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A full moon sets over Hungary (file picture).
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The Associated Press
Posted: 03/19/2011 03:59:37 PM PDT


CLAREMONT, Calif.â€"A few dozen members of a white supremacist organization have held an anti-illegal-immigration rally in the east Los Angeles County city of Claremont, where they were vastly outnumbered by counter-protestors.

Claremont Lt. Mike Ciszek said the 30 or so National Socialist Movement demonstrators rallied for an hour and a half Saturday to oppose illegal-immigrant enrollment at the nearby Claremont Colleges.

Ciszek says between 300 and 500 counterdemonstrators rallied nearby. Between 200 and 300 others held a separate peace rally in opposition to the white supremacists in a park four blocks away.

He says about 110 officers were deployed at the white supremacist rally. There were no arrests and no reported injuries or property damage.


http://www.mercurynews.com/

Sa ikauunlad ng bayan, bisiklita ang kailangan... 

The Carpenters - Goodbye To Love - Acapella

He he, kanang picture, Bay Vist, bahin man tingali na sa tinguha nga magpakabuhi pa...

Air Supply - Making Love Out of Nothing At All

Hypocrites kick with their hind feet while licking with their tongues. --Russian Proverb

Quote from: chicogon on March 20, 2011, 12:25:23 AM
Pwede pod ISLAHONON... basin diay madayon ang ilang project sa Panglao bwahahaha! 

Basin diay tuod, unya ilang nganlan ang mga isla after TB members...

Quote from: chicogon on March 20, 2011, 12:31:01 AM
Mao! Rule of thumb: the bigger the project, the bigger you-know-what... 

He he, rule of thumb tuod: mas dako ang kumagko, mas dako ang tamla!

Oi, ngano kaha? Naa man diri, I'm looking at it right now...

Asa ka ron, Bay Vist, sa Libya o sa Japan?

Balik-balik kanunay. Daghan baya ang makalingaw diri...

He he, klaro kaayo nga mas dako ang makikik kon artipisyal...

Daghan ni sa atoa...

Maybe the joke's on the subject?   

Bad shot intawon...

Quote from: rom69erz on March 19, 2011, 11:23:09 PM

Salamat. I hope I will enjoy my stay here.

You will. You should. Welcome, Bay Roms.

Aw, kini maoy mas posible...


http://dudetruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/baby-beer-lover.jpg

Mao tingali ni siya...

Hmm. Beer tingali ang gisulod sa beberon...

  Wayok!

Quote from: Deepwater on March 18, 2011, 04:40:23 AM
so pasabot ani ang diploma is the apple of eden?

Hmm, not a bad analogy... But an apple is at least a treat to the palate, while a diploma is a treat only to the watery brains of masochists.

(Sorry, just so happens it's a dropout speaking...)

Quote from: Vistabel on March 18, 2011, 04:05:15 AM
pero ganon paman naka tapak gihapon ka sa templo sa kasamaan nyur nga mao ang iskuylahan, matud pa sa usa ka Filipinong scholar. 

Lahi ra ang nakatunob og tai kon ikomparar sa nikaon og tai, Bay Vist...

Quote from: chicogon on March 18, 2011, 12:34:05 AM
Hmmmm, at one time I did think along the same line... and, maybe, I still do (LoL), especially when I get to see/meet/hear so-called well-educated people (with tails of Masters, PhDs or what-have-you) and acts as know-all-idiots and insist on being one in every sense of their being, ahihihihi 

Yes, people with titles, multiple degrees, double majors, and all that crap...

 

Unsa man ni nga picture? Alien attack? 

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 18, 2011, 11:08:36 PM

Gibirahan haw...     

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He he, unsa kahay paboritong dinner aning iringa, ilaga ba kaha o isda...

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Mo-self-destruct man kaha kon maohon...

Indi gid man siya manugtotoy haw, manugbuhat gid lang nga tsikinini ya...

He he, himsog gid ining mga model mo haw!

Bwahaha!

Product Details

   * Paperback: 224 pages
   * Publisher: Anchor (September 14, 1999)
   * Language: English
   * ISBN-10: 0385491336
   * ISBN-13: 978-0385491334
   * Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.2 x 0.4 inches


Editorial Reviews

Amazon.com Review

"O my America, my new-found-land!" Mateo Renaldo Colombo (or Columbus, to give him his English name) might have written in his De re anatomica."

It is no accident that Federico Andahazi draws a parallel between his Renaissance hero, the anatomist Mateo Colombo, and the explorer Christopher Columbus. It is the conceit of his first novel, The Anatomist (beautifully translated from the Spanish by Alberto Manguel), that both Colombos made "equally momentous and disturbing" discoveries. Every schoolchild can tell you what Columbus's was; less well known, perhaps, is that of his countryman and fellow "explorer." "Mateo's America is less distant and infinitely smaller than Christopher's; in fact, it's not much larger than the head of a nail." In short, Mateo Renaldo Colombo discovered the Amor Veneris, the clitoris.

Andahazi makes much of this discovery, not to mention its discoverer: "The discovery of Mateo Colombo's America was, all things considered, an epic counterpointed by an elegy. Mateo Colombo was as fierce and heartless as Christopher. Like Christopher (to use an appropriate metaphor) he was a brutal colonizer who claimed for himself all rights to the discovered land, the female body." Certainly women readers will view this description with at least as much irony as Native Americans regard that other Columbus's "discovery" of a land they had known about all along.

