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Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 03:26:38 PM
a, diay?  baje diay ning uwaka, wa lang mag-bikini. 

Androgynous ning uwaka ni, spiritual na ang iyang dimension tungod sa online studies...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 03:25:02 PM
siyalan ba diayng bikoga... wa lang ka magpahibawo wa hinoon ko katugon ug balingsya ginamos da.

Wa ba kaha pud mahutdi kay gipakyaw og laing ginamos gourmet...

Quote from: bugsay on April 11, 2011, 03:24:35 PM
patapsing lang....

Delikado, basin naay mapagan nga baki anang imong kalaki...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 03:23:12 PM
inyo ra gyong laktaw-laktawan ang spiritual master da...

Sino gid man? Hang toto ba hang ginaglibak ninyo haw?

Quote from: bugsay on April 11, 2011, 03:19:22 PM
nahiuli lage tawon sa wa damha didto's atong hacienda....nakakilaw pod.

Swerteha, dagko ra ba jud ang bulinaw diha sa inyoha...

Oi, di man na sila matagamtam sa taste buds, Ms. Isle...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
ot:  nabanhaw si bugsaw!  igzu ni hubzu.  diin man ka uy.  sa kadugay namong tikdoltikdol ug painit, abi nakog gitangag na kag ice floe.  nanginhas na pod kag balingsya no?

He he, basin dugay nahurot ang inanag nga bunga sa corn tree...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
super ang pagkamapahimuslanon kay lalakwe diay nang nagbikini, hahaha!

Di tawon, kay kaila ning uwaka sa baho og baje...

Quote from: bugsay on April 11, 2011, 03:03:01 PM
makaingon pod ko nga mapahimuslanon....kay namislit sa lubot....

He he, maantigong mogamit sa tanang panuslok ning uwaka ni...

Quote from: bugsay on April 11, 2011, 03:01:40 PM
hehehehe...tinudloan diay ni Sir FD?....

He he, ang grandmaster man jud ang gitumbok...

There's no foolin' this one...

Hmm. Asa kaha ta kapalit ani?

Hmm. A British shorthair kitten?

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 02:53:35 PM
that's the best.  i heard that hardened criminals hate rapists.  they look up to bank robbers and fear murderers, but rapists are way below their pecking order.  kuno.

Tagam ang rapists kay hardened ra ba jud tingali permi...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 02:49:06 PM
di gihapon tantong brayt kay di ang ubos sa bikini ang giinitan.

Oops, first things first...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 02:45:29 PM
deadly gihapon kun ituslok.

Aw, nakalimot man ko nga Insik ka. Limahong thrust tuod diay...

Brayt kaayo ning uwaka, mahilig man gud og online studies... 

The Lingering Melancholy Of A Battle Won

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 02:23:47 PM
aw, kun ma-shot sa igot-igot sa laki, labing maayo.

Oops, taop sa butbot sa butboton kon maohon!

My, this carking migraine! 

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 02:01:28 PM
unya kay matarantar man ang baye, di na kahunahuna.  ngilo gihapon kay iya na lang ni ipalamoy sa laki, hahaha!

Hahaha jud tuod kay kahinultol pa kahang mopalamoy!

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 01:55:55 PM
ang liyon o ang high-paying jobber?

alisngaw - pag-alisbo sa hinungaw; pagsungaw; english: evaporate, fume (http://cebu.sandayong.com/dictionary)

morag steep kaayo ning job description ani da because of the danger of sarin gas exposure.

He he, suwayi pud ang http://www.binisaya.com/.

To take on this job, should be made of sterner stuff...

A much simpler model yet arguably just as effective...





Sus, kangilo kaha! 

Kini maoy epektibo nga anti-rape device...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 12:08:30 PM
nasuwertehan pa gyod ning mga tripolantiha ay:

In 2006, the Philippines, one of the few democratic nations which authorized the death penalty for rape, abolished the death penalty altogether.

http://www.thejusticecenter.org/cap/pdfs/internationalperspectives.pdf

Hmm, one can't say. Basin tungod kay way death penalty, tibuok kinabuhi silang magtingkagol sa prisohan diin sila na pud ang perming ma-rape...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 12:59:44 PM
moral lesson:  kun naay kontra, one must try his best to be above reproach. 

Moral lesson #2:  Those who have enemies should make the first move.

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 01:22:52 PM
aw, mora man god ug taga-tb nga nagpauraray on a lazy sunday.

