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Quote from: statesville on March 22, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
"..and do not kabit thy neighbor's wife"

Ah, hmm...yes! With this I wholeheartedly agree, too.

Quote from: cujo on March 21, 2011, 09:57:30 PM
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

                                                             Theodore Hesburg

With this I wholeheartedly agree.

Mao na kini karon ang pilosopiya ni Botoy:

Unsa kahay gamit aning iyang kamot? 

Quote from: islander on March 22, 2011, 02:44:50 PM
kay wa man tawon na maghuwat ug bus.  naghuwat man tawon nag molabay ang bus o awto o traysikad o habal-habal aron siya makalabang.  abi na lang kay naay gihuwat, love na?  kamo gyod... basta makakitag baye nga morag naay gihuwat, ma-excited dayon, hihihi.

Kuyaw man gud kaayo ang gipiling gitindogan ning bayhana, directly above an enormous knob...  

Quote from: ericson on March 13, 2011, 03:45:12 AM
Why am I stupid enough to traverse the dark abyss in front of me?

Hmm, maybe because having painfully gone this far it's stupider to retrace your steps or stay put and wait to be drenched in drool and eaten alive by the frog of boredom?

 

Character descriptions by Bill Watterson from The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book. Courtesy of Andrews McMeel Publishing.





Calvin: An Outlet

Calvin is named for a sixteenth-century theologian who believed in predestination. Most people assume that Calvin is based on a son of mine, or based on detailed memories of my own childhood. In fact, I don't have children, and I was a fairly quiet, obedient kid â€" almost Calvin's opposite. One of the reasons that Calvin's character is fun to write is that I often don't agree with him.

Calvin is autobiographical in the sense that he thinks about the same issues that I do, but in this, Calvin reflects my adulthood more than my childhood. Many of Calvin's struggles are metaphors for my own. I suspect that most of us get old without growing up, and that inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way. I use Calvin as an outlet for my immaturity, as a way to keep myself curious about the natural world, as a way to ridicule my own obsessions, and as a way to comment on human nature. I wouldn't want Calvin in my house, but on paper, he helps me sort through my life and understand it.





Hobbes: Subjective Reality

Named after a seventeenth-century philosopher with a dim view of human nature, Hobbes has the patient dignity and common sense of most animals I've met. Hobbes was very much inspired by one of our cats, a gray tabby named Sprite. Sprite not only provided the long body and facial characteristics for Hobbes, she also was the model for his personality. She was good-natured, intelligent, friendly, and enthusiastic in a sneaking-up-and-pouncing sort of way. Sprite suggested the idea of Hobbes greeting Calvin at the door in midair at high velocity.

With most cartoon animals, the humor comes from their humanlike behavior. Hobbes stands upright and talks of course, but I try to preserve his feline side, both in his physical demeanor and his attitude. his reserve and tact seem very catlike to me, along with his barely contained pride in not being human. Like Calvin, I often prefer the company of animals to people, and Hobbes is my idea of an ideal friend.

The so-called "gimmick" of my strip â€" the two versions of Hobbes â€" is sometimes misunderstood. I don't think of Hobbes as a doll that miraculously comes to life when Calvin's around. Neither do I think of Hobbes as the product of Calvin's imagination. Calvin sees Hobbes one way, and everyone else sees Hobbes another way. I show two versions of reality, and each makes complete sense to the participant who sees it. I think that's how life works. None of us sees the world exactly the same way, and I just draw that literally in the strip. Hobbes is more about the subjective nature of reality than about dolls coming to life.


http://www.npr.org/

Di ra ba jud tawon pwede bawonon sa sunod nga kinabuhi...

Quote from: hofelina on March 22, 2011, 05:33:56 AM
tulo laway ko sa iyang mga pahiyom!

He he, bawsig pahiyom aron magtinuloay mog laway sa kahimuot!

Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 10:34:18 PM
how charming!  truly i'm devastated.

Hmm, to be truly devastated by such innocent charm--that's devastatingly charming. Truly. I mean it innocently, of course... 

Hmm, maybe the Japanese don't want to show their real wounds--nor does the rest of the world want to see them...

Aw, kon oil tanker ni, kusgan ni sila kay krudo ang ilang ilimnon...

Quote from: chicogon on March 18, 2011, 11:23:23 PM
LAB is labad sa ulo, laba dami ug labamba (bomb waiting to explode)... 

Pwede pud LABok-LABok...

Quote from: Moyhua on March 22, 2011, 09:09:59 AM
Naa man kaha ka sa bus stop naghuwat?