The Anatomist is based on a historical figure and historical fact; what Andahazi provides is his title character's heart and soul. The fictional Colombo is driven by desire for the high-priced courtesan Mona Sofia. Though Mateo adores her, the heartless Sofia regards him as nothing more than a paying customer. After breaking both his heart and his bank account over her, Colombo returns to his native Padua whence he is eventually called to Florence to treat a saintly young widow, Inés de Torremolinos. Inés is "infinitely beautiful," and her illness is "far from common." While examining her, he discovers "between his patient's legs a perfectly formed, erect and diminutive penis." Land ho.

Though Colombo's "discovery," first in Inés and then in other women, offers plenty of opportunity for eroticism, the most compelling aspect of The Anatomist lies in the Church's reaction to De re anatomica, the book Colombo writes detailing his find. The Renaissance may well have signaled the birth of new art, science, and philosophy, but it was also the age of Inquisition--and Colombo's unfolding of "the key to the heart of all women ... the anatomical cause of love" soon lands him in prison on charges of heresy and Satanism. The trial, Mateo's defense, and the surprising aftermath make for provocative reading and raise The Anatomist above the level of the merely erotic to a more intriguing philosophical plane, one that is sure to prompt a lively discussion or two. --Alix Wilber --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

From Publishers Weekly

In a first novel that aroused long-buried passions in his native Argentina, Andahazi takes readers back to the Renaissance in a fact-based satire about a scientist groping his way toward enlightenment. The relationships between religion and science, love and sex, and men and women are some of the themes that Andahazi addresses in his provocative story, which reigned at the top of the Argentinian bestseller list when the book became a literary scandal. During the age of discovery, renowned physician Mateo Colombo takes on an exploration nearly as perilous as the quest of his famous namesake, Christopher Columbus: he discovers the clitoris and scandalizes the religious and temporal powers of 16th-century Italy. Indeed, Colombo's motivations are not purely unselfish: he dreams of winning the love of one Mona Sofia, the most expensive prostitute in Venice. But after publishing his work he finds himself imprisoned and at the mercy of the vacillating political whims of the Vatican. Andahazi writes with wit and economy in prose that alternates between the lyrical and the mock-scholarly (both rendered seamlessly in Manguel's translation). He cleverly lures the reader into a sense of condescension toward Colombo only to underscore, ultimately, how little progress has been made in solving the problems that vexed him, despite several centuries of research, scientific and otherwise. (Sept.) FYI: The Anatomist won Argentina's prestigious Fortabat Prize for a first novel, but the prize was revoked by Amalia Lacroze de Fortabat, the heiress who endows the award, on the grounds that the book's subject and style are obscene. Anchor is publishing a simultaneous paperback Spanish edition, El Anatomista.

Copyright 1998 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.


http://www.amazon.com/Anatomist-Federico-Andahazi/dp/0385491336

O kaha naay tangkil nga ingon ani...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 19, 2011, 06:41:30 PM
Nagduda ang mga gwardiya nga basin dunay anting-anting ang biktima mao nga wa siya nagrabehan sa pagpamanhig kaniya.

Hmm. Basin nagsul-ob og ingon ani nga T-shirt...

Bwahaha! Bilyakong kustomer! Wa tingali ikabayad, nanulis na lang aron di paninglan...

Ni Flor V. Querubin
Friday, March 18, 2011


NAGPATUPI ug nagpakolor sa buhok una nanulis.

Na-shock ang mga beautician sa Swayne Aesthetics Beauty Parlor sa Sitio Hunghong, Barangay Pajo, dakbayan sa Lapu-Lapu sa dihang giunay sila og tulis sa usa ka kustomer nga lalake niadtong Huwebes, alas 5:00 sa hapon.

Human nagpatupi ug nagpa-highlights sa iyang buhok sa kolor nga gold, ang wa mailhing lalake kalit nibawi sa mahait nga gunting sa usa ka barbero .

Matod ni P01 Adrin Laurente sa Police Station 3 sa Lapu-Lapu City Police Office (LLCPO), ang tulisan daling nition sa mahait nga gunting ngadto sa kahera nga si Teresita Flores, taga dakbayan sa Danao.

Nagtuo si Flores nga mobayad kini apan nakurat lang nga gitionan sa gunting ug gimandoan sa paghatag sa kita sa beauty parlor.

Usa ka mahuyang nga beautician nga nalisang kaayo sa hitabo ang nikaratil og dagan padung sa gawas ug nangayo og panabang sa mga sakop sa Police Beat Patrol.

Apan, suwerte kay ang dakong kantidad sa halin gikuha na sa tag-iya sa beauty parlor ug gitago sa safe box sa ilang panimalay busa ang natunol sa kahera mao lang ang P100 kita.

Dihang niabot ang kapulisan nga ningtubag sa alarma, nakasibat na ang tulisan ug gipangita kini hangtod ning pagmantala.


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Marso 19, 2011.

