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#63001
Paborito ko ang botsiki
Kag ang bibingkang pinaliki...

;D

#63002
Hmm, tapos kung indi pa makatolog manugkinamot gid haw...

#63003
NASAgasaan nga kokak? ???

#63004
Saykidilik gid haw...

#63005
Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 06:03:24 PM
hedeng ko

Aw, indi kagid sang pespi, sang urakang kartina ka bla haw...

#63006
Hmm... center is long?

#63007
Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 06:00:13 PM
a ok tsitarsang

He he, tsitarsang bobo tsitang tsidi kong tongnang... ;D

#63008
Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 05:58:41 PM
amo lang gid na nga stayl na indi ko manogsonod sang imo haw
;D

Ti ano gid man ang stayl mo kung hurot na gid ang ilimnom?

#63009
Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 05:57:38 PM
indi ako si biksoto kag ritsidahorski hedeng  ko

He he, basin indi biksoto kungdi biskotso ka gid haw... ;D

#63010
Ti ano gid man ang sulod haw?

#63011
Hmm, lain gid hang kolur kada adlaw? Sandi to Satordi, dayon ROY G. BIV haw? ;D

#63012



Appreciative lang gud tingali si Ondoy... ;D

#63013
Photos Unlimited / A Friend's Devastating Smile
March 21, 2011, 05:51:03 PM



He he...  ;D

#63014
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Food
March 21, 2011, 05:49:37 PM



:)

#63015
Quote from: slackware on September 22, 2007, 11:12:20 PM
10 Rules for ...Ecological Sex - Save the planet ... through sex!

Motuyhakaw kaha kon maghunahuna tag saving the planet? :P

#63016
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Signs
March 21, 2011, 05:31:11 PM



:P

#63017
Inspiration & Hope / Re: And A Meadow Lark Sang
March 21, 2011, 05:26:36 PM
Don't mention it, Aylandiday... ;D

#63018
Dayom pag horot na gid kag bitin pa, ispiking sang tindira sang bahal bulatik gid para pautangom...

#63019
Hmm, ngano kaha nga wa man juy mo-offer nako og credit card? ???

#63020
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Food
March 21, 2011, 05:00:21 PM



8)

#63021
Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 03:17:36 PM
lady gaga might set her sights on hubag island. ;D

Pwede si Taylor Swift lang?

#63022
Inom dayon bahal...

#63023
Kung yaks miungot atol sang ngek gid man...

#63024
Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 03:56:11 PM
kolur koding hang mga nene haron indi manogbaylo

Hmm, kolur koding hang mga ngipon nila haw?

#63025
Quote from: Kerstin on March 20, 2011, 12:19:21 PM
gi atot maupay gid pas waray ,saksakan na..!

Hmm, as in tira-pasagad kabayong busyad, saksak-sinagol lolang nagpakigol? ;D

#63026
Quote from: Kerstin on March 20, 2011, 12:17:58 PM
ahihaho perti jud, natabili na gyod..!

He he, green ra ba ning tabili, kon putlag ikog unya patambokon, parehas na sa you-know-what... ;D

#63027
Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 03:51:50 PM
uy, bisag taga-balingsya koh, naa poy balbal didto no?  pangutan-a ra god si bugsay... kana kun wa siya mamalbal karon, kay, na, tudluon unya niya dayon ang balbal nga bungotom.  kabahin nimo nga taga-balbalan, aw, kailangan pa bang i-memorize iyan? ;D

Oops, kansi ko ani kay tulo mo, mga power pa jud...

#63028
Photos Unlimited / Re: Calvin and Hobbes
March 21, 2011, 04:21:39 PM
He he, mora tingali kag si Susie, Ms. Isle... ;D

#63029
Introduce Yourself / Re: I'm a newbie here
March 21, 2011, 04:19:21 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 04:08:45 PM
torotoro bla indi gid torotot si nene ko mahilig sang torotot

Torotot? Bason otot sang toro ang ginagpasabot ninyo haw, o bason pud otot ni toto... ;D

#63030
Introduce Yourself / Re: I'm a newbie here
March 21, 2011, 04:16:39 PM
Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 03:53:55 PM
torotot galing imong ginapasabot haw, haw de carabao. ;D

Torotot gid ang sagad nga sinugdan sang torotoro haw, ina ang porpli ya... ;D

#63031
Introduce Yourself / Re: I'm a newbie here
March 21, 2011, 04:14:50 PM
Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 03:44:45 PM
torotoro gid hang hilig ko mas barato lang gid kag namit gid man

Namit gid labi na kung may naa langaw nga manuglutaw sang sabaw haw... ;D

#63032
Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In
March 21, 2011, 04:12:32 PM
Kum kum mot sa baho nga in on on...
#63033
Usahay lapwaan ra man nakog kadiyot ning asparagus spears dayon ub-obon...

