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Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 17, 2011, 05:47:04 PM
bubuan ug mouthwash bai.

Dayon tutbrasan? 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 17, 2011, 05:38:09 PM
bisan unsaon ang mga pilipino mao gyuy kinaiya  mga  inggitiro ug inggitira..way labot ang  mga buutan..

samay labot nila ug  madato na sila or daghan ug katigayonan.

Sa imong sinultihan, Bay Vits, morag biktima galing kag mga inggitiro ug inggitira...

He he, buhati kuno ninyog dialogue ning duha...

Quote from: Chongki on February 17, 2011, 06:02:38 PM
bakling diay 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 17, 2011, 05:42:52 PM
paniudto:isda + pritong manok

panihapon:manok + pritong isda

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 17, 2011, 05:52:06 PM
basin binali bai, ang siyam mmaoy  musugot nya ang isa maoy managpa

Matay, usa na lang ka kilometro, langit na man na... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 17, 2011, 05:53:06 PM
unsa man pud ang iyaw yaw bai?

Hambog nga wa diri wa didto aron ingnong daghang nakat-onan... 

Oops, natagak tingali iyang contact lenses... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on February 17, 2011, 05:46:08 PM
manghanggat bai basin manugot.

Sa napulo, sagpaon ka sa siyam pero ang usa mosugot, payts na... 

Do not presume. Assume! 

Daghang taga Customs ug BIR mga corrupt way apil ang uban nga dili corrupt... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 17, 2011, 10:27:24 AM
love and murder is different. you are presuming that i have sex with my gf. do not presume. one can cuddle without having sex.

Naa pud kunoy daghang ingon ani sa BIR...

Quote from: islander on February 15, 2011, 01:25:34 PM
kun naghimo tag payag nga wa ta kahunahuna ug apil ug kasilyas, mora tingalig wa nay labot ang politicians ani. 

Labot, oi. Kay kon wa moy kasilyas unya mangampanya ang politiko sa inyo unya kalibangon siya... zaon na lang...   

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 16, 2011, 07:38:51 PM
”I was never interested,” said Lacson, who remains in hiding in connection with the double murder of former publicist Salvador ‘Bubby’ Dacer and his driver Emmanuel Corbito in 2000.

Lahi ra iyang interes...

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 17, 2011, 12:12:49 PM
Questioning and talking about the Word is part of the process in knowing and getting to talk to God.

...especially by talking like some obnoxious Mr. Know-It-All... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 14, 2011, 11:15:13 PM
Suicide is an unpardonable Sin. His soul is now burning in eternal fires of hell.

Hmm. Spoken ex cathedra...

Kini kay panggulat...

Cute pud ni nga design... 

He he, perming init?

Amphibian Bipolar





Cool... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 17, 2011, 02:28:49 PM
By Jhunnex Napallacan
Inquirer Visayas

A doctor died while two other sustained minor injuries in a vehicular accident early Wednesday morning at the Archbishop Reyes flyover in Barangay (village) Luz, Cebu City.

Dr. Alan Yu, 60 of #3 Yucca Road, Rosario Heights, Bacolod City, was declared dead on arrival at the Chong Hua Hospital in Cebu City, traffic investigator Police Officer 3 Wilfredo Caperida said.

Caperida, who was driving his maroon Mitsubishi Adventure with plate number FFH 464, was coming from Barangay (village) Talamban area and was going towards uptown Cebu City when he was hit by a taxicab coming from the opposite direction at past 6 a.m.

Driver Polares Gonimil, 44, of Buhisan, with passenger Reshyl Timtim, 23, both sustained minor injuries.

Caperida confirmed that Gonimil, who was driving a taxi with the marking "RD-SAMC," was at fault since the vehicle he was driving had encroached on the opposite lane and had bumped the side of the front portion of Yu’s vehicle.

Caperida said Gonimil claimed that he accidentally swerved towards the opposite lane. However, Caperida believed that the taxi driver was running at high speed.

Bwahaha! Nganong naapil man ang traffic investigator sa aksidente? 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 17, 2011, 01:44:56 PM
Mao nay giingon: "Too much love will kill you."

This applies to both "Love one another" and "Love another one", but more of the latter... 

Quote from: cujo on February 17, 2011, 10:31:33 AM
By golly !  come hell or high water she is going to get her wish.Not good...

There are people (of both sexes) who would rather kill their spouses (or lovers) rather than see them fall for others... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 17, 2011, 12:12:49 PM
hehe dili theologian, just an avid reader of the Holy Bible. Questioning and talking about the Word is part of the process in knowing and getting to talk to God.
You don't have to listen , Nong. No one will force you to listen, that is all up to the individual.

