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Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2011, 03:00:51 PM
usa ang TB sa agenda sa among meeting...

Bwahaha! Ikaw diay ang nag-preside kon maohon...   

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2011, 02:51:31 PM
...uban sa nagpangidhat nga mga mata tungod sa kabuthunon na'ng pantog kay wa gyud kapangihi sukad pas sayo'ng kagabhion...

...nga maoy nakapasamot sa kagahi sa usa ka parte sa lawas nga karon nagdibal kay nagdungan ang panginahanglan sa duha ka tulumanon... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 03, 2011, 08:41:15 AM
The foundation was alarmed about reports that the profligate issuance of tarsier permits by the DENR was in consideration of a “tidy sum of money”. The going rate was reportedly P20,000 for every permit issued for the tarsier display outside its designated home in Corella.

Kwartang malabo. Tigbak pa jud ang tarsiers nga gipang-display... 

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2011, 02:45:04 PM
hehehehe..permi lang 8 to 5 among meeting....

Hayahaya. Maayo gani kay nakalugar kag trabaho karong orasa... 

Quote from: luckybelle on March 03, 2011, 02:28:49 PM

Whahahahaha      Ok ra Mr. B oi, naghuwat gani ko sa kasaba, aw sorry gud... harhar... ataya ani oi 

Joke ra bitaw pud akoa. Ma-defensive man gud ta aning pisot ta. Maayo gani kay OK ra diay... 

Quote from: Vistabel on March 03, 2011, 02:29:58 PM
i wish nga magkuyakoy-kuyakoy nalang sa pajag ilalom sa punoan sa manga nga may daub/dabok nga may aso ug dyutay parang walay lamok samtang maminaw ug programa sa radio human magpakaon sa mga alagang hayopan (manok, baboy, kanding, baka ug kabaw pangdaro sa garden).   

Hmm, way pakapin nga tuba, Bay Vist? Usa lang gud ka bol...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2011, 02:35:27 PM
magligadligad ug mag gakosgakos........













......sa buslot nga unlan. 

Samtang hugot nga gipiyong ang mata aron tagamtamon ang nagkahanap nga mga talan-awon sa lumoy nga mga bunga sa katulogon... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 03, 2011, 02:31:29 PM
A nice motorcycle panahon sa kalag-kalag. Daghan maka-appreciate sa motif.

Bwahaha! Sakto jud. Unya ingon ani pa jud imong isul-ob...

Quote from: bugsay on March 03, 2011, 02:30:08 PM
nag meeting pa me bai Hubs...

Mao diay wa na kay pakita-pakita diris TB. Abi ko bag busy ka sa trabaho, sigi lang diay kag tambong og meeting... 

The United States amphibious assault ship USS Ponce sails through the Suez Canal at Ismailia , Egypt, Wednesday, March 2, 2011.: AP Photo

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 03, 2011, 01:08:19 PM
mao man first offense...pero lain man gud kay naanad nako ug sayo permi.. importante gyud sa ako a ang time.. kung unsa oras nasabutan adto gyud ko ana 10 minutes before or on time gyud ko permi... dili ko gusto anang pa late late... 

Importante jud ang punctuality, especially if you're working. Interestingly, most of the time when I set the alarm, I wake up a few minutes before it goes off. Funny...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 03, 2011, 11:17:55 AM
Motimbauwas man ko dayon inig mata dayong luhod magpray ug morning prayer. Di ko pwede magpaligad ligad kay daghan hungry mouth naghuwat.Usahay gani sa akong pagdali ug bangon di na ko kaluhod mag ampo na raman ug pasalamat nga nakamata pa ug laing adlaw.

Maayo pud ning mapugos tag lihok dayon kay daghan tag mahimo sa atong adlaw.

The Judas Chair is a pyramid-shaped seat. The victim would presumably be placed on top of it, with the point inserted into their anus, vagina or scrotum, then very slowly lowered by ropes. Supposedly the intended effect was to stretch the orifice over a long period of time, or to slowly impale.

Some have imagined another use for this device based on the idea that the raising or lowering of the victim could change the pressure. The pyramid shaped seat is able to stretch the anus or the vagina, but the point of the pyramid may have been used to cause pain by pressing against the inside of the orifice. This contrasts to the notion of stretching, in that the actual torture is caused not by the stretching of the vagina or anus, but by the different effects achieved by positioning the victim against the pyramid's point. Additionally, stretching of the anus or vagina could result in rips and tears causing pain and even death.

--Wikipedia

Another effective advertising...

1,200 Filipinos sail to safety on luxury ship

By Philip Tubeza
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 03:12:00 03/03/2011





MANILA, Philippines â€" The first sea rescue organized by the Philippine government for Filipinos in violence-torn Libya has left the port of Benghazi aboard a chartered luxury liner with 1,200 Filipinos aboard traveling in style, officials said.

Overland, at the Tunisia border, Filipinos joined tens of thousands of foreign workers scrambling to flee in appalling conditions. One Filipino who arrived in Manila Wednesday described the situation at the Libya-Tunisia crossing as “inhuman.”

The UN refugee agency and the International Organization for Migration have appealed for aid to deal with a “humanitarian crisis” at the Ras Adjir border in Tunisia where some 40,000 workers from various countries had converged from the besieged Libyan capital of Tripoli.

“We can see acres of people waiting to cross the border. Many have been waiting for three to four days in the freezing cold, with no shelter or food,” said UN worker Ayman Gharaibeh. “This seems to be getting worse by the day.”

The Ionian Queen chartered by the Philippine government departed at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday (2:30 a.m. Wednesday Manila time) with 1,200 Filipino evacuees bound for the Greek island of Crete, or around 500 less than its intended number of passengers, said Department of Labor and Employment spokesperson Nicon Fameronag.