#63034
Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 03:29:53 PM
ambot unsay guwapo sa inyo, bai hubs.  kanang mga samples nimo sa imong hulagway makahusa.  kanang batang gamay basin may chance pa kay morag giinitan ug gisuwawan ra man na siya sa adlaw.  ikaw ang makahibawo ani kay morag ikaw man na sa bata ka pa nga bag-ong gitina ang buhok.  (tan-awag klaro, di ba pink ang iyang diaper.) ;D

Bwahaha! Ngano gud tawon nga maako man nang bataa nga demonyito man jamo na siya tan-awon. Ang akong expression kay angelic man... ;D

#63035
History / Re: The Pope's Elephant
March 21, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
Hmm, they're not white any more than Caucasians are. By the way, the Pope's elephant was not only a so-called albino, it was also a dwarf. ;D



#63036
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 21, 2011, 03:24:41 PM
Lakip sa maong programa ang portion nga “Buntis Got Talent” diin ang siyam ka tambalanan adunay mga representante nga pulos buntis, gani kadtong mabdos nga may talento sa pagsayaw wala kapugong misalida ug mipakita gyud sa humok kaayo nilang lawas uban sa pinaigwad nga sampot nga mikiay-kiay ug miikid-ikid, samtang ang hilig sa awit, mipalanog usab sa madanihon kaayo nilang tingog ug mipasabot nga ang ilang talento ug abilidad maoy nakapadani pag-ayo sa ilang mga kapikas sa pagpabuntis kanila.

Bwahaha! Unsa kahay hitsura sa mabdos nga "misalida ug mipakita gyud sa humok kaayo nilang lawas uban sa pinaigwad nga sampot nga mikiay-kiay ug miikid-ikid"!  ;D

#63037
Philippine Provinces / "Buntis Day" gipahigayon
March 21, 2011, 03:24:41 PM
Ni Lesley Caminade-Vestil (Banat) Updated March 21, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Mapasigarbuhon kaayo ang mga buntis nga mipabansiwag sa ilang mga lawas atol sa gipahigayong “Buntis Day” didto sa Sacred Heart Center ning dakbayan sa Sugbo sa miaging adlaw.

Ang maong programa nga gipasiugdahan sa siyam ka mga tambalanan ning dakbayan sa Sugbo mipasundayag usab sa usa ka video presentation sa mga inahang mahinangpon atol pagpanganak ilabi na human gyud matawo ang gisabak.

Sa samang higayon gawas sa inahang nahinangop, ang bata usab nga bag-ong matawo masabot ang pagpangita nila sa dinagaang nga kainit gikan sa usa ka inahan inig gawas nila gikan sa tiyan sa nanganak kanila.

Human sa maong presentasyon, gisunod usab ang Question and Answer portion diin ang mga nagsabak mipasupot sa ilang mga pangutana ngadto sa mga doctor nga nag-atiman kanila.

Ang mga doctor nga mitubag sa mga pangutana mao sila si Dr. Rebecca Gucor, Dr. Helen Albano, Dr. Antoinette Mendoza ug Dr. Amelia Abbu.

Lakip sa maong programa ang portion nga “Buntis Got Talent” diin ang siyam ka tambalanan adunay mga representante nga pulos buntis, gani kadtong mabdos nga may talento sa pagsayaw wala kapugong misalida ug mipakita gyud sa humok kaayo nilang lawas uban sa pinaigwad nga sampot nga mikiay-kiay ug miikid-ikid, samtang ang hilig sa awit, mipalanog usab sa madanihon kaayo nilang tingog ug mipasabot nga ang ilang talento ug abilidad maoy nakapadani pag-ayo sa ilang mga kapikas sa pagpabuntis kanila.

Nasayran sa Banat News nga matag Marso 10 ipahigayon gayud sa mga tambalanan ang pagpanghatag og importansya sa mga buntis ilabi na ang nasakop sa “package deal” sa mga tambalanan  sa dakbayan sa Sugbo.