He he, sa akong tan-aw mora mag naghujop ni sijag alisngaw...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 12:03:21 PM
kini akong pilion.  di sa tanang panahon makapukpok kog tirador, yeheeee.

He he, morag di man deadly, Ms. Isle, gaan ra man...

This is what you call supercardom...

Bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 10:13:53 AM
eh?  insik na pod diay ka karon?

He he, usa ra bitaw ko ka pulpol nga tinun-an sa Tungatungang Gingharian...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 10:13:53 AM
eh?  insik na pod diay ka karon?

He he, di man gud ko kasukol sa inyong superpowerdom...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 10:12:03 AM
ano ba gid ini, ginahidlaw ka na ba kang bolbuhol, kalit man lang kag haw-haw de karabaw dinha? 

bolbuhol, apir na!  wir ar yu na ba gid, to?

Gusto ko na gid hang siryus nga diskasyom haw, waay na gid pumatim-aw hang maalamong kong paknir ya...

Hmm, he can't be Shercat Holmes...  

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 10:03:11 AM
you are.

As a practicing Taoist I have to demur...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 10:02:11 AM
only because there are supertheologians...

Aprub gid wid awt tingking haw...

as translated by Stephen Mitchell


1. “In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple.”

2. “If you want to become full, let yourself be empty.”

3. “If you want to be given everything, give everything up.”

4. “If you realize that you have enough, you are truly rich.”

5. “When there is no desire, all things are at peace.”

6. “Be content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are.
When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you.”

7. “In the pursuit of knowledge, every day something is added.
In the practice of the Tao, every day something is dropped.”

8. “The Master’s power is like this.
He lets all things come and go effortlessly, without desire.
He never expects results; thus he is never disappointed.
He is never disappointed; thus his spirit never grows old.”

9. “I have just three things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion.
These three are your greatest treasures.”

10. “The Master has no possessions.
The more he does for others, the happier he is.
The more he gives to others, the wealthier he is.”


http://www.missminimalist.com/

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 09:53:25 AM
thus do i concede that you don't only use the dull instrument of words but also the poignancy of pictures to catch that ludicrous sense.

Well, as it is, both the ludicrous and the solemn you find here in TB aplenty. I just can't say which is the greater presence...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 09:49:46 AM
well, the online bible studies in tb is not here for nothing.

Hmm, you sound like you've got superstudentdom in this regard...

Happy buddies... 

Life is an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. --Carl Sandburg

Bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 09:13:48 AM
hey, you're fun, hubag.  whether the rape victim is a female or male, you seem to find something comic there. 

Hmm. Nothing comic in the act at all. It's identifying the act using the dull instrument of words that somehow introduces a sense of the ludicrous.

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 09:11:47 AM
in which case, wow, rapists' weapons should be sucked into nothingness, ground to oblivion with a vagina dentata, as ardently as they sought to gain their improper entry though the heavens may fall.

Hmm, what a savage Old Testament prescription you're offering. It jars my non-atomistic sensibilities...

The Winner is always a part of the answer;
The Loser is always a part of the problem.

The Winner always has a program;
The Loser always has an excuse.

The Winner says, "Let me do it for you;"
The Loser says, "That's not my job."

The Winner sees an answer for every problem;
The Loser sees a problem in every answer.

The Winner says, "It may be difficult but it's possible;"
The Loser says, "It may be possible but it's too difficult."


http://www.bizmove.com/

I'd be glad to meet the blessed owner of this house... 

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 09:01:23 AM
fine, no distinction indeed.  except for the gender, right?

He he, I have conceded that "nakuha ang pagkalalaki" is just as valid. In fact, I'm about willing to admit that in the case of a man being raped for the first time, "napusgay ang kaputli" might be in order--notwithstanding the expression's unintended comic effect.

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 08:25:11 AM
laing bikil ani nga phrase, ang mga babaye diay kadto rang virgin all their lives?  mga matso na diay ron ang inyong mga asawa.

A little clarification is in order here. Kon moingon ta nga "nakuha ang pagkababaye", no distinction is made as to the state of innocence the woman is in (i.e., whether or not she's still a virgin). The emphasis here is on lack of consent (as opposed to, let's say, "gitanyag ang pagkababaye"). The proper expression should be something like "napusgay ang kaputli" if what's at issue is virginity--which, by the way, could be forcibly taken or freely, breathlessy, ardently given in total abandon though the heavens fall and the universe itself is sucked into nothingness.

