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#65901
Question and Answer / Re: If you had a Million Dollars
February 23, 2011, 05:55:54 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 23, 2011, 12:59:37 AM
daw damo gid silang namaohang hayag gid ilang kaugmaong hambal ka gid gikang sang tongaw hantog sang ilipangte basta tanang butang sang kalibutang hibal an gid nila bla daw

Indi lang damo namaohan, tugob gid man sang wisdam haw.
#65902
Quote from: Vistabel on February 23, 2011, 03:28:08 AM
work usa ka oras, fb 7 ka oras  ;D

Usa ka oras na lay kuwang, maparehas na ta, Bay Vist...  ;D
#65903
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 23, 2011, 12:54:24 AM
dila sang kokak lapot gid bla daw songroks

Moryatik gid man ang mas ipiktib to.
#65904
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
February 23, 2011, 05:47:34 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 23, 2011, 12:51:30 AM
tuway kag litob

Kanindot gid man sang mga porma sang pagkaong mo haw. Waay gid ba aninikag ya.
#65906
Oops, manugtulog na gid si Botoy, to, manugpanginhas pa gid sang aga buas. Manugpadayon ka gid lang dini sang TB kay manugmata na gid ang tua sang pikas sang kabilotan haw.
#65908
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:55:39 PM
daw pang chings owel na lang gid haw

Kinamot na gid na ya.
#65909
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
February 22, 2011, 08:56:50 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:54:29 PM
way gid pari hambal mo agengs ka gid sang simbahang to ???  o may ka akig ka gid sang katoliko

Waay, a. Abi ko hambal mo snacks ni Fr. Chic haw...
#65910
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:52:38 PM
milatmonepwa

Prins na gid man ang hambal mo to, indi ko na gid magits haw.
#65911
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:50:12 PM
naa oso na gid hang baywang tik to, kag naa gid pod te baytri plaswang may pakipim pang no ritorm no ekstsings hambal gid sang nagbakal kipdachings

Tumpak gid ang kipdachings, ang iloys ang chings...
#65912
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
February 22, 2011, 08:52:33 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:45:46 PM
chiksnack

Hmm. Timo-timo sang pari?
#65913
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:47:05 PM
ngaa nakahambal gid ka te sang disgays

Pode gid lang man, manuglagmit lang ba...
#65914
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:45:01 PM
aw tingale si madam sinati gid nya na lugar ini

Kag ang Milat gid ya.
#65915
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:43:26 PM
lab tik lab tik lang gid sang ikog daw sersays

Dila gid lang ang pinagmanuglabtik kay waay gid ikog ang kokak man.
#65916
Question and Answer / Re: If you had a Million Dollars
February 22, 2011, 08:48:32 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:41:49 PM
aw kokak gid sila ya

Amo nga indi pode anonimaws kay kinahanglang hawod gid man.
#65917
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:39:37 PM
may ara  mang gid sang promo na packyawang

May pakwang tikwang gid man, mas namit...
#65918
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:37:54 PM
pangpamatso gid hang mga balbas kag mga balahibo mo sang kalawasang

Pode gid man pangdisgays sang gays ini haw.
#65919
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
February 22, 2011, 08:44:00 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:38:45 PM
hamborger gid ba hang ginag lalang mo to ???

Ina gid, ang ginakaong sang hamborgero.
#65920
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:37:02 PM
way ko gid hanaw sang ginahambal mo te

Indi kagid Boholanong haw, indi mo kabisado ang Lomot Ribir dis-a may naa ribir krus...
#65921
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:36:04 PM
permanente mang gid ang lab pag sang abot na manug gab-i

Kadol gid lang man haw, waay gid tunay nga lab.
#65922
Question and Answer / Re: If you had a Million Dollars
February 22, 2011, 08:39:56 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:33:38 PM
ngaa anonimals  ??? ang hambal ko gid anonimaws kahulogang sang sikrit ba indi gina hambal hang pangalang

Ang iban gid kay pirmi manugsinggit sang ilang pangalan, indi pode sa kanila ang anonimaws, sama gid sila sang anonimals nga manugkokak haw.
#65923
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:34:41 PM
kong may ara gid sang imo na lang hang iloys akon na lang gid si nene te

Indi, a, baywang tikwang haw.
#65924
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:31:15 PM
daw na bati ko gid sang tirminal manugbaligya hang tyabaw nya man itlog mo noy orens