Those who remained were mostly medical workers from the eastern Libyan town of Ajdabiya. “Maybe they saw that it was safe for them and so they decided to stay,” Fameronag said.

A statement issued by Foreign Secretary Albert del Rosario Wednesday said that “conditions have somewhat normalized in Benghazi,” which has fallen under rebel control. “Banks and shops have opened and police are back in the streets.”

Fameronag said hundreds of Filipinos continued to slip out of Libya overland through its borders with Egypt and Tunisia.

“The ferry boarding was orderly. Mothers with children boarded first, followed by some passengers who were sick,” Fameronag said.

“It’s a luxury ferry and the food was free. They’re sailing to Heraklion in Crete, where Philippine Embassy and labor officials are going to take care of them, including their accommodation and food,” he said.

“From there, they will go to Athens from where they will be booked for various flights home,” he added.


More at: http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/inquirerheadlines/nation/view/20110303-323178/1200-Filipinos-sail-to-safety-on-luxury-ship

Quote from: islander on March 03, 2011, 10:48:02 AM
haaay, salamat kay naa diay special offer nga tagiptip nang lioga.  crispy liog, my pinaborit.

Naa pay daghang tagiptip sa tangkugo, mas baga pa... 

A while ago, a list titled 10 Great Achievements of the Human Mind was published on Listverse. I really enjoyed the list, and I thought the author did an exceptional job on it. The list presented “ten works of superlative genius, in no particular order.” Despite this qualifier, some people complained about the order of the list and commented that the list was too Eurocentric. In response, a challenge was issued several times to present Ten Great Achievements of the non-European mind. I would hardly call myself an expert, and I approach this subject through a Eurocentric lens, but I am intrigued by this challenge. My list is different in that I am concentrating on the areas of medicine, science and mathematics and largely ignoring literature, music and art. In addition, I think it is important to note that a lot of the contributions of non-Europeans have not been attributed to a specific individual but, nevertheless, reflect great achievements of the human mind. Also, while I understand the pride that people have in the accomplishments of their geographical and cultural forebears, this pride should never serve to denigrate a perceived lack of achievement in other groups. We are all human, and we can all take pride in these historical accomplishments. Finally, there are plenty of other great non-Europeans that I did not include â€" perhaps that can be for another few lists. Without further ado, I present ten non-European men of superlative genius, in no particular order.

Imhotep
2650 â€" 2600 BC

Imhotep, an Egyptian polymath, is the first physician, architect and engineer whose name is known to history. He was high priest of Ra and chancellor to the Pharoah Djoser of the Third Dynasty. So great was his legacy that, despite being a commoner, he was granted divinity after his death. Imhotep was revered as a poet and fifteen hundred years after his death a song praised his acuity with language: “I have heard the words of Imhotep and Hordedef, with whose discourses men speak so much.” As an architect and engineer, he designed the 62 metre tall step pyramid for Djoser and is credited with the first known use of columns. Below his pyramid his name and title are given as “seal-bearer of the King of Lower Egypt, first one under the king, administrator of the Great Mansion, prince, chief of seers.” As a physician, a writing attributed to him was devoid of supernatural reasoning and made remarkable descriptions of various ailments and cures along with anatomical descriptions.

Zhang Heng
78 â€" 139 AD

A native of central China, Zhang Heng was an artist, poet, mathematician, geographer, astronomer, and statesman of the Eastern Han Dynasty (25 -220 AD). As an artist, he was considered among the four greatest of his time and his poetry was acclaimed by contemporaries and later commentators. Zhang Heng invented an early but efficient seismograph which could detect the direction of an earthquake up to 500 km (310 miles) away. In addition, he improved the accuracy of the Chinese water clock and invented both an odometer and a mechanical chariot that always pointed south. Zhang also improved the armillary sphere, adding the horizon and meridian rings. Not satisfied with a static three-dimensional model of the heavens, Zhang used complex gears and water power to make the globe rotate in order to display the changing positions of the heavens by season. He added a rotating pillar that portrayed the waxing and the waning of the moon. As an astronomer, he mapped and catalogued a total of 2,500 stars, more than twice as many as Ptolemy (83 â€" 161 AD). He believed in a geocentric model of the universe and discussed the spherical shape of the moon, the nature of solar and lunar eclipses, and the waxing and waning of the moon. His epitaph, written by his friend Cui Ziyu read, in part: “The excellence of his talent and the splendor of his art were one with those of the gods.”

Sushruta
600 BC

Sushruta, an ancient Indian physician, is considered by many to be the father of surgery. The work attributed to him and later followers bears his name, the Sushruta Samhita. Sushruta demonstrated knowledge of the circulation of blood and lymph and of the arteries. Sushruta connected obesity with heart disorders and diabetes, recommending physical activity in order to cure it. He conducted surgery for curing kidney stones and accurately described and recommended treatments for angina pectoris, hypertension, and leprosy. Sushruta laid the foundation for plastic surgery and related various methods for covering physical defects using skin grafts and other methods. He also described methods for labioplasty (the reduction in size of the labial hood) and rhinoplasty (nose surgery). The Sushruta Samhita travelled from the Arab world and reached Italy by the sixteenth century. The first major rhinoplasty in the western world was completed by Joseph Constantine Carpue in 1815, after having studied Indian methods for twenty years.

