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Quote from: Lorenzo on February 22, 2011, 04:53:08 AM
surely with your company, nong.

When I mentioned "exalted company", I was referring to her vanity peers, not her whereabouts.

It always saddens me when I encounter a person who is educated beyond his intelligence. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 10:19:00 PM
Thank you for sharing your most illustrious career in biblical study. Unbeknownst to you, my little dear, is that I attended a prestigious private college in the United States. In my stay as a Molecular Biology & European History double major (while under the competitive pre-medical track), i managed to minor in religious studies. I studied the Q'uran for 2 whole semesters, 1 semester on Intensive Middle Eastern History, as well as 1 Semester on Christian Historiography, 1 semester on comparative religious text (bible, tanakh, and the q'uran), let alone was an active member on our Collegiate Catholic Newman's Society (a collegiate body that focused on catholic study, as well as intensive biblical study).

I may be a 'plebe', but I dare say, you should watch your mouth in your comparatives, little lady.

I was also humbly selected as a Collegiate Trustees Scholar (through my humble knowledge in things, was awarded a scholarship of over $35,000 + an additional $ 75,000;  then selected as one of 15 students out of a list of 500 to attend a study abroad program in the Ukraine..which was based on one's GPA and academic standing). But of course, a person of little knowledge like me cannot compare, dare i even blink, to the likes of you....

Pathetic...  

Quote from: statesville on February 22, 2011, 06:13:10 AM
..Hubag, ayaw kalimti ang tungol sa baboy ni sir F Daray...

He he, mao nay akong gikaon last week. Humot na ang tungol kay akong giprito tibuok unya gisudlan og daghang lamas. Paresan dayon og bahal...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 22, 2011, 06:01:10 AM
Aw kanah no-on! mosogot kog wai ting - ganai basta init pa ang sinugba...

He he, panug-ab ray makabuak sa kahilom... 

Quote from: Vistabel on February 21, 2011, 11:32:55 PM

He he, this shouldn't have been a road sign...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2011, 05:16:07 AM
Good Men Marry Bad Women?
fact or fiction?

This is beyond my experience. What I know is that many good men don't marry at all. Priests, for instance... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 22, 2011, 02:14:00 AM
maong dili natong e-complex ang system aron sayon ra nya mogamay ang gasto. bawi sigurado.

Ato na lang diay ibaligya ang complex system sa mga haciendero sa Bohol. Naa bayay TB member pud. 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 22, 2011, 05:29:44 AM
Aw, kong daghan daghan ang ihatag, syempre aho pod mong patilawon aron mosamot ug kabibo ang payag ni DAGOHOY Sulong mga INSURECTOS!!!!

Pwede ra nako ang ginamos maoy tusloan sa sinugbang tuna. Payts na! 

This fund conversion thing is some kind of open secret. It's the extent that's staggering.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 22, 2011, 05:11:32 AM
Dagan mga silingan
Kai si kumpare nangitag kapahimungtan
Hina-ut unta nga siya malamdagan
Ug sa unahan iyang mahinumdoman
Nga kitang tanan nangita lang ug kataw-anan....."BUNO!

Maayo gani kay labang pa sa kalawran
Kay kon ania pa sa akong atubangan
Akong tingalon og asin ang way batasan
Hangtod nga siya sa iyang laway maughan.

Quote from: BolBuhol on February 18, 2011, 12:25:01 AM
mao gid ang iban tink tawsan bepor di pos, nakalimtan na gid kong ano ilang e pos man sang damo balikbalik na tink indi na gid nila nadumduman

Ang indi mag tinkbiporyupos mapugos gid man pagpospos tawsan aptir di pos, labi na ang tikalon nga ugok haw.

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 11:51:48 PM
salamat sa tambag, to 'bag o to hubs ba kaha.  manug-unahon ko bla ang dagkot sang mga kalag bisang brawn-awt sang amon banwa.  indi ko gid tayp maimburnal sang impiyerno haw.      

Bwahaha! Ngaa, imburnal gid bla ang impyerno haw? Ti may naa damo baki gid pro. 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 22, 2011, 01:21:39 AM
Bai Vito, kong tino-od man galing, PATILAWA pod ta anang inyong mahalong ginamos bih! "JAWK ra Bai ha!"