Mao usab kini ang adlaw nga makalingaw-lingaw ang mga mabdos ug makapangutana sa mga doctor bahin sa ilang pagsabak. (BANAT NEWS)

#63038
Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 03:07:27 PM
hala, di lang kay wa nay mahimo ang kakahoyan kay wa na sila diha, hasta mga balbal helpless na diay kontra baha, whew!

Nanaway ang taga Balingsya, ay. Taga Balbalan ra ba ko ha...

#63039




He he, kuha kaayo... ;D
#63040
Kining bataa, ambot lang kaha kon dili ba ni paingong mahimong white supremacist...





;D

#63041
Nia pay lain...





:-\

#63042
Di diay ka gwapohan ani niya, Ms. Isle? Bongotom ra ba...





::)

#63043
Hala, sa amoa man diay ni. Dapit pa jud sa akong paboritong kaligoanan...  :'(

#63044
History / Re: The Pope's Elephant
March 21, 2011, 02:44:25 PM
Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 02:35:17 PM
was this elephant an albino?

Yes it was. Why do you ask?

#63045
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Animals
March 21, 2011, 02:04:59 PM
Walrus ROFL...





:D

#63046
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
March 21, 2011, 02:01:26 PM



Bwahaha! Mangayo na lang kaha siyag panghampol sa iyang mga luto, pangos ug pangagod... ;D

#63047
Mao bitaw diay no? Mga Insik man tong kasagaran nga kapitalista sa shabu labs sa atoa.

#63048
Inspiration & Hope / Re: The Perfect Girl
March 21, 2011, 01:49:45 PM
;D Bwahaha! (Lonely old man laughing.)
#63049
Inspiration & Hope / Re: And A Meadow Lark Sang
March 21, 2011, 01:47:55 PM
It's easy to be unaware of God's presence--as easy as being unaware of the devil's...

#63050
Inspiration & Hope / Re: The Perfect Girl
March 21, 2011, 01:38:43 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on March 21, 2011, 01:32:14 PM
Bisan jamo ug bugas way midujog sa kamingaw? Tinuod ka Bay Hubs? O publicity ra ni? Hahahahaha. ;D

He he, di lang nato klarohon kay klaro na man para sa uban... ;D

#63051
When it comes to number of fatalities and damage to infrastructure, daghang factors ang i-consider aside from quake magnitude and location of epicenter. Gawas pa, basin pud lain-lain og stroking ning mga linog, naay hinay pero lihokan...

;D

#63052
Naa puy uban nga sobra pud kadanghag mao nga dali rang makuotan...

#63053
Inspiration & Hope / Re: The Perfect Girl
March 21, 2011, 01:25:23 PM
Quote from: taga tigbao on March 21, 2011, 01:17:23 PM
Weh? Wa pa diay kay asawa Bay Hubs? ;D

Alone and lonely tawon ang Botoy...

#63054
Learn English Online / Enthymeme
March 21, 2011, 01:18:21 PM
By Richard Nordquist


Definition: In rhetoric, an informally stated syllogism with an implied premise. Adjective: enthymematic.

Etymology: From the Greek, "piece of reasoning"

Examples and Observations:

"Does this place look like I'm . . . married? The toilet seat's up, man!"
(The Dude in The Big Lebowski, 1998)

"With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good."
(slogan of Smucker's jams, jellies, and preserves)

"In modern times, the enthymeme has come to be regarded as an abbreviated syllogism--that is, an argumentative statement that contains a conclusion and one of the premises, the other premise being implied. A statement like this would be regarded as an enthymeme: 'He must be a socialist because he favors a graduated income-tax.' Here the conclusion (He is a socialist) has been deduced from an expressed premise (He favors a graduated income-tax) and an implied premise (either [a ] Anyone who favors a graduated income-tax is a socialist or [b ] A socialist is anyone who favors a graduated income-tax)."
(Edward P.J. Corbett and Robert J. Connors, Classical Rhetoric for the Modern Student, 4th ed. Oxford Univ. Press, 1999)

"Mark'd ye his words? He would not take the crown. Therefore 'tis certain he was not ambitious."
(Mark Antony speaking of Julius Caesar in William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar III.ii)

"If you have been healed or saved or blessed through TBN and have not contributed . . . you are robbing God and will lose your reward in heaven."
(Paul Crouch, co-founder of the Trinity Broadcasting Network, quoted by William Lobdell, The Week, Aug. 10, 2007)