Signs and symptoms of Fregoli's:

    * delusions
    * visual memory deficit
    * deficit in self-monitoring
    * deficit in self-awareness
    * hallucinations
    * deficit in executive functions
    * deficit in cognitive flexibility
    * history of seizure activity
    * epileptogenic activity

More at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fregoli_delusion

Fregoli delusion

The Fregoli delusion or Fregoli syndrome is a rare disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that different people are in fact a single person who changes their appearance or is in disguise. Often this belief is of a paranoid nature with the delusional person believing that they are being persecuted by the person whom they believe to be following them.

The condition is named after the Italian actor Leopold Fregoli who was renowned for his ability to make quick changes of appearance during his stage act.

It was first reported in a paper by Courbon and Fail in 1927. They discussed the case study of a 27-year old woman who believed she was being persecuted by two actors who she often went to see at the theatre. She believed that these people "pursued her closely, taking the form of people she knows or meets".

The Fregoli delusion is classed as a delusional misidentification syndrome, a class of delusional beliefs that involves the misidentification of people, places or objects. Like Capgras delusion, it is thought to be related to a breakdown in normal face recognition processes.

http://neohumanism.org/

Saturday, March 19, 2011


SOUTHERN Philippines Medical Center (SPMC) ang gitugpahan sa usa ka lalaki human siya gibanhigan sa wa mailhing tawo didto sa Arakan Valley, North Cotabato niadtong Biyernes.

Gibanhigan alas 9 sa gabii mao si Felix Alinsunurin, 27, nagpuyo sa Katipunan, Arakan Valley, base sa blotter sa mga guwardiya sa SPMC.

Inisyal nga impormasyon nga nakuha sa mga gwardiya sa tambalanan, nasayran nga ang biktima nagmaneho sa iyang motorsiklo pauli sa ilang bay apan gibanhigan siya dihang miabot sa Quarry, Arakan Valley.

Si Alinsunurin nakaangkon og unom ka mga samad pinusilan sa iyang kalawasan human siya girapido sa mga tawo nga nagtinguha sa iyang kinabuhi.

Ang biktima daling gidala dinhi sa siyudad sa Davao aron patambalan sa SPMC.

Mga gwardiya sa tambalanan nagbutyag sa Superbalita nga nahibulong sila sanglit daw napaso lang ang bahin sa lawas sa biktima nga naigo sa bala.

Nagduda ang mga gwardiya nga basin dunay anting-anting ang biktima mao nga wa siya nagrabehan sa pagpamanhig kaniya.

Giingon nga nagsusi na ang kapulisan sa ilang lugar aron sayron kung unsa ang motibo, kinsa ang mga suspek nga gitinguha nga sikopon aron patubagon sa salaod nga ilang nahimo. (Alger Dura)


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Davao Marso 20, 2011.

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 19, 2011, 09:31:42 AM
Ang pinakangilngig nga liki kanang giawayan sa mga hari ug gingharian sama sa Helen of Troy.

Naa jud tuoy ngilngig kay mantikaon...

Andy Williams' Speak Softly, Love (from 'The Godfather')

The nobler the blood the less the pride. --Don Marquis

Genealogy: An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own. --Ambrose Bierce

I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much. --Don Marquis

One who is proud of ancestry is like a turnip; there is nothing good of him but that which is underground. --Samuel Butler

Quote from: islander on March 19, 2011, 09:29:21 AM
karon pa kog bibingka nga pinalutaw.  lahi ba ni siya sa palitaw?  di ba ang bibingka nga palutawon masudlan ug tubig sa liki?

Alien jud lagi nis Ms. Isle kay wa kailag bingkang pinalutaw...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 15, 2011, 09:38:57 AM
Si PO3 Julius Obanana sa Balamban Police mibutyag sa Banat News nasabak sa tulo ka bala ang biktima, diin duha sa buko-buko ug usa sa dughan nga maoy nakaingon sa iyang hinanaling kamatayon.

Abi nakog kining mga albularyo naa puy mga kalaki, orasyon o habak nga makapalikay nila sa tanang matang sa kadaotan...

Bwahaha! Kalugwaon ang kalimutaw!

Papacy began    9 March 1513 (elected)
11 March 1513 (proclaimed)
Papacy ended    1 December 1521 (8 years, 8 months, 20 days)
Predecessor    Julius II
Successor    Adrian VI

Personal details

Birth name    Giovanni di Lorenzo de' Medici
Born    11 December 1475 (1475-12-11), Florence, Republic of Florence
Died    1 December 1521 (1521-12-01) (aged 45), Rome, Papal States


Under his pontificate, Latin Christianity assumed a pagan, Greco-Roman character, which, passing from art into manners, gives to this epoch a strange complexion. Crimes for the moment disappeared, to give place to vices; but to charming vices, vices in good taste, such as those indulged in by Alcibiades and sung by Catullus. --Alexandre Dumas, père

The artist Raffaello Santi designed a memorial fresco (which does not survive), and the Pope himself composed the epitaph:

“Under this great hill I lie buried
Mighty elephant which the King Manuel
Having conquered the Orient
Sent as captive to Pope Leo X.
At which the Roman people marvelled, --
A beast not seen for a long time,
And in my brutish breast they perceived human feelings.
Fate envied me my residence in the blessed Latium
And had not the patience to let me serve my master a full three years.
But I wish, oh gods, that the time which Nature would have assigned to me,
and Destiny stole away,
You will add to the life of the great Leo.

