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Quote from: Vistabel on April 14, 2011, 03:12:52 AM
Unya ang Britain ug Australia (maura man silang tawhana) segi pangilog ug yuta, di pa duguy ang East Timor maoy gi-ilog nila gikan sa Indonesia.

Hmm, mao ba diay? Daghan pud tang makat-onan nimo, Bay Vist, da...

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2011, 08:52:03 PM
hangad-hangad sad ginagmay aron di maithan ug pati, tan-aw tan-aw sad ginagmay sa unahan aron di mabangga ug cactus, di lang gyod maglingilingi sa left and right ug manikdol kay, na, matuthoan unya ta.

Lingi pud sa likod basin naay nagsingabot nga nagpangusmo nga gutom nga liyon... 

Nganong injo mang gilihaylihayan ang vilat ug visong, ang vukiki ug vulikat?

He he, na-insomnia ko tungod aning TB, unya permi ko kaihion...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 14, 2011, 12:49:16 AM
cover up ra to nijaaa! ajaw mo tuo...! hahahhaha

Bwahaha! Hmm, unsa kahay gikabiran kon maohon...

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 08:22:42 AM
silent 'y' man kuno ni, bai hubs.  accent has no glottal stop, please.

Gitik nimo... (silent "k", unya naay glottal stop...)

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 08:29:00 AM
daghan man gud gaduda sa iyahang rumored direct ancestry kay mestizo man god ni si flying 00segbin.

Hmm, pwede man nga ang iyang paternal grandmother and paternal greatgrandmother and so on puros Katsila...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 14, 2011, 02:33:20 AM
naa bitaw ni dapita duol sa fuente ang gibantayan sa CAIB bai hubs. kanang linyaha diha sa mango avenue duol sa fooda anha diha magabii pagstambay hangtud kadlawon. di ba kita ka ug manglakaw diha mamauli puro chix tanan. gikan na sa mga bar diha nagtrabaho.

Hmm, atbang dili buyon sa Fooda, di ba?

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 08:21:25 AM
duda ko nga gikan ni sa birtud sa mga orasyon sa iyang apohan nga ig-agaw magtagsa ni dagohoy...

Aw, abi ko bag direct paternal line descendant nis Bay Vist ni Dagohoy...

Basta Pinoy, kon tabangonon, angay tabangan--drug mule or food frog or drinks bat or what have you...

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2011, 09:44:17 PM
james boots version of 007's famous line (the name is bond, james bond.):

the name is boots, that's b - o - t - o, boots.

He he, maayo gani kay wa mahimong b - o - t - o - y, botoy...

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 08:28:14 PM
maayo pa mag doko doko ta ug lakaw, di kakita sa left and right ug atubangan,di kasala sa unsa man nga makita ,ato ra tiil bantayan ang paglakang aron di ta masapid,madagma,masagipot ug mapandol 

Mao jud, kay pait jamo kon kita malamba, masukamod, maumod, mamumo, mamungi...

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 08:13:53 PM
hahaha
naghigwaos galing na ug maoy nag hal hal kay init tali sa iyang nahimutangan.

He he, daghan pa jud kaayong init nga di pwede hilabtan, mao nga nisamot ang kahigwaos...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 14, 2011, 05:09:56 AM
unsa man, apil ba pod ang North Korea ani? hehehehe

Lahi ra ang North Korea. Sila ang No. 1...

Quote from: chicogon on April 14, 2011, 05:36:31 AM
Sa Jagna kay calamay maoy ipakita, padak-anay ug bagol hehehehe 

Kon magkainitay, buk-anay sa bagol sa ulo sa kontra...

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 08:00:51 PM
ana jud na aron di magaras ang legs ug di pod paakon hawokhok ba kay unya di makabunal ug filthy rich nga ang singot egit man ka ha? hahaha

Importante jud ang legs di magaras kay way nada kon may uwat na. Ang samad nga dala sa pagkatawo way kaso kay wa may uwat nga makita...

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2011, 12:49:22 AM
ask lang unta ko nimo, flying segs... ang atm ba pareha ug hitsura nimo?

Mas tubigtubigan pa ang Flying Segbin kaysa ATM...

Quote from: chicogon on April 14, 2011, 06:31:53 AM
ATM = ANG TIUNAY nga MACHO! Hard body!!! Mucho dinero pajud!!! 

