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Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:55:46 PM
labaw lang haf syat bro? :-)

Sobrag usa ka ngek...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 11:03:44 PM
ako gid manog apas lang ko sang kinghaskinghas sang imo mastir

Di ba ikaw gid ang mastir haw, mastir bitur...  

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 11:08:33 PM
oki manag apas ko aton baybayon haw

Magahulat ako Baleleng...   

Should be watered then--with love and squalor... 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 09:19:04 PM
hang nambir wang gid hang tayp ni madam

Madam-ag gid siya sang kagilok sang sabot, manugbuak hang kaitlogan ya...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:47:22 PM
kurog gid may hart haw hihihi

Limbawot gid may bolbuhol ya har har har...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 11:03:44 PM
gogbay gid po sang imo mastir hubag bohol kag kristin

Indi gid ako mastir haw, indi gid man gani ako batsilor, drapawt gid si Botoy ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 11:03:44 PM
ako gid manog apas lang ko sang kinghaskinghas sang imo mastir buas manoghigop sang sabaw sang kinghasong na tahong

Kinghasong nga tuway gid hang igatangyag ko sang imon haw...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:03:43 PM
tea lang gud..

Ang tea namit para pampagahi sang tae...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:24:20 PM
alimokon-baki hybrid? mao na gid na karong uso?

Patay ta ani kay lawayan pa ta, ithan pa jud...

Quote from: ang sacristan on February 18, 2011, 08:02:03 PM
The first Greek fraternity in the Philippines is the University of the Philippines' Upsilon Sigma Phi (established in 1918).

Bay Bolbs, alam nyo ba kung may naa gid pud Romang pratirniti?

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 11:11:58 PM
hihihi unglang gid pahimungtan mga toto ,awts

Awts ang maldito, nunot ang lagay.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 10:48:30 PM
reklamo gid hang nene kag gina boslot boslot hang unlang ni toto bugsay

Bugsay bugsay kiling kiling lagay.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:14:13 PM
hadlok baya ana oy uhgs

Lisod ni kay di ta kabawos, di parehas sa galuksolukso nga pwede bugsayon...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:47:22 PM
maka utong gid ka parang sang tubow gid ya kapag ma ka read sang romantik pos ya? :-)

Bwahaha! Pode gid man makaigit sang binahakhak! 

Quote from: chicogon on March 18, 2011, 12:27:36 AM
Pwede mo order? 

Unsay size?

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 10:52:57 PM
eksching ekschings  sang laway gid daw hambal hambal

Hmm, jingjing gip?

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:51:22 PM
lawot gid sang laway ya.manag throw man gid ka kinaon mo haw?

OK lang basta adto manugbugwak sang kokak, a tist op his on midisin...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 10:02:04 PM
inikin namit na bir gid ini daw sivin ap

Buti gid lang ang anggid sang sigbin ap.

Bwahaha! 

Future singing sensation... 

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:38:08 PM
hihihi mora diay sa maghantak permi lawayan barya dayon bag id semento,kadaug permi sang hantak ya?

Mas epektibo gid kung inusnos sang bugan haw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 10:43:06 PM
toroang mo gid kami

OK man pero may naa na damo lityur dini haw. Kag torotoro gid man ang tood nga hilig no toto...

Quote from: statesville on March 18, 2011, 06:39:41 AM
...himabaw...hapit moabot? 

Maoy akong sabot. Pero ganahan ko sa ilang paggamit sa pulong kay kasagaran gigamit ni para sa tangible objects, sama kon moingon ta nga "himabaw ang tubig sa garapon". Pero kon gamiton paghubit og intangibles like amounts of money, it's fresh, it makes the language vigorous and sharp...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 09:57:34 PM
adto Libya gira heneral. ala dala hurim horim manoy Hubs blah?

Indi na gid kaya sang dijut naton nga pawir haw. Bason kung manug-aktib si Ate Scarb mo, magpatakod pa gid ako sang ija dagon...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 09:57:34 PM
indi na gid pantasi world haw..makahadlok sang tsunami ug linog aton japan uhgs

Hadrok gid ang nuclear meltdown, bason may naa daghang hybrid, mga kamprag mahimong mga gojira... 

Quote from: Deepwater on March 18, 2011, 04:35:16 AM
people believe what they choose to believe.

...and talk about what they choose to talk about.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 09:54:42 PM
ug sa dihang nag tubag tobag sya-sila-kamo duha hihihi

...ilang gibati ang kabugnaw sa lipak sa lantay, ug sa makausa pa way kakulian ang pagdagayday sa bul-og sa nagtinikling nga mga pulong...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 09:54:42 PM
duaw ko lantay U Scarb..kis kis lipak haw?