Ambot ning bayhana nga naa man sa pedestrian crossing maghuwat...

Quote from: hofelina on March 22, 2011, 07:26:35 AM
this is a strong impression of my son Chris, in a tapok-tapok why is it that tanduay is in the middle paired with cola ( mao niy tawag sa mag aleman sa coke). Akong tubag; hanoy ang istorya kon adunay tubil.

Di ko moangay aning ponsihan ang Tanduay og Coke. Bisan i-chaser ang Coke, way hinungdan.

Hanoy jud hinuon ang estorya basta naay tubil. It loosens the tongue, as they put it...

Quote from: fdaray on March 22, 2011, 11:52:14 AM
Naay daghan.., gi agop-opan sa mga hardware.

Hmm. Wa na diay mamalit ani ron. Nindot baya tog siga, hayag kaayo...

Naa jud hinuoy mga pastor (or other people, for that matter) nga maayo kaayong madalag estorya, malukmay ang maminaw, morag gi-hypnotize...

Quote from: statesville on March 22, 2011, 11:50:08 AM
donkey o mule ba hinoon...

He he, ass-hole ang dating kon maohon...

He he, maayo ning papilion lang para way mahay...

Nga sipti jamo an kay nahimutang digto ubos sang baga nga kakahoyam sang mais haw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 10:47:58 PM
may ara gid hang kokak sang kamasokra apditid gid haw sang mga posisyom

Bwahaha! Indi gid pode mabiya hang kokak sang kamas sokram haw...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 20, 2011, 12:32:33 PM
hawod sa libon? libon pod ang B__?

BolBuhol? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 21, 2011, 10:03:16 AM

Pwede ni sa menudo, o kaha sa halang-halang... 

Quote from: statesville on March 22, 2011, 11:10:23 AM
kalood!..desperado na kaayo ang gusto moinom ana   

He he, di na jud tingali molihok bisag unsaog himas-himas...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 22, 2011, 06:44:03 AM
Authorities learned of the alleged crimes in June, when the girl, who now 15, told her parents and police that Clare had sexually preyed on her for three years.

Grabeha jud kon tinuod. Human pamabdosi unya na-abort, gisigihan pa jud, all of 3 years ang pagpahimulos...  

Quote from: statesville on March 22, 2011, 11:17:20 AM
nice lesson to learn: get off thy high horse, ...

He he, pasakyon na lag donkey?

Quote from: chicogon on March 22, 2011, 11:23:12 AM
Unsa to tawag nija? Morag nay itawag akong lola ani... kalimot kos term  (ngebe)

Hmm... lamparilya?

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 10:34:28 PM
pawird sang pibrare borng

Kag ginag-ayudahang sang mga abyang nga higanting lamgam...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 10:36:00 PM
hambal gid sang anak ni hiklir
hang indi manoglantaw sang unahang kay bolak
kag indi  makakita sang isgang dubok

He he, manugpungot si Ambit Ukangpo kag ang mga apo ni Hiklir sa imon kay ginaglanggikit mo gid ang mga panultihong haw...

Torotot ni Bigpot manughuot
Sang kang Neneng bangag nga hagip-ot...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 10:33:20 PM
iringlis piro may ara takla sang unahang pagtapos sang syomoy

He he, iringlis dayon manugngiyaw pag ginaggilinggiling na haw...

Kung manugkaliton hang paghibot, manugtakla gid haw...

Kon modagan og 174 km/hr, usa pa ka oras. Kon pakusgan ang dagan basin laing emergency ang dangatan...

Quote from: statesville on March 22, 2011, 10:33:19 AM
nah, manimahong pan-os ang ilong...hahaha

Bwahaha! Maayo untag gisip-on ka para imong sikmahan, patas ang labanan!

Quote from: Moyhua on March 22, 2011, 09:15:07 AM
Naa pa sa amo...karaan na jud cguro to!

He he, heirloom na diay to...

Quote from: hofelina on March 22, 2011, 07:15:40 AM


di-a rah Padre! Aduna ko sa balay kay si Consing maoy gamiton mas barato kono kaysa shellane. kerosene man gani ang akong ihapas kon panohoton.

Problema lang ani kay grabe ang anuos sa lubot sa kaldero...

Quote from: chicogon on March 22, 2011, 06:59:03 AM
Naa pa bay baligya gas karon sa mga tindahan? Sa una kay tinaro man tong sudlanan. Basin light bulbs na lang baligya karon  hehehehe 

Tinaro ang sudlanan sa gas unya pwede mopalit og pila ka takos. Kon mahurot na ang gas hugasan lang ang taro unya gamiton na pud isip sudlanan og ginamos. Mao lang gihapon ang taksanan...

Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 11:44:42 PM
holy cow, it's timon and pumba, yipeee! 

He he, kaila man jud sa iyang mga kasangkayan...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 10:30:54 PM
to si istobilib sano jati ra

Jati jati an, pode gid man sinoibil haw...

Quote from: chicogon on March 22, 2011, 02:46:35 AM
"Boss, amo, mag-unsa na lang ko ani?!! Paets."

Bwahaha! Basin inig-abli sa baba naay tinagoang parte nga mogawas!

May naa pug haybrig nga kokak nga hang sabot digto manugkumbitay sang bibig ya...

Quote from: hofelina on March 22, 2011, 06:51:24 AM
mga bombay sa una kosog mosoroy mamaligya, hulog-hulogan!

Aw, mao ba? Sauna ra jud diay ning mga Bombay sa atoa...

Quote from: chicogon on March 22, 2011, 01:46:10 AM
Moderno na kaau kung naay petromax sa una... ang uban kadto ra jong lampara o kandila ilaha 

Naa pud tong gamay nga pulawan nga sama ani...

Quote from: chicogon on March 22, 2011, 01:46:10 AM
Moderno na kaau kung naay petromax sa una... ang uban kadto ra jong lampara o kandila ilaha 

Hmm. Naa bitaw pud tong parol de kombate...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 10:17:07 PM

may ara gid pikromaks kag poso ginagbitaybitay

Indi gid maayo ang pikromaks sang barbikyuhan kay manugklaro ang pagkaom ya, bal-an gid nga ang ginagkaom mo nga adidas kay wati diay haw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 10:15:25 PM
paborito mo gid hang halisbo daw sanga

Hmm, indi gid man paborito, pero OK lang, mas namit kung may naa konting baho parang simoy nga hanging dagat haw...

Kingahanglang damo gid ang siling kolikot para pampainit sang abingtyur sang wik-ind trip mo haw...

Quote from: islander on March 21, 2011, 11:49:08 PM
dayon maghinaot mong duhang pakno nga daghan mog kinamrasan.  ug iring.  hahaha!

Kibak kag nitkwak gid lang ang gingkahagrokang ni to Bol haw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 10:19:16 PM
mangapaslot gid kag kahapdos na gid kinaong sang korambos

Indi na gid pode gamitong sang isa ka bulang, jinggol na lang haw...

Quote from: islander on March 22, 2011, 12:03:55 AM
paskang naka-rimbo rak man kog ahat ug kinatawa ani nga thread.  naunsa na man ni... hapit na ko way kusog nga molihok sa computer mouse aning inyong kalaki, hahaha!

Likay kagid sang rimborak, Mis Ayl, bason manugkuto ang dugokang mo haw kag manugkakita ka sang bahag sang hari nga si Jang Rimbo.

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 21, 2011, 10:29:46 PM
kisomkisom daw ragbi

Saktan pagid sang kapsirap...

Indi ka manugkalimot sang nagkapakambok gid nga ginamos sang Balingsya haw...

Michael Clare, Bronx pastor charged with raping, impregnating 12-year-old girl, rejects plea deal
BY Kevin Deutsch
DAILY NEWS WRITER
Monday, March 21st 2011, 2:04 PM



Dr. Michael Clare is accused of sleeping with a 12-year-old girl and impregnating the child.


A Bronx pastor charged with raping a 12-year-old girl from his flock turned down a "sweetheart" plea deal that came with three years in prison.

Michael Clare, 38, refused the offer from prosecutors, despite "almost irrefutable proof" he impregnated the child, said Bronx Supreme Court Justice Megan Tallmer.

"He wasn't interested," Tallmer said in court Monday.

Clare's lawyer, Paul Brenner, asked the judge to consider probation instead of prison.

"I would never do that," she snapped, citing a DNA match between Clare and the victim's aborted fetus.

Clare - the married leader of the Harvest Worship Center and principal of the associated Harvest Prep school, declined comment outside court.

Authorities learned of the alleged crimes in June, when the girl, who now 15, told her parents and police that Clare had sexually preyed on her for three years.

Clare, who is free on $50,000 bond, faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted of first-degree rape at trial.

Prosecutors believe he may have victimized other young churchgoers as well.

The judge said his preaching days are probably over, though, since his name would likely be added to the state sex offender registry following any plea deal.

"I don't see how he could continue his work as a pastor," Tallmer said.