I don't have to listen, but you just have to prattle on and on and on... 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 17, 2011, 12:12:49 PM
hehe dili theologian, just an avid reader of the Holy Bible.

Aw, mao ba? Sorry for my lack of discernment, but you sound like a certified theologian to my ignorant ears... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 17, 2011, 01:47:44 PM

Reserved For Drunk Drivers

Kaluoy sa kahoy...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 17, 2011, 01:51:36 PM
Diabetes ang labas ani.

Utitoron tingali ang ihi aning mga tawhana.

Di ba diha man pud toy balita bahin sa artificial nga asin? 

Aw, kon ilang kalipay nga ibuhos sa ilang asawa ang ilang hinagoan, kon doon sila maligaya, suportahan natin... 

Quote from: chicogon on February 17, 2011, 11:45:55 AM
Dili pa pero pagbantay kay ilawog kas tirong inig abot didto sa tumoy!!! Bwahahaha!!! 

Oops, magmahay diay ta nga wa ta maminaw sa atong resident Catholic theologian kon maohon... 

Payts ni kay built-in ang initanan... 

Hybrid Sculptures by Brendan Lee Tang
http://verybadfrog.com/22647/art/hybrid-sculptures-by-brendan-lee-tang

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 17, 2011, 10:57:50 AM
hehe i did, but i answered it lang accordingly. Peace!

Aw, lihay jud aron di mahiagtang... 

Naa pay pangsumsoman nga kinilaw!

Quote from: islander on February 17, 2011, 10:28:48 AM
wish i could have such pillow too. 

Ang imo diayng banana republic? Joke3x! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 17, 2011, 10:35:27 AM
not all fashion should be followed, Nong.

If the devil tells you to jump of a bridge because it is a fashionable vice, that does not mean you should jump off head first.

ang mga bu-ang ra pood  mo ambak.

Wa man diay ka kakuha sa buot ipasabot ni Moliere. 

Quote from: islander on February 17, 2011, 10:31:14 AM
duda lang hinoon kog si bugsay na nga nagpa-iring-iring.

Parehas ra bag tinan-awan... 

Hypocrisy is a fashionable vice, and all fashionable vices pass for virtue. --Moliere

Quote from: islander on February 17, 2011, 10:20:42 AM
we just tend to be harder on other sinners than on ourselves.    

Sounds like pure and simple hypocrisy to me.

Quote from: cujo on February 17, 2011, 10:20:09 AM
Like what ? Monkey's butt ? 

Maybe they think the evacuation of waste matter has stopped and, just after wiping it up, there it goes again...until several toilet rolls have been used up. 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 17, 2011, 10:19:31 AM
Mura man ug photo-ops. 

Pwede pud photo-oops...

Hmm, mas brayt pa ra ba kuno ang baboy kaysa iro o iring... 

Quote from: statesville on February 17, 2011, 04:38:07 AM
....init-init  kaayo pero kon makautot ang baboy?

He he, andam na lang jud og room freshener...

Oi, naghimpos jud diay ang bodybuilding ni Bay Batsay, este, Bugsay... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 17, 2011, 09:51:52 AM
Villanueva, 32, was convicted for smuggling 4,110 grams of heroin on December 24, 2008 in Xiamen.

The two other Filipinos facing the death penalty are:Ramon Credo, 42, who was convicted for smuggling 4,113 grams of heroin on December 28, 2008, also in Xiamen; and Elizabeth Batain, 38, who was convicted for smuggling 6,800 grams of heroin on May 24, 2008, in Shenzhen.

Bastante pud diay ang nasikop nga droga...

GMANews.TV - Thursday, February 17

Vice President Jejomar Binay will fly to China on Thursday in a last-ditch try to appeal to the Chinese government to commute the death sentence on three Filipinos convicted for drug trafficking. In a report on QTV's "News on Q", Binay said he has been asked by President Benigno Aquino III to make the appeal on behalf of the Philippine government, in the hope that the three convicts are given a two-year reprieve and their death sentence eventually reduced to just life imprisonment based on Chinese law. Binay also visited the families of the three Filipinos, also at Aquino’s behest, but he was only able to talk with the relatives of Sally Ordinario-Villanueva, one of the two women sentenced to death.

According to Binay, the President wanted to know how the families are coping with the situation, and asked him to assure them that the government is doing what it can to save the three. “Nababagabag rin ho si Pangulo rito (The President is also quite worried about this)," Binay said in the GMA newscast. He noted that Aquino had already written the Chinese government to appeal the case of the three Filipinos, and that he (Aquino) likewise personally mentioned it to Chinese President Hu Jintao when they met during last year’s ASEAN conference. “Hindi ho nagkulang ang pamahalaan na tulungan sila sa kanilang depensa, sa pakikipag-usap [The government did not fall short in helping them with their defense and with negotiating with the government]," Binay added.