Abu Al-Qasim
936-1013 AD

Abu Al-Qasim, better known to the West as Abulcasis, was an Arabic surgeon, physician, and scientist from Spain. Considered by many to be the father of modern surgery, his medical text, Kitab Al Tasrif, profoundly influenced Islamic and European surgical procedure. He gave the earliest recorded description of hemophilia and described the Kocher method for treating dislocated shoulders long before it was described by its nineteenth century namesake. He specialized in cauterization and amputation and invented or improved over two hundred surgical instruments. His inventions included surgical needles and forceps as well as devices for the inspection of the ear, the inspection of the urethra’s interior, and the removal of foreign bodies from the throat. His use of catgut for internal stitching is still used today. Al-Qasim also described how to ligature blood vessels during surgery and how to prepare medication by sublimation and distillation. He performed and described operations in the areas of Ophthalmology, Otolaryngology, Obstetrics, Urology, and Orthopaedics. He stressed a positive relationships between doctors and patients and careful observation and diagnosis of illnesses. His Kitab Al Tasrif was highly influential in the Islamic world and was the definitive medical text for Western surgeons for nearly five hundred years.


Ibn Khaldun
1332 AD â€" 1406 AD

Ibn Khaldun was a brilliant North African polymath of Arab descent who was born Tunis but travelled extensively throughout North Africa. He was a statesman, philosopher, Islamic theologian and jurist, historian, astronomer, mathematician, economist, poet, and social scientist and is widely considered to be the father of historiography, cultural history, demography, philosophy of history, and sociology. Although his greatest interest was in history, his contributions in other areas were extensive. His writings anticipated later sociology and economics. Arnold J. Toynbee, the British historian, called Ibn Khaldun’s most famous work, the Muqadimmah, “a philosophy of history which is undoubtedly the greatest work of its kind that has ever been created by any mind in any time or place.” Toynbee also stated that Ibn Khaldun “appears to have been inspired by no predecessors, and to have found no kindred souls among his contemporaries, and to have no answering spark or inspiration in any successors.”

Shen Kuo
1031-1095 AD

Active during the Song dynasty (960-1127 AD), Shen Kuo was a brilliant Chinese scientist, mathematician, cartographer, engineer, and statesman. As a mathematician, he conceived of techniques that paved the way for high-order arithmetic progressions and spherical trigonometry. Shen hypothesized the concept of gradual climate change through his observations of fossilized bamboo in northern China. He also hypothesized that land formations were the result of geomorphology based upon his observations of inland marine fossils, soil erosion, and silt buildup. He improved the designs of various astronomical tools including the spherical astrolabe and the triangular blade of the sundial. Shen fixed the position of the pole star and corrected lunar and solar errors. He was the first to discover true north through his experiments with the magnetic compass. He worked extensively with optics, discussing the formation of rainbows by refraction, focal points, concave inversion, and describing the geometric and quantitive properties of the pinhole camera. In the field of archaeology, Shen recommended the use of metallurgy, geometry and optics to study the artifacts of the ancients. He also used the sight from an ancient crossbow he had uncovered to calculate the height of a distant mountain, using it as the survey device now known as Jacob’s staff. Despite his scientific interest, he never developed a scientific method and had a deep interest in the occult and the supernatural.

Ibn Rushd
1126 â€" 1198 AD

Ibn Rushd, better known to the west as Averroes, was an Arabic polymath born and educated in Cordova, Spain and active in both Spain and Morocco. He was an Islamic theologian, jurist and philosopher with interests in geography, medicine, mathematics and physics. As a physician, Ibn Rushd wrote extensively on Arabic medicine. He supported dissection, suggested the existence of Parkinson’s disease, and was the first to identify the retina as a photoreceptor. Along with the Byzantine copies of Aristotle’s writings, Ibn Rushd’s commentaries on Aristotle were translated into Latin and allowed for the re-emergence of Aristotle’s thought in Western Europe. His writings influenced Maimonides and Thomas Aquinas and were highly influential in Europe for nearly four centuries. Ibn Rushd’s argument for the separation of science and philosophy from theology helped pave the way for secularism. Although he was not the first Arab philosopher to do so, he often wrote that existence precedes essence, a central claim later to be found in existentialism. Ibn Rushd also argued that men and women were equal, claiming that women and men possessed equal abilities to excel in war and in peace and citing examples of female warriors and generals throughout history. His influence was overwhelming in shaping Western European philosophy and theology as well as Arabic Islamic thought.

Aryabhata
476-550 AD

Aryabata I was an early Indian Mathematician and Astronomer who worked in the city of Kusumapura in north central India. His great works were Aryabhitiya (c. 499) and the Aryabhatasiddhanta, a text which is now only preserved in the works of commentators. His works include the first recorded usage of decimal place value and algebra. His independent calculation of the value pi was correct to eight places. He defined sine and cosine and utilized fractions, square and cube roots, diophantine and quadratic equations. Aryhabata contended, contrary to Vedic tradition, that the earth was round and rotated daily. In fact, many commentators later altered his text in order to cover up what they viewed as an error â€" the axial rotation of the earth. Some have argued that he supported a heliocentric view of the solar system, but others question how this can be extrapolated from his writings. Aryabata produced a highly accurate calendar and initiated the practice of beginning each day counting from midnight. His calculation of the circumference of the earth was only off by about 110 kilometres (67 miles) while his calculation of the length of a year was only off by 3 minutes and 20 seconds. Aryabhata accurately described why eclipses, solstices, and equinoxes happen. India’s first satellite, launched in 1975, was named Aryabhata in his honour.

