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Quote from: islander on April 06, 2011, 10:36:04 PM
In an interview in his office, Ingles said he was told that President Aquino was impressed with his decision to waive his monthly stipend from the local government units during his nine years as RTC judge in Cebu City.

Oi, di diay kaentrada ang atong local politicos kon maohon...

Naa puy Verbbisong...

(Hmm. Di ba kaha diay to Nounbisong?) 

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 05:32:44 PM
Nangita'g labok!!!

Dia ra si Bay Bugs ay, nituktugaok na...

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 05:35:07 PM
matabang ug walay motan-aw.....mamuso pa man gani..

He he, namulong ang manggialamon kabahin niini nga kalingawan...

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 05:33:51 PM
ayaw, kay di kaayo ko maayo nga moduwa ana....hehehe

Bwahaha! Otro baya pud kong bulok ani!

Basin tungod aning hubo-hubo mamenosan ang pagpamuso... 

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 05:30:58 PM
ang kon tambay sa atua mauy kontra....kuli'ng magpapildi....

Mahimo pud tingali balihon na lang ang patakaran...

Quote from: fdaray on April 07, 2011, 03:44:22 PM

Unsa man ni, 11 million dollars pud ang balor ani?

Sakto diay tuod. Kon hubog-hubog ang tuyo, magpapildi permi...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 07, 2011, 04:21:52 PM
daghan ba...residential area baya ning amo pero mao pod inig ulan bahaonon kay way drainage... kada buntag makakita ko ug mga baki nga nangaligsan diha sa dalan sa amoang dapit...naa pa'y fresh pang naligsan, naa'y medyo gabie pa, naa'y pila na ka semana flat na kaayo, usahay iring pod makita nako,   naa'y ka isa kay bitin gyud akong nakita nga pisat kaayo...

Oi, daghang animales diayng dapita. Sayang. Makaon ra ba unta ang baki...

Quote from: fdaray on April 07, 2011, 04:31:54 PM
Animal abuse ba kon tira-tira lang ang ipakaon sa imong buhi nga iro? Usahay wa pay pamahw ang iro. Is that animal abuse?

Animal abuse jud. Ang iro kinahanglan pakan-on og dog food. Kon di gani, kon unsay imong kan-on mao puy kan-on sa imong iro.

Luis "Lou" Salvador (July 7, 1905 - March 1, 1973) was a Filipino basketball player, stage actor and talent manager. As a player for the Philippine national basketball team during the 1923 Far Eastern Games, he scored 116 points in a single game. He later became a leading figure in Philippine show business as a talent manager and a stage show impresario. Several of his 58 children became notable personalities in the Philippine entertainment scene.

Salvador fathered 58 children and reputedly had 25 mistresses. Apart from Lou Salvador, Jr., he also fathered the actors Alona Alegre, Leroy Salvador, Mina Aragon, Phillip Salvador, Ross Rival and Jumbo Salvador. The actors Maja Salvador and Jobelle Salvador are his granddaughters.

The Young Dolphy

Launch of the International Year of Forests,
2 February, 2011, General Assembly Hall, New York

Resolution adopted by the General Assembly
On the report of the Second Committee (A/61/422/Add.1 and Corr.1)

61/193. International Year of Forests, 2011

The General Assembly,

Reaffirming its commitment to the Non-legally Binding Authoritative Statement of Principles for a Global Consensus on the Management, Conservation and Sustainable Development of All Types of Forests and Agenda 21, adopted at the United Nations Conference on Environment and Development, the United Nations Millennium Declaration, adopted at the Millennium Summit in 2000, the Johannesburg Declaration on Sustainable Development and the Plan of Implementation of the World Summit on Sustainable Development, adopted at the World Summit on Sustainable Development, held in Johannesburg, South Africa, in 2002,

Recalling the Convention on Biological Diversity, the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, the United Nations Convention to Combat Desertification in Those Countries Experiencing Serious Drought and/or Desertification, Particularly in Africa, and other relevant conventions dealing with the complexity of forest issues,

Recognizing that forests and sustainable forest management can contribute significantly to sustainable development, poverty eradication and the achievement of internationally agreed development goals, including the Millennium Development Goals,

Recalling Economic and Social Council decision 2006/230 of 24 July 2006,

Emphasizing the need for sustainable management of all types of forests, including fragile forest ecosystems,

Convinced that concerted efforts should focus on raising awareness at all levels to strengthen the sustainable management, conservation and sustainable development of all types of forests for the benefit of current and future generations,

1. Decides to declare 2011 the International Year of Forests;

2. Requests the secretariat of the United Nations Forum on Forests of the Department of Economic and Social Affairs of the Secretariat, to serve as the focal point for the implementation of the Year, in collaboration with Governments, the Collaborative Partnership on Forests and international, regional and subregional organizations and processes as well as relevant major groups;

3. Invites, in particular, the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations, as the Chair of the Collaborative Partnership on Forests, within its mandate, to support the implementation of the Year;

4. Calls upon Governments, relevant regional and international organizations, and major groups to support activities related to the Year, inter alia, through voluntary contributions, and to link their relevant activities to the Year;

5. Encourages voluntary partnerships among Member States, international organizations and major groups to facilitate and promote activities related to the Year at the local and national levels, including by creating national committees or designating focal points in their respective countries;

6. Requests the Secretary-General to report to the General Assembly at its sixty-fourth session on the state of preparations for the Year.