Last Friday, the Philippine government tried to set up a phone conversation with Chinese President Hu Jintao to appeal for a commutation of the death sentence, but the Chinese government has yet to accept the call. (See: Chinese Embassy: Court sustains death sentence on 3 Pinoys) Earlier on Wednesday, Villanueva’s mother and brother went to Binay’s office to seek prepare for their trip to China to visit her. They maintained that Villanueva was framed up, and that she was not aware that the bag, which she claimed her agency asked to bring to China in 2008, contained illegal drugs. Villanueva, 32, was convicted for smuggling 4,110 grams of heroin on December 24, 2008 in Xiamen.

The two other Filipinos facing the death penalty are:Ramon Credo, 42, who was convicted for smuggling 4,113 grams of heroin on December 28, 2008, also in Xiamen; and Elizabeth Batain, 38, who was convicted for smuggling 6,800 grams of heroin on May 24, 2008, in Shenzhen. Shenzhen and Xiamen are two of the most important entry points for Filipinos traveling from Manila to destinations in mainland China.

China: 'We follow strict judicial process'

Earlier also, the Chinese Embassy in Manila reiterated that the Supreme People’s Court (SPC) of China has sustained the death sentence on the three Filipinos after a thorough judicial review. (See: Chinese Embassy: Court sustains death sentence on 3 Pinoys)

In a press statement, the embassy said, "The death sentence on the three Filipino drug traffickers is the final verdict by the Chinese judicial authorities in accordance with law. As criminals of death penalty, their legitimate rights and interests have been protected in accordance with law."

"China follows strict judicial procedures in applying death penalty," it added, and went on to explain the lengthy process which is supposed to ensure that all the legal rights of the accused are respected.

The Embassy statement reassured the convicts’ relatives that China is ready to assist them should they want to visit the three.

For its part, the DFA said that while it will do whatever is still possible to save the lives of the three Filipinos, their death sentence should likewise serve as a wake-up call for overseas-bound Filipinos against becoming unwitting drug couriers. (See: PHL govt makes last-ditch effort to save 3 Pinoys on death row in China)

DFA: 208 Pinoy drug cases in China

This page requires a higher version browser DFA spokesperson Ed Malaya reminded Filipinos abroad not to agree to carrying other people’s baggage, especially if they had just met the person at the airport or online. “Our people must take full responsibility for their actions by being on guard," he said.

If the executions push through, Malaya said this will be the first time that Filipinos are executed in China for drug-related offenses.

According to the DFA, there are 208 drug-related cases in China at present. Around 36 of the jailed Filipinos were meted with life sentences while 72 others were given fixed-term imprisonment. About 19 cases are still pending.

Malaya noted that 72 Filipinos involved in earlier drug-related cases have been given two-year reprieves.

According to China’s laws, if the convict shows good behavior within the two-year period, the sentence is automatically committed to life imprisonment.â€"Jerrie M. Abella/JV, GMA News


http://ph.news.yahoo.com/gma/20110216/tph-binay-to-visit-china-thursday-to-ple-ac8c905.html

Kaluoy, nadat-ogan intawon... 

What is the difference between money and happiness?

Mao kuno ni, ay...

Quote from: islander on February 17, 2011, 07:31:38 AM
naa baya poy hairy nga katsila nga unggoy sa barcelona zoo.

Naa puy dili hairy, oi!

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 14, 2011, 11:15:13 PM
I am sorry Mr. Reyes, but you cannot escape The Final Judge and His Judgment..where you are going. You may have evaded Philippine Justice, but you cannot hide from Providence now.

Suicide is an unpardonable Sin. His soul is now burning in eternal fires of hell.

Hmm, dili pa diay ni final and executory? Madala pag hilot? 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 17, 2011, 01:36:05 AM
If we sin, if we have premarital sex, if we commit sins, and if these sins are so great that drives us to make penance through the Sacrament of Reconciliation, then the sins are absolved. Totally and Absolutely.

Hay salamat, Sacrament of Reconciliation ra diay ang akong gikinahanglan... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 17, 2011, 09:10:32 AM
He said the couple settled their differences but did know whether or not their Valentine's date pushed through.

Aw, nadayon ang date--sa hospital! 

Bwahaha! Unaha pud ninyo inyong asawa kong Valentine's Day, oi! 