Clare's lawyer said the clergyman will be vindicated at trial.

"He turned down the plea deal because he's innocent," Brenner said.

One prosecutor said that was a mistake.

"This was a sweetheart offer considering the evidence against him," the prosecutor said. "It won't get any better from here."


http://www.nydailynews.com/

Already the crisis is triggering an urgent rethink of nuclear power around the world, from China to Germany, where pressure is building to sharply accelerate a plan to phase out nuclear energy.

"Fukushima, March 12: 15:36: The End of the Nuclear Age," read the cover of the Germany's prestigious Der Spiegel magazine â€" referring to the exact time an explosion rocked the Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear plant where workers are racing to prevent a meltdown.

While the Asian tsunami and last year's earthquake in Haiti triggered an enormous outpouring of worldwide sympathy and aid, the Japan catastrophe is one where people in industrialized countries can more easily see themselves in the victims' shoes.

"One of the things that make this a unique situation is that it is a catastrophic event with incredible terrifying loss that's occurring in a country that is also wealthy," said Verchick, author of the book Facing Catastrophe: Environmental Action for a Post-Katrina World.

Verchick said that in New Orleans, many people who lived through Hurricane Katrina are watching the scenes in Japan with a sense of gut-wrenching familiarity, with some even experiencing symptoms associated with post-traumatic stress disorder.

The Japan tsunami will go down in history as the more significant disaster, according to James Orr, professor of East Asian studies at Bucknell University. Not because of any difference in suffering, but because its effects will be felt around the planet in a more direct way. "Katrina was very much a regional disaster," he said.

And that global punch is given more force from the historic speed with which the images of devastation reached every corner of the planet.

"People all over the world have the ability to almost immediately see the disaster on the ground," said Verchick. "And that actually produces psychological and social changes in people and communities all over the world."


http://news.yahoo.com/

But amid tragedy, Francis Fukuyama, the eminent Stanford philosopher and author of "The End of History and the Last Man," sees the possibility for the crisis to become a galvanizing force for political change in the world.

"It does seem to me a natural disaster like this, because it reminds everybody of how commonly vulnerable they are, could be used as an opportunity to reshape the whole tone and character of politics," Fukuyama told The Associated Press.

The unbelievable sight of rich Japan â€" famous for trains running like clockwork, state-of-the-art gadgets, concern for safety and order â€" laid low by a freak force of nature beyond human control has been a terrifying wake-up call. On Friday, Japan's government acknowledged that the triple blow of quake, tsunami and nuclear disaster completely overwhelmed even its elaborately laid out, and fastidiously practiced, emergency response systems.

"The unprecedented scale of the earthquake and tsunami that struck Japan, frankly speaking, were among many things that happened that had not been anticipated under our disaster management contingency plans," said Chief Cabinet Secretary Yukio Edano.

There's another great earthquake that changed the world: Lisbon, 1755. The tsunami-churning temblor flattened the Portuguese city, killed tens of thousands of people, and caused Enlightenment thinkers to re-imagine the role of government and community.

Experts say this crisis could become another historical turning point that may alter mankind's perception of its relationship to the world, and societies' relationship with one another in an age of globalization.

"What the Lisbon earthquake experience contributed to Western history (was) this move of government being responsible to its people and protecting them in a community-driven way," said Verchick. "Is there anything like that that might happen as a result of the Japan tsunami and earthquake and nuclear disaster? I think that the answer is yes. It's related to the idea of global community."

By JOJI SAKURAI, Associated Press â€" Sun Mar 20, 1:08 am ET


TOKYO â€" There are events in history that sear themselves into the world's collective imagination, and enter the realm where myth meets heartbreaking reality.

Japan's tragedy is one of those events. Already, it seems reasonable to surmise it could prove one of the most significant calamities of our time â€" one that shapes policies, economies, even philosophies for decades to come in an increasingly interconnected world.

There is the sheer, surreal force of the images emerging from afflicted zones: cars perched on rooftops, ships sitting in rice paddies, helicopters in a David-and-Goliath battle against radiation-spewing nuclear reactors.

And the way it haunts us with some of our most basic fears: Death by water. Or rubble. Or nuclear fallout.

Add to that, it's a crisis with an impact that will be felt around the planet: Japan is one of the most advanced countries in the world, its third-largest economy, its most successful car-seller and its second-most generous giver of foreign aid.

"This event has the potential to be the most globally disruptive natural hazard in modern times," said Rob Verchick, a disaster expert at Loyola University in New Orleans. "And it may just be, in the context of globalization, of all time."