Hmm, aron manugtakod ang birtud sang misteryosang Scarb sang imon haw?

Workers try to cool Japan's overheated reactors
By ERIC TALMADGE and MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press â€" 23 mins ago


YAMAGATA, Japan â€" Emergency workers seemed to try everything they could think of Thursday to douse Japan's most dangerously overheated nuclear reactors: helicopters, heavy-duty fire trucks, even water cannons normally used to quell rioters. But they couldn't be sure any of it was easing the peril at the tsunami-ravaged facility.

Three reactors have had at least partial meltdowns at the Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear plant, where wisps of white steam rose from the stricken units Friday morning. But Japanese and U.S. officials believe a greater danger exists in the pools used to store spent nuclear fuel: Fuel rods in one pool were believed to be at least partially exposed, if not dry, and others were in danger. Without water, the rods could heat up and spew radiation.

It could take days and "possibly weeks" to get the complex under control, U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission Chairman Gregory Jazcko said. He defended the U.S. decision to recommend a 50-mile evacuation zone for its citizens, a much stronger measure than Japan has taken.

A senior official with the U.N.'s nuclear safety agency said there had been "no significant worsening" at the Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear plant but that the situation remained "very serious." Graham Andrew told reporters in Vienna that nuclear fuel rods in two reactors were only about half covered with water, and they were also not completely submerged in a third.

If the fuel is not fully covered, rising temperatures will increase the chances of complete meltdowns that would release much larger amounts of radioactive material than the failing plant has emitted so far.

Low levels of radiation have been detected well beyond Tokyo, which is 140 miles (220 kilometers) south of the plant, but hazardous levels have been limited to the plant itself. Still, the crisis triggered by last week's earthquake and tsunami has forced thousands to evacuate and drained Tokyo's normally vibrant streets of life, its residents either leaving town or holing up in their homes.

The official death toll from the disasters stood at 5,692 as of Friday morning, with 9,522 missing, the national police agency said.

President Barack Obama appeared on television to assure Americans that officials do not expect harmful amounts of radiation to reach the U.S. or its territories. He also said the U.S. was offering Japan any help it could provide. He reaffirmed America's commitment to nuclear power and said he was asking for a comprehensive safety review.


More at: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110317/ap_on_bi_ge/as_japan_earthquake

Stranger, yes, and often more difficult to understand as well.

Oops, manug-una na gid ako sang ingyo, Kerst kag Bolbs, manugkinghas pa gid ang Botoy buas haw...

Gogbay mga alalay...  

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:18:42 PM
adto ko ilawom dagat,sigi lang langoy ala hadlok sun burn gid bla hihihi

He he, daghan kang mahimamat didto nga mahilig og estorya ilawom sa dagat...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 10:24:52 PM
jejejeje kulang sang pakong

Dapak kijud pa gajud...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 10:47:01 PM
ipot tagalog sang Ete sang manok

Ah, ibak...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 10:49:25 PM
maangyag gid haw hang gring daw ayskrim

Pistatso galing...

Hihihi-yak hang katiyanan natin sang binahakhakhak subong.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:41:57 PM
ugok tabogok ya? :-)

Kag nawogulok haw... 

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:41:13 PM
pos wid awt noweng ya? yawet lang gid permi sak sak sinagol ya?

Yawet lang kay kuwangkuwang gid--sang tulog ya...

Sabagay hang nag-umpisa sang trid hang manoglayo na, alam nyo ba?

Reklamo lang kung mabutbot na haw, impas na ang romansa.

Orig gid, apil na ang kuko haw...

Mao ba? Tambaw sa tubow diay kon maohon...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:36:31 PM
laway laway agi ana ya? :-)

He he, pangontra sang laway sang kamprag...

Indi gid ako bagitombongotom haw.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:34:04 PM
sinaw ulo sa tabogok hihihi

Sinaw kay perming malawayan sa kingkokak... 

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:30:24 PM
namit na sabaw kalbasa utan tinonoan ya? maupay gid aton garden daghang tanom sa school ya?

Pode gid saktan sang salujot kag orka haw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 10:25:48 PM
damo gid akon kalbasa sang ilimintari ya

He he, bason pirmi ka manugbijabas mao nga kalbasa ang nahagdaw mo haw...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 17, 2011, 10:21:40 PM
ala ko habalo ,kay kalbasa ra ako nakit an pag mid nyt gid bla :-)

He he, si Kerstinderella kagid haw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 09:45:24 PM
hang alirje gid ko sang aylangir manogkatol hang akon na tiil

Indi ka gid manughimasa ya.

Tambaw gid man sang kalibanga...

Silang duha haw.

Wilkam bak, Kerst! Long time no see but now sinaw...