He lived seven years
He died of angina
He measured twelve palms in height.
Giovanni Battista Branconio dell'Aquila
Privy chamberlain to the pope
And provost of the custody of the elephant,
Has erected this in 1516, the 8th of June,
In the fourth year of the pontificate of Leo X.

That which Nature has stolen away
Raphael of Urbino with his art has restored.”

King Manuel had either received him as a gift from the King of Cochin, or had asked Afonso de Albuquerque, his viceroy in India, to purchase him. Hanno was said to be white in colour, and arrived by ship from Lisbon to Rome in 1514, aged about four years, and was kept initially in an enclosure in the Belvedere courtyard, then moved to a specially constructed building between St. Peter's Basilica and the Apostolic Palace, near the Borgo Sant'Angelo (a road in the rione of Borgo). His arrival was commemorated in poetry and art. Pasquale Malaspina wrote:

“In the Belvedere before the great Pastor
Was conducted the trained elephant
Dancing with such grace and such love
That hardly better would a man have danced:
And then with its trunk such a great noise
It made, that the entire place was deafened:
And stretching itself on the ground to kneel
It then straightened up in reverence to the Pope,
And to his entourage.”

Hanno became a great favourite of the papal court and was featured in processions. Two years after he came to Rome, he fell ill suddenly, was given a purgative, and died on 8 June 1516, with the pope at his side. Hanno was interred in the Cortile del Belvedere at the age of seven.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia





Hanno (Italian, Annone; c. 1510 â€" 8 June 1516) was the pet white elephant given by King Manuel I of Portugal to Pope Leo X (born Giovanni de' Medici) on his coronation. Hanno came to Rome in 1514 and quickly became the Pope's favorite animal. Hanno died two years later from complications of a treatment for constipation with gold-enriched laxative.

Quote from: islander on March 19, 2011, 09:26:33 AM
hehehe, active in that these boys post their great thoughts, i.e., hubag, lorenz, bolbuhol, etc. not necessarily in that order.  ang uban ani nila bungoton, ang uban pizot, ang uban mahadlok ug liki.  

Sa tulo nga gipanghinganlan, klaro nga ako ang buot ipasabot nga mahadlok og liki...

Quote from: cujo on March 17, 2011, 08:11:35 PM
BolBuhol,he is like a mini - me of Mr.Hubag here in TB or vice versa.

Quote from: Vistabel on March 19, 2011, 10:01:12 AM
albulayo/manghilot wana kabarog samtang nagtambal / hilot sa pasinting dalaaga kay dunay mituy-od. 

He he, iya na lang pud untang gihilot ang mituy-od...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 19, 2011, 09:04:14 AM
Basin ang dakbayan sa Lapu-Lapu magbuhat pud ug higanteng shakoy nga masulod sa Guinness Book of World Records.

He he, basin magdungan silag himo unya ang shakoy ituslok sa liki sa bibingka...

If vodka can help you find love, then it can also help you preserve it â€" or at least the symbols of it.

Add a few drops of vodka and a teaspoon of sugar to the water in your flower vase. It should help keep your flowers fresh longer. Change out the mixture with fresh ingredients daily.





More at: http://www.humor-articles.com/10-awesome-and-weird-uses-for-vodka/

Dyotay lang inday, dyotay lang, sigi pa wiwi-a
Kay ipahiluna ko na ang akong paliya...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 16, 2011, 12:08:39 AM
Hang pilipinas waay gid ika gasto sang mga imprastraktyor gid ya, mao na indi gid kita manogbalaka.   wag mo na gid dagdagan gid pa hang problema mo para sang omaabot, bangod kay may ara  gid problema hang matag adlaw gid ya.

Alfred Newbolbs


- Botoy, otro pud

Hmm. Di kaha angay pasakaan og sumbong ning pulisa ni?

Quote from: islander on March 19, 2011, 09:45:16 AM
kadaghanan albularyo makatagna pod; ingnon na lang natong 'gift of prophecy' for lack of a better term.

sa guadalupe sa cebu city sa una, dihay maayo kaayo nga albularyo nga nag-specialize ug mga problema sa kasingkasing.  usa ka asawa nangayog tabang; aguy, in real time man ang tagna.  matod pa niya, karong orasa, imong bana ania aning lugara kuyog iyang kabit.  sakspan si lover boy wa ka-eeeek.

resulta:  giadto sa banang buringog ang albularyo ug iya kining gitiunan ug pusil. 

Tsk, tsk, tsk, klaro jamo ang occupational hazard aning trabahoa...

Ingredients

    * 3 pounds fresh asparagus, rinsed
    * 8 cups chicken stock
    * 4 tablespoons unsalted butter
    * 1 cup minced shallots
    * 1 cup minced leeks, whites only, well rinsed
    * 1 tablespoon minced garlic
    * 1/2 teaspoon salt
    * 1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper
    * 1/2 cup heavy cream
    * 1/4 cup finely grated Parmesan, garnish

Directions

Trim the attractive top tips from the asparagus, about 1 to 1 1/2 inches in length. Cut the woody stem ends from each spear and reserve. Cut the remaining tender stalks into 1/2-inch pieces.

In a medium pot, bring the stock to a boil. Add the tough woody stems, lower the heat and simmer to infuse with asparagus flavor, 20 to 30 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon and discard, reserving the stock.