83rd plenary meeting
20 December 2006

He he, pataka lang diayg enter...

Kini ang version para sa hard drinkers...

Rule 1: Imong imnon ang imong pisa nga makan-an sa kontra.
Rule 2: Ang unang matumba maoy pildi.

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 01:12:18 PM
bag-o pa sab ko nahiuli, adtong Sunday lang ko nabalik.....
nakakilaw pod tuod.........pero way kasikas kay way bala...

He he, ang importante nga nakakilaw ug nakataak sa hunasan...

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 12:58:51 PM
pwede pod:

"dako 'sawa, lamoy gamay bana"

He he, Ininsik man ning imo, Bay Bugs. Burag natakdan na man ka aning ilang superpowerdom...

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 01:14:13 PM
tugob sa pasensya ko'ng magpaabot....

Aw, kon wa koy makit-ang kinonsehal, pwede bag binaranggaytanod na lang...

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 12:38:35 PM
naa kay hulagway sa kinonsehal, Bai Hubs?...

He he, video na ang angay ani, para masabtan sa pilosopiya. Mangita pa ta...

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 01:06:29 PM
regardless ug asa napadpad, magbalikbalik raman pod...

Tuod no? Bag-ohay pa ganing nahiuli...

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 12:55:48 PM
imbis kan-anan....duganan?...

Bisan kwikihanan lang...

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 12:56:52 PM
basin ning migrate nas laing kapopod-an....kay alingasa

Hmm, di kaha kontinente ang gilalinan...

Quote from: bugsay on April 07, 2011, 12:46:30 PM
sa Bohol gamay nalang.....

Oi, ngano man?

Mao ni perti para sa piknik. Hmm, basin naa pa diay ni laing kagamitan...

He he, way angay kabalak-an--si ismi ra...

Bwahaha!

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 07, 2011, 07:16:40 AM
bitaw bai hubs, showing your body is an art if it's very beautiful and sexy.

He he, OK diay sigon sa balita...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 31, 2011, 04:53:40 PM
Sumala ni Dr. Lucille Mercado, hepe sa CCAIB nga nakadawat sila og report nga kining mga establisementoha mopahubo gyud sa ilang mga dancer sa panahon sa kadlawon, unya sinaw ug hamis kaayo ang mga lawas.

Abilidaran na bitaw kaayo ning teenagers sa atoa ron...

He he, mas modelo nang imohang Nikon, Fr. Chic. Kining akoang Canon kay karaan man...

Kini kay mas klaro...

Nakaila kag TIKUGAS? Mao ba ni siya? 

He he, i-zip nato atong baba kay makasulti unta tag di mao, aw, mao diay... 

Hinuon, basin swertehon...

Attagirl...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 06, 2011, 08:31:30 PM
Victims of love

Kaluoy pud. Nahitumpawak sa imbornal sa kawad-on... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on April 06, 2011, 10:54:59 PM
Dili ni victims of Love..resulta sa eresponsabling uwag.

Importante bitaw nga reponsable ang imong uwag, kana bitawng kinonsehal ang kijod... 

Ngano kaha bitaw nga naa may memories nga mopilit sa atong hunahuna nga usahay wa bayay hinungdan...

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. 

Quote from: Chongki on April 07, 2011, 01:49:20 AM
ako .....

Hmm... All the time?

Quote from: mistyeyed on April 06, 2011, 10:42:07 PM
learn more and discover more about your wife in a loving way.Try and try until you say hahay..show time

Mao jud, try and try
Hangtod makasakay
Ibabaw sa kamay...

Show time!

Quote from: mistyeyed on April 06, 2011, 10:42:07 PM
Usahay bitaw Bay,kaming mga asawa,mo subida among batasan ug ang among bana dili kamao mo sakay sa among mood swing..

He he, malipong man pud tag kinapyot sa swinging mood kon maohon. Kinahanglan diay ning inunggoy...

Quote from: mistyeyed on April 06, 2011, 10:15:20 PM
Basin kinahanglan sa imong asawa nga mo sakay ka sa 4x4 bay.Basin siya sige drive way pasahero.

He he, basin way pasahero kay naglupad man si Bay Vist, Flying Segbin gud...

Quote from: mistyeyed on April 06, 2011, 10:13:47 PM
Hahaha,puedi pod unta kung nahibalo ang banana nga naa kay balak portion,ug wala uroy,wa japon,e sulti nalang directly.

He he, ayaw na lang diay anang balak, body language na lang aron sayon sabton...

Quote from: borobotoy on April 02, 2011, 07:50:34 AM
nauwaw mang ang spam

He he, samot na kay imong gi-identify...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 06, 2011, 06:17:06 AM
In Asia’s case, the gap between nations in English proficiency was largely affected by the level of political stability and economic power of the country as well as the educational zeal of the people. Overall English ability was highest in Northern European countries such as Norway, the Netherlands and Denmark, with Sweden and Finland following closely behind.