Tukma gid yang hambal mo ya, kadto na sang likoanang Milat-Lomot haw.
#65925
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:28:37 PM
indi gali ako sorte bla tutub subong waay pa gid sang nadalangdalang na nene haw

Damo na buas, may naa pa pakapin iloys...
#65926
Question and Answer / Re: If you had a Million Dollars
February 22, 2011, 08:31:05 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:25:49 PM

indi ko gid paghambal dinhi haw kay sikrito gid sina bla - anonimaws

Indi ka pala rilihiyoso sama sang iban dini nga anonimals

#65927
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:21:41 PM
monay paresang sang orens sostangsya ang kalabasam te

Saktan gid sang itlog ang orens, ti, piskay gid si manoy pro.
#65929
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:07:25 PM
LIVE WORK LIVE WORK lang gid

Waay gid lang LOVE? Indi manugbuhi ang matso kung waay ini haw...
#65930
Question and Answer / Re: If you had a Million Dollars
February 22, 2011, 08:22:20 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:17:10 PM
kon may ara gid si toto milyom dalar i apoog apog ko gid sang mga nagakinahanglan gid bla.
    una sang mga pobri - 10
    ikag duha sang mga  mimbro sang tb - 11
    ang iban ipagpa rapol ko gid   - 12
   
total wang milyong   

Indi gali ka makabaton san wang milyong gid kay waay kagid ya plano manughatag sang simbahang haw.
#65931
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:11:27 PM
namit gid gastosong ang indi gid imo na salapi, daw indi mo ma pil ang kag usik sang pagbakal mo bla

Sama nga namit gid man kaonon ang indi mo monay haw.
#65932
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:05:37 PM
ayao gid pagpa trim daw mawag-ang kangs sang mga chiks diaara sir lorenzo, sayang gid man mawad an kang pagka matso  ;D

Matso pa man gid haw.  ;D
#65934
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
February 22, 2011, 08:08:21 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on February 22, 2011, 08:01:38 PM
baboy humantikaang

Indi baboy humbagero?
#65935
Fashion Trend / Re: New Japanese Fashion: A Sampler
February 22, 2011, 08:01:54 PM



8)

#65936
Quote from: vrglguapo on February 22, 2011, 07:34:30 PM
secret to long life is sige ug kaon ug pancit..

Pero ayaw lang kuno kanang dayong katulog kay delikado sa bangungot...
#65937
Quote from: hofelina on February 22, 2011, 07:23:53 PM
you own this establishment Ondoy Hubs? ;D

Di tawon. Wa ko anang negosyoha. Gawas pa, tua ni sa Amerika.  :-\
#65938
Quote from: vrglguapo on February 22, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
Ang mga pisot natuli gud,ang kaha nga ga kulob nahayang pa jud..

He he, unsaon nga morag nag-abot man ang Amihan ug Habagat...

(Unya naa pa juy ginagmay nga electric fan...)

;D

#65939
Quote from: vrglguapo on February 22, 2011, 07:10:56 PM
Grabe kusuga na ning hangin diri sa ubang kauban nato uy lupig ang huricane Katrina nalupad na ku ug apil.. ;D ;D

Sobra kakusog sa hangin, Bay Guaps, labyog-labyog gud akong itlog...  ;D

#65940
Cars and Automotive / Will you trust this mechanic?
February 22, 2011, 07:11:15 PM



;D

#65941
Philippine Daily News / Re: Peace with MILF and CPP NPA
February 22, 2011, 07:03:54 PM
Bilib jud kong Noynoy kon masulbad niya ning mga problemaha within his term...
#65942
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
February 22, 2011, 07:01:29 PM
Quote from: Chongki on February 22, 2011, 03:55:56 PM
puahahahahahaha  ;D





Nibawos uroyg katawa, ay...
#65943
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cash For Alcohol Research
February 22, 2011, 06:56:15 PM
This gives me an idea...   ;D

#65944
Jokes and Humor / Cash For Alcohol Research
February 22, 2011, 06:55:08 PM



;D

#65945
Quote from: Lorenzo on February 21, 2011, 10:19:00 PM
Thank you for sharing your most illustrious career in biblical study. Unbeknownst to you, my little dear, is that I attended a prestigious private college in the United States. In my stay as a Molecular Biology & European History double major (while under the competitive pre-medical track), i managed to minor in religious studies. I studied the Q'uran for 2 whole semesters, 1 semester on Intensive Middle Eastern History, as well as 1 Semester on Christian Historiography, 1 semester on comparative religious text (bible, tanakh, and the q'uran), let alone was an active member on our Collegiate Catholic Newman's Society (a collegiate body that focused on catholic study, as well as intensive biblical study).