Abu Rayhan Biruni
973 â€" 1048 AD

Abu Rayhan Biruni was a Persian mathematician, theologian, philosopher, astronomer, geographer and historian who was born near the Aral Sea in Khwarazm. He was fluent in Persian, Arabic, Greek, Hebrew Khwarezmian and Syriac and had knowledge of Hindi and Latin. While he wrote 146 books largely on astronomy, astrology, geography and mathematics, only 22 of these works have survived. As an astronomer, he was critical of astrology because of its reliance on supposition rather than empirical evidence. His study of India exposed him to Indian theories of axial rotation and heliocentricity. Biruni was meticulous in his observations and gathering of empirical data. He refused to dismiss data that contradicted his theories out of his concern for accuracy. After reading the work of the Indian astronomer and mathematician, Brahmagupta (598 â€" 665 AD), Biruni observed and confirmed the attraction of all things towards the centre of the Earth. He also correctly contended that the distance between the earth and the sun was greater than Ptolemy’s estimate. Biruni theorized on the elliptical orbits of the planets. Biruni is the father of geodesy, the three dimensional measurement of the earth. His measurement of the radius of the Earth was only off by 16.8 km (10.4 miles) and he created highly accurate maps that correctly represented the distance between cities. He is among the earliest proponents of the experimental scientific method and used it in mineralogy to carefully measure and catalogue various stones and metals. The weights he gave for the minerals are correct to three decimal places. Biruni has been called the father of anthropology and objectively observed and recorded the culture and religion of various groups by immersing himself in their language and texts. He stands among the greatest scholars that the world has ever produced.

Ibn Sina
980 â€" 1037 AD

Ibn Sina, better known to the West as Avicenna, was a Persian polymath renowned for his philosophy and medical expertise. He had memorized the Koran by the age of ten, mastered what was known of physics, metaphysics, logic, and mathematics by sixteen, and completed his study of medicine by the age of 21. His Canon of Medicine was a 14 volume medical encyclopedia which was used throughout Europe and the Islamic World until the eighteenth century. His other famous work, the Book of Healing, was an encyclopedia of over 20 volumes on science and philosophy. His medical writing was heavily influenced by Hippocrates, Galen, and Sushruta, and had a great impact on learning in Western Europe. He introduced experimental medicine, risk factor analysis, quarantines, systematic experimentation in the study of physiology, and the idea of syndromes. He observed and described contagious and sexually transmitted diseases, pioneered in the area of neuropsychiatry, theorized on the existence of micro-organisms, and laid the pharmacological foundations for testing the effectiveness of drugs. Ibn Sina was the first to define the physical principle of momentum and define simple machines and mechanisms. As a philosopher, he wrote extensively on logic, ethics, and metaphysics and successfully merged Aristotelianism and Neoplatonism. His philosophy was leading school in Islam by the twelfth century, and philosophical works heavily influenced William of Auvergne, St Albertus Magnus, St Thomas Aquinas and the scholastics. Ivn Sina is a national icon in Iran and has been recognized in both the East and the West as a towering figure in history.

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Bwahaha! 

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2011, 03:23:31 PM
mas naay suliran sa pangisip ang nangawat ug nanunggab. 

Klaro. Ang nakaparat lang kay maayong molihay ning mga tawhana... 

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2011, 03:23:31 PM
ngano tuod nga nilakaw nga gainusara nga biklunon na man diay ug utok? 

Basin naay lucid interval... 

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2011, 03:23:31 PM
paskang luoya.  hinoon, naa ba kaha sa lugar nga iyang gitrabahoan sa una o di ba kaha ang biklunon ug utok bisag asa iabot gyod ug kabikil.     

Malagmit biklonon daan, unya nabikil. Hmm, wa ba kaha hilabti sa mga Arabo... 

Quote from: statesville on March 03, 2011, 01:28:10 AM
Suheto ko aning lugara apil ang mangga kay sa bata pa ko mao na ang 
mga estorya nga  daghang katingad-an kono, dako ug karaan na kaayo
naa sa daplin sa sapa daplin sa karsada ug tabok sa karsada gihimuan
ug subdivision pero bakilid kaayo...guwang na kaayo  maong natumba...

Mao bitaw ni ang estorya sa atoa, kon naay mangga, labi na kon dako nag lindog, taw-an kuno. Sama sa dakit, paborito kuno ang mangga nga living quarters sa dili ingon nato.

Myth: Cats don't need pillows.
Fact: They do.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 08:43:01 PM
manog dangas gid sigro mong duha ya 

Agtang nga dangas ang pinapaibot mo haw? 

Quote from: Way Nada on March 03, 2011, 08:47:35 AM
Noong una ay niligawan niya ako ngunit nang tumanggi ako sa kanyang mga ninanais ay binugbog at hinataw niya ako ng aking ikinawala ng malay-tao. At noong ako’y wala nang malay-tao ay ginawa niya ang kahalayang ibig niya sa akin. Doon ay lubhang naghirap ako dahil sa masamang palakad sa akin, paghataw at pagbabanta na tinatanggap ko kailan ma’t tumututol ako sa mahahalay niyang nais sa akin.

Marami din akong nasaksihang mga ginahasa ni Felix Manalo, ang iba ay mga dalaga; ang iba ay mga asawa ng mga kaanib; samantalang ang isa ay asawa ng isang Ministro. Sinabi ni Manalo sa akin ang tungkol sa mga ibang kanyang ginawan ng kahalayan, noong ako’y kanyang hinihikayat na pumayag sa kanyang mga ninanais. Sinabi niya sa akin ang tungkol sa tatlumpung mga babaing kanyang kanyang pinagsamantalahan. Hindi ko maaaring ihayag ang kanilang mga pangalan upang pagtakpan ang kanilang karangalan, ngunit madalas silang nagpupunta sa Opisina. Sa piling ko ay pinagsikapan niyang ginahasa ang isang dalaga na pagkatapos ay nagbuntis at iyon ay nangyaring napapunta din sa opisina central ukol sa tanging pagkakataong may kaugnayan sa Manalo.

Tsk, tsk, tsk... 

Quote from: statesville on March 03, 2011, 02:13:35 AM
Daghang scammers naa dinha nag-operate  sa Nigeria bisan unsa lang ilang  pangilad..

Pasensyoso kaayo ning Nigerian spammers. Kon naay usa sa usa ka libo nga mokubit, payts na nila...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 02, 2011, 10:38:05 AM
daghan sa mga pinay nga pag-makita sa profile photo nga puti ang ni-friend request, maglumpayat sa kalipay. but the truth is niger diay from nigeria ang behind sa facebook account.