In places where the public education system is relatively weak, the English proficiency of the people also rated poorly. Argentina, ranking 16th in total, scored highest among Central and South American nations with 53.49 points.

A reaction from "Henry", Mon Apr 04, 2011 21:33 PHT:  

Philippines is not included in the survey. If they included Philippines in their sample, it would have totally mess up their conclusion since they basically argued that English proficiency is directly proportional to the wealth of a nation. Higher per capita means better English proficiency for a country. Hence Education First might have opted not to include Philippines in the survey considering it would have been a major anomaly. Philippines would have ranked highest among Asian countries despite having the lowest per capita and a "relatively weak public school system". And they will never be able to explain this anomaly since they can never quantify the sociological phenomenon that is "Americanization of Filipino Society." When math does not support the facts, just overlook (or eliminate) the things that does not fit. Classic case of simplification. Way to go Education First!


More reactions at: http://ph.news.yahoo.com/korea-ranks-3rd-asian-countries-english-proficiency-20110404-000001-219.html

Quote from: islander on March 27, 2011, 11:32:55 PM
Border Agent Put His Wife on Terrorist List
An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.

He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 06, 2011, 10:35:30 PM

i have something in mind...

He he, pwede mao ni ang caption:

Usa ka niwang nga bana
Gilamoy sa bakunawa.

Quote from: mistyeyed on April 06, 2011, 10:22:36 PM
Unsa ra diay ngan? amiga ra mo? kuyog kuyog?o kuya kuya

Tawgon man lang kog Manoy Botoy...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 07, 2011, 06:50:05 AM
mobalik man jud ta kay gawas nga Pinoy, bol-anon pa jud.

wa pod koy laing lingaw, bay hubs, kini ra jung sige tag-dokdok sa TB ug sipa-sipa sa lata

He he, nagpasabot pud ni nga lig-on pa ang kabukogan (tudlo, tuhod, tiil). Apil na pud ang kaunoran ug kaugatan...

Hmm, pila kaha ka libo ka trabahante ang nagtrabaho 24/7, er, 24/6 ra diay...

Kon ang art materials ray hisgotan, dako ra tingali ang P50K...

Balak Sa Gugma

(Binaki Version)

Gihigugma ko ikaw
Dinhis atong lim-aw
Magtilapanay ta
Taman sa ginhawa
Samtang nagtabisay
Ang nagtubod tang laway

Balak Sa Gugma

(Libat-libat Version)

Gihigugma ko ikaw
Ubos ug ibabaw
Maghawok tang duha
Nga nagtinutokay
Hangtod mosulimbad
Ang nagsiga tang mata

More at: http://www.fotomage.com/new-models-for-21st-century/?utm_source=wahoha.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=wahoha

Gusto kag uyab nga parehas ani ang abilidad?

Quote from: hofelina on April 06, 2011, 06:02:56 PM
Paanhi-a sa Bohol kay dahang tang doktor laway!

Delikado kay pedophile ra ba kuno ning karaho...

Basta naay demand, mosulpot jud ang suppy...

More at: http://verybadfrog.com/24966/photo-stories/chicago-in-1949-photographed-by-stanley-kubrick

Now it sparkles in the right place...

Quote from: kan-ogong on April 06, 2011, 04:01:40 AM
In related news, the boy’s father, Joe Suan, has revealed being subjected recently to a bribery attempt. Suan, in an interview with Journal Online, claimed that unidentified men offered him P1 million and scholarships for his children in exchange for defaming Willie Revillame and “Willing Willie.”

Suan said the offer was made in person and through phone, which he had turned down. He continues to deny charges of child abuse and exploitation being leveled against Revillame, insisting that his son was neither humiliated nor forced to dance in “Willing Willie.”

He expressed hope that the matter be settled soon

Hmm, morag kaduhaduhaan man ang motibo aning tawhana...

Quote from: islander on April 06, 2011, 02:59:16 AM
we can do more without the weight of publicity.

well, willie revillame is news.  too bad.

Indeed. The news factor corrupts and a money-making news factor corrupts inconsolably...

Quote from: islander on April 03, 2011, 01:10:36 PM
kanunay pabor sa kinsay naa sa political power, morag iglesia ni cristo.

Hmm. Tinuod ba gud ni?

Quote from: Vistabel on April 06, 2011, 10:49:39 AM
bitaw dagko-a nang bolinao sa Valencia, bohol nindot kaayo kilawon basta di lang tinituhan ug dinamita. 

Dayon ang giant bulinaw paresan sa gipang-harvest gikan sa corn trees, pagkahumag kaon andam na pagsuroysuroy sa hacienda nga kon lantawon moabot sa kapunawpunawan...

Village People support staff...

Usahay makaingon bitaw ta nga ang UN Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples (adopted in 2007) giabusahan pud.

Quote from: statesville on April 06, 2011, 11:08:07 AM
nakaayo sa mga masakiton konohay unya dili makaayo sa iyang kaugalingon, hmmm sa  motuo lang 

Sa magpatonto lang... 

Basin pud gipangtugnaw...