Mangayo pud ko, Bay BQN, kay akong idalit kon naa koy bisita nga taga Valencia... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on February 22, 2011, 12:40:43 AM
Hahaha,murag mao mao jud Toy,napiskan siguro ni kay nangugat man si Don Vito...Tig tulak ni ug ginamos nga naay palusot sa custom...

Mao diay tingali to ang iyang gipalit sa iyang island... 

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 11:54:42 PM
papaitan sa pagtangka, tataitan kun mahubog na.

Ipakaon na lang pud dayon sa baboy, thus the circle of life goes on... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on February 22, 2011, 12:33:00 AM
Napandol na ba ka
Ako na pandol na
Sakit pod sa
Lami e singgit ug kolera

Dili lang kay ako napandol
Natikalbong pa jud ug nadumbol
Natikay-ang ug natakilpo
Nakasiyaok gud ko og, "Buno!"

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on February 22, 2011, 02:16:09 AM
murag lugos naman ta kaginhawa ana bai hubs.

He he. Ako bitaw, Bay BNC, morag bo nga nagsigig agik-ik pag-post nako ani. Mao ni giingon nga humor, like love, comes from the most unexpected places...

Quote from: statesville on February 22, 2011, 12:31:27 AM
ka cute sa iring, lolot kaayog mga mata, makalanay sa tig-a nga kasingkasing 

Bitaw, Ms. States. Unya ang iyang stride ba, tayming kaayo pagkakodak.

Indeed. She's in exalted company.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 21, 2011, 07:17:07 PM
Zainal said an uncle from her father’s side, a policeman, was assigned to a place in Manila where the Ampatuans have supporters and purportedly learned that there is a P3-million bribe offer for her mother to withdraw the case.

“If she will not agree, the money will be used as bounty for the head of my mom,” Zainal said in an electronic mail.

Three million? Kon tinuod man, morag di maglisod pagpangitag interesado... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 21, 2011, 07:20:08 PM
The other projects being offered to Iloilo City and province include illumination of the streets, buildings, parks and special places that can be done by solar street lamps and multiple choice of solar operated special lamps for parks, alleys, ponds, road marking, road signs, traffic lights and buildings. = pna

Multiple choice? Way true or false? 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 21, 2011, 07:19:05 PM
for every 300 rats killed, one sack of rice will be given in exchange

Di na lang unta kuhaon ang mga ilaga aron naay ikapares nga sud-an sa one sack of rice...  

The Kissing Contest...

In a way, mas cute jud ni...

It will soon be the 25th anniversary of the 1986 Edsa People Power Revolution. Here are some memorable pictures...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 21, 2011, 07:17:40 PM
The Philippine Medical Association has asked Aquino to be the 'driving force' behind an effective implementation of the country's anti-smoking commitments with the World Health Organization.

The group said Aquino should do this as part of his duty to safeguard the health of Filipinos, especially young people.

This move on the part of the Philippine Medical Association smacks of malice, to say the least.

Feb 21, 2011, 10:40 GMT
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/health/news/article_1620804.php/Philippine-leader-refuses-to-be-anti-smoking-poster-boy


Manila - Philippine President Benigno Aquino III, a known heavy smoker, on Monday declined calls for him to become the poster boy for the country's anti-smoking campaign.

Presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda said Aquino was already cutting back on the number of cigarettes he consumes daily, but was not ready to give up the habit.

'I think it's unfair for them to ask the president to be the anti-smoking poster boy, knowing that the person smokes to de-stress himself,' he said.

'This is a very stressful job, so let's allow the president some way of de-stressing,' he added. 'He still plans to cut down on smoking. Let's leave it at that.'

The Philippine Medical Association has asked Aquino to be the 'driving force' behind an effective implementation of the country's anti-smoking commitments with the World Health Organization.

The group said Aquino should do this as part of his duty to safeguard the health of Filipinos, especially young people.

Cool. 

Nag-inusara ra diay nga naglakaw ang biktima? 

  

Quote from: Vistabel on February 21, 2011, 06:30:18 PM
di nako ipiyal bay kay naay agrarian, dili na mabawi sa gipiyalan .   

Himoan na lang og kasulatan, duly notarized, aron way kuyaw.