Add the decorative tips to the stock and blanch until tender, 1 to 1 1/2 minutes. Remove with a strainer and refresh in an ice water bath. Drain on paper towels and reserve for the garnish. Reserve the stock.

In a medium stockpot, melt the butter over medium-high heat. When foamy, add the shallots and leeks and cook until tender, about 3 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add the chopped asparagus stalks, salt, and pepper, and cook, stirring, for 2 minutes. Add the reserved broth and simmer until the asparagus are very tender, 15 to 20 minutes. Remove from the heat.

With a hand-immersion blender or in batches in a food processor, puree the soup until smooth. Adjust the seasoning, to taste. If serving right away, return to medium heat and add the cream and reserved asparagus tips. Cook, stirring, until the soup is warmed through, about 3 minutes.

Alternatively, if serving the soup later, do not add the cream and let cool at room temperature (or in an ice water bath). Cover and refrigerate. Before serving, add the cream and asparagus tips, and warm the soup gently over medium heat, stirring occasionally.

To serve, place the soup in a soup tureen and sprinkle with cheese. Ladle into demi-tasse cups or small coffee or tea cups, and serve.


http://www.foodnetwork.com/

Quote from: islander on March 19, 2011, 09:19:16 AM
panahon na nga maghunahuna pod ang jagna ug kinadak-ang kalamay.  ang bagol na lay asa pangitaon.

Hmm. Lisod ang pagbuhat og kinadak-ang kalamay tungod sa problema sa bagol. Aw, magbuhat na lang og synthetic nga bagol--kanang geodesic sphere para lig-on, sama ani...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 19, 2011, 09:04:14 AM
Unta mahurot ug kaon kay sayang pud ang bibingka kung mapan-os.

Aw, kinahanglan mangimbitar jud sila sa kasilinganang mga dapit. Sus, pila kaha ni ka servings, no?

Quote from: islander on March 19, 2011, 09:39:36 AM
kalooy pod tawon.  kini ra bang albularyo kay usa sa mga vows nila, to keep their gift of healing, is to refrain from the pursuit of wealth.  mao nga kadaghanan pordoy, labi na kadtong mga ngilngig nga linyahan ug mga tawo mao kay wa na silay oras manginabuhi.  naa ra sa ilang mga "pasyente" nga maghunahuna ug donate.  kadaghanan pong pasyente pila ray ma-donate kay mao bitaw nga niadtog albularyo kay way kwarta nga ibayad ug doktor.

mao nga di ko mohunahuna nga highway robbery ni.  dumot ni.     

Hmm, mao ba? Basin diay ang nagtipi gustong mopuli, not for the money but for the prestige...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on March 19, 2011, 09:26:56 AM
Diha man toy kanta si Max Surban mahitungod sa "Albularyo" nga buta. Asa naman kaha sila magpa-orasyon nga gitipi naman ang albularyo.

Hmm. Basin way laing albularyo, unya naay nasuya sa monopoly. Gitipi kay giinteresahan ang negosyo...

Quote from: islander on March 19, 2011, 09:12:04 AM
purangkay sa amon bajeng daghan dekorasyon apil christmas balls dinhi sa tb purangkay nabuslot tungod ni bugsay.

Bugsay bugsay kiling kiling tanday.

Bwahaha!

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 18, 2011, 11:09:10 PM
hangmanogpilidi balatohan sang ona

Bwahaha, bikog! Aw, kung daogan ka dason may naa damo manugpangayo sang balato, pode ka gid manugkatkat sang mais nga kahoy kay manugluko sang kinatumyang, sa kamako sang kahoy waay gid manugkakita sa imon haw...

Ni Darrel Carumba (Banat) Updated March 19, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Walo ang angol apil na ang upat ka mga menor de edad ug duha ka magtiayong magtutudlo human gidasmagan sa patrol car sa kapulisan ang pasahero-ang traysikol didto sa Public Plaza sa barangay Poblacion sa lungsod sa Bantayan isla sa Bantayan niadtong Miyerkules sa alas 6:20 sa gabii.

Ang drayber sa traysikol mao si Elesio Larrida, 50 anyos, minyo. Samtang ang mga pasahero nga na-angol mao ang magtiayong nga magtutudlo nga sila si Mario Layage, 42 anyos ug asawa niini nga si Phoebe June Layage, 37 anyos ug mga anak nga sila si Christian Dianos, 10 anyos ug John Phoebus, 8 anyos ug Marlyn Layage, 25 anyos, Vilma Villaceran, 38 anyos anak niining si Nelson Villaceran, 11 anyos ug Nina Claire Pacina, 12 anyos.

Samtang ang drayber sa Toyota Innova patrol car sa kapulisan nga nakadasmag mao si PO3 Larry Illustrisimo sa Bantayan Police.

Matod ni PO2 Lou Susvilla sa Bantayan Police dihang nahinabi sa Banat News ang patrol car gikan nga nagpa-develop og mga picture ug paingon nang mobalik sa police station samtang ang traysikol paingon na untang magpahatud ang mga pasahero didto sa Sityo Campo barangay Bantigue.

Apan aksidenti kining nadasmagan sa patrol car ug maayong pagkalabay sa ubang mga pasahero ug daling gihatud sa tambalanan dinhi sa maong lungsod apan wala hinooy nagrabihan ug nakagawas dayun human madapati og tambal gawas lang sa tulo ka mga bata nga pagka ugma na nakagawas.