"One of the Soviet Georgia's senior citizens thought Dannon was an excellent yogurt. She ought to know. She's been eating yogurt for 137 years."
(1970s television advertisement for Dannon Yogurt)

"If it's Borden's, it's got to be good."
(advertising slogan)

"Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!"
(advertising slogan for Coty perfume)

"In an enthymeme, the speaker builds an argument with one element removed, leading listeners to fill in the missing piece. On May 1, speaking from the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, President Bush said, 'The battle of Iraq is one victory in a war on terror that began on September the 11th, 2001, and still goes on. . . . With those attacks, the terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States. And war is what they got.' This is classic enthymematic argumentation: We were attacked on Sept. 11, so we went to war against Iraq. The missing piece of the argument--'Saddam was involved in 9/11'--didn't have to be said aloud for those listening to assimilate its message."
(Paul Waldman, Washington Post, Sep. 2003)

Pronunciation: EN-tha-meem


http://grammar.about.com/

#63055
LGU Philippines / The Anti-Rape Law of 1997
March 21, 2011, 01:10:23 PM
The Anti-Rape Law of 1997 [R.A. 8353]
REPUBLIC ACT NO. 8353



AN ACT EXPANDING THE DEFINITION OF THE CRIME OF RAPE, RECLASSIFYING THE SAME AS A CRIME AGAINST PERSONS, AMENDING FOR THE PURPOSE ACT NO. 3815, AS AMENDED, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE REVISED PENAL CODE, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.


Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the Philippines in Congress assembled:

Section 1. Short Title. â€" This Act shall be known as “The Anti-Rape Law of 1997.”

Sec. 2. Rape as a Crime Against Persons. â€" The crime of rape shall hereafter be classified as a Crime Against Persons under Title Eight of Act No. 3815, as amended, otherwise known as the Revised Penal Code. Accordingly, there shall be incorporated into Title Eight of the same Code a new chapter to be known as Chapter Three on Rape, to read as follows:

“Chapter Three
“Rape

“Article 266-A. Rape: When And How Committed. â€" Rape is committed:

“1) By a man who shall have carnal knowledge of a woman under any of the following circumstances:

“a) Through force, threat, or intimidation;
“b) When the offended party is deprived of reason or otherwise unconscious;
“c) By means of fraudulent machination or grave abuse of authority; and
“d) When the offended party is under twelve (12) years of age or is demented, even though none of the circumstances mentioned above be present.

“2) By any person who, under any of the circumstances mentioned in paragraph 1 hereof, shall commit an act of sexual assault by inserting his penis into another person’s mouth or anal orifice, or any instrument or object, into the genital or anal orifice of another person.

“Article 266-B. Penalty. â€" Rape under paragraph 1 of the next preceding article shall be punished by reclusion perpetua.

“Whenever the rape is committed with the use of a deadly weapon or by two or more persons, the penalty shall be reclusion perpetua to death.

“When by reason or on the occasion of the rape, the victim has become insane, the penalty shall become reclusion perpetua to death.

“When the rape is attempted and a homicide is committed by reason or on the occasion thereof, the penalty shall be reclusion perpetua to death.

“When by reason or on the occasion ofthe rape, homicide is committed, the penalty shall be death.

“The death penalty shall also be imposed if the crime of rape is committed with any of the following aggravating/qualifying circumstances:

“l) When the victim is under eighteen (18) years of age and the offender is a parent, ascendant, step-parent, guardian, relative by consanguinity or affinity within the third civil degree, or the common-law spouse of the parent of the victim;

“2) When the victim is under the custody of the police or military authorities or any law enforcement or penal institution;

“3) When the rape is committed in full view of the spouse, parent, any of the children or other relatives within the third civil degree of consanguinity;

“4) When the victim is a religious engaged in legitimate religious vocation or calling and is personally known to be such by the offender before or at the time of the commission of the crime;

“5) When the victim is a child below seven (7) years old;

“6) When the offender knows that he is afflicted with the Human Immuno-Deficiency Virus (HIV)/Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) or any other sexually transmissible disease and the virus or disease is transmitted to the victim;

“7) When committed by any member of the Armed Forces of the Philippines or para-military units thereof or the Philippine National Police or any law enforcement agency or penal institution, when the offender took advantage of his position to facilitate the commission of the crime;

“8) When by reason or on the occasion of the rape, the victim has suffered permanent physical mutilation or disability;

“9) When the offender knew of the pregnancy of the offended party at the time of the commission of the crime; and

“10) When the offender knew of the mental disability, emotional disorder and/or physical handicap of the offended party at the time of the commission of the crime.