Bwahaha! Bisan dili bungoton, matso gihapon!

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2011, 12:47:44 AM
atot ba ning thread uy.  maghusa man ko anig kinatawa...

na hala, kun supermarket trolley ko, magpakasal ko.  asa man tuod mi mag-honeymoon?  giingnan na ra ba ko sa akong groom nga kkb kuno mi.

Ikaw diay ang motungtong sa imong groom kon maohon...

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 12:52:53 AM
way makalabaw sa mag-inaspohay!

Unsa man pud nang inaspohay? Lihaylihay sa gatas ug sa laway?

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 12:23:22 AM
sigi lang ta inusapay ani?



magsugba na ta..!

Sigi! Magpapaplit kog usa ka container nga bahal!

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 14, 2011, 12:12:43 AM
Magko ni tawag sa amo. Lami ni himoong tinabal. Ang gagmay nga mangko tawgun ug pirit. Mao ni ingon sa mga Tagalig nga makahubag, este makahubog diay.

He he, di ba di na man ni makahubog kon putlag ikog?

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 14, 2011, 12:10:49 AM
Bulis ni sa amo.

Di ba ang mga dagko ani sagad uloron na, Bay Tigs?

Quote from: chicogon on April 13, 2011, 12:32:05 AM
Hahahahah!!! ATM = Andam Tanan Magpakasal 

He he, Ang Takwal Makapahalhal...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 13, 2011, 09:42:54 PM
Hadloka pud ug nawong ning malasugi oi. Di jud ko mokaon ani kay dagko na katong gamay ra nga tulingan akoa lami kaayo ug tinap an ni ug inon onan pud apil pinireto.

He he, di na man klaro ang hitsura, Raqz, kon di iapil ang ulo unya hiniwa na...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 14, 2011, 02:37:53 AM
motoo jud ko ani hubs. praktikal na kaayo ang mga babaye ron.

Mao puy akong namatikdan. Sabagay, kon mangitag palami di na man maglisod...

Quote from: chicogon on April 13, 2011, 12:04:11 AM
Butete nga nag maskara... ga make up pa jud!!! 

...kay motambong og EB!

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 14, 2011, 12:07:39 AM
Kay ngano mang habalhabal?

Unsa diay sakto, kajatkajat?

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 09:10:07 PM
ya ya lang ang dagway pataka tabon sa green board 

Board member ko permi sauna kay makatulog man ko sa klase...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 13, 2011, 01:47:07 PM
kalami sugbahon unya paresan ug guso...perfect combi gyud ni panglunch para sa ako...

Mao jud. Hmm, daghan pa ba ni diha sa inyoha, Ms. Lolla?

Quote from: AsPo on April 12, 2011, 10:44:41 PM
motunga kono panagsa iya kit an sa katingalahang lanot, molokso pod apil sa iya migo hehehe

Mao ba? Pero basin perming gaaninaw...

Every high school classroom holds a few slack-jawed students. One British teen, however, unintentionally took the term to a new level.

Holly Thompson, 17, of Kingsthorpe, Northampton, was in the middle of a particularly enthralling class on politics when she reacted to the subject matter like many other students would -- she yawned.

But what happened next wasn't so typical. Her trap wouldn't shut, making her look like an anime character in a state of shock.

According to the Daily Mail, one of Thompson's classmates tried to help her close her gaping pie hole, but to no avail.

"I was so shocked, my expression probably said it all," she said. "I nudged my friend to show her what had happened but I was so embarrassed. When we realized we couldn't close it, she had to tell the teacher."

Adding insult to injury was the reaction from teachers and classmates. "All my classmates and teachers thought it was really funny, everyone burst out laughing. It was awful," she said.

Although the school nurse tried everything to jam the jaw shut, including putting a hot water bottle under her chin and using ice packs, MSNBC reported that Thompson eventually was sent -- dangling choppers and all -- to the hospital for additional treatment.

The doctor on duty, Ejiro Obakponovwe, didn't think Thompson's injury was a laughing matter.

"It can be quite serious, because she can't eat, can't really drink, and you get really dehydrated," Obakponovwe told the BBC show "Bizarre E.R." "But again, it's quite painful as well."

The good doctor tried an unusual and, some might say, depressing technique: She placed 26 tongue depressors in Thompson's mouth.

"The tongue depressors allowed the jaw to get tired, relax, so the jaw can click back into place," Obakponovwe said.