Hinoon gi-areglo ra sa mga kabanay ang maong panghitabo human nipadayag usab og kaandam si PO3 Illustrisimo pag-abaga sa iyang obligasyon. (Darrel A. Carumba/WC)

Kung indi ka sorjon haw, ti namoso ka gid ya...

Ang kinan-anay ani ang alegre...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 19, 2011, 08:09:53 AM
Ang pagluto sa maong bibingka gitinguhang himuon karong Marso 27 niining tuiga nga gibana-banang moabot sa 50 ngadto sa 60 ka tiil ang gihabogon ug ang gilapdon susama sa kalapad sa basketball court.

Hmm, mao ba? Sipyat man tingali ni... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 19, 2011, 08:09:53 AM
Ang pagluto sa maong bibingka gitinguhang himuon karong Marso 27 niining tuiga nga gibana-banang moabot sa 50 ngadto sa 60 ka tiil ang gihabogon ug ang gilapdon susama sa kalapad sa basketball court.

Bwahaha! Mako jamo, an!

Ni Romeo Limpangog/EIM (Banat) Updated March 19, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Labing dako nga bibingka sa tibuok kalibutan maoy giambisyong lutuon sa dakbayan sa Mandaue sa sunod nga mga bulan niining tuiga nga gitumong nga masulod sa Guinness Book of World Records.

Ang pagluto sa maong bibingka gitinguhang himuon karong Marso 27 niining tuiga nga gibana-banang moabot sa 50 ngadto sa 60 ka tiil ang gihabogon ug ang gilapdon susama sa kalapad sa basketball court.

Si Luela Flores Cabanero nga maoy tourism officer sa maong dakbayan miingon nga mokabat sa 200 ka sako nga first class nga bugas ang ilang gamiton alang sa maong tinguha.

Ang Mandaue naila na sa pagluto og lamiang bibingka dinhi sa lalawigan nga maoy nag-unang delicacy sa maong dakbayan partikular na sa mga turista.

Daghang mga batid sa pagluto og bibingka nga mga Mandauehanon ang gikatakdang tawgon aron motabang sa maong ambisyon. Kini abagan sa Department of Education (DepEd) sa division office sa dakbayan pinaagi sa mga tinun-an ug magtutudlo sa publikong tulunghaan sa dakbayan.

Si Cabanero miingon nga dili lang bugas nga humay ang ilang andamon kondili lakip na usab ang mga dahon sa saging nga andamon gikan sa kabarangayan sa dakbayan. (BANATNEWS)

Quote from: chicogon on March 18, 2011, 11:13:28 PM
Sa TB kay Bay Tigs and Hubs 

Bwahaha! Maypagka-Calvin tuod nis Bay Tigs...

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.   

GLOSSARY OF NUCLEAR TERMS
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 03:55:00 03/19/2011


Containment: A structure that separates the reactor from the environment. It is usually made of high-density, steel-reinforced concrete.

Core: It contains the nuclear fuel and generates heat. It contains low-grade uranium, control systems and structural materials.

Coolant: The liquid or gas material circulating through the core to prevent overheating.

Decommissioning: The process of safely closing a nuclear power plant to retire it from service. This involves decontaminating the facility to reduce residual radioactivity and then releasing the property for unrestricted or (under certain conditions) restricted use. This often includes dismantling the facility or dedicating it to other purposes. Decommissioning begins after the nuclear fuel, coolant, and radioactive waste are removed.

Entomb: A method of decommissioning, in which radioactive contaminants are encased in a structurally long-lived material, such as concrete. The entombed structure is maintained and surveillance is continued until the entombed radioactive waste decays to a level permitting termination of the license of the nuclear facility and unrestricted release of the property.

Fission: The splitting of a heavy nucleus into two roughly equal parts accompanied by the release of a relatively large amount of energy.

Fuel rod: A long slender tube that holds uranium, which fuels a nuclear reactor.

International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA): The agency, with 151 member states, that inspects nuclear and related facilities under safeguard agreements. It was established in 1957 to facilitate the peaceful use of atomic energy.

Meltdown: It refers to the melting of nuclear fuel rods in the reactor core, releasing radiation in the process. This happens when control rods are not able to control the chain reactions inside the core, or if cool water is not pumped into the reactor continuously.

In partial meltdown, the fuel rods may be only damaged, a portion of them having been left uncovered by cooling water long enough to crack, allowing the release of some radioactive elements in the fuel.

In full meltdown, all cooling water is lost and the rods become completely uncovered. Melting is all but guaranteed, as thousands of fuel pellets fall to the bottom of the reactor and heat themselves into a molten pool at several thousand degrees Celsius. The lava-like fuel might breach the reactor’s pressure vessel and then its containment, leading to widespread release of radioactivity.

Nuclear power plant: A facility that converts atomic energy into usable power.

Nuclear Reactor: A device that contains and controls sustained nuclear reactions. It produces heat that generates electricity.

Potassium iodide: A compound that scientists claim will give some protection from exposure to radioactive iodine-131, which is one of the fission products that can be released in a meltdown. Potassium iodide, however, will not give any protection against any other radioactive isotope that may be released in a meltdown at a nuclear power plant.