Indi lang holhol, holbot sinaw pa gid haw...

Pontokingpor haw.

Bakya nga aylanggir...

Si Madam hang nambir por?

Quote from: bugsay on March 17, 2011, 08:54:45 PM
sing gaak ko
sing gaak ko ka ta wa....ligid-ligid

Ligid-ligid sa bugnawng higdaanan
Gakos-gakos sa busloton nga unlan.

He he... 

Oi, daghan na diayng kaunloron ron sa kalibotan kon maohon...

Hmm, morag wa kaagig labad sa ulo nis Ms. Isle kon maohon... 

Ang binago lami kan-on kon magkinamo...

Pode kita manughatagang sang partida, pirs mob ka nga blak...

Na hala sigi, sa ilong gid lang, haom gid man hang pin sang plag haw.

Manugbirdi gid ba ang ginahipa?

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 07:06:41 PM
abaw lotaw gid ya

Lotaw gid ang tubol sang askal nga umob-ob sang mongol ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 06:55:28 PM
dilimondi granada is biri swit ay lab to it romantik

Layo na gid kita sang tapik to, indi na nila alam ang ginaghambal naton diria.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
together aging may plis ing may hart

Hart da hirald injils sing.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 06:19:14 PM

ay dont bat ay kan se da bebi

So yu can se da bebi kray...

Baklay waay baon hangtod manugsugatang ang angay nga nagbakya...

Itsarj gid lang sa buli haw, waay gid karbon potprint...

Tsis galing ang hambal mo haw, indi itik kik...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 06:49:51 PM
kong ig bohos mo gid hang imong pamatyag mo gid pero dilikado gid maayo gid hap hap lang gid

Hap para sang asawa kag hap para sang kabit? Indi manugdugay pudpod ka na, pinis na gid, diin.

Ini ang dapat asawa ni Ingkribibol Holk...

To ing wang...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 06:32:51 PM
maangnisya gid sina ikaw sir

Indi gid Siryako ang pangalan ko haw, Botoy gid ya...

Manug-inom nga lang hang milk op angnisya haw...

Indi ya, si Tsita gid ako haw...

Kay indi gid man ingirgaysir ang ginagpanggamit ya.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 06:41:12 PM
hang namit iparis sang kok kay pipsi ploma kag sarsi imangwil

He he, kag ikaw si Bik Soto o si Ritsi Dahorsi?

He he, ginahimo mong pambira hang bana gid, may naa damo twaknik si kawnt grakula...

Lab stori gid man inihaw, ang tim song kay Pot Yur Hid Ong May Soldyer...

Ako gid waay na gid bolsa ya kay waay na gid ako purol haw. 

Hinagiban na gid ang mota, isagol sang asawa sang pinat batir sang sangwiks sang bana...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 17, 2011, 05:40:02 PM
waay na gid porol kag manogpildi sang hangtak, minghangtok hang kaldiro sang ulo kag gibunal sang asawa

Ti indi na mabatyag hang kahapdos sang tiyan kay manug-ungaog na gid ang sakit sang bukol sang ulo, manugkalimtan na ang brikpas haw...

    * The China Syndrome (1979)
    * An Act of God (1989)
    * Knowing (2009)
    * Atomic Train (1999)
    * Atomic Twister (2002 TV)
    * By Dawn's Early Light (1990)
    * The Chain Reaction (1980)
    * Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986)
    * Countdown to Looking Glass (1984)
    * The Day After (1983)
    * The Doomsday Machine (1972)
    * Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
    * Fail-Safe (1964)
    * The Final Combat (1983)
    * Ladybug Ladybug (1963)
    * The Last War (1961)
    * The Manhattan Project (1986)
    * Miracle Mile (1988)
    * Next (2007)
    * On the Beach (1959)
    * On the Beach (2000)
    * Panic in Year Zero! (1962)
    * The Peacemaker (1997)
    * Special Bulletin (1983)
    * The Sum of All Fears (2002)
    * Threads (1984)
    * The War Game (1965)
    * Watchmen (2009)
    * When the Wind Blows (1986)
    * The World, the Flesh and the Devil (1959)


--from Wikipedia

The radiation warning symbol (trefoil)

Radioactive contamination is typically the result of a spill or accident during the production or use of radionuclides (radioisotopes), an unstable nucleus which has excessive energy. Contamination may occur from radioactive gases, liquids or particles. For example, if a radionuclide used in nuclear medicine is accidentally spilled, the material could be spread by people as they walk around. Radioactive contamination may also be an inevitable result of certain processes, such as the release of radioactive xenon in nuclear fuel reprocessing. In cases that radioactive material cannot be contained, it may be diluted to safe concentrations. Nuclear fallout is the distribution of radioactive contamination by a nuclear explosion. For a discussion of environmental contamination by alpha emitters please see actinides in the environment. Containment is what differentiates radioactive material from radioactive contamination. Therefore, radioactive material in sealed and designated containers is not properly referred to as contamination, although the units of measurement might be the same.