The treatment worked, but it still pains Thompson to talk about it.

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"It was really bad at the hospital," she said. "I had to sit in the waiting room with a scarf over my mouth so nobody could see what had happened. It was really difficult to communicate with doctors as well.

"I thought they were just going to give me some medicine, not put splints in there."

Thompson's jaw was stuck in the open mouth, insert foot position for five hours. She ached for a few more hours afterward. Although tired, her doctor warned her to suppress expression.

"She has to avoid yawning," Obakponovwe said. "The jaw's a bit unstable."

What's happened to Thompson since her injury is even more jaw-dropping. She's become quite popular on YouTube. Ryan Seacrest even tweeted about her injury.

"That's great," she said. "But I think I'd rather be famous for something else."


Apr 9, 2011 â€" 1:34 PM  http://www.aolnews.com/

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 14, 2011, 02:35:19 AM
ang kuyaw jud kay kanang maghikog kay wala na tagda sa uyab.

Naa may pahikoghikog kunohay aron tagdon unya nadayonan lang...

Quote from: chriswise on April 13, 2011, 06:38:34 PM
he,he,he,he,,tig pangiwag man gani ko sa pagatpatan,he,he,dako jod sa akong kuha nga kasag og alimango,,e post nya nako deri,,,,

Aw, kon makaswerte kag Insik nga super-alimango, ingon ani imong makuha...

Quote from: chriswise on April 13, 2011, 06:38:34 PM
unsa on gani bai pag attach og picture deria,,,,

I-upload una ang imong picture sa Photobucket pananglit, unya kopyaha ang url diri...

"na hala kumbati mga sano"...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 13, 2011, 03:43:42 PM
Bitaw iyahay lang ug diskarte unsaon nga makuhakuhaan ang gidaghan sa tao sa mga lugar nga populated na, ang USA bitaw lain usab ilang style, segi ug pang hire ug military ipadala didto sa Gyera nga mugna nila. ang Britain sab segi ug pang-ilog ug yuta bahinan sa mga Briton. ang China, India, Japan ug Korea mag business sa lain-laing lugar sa tibook kalibutan hangtud mgamatay.

Kon maohon, usa sa labing malamposon ang diskarte ni Pol Pot sa Cambodia...

Super-cute pud ang prop... 

Bisan asa naay abuso. Naa gani puy abused animals...

Aw, abi ko bag kining watch list kay listahan sa mga relo sama sa Rolex, Omega, Seiko...

Quote from: chriswise on April 13, 2011, 03:53:40 PM
kuyawa og topic ah,,ig dawat sa immigration officer mangatol ang kamot ani kalakiha,,he,he,he,,

Daghan diayng kagaw kon maohon...

Bitaw, kining mga Koreano maoy salbahis...

"Vulcan" baya untay sakto... 

Kini maoy tunay nga modern Mona Lisa. Parelaxrelax lang...

Quote from: BolBuhol on March 11, 2011, 04:21:30 PM
waay gid makita man sang piktyor mo madam islex

Sama gid kabootam nimo to haw...

Dia na puy laing hitchhiker. Pasakyon kaha nimo ni...

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2011, 12:27:33 AM
epilogue:

Hi there...

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2011, 12:20:15 AM
episode 2:

Hmm. The lion fails to recognize Androcles and proceeds to eat him. Moral lesson: don't wear a beard so that your beauty will shine for all to see...

Quote from: AsPo on April 12, 2011, 10:42:12 PM
hahaha
unsa kahay next episode ana?

He he, malagmit magdaog ni silang duha...

Aw, palingoglingog lang gud ta usahay aron di mabutdan...

Oops, mouna diay ko nimo, Bay Chris, manginhas pa ko kay hunas na...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 13, 2011, 03:10:40 PM
aw, OK na rin pala bukod sa satisfied ka sa imong nabana nakatabang ka pa ug dako sa among Pilipinas sa paagi nga nakuha-kuhaan ang population diri sa among nasod. Usa bitaw ka hidden program sa Goberno ang pagpadala sa mga Filipinos particular sa mga Filipina to different parts of the world pamasin nga makagusto sila didto ug adto nalang mamoyo parang kahit papaano mabawas bawasan ang mabilis na paglubo sa population. Effective baya sa akong obserbasyon galing ang toa sa Japan gusto ng manguli sa atoa kay mas maayo pa daw ang Pilipinas kay safe sila.   