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 08:25:11 AM
sige, ingnon nato nga kinasaktohan ning bisaya nga 'nakuha ang pagkababaye'... sakto pod diay ning laki nga gi-rape (you know, sa prisohan, ingnon na lang nato) tawgon ug 'nakuha ang pagkalalaki'? 

In all linguistic fairness, sakto baya pud...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 08:21:04 AM
ingnon na lang nato ha nga may puruhan nga nagitag kalingawan pero wa gyoy baye nga mangitag rape ha?  bisan pareha pa ninyo kamatso, labi na kining mga tontoha nga mga hubog pa gyod diay, wa gyoy ganahan.  way bayeng ganahan ug rape kay lugos god na, meaning way gusto mao nga gilugos.

Uyon kaayo ko aning imong punto, Ms. Isle. Ayaw lang gud pangugat...   

He he... 

Quote from: islander on April 10, 2011, 10:41:33 PM
tblander ba ning liyona?  tingali bayag sila ra ni hubag ang nag-eb-eb, wa paapila si glacier.

Hmm, naa ba diay liyon nga member sa TB? Naa koy nahibaw-an nga ubang mananap, pero so far wa koy nailhang liyon...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2011, 09:49:38 PM
naa pay mas mahal ana, tig-ugay sa itlog anang Lion. hahahahha

Bwahaha! Basin apil sa job description ang "sensation upon request". Ang delikado kon apil ang "all the way"!

By TOMOKO A. HOSAKA, Associated Press



http://www.seacoastonline.com/


There are no cars inside the parking garage at Ofunato police headquarters. Instead, hundreds of dented metal safes, swept out of homes and businesses by last month's tsunami, crowd the long rectangular building.

Any one could hold someone's life savings.

Safes are washing up along the tsunami-battered coast, and police are trying to find their owners â€" a unique problem in a country where many people, especially the elderly, still stash their cash at home. By one estimate, some $350 billion worth of yen doesn't circulate.

There's even a term for this hidden money in Japanese, "tansu yokin." Or literally, "wardrobe savings."

So the massive post-tsunami cleanup under way along hundreds of miles (kilometers) of Japan's ravaged northeastern coast involves the delicate business of separating junk from valuables. As workers and residents pick through the wreckage, they are increasingly stumbling upon cash and locked safes.

One month after the March 11 tsunami devastated Ofunato and other nearby cities, police departments already stretched thin now face the growing task of managing lost wealth.

"At first we put all the safes in the station," said Noriyoshi Goto, head of the Ofunato Police Department's financial affairs department, which is in charge of lost-and-found items. "But then there were too many, so we had to move them."

Goto couldn't specify how many safes his department has collected so far, saying only that there were "several hundreds" with more coming in every day.

Identifying the owners of lost safes is hard enough. But it's nearly impossible when it comes to wads of cash being found in envelops, unmarked bags, boxes and furniture.


More at: http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=13342217

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 12:24:06 AM
goodnight ninyong tanan dinhi.

Switdrims gid sang imon...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 12:23:02 AM
katulgon na ko kaayo.

Another coffee break, then...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 11, 2011, 12:19:39 AM
pastilan pagka cute nimo

Bwahaha, tubag man dayon...

Quote from: islander on April 10, 2011, 11:46:49 PM
may puruhan pa nga si glacier nagtakoban diay nga si bolbuhol o si pnoy ba kaha, whew!

He he, pwede tuod no? Pero lahi ra nga member ang akong gidudahan nga si Bay Glacier ra. Abi nakog na-busy lang siya sa iyang studies...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2011, 11:02:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHHA i think i like that!!! ka bibo tingali... mag announce lang nga mga taga TB mag EB tanga Minus ila ila! kanindot!!!

Kanay nindot! Alegre ang duwa unsaon pagdakop kinsa si kinsa...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2011, 10:56:01 PM
mas nindot abi abihon ang mga balik bayan kay daghan tinigum nga pasalubong! hahahha! aber iwadwad na na imong bakat!!!

He he, kini si Bay Glacier hinuon, ang priceless nga pasalubong mao nga magpaila na siya kinsa siya...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2011, 09:37:13 PM
maau na hunahunaa, bay hubs. naay mo-abi-abi og balik-bayan kay daghan na ra ba pong wa mailhin ni sila kay buaw na pog bag-ong members diri...

Bitaw. Unya naay category sa balikbayan. Pananglit, newbie balikbayan kanang na-absent lang for more than a month but not exceeding two months.  Naay master balikbayan, etc., all the way to global citizen balikbayan...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2011, 09:41:07 PM
mas maau tong amigohon atong ex, bay hubs, kay naa pa tay chance maka-score na pod. 

