man.

Bahalag ang kinaon lanot basta kanunay lang ang KWARTANG MAKUOT nga maoy isustinir sa bigas para sang himoong lanot mientras wa pa mag____.
Bahalag ang balay nagkayamukat basta di lang kuwang sa PUGONG SA PAMIKAT mientras wa pa mag budlat basta kanunay lang ang _____.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:40:21 AM
pispol man damo gid pis sangtwad ari sang mga kural rep

May naa pud damo baga nga pis sang sitihol.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:43:11 AM
te disinyo lang gid sina

Disinyo para sang sinsilyo...

Soldiers of Fortuner...





http://blogs.durbansouthtoyota.co.za/2010/09/17/soldiers-fortuner/

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:48:32 AM
mag ona na gid ako te may kagodon gid pa si toto damo pa man hangtod buas sang atong mga hambalhambal sang tb

Ayo-ayo kagid sang kagod mo haw, To Bol.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:25:27 AM
parisang sang tustid brid namit gid haw

Lokal gid ang panglasa ko ya, binangkal ang sa akon haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:41:46 AM
indi ya ma awt op tapic gid kita kon hambal naton dinhi portyonir

Paborito gid sang oprod adbentyur ang Portyonir ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:33:11 AM
toli man pulos hang mga ilonggo gid sir hubagbohol, kon may ara man indi gid sya halin sang iloilo kon indi may ara pagka boholano gid

Bwahaha! Ako lang ang Boholano nga pisot ya. Hmm, ang halin sang Bacolod, tuli gid man?

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:30:33 AM
madasig magdagan hang adbentyor na mitsobisi gid ya

Indi ka kursonada sang Tuyuta Portyonir?

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:22:45 AM
koripot gid sina hang tagiya sang kokak baki bla gipatangag lang gid sa 5 sintimo haw

Ang iban naa na gid sang tijan ya, lantawa di ba manugbutirik na haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 12:20:42 AM
abi ko gid man na gira na gid ining trida daw may ara gid sina sang apokalips haw

Apokalipstolips sang indi manugtiayon maoy manughatod sang katawhan sang ingpirno apokalips haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 15, 2011, 10:47:47 PM
teacher: Juan, use low in a sentence.

Juan:      He has low confidence.

Teacher: that's right! ikaw pedro?

Ondoy: my brief is low-ag!

Teacher: Wrong!

Ondoy: TAma baja mam bitara pa. 

Teacher: To Bol, use low in a sentence.

To Bol: He has low confidence.

Teacher: That's right! Ikaw Bo Toy?

Bo Toy: my low-bot is wet!

Teacher: Wrong!

Bo Toy: Tama baja mam, hikapa di ba nakaigit ko.   

Bahalag ang kinaon lanot basta kanunay lang ang KWARTANG MAKUOT nga maoy isustinir sa ____.
Bahalag ang balay nagkayamukat basta di lang kuwang sa PUGONG SA PAMIKAT mientras wa pa mag_____.

Quote from: cujo on February 15, 2011, 11:28:48 PM
Longest Mr. Hubag...the words says itself."ulitawong guwang" 

Hinuon, dugay-dugay pa man tingali ta ani mahimong "tiguwang giango-ango"... 

Quote from: islander on February 15, 2011, 09:48:28 PM
ano bla mo, ganahisgot na man sang apokalips naw sang isnaypir.  indi pwidi i-isnaypir sang tawo ang kaugalingon; syut-syut lang waay teleskopyo, eh?  maajo rang litkan nang injong mga eggs ug isnaypir aron mo ma-apokalips yistirdi.

Hart op darknis gid man ang tima sang aton trid haw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 15, 2011, 08:17:36 PM
inimi gid sya sang gets na hit sang bala sang isnaypir

Indi galing isnaypir, sangkatutak nga orks kay orokhai gid haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 15, 2011, 08:14:24 PM

indi oso hang baki subong krisis na gid ya, damo sa mga insik baki daw gatangag sang singsiyo

Ini ba ang ipinaibot mo? Damo ini sang midikal skul haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 15, 2011, 09:11:50 PM
bisang ungsa bisang parat basta init-init koan basa

Kag mahagkot gid haw?

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 15, 2011, 09:13:01 PM
mitsobisi

Bwahaha! Kag ano gid man ang aksisori nga layhan mo ya?

Quote from: islander on February 15, 2011, 11:02:22 PM
canmanico sa valencia?  may puruhan diay ni nga paryente nako o ni lorenz o ni bugsay ba kaha.

May naa puruhang gid, kay kamong tulo mga wakang man gid ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 15, 2011, 09:56:36 PM
mao gid ya sang ano gid skol mo man sang davaw, may ara gid ba skol sang mga ilongo sang davaw? baw damo gid ilongo didto te?

Ilonggo ang kaliwat pro, pero indi na gid Ilonggo kay ginatuli na sang mga igso naton didto haw.

Quote from: islander on February 15, 2011, 10:40:55 PM
bitaw, unsa kahay dangatan ani nga thread?  soca-calibang?

Aw, abi nakog unsay dangatan sa Tagbilaran. Hmm, if garbage comes, can soca-calibang be far behind?

Quote from: islander on February 15, 2011, 10:40:55 PM
mahinumdom man lang ko anig bata sa una nga nagpatabang sa iyang assignment bahin ug drawing ug mga sakit.  ma-drawing tuod ang hubag, piskat ug almoranas, pero surrender ko sa diarrhea oy.

Bwahaha! Nagdrowing lang unta kag "Self-Portrait While Undergoing A Spontaneous Overflow Of Powerful Bowels"...

Quote from: islander on February 15, 2011, 10:40:55 PM
hahaha!  tua na lagi.  gikan sa projects ni mayor dan lim, liko sa purigit.  sibo sad nga kuwang ug kasilyas sa second district, matod pa sa laing thread.

Hmm, sure ka nga niliko? Isn't the diarrhea simply running its course? 

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 15, 2011, 08:21:09 PM
talawang dako kagid sang ayroplano haw, manoglangoy indi ka talawang madam islex

Indi tarawang manuglangoy sang katre haw haw haw... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 15, 2011, 09:04:36 PM
may plano gid ako na mag basa sang 6,000 boks indi ko pa na sugdang gid, subong hilig gid ako sang kagodkagod

Ano gid ba ang ginakagodkagod mo subong? Manughimo ka sang bokhayo haw?