Bwahaha! Bilib jud ko nimo Bay Vist kay suheto kaayo ka sa mga pamaagi sa atong gobyerno. Hmm, mao diay tumong sa gobyerno, nga mamiya ta sa atoa? Oi, morag malamposon baya ning programaha...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 13, 2011, 02:42:49 PM
unya sa lunangan, naa pod siya kauban mga batang naglangoy langoy...

Bwahaha! Kadaghan diay sa cute kon maohon. Mudbath diay, very healthy...

Quote from: chriswise on April 13, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
di ko kabalo mokanta yabag kaayo,,bisan og mang luwa moyabag,,he,he,,

Aw, sayaw na lang diay imo...

Quote from: chriswise on April 13, 2011, 02:49:08 PM
minaw ta,,maayo noon madungan atong kahibalo,,sa lecture,,,,he,he,he,

Kuyaw lang nga di ta kahilisan tungod sa nagbaha nga impormasyones. Kuyaw pud nga iabot tag superboredom...

The Meeting of Leo the Great and Attila by Raphael
1514, Fresco, ? cm × 750 cm (?? × 300 in), Apostolic Palace, Vatican City

The Meeting of Pope Leo and Attila by Francesco Solimena
Oil on canvas, 43 x 75 cm, Pinacoteca di Brera, Milan

One of the most spectacular events to happen during Leo's papacy was his encounter with the ruthless Attila the Hun, known as the Scourge of God, whose goal was world domination. He warred against many nations around the world and conquered them wherever he went. His armies killed men, women, and children. In fact, Attila was famous for literally ripping apart his opponents.

Then he arrived in Italy. Italy was a very important country, because it was the seat of the Roman Empire. In fact, the Huns were the only real threat facing the Roman Empire, and was a gateway to the entire European continent. Taking Italy would be a disaster for the entire Western World. An interesting fact is that the history of Venice is intertwined with that of Attila the Hun. To escape the brutality of Attila, many Italians fled to the islands of Venice for protection. Eventually they built a great city there. Attila planned to destroy Italy, and conquered it, as he had done with many other places.

When he arrived in Rome, he met with the Pope. While there, Attila saw Sts. Peter and Paul appearing with swords standing near the Pope. Those around Attila were surprised that he decided not to attack Rome, so he explained to them what he had witnessed. Because of the Pope's eloquence in fending off Attila, he is known as the Shield of God.


http://holymotherchurch.blogspot.com/

Earth Day 2011: A Billion Acts of Green®


In recognition of the power of millions of individual actions, Earth Day 2011 will be organized around A Billion Acts of Green®: Personal, organizational and corporate pledges to live and act sustainably.  At over 45 million actions to date, A Billion Acts of Green® campaign â€" the largest environmental service campaign in the world â€" is steadily building commitments by individuals, corporations, and governments in honor of Earth Day.  A Billion Acts of Green® inspires and rewards both simple individual acts and larger organizational initiatives that further the goal of measurably reducing carbon emissions and supporting sustainability.  The goal is to register one billion actions in advance of the Earth Summit in Rio in 2012.  A Billion Acts of Green® website quantifies acts of green through an easy-to-use online registration tool.  A Billion Acts of Green® demonstrates the kind of environmental impact that can be made when millions of people, corporations and organizations make commitments, both small and large, to better their environment.

Elements of the 2011 Earth Day campaign include:

Athletes for the Earthâ,,¢: Bringing the voices of Olympic and professional athletes to the environmental movement, Athletes for the Earthâ,,¢ has a proven track record in illustrating the interaction of athletes with their environment and connecting popular athletic activities with environmental stewardship.  Participating athlete/celebs include Olympic Gold Medalist Billy Demong, Olympic Bronze Medalist Andrew Weibrecht, World Champion Freeskier and founder of the Save Our Snow Foundation Alison Gannett, Boston Bruins Defenseman Andrew Ference, Olympic Gold Medal swimmer Aaron Peirsol, and NFL linebacker Dhani Jones.

The Canopy Project: In 2010, Earth Day Network planted over 1 million trees in 16 countries under the Avatar Home Tree Initiative. In 2011, EDN will continue that effort with another 1 million trees in large-scale, sponsor‐supported tree-planting projects in partnership with non‐profit organizations throughout the world. Locations where reforestation is most urgently needed include Haiti, Brazil, Mexico and urban areas of the US.  Help us green our future, one million trees at a time.