“Rape under paragraph 2 of the next preceding article shall be punished by prision mayor.

“Whenever the rape is committed with the use of a deadly weapon or by two or more persons, the penalty shall be prision mayor to reclusion temporal.

“When by reason or on the occasion of the rape, the victim has become insane, the penalty shall be reclusion temporal.

“When the rape is attempted and a homicide is committed by reason or on the occasion thereof, the penalty shall be reclusion temporal to reclusion perpetua.

“When by reason or on the occasion ofthe rape, homicide is committed, the penalty shall be reclusion perpetua.

“Reclusion temporal shall be imposed if the rape is committed with any of the ten aggravating/ qualifying circumstances mentioned in this article.

“Article 266-C. Effect of Pardon. â€" The subsequent valid marriage between the offended party shall extinguish the criminal action or the penalty imposed.

“In case it is the legal husband who is the offender, the subsequent forgiveness by the wife as the offended party shall extinguish the criminal action or the penalty: Provided, That the crime shall not be extinguished or the penalty shall not be abated if the marriage is void ab initio.

“Article 266-D. Presumptions. â€" Any physical overt act manifesting resistance against the act of rape in any degree from the offended party, or where the offended party is so situated as to render her/him incapable of giving valid consent, may be accepted as evidence in the prosecution of the acts punished under Article 266-A.”

Sec. 3. Separability Clause. â€" If any part, Sec., or provision of this Act is declared invalid or unconstitutional, the other parts thereof not affected thereby shall remain valid.

Sec. 4. Repealing Clause. â€" Article 336 of Act No. 3815, as amended, and all laws, acts, presidential decrees, executive orders, administrative orders, rules and regulations inconsistent with or contrary to the provisions of this Act are deemed amended, modified or repealed accordingly.

Sec. 5. Effectivity. â€" This Act shall take effect fifteen (15) days after completion of its publication in two (2) newspapers of general circulation.

Approved: September 30, 1997.


http://criminallawphilippines.wordpress.com/

#63056
Ni Romeo T. Limpangog (Banat) Updated March 21, 2011 12:00 AM Comments (0)   


CEBU, Philippines - Usa ka gipasanginlang mangunguot ang nadakpan sa kapolisan human ireklamo sa mga pasahero sa mga polis nga nagbantay sa kadalanan sa dalan M.C. Briones sa barangay Maguikay, dakbayan sa Mandaue alas 11 pasado ang takna kagahapon sa buntag.

Ang nadakpan mao si Roberto Jabenes, 36, taga barangay Yati sa lungsod sa Liloan kinsa gireklamo sa biktima nga si Joramil Lucero, 22, molupyo sa barangay Canduman sa maong dakbayan.

Si Renato Canja sa kapolisan sa Presinto 4 Casuntingan Police Station nga nahinabi sa Banat News miingon nga gikuot sa suspetsado ang cellphone sa biktima ug daling mikanaog.

Apan may nakabantay nga mga pasahero ug mipahibalo sa biktima nga gikuot sa mikanaog nga pasahero ang cellphone niini hinungdan nga mikanaog ang biktima ug miduol sa usa ka polis nga nagbantay sa maong dapit ug giadto ang suspek.

Ang suspek wala na kaugpo dihang gikwelyohan sa biktima ug sa mga polis samtang kini nag-atang og pasaheroan pabalik sa dakbayan sa Sugbu nga gituohang aron mamiktima na usab.

Dihang girekisa ang mga bulsa sa karsones sa maong lalaki ilang nasakmit ang cellphone sa biktima. (BANAT NEWS)

#63057
Photos Unlimited / Re: Calvin and Hobbes
March 21, 2011, 12:47:17 PM
Grownup Calvin and Hobbes...





8)

#63058
Inspiration & Hope / Re: The Perfect Girl
March 21, 2011, 12:44:30 PM
Perfect sa pagkahanggaw...

#63059
Fashion Trend / Re: Vain Girl
March 21, 2011, 12:19:41 PM



Another cute girl...

#63060
Hubog, dili armado unya wa magdahom, impas jud...

