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Huh

Batil

sa dako gipangga , sa gamay gilabay

unsa man beh?

c u

Panihapon:
              rice with adobong baka man siguro to
Pamahaw:
              rice pancit cantoon, bread, meatloaf

moa ba.maayo kay wa ka mapaw-uti orchs.

lol

arang liwata lagi.10 years from now basin makaapo na ka ana orchs.hahaha.

unsa mana kagang?

pastilan lami gyud resulta kung sa mabugnaw na dapit gihimo bah.labina kung wa gyuy nang distorbo.beautiful sya maam orchs liwat nimo.

wow kanindot sa liwat ni bulak

mao ba.dalaga namn kaayo orchs.asa man naliwat na?sa imoha ba?

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.





ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?



WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.



ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?



WITNESS: Yes.



ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?



WITNESS: I forget.



ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?
 


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?



WITNESS: He s aid, "Where am I, Cathy?"



ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?



WITNESS: My name is Susan!



ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?



WITNESS: We both do.



ATTORNEY: Voodoo?



WITNESS: We do.



ATTORNEY: You do?



WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

 


ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year- old, how old is he?



WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.



ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?



WITNESS: You're kidding me, right!?

 


ATTORNEY: She had three children, is that correct?



WITNESS: Yes.



ATTORNEY: How many were boys?



WITNESS: None.



ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?



WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

 


ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?



WITNESS: By death.



ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?



WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?




ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?



WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.



ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?



WITNESS: Guess.

 


ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice, which I sent to your attorney?



WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

 


ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?



WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like
to rephrase that?

 



ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?



WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?




ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go
to?



WITNESS: Oral.

 


ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?



WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.



ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?



WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!

 

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?



WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?






--- And the best for last: ---



ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?



WITNESS: No.



ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?



WITNESS: No.



ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?



WITNESS: No.



ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?



WITNESS: No.



ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?



WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.



ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?



WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.

Quote from: Happy on March 30, 2008, 12:34:35 AM

Quote from: Vito Andoline on March 29, 2008, 08:21:04 PM
ok game nah

Unsa man ang buot pasabot ani Ads?
Nga makauli ka sa grand EB?

o yeah, i will try my best kung way kakulian end of May and Final

kinsa mani orchs?

Helen of Troy between your Legs

hala padayon para alegre sa Kasal, tagsa ra ra ba mahitabo ang kasal

Balong ipadala na ng 50 % para maganahan si Elaine sa iyang love story.lol

murag pulis agora

Seth

Byebye na  between your Legs

Gutom na between your Legs

Uli nako between your Legs

Timos between your  legs

nya unsa man ang lasa ana?

ok

k

pwede ba diay malaga ang  pig?sinigang noon yummy

ok

ok

na daghan na ta nangutana ug unsa na?bisaya ba na o english o unsa ba swakk.diin man ka nakakuha ana?

dis-a man pud na gikan na wa mana gitudlo sa among  ginikanan sa una kanang sano ug sana

o yeah

ok

lamia ana oi.gimingaw gyud ko ana.Please somebody help me.

matabang ug fire kung magda ko ug  kabo na may sud tubig.pilay pagsablig.lol

huh.kung wa pay TB orchs kalami magwala ari persang daghana ko ug work oi di matabang.huh

bitaw kasya isulod sa malita.lol

hasta ang porma murag napud ug balut

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 29, 2008, 03:19:36 AM
Do you bowl with a team, Vits?

I'm mediocre at this game, lol. But I love the camaraderie one gets when with friends while bowling.

o yeah, before in dubai, i was a member of  PBA(Philippine Bowling Association) malingaw gyud ka nya mangaghoy sad ang bulsa kay mahal man kada labay.lol

o yeah

happy birthday to all

kay mopalit pustiso

silaw man ang iyang mata mura ug makasunog.

oi kanindot sa Japan,makatunob kaha ko diha?

huh.dili ako oi.sija

Bukya

butangi unsa nga nilaga kiamoy kay ako nagkaon bya ko niaging adlaw ug nilagang bukog.lol

Beytok between you legs

mura gud sa waterworld mis d bins.gabitbit man sad ug tanaman si kevin cosme aw  costner diay

di siguro orch kay naay uyab to.namoblema gani kay hmm

Burat between your legs

good idea

buhii na na imong usa ka gatos Balong  para  motaas kaayo ang istorya ni elaine.

ok game nah

oi basin undre di asawa

bitaw ana gyud tigulang na ra ba ko.huh.pero kaya pa

Kwaro kantos orchs.