Aguy, maglumpayat jud... 

Hmm. The first Rotana Hotel in this part of the world?

Quote from: Vistabel on March 02, 2011, 09:21:11 PM
when I made a decision before to become a father at the age of 16 & a grandfather @ 35

Hmm, desisyon jud diay nimo ang maong mga panghitabo, Bay Vist... 

Quote from: chicogon on March 03, 2011, 05:38:51 AM
My friend brought camote for lunch, but I decided not to eat. Why? You'll see why...

Bwahaha! I bet you would have eaten his gift if it were a dried peach! Here...

Quote from: chicogon on March 03, 2011, 04:44:09 AM
"kamras ug batiis in the morning
pang-it ug liog in the evening."

Translation:

Come rushing to the creek in early morn
But at nighttime I see an ugly lion
Bwahahahaha taman samot kalayo!!! 

An alternate translation:

Fast picture-taking by the morning brook,
But using ugly fangs for wrestling at night!

Bwahaha! Nisawom na jud ilawom sa dagat! 

Quote from: cujo on March 03, 2011, 07:21:33 AM
No.Turn on the tv.

News? Hmm...

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Di ba kaha mao ni hinungdan adtong niambak sa B. Rodriguez...

Quote from: statesville on March 03, 2011, 01:34:03 AM
Na-high sa rugby  ug basin nagtuo nga makalupad
  siya unya sa lapok nabugso maong naangol, nah matuliro samot  ang pangutok 

Nagpabadlong man intawon nis manoy, singkwenta na kapin ang edad... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 08:43:42 PM
itlog sang botakal 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 08:47:26 PM
mangangagna gid na si Barok Ogoma sampak gid hang mga tagna gid nya haw

Barok Ogoma? Bwahaha! Maayo gani kay wa mahimong Borat Ogoma... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 08:41:05 PM
Minghubagang hang mga bag-ang sang kahambalhambal kanimo
Sama sang ampaw kanamit pero matig-a sama sang liso
Gugma ni toto daw botoboto sang pasko
Para sang tunga tunga sang tagipus-on kag ilalum sang imong pus-on

Gugma ni toto daw bula sang tubatuba
Ipadpad sang hangin ug sang dayon mapala
Apan ang ulag ni toto tig-a daw bato
Pwede sang bilahan ni nene ilampaso

Quote from: statesville on March 03, 2011, 01:41:13 AM
Kon dili diay mahimong prisohon tungod sa idad, posible mousab...

Malagmit nga kon mousab man ugaling, mao gihapon ang iyang biktimahon. Morag obsessed siya adtong bayhana... 

Quote from: statesville on March 03, 2011, 02:29:45 AM
Police investigators said the woman told them that while they were having sex, Peterson
suddenly collapsed while blood dripped from his nose.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. The proverbial "Namatay ibabaw sa kamay."

Hmm. Ang hinugugma ba kahay hinungdan...

He he, naa pay bugtong nga bolbuhol, este, bulbol... 

Payts na tingali para niya kadtong duha...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 09:11:02 PM
bagshat gid injinir ani man 

Hmm. Bason hangdan ini patubang sang lawting haw. 

Quote from: islander on March 03, 2011, 01:59:28 AM
morag mas maayo ning siksichir sundogon nga design para toilet bowl da.  

(sayang wa na mogimaw ang atong designer nga si bugsay.  masukod gyod unta niya ang feng shui ani.)

Di ba kaha si Bay Bugsay ang designer ani? Di ba kaha namugna niya kining maong disenyo isip bunga sa iyang kamingaw ug kahigwaos, isip timailhan sa nagdawiraw ug nagsalimuang niyang pagbati? Di ba kaha aduna pud siyay disenyo nga ang lingkoranan maoy nagbilangkad, nga maoy permi niyang sakyan, este, lingkoran?

Quote from: islander on March 03, 2011, 01:59:28 AM
morag mas maayo ning siksichir sundogon nga design para toilet bowl da.  

Bangagan sa tunga? Hmm, kinahanglan nga nang matagak nanghinambid pud nga tubol... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 09:13:30 PM
siksichir

Moangay ka sang tsir na ini, to?

Quote from: statesville on March 03, 2011, 02:08:06 AM
Hahahaha, kamaskulado ni Mona..

Kini siya dili maskulado, pero matso gihapon...

Quote from: islander on March 03, 2011, 02:25:10 AM
bantay ra gyod nang imong beautiful liog kay masakpan ra man gyod nag paak ni catbat!

No worries. Insured man nang akong liog for one million US dollars. Apil na ang tagiptip.... 

Quote from: islander on March 03, 2011, 02:25:10 AM
ah, botoy, such beauty as you are... you must be in cahoots with fr chic for his having this rare picture of yours posted here .  

Bwahaha! Sa bata pa ko ani nga picture. Ambot diin kaya ni makuykoyi ni Fr. Chic...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 08:30:08 PM
Hamis gid man ang dogbhan ni ya ya?  

apil hang voughan nangshiban na gid  

Ini siya sa indi ba nangshiban hang voughan...

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Kompyansa...   

By DAVID McHUGH and JUERGEN BAETZ, Associated Press  â€" 8 mins ago


FRANKFURT, Germany â€" Two U.S. airmen were killed and two others were wounded at Frankfurt airport Wednesday when a man opened fire on them at close range with a handgun, the first such attack on American forces in Germany in a quarter century. President Barack Obama called the shooting an "outrageous act."

The alleged assailant, identified as a 21-year-old Kosovo man, was taken immediately into custody and was being questioned by authorities, said Frankfurt police spokesman Manfred Fuellhardt.