I was also humbly selected as a Collegiate Trustees Scholar (through my humble knowledge in things, was awarded a scholarship of over $35,000 + an additional $ 75,000;  then selected as one of 15 students out of a list of 500 to attend a study abroad program in the Ukraine..which was based on one's GPA and academic standing).

Proverbs 25:27

Too much honey is bad for you, and so is trying to win too much praise. (TEV)

http://www.broadcaster.org.uk/section2/transcript/wisdom.htm
#65946
Bible Study / Proverbs 29:23
February 22, 2011, 06:20:17 PM
Arrogance will bring your downfall, but if you are humble, you will be respected. (TEV)

http://www.broadcaster.org.uk/section2/transcript/wisdom.htm
#65947
Bible Study / Proverbs 10:17
February 22, 2011, 06:18:11 PM
People who listen when they are corrected will live, but those who will not admit that they are wrong are in danger. (TEV)

http://www.broadcaster.org.uk/section2/transcript/wisdom.htm
#65948
Bible Study / Proverbs 12:23
February 22, 2011, 06:16:37 PM
Wise people don't make a show of their knowledge, but fools broadcast their folly. (NLT)

http://www.broadcaster.org.uk/section2/transcript/wisdom.htm
#65949
Bible Study / Proverbs 19:25
February 22, 2011, 06:08:11 PM
Arrogance should be punished, so that people who don't know any better can learn a lesson. If you are wise, you will learn when you are corrected. (TEV)

http://www.broadcaster.org.uk/section2/transcript/wisdom.htm
#65950
Quote from: Chongki on February 22, 2011, 05:56:21 PM
kiss ra na bai no sex? ;D

Sa contest proper, kissing ra. The sex part can be arranged later.  ;D

#65951
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Kissing Contest Sa China
February 22, 2011, 05:45:21 PM
 :o  Hala! Mora lagi nig si Bugsay!





Sign of peace pa ang kanahan...  ;D

#65952
Quote from: taga tigbao on February 22, 2011, 05:29:40 PM
BIsan dia ra mi sa 10th floor lihok gihapon Bay Hubs. Hahahaha. Hadlok aho mga kauban hasta ko. Pastilan ug mabungkag ning building. Wa jud tawon makita naho ani. ;D

Luklok lang ilawom sa imong lamesa, Bay Tigs...  8)
#65954
Quote from: taga tigbao on February 22, 2011, 05:27:49 PM
The official toll now is at 65 casualties.

Daghan pa ra ba kuno ang trapped under ruins...  :'(


#65955
Cars and Automotive / 1964 Model For Sale
February 22, 2011, 05:31:56 PM
For Sale One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/641609489.html


â—Š Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

â—Š Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

â—Š Needs re-wiring. Many wires are currently crossed.

â—Š Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.

â—Š Needs re-upholstering. Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

â—Š Needs front-end work--headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

â—Š May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis.

â—Š Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

â—Š Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.


;D
#65956
Quote from: Chongki on February 22, 2011, 05:11:54 PM
asa ni dapit bai hubs .... jersey o chicago?

He he, tuyoon ni kay layo ras balay o eskwelahan, Bay Chongks...  ;D
#65957
Talk of the Town / Pinay Wife For Sale!
February 22, 2011, 05:07:29 PM
Wife for sale!     

by Joe Arpon Guaniezo  
Friday, 21 January 2011 19:57


HOW do you sell a wife?

This problem apparently bugged Park, a South Korean national. He was drowning in debt. And his hands were supposedly calloused from punching and venting his misery on his Pinay wife, Cathy Bonesa Mae Deocades, 25. After making her pregnant, he decided to sell her to other men. As if she were a second-hand sofa.

However, before Park could make his bizarre sale, his human merchandise killed herself.

According to Korea Times, Cathy, of General Santos City, was believed to have hanged herself inside her home last Jan. 11  in Gongju, South Chungcheong in Korea. She was reportedly abused by her husband, identified only as Park, a farmer.

Park also allegedly forced Cathy into prostitution and tried to sell her for sex to other men. The battered Pinay wife left behind a five-month-old baby girl. Reports said she underwent psychiatric treatment at a Korean hospital October last year.

Cathy had reportedly told her friends of her abuse and Park’s attempts to sell her.