Quote from: kiamoy` on March 28, 2008, 09:14:33 AM

kani lang sa ato run.. na hubas na baso kay dugay rami nagsugod..hehe

Oi Ladies drink man gyud.

huh nalingaw ko ug basa2x orchs.nawa ang akong kalaay ron bisan daghan jamo ko ug trabaho ari.

oi nabuhi napud ni na thread.kinsa kaha ang makadayon ni vito?lol

mao lagi orchs,nganong mag ilog man sila sa imong langga nga dia man ko na andam ug way kabilinggan modawat  bisan unsa nga scrap irons,dyaryo o ma botelya ba  o unsa pa,lol.

o ryt oks, no probs.akoy bantay sa moilog sa imong langga Balong.akoon sila kay wa may nag ilog sa akoa ron.lol

oi kanindot unsa mana makaon?lol

bisan kinsa pa ang mobabag kinahanglan gyud na madayon ang kasal.
nangandam na gani ko sa akong souton na ati atihan.

hahaha. unsa man orchs akoy pusil kanang avatar nako atong gamiton orchs?

Alcoy-CEBU

Baterol

wa magka dimao ang tubag ani ron.lol

mao lagi ni  kung  iyang  a biyaan tong iyang uyab na hmm.

Panihapon:
              rice with pritong tilapia and  sotanghon na sabaw
Pamahaw:
             fried rice with omelet eggs,555 sardines and pritong manok
Paniudto:
            rice with sinigang na manok

persang bisiha ko karon mao basa sa lang ko.

hahaha.relax orchids relax

oh yeah

maayo ng Lion ni orchs bay kay di mamaak.

pareho ra na kay  way sayop dire orchs.kung  sa  baruto pa  bisan way katig  lutaw  gihapon.

kinsay di ang-angohon ani na kadaghan sa topic maglibog ka asa   dapit ang unahon imbis ang tubag para ari maadto sa lain na thread.lol

sakto  gyud na orchs lami sudlan ug diamond dugang para sa tambunting.lol

Quote from: orChids on March 28, 2008, 10:51:52 PM
What's up?

Good Morning orchs.

hahahaha.mao nay giingon ug ango ango na

oi mimata na si langga orchs ni Balong

ang bohol mahimong taga antique di na matawag ug Tubag -Bohol kung di Tubag-Antique na.hahaha.

kung pwede pa kay lain ra ba pud ug sinultian didto bay  dini nato mada ang  TB  kay di magkasinabot.

tinood na bay Mr Bean.

di naka makabusog

hahaha.naunsa ka Bulak.naa bitaw na sa Antique na kaslon unsa sa banig,istorya na sa mga katiguwangan didto oi

suman between your legs

hahaha.pwede.kasal sa banig nya ugma divorce dayon.

yeahey!thank you  miss Bulak

ako mo  45 na pohon

huh

Quote from: bulak on March 28, 2008, 10:10:31 PM

Quote from: Vito Andoline on March 28, 2008, 09:16:30 PM
or hari namn ka kaayo sa porma Mr. bean

Ha ha ha! mabuang kos talent ni Adtin. nganu god tawn na devorce man ko nga wala man madayon tong among kasal.LOL

oi abi nako ug nahuman na ang kasal mo na nagdivorce na.lol

mao man kaha hala larga

na diko kasabot nimo bay Mr Bean.
panggaon man ug maayo pero  dugangan pud ug insakto

ask ka sa  municipality sa inyo ha.

Quote from: ligiah on January 09, 2008, 03:58:16 PM
... and be faithful to them.

Sakit man ni palandungon oi bisag ako wa ko nakaagi ug kaminyoon. Pero akong mga mata makaluha ug akong dughan mohuot pagbasa nako sa title... i am saddened by a memory..

huh.nya unsaon man kung di makontento ug usa beh?

maam orchs how are you daw?

pangit sa BW.

sa office na ko ron supervisor