Family members in Kosovo described the suspect as a devout Muslim, who was born and raised in Germany and worked at the airport.

The attacker got into an argument with airmen outside their military bus before opening fire, killing the bus driver and one other serviceman, and wounding two others, one of whom was in life-threatening condition, Fuellhardt said. He said the attacker also briefly entered the bus.

The suspect then fled into the airport terminal, where he was quickly grabbed by two federal police officers and a U.S. airman who had pursued him into the building, authorities said. He was disarmed without incident.

The victims, part of a group of about a dozen members of an Air Force military police and base security unit, had just arrived from England, the Air Force said.

They had landed at Frankfurt airport, one of Europe's busiest, and were waiting outside Terminal 2 to be driven to nearby Ramstein Air Base, which is often used as a logistical hub for operations in Afghanistan and Iraq. The two wounded airmen were taken to a hospital.

"I'm saddened and I'm outraged by this attack," Obama said at the White House. "I want everybody to understand that we will spare no effort in learning how this outrageous act took place."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110302/ap_on_re_eu/eu_germany_us_airport_shooting

Tsk, tsk, tsk, dugay na diayng nagpakahilom lang ang biktima...

Quote from: kan-ogong on March 03, 2011, 02:49:15 AM
bitaw kay amo silingan iya bana nga natulog tawon  gilugus sa maid

Kaluoy sa bana nga gipahimuslan sa maid. Wa tawoy dag-anan kay natulog man, tingali namat-an na lang niya nga nakuha na ang iyang pagkalalaki, nga gilamoy na siya...

Quote from: meikyyla on March 03, 2011, 12:29:36 AM
HELLO BOHOLANON...

Hello, Meik. Welcome to Tubag Bohol.

My name is Hubag. You may call me Botoy.

Tubag Bohol members are sweet and friendly.

Have a nice day.

Quote from: hofelina on March 03, 2011, 05:52:25 AM
I eat less meat, I try 150 grams for my daily consumption. This could be a slice salami, or some chunks of bacon in my lentils. Gisado gulay may gamay nga smoked meat. someitmes to satiate my hunger, I could eat a small portion of rice with ripe banana.
If I want  a good portion of meat, most likely 200 gram spare ribs, grilled, which is once in a blue-moon.
I maintain my weight 53-54 kilos.
I hope my infos did helped you Doy.

Thanks, Ms. Hof. Your diet has obviously contributed to your maintained weight.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 09:09:49 PM
kamay gid gina obra mo haw 

Isang lolo
Nga nagsolo...

Quote from: islander on March 03, 2011, 02:34:36 AM
bolbuhol ang tubag gid sa tigmo mong, haw.  bolbuhol macapuno, indi macanoka dason indi macakabahong.  macapuno lang sa ulo gid ya.

Sampak gid! McCahubag kag McCabolbuhol! 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 09:16:17 PM
prisko gid mit ya ginagkilaw ko gid dason hoso

Hmm, ginagtangtang mo man ang sabot haw?

by Arthur Hugh Clough


Thou shalt have one God only; who
Would be at the expense of two?
No graven images may be
Worshipped, except the currency:
Swear not at all; for, for thy curse
Thine enemy is none the worse:
At church on Sunday to attend
Will serve to keep the world thy friend:
Honour thy parents, that is, all
From whom advancement may befall;
Thou shalt not kill; but need'st not strive
Officiously to keep alive:
Do not adultery commit;
Advantage rarely comes of it:
Thou shalt not steal; an empty feat,
When it's so lucrative to cheat:
Bear not false witness; let the lie
Have time on its own wings to fly:
Thou shalt not covet, but tradition
Approves all forms of competition.

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 02, 2011, 07:57:27 PM
Para ni sa mga hubog mopauli nga di na katuod ug asa ang CR.

Sakto tuod. Para sa mga hubog nga bana nga dili ablihan sa ilang asawa... 

Hmm, morag kusog kaayo ning birada sa "funding support" ron...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 02, 2011, 03:59:43 PM
Chatto emphasized that his administration with Vice Gov. Concepcion Lim, and with the invaluable support of the Sangguniang Panlalawigan members, is now “tying loose ends.”

Manghinaot lang ta nga sa pagbaat sa loose ends dili ni sila magkaboholbohol... 

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2011, 03:27:41 PM
unya, diha ra ba kutob ang iyang accomplishment, kun ang pagka-youngest mayor accomplishment man galing? 

Youth is apparently overrated by the uneducated... 

Quote from: petersen2020 on February 20, 2011, 01:41:08 AM
I'm planning to visit Bohol Island in the Republic of the Philippines. But first I want to get to know some friends online so that I can meet them up when I get there. My mother was born in Bohol Province. What is the best forum web site for Bol-anons where I can interact with sensible and friendly people?

Hey, why don't you start interacting with us now, Mister? We're all sensible and friendly here. And real, too... 

Quote from: hofelina on March 02, 2011, 07:12:26 PM
I´m looking for my best listed high-IQ bakih!Asa iyang ranking?

No. 11 ni siya...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 02, 2011, 03:54:26 PM
press release

Farmers-irrigators slammed the unfounded opposition of some non-government organizations on the proposed upgrading of the Malinao Dam, in Pilar town.

The Malinao Dam Federation of Irrigators Association, Inc., had passed Resolution No. 1, Series of 2010 manifesting their apprehension of any negative impact of the actions of an NGO representative, opposing the dam upgrading.

The resolution also earnestly requested His Excellency President Benigno Simeon Aquino III for the earliest implementation of the Malinao Dam Upgrading Project for the Bohol Integrated Irrigation System (BIIS).

A reported “walkout” by representatives of NGOs during the second stakeholders meeting held Dec. 8, 2010 in Pilar town.