Women and the Green Economy (WAGE)â,,¢: To accelerate and provide the new thinking and creative power for a global post-carbon economy, Earth Day Network is engaging women business, government and NGO leaders in its “Women and the Green Economy” (WAGEâ,,¢) campaign. Our goal is to create a policy agenda for Rio+20 and relevant generate national initiatives that will promote the green economy, secure educational and job training opportunities for women and channel green investment to benefit women.

Arts for the Earthâ,,¢: Arts for the Earth is an innovative education program developed to teach sustainability and environmental education through museum and arts community networks.


http://www.earthday.org/earth-day-2011

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 13, 2011, 12:57:24 PM
yati ra ah....payter gyud? hehehehehehe....nindot ana sir hubag, unahon nimo ng the bar unya pang washing lang ng sa taas... human!!!

He he, wagtang jud ang tanang problema--at least until the next day...

Quote from: chicogon on April 13, 2011, 01:00:35 PM
Nagilok nuon akong tudlo da.... morag kasudlonon sa ilong, bwahahahaha!!!  Kafaetz

He he, amping lang nga dili magasgas ang volutes...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 13, 2011, 12:20:02 PM
ganahan ko magtan-aw ug kabaw...karne sa kabaw, siguro kaisa ra ko katilaw kadtong nagluto akong papa ug bulalo nga mga bukog bukog sa kabaw ang gigamit..

Cute bitaw ning kabaw tan-awon, labi na kon nag-ubog sa lunangan...

Quote from: chriswise on April 13, 2011, 01:40:29 PM
sorry bai,pasayloa...

He he, ayaw nako pangayog pasaylo, Bay, kay di man ako ang argabyado. Hmm, basin naa gihapon moabot nga lecture. Maminaw lang gud ta...

Quote from: AsPo on April 12, 2011, 09:58:46 PM
Hubs ngano nawa man ako maanyag nga hulagway ha?

Hala, nawa bitaw. Little red x na lang. Hmm, wa ba kaha matunaw kay natuloan og gatas o laway ba kaha?

Quote from: AsPo on April 12, 2011, 09:44:35 PM
3 points dayon shoot hahaha

Kay na-shoot na man, i-dribble na lang...

Quote from: chriswise on April 12, 2011, 09:48:33 PM
counted fouwl pa,,,he,he,,

Bahalag foul basta ringless, he he...

Quote from: AsPo on April 12, 2011, 09:26:29 PM
kaswerte sa nakasawo niya hahaha

Nagkadusmoay ang mga bungoton, he he...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 13, 2011, 01:43:55 PM
mas kuyaw si manang kay isa ka case gyud gibitbit...

Kanay buotan nga asawa...

Quote from: chriswise on April 13, 2011, 01:42:32 PM
ko kabalo mo gamit ana,,he,he,e,adto lang na sa mga master,,,,,,,

He he, para panaygon ra bitaw, di man para concert...

Malasugi
Indo-Pacific sailfish

Malasugi
Swordfish

Marlin
Indo-Pacific blue marlin

Marlin
Black marlin

Tangigue
Indo-Pacific king mackerel

Tangigue
Narrow-barelled Spanish mackerel

Tulingan
Bullet tuna

Tulingan
Frigate tuna

Tulingan/Katchorita
Eastern little tuna/kawakawa

Gulyasan
Skipjack tuna

Tambakol
Striped bonito

Tambakol/Bariles
Longtail tuna

Tambakol/Bariles
Bigeye tuna

Tambakol/Bariles
Yellowfin tuna

Sus, ka-loving jud. Holding hands pa...

The Great Hug by Donald Barthelme

At the last breakfast after I told her, we had steak and eggs. Bloody Marys. Three pieces of toast. She couldn't cry she tried. Balloon Man came. He photographed the event. He created the Balloon of the Last Breakfast After I Told Her -- a butter- colored balloon. "This is the kind of thing I do so well," he said. Balloon Man is not modest. No one has ever suggested that. "This balloon is going to be extra-famous and acceptable, a documentation of raw human riches, the plain canvas gravy of the thing. The Pin Lady will never be able to bust this balloon, never, not even if she hugs me for a hundred years." We were happy to have pleased him, to have contributed to his career.