Pressurized water reactor: A common nuclear power reactor design in which very pure water is heated to a very high temperature by fission, kept under high pressure (to prevent it from boiling), and converted to steam by a steam generator. The resulting steam is used to drive turbines, which activate generators to produce electrical power.

Radiation: The particles or rays emitted from the nucleus of an unstable radioactive atom as a result of radioactive decay.

Radioactivity: The spontaneous decay of disintegration of an unstable atomic nucleus accompanied by the emission of radiation.

Sievert: A unit of measurement for radiation dosage. The World Health Organization says that the average person is exposed to 3 millisieverts a year of radiation from naturally occurring, medical and other sources. Exposure to 1,000 millisieverts (1 sievert) of radiation can cause radiation sickness.

Spill: The accidental release of radioactive materials.

Spent Fuel: The fuel rods which no longer have enough fissionable uranium to be efficiently used to produce power.

Spent Fuel Pool: An underwater storage and cooling facility for spent fuel assemblies that have been removed from a reactor.

Turbine: It transfers the heat from the coolant to electricity.

Uranium: A naturally radioactive and very dense element. Uranium-235 is the principal nuclear fuel material used in today’s nuclear power reactors.

Compiled by Lawrence de Guzman and Eliza Victoria, Inquirer Research

Sources: CNN; Global Development Research Center; Glossary of Environment Statistics; Lawrence Berkley National Laboratory; New York Times; United States Nuclear Regulatory Commission; whatisnuclear.com; world-nuclear.org

- otro pud

By Villamor Visaya Jr., Jocelyn R. Uy, Inquirer Northern Luzon
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 04:06:00 03/19/2011


MANILA, Philippinesâ€"Catholic Church leaders on Friday said they continued to hope for a miracle that would save the three Filipinos facing the death penalty in China.

“Let’s continue to pray, something good may still happen,” Caloocan Bishop Deogracias Iñiguez told reporters on Friday.

Iñiguez said he was surprised to learn that the government’s appeal to have the death sentence of Ramon Credo, Sally Villanueva and Elizabeth Batain commuted to life imprisonment was not heeded by the Chinese government.

“It is indeed a very sad news … we could only pray for these countrymen of ours and others meted out the death sentence,” said Maasin Bishop Precioso Cantillas, also chair of the Catholic Bishops’ Episcopal Commission for Pastoral Care of Migrants and Itinerant People.

“We pray also for governments that still enforce capital punishment that they may value life most over other things and to provide all the chance for human rehabilitation,” added Cantillas.

Despite the bleak outlook for the three Filipino drug mules, President Benigno Aquino III must continue to make an appeal to Chinese officials, said Rodolfo Diamante, executive secretary of the Episcopal Commission on Prison and Pastoral Care.

“While it is true that China’s law has to be respected, but there is also such thing as the law of humanity for humanitarian reason,” said Diamante. “Maybe out of goodwill, they will be given another chance.”

In Alicia, Isabela, the family of Villanueva, though apparently resigned to her execution, nevertheless were still “hoping against hope” that Mr. Aquino would again send an emissary like Vice President Jejomar Binay to again negotiate for another delay.

Villanueva’s brother, Jayson Ordinario, told the Inquirer on Friday that the family was discussing ways to fly to China.

Ordinario said the family’s original plan to meet Sally in China, did not push through. They now intend to pursue the plan provided by the Department of Foreign Affairs to “shoulder the expenses as they promised."


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Quote from: BolBuhol on March 18, 2011, 11:16:06 PM
mao gid ba ginag sabot mo damo sang nawong haw? jejejeje daw brotos

He he, daw yumbo jam nga bulingoton haw...

Quote from: bugsay on March 18, 2011, 02:38:04 PM
dili madala'g hangyo bai Hubs.....akong gi gitik......mang bully pa man gani.
nagsubay raman pod na sila sa ilang balaod...so wala ta'y mahimo kon guilty gyud ang hingtungdan.

Kaluoy jud diay.

Unsay gamiton ani nga execution method, firing squad o lethal injection?

Maayo na lang kon mapasabak. Ang pait kon madusmo ka sa ilok nga gipaningot...

Defense analysts said Libya's military has been weakened by years of neglect, armed with outdated aircraft and weapons, and directed by a radar and communications system that may have limited capabilities.

They cautioned, however, that it is difficult to give an exact assessment of Libya's military abilities, particularly in the wake of the recent uprising that saw some troops defecting and taking their weapons and aircraft with them.

An assessment prepared by the Congressional Research Service this week said greater worries could come after a no-fly-zone was in effect and the U.S. and its allies had to deal with a heavily armed populace in disarray.

"The apparent proliferation of small arms, man-portable air defense missile systems, and some heavy weaponry among fighters on both sides also is leading some outside counterterrorism and arms trafficking experts to express concern about the conflict's longer term implications for regional security," the new report said.

The uprising against Gadhafi is only one of many struggles being played out in the region as long-time autocratic regimes come under pressure. Protests in Tunisia and Egypt have led to the ouster of long-time rulers, and there have been demonstrations in Yemen, Jordan and Bahrain. Protests erupted in at least three parts of Syria during the day Friday, according to state television and other source

Before his public announcement that U.S. forces would join in military action against Libya, Obama met at the White House with congressional leaders of both parties to discuss his thinking.