A certain Ms. Ira Pamat of the Women Development Center, made an objection as to the correction made by the NIA Secretariat of an alleged insertion in the MOU, the upgrading of Malinao Dam as solution of the water shortage problem in the BIIS service area.

Hmm. Medyo bahaw na diay ni nga press release?

Myth: Cats can't read music.
Fact: They can.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on February 25, 2011, 03:01:53 AM
Nindot baya tan awon ang tambok nga iring pero ma worry lagi pud ta sa kadako na unya ug gasto nato sa ilang maintenance ug masakit. May unta ug panag ing ra sa atua isulod ug sako ilabay nga di na makatuod mouli.

Parehas bitaw sa bata nga nindot tan-awon kon tambok pero kahibawo ta nga di maayo para niya nga overweight siya...

Ini pa gid man, nashiban ang dobghan gid ya...

No question about the abilities of these guys, but it's an absurd, Eurocentric list, to say the least... 

First off, you may be surprised to find that Albert Einstein is not included on this list. The reason is that I have used a table of IQ estimates for historical geniuses to determine the members and order of this list, and Einstein’s IQ (around 160) did not make the grade. Despite that, he is still the first person to pop in to most people’s minds when thinking of a genius. Having said that, here is a list of the ten greatest geniuses in history.

10. Madame De Stael IQ: 180

Anne-Louise-Germaine Necker, Baronne (baroness) de Staël-Holstein, byname Madame de Staël. Madame de Stael was a French-Swiss woman of letters, political propagandist, and conversationalist, who epitomized the European culture of her time, bridging the history of ideas from Neoclassicism to Romanticism. She also gained fame by maintaining a salon for leading intellectuals. Her writings include novels, plays, moral and political essays, literary criticism, history, autobiographical memoirs, and even a number of poems. Her most important literary contribution was as a theorist of Romanticism. Madame de Stael is on an equal level with René Descartes but I chose to include her rather than him in order to put at least one woman on this list.

9. Galileo Galilei IQ: 185

Galileo was Italian natural philosopher, astronomer, and mathematician who made fundamental contributions to the sciences of motion, astronomy, and strength of materials and to the development of the scientific method. His formulation of (circular) inertia, the law of falling bodies, and parabolic trajectories marked the beginning of a fundamental change in the study of motion. His insistence that the book of nature was written in the language of mathematics changed natural philosophy from a verbal, qualitative account to a mathematical one in which experimentation became a recognized method for discovering the facts of nature. Finally, his discoveries with the telescope revolutionized astronomy and paved the way for the acceptance of the Copernican heliocentric system, but his advocacy of that system in support of his view that the Bible contained errors, eventually resulted in an Inquisition process against him.

8. Bobby Fischer IQ: 187

Bobby is the byname of Robert James Fischer, an American chess master who became the youngest grandmaster in history when he received the title in 1958. His youthful intemperance and brilliant playing drew the attention of the American public to the game of chess, particularly when he won the world championship in 1972. Fischer learned the moves of chess at age 6 and at 16 dropped out of high school to devote himself fully to the game. In 1958 he won the first of many American championships. In world championship candidate matches during 1970â€"71, Fischer won 20 consecutive games before losing once and drawing three times to former world champion Tigran Petrosyan of the Soviet Union in a final match won by Fischer. In 1972 Fischer became the first native-born American to hold the title of world champion when he defeated Boris Spassky of the Soviet Union in a highly publicized match held in Reykjavík, Iceland. In doing so, Fischer won the $156,000 victor’s share of the $250,000 purse.

7. Ludwig Wittgenstein IQ: 190

Ludwig Josef Johann Wittgenstein was an Austrian-born English philosopher, regarded by many as the greatest philosopher of the 20th century. Wittgenstein’s two major works, Logisch-philosophische Abhandlung (1921; Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, 1922) and Philosophische Untersuchungen (published posthumously in 1953; Philosophical Investigations), have inspired a vast secondary literature and have done much to shape subsequent developments in philosophy, especially within the analytic tradition. His charismatic personality has, in addition, exerted a powerful fascination upon artists, playwrights, poets, novelists, musicians, and even filmmakers, so that his fame has spread far beyond the confines of academic life.

6. Blaise Pascal IQ: 195

Blaise Pascal was a French mathematician, physicist, religious philosopher, and master of prose. He laid the foundation for the modern theory of probabilities, formulated what came to be known as Pascal’s law of pressure, and propagated a religious doctrine that taught the experience of God through the heart rather than through reason. The establishment of his principle of intuitionism had an impact on such later philosophers as Jean-Jacques Rousseau and Henri Bergson and also on the Existentialists.

5. John Stuart Mill IQ: 200

John Stuart Mill was an English philosopher, economist, and exponent of Utilitarianism. He was prominent as a publicist in the reforming age of the 19th century, and remains of lasting interest as a logician and an ethical theorist. Mill was a man of extreme simplicity in his mode of life. The influence that his works exercised upon contemporary English thought can scarcely be overestimated, nor can there be any doubt about the value of the liberal and inquiring spirit with which he handled the great questions of his time. Beyond that, however, there has been considerable difference of opinion about the enduring merits of his philosophy.

4. Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz IQ: 205

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz (also Leibnitz or von Leibniz (July 1 (June 21 Old Style) 1646 â€" November 14, 1716) was a German philosopher of Sorbian origin who wrote primarily in Latin and French. Educated in law and philosophy, and serving as factotum to two major German noble houses (one becoming the British royal family while he served it), Leibniz played a major role in the European politics and diplomacy of his day. He occupies an equally large place in both the history of philosophy and the history of mathematics. He discovered calculus independently of Newton, and his notation is the one in general use since. He also discovered the binary system, foundation of virtually all modern computer architectures. In philosophy, he is most remembered for optimism, i.e., his conclusion that our universe is, in a restricted sense, the best possible one God could have made.