The Balloon Man won't sell to kids. Kids will come up to the Balloon Man and say, "Give us a blue balloon, Balloon Man," and the Balloon Man will say, "Get outa here kids, these balloons are adults-only." And the kids will say, "C'mon, Balloon Man, give us a red balloon and a green balloon and a white balloon, we got the money." "Don't want any kid-money," the Balloon Man will say, "kid-money is wet and nasty and makes your hands wet and nasty and then you wipe 'em on your pants and your pants get all wet and nasty and you sit down to eat and the chair gets all wet and nasty, let that man in the brown hat draw near, he wants a balloon." And the kids will say, "Oh please Balloon Man, we want five yellow balloons that never pop, we want to make us a smithereen." "Ain't gonna make no smithereen outa my fine yellow balloons," says the Balloon Man, "your red balloon will pop sooner and your green balloon will pop later but your yellow balloon will never pop no matter how you stomp on it or stick it and besides the Balloon Man don't sell to kids, it's against his principles."

The Balloon Man won't let you take his picture. He has something to hide. He's a superheavy Balloon Man, doesn't want the others to steal his moves. It's all in the gesture -- the precise, reunpremeditated right move.

Balloon Man sells the Balloon of Fatigue and the Bal loon of Ora Pro Nobis and the Rune Balloon and the Balloon of the Last Thing to Do at Night; these are saffron-, cinnamon-, salt-, and celery-colored, respectively. He sells the Balloon of Not Yet and the Balloon of Sometimes. He works the circus, every circus. Some people don't go to the circus and so don't meet the Balloon Man and don't get to buy a balloon. That's sad. Near to most people in any given city at any given time won't be at the circus. That's unfortunate. They don't get to buy a brown, whole-life-long cherishable Sir Isaiah Berlin Balloon. "I don't sell the Balloon Jejune," the Balloon Man will say, "let them other people sell it, let them other people have all that wet and nasty kid-money mitosising in their sock. That a camera you got there mister? Get away." Balloon Man sells the Balloon of Those Things I Should Have Done I Did Not Do, a beige balloon. And the Balloon of the Ballade of the Crazy Junta, crimson of course. Balloon Man stands in a light rain near the popcorn pushing the Balloon of Wish I Was, the Balloon of Busoni Thinking, the Balloon of the Perforated Septum, the Balloon of Not Nice. Which one is my balloon, Balloon Man? Is it the Balloon of the Cartel of Noose Makers? Is it the Balloon of God Knows I Tried?

One day the Balloon Man will meet the Pin Lady. It's in the cards, in the stars, in the entrails of sacred animals. Pin Lady is a woman with pins stuck in her couture, rows of pins and pins not in rows but placed irregularly here a pin there a pin, maybe eight thousand pins stuck in her couture or maybe ten thousand pins or twelve thousand pins. Pin Lady tells the truth. The embrace of Balloon Man and Pin Lady will be something to see. They'll roll down the hill together, someday. Balloon Man's arms will be wrapped around Pin Lady's pins and Pin Lady's embrangle will be wrapped around Balloon Man's balloons -- even the yellow balloons. They'll roll down the hill together. Pin Lady has the Pin of I Violently Desire. She has the Pin of Crossed Fingers Behind My Back, she has the Pin of Soft Talk, she has the Pin of No More and she is rumored to have the Pin of the Dazed Sachem's Last Request She's into puncture. When puncture becomes widely accepted and praised, it will be the women who will have the sole license to perform it, Pin Lady says.

Pin Lady has the Pin of Tomorrow Night -- a wicked pin those who have seen it say. That great hug, when Balloon Man and Pin Lady roll down the hill together, will be frightening. The horses will run away in all directions Ordinary people will cover their heads with shopping bags. I don't want to think about it. You blow up all them balloons yourself, Balloon Man? Or did you have help? Pin Lady, how come you're so apricklededee? Was it something in your childhood?

Balloon Man will lead off with the Balloon of Grace Under Pressure, Do Not Pierce or Incinerate.

Pin Lady will counter with the Pin of Oh My, I Forgot.

Balloon Man will produce the Balloon of Almost Wonderful. Pin Lady will come back with the Pin of They Didn't Like Me Much. Balloon Man will sneak in there with the Balloon of the Last Exit Before the Toll Is Taken. Pin Lady will reply with the Pin of One Never Knows for Sure. Balloon Man will propose the Balloon of Better Days. Pin Lady, the Pin of Whiter Wine.