#63061
Ni Lesley Caminade-Vestil (Banat) Updated March 21, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Naputos sa samad tinigbasan ang usa ka lalaki ug namatay human kini gitagod-tagod sa usa ka mag-uuma pasado alas-4 sa miaging hapon, sa barangay Tubigon lungsod sa Compostela.

Ang biktima nailhan nga si Jemefel Cabatingan, 22, molupyo sa maong lugar samtang ang gitumbok nga mitigbas kaniya mao si Paquito Demecillo Baco, 60.

Sa pakighinabi sa Banat News ni PO1 Jomarie Jay Montecino sa Compostela Police mibutyag nga sa wala pa mahitabo ang insidente ang biktima giingong hubog nga misulod sa panimalay sa suspetsado ug nanghasi didto.

Tungod sa kakurat sa suspetsado gisukmatan niini ang suspek ug nahitabo ang tinubagay sa duha ug sa kapungot sa naulahi mikuha kini og sundang ug gitigbas makadaghang higayon si Cabatingan sa nagkadaiyang parti sa iyang lawas.

Ang biktima nga nakaangkon og daghang samad tinigbasan sa kalawasan wala na madala sa tambalanan ug namatay diha-diha dayun.

Matud pa ni Montecino nga base sa imbestigasyon aduna nay karaang panagbingkil ang duha.

Kagahapon sa udto pasado alas-12 sa udto mitahan ang suspetsado ngadto sa ilang barangay kapitan nga si Juditha Judilla kinsa mao nay midala kaniya sa kapolisan. (BANAT NEWS)

#63062
Photos Unlimited / Re: Pensive Puppy
March 21, 2011, 12:01:02 PM
Kini, pensive pud...





:D

#63063
Inspiration & Hope / And A Meadow Lark Sang
March 21, 2011, 11:54:38 AM
The child whispered, 'God, speak to me.' And a meadow lark sang. The child did not hear.

So the child yelled, 'God, speak to me!' And the thunder rolled across the sky. But the child did not listen.

The child looked around and said, 'God let me see you' and a star shone brightly. But the child did not notice.

And the child shouted, 'God show me a miracle!' And a life was born. But the child did not know.

So the child cried out in despair, 'Touch me God, and let me know you are here!' Whereupon God reached down and touched the child.

But the child brushed the butterfly away and walked away unknowingly.

http://www.onesmartclick.com/

#63064
Inspiration & Hope / Let Go...
March 21, 2011, 11:51:43 AM
The following is a very meaningful story which is called "Let Go", and written by Dr. Billy Graham.

A little child was playing one day with a very valuable vase. He put his hand into it and could not withdraw it. His father too, tried his best, but all in vain. They were thinking of breaking the vase when the father said, "Now, my son, make one more try. Open your hand and hold your fingers out straight as you see me doing, and then pull."

To their astonishment the little fellow said, "O no, father. I couldn't put my fingers out like that, because if I did I would drop my penny."

Smile, if you will--but thousands of us are like that little boy, so busy holding on to the world's worthless penny that we cannot accept liberation. I beg you to drop the trifle in your heart. Surrender! Let go, and let God have His way in your life.

http://www.onesmartclick.com/

#63065
Inspiration & Hope / Re: The Perfect Girl
March 21, 2011, 11:48:33 AM
This is what happened to Botoy... :P

#63066
Inspiration & Hope / The Perfect Girl
March 21, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married ? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was one girl .. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl .. the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything .. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me." "Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend. "She was looking for the perfect man," he said.

http://www.onesmartclick.com/

#63067
Inspiration & Hope / The Cleaning Lady
March 21, 2011, 11:43:27 AM
During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one:

"What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant.

They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'Hello'."

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

http://www.onesmartclick.com/

#63068
Quote from: taga tigbao on March 21, 2011, 11:05:28 AM
Pingis sa dakong moabot?

Church us away!



#63069
Philippine Provinces / Re: Gipatay sa manghod
March 21, 2011, 11:13:41 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on March 21, 2011, 11:09:06 AM
Tunga-tunga sa ilang panag-inom mitumaw ang panaglalis sa duruha sa wala pa masayring hinungdan ug nagsumbagay hangtud nga nakapunit og bato ang suspek ug gihapak ang maguwang sa ulo.

Dali usab nga naulang ang duha sa ilang mga silingan apan ang biktima nagmulo nga katulgon ug kalit nga mihigda sa waiting shed nga duol ra usab sa nahitaboan diin kini giingong gibiyaan ra usab sa mga kauban.

Malagmit internal hemorrhage...