He he, naay matuplokan nga butones sa nahikatulog nga pagbati, unya deretso na?

Quote from: Vistabel on April 11, 2011, 12:08:47 AM
Sagdi lang bai Hubs kay mas ok nga maulahi ang Wow wow wow, suspense ika nga. 

Sakto jud, Bay Vist. Mas payts ning paigot...

Quote from: islander on April 10, 2011, 11:48:29 PM
naay sidecar?

Nga gikargahan og ginamos?

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 12:16:23 AM
lisora tuod sa binisaya sa 'consummated rape' no?  nakuha ang pagkababaye... wa kawata, gikuha lang.  kay nakuha, naa tingaliy gibalhinan nga bag-ong tag-iya.  nahimong baye ang mga rapist, haraw.  hahaha!

Unsa man diay imong gusto, Ms. Isle? Something like, milampos nga pagpanglugos? O kaha, napusgay ang pagkababaye?

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 12:16:23 AM
mga laki ra man gyod so far ang nisabat ani nga thread, apil pa ang nagsuwat sa news item, mao nga ni-enter ko kay mora ra bag wa ngilngigi ning mga matsoha ni... 

Gingilngigan pud, oi. Ipaagi lang gud sa lakbit nga kukabildo para di ta kahilak...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 11, 2011, 12:01:41 AM
hahahhaha ayayay murag matigi jud ni ron duhang fiscal 

Surrender na kong daan aning Ms. Isle. Wa na lang sa iyang pagkapiskal. Kurog ko sa iyang superpowerdom--Insik na, taga Balingsya pa jud... 

Quote from: islander on April 10, 2011, 11:35:01 PM
maghuwat kog unsay hitsura sa dunggan nga gigamit...

He he, ayaw na lang, makapiyong lang ka... (OK diay kaayo ko ani. Kay mora mag kang Yoda ang akong dunggan, di magmahay ang gamitan.)

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 10, 2011, 11:19:21 AM
Pero kon makasuka na, mobalik sa pagkaugat...

He he, mao nay giingon nga hangtod sa sunod nga engkwentro...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
mao ni dagway inigkahuman og jakol...

...apan kay nasakpan, mao na usab kini ang dagway:   

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 12:08:56 AM
bai tigs, bai tigs... feligro.  ayaw ko ingna kun mokuyog nimo imong girlprin nagtuo kang mao na na...

Ayaw na lag pangutana. Kwaresma na baya. Ayaw pugsa si Bay Tigs pagpamakak...

Quote from: islander on April 11, 2011, 12:08:56 AM
gagahon pod tuod babayhana; naatbangan pa gyod ug puwera gabang mga lakiha. 

Gagahon? Maayog gawi lang gud tingali...

Quote from: islander on April 10, 2011, 11:31:10 PM
sureness ko kibol nang ikoga.

Kibol kon dili hinolon...

Quote from: islander on April 10, 2011, 01:36:50 AM
why doesn't he just say that he looks at pacquiao as a ballet dancer?

He he, he probably would have--if he could split legs as well as he could split hairs...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on April 10, 2011, 01:30:23 AM
"I know how to box. I know how to move my head and set up shots. Look at my defense and compare it to his. He (Pacquiao) is too easy to hit and can't handle when someone throws a steady jab and fights off angles," he said, "he is a great fighter, but he is not a boxer." - quoted from Sugar Shane Mosley

He he, abogadohon man diay nis Mosley...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2011, 08:50:44 PM
gusto ra gud unta pod niya tingali magpabugnaw; unya kay painit man diay ang naghuwat....hahahaha

Tsk, tsk, tsk, sobra pas init. Nagbukal pa tingali kay makapaslot man...

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 10, 2011, 06:40:44 PM
Kay ngano pung miuban didto sa cabin sa taga barko? Unsa man diay ijang gusto pud? Hehehehehe.

Basin andam siya kon one-on-one, dili usa kontra upat...

Quote from: insurectus on April 11, 2011, 01:45:07 AM
Dili ma drawing mga dagway unya kami ra pinoy sa sulod
ambot aning mga puti lahi jud ni ilang panan-aw bisan murag kabayo ang dagway gwapa man para nila

Aw, he he, makatagam jud kon maohon. Ang akong nahibaw-ang solusyon ani, paspasan ang inom para mogwapa ug moseksi ang mga dancer...

Hmm, naa ba kahay atraso o gipraktisan lang...

Bwahaha!