Quote from: vrglguapo on February 21, 2011, 05:33:25 PM
lisod bitaw ning umahan e manage labi na ug wala ka ug naa man galing kwarta diri na palit ug yuta sa syudad unya diha mag negusyo..

Aw, unya na lang kalingawan inig-abot sa retirement age kon maohon...

To My Beard
http://help.com/post/310146-to-my-beard
(This post left anonymously)





What can I say but I am sorry,
I apologize for what I do to you,
my daily ruthlessness and cruelty.
What can I do but ask for your forgiveness
and your patience. For someday,
I promise you, someday I swear
on the beards of the prophets
and on the beard of the poet Whitman and
on the beard of the president Lincoln,
I will not stop you any longer,
I will let you go free, I will take down
the fence around you made of sharp blades.
For someday, I promise you, I will let
you run wild through the valleys
of my face like a stallion, I will let you
wander over the desert of my face
like a holy man in his vision of heaven
and hell, I will let you grow, blossom
and flourish, and I will stroke you
and comb you and keep you orderly
and free of knots and tangles,
and you in turn will make me look
distinguished, a wise old man as I stroke
you looking serious, looking as though
I were thinking deep thoughts about
life and death. But I will be thinking
only about you, my beard, my second face,
and this will be our secret.

Kini ang NUMA...





Unya kini ang PAMU...





Bwahaha! 

 

http://www.barnorama.com/

Quote from: Vistabel on February 21, 2011, 05:04:55 PM
mao lagi bay kong di ko magtrabaho laay man sab kay ako ra ang mabilin, ug tungod niining trabaho-trabaho akong tanoman napasagdan, akong kalubihan putot lang kanunay ang bunga akong makit-an, akong sagingan segi lang pamuso way bunga kay hutdon lang sa k******n, akong basak gibahayan nalang sa mga limatok.

Wa diay ka mag-hire og piniyalan, Bay Vist?

Bwahaha! 

http://library.csusm.edu/plagiarism/howtoavoid/_derived/index.htm_txt_plagiarism.gif

Scaredy Monkey

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 21, 2011, 01:55:30 PM
They were also fond of prescribing it: Excrement could be eaten, drunk, or liberally applied to the skin. Martin Luther was convinced: he reportedly ate a spoonful of his own excrement daily, and wrote that he couldn't understand the generosity of a God who freely gave such important and useful remedies.

Hmm, kinilaw ba kaha o prito, inun-onan, tinola... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 21, 2011, 01:55:30 PM
The great architect Le Corbusier considered it to be "one of the most beautiful objects industry has ever invented";

Hmm. This observation could very well have been the inspiration for Marcel Duchamp's ready-made "Fountain":

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 21, 2011, 01:55:30 PM
If my questioner is religious, I say that all the world's great faiths instruct their followers how best to manage their excrement, because hygiene is holy. I explain that taking an interest in the culture of sanitation puts them in good company. Mohandas K. Gandhi, though he spent his life working towards ridding India of its colonial rulers, nonetheless declared that sanitation was more important than independence.

Bitaw. Unsaon man ang independence kon ang mga tawo masakiton kay way limpyong kalibangan. 

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 03:40:52 PM
ano ba gid why man ka namangkot naman sang ilonggo sa akon, to.  ginahidlaw ka na sang bolbuhol?  kandols por epeks sa akon payag, despuwes, dagkot sang mga kalag sang purgatoryo, eh?   

Ginaensayo ko lang gid man ang Hilonggo ko gid, kay makabulbol kagid man sang hambal ya. Tambag ko lang, manug-unahon mo ang dagkot sang mga kalag, indi ang por epeks haw.

Great leader si Hitler kay usa ra man gud ijang itlog... 

Quote from: Vistabel on February 21, 2011, 03:51:38 PM
I do work because my friends are working, so, my answer is none of the above.

Baligtad diay ta, Bay Vist. Ako kay I don't work because my friends are working... 

Mohilak ang asawa kay bulujagon ang bana... 

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 03:02:52 PM
i can, of course, tolerate your grandiloquence, which is usually a product of little knowledge.

Hmm... Reminds me of a couple of couplets (he he) from Alexander Pope:

A little learning is a dang'rous thing;
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.

Words are like leaves and where they most abound,
Much fruit of sense beneath is rarely found.