#63070
Philippine Provinces / Gipatay sa manghod
March 21, 2011, 11:09:06 AM
Ni Lesley Caminade-vestil (Banat) Updated March 21, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines -    Migahi na ug wala nay kinabuhi nga napalgan sa iyang igsuon ang usa ka batan-on nga nakaangkon og bun-og sa ulo ug kalawasan nga gituohang binuhatan sa lain usab nilang igsuon diha sa sitio Cada-atan sa barangay Sumaguan sa lungsod sa Argao.

Ang insidente nahitabo kagahapon sa kaadlawon diin ang biktimang si Erwin Quinto Batosalim, 25, giingong gi-unay og bunal dukdok og bato sa iyang manghod nga si Jaymar Batosalim, 22.

Sa pakighinabi sa Banat News ni PO1 Bernard Banugon, sa Argao Police Station mibutyag kini nga nianang pagkagabii ang biktima ug ang suspek nag-inom sa usa ka tindahan sa nahisgutang lugar.

Tunga-tunga sa ilang panag-inom mitumaw ang panaglalis sa duruha sa wala pa masayring hinungdan ug nagsumbagay hangtud nga nakapunit og bato ang suspek ug gihapak ang maguwang sa ulo.

Dali usab nga naulang ang duha sa ilang mga silingan apan ang biktima nagmulo nga katulgon ug kalit nga mihigda sa waiting shed nga duol ra usab sa nahitaboan diin kini giingong gibiyaan ra usab sa mga kauban.

Nianang pagkakaadlawon ang magulang sa biktima nga usa ka barangay tanod sa maong lugar maoy nakakaplag niini diha sa waiting shed ug gipukaw apan sa iyang paghikap bugnaw na kini ug migahi na.

Hinungdan nga nangayo kini og pakitabang ug mireport ngadto sa kapolisan diin ang kapolisan dali usab nga misikop sa manghod nga suspetsado human nila masayri ang nahitabo.

Matud pa ni Banugon nga ila pa usab nga gipaabot ang resulta sa awtopsiya pagtino kung unsay gikamatyan sa biktima apan dako ang ilang pagdudang posibleng ang paghapos og batok sa ulo maoy nakaingon sa kamatayon niini. (EIM) (BANAT NEWS)

#63071
Maayo kay di na mamutol sa dagkong kahoy. Kaniadto gimaputol man ang mga akasya dinhing dapita unya gipanghimo rang bakya... :P

#63072
Nila ni Brenda Batuto ug Garry Lao sa The Freeman (Banat) Updated March 21, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines  - Ang mga punoan sa kahoy ug mga ancestral houses nga nahimutang daplin sa 20 kilometrong karsada gikan sa dakbayan sa Naga paingon ngadto sa dakbayan sa Carcar dili maapektohan sa road widening o pagpalapad sa karsada matud ni Kongresista Eduardo Gullas sa unang distrito sa Sugbo.

Sa gipahigayong press conference kagahapon sa buntag diha sa buhatan ni Gullas sa University of the Visayas, ang ni kongresista mipasalig ngadto sa publiko nga walay bisan usang punoan sa kahoy ug ancestral house diha sa lugar ang mahilabtan o malarot.

“Cut trees, no way. We will not allow any destruction of the houses there, they are priceless,” matud ni Gullas.

Si Mayor Valdemar Chiong sa Naga ug Mayor Nicepuro Apura sa Carcar ug ang representante sa rehiyonal nga buhatan sa Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH) mitambong sa nahisgutang press conference.

Ang nahisgutang mga dagkung punoan sa kahoy nga makita diha sa daplin sa kadalanan paingon ngadto sa habagatang bahin sa probinsiya gipangtanom kaniadto sa Bureau of Public Works nga karon DPWH na sa tuig 1915.

Ang DPWH nagplano sa pagpalapad sa duha ka lane nga karsada diin himuon na unya kining upat ka lane aron mamenusan ang kahuot niini. Ang budget sa maong proyekto mokabat ngadto sa P27 milyones.

Si Gullas miawhag sa DPWH nga ang road widening sa Carcar iagi diha sa barangay Valladolid paingon ngadto sa Carcar City proper.

Hinuon ang maong proyekto dili pa dayon maimplementar tungod kay ang DPWH mipahigayon pa og feasibility study niini. (BANAT NEWS)

#63073
Jokes and Humor / Re: One-Liners
March 21, 2011, 10:58:10 AM
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.  :P

#63074
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Animals
March 21, 2011, 10:22:08 AM
Super under the zipper...