Wife stabs husband who refused to date her on Valentine’s Dayâ€"police


By Julie Alipala
Inquirer Mindanao
First Posted 17:20:00 02/15/2011

Filed Under: Crime, relationships and dating, Philippines - Regions


ZAMBOANGA CITY, Philippinesâ€"For repeatedly turning down her request for a date on Valentine's Day, an angry and frustrated wife stabbed her husband on Monday afternoon, the police said Tuesday.

Senior Superintendent Edwin de Ocampo, acting city police director, said that before the day of hearts, Fatima Tebeng, 27, had told her husband that they would be out on a date on Monday.

Jamal Tebeng, 30, agreed to his wife's wish.

Ocampo said that on Monday, Fatima made several calls to Jamal, who was then at the office, and reminded him about their date.

He said the wife felt rejected when Jamal could not commit to the date, citing his work.

“The husband said he was busy and he couldn't leave his paper work,” De Ocampo said.

In an attempt to convince her husband for the last time, Fatima decided to personally see Jamal at his office, De Ocampo said.

“Their house is on Claveria Street, which is just a walking distance to the office along Pilar Street,” he said.

But to her dismay when she got there, Fatima was told her husband had already left.

De Ocampo said Fatima had suspected that her husband went out early to date another woman.

He said Jamal's co-workers told investigators she appeared restless and frustrated upon knowing her husband was not in the office.

“They called up Jamal on the phone and asked him to go back to the office,” De Ocampo said.

When the couple crossed path, Fatima stabbed her husband with a bladed weapon and wounded him on the chest.

“He was rushed to the nearby Children's Hospital and is already in stable condition,” De Ocampo said.

He said the couple settled their differences but did know whether or not their Valentine's date pushed through.


http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/regions/view/20110215-320418/Wife-stabs-husband-who-refused-to-date-her-on-Valentines-Daypolice

Quote from: david on February 17, 2011, 01:09:26 AM
hahahahhah tamhang lang gyod si inday

Tingali kay nahuwasan na, nataligam-an na ang iyang hiramentas.   

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 17, 2011, 12:59:29 AM
makuwayan ang doggy kay makaingon ug dopong.

Samot na tingali kon bag-o lang gigamit...

Quote from: islander on February 17, 2011, 07:53:40 AM
gadako ang buli nga gakinahanglang ani, di ba, bolbs?  

Pwede gamay ang buli gid pero mako jamo ang igit haw. 

Quote from: islander on February 17, 2011, 07:33:17 AM
sama sa gibuhat sa atong kongreso ug senado?

Diin nagpalabaw og kokak ang mga maayong laki?

Quote from: hofelina on February 17, 2011, 06:50:46 AM
Stop in the name of Love!

Bwahaha! Sakto! Unya feeling pud tingali niya nga si Diana Ross siya!

He he, di na man jud siya makaabot sa bola, gikulkog na lang ang ilong, pamasin nga mosami ang shot... 

Quote from: statesville on February 17, 2011, 04:31:44 AM
, ay ang bilbil nikumbitay.

Nag-T-back pa ra ba... 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 17, 2011, 04:22:20 AM
pagka HUBAG nalang ani sa iyang tiyan

Gasinaw pa jud... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 17, 2011, 01:11:27 AM
dili siya papicture kay madiskubrehan nya siya.

Hadlok madiskubrehan ang iyang tiyan nga nagday-a?

Quote from: cujo on February 17, 2011, 04:58:17 AM
For that much it would have been better if the rest is still in their original wrap.No need to exposed all at one time.,but I guess it's better than nothing at all !

Maybe some users use several rolls at a time... 

Quote from: statesville on February 17, 2011, 04:30:20 AM
...maayo gani naay daghang  tissue

Apil na pud dinni ang para trapo sa luha ug sip-on...

Kon masayop ka, magsigi ba kag yawyaw aron matabonan ang imong sayop? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 09, 2011, 07:09:21 PM
  241. To be a Man’s own Fool is bad enough, but the Vain Man is Every Body’s.   6

  242. This silly Disposition comes of a Mixture of Ignorance, Confidence, and Pride; and as there is more or less of the last, so it is more or less offensive or Entertaining.   7

  243. And yet perhaps the worst Part of this Vanity is its Unteachableness. Tell it any Thing, and it has known it long ago; and out-runs Information and Instruction, or else proudly puffs at it.   8

Unteachableness. Yes, indeed.

The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy. --William Hazlitt

Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo. --Ambrose Bierce

I dreamt I was on this giant wooden pirate ship sailing across the ocean and on this ship were all these old, dead famous people (like Shakespeare, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin). At one point on our epic journey it started to storm really badly. It got worse and worse until Benjamin Franklin finally got up and said “Everyone! There’s no hope for us! We’re not going to make it! For the sake of humanity- YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!” and everyone was like “YES SIR!!” and I was standing there like “whaaat..?”