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 02:46:37 PM
yeheeeey!  today i learned how to make my own candles.  when i left tb this morning without logging out, i went into candle making.  now i can have as many candles as i want with colors, shapes and scents of my own choice.

hapit kalimti ang paniudto hinoon.

Anhin mo gid bla ang kandols Madam Islex, pirmi gid ba ang brawn-awt sang banwa mo haw.

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 10:03:45 AM
oh my bad! the writer is : aka ptrmrkv

Oh! I was under the impression that this was written by Maria Victoria Solis. One is the real name, and the other an alias? 

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 10:04:14 AM
the poem was written by : aka ptrmrkv

my bad, nong.

Thanks. 

Samurai waiting to waylay passers-by...

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 02:40:16 PM
"Christian attitudes to suicide : In the past, the Church taught that suicide was a serious sin; suicides were not allowed a Christian funeral, or buried in holy ground. Survivors were severely punished. They believed it showed a deliberate rejection of God’s gift of life.

Today, the Church has changed. Much more is known about depression, stress, grief and other causes of suicide. Instead of condemning victims, the Church tries to understand, and support the relatives. Most Christians believe it is wrong to commit suicide, but understand why people try it. The right response to suicide is to be loving and forgiving. People should be helped, not condemned."

http://www.rsrevision.com/GCSE/shortcourse/medicalethics/suicide.htm

Ang nakaparat kay buhi pa si Torpemada, este, Torquemada... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 21, 2011, 02:14:31 PM
Kung mao na ang plural sa pisot is "pisots"? 

He he, basin irregular ang plural form sa pisot--imbis pisots, pisoten... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 21, 2011, 01:55:30 PM
It may in fact be the foundation of civilization: What is toilet training if not the first attempt to turn a child into an acceptable member of society? Appropriateness and propriety begin with a potty. From this comes the common claim, usually from sanitation activists, that the toilet is the barometer of civilization. How a society disposes of its human excrement is an indication of how it treats its humans, too.

Hmm... That's quite a thought...

The Big Necessity
The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters
Rose George

Holt Paperbacks, July 2009
ISBN: 978-0-8050-9083-3, ISBN10: 0-8050-9083-5,
5 1/4 x 8 inches, 304 pages


"One smart book . . . delving deep into the history and implications of a daily act that dare not speak its name." â€"Newsweek

Acclaimed as “extraordinary” (The New York Times) and “a classic” (Los Angeles Times), The Big Necessity is on its way to removing the taboo on bodily wasteâ€"something common to all and as natural as breathing. We prefer not to talk about it, but we shouldâ€"even those of us who take care of our business in pristine, sanitary conditions. Disease spread by waste kills more people worldwide every year than any other single cause of death. Even in America, nearly two million people have no access to an indoor toilet. Yet the subject remains unmentionable.

Moving from the underground sewers of Paris, London, and New York (an infrastructure disaster waiting to happen) to an Indian slum where ten toilets are shared by 60,000 people, The Big Necessity breaks the silence, revealing everything that matters about how people doâ€"and don’tâ€"deal with their own waste. With razor-sharp wit and crusading urgency, mixing levity with gravity, Rose George has turned the subject we like to avoid into a cause with the most serious of consequences.


http://us.macmillan.com/thebignecessity

Kini si Lynn, lalaki o baje?

Quote from: Scarb on August 11, 2010, 01:04:58 AM
Mao ba? naa pa bay daghan lambay nga mokinto dara?

Unya pasayan sad nga nag sunbathing? jokes

Wa nay agokoy nga nagtuwad-tuwad... 

Kining mogamit tag Iningles ug Binisaya in one forum, malibog atong kutaw. Sa una nakong tan-aw sa title ani, abi nakog ang "tulis" plural sa "tuli"... 

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 01:49:07 PM
mapasalamaton kita sa kahitas-an nga wa gyoy masilotan nga taga-tb society.  (kay wa may kriminal, di tungod kay way batig nawong, hehe.)

Wa ta masayod. Basin naay kriminal kay tanan gwapo ug gwapa (ug gwaping pud diay)... 

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 01:46:28 PM
ug ngano man nga picture man ni nick nolte ang imong por ehemplo?  ang naa sa wala nasilotan ba ug mas bug-at kay sa naa sa tuo bisag usa ra na siya ka tawo?  kun before and after ni nga hulagway, before nasilotan o after nasilotan ba ni?