It's gonna be bad, I don't want to think about it.

Pin Lady tells the truth. Balloon Man doesn't lie, exactly. How can the Quibbling Balloon be called a lie? Pin Lady is more straightforward. Balloon Man is less straightforward. Their stances are semiantireprophetical. They're falling down the hill together, two falls out of three. Pin him, Pin Lady. Expand, Balloon Man. When he created our butter-colored balloon, we felt better. A little better. The event that had happened to us went floating out into the world, was made useful to others. Balloon Man says, "I got here the Balloon of the Last Concert. It's not a bad balloon. Some people won't like it. Some people will like it. I got the Balloon of Too Terrible. Not every balloon can make you happy. Not every balloon can trigger glee. But I insist that these balloons have a right to be heard! Let that man in the black cloak step closer, he wants a balloon.

"The Balloon of Perhaps. My best balloon."


http://www.jessamyn.com/

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2011, 08:45:58 AM
aw, kun di ang bana makadisiplina sa asawa, magpaka-martyr siya.

Hmm, wa ba kahay natamaan ani dinhi sa TB?

Quote from: chicogon on April 13, 2011, 10:11:51 AM
Pila kaha akong makiha anibng IQ Test? 

He he, pagkangan nga Corinthian columns ang imong nakit-an, morag superior ang imong level...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 13, 2011, 10:28:50 AM
kanang gusto manganak...korek...food tripper... korek.... mahilig sa jewelry...wa ko'y hilig

Mao ba? Hmm, pero ganahan kag kabaw?

Bwahaha! Bilib na jud ko nimo, Ms. Lolla. Mas payter ka sa inom kaysa nako...

Decide to be happy today, to live with what is yours - your family, your business, your job, your luck. If you can't have what you like, maybe you can like what you have.

Just for today, be kind, cheerful, agreeable, responsive, caring, and understanding. Be your best, dress your best, talk softly, and look for the bright side of things. Praise people for what they do and do not criticize them for what they cannot do. If someone does something stupid, forgive and forget. After all, it's just for one day.

Who knows, it might turn out to be a nice day.


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Maayo gani diay kay weekend...

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2011, 08:40:47 AM
11 pesos ra na, wa ra sa usa ka bala sa iyang personal security force.   

Hmm. Wa tingali siyay sinsiyo, unya malangay siya kon sinsiyohan pa ang iyang 1000-peso bill. Ang collector na lay mosabot ug maoy motapal. Total, pila ra gud nang 11 pesos unya nakasilbi pa siya sa iyang pinalanggang mayor...

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2011, 08:40:47 AM
as far as i know, local elected government officials are not exempted from terminal fees.  thus, this side story:  sa una (ambot lang kaha karon), mag-wild gyod kuno nang atong mayor sa tagbilaran kun pabayron ug terminal fee.  11 pesos ra na, wa ra sa usa ka bala sa iyang personal security force.  kaso, kahibawo ta nga di kabayran ang ego sa usa ka tawo.  it's the feeling of self-importance that's at stake here because it would make him above mere mortals kun di siya mobayad.

matod pa sa mga awtoridad sa pantalan:  mobayad god siya sa cebu, dinhi hinoon sa kaugalingon niyang siyudad di siya mobayad?

Basin ingon ani iyang logic: Kon adto ko mokaon sa restaurant, mobayad ko, pero kon sa akoa ra mismong panimalay, di na...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 13, 2011, 10:35:24 AM
hehehhehehehe saon bro concern man gud ko sa atong population, pero anti-RH bill ko ha. 

He he, hindi ka nag-iisa, Bay Segs...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 13, 2011, 10:20:47 AM
gipalitan nako ug kanang tiil sa manok, mao na ilang paborito kitkiton..unya dili na sila (akong mga iro) mamahaw mangatulog ra na sila kay nagpulaw man pod ug bantay kada gabie unya kusog pod sila mga fruits pero dog food yakkksss

He he, Ok man pud diay ilang diet, kompleto sa protein, vitamins and minerals. Low cholesterol unya high fiber pa...

Bwahaha! Ok pud diay ang prayer nga nakat-onan sa male parrots!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. 

Oi, ajaw palabig panaway diha, Bay Chris, mahiagom jud kag lecture ani...