But anyways, everyone on the ship started whipping out these old Cello cases and stuffing themselves into them and throwing themselves overboard.I started panicking because I’d FORGOTTEN my cello case, so I went over to Shakespeare and, right as he was going to hop in his, I shoved him over the edge of the ship. When he looked up in the midst of his falling and said “Et tu, Brute?”, I woke up.


http://dreams.ws/sleep-talking/cello-cases-and-ships/

On October 16, 1814, a vat of beer at London’s Meux and Company Brewery cracked open. Beer gushed out, causing yet another vat to open. The result was 550,000 gallons (or 4.4 million pints) of beer pouring through the streets of London. The wave of beer destroyed two homes and crumbled the wall of the Tavistock Arms Pub, trapping teenaged employee Eleanor Cooper under the rubble. The brewery was located among the poor houses and tenements of the St Giles Rookery, where whole families lived in basement rooms that quickly filled with beer. Eight people drowned in the flood. The disaster was ruled to be an act of God.


--www.listverse.com


http://listverse.com/2010/09/18/top-10-bizarre-accidents/

Question: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat?

Answer: She fits into your wife’s clothes.

Goodbye Yao Ming na ba kaha diay ni...





Wa nay ilok nga tilaanan... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 06:25:37 PM
rong gid ako man indi part op badi hang ilong mag isip pa si toto haw

Bason waay kagid badi hir...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 07:03:25 PM
namit ang tilap ya pag prisko

Halin pa sang pis panghaw?

Should men and women drivers have different speed limits?

Nubain? Hmm, suheto tingali bahin ani si Bay Bugsay, kay favorite painkiller man kuno ni sa bodybuilders...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 16, 2011, 06:00:51 PM
Last week's rounds of raids exposed the method of consignment deal in illegal drug retail as confessed by a 63-year-old mother caught red-handed in barangay Badiang, Inabanga.

One Pia Tacatani, 63, claimed to be just a passive retailer wherein a supplier delivers the packs of shabu to her house and only pays them when already sold.

She said young users in the neighborhood just go to her house to buy shabu and she only earned from the mark-up and disclosed that the supplier just hangs around the barangay to corner the business.

The police team even found some packs of shabu placed on a saucer with strips of tinfoil that are known paraphernalia in shabu pot session.

Some of the sachets of shabu were found beneath a Sto. Niño statue on her makeshift praying table.

Mora ra diayg namaligyag kendi... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 06:29:48 PM
sang pispang subong lang

Kung manuglangoy sang pispang, masayon ang tilap ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 06:28:06 PM
diin nag halin hang kamot sang maniking na waay gid

Ginatago ko gid. Kung waay siya ginagamit ko haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 06:26:39 PM
orin

RTO o Hi-C?

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 06:26:04 PM
ano ang may ugat sir hubag bohol

Manuglabas ang ugat sang liog nga manuggahi sang kapungot haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 06:23:21 PM
mimtim mo lang sang ibabaw haw

Sabagay, mas namit ang misyonari kay tawhay manugpakang haw.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 06:22:32 PM
namit ang tilap ya pag prisko

Halin pa sa ban yo haw?

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 06:21:35 PM
si maniking

Tumpak. Si Mariang Maniking...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 06:19:32 PM
indi bikwit

Aw, ang gintimotimo mo gid. Kag ano haw man ang pangtulak ya?

Sa akong tan-aw natikoy na ang kwarta ani... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 16, 2011, 06:06:24 PM
Bangsi was sold at P65 per kilo in Dumaguete City that day, while it was just P40 per kilo in Cebu. But it reached P120 per kilo in Candijay, and Garcia-Hernandez and P100 per kilo in Tubigon.

Hmm, buot ba kaha ipasabot ani nga mas hilig og bangsi ang Bol-anon kaysa Cebuano o Negrense?

Cute ra bag GRO ang mga amaw!

Bwahaha! Daghan jamong hanggaw sa kalibotan! 

I like it!  

Bisan tiguwang na, pwede gihapon ani...

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 16, 2011, 04:59:31 PM
sin-o gid hang k9 

Ang k9 kay ang may naa o10.

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on February 16, 2011, 05:23:05 PM
Rak-rak ug way pak-pak. 

Bwahaha! Mao jud.

Pun-an pag makabungog nga syagit
Aron gatilyo dili mapislit...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on February 16, 2011, 05:25:09 PM
Basin ituwang sila sa Balyena ug kalit. 

Wa tuyoa, nasud-ipan lang ang balyena pagkakita...