“Cathy called her parents to say that she was very sad and wanted to leave. She asked them to send her money so she could go home,” the Korea Times quoted a Filipino community leader in Gongju as saying. The troubled OFW’s family, however, could not send her cash for a plane ticket.

Reports said Deocades and Park got married in the Philippines in 2009. Shortly after moving to Korea, the OFW reportedly started telling friends and her family that she was being battered by her husband and parents-in-law. Last October, she supposedly told a Philippine Embassy personnel that she was in good condition.

Cathy’s friends said all their phone calls to her had been barred since December. Park reportedly became heavily indebted shortly after their wedding, prompting him to try and sell her.

Deocades’ remains arrived in General Santos City Wednesday. Results of the autopsy on her body will be released in a few days.


http://www.journal.com.ph/index.php/top-stories/26765-wife-for-sale.html
#65959
#65960
#65961
#65962
#65964
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
February 22, 2011, 03:38:01 PM
Bookish frog...





:-X
#65965
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Modern Monalisa
February 22, 2011, 03:32:48 PM
Mora man nig wakwak nga mag-usab-usab ang hitsura, Bay Vist...  ;D

#65966
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Painter Elephant
February 22, 2011, 03:28:39 PM


;D

#65967
Quote from: bugsay on February 22, 2011, 11:51:44 AM
kon basin nato ang topic, mubo ra diayg kinabuhi atong amigo'ng si bai Hubag?.. ;D

Hmm... Bisag fake tanang marriage certificate?  ;D
#65968
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2011, 10:08:08 AM
kalimtan na ang tanan, apil ang mga utang. :)

Unahon ang utang og kalimot aron dili mamatay sa konsimisyon...  ;D
#65969
Quote from: chicogon on February 22, 2011, 02:36:59 PM
You could be the most eloquent of speaker in all the world and are able to quote Bible passages verbatim right off the top... but without a heart, hmmmmm  ???

Ah, without a heart, without compassion.... Tsk, tsk, tsk...


Compassion is the basis of all morality. -- Arthur Schopenhauer

The whole idea of compassion is based on a keen awareness of the interdependence of all these living beings, which are all part of one another, and all involved in one another. --Thomas Merton

The value of compassion cannot be over-emphasized. Anyone can criticize. It takes a true believer to be compassionate. No greater burden can be borne by an individual than to know no one cares or understands. --Arthur H. Stainback

Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. --Eric Hoffer




#65970



;D

#65971
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2011, 02:35:27 AM


islander (or is this her twin?)

Isoga, oi. Tan-awa ni siya, same weapon pero smiling jamo...





8)

#65972
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2011, 02:00:21 PM
i meant 'fick off, lorenz', actually.  in my language, it means 'attaboy, lorenz!'  ;)

Maayo gani kay your language diay, dili German...  :-X
#65973
Quote from: islander on February 22, 2011, 11:02:48 AM
aruy!  hinoon, puwera sa maayo. 

naa koy kailang jordanian medical student in the late '80s.  iya kunong fellow-jordanian nagdala intawon ug daan nga mercedes benz para magamit niya as a student.  all the documentary requirements have been met, transport and customs payments all settled. 

wa kuno makuha kay gitionan man hinoon ug pusil sa usa ka customs police ang iyang amigo pagkuha sa awto sa pantalan.  wise move; bahala ang mercedes basta buhi siya.  mahadlok mosumbong kay feeling nila wa silay kadangpan.  naa pa ra bay immigration men nga mobisita nila kada buwan kay mangayo ug sustento nga 25k.  kun tinuod man tawon ni nga estorya, purya gyod.

Naunsa mang tawhana nga brayt man unta ning medical students...  :-X
#65974
Quote from: taga tigbao on February 22, 2011, 01:53:48 PM
Its a magnitude 4 eartquake. Hadlok kay milihok na pud ang buildings dire.

Hmm. Kon tua kas 20th floor and above, medyo tay-og jamo...
#65975
Quote from: taga tigbao on February 22, 2011, 01:53:48 PM
Sa New Zealand nga linog 18 na ang confirmed dead. Pagkaluoy. Hinaut nga dili unta mahitabo na dire sa Manila.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. For a country like New Zealand, that's quite a number.
#65976
Jokes and Humor / Re: Too Sexy For You?
February 22, 2011, 02:27:39 PM
Quote from: chicogon on February 22, 2011, 10:27:23 AM
Aw! Di na lang diay sa habal-habal. Adto na lang ihikot sa parola!!!  ;D

Unsa kaha kon hiktan sa hawak unya ihugoshugos?  ;D
#65977
Quote from: chicogon on February 22, 2011, 02:16:38 PM
Yup you can have it... it belongs to the Frog World and the Catmandu Community  ;)

Thanks. I find the visual metaphor amusingly apt (or aptly amusing).  ;D
#65978
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2011, 01:07:53 PM
Also, a strong earthquake hits Manila Tuesday morning (today).