Ang bati nga nawong tingali maoy giatubang sa huwes... 

First I establish that I am no scatologist, fetishist, or coprophagist. I don't much like toilet humor (and by now I've heard a lot of it). I don't think 2.6 billion people without a toilet is funny. Then I tailor my answers and language to the social situationâ€"still managing to spoil many lunchesâ€"by explaining the obvious. Everyone does it. It's as natural as breathing. The average human being spends three years of life going to the toilet, though the average human being with no physical toilet to go to probably does his or her best to spend less. It is a human behavior that is as revealing as any other about human nature, but only if it can be released from the social straitjacket of nicety. Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history.

It may in fact be the foundation of civilization: What is toilet training if not the first attempt to turn a child into an acceptable member of society? Appropriateness and propriety begin with a potty. From this comes the common claim, usually from sanitation activists, that the toilet is the barometer of civilization. How a society disposes of its human excrement is an indication of how it treats its humans, too. Unlike other body-related functions like dance, drama, and songs, wrote the Indian sanitarian Dr. Bindeshwar Pathak, "defecation is very lowly." Yet when discussing it, he continued, "one ends up discussing the whole spectrum of human behavior, national economy, politics, role of media, cultural preference and so forth." And that's a partial list. It is missing biology, psychology, chemistry, language. It is missing everything that touches upon understanding what the development academic William Cummings called "the lonely bewilderment of bodily functions."

If my questioner is religious, I say that all the world's great faiths instruct their followers how best to manage their excrement, because hygiene is holy. I explain that taking an interest in the culture of sanitation puts them in good company. Mohandas K. Gandhi, though he spent his life working towards ridding India of its colonial rulers, nonetheless declared that sanitation was more important than independence. The great architect Le Corbusier considered it to be "one of the most beautiful objects industry has ever invented"; and Rudyard Kipling found sewers more compelling than literature. Drains are "a great and glorious thing," he wrote in 1886, "and I study 'em and write about 'em when I can." A decent primer on sanitary engineering, he wrote, "is worth more than all the tomes of sacred smut ever produced." Anton Chekhov was moved to write about the dreadful sanitation in the far-Eastern Russian isle of Sakhalin. And Sigmund Freud thought the study of excretion essential and its neglect a stupidity. In his foreword to The Scatologic Rites of All Nations, an impressive ethnography of excrement by the amateur anthropologistâ€"and U.S. army captainâ€"John Bourke, Freud wrote that "to make [the role of excretions in human life] more accessible ... is not only a courageous but also a meritorious undertaking."

If the cultural standing of excrement doesn't convince them, I say that the material itself is as rich as oil and probably more useful. It contains nitrogen and phosphates, which can make plants grow but also suck the life from water because its nutrients absorb available oxygen. It can be both food and poison. It can contaminate and cultivate. Millions of people cook with gas made by fermenting it. I tell them I don't like to call it "waste," when it can be turned into bricks, when it can make roads or jewelry, and when, in a dried powdered form called poudrette, it was sniffed like snuff by the grandest ladies of the 18th-century French court. Medical men of not too long ago thought stool examination a vital diagnostic tool. (London's Wellcome Library holds a 150-year-old engraving of a doctor examining a bedpan and a sarcastic maid asking him whether he'd like a fork.) They were also fond of prescribing it: Excrement could be eaten, drunk, or liberally applied to the skin. Martin Luther was convinced: he reportedly ate a spoonful of his own excrement daily, and wrote that he couldn't understand the generosity of a God who freely gave such important and useful remedies.

--from The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters, by Rose George


http://www.slate.com/id/2201466/entry/2201467

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 01:39:31 PM
take heart.  the human figure and its bones and innards are at least studied closely, and the study renders some students speechless at the beginning.

Hmm, I'm sure one encounters epizeuxis among the bones and symploce in the entrails, among others... 

Ajaw na lang jud diay patugag kahimong kriminal kon bati kag nawong... 

Criminals who are generally considered to be physically unattractive receive, on average, a 50% longer jail sentence for their crime than good looking criminals.