3. Emanuel Swedenborg IQ: 205

Emanuel Swedenborg was a Swedish scientist, Christian mystic, philosopher, and theologian who wrote voluminously in interpreting the Scriptures as the immediate word of God. Soon after his death, devoted followers created Swedenborgian societies dedicated to the study of his thought. These societies formed the nucleus of the Church of the New Jerusalem, or New Church, also called the Swedenborgians.

2. Leonardo Da Vinci IQ: 205

Leonardo Da Vinci, Italian painter, draftsman, sculptor, architect, and engineer whose genius, perhaps more than that of any other figure, epitomized the Renaissance humanist ideal. His Last Supper (1495â€"98) and Mona Lisa (c. 1503â€"06) are among the most widely popular and influential paintings of the Renaissance. His notebooks reveal a spirit of scientific inquiry and a mechanical inventiveness that were centuries ahead of their time. The unique fame that Leonardo enjoyed in his lifetime and that, filtered by historical criticism, has remained undimmed to the present day rests largely on his unlimited desire for knowledge, which guided all his thinking and behaviour.

1. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe IQ: 210

Goethe, German poet, playwright, novelist, scientist, statesman, theatre director, critic, and amateur artist, is considered the greatest German literary figure of the modern era. Goethe is the only German literary figure whose range and international standing equal those of Germany’s supreme philosophers (who have often drawn on his works and ideas) and composers (who have often set his works to music). In the literary culture of the German-speaking countries, he has had so dominant a position that, since the end of the 18th century, his writings have been described as “classical.” In a European perspective he appears as the central and unsurpassed representative of the Romantic movement, broadly understood.


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Wa na si Ms. LB. Nakuyawan na sa righteous indignation sa ground personnel... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 06:05:35 PM
mananabong sang kalilihan 

O byen mangangabong sang mga mananabong nga daogan gid haw? 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 06:05:35 PM
mananabong sang kalilihan 

Indi mangangabtang sang kakilikilihang ang ipinabolbol mo gid haw? 

Nene haw ging-unsa mo gid ako sang pagmahal man
Ngaa bla nga gihubagan kanang imon nga dughan
Ginghigugma ko ikaw sang ubos ug sang ibabaw
Waay gid labot ang tunga kay may liso sang kakaw

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 06:00:25 PM
indi gid parehas ani na dogbhan sir hubagbohol, daw sama kahamis sang legs sa misyonibers 

Pode man ini shiban haw, sama ani nga piktyur ni Linsilohan...





Hamis gid man ang dogbhan ni ya ya? 

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 02, 2011, 03:50:45 PM
lingaw lagi pero one time nasobrahan, na late gyud ko sa work.... na warningan ko sa akong Admin. Officer..

First warning pa man kaha, Ms. Lolla. Three strikes rule man kahay inyong gisunod... 

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2011, 12:48:06 PM
wa ko kahibawo kay natulog god ko.  pero duda ko nga di tingali ko magtuwad kay di man angso akong lawas pagmata.

Hmm, di magtuwad? Basin diay magbilangkad nga gahayang... 

Quote from: wardiflex on March 02, 2011, 01:43:23 PM
hahahha, ok ra gihapon ni, mag diaper na lang.

Sakto, unya ang baho na lay mopukaw nimo... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 05:50:33 PM
sohito daw lolo kagid ko man 

Sang aton pa, sohito kagid ngi Natkingkol man... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 02, 2011, 04:02:45 PM
He was never acknowledged as coming from Bohol but from General Santos City. During his last fight, the announcer mentioned he comes from GenSan.

Donaire has not also admitted he comes from Bohol.

Kita ra diay ang nangangkon... 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 02, 2011, 04:04:47 PM
Asked about tips on broadcasting, Araneta could only but reiterate “knowing about what you are about to say” as en esteemed commandment for broadcasters. One must know the subject matter with accuracy, he added.

Daghan ang disqualified ani kon maohon... 

Quote from: luckybelle on March 02, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Whaaaa! HaH! Bersikolo sa totpi. Harhar...

Hala ka! Imong ning gikataw-an! Wa koy sala kon makasab-an ka ron. Huwat lang inigmata adto... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 05:23:52 PM
mga nindot gid mga nene ko te 

Sama ni Linsilohan nga nindot nga nene ya...

Bakosh? OshKosh B'g***! 

For when we place our faith in Christ Jesus, there is no benefit in being circumcised or being uncircumcised. What is important is faith expressing itself in love.

Galatians 5:6, New Living Translation (©2007)

Ang delikado lang kung ini ang mainglab sa imon...

Botiti botikol pang-iton mosukol
Dughanon ang tiyan ni Inday pakigol
Hilaw nga bungoton kanunay motikdol
Nabutdan intawon kinaog bansikol

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 04:40:33 PM
lating tirada hang tono

lospangsos anoos agipog kebalbridad sengyor

Bwahaha! Kaila ka gid sang Triyo Lospangsos haw! Kanta gali kita--Yubilung tomayhart.... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 04:33:37 PM
abaw maskin ani lang ang kahingtang ni toto, may ara pa gid  ako sanina man, way gid man ako nagaburlis haw   

Sang lantaw ko man, ginagamit mo lang ang balbas mo sang dobghan isip sanina, nagasalig ka lang gid nga bongotom ka haw. Ini ikaw sang piktyur, indi halata nga nagaburlis ya...



Totom Bolbongotom

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 02, 2011, 04:30:01 PM
indi manoglakin-ong manog inglab gid sila sang balbas kong damo gid sang dobghan

Balbihoong kagid sang dobghan, to, si Supirman ka pala gid haw. Ini ikaw...

Daghan mang di mangaon aning isdaa sa atoa...