Bwahaha!

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Saturday, April 9, 2011


USA ka lalaki kinsa nasuntokan patay nang nakit-an didto sa Purok 2, Barangay Mangalcal, lungsod sa Carmen, Davao del Norte, Biyernes sa buntag.

Nailhan ang biktima nga mao si Rogelio Lubiano, 60, molupyo sa maong dapit.

Sa report gikan sa Carmen Municipal Police Station nasuta nga pasado alas 6 sa buntag napalgan na lamang nga wa nay kinabuhi ang biktima sulod sa iyang lawak.

Gisumbag matud pa ang biktima sa usa ka Renato Baguhin, 36, molupyo sa Purok 1, Barangay Alejal nianang gabii didto sa maong lugar.

Naigo ang biktima sa iyang ilong ug panga hinungdan nga nahagba.

Pagkabuntag wa na nakamata ang biktima ug naligo na sa iyang kaugalingong dugo sulod sa iyang lawak.

Hinuon, ang suspek nga si Baguhin daling mitahan sa iyang kaugalingon ngadto sa mga otoridad aron atubangon ang salaod nga nahimo. (Marvin Pineda)


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Davao Abril 10, 2011.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, delikado diay ang barko sa atoa para sa babaye nga nag-inusara pagbiyahe...

Ni Dennes R. Tabar
Saturday, April 9, 2011


USA ka 22 anyos nga babaye nipasangil sa usa ka tripolante ug tulo ka mga apprentice sa barko nga magbiyahian sa Samar nga nagtinabangay paglugos kaniya sulod sa cabin samtang naglawig ang sakyanan paingon dinhi sa Sugbo.

Ang biktima nireklamo sa Maritime Police sa dihang nidunggo ang barko sa pantalan sa dakbayan sa Sugbo sa miaging adlaw.

Ang biktima nga dalaga taga lungsod sa San Fernando, Sugbo.

Base sa report sa Maritime Police, ang mga suspek giila nga sila si Aldrin Albarando, 22, taga Brgy. Langod, Argao, Sugbo; Alvin Nalda, 28, taga San Miguel, Leyte ug Layman Regañon, 24, taga Patawag, Liloy, Zamboanga del Norte, pulos mga apprentice sa M/V Calbayog sa FJP Shipping Lines.

Sa Pier 2 na sila sa dakbayan sa Sugbo nadakpan.

Laing nadakpan human sa hot pursuit operation giilang mao si 2nd officer Timoteo Sampayan, 32, taga San Isidro, Northern Samar.

Giingong samtang naglawig ang barko, naila-ila sa biktima si Sampayan, minyo.

Human sila magkasuod gidala sa gikatahapan ang biktima sa iyang lawak diin didto na nagpaabot ang tulo ka mga suspek.

Nireklamo ang biktima nga sud sa kuwarto gitabangan siya paglugos sa mga suspek.

Wa siyay nahimo sud sa kuwarto, nakuha gyud ang iyang pagkababaye.

Ang biktima daling mipahibawo sa iyang gidangatan ngadto sa Maritime Police hinungdan nga nahitabo ang hot pursuit operation.

Ang upat ka mga suspek gi-turnover ngadto sa Waterfront Police Station sa may Pier 1.

Ang biktima ubos na sa pag-custody sa Women’s desk ug gikatakda kining ipahiling sa mga mananambal aron matino kon nakuha ba gyod ang pagkababaye niini.

Samtang ang mga gikatahapan nagdumili sa pagluwat og pamahayag ngadto sa mga tigbalita.

Apan kagahapon aduna nay mga abogado nga miduaw sa mga gikatahapan.

Kasong rape giandam na batok sa mga suspek.

Samtang ang tag-iya FJP Shipping Lines nisulti kagahapon nga ang tulo ka mga apprentice ug ang usa ka tripolante taktakon sa kompaniya guilty man sila o di sa giingong paglugos sa babayeng pasahero.

Si FJP president ug general manager Florentino Palacio niingon nga ang upat taktakon tungod sa ilang panag-inom samtang naglawig ang barko kay supak kini sa polisiya sa kompaniya.

“Let the public know that we are not tolerating any violation or crime committed by our crew against our passengers. We are conducting a separate investigation on this matter,” nagkanayon si Palacio.

Samtang si Director Nanette Villamor Denopol sa Maritime Industry Authority (Marina) 7 nimando na og imbestigasyon sa gikatahong rape.

“We will act on it immediately,” nagkanayon si Denopol.


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Abril 10, 2011.