Nick Nolte


Read article at: http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_a2f47009-d1af-5ddc-9231-f9a33c21e1a3.html

Beer ray akong panihapon. Mao ni akong sumsoman...

Quote from: taga tigbao on February 21, 2011, 12:42:14 PM
Isdang pinirito with ginisang sayote and 1 cup of bugas dinung-ag.

Unsang isdaa, Bay Tigs? Parehas ani?

Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 12:32:04 PM
haha. im impressed with your rapid ascension. ive been a member since 2007. you, since 2009. and you already have posted so much.

you bring up rather interesting points, and colorful threads, hubag.

speaking on a serious note.

Thanks. There isn't much to do these days...

Quote from: Chongki on October 28, 2009, 01:36:33 PM
yeah....especially when the wife goes on shopping......hihihihihi

Unya gidala ang tanan nimong credit card... 

Quote from: Scarb on October 28, 2009, 05:28:05 AM
dli jud mapogos ang luha ug tulo kong wlay RASON 
kana gani mga artista naa may ipatulo sa ila mata daw
aron mogawas konohay ang luha sa -"crying² time again" scene hmn

Patud-an og asido? 

Storm Cloud

Dark Sunset

Quote from: Ginger on September 23, 2009, 01:14:47 PM
thanks, HB. asa man ni dapit?

He he, duol ra ni sa atoa...

It kind of makes you wonder how they hop with those things.

U.K. researchers have determined the bushcricket is the animal with the largest testicles in relation to its body weight.

The species of grasshopper's testicles make up 14% of its body weight, researchers at the University of Derby have found.

However, the study also discovered they produce less sperm than those with regular-sized testicles.

"We couldn't believe the size of these organs," lead researcher Dr. Karim Vahed said. "They seemed to fill the entire abdomen."

In comparison, the testicles of a fruit fly make up 10.6% of its body weight.

Vahed said the "extra large testes" allow the male bushcricket to transfer relatively small ejaculates to a greater number of females. Female bushcrickets mate with up to 23 different males during their two-month adult life.

"Males don't put all their eggs --or rather sperm -- in one basket," Vahed said.


http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/2010/11/10/16068541.html

Ditty to lift our morale

By CHARLOTTE SPRATT


THERE are several versions of "Hitler has only got one ball" - sung to the tune of The Colonel Bogey March.

It is thought that it was first written in August 1939 as propaganda against the Nazis.

Writer Donough O'Brien claimed in his autobiography that his father Toby O'Brien had invented the ditty while working as a publicist for the British Council. He said he was trying to improve British morale with a song against the German leader.

That version began: "Göring has only got one ball, Hitler's are so very small, Himmler's so very similar, and Goebbels has no balls at all."

But no one has managed to discover who switched the lines to correctly say that it was Hitler who was missing a testicle.

Most versions now begin with the line: "Hitler has only got one ball."

Some go on to make the odd - but amusing - claim that "the other is on the kitchen wall".

Others claim his mother hid the missing testicle in the Albert Hall.

Comedian Ricky Gervais claimed in a gag during his Fame stand-up tour that he has checked the building out and never found it.

Almost all the versions refer to Hitler's mother, "the dirty b****r", being the one who lopped it off.

The second verse is: "She threw it over Germany, it landed in the deep blue sea, the fishes got out their dishes, and had scallops and b******s for tea."


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece

Hitler HAD only got one ball

By ALEX PEAKE


AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.


War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest's document has now come to light â€" 23 years after Johan?s death.

The war tyrant's medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are: "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small."

Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic â€" the medical term for having one testicle.

But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.

He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

Johan?s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest's account of how the medic saved Hitler's life. He said: "In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

"For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

"They called him the "Screamer". He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming, Help, help!

"His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: "Will I be able to have children?" "

Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler.

Hitler's genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the "one ball" song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.

Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

It is the first time an interview with anyone who treated Hitler during WWI has come to light.

Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: "This genuinely new twist is fascinating."


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 19, 2011, 08:02:21 AM
  pero mao rang mga grupoha....

Grupoha ang mga mananap: sa wala ang mga molupad, sa tuo ang mga molukso... 

Myth: Cats are lazy.
Fact: Cats are physically active. In fact, there are bodybuilder cats, like this one:

Quote from: islander on February 21, 2011, 12:53:34 AM
cute.  thanks.

Meow!