"The U.S. military will be playing a supportive role in this action. We will not have troops on the ground; instead we are providing strategic support where we have unique capabilities to the Arab and European nations that are taking the lead," said Rep. Howard Berman, D-Calif., the top Democrat on the Foreign Affairs Committee. He took part in the Obama session by telephone.

Speaking earlier, Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., said he believes Obama has authority to commit U.S. forces to participate in imposing a no-fly zone without congressional approval, but he expressed hope that Congress would bless the move.

If the U.S. military is ordered to establish a no-fly zone, a wide variety of high-tech weapons and aircraft would be sent from bases in Europe and the United States to shut down or disrupt Libya's Soviet-era air defense systems and its communications networks, Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Norton Schwartz told Congress Thursday.

He said it would take about a week to establish the no-fly zone. If such a mission is ordered, he said, he expected the supersonic F-22 Raptor â€" a jet fighter yet to be used in combat â€" to play a prominent role in the initial wave. With its stealth design, the F-22 can evade radar and has advanced engines that allow it to fly at faster-than-sound speeds without using gas-guzzling afterburners.

Other fighters, such as the F-15 and F-16, would also be used, as would bombers, airlifters, refueling tankers and highly specialized aircraft such as the RC-135 Rivet Joint and the EC-130H Compass Call. The Rivet Joint is loaded with sophisticated intelligence gathering gear that allows the U.S. to spy on the enemy from the air. The Compass Call is an electronic warfare plane that disrupts an adversary's communications.


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The administration was divided for weeks over how to address the situation in Libya, which differed from other Arab revolts when it moved from a political uprising to an armed insurrection against a strongman.

Military leaders were most cautious, arguing that a rush to show solidarity with the rebels might be shortsighted. Clinton and some other top diplomats were in the middle, with some White House advisers and U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice apparently most ready to back the use of force.

In remarks to Congress earlier this month, Gates spoke skeptically of the wisdom of military intervention in Libya. He argued that because imposition of a no-fly zone would require attacks first on Libyan air defenses, the operation would be tantamount to going to war.

The Gates view seemed to resonate in the administration until the Arab League last weekend called for U.S. authorization of a no-fly zone. At that point the prevailing U.S. sentiment seemed to shift in favor of pressing for a U.N. Security Council resolution and subsequently giving Gadhafi an ultimatum.

Obama said he was dispatching Clinton to Paris for a meeting Saturday to discuss with British, French and other partner countries the next steps in Libya. The president said he directed Gates to coordinate military planning, which has been in the works for weeks while the administration pondered the ramifications of getting involved militarily while also fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The president made no reference to a Libya's declaration of an immediate cease-fire on Friday â€" a statement that a rebel spokesman said was fiction.

Instead, Obama listed a series of demands for Gadhafi, including the halting of all attacks against civilians, a stop to military action against the rebel-controlled city of Benghazi and other cities and permission for international humanitarian supplies to reach civilians displaced by the violence.

"Let me be clear, these terms are not negotiable," he said.

The president was equally clear that the U.S. would not act alone.

"American leadership is essential, but that does not mean acting alone -- it means shaping the conditions for the international community to act together," he said.

Even more explicitly: "We will provide the unique capabilities that we can bring to bear to stop the violence against civilians, including enabling our European allies and Arab partners to effectively enforce a no-fly zone." He seemed to verbally underline the word "enabling," to emphasize the U.S. support role.

Analysts say Libya's air force and air defense systems, while not negligible, are decrepit by Western standards and unlikely to stand up to assault.

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WASHINGTON â€" After weeks of hesitation and divisions among his advisers, President Barack Obama on Friday endorsed military action against Libya's Moammar Gadhafi, saying U.S. values and credibility are at stake to stop "the potential for mass murder" of innocents.

The U.S. military, which is already stretched thin by two wars and an expanding effort to assist disaster victims in Japan, would take a supporting role, Obama said, with European and Arab partners in the lead. He explicitly ruled out sending American ground forces into the North African nation.

A wide range of U.S. firepower stood ready, including Navy ships and submarines capable of launching Tomahawk cruise missiles with high-explosive warheads that could destroy air defense sites and other potential targets in the earliest stages of any allied military action.

In solemn remarks at the White House, Obama never used the word "war," but that is what U.S. forces could face if Gadhafi refuses to comply with United Nations demands. It is widely anticipated that a first step in imposing a no-fly zone over Libya â€" a tactic aimed at keeping Gadhafi's planes from attacking â€" would be assaults on the country's coastal air defenses.

Obama offered a string of reasons for committing to military action.

"Left unchecked, we have every reason to believe that Gadhafi would commit atrocities against his people," he said. "Many thousands could die. A humanitarian crisis would ensue. The entire region could be destabilized, endangering many of our allies and partners. The calls of the Libyan people for help would go unanswered. The democratic values that we stand for would be overrun."

That marked a major shift from the public caution expressed until recent days by Obama's top national security advisers, Defense Secretary Robert Gates, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and the chairman of the joint Chiefs of Staff, Adm. Mike Mullen. All had said that a no-fly zone or other military action would be a difficult undertaking tantamount to war, or that it could have unintended consequences.

European leaders have been keen to show support for the Libyan rebels, but the United States had hung back until this week.