Mao ba? Mao ra tingaling linyaha sa fault or what.
#65979
Quote from: chicogon on February 22, 2011, 02:19:47 AM
I must be dreaming!!! I thought I died and went to H--L!!! (ni jumped na baya kos cliff sa akong earlier post kay hopeless case naman ning usa deri tawon). I thought Lorenz said, "I rest my case." Dili man diay I REST MY CASE, HOPELESS CASE man diay  ;D

Igo kaayo sa gisulti ni William Penn in his description of The Vain Man: "And yet perhaps the worst Part of this Vanity is its Unteachableness. Tell it any Thing, and it has known it long ago; and out-runs Information and Instruction, or else proudly puffs at it."

:-\




#65980
Quote from: Lorenzo on February 22, 2011, 05:14:53 AM
hahaha, na, can you imagine if i had made religious studies my third major? i was only 12 credits short from making it my third major ;D

Kuwang na lang diayg pipila ka pakang...

#65981
Quote from: Lorenzo on February 22, 2011, 05:13:39 AM
lol! haha, oh fr. roel uy. na, since you called the frogs, we can't help but to expect the arrival of sri phra hubagavidranathan, the worldly sage. ;D

He he, this reminds me of the following quote:





In modern parlance, it says: Do you know what kind of animal you are?  ;D



#65982
Facts and Trivia / Re: An Elephant's Trunk
February 22, 2011, 01:01:09 PM
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2011, 12:09:06 PM
An elephant's trunk can hold 2.5 gallons of water.

Pwede ba kaha sila i-train aron motabang sa mga bombero?  :P
#65983
Quote from: chicogon on February 22, 2011, 03:05:48 AM


Practice makes perfect...

Can I borrow this, Fr. Chic? Himoon nakong avatar diris TB kon nagbakasyon ko.
#65984
By David Clark Scott, Staff / February 21, 2011
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2011/0221/New-Zealand-earthquake-shuts-down-flights-out-of-the-country


New Zealand earthquake: Air traffic control operations for New Zealand are located in Christchurch, where the air traffic control building may have been damaged by Tuesday's earthquake. All international flights from New Zealand have been suspended.



An injured woman is carried to safety in Christchurch, New Zealand after at magnitude 6.3 earthquake struck Tuesday, Feb. 22.
AP Photo/TV3 via Associated Press Television News


All international flights out of New Zealand were canceled Tuesday afternoon after a magnitude 6.3 earthquake hit the South Island.

Auckland Airport spokesman Richard Llewellyn told the New Zealand Herald that the nation's entire airways system had been shut down shortly after the earthquake hit Christchurch, damaging downtown office buildings and trapping workers. TVNZ reports fatalities from two buses crushed by falling buildings.

"For the moment planes are landing but no planes are departing,'' Mr. Llewellyn told NZPA.

"The national air traffic control centre is in Christchurch, and they are checking to make sure it is all OK, and until then the airways system has been closed."

The Christchurch airport is closed until at least 7 p.m. local time and flights due to arrive there have been diverted to Auckland and Wellington airport.

Jetstar New Zealand announced that flights in and out of Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch, and Queenstown have been suspended for the rest of the day.

Airways NZ, the state-owned enterprise that operates the nation's air traffic control system, is based in Christchurch and is reportedly trying to verify the status of its equipment. There are unconfirmed reports that the Airways building was also damaged.

Since the first quake hit at 12:51 p.m. local time, the New Zealand GNS Science reports a series of nine strong aftershocks, ranging from magnitude 3.4 to 5.7.

Some of the buildings may have been weakened by a magnitude 7.1 quake that struck the Christchurch area last September. And because this quake was relatively shallow, it may have caused more damage than the higher magnitude quake in September.

The New Zealand Herald quotes Roger Sutton, CEO of Orion New Zealand, a power company, that electricity is down across 80 percent of Christchurch, "This is much, much more serious than last time," says Mr. Sutton, "We have some major power assets that have been damaged by this quake."

Urban search and rescue crews are moving into the city, and Australia has offered to send assistance.