;D

#63075
Jokes and Humor / Re: Good old-fashioned camera
March 21, 2011, 10:14:14 AM
At least naapil na sa atong vocabulary...
#63077



:o

#63078



::)

#63079



:-\

#63080
Weird and Extreme / Disturbing Manipulated Images
March 21, 2011, 10:03:16 AM



:P

#63081
Kini pud. Hmm, lisod man diay ning trabahoa...





;D

#63082
Maayo gani kay pingis ra...

#63083
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 04:23:00 03/21/2011


MANILA, Philippinesâ€"Earthquakes shook northern Philippines and Taiwan on Sunday afternoon, but there were no reports of damage or casualties.

The 6.1-magnitude tremor that struck off northern Luzon at 4:26 p.m. also shook Manila and northern provinces.

No tsunami warning was raised, but aftershocks were expected, government volcanologists said.

The Luzon quake, centered 122 kilometers northeast of Laoag City, was at a depth of 39 km.

“It’s quite big, so we are calling and checking on islands in the north, but there are no reports of damage yet,” Ismael Narag, officer in charge of the seismology department at the Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology, told Reuters.

Taiwan’s Central Weather Bureau said the earthquake hit Taiwan at 4 p.m. and was centered 45 km from Taitung county. It registered at magnitude 5.9. --Kay Alave with reports from Reuters and Agence France-Presse


http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/

#63084
Quote from: Kerstin on March 20, 2011, 10:20:30 PM
ingon ate S. kang sir FD ra daw ang wa madawat ayay!

naapil tali kasunog sa wirehouse lately? naundang ang pag uswag sa Digos LOL

Hmm, lost in transit? Giinteresan galing...

#63085



He he, bisag lima ra ka lakang naa pa juy escalator. No wonder daghang tambokikoy... ;D

#63086
Jokes and Humor / Good old-fashioned camera
March 21, 2011, 09:34:20 AM
Ingon ani ang pagkuha og picture sa among panahon...





;D

#63087
Unsay solusyon sa problema sa sobra kabalhiboon?  Siyempre, hair removal! Pero kinahanglan garantisado, sama ani...





Bwahaha! Nilutaw lagi ang kaanyag! ;D

#63088
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Smile makes life beautiful
March 21, 2011, 09:10:29 AM
Quote from: Kerstin on March 20, 2011, 10:17:38 PM
kalimot ayaw sa pag SMILE folks.,

like this  ;D


Botoy Bohol

#63089
Introduce Yourself / Re: Yeah im In
March 21, 2011, 08:58:47 AM
Quote from: Kerstin on March 20, 2011, 09:50:05 PM
in in and out soon  ;D

Only one ngok for every one ngek para dili maparehas sa February-born... ;D

#63090
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Pirate dog
March 21, 2011, 08:49:20 AM
Pirate dog, complete with pirate hat, earring, eyepatch and wooden leg...





;D

#63091
General Topic / Re: Basis of Happiness
March 21, 2011, 08:40:25 AM
He he, suportahan natin ng labtik sa dunggan... ;D

#63092
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Scandinavian Junk
March 21, 2011, 08:16:59 AM



;D

#63093
General Topic / Re: Bonjour and Hasta La Vista Baby
March 21, 2011, 08:15:09 AM
Aw, di ba anytime mo-transform man sa pagkaangsoboy?

#63095
Hmm, sabagay, kon masugatan nga nagkalat ng lagim, madukol jud...

#63096
He he, naay makaingon og at tie na lang... ;D

#63097
Quote from: Kerstin on March 20, 2011, 10:13:51 PM
haraw lamoyon sa okoy  ;D

Di hilabtan kay kadugo man... ;D

#63098
Quote from: Kerstin on March 20, 2011, 09:46:37 PM
why man manang hubag makigkita ka nako? ahihihi

(hubag sa amoa kay chicks man?) ::)

He he, lahi na man gud ang tayming sa imong posting...

Ang ako lang kon magkita ta basin di ka mohunong og katawa nga magtan-aw sa akong porma...  :-\



#63099
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
March 21, 2011, 06:16:59 AM
Magmonitor sa animal rights violations?

#63100
Quotable Quotes / Re: Average person lies...
March 21, 2011, 06:14:04 AM
Kokak ra...