The Asian tsunami of 2004 killed more people. The fall of the Twin Towers launched two wars. The collapse of the Berlin Wall spelled the end of an empire.

But in this event, psychological, even philosophical, shock over the confluence of human tragedy and nuclear catastrophe yields some fundamental questions. If a technological power like Japan can be so vulnerable, who's safe? Is even minimal risk, as with nuclear power, too much risk? Do we need to rethink the role of government in protecting the public?

Shaking us from modern-day hubris, we're forced to think about whether even the most advanced societies, with almost obsessively meticulous safety backstops, are still pitifully at the mercy of the elements.

The ugly duckling...

You go to the market stall and you pick your frogs from a tank. The vendor takes them out and bangs them against the table to kill them. Then she peels the skin off them and she fills the blender with hot white bean broth, some honey, raw aloe vera and a generous portion of maca. Then she adds your plucked frogs and she turns the blender on. And voila, a delicious warm glass of frog juice.









http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/

They call it 'The Peruvian Viagra' and they say it's great for you if you have a low sex drive. It's the best aphrodisiac. 'Extracto de rana' (Frog juice) is in very high demand at local markets of Lima, Peru.

It's also heals stuff like asthma, bronchitis, sluggishness, but who cares about those. As long as it gives you a good boner. The main aphrodisiac effect probably comes from one of it's ingredients called Maca, which is a South-American plant known for it's erotic powers.

   

Indi gid man ako manughagrok sang alisbo haw...

linagpang

Indi gid manug-ukang hang kinorambos
Hangtod gid mangawangwang kag mangaloslos

Por teng o toga...

Damo gid man indi tuod nga nitibo haw.

Indi man pode indi ka manugginhawa haw...

Kulapyot

Pirming ringlis haw...

Pawird bay big smayls...

At worlds.

Sugar Girls and Seamen
A Journey into the World of Dockside Prostitution in South Africa
By Henry Trotter

242 pages • 6 × 9 in. • Copublished with Jacana Media • Distribution Rights: All Americas & Pacific Rim • Paperback: 978-0-8214-1963-2


    “Adamantine research and thoughtful analysis … brilliant and detailed.” --Sunday Times, South Africa

    “Sugar Girls and Seamen is a major contribution to our understanding of bar prostitution in harbor areas frequented by international sailors. It is the most in-depth and insightful exploration of this type of sexual commerce availableâ€"a wonderfully written, groundbreaking ethnographic study.” --Ronald Weitzer â€" George Washington University

    “Trotter is so fascinated with the culture, that his drive to understand makes the book really readable. You are drawn into a world where the rules are important, but they are not the rules you know. A provocative read.” --The Citizen


http://www.ohioswallow.com/

i is kyu

Naw naw naw

Tomoro tomoro tomoro

Manugdaog hang pinormang harina
Manugkombati taman sang ginghawa

Sampak gid hang sabot...

Kag lukot haw...

Manugsamot gid ang alisbo haw...

Hmm, manug-adto ko sang inyom barbikyoham kay waay na gid ako hangkakita sang pitromaks haw...

The Jarmels : A Little Bit of Soap ( 1961 )

Did mans tsist...

Mahilig manugpadribol...

A kiyod in every port...

OK lang sang akon kay si Botoy tigbalam gid haw...

Isgang dobuk...

Wa na man tingali kailag Petromax ang mga bag-ong tubo... 

Once a lady bought a new lamp from the market. When she reached home, it was dark. So, she filled the lamp with oil and putting a wick into it lighted it. It began to shine with a clear steady light.

The lamp felt proud of itself and its clear light. It started boasting that its light was brighter than that of the sun even.

Suddenly a strong puff of wind came and blew it out. The lamp felt very small and realized its folly. It never knew that it could not face the wind at all.

The lady lighted the lamp once again. Now the lamp kept shining calmly showing no pride and making no boasts.

The lady said to the lamp, "Keep shining gently. Don't compare yourself to the sun. He never goes out, nor he needs to be re-lighted like you."


http://kidsfront.com/stories-for-kids/vanity_leads_to_disgrace.html

Rudjir...

Daysik sang kaugalingom...

Kung hang nene hang balhiboom, pagilok hang toto...

Ang bak pak, iniro gid ya. Ang pak bag, kung diin mo mag-iniro haw... 

He he, kirlis wispir...

He he, hang manughingtungdan gid kay sayangtis may haw...

Bason hang ipaibot kay kanang mangugat gid sang pangkinokak, imtims ina...