A Google page to help people locate family and friends has been set up here:

http://christchurch-2011.person-finder.appspot.com/
#65985
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2011, 10:09:50 AM
Naa bay kutsilyo nga gition ang asawa sa bana? Magka-stiff neck gyud ang laki ani. hahaha

Pwede siya magpatumbatumba kay giatake kuno unya adto kiling sa nahimutangan sa baje. OK kaayo kay maghangad jud siya sa langit...  ;D
#65986
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2011, 09:51:59 AM
Pero walay klase tanang private and public schools. Pahulay ang mga bata ug balik ug kayod ang mga parents kay working day ang Feb. 25.

Di ba naa may daghang activities nga lined up sa gobyerno. Tingali sa government workers at least ang ilang adlaw lahi kay patambongon man sila sa lainlaing mga kalihokan.
#65987
Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on February 22, 2011, 09:49:55 AM
Dugay na seguro gyud ni nga syndicate ug karon lang nausisa.

Posible kaayo ni...
#65988
Well-known jud hinuon ning atong taga Customs nga daghang extra nga sapi...
#65989
Jokes and Humor / Re: Too Sexy For You?
February 22, 2011, 10:01:00 AM
Quote from: chicogon on February 22, 2011, 09:54:02 AM
Angay ni siya pasakyon ug habal-habal unya himoong tourist attraction model ;D

Bwahaha! Asa kaha pud siya nato pabahasbahason? Sa Tagbi?  ;D
#65990
Quote from: statesville on February 22, 2011, 06:34:15 AM
The doctor will never ask you out, he is scared you will murder him just like you did to your fetuses.

Nakuyawan ang doktor ani niya, tiaw moy kaupat magpa-abort. Nakaingon tingali ang doktor nga naay diperensya ang utok sa baje...  :-\
#65991
Quote from: statesville on February 22, 2011, 06:31:20 AM
;D, ang laway nitabisay ug nipilit sa liog...gilok igdahili

Labi na kon gatubod ang laway...  :P
#65992
Weird and Extreme / Re: Weird Tattoos!
February 22, 2011, 09:43:41 AM
Quote from: statesville on February 22, 2011, 06:20:25 AM
whew!, ka creepy ana nga tattoo, morag gilangkat iyang panit   para ma expose ang spine  :o

Unsa kaha kon makit-an sa iyang uyab...  :P
#65993
Jokes and Humor / Re: Question mark facial moustache
February 22, 2011, 09:40:30 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on February 22, 2011, 04:59:07 AM
humor is like love diay, nong?

what a cute simile.

He he, gipaangay-angay lang sa hingtungdan...
#65994
Jokes and Humor / Re: Too Sexy For You?
February 22, 2011, 09:37:36 AM
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 22, 2011, 06:33:27 AM
Bai H.B. unsa kahay maayog mao ni gam-on ug STOP SIGN ang iyang hulagway... :D

Delikado nga daghang traffic accidents, Bay BQN, kay tungod sa kahimuot di na makahinultol pagmaneho ang mga drayber...  ;D
#65995
Quote from: statesville on February 22, 2011, 07:13:02 AM
hubag, kadali gyud nimo makapost ug makagitik  sa kahimuot...

He he, naglingaw-lingaw man ta diri, mao nga kon naa tay masiplatan nga makapahimuot, ato dayong i-share...  ;D
#65996
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 22, 2011, 06:18:03 AM
hehehe, imbis kai hilom sila Bai....nanug-ab man si rabusa... :D

Di ba busog ray manug-ab, Bay BQN?  ???
#65997
Maayo na kaayo ni ikomparar sa nahitabo karon nga ang bag-ong nurses mao pay mobayad sa hospital aron naa silay work experience.
#65998
Quote from: statesville on February 22, 2011, 08:00:40 AM
Apila ang mga nipirma  approval sa disbursement of funds kay basin 
  naay mga pinisik para moduga ang tinta sa  pen nila.

He he, naa diay pampaduga sa tinta...  ;D

Hmm, maingon nga kalagmitan sa mopirma mapiskan jud, kay kon supak di man jud tingali mopirma. Lisod man pud tingali dawaton ang katarongan nga wa kasabot unsay gipirmahan.
#65999
Pait jud kon inosente unya gigamit lang. Lisod na ang byahe-byahe ron, daghan na ang angay bantayan.
#66000
Fashion Trend / Re: Vain Girl
February 22, 2011, 07:19:33 AM
Asa na man diay tong imong avatar where you admiringly took your own picture? Mao baya to ang prompt ani nga thread...  ;D