More at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioactive_contamination

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know. 

    * Atom: The basic building block of all matter. The smallest particle of an element that has the same properties as the element. It consists of a central core called the nucleus that is made up of protons and neutrons. Electrons revolve in orbits in the region surrounding the nucleus.

    * Dry-cask storage: A method for storing spent fuel. Dry casks are large, rugged containers made of steel or steel-reinforced concrete, 18 or more inches thick. The casks use materials like steel, concrete and lead - instead of water - as a radiation shield. Depending on the design, a dry cask can hold from seven to 56 12-foot-long fuel assemblies.

    * Fission: The splitting of atoms that results in the release of large amounts of energy. Two or three neutrons are usually released during this event. Fission occurs either naturally or when an atom's nucleus is bombarded by neutrons.

    * Fossil fuel: Carbon based fuel resulting from millions of years of biological decay. Coal, oil, and natural gas are the most common examples.

    * Fuel assembly: Assemblies of fuel rods that are placed in the reactor vessel to form the core. Each fuel assembly may contain from approximately 60 to 300 fuel rods.

    * Fuel pellets: The Uranium fuel for nuclear reactors in the form of ceramic cylinders about one-half of an inch long and three-eighths of an inch in diameter. These "pellets" are stacked in long tubes to form fuel rods.

    * Fuel rod: A long, slender tube that holds the fuel pellets; fuel rods are assembled into bundles called fuel elements or fuel assemblies that are loaded individually into the reactor core.

    * NRC: Nuclear Regulatory Commission, a U.S. agency chartered to develop and administer rules for regulating commercial nuclear applications (including nuclear power plants, medical and industrial uses).

    * Nuclear energy: Energy, usually in the form of heat or electricity, produced by the process of nuclear fission within a nuclear reactor. The coolant that removes the heat from the nuclear reactor is normally used to boil water, and the resultant steam drives steam turbines that rotate electrical generators.

    * Pressurized water reactor (pwr): A reactor designed in which water flowing through the reactor is heated by nuclear energy but is kept at high pressure to keep the water from boiling. This heated water then transfers its heat to a secondary water system that boils into steam to drive the turbine.

    * Pressurizer: A device to keep water in the primary system within pressure limits needed to operate the reactor.

    * Radioactivity: The spontaneous transformation of an unstable atom and often results in the emission of radiation. This process is referred to as a transformation, a decay, or a disintegration of an atom.

    * Radiation: Particles (alpha, beta, neutrons) or rays (gamma) emitted from the nucleus of an unstable radioactive atom as a result of radioactive decay.

    * Radon: A naturally occurring radioactive gas formed when the element radium decays.

    * Reactor vessel: A device in which nuclear fission may be sustained and controlled in a self-supporting nuclear reaction. It houses the core (made up of fuel rods, control rods, and instruments contained within a reactor vessel) of most types of power reactors.

    * Spent fuel: Fuel rods which no longer have enough fissionable uranium in them to be efficiently used to produce power.

    * Steam generator: The heat exchanger used in some reactor designs to transfer heat from the primary reactor coolant system to the secondary (steam system).

    * Uranium: A naturally radioactive and very dense element. Mine Uranium contains 0.7 percent of the isotope Uranium-235, needed for fission. Uranium-235 is the principal nuclear fuel material used in today's nuclear power reactors.

    * "Watch list": Twice a year the United States Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) evaluates the performance of the operating nuclear power plants in the United States and identifies those which require additional regulatory oversight because of declining performance. Those plants are placed on a list commonly called the "watch list". Once placed on the "watch list" a plant must demonstrate consistent improved performance before it is removed from the list.


http://www.gdrc.org/uem/nuclear-glossary.html

Nangita ni siya sa iyang apo nga si Bay Bolbs...

Hmm. Asa kaha ta kapalit ani...

Armed and dangerous...

            The sky was dark
            The moon was high
            All alone
            Just her and I
           
            Her hair so soft
            Her eyes so blue
            I knew just what
            She wanted to do

            Her skin so soft
            Her legs so fine
            I ran my fingers
            Down her spine

            I didn't know how
            But I tried my best
            To place my hand
            On her breasts

            I remember my fear
            My fast beating heart
            But slowly she spread
            Her legs apart

            And when she did it
            I felt no shame
            All at once
            The white stuff came

            At last it's finished
            It's all over now
            My first time
            Milking a cow!


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Bwahaha!