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Quote from: bugsay on April 15, 2011, 09:19:41 AM
hehehe

Hehehe ka ron, pataka lag entrada, ay...

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 09:02:44 PM
vagina dentata - ensaimada

Aw, abi ko bag biratbangkiran...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 08:43:33 PM
kay japan man ang gikagobtan sa balita karon,gilinog napod ug otro ra ba 

Naay gustong mahimong Insik, naa puy gustong mahimong Hapon. Zaon na lang...

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 09:09:27 AM
interesting.  the u.s. has H.R. 1135, but it's for waste disposal.

"To amend the Solid Waste Disposal Act to authorize Federal grants for the development of innovative recycling techniques." (HR 1135, US)


is our own hr 1135 a civilized way of waste disposal?

Hmm. An attempt at waste purification, obviously...

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 08:41:53 AM
Epic clash

HR 1131 triggered an epic clash over two great political traditions that have defined the themes of political discourse during the past 39 years.

The discourse is framed by the demolition of Philippine democracy and the establishment of a dictatorship in September 1972 and by the restoration of democracy with the Edsa People Power Revolution of February 1986.

For four decades, these traditions have marked the cleavage line along which Philippine politics has polarized.

Once again, the dictatorship-vs-democratic restoration paradigm has been forced up to the surface with the House initiative seeking the political rehabilitation of Marcos and legitimizing the the dictatorial legacy of his regime.

The House resolution was a sharp attack to overturn the doctrine that Edsa I ended the dictatorship. The revolution was an emphatic and direct exercise by the people of their sovereign right to change regimes.

http://hronlineph.wordpress.com/

This is worrisome. Buffeted as we are by disturbing developments overseas and at our doorstep, we can ill afford the distractions of a house divided.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 10, 2011, 08:34:58 PM
Shopping Trolley

Terno jud...

Quote from: hofelina on April 11, 2011, 06:08:30 PM
wah koy nakita nga pictures Ondoy Hubs!

Naa na, Ms. Hof...

Oi, hala! Giputlan ra man diay tuod ni. Wa ko kamatikod...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 04:04:54 PM
naa pay lain ana magparetoki una kong ate sa welding potoshap.gamiton imo maskara hahaha

Bwahaha! Unsa man, gamiton nga maskara sa welder aron di mapiskan sa sparks? Sayang ang gwapong maskara kon maohon...

He he, ka-cute sa scooter. Pero di man ni sa Balingsya, minaomao ra gud...

Kining art-art, naay pipila nga namilyonaryo overnight. Pero mas daghan ang nag-ilaid sa kawad-on sa tibuok nilang kinabuhi.

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 09:17:29 PM
abi nakog di modagayday ang atuli, ang bungog ra.

My bad. I bow to the atuli-and-bungog expert...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 08:34:32 PM
hakpa ogis !

Ngolbu talisayon!

A not-too-showy prayerful cat...

Unsa kahay sangpotanan aning programaha...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 15, 2011, 06:33:38 AM
Ug mao ba ni reason Toy nganong Bachelor pa ka karon kay natagam na ka manguyab ug imong buwagan pahikog hikog dayon heheheh.Lagmit gilaslasan ka ug pulso sa? hahahah

Bwahaha! Wa man ko motagam, wa lang juy niabot nga kahigayonan...

Naay bas diyot (Basdiot) sa Moalboal, Cebu...

Quote from: rogamz on December 27, 2010, 10:20:35 PM
sa talisay aron mabibo hinoon ky mingaw dha paingon sa badiang...ops gamitan lang backhoe ky naa intention (tengale pantalya ra hotel tukoron) pagkoykoy sa treasure karaan Japon :-)..ba hinoon...

Naa diay buried treasure diha? Hmm, swerte dapita...

Quote from: bugsay on October 11, 2010, 04:48:16 PM
baho pa diay sa tae's kabaw?

Unsa may baho pa? Gilangawng baki nga naligsan sa St. Jude?

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 12:17:24 AM
bakasi pod nilabog ang pagluto 

Kanay lami. Labi na ang tambok nga tiyan ug bagaybay...

Syquia said a conspiracy of silence had permeated the church in the past, with its leaders wary of being branded as mediaeval as modern science tended to classify possessions as medical conditions.

But Pope Benedict XVI had recently issued fresh guidelines encouraging more exorcisms and for the church to be more open about the issue, he said.

There are about 10 Filipino priests authorised to perform exorcisms in the Philippines, but only Syquia has a fully operational office that is backed by a staff of eight, including a lawyer and psychologists.

In his office, a bookshelf is stacked with tomes on the paranormal, while a glass-encased cabinet contains his tools for spiritual warfare -- his vestments, holy water, the crucifix, and a saint's holy relic.

The most potent among his weapons is a copy of the Roman Ritual for Exorcism, a compilation of prayers used by all the saints to expel and defeat demons through generations.

A figurine of St Michael the Archangel trampling Lucifer sits on a shelf, a graphic reminder of his extraordinary job.

Syquia was ordained only 11 years ago, after he had already obtained a degree in psychology at one of the Philippines' leading Catholic universities.

The second of four sons of a former diplomat, he said he left a comfortable life in one of Manila's exclusive, gated communities and employment in a family-owned business after he heard God's call to serve the church.

Growing up in a modern household, he and his four brothers did not believe in possessions -- which were made famous in the 1970s Hollywood film "The Exorcist".

But Syquia said he had always been fascinated by paranormal activities and devoured entire books on the subject.

After he was ordained in 2000, Syquia said he was posted at a Manila church where, outside its premises, occult practitioners -- including spirit mediums, oracles and faith healers -- also thrived.

His first case came when a man singled him out from a group of priests and asked for deliverance after confessing that he had been deep into occult practices.

How the man knew his name was a mystery to Syquia, although he said deep in his heart he knew -- just a week earlier he had begun studying a book on exorcism that he had bought long ago.

Syquia sought guidance from the the local bishop, who promptly granted him the authority to carry out an exorcism guided by his knowledge of psychology.

"I realised God was leading me to this path. I have treated hundreds and hundreds of cases since then," he said.

Syquia recalled an accomplished female doctor who said she was befriended by demons that had appeared to her as benign dwarves that showered her with good luck in the form of financial rewards.

Her troubles began when she decided to return to the Catholic Church and offer all her blessings to God.

Soon after, the demons took over her body for hours at a time, while unexplained paranormal activity began terrorising members of her family, Syquia said.

"When the time came to bless her with holy water a voice that wasn't hers shouted for us to stop," he said.

"What really scared me was that this was the first time that I saw something very alien in her eyes. I was looking at something else. It was totally evil."

The voice taunted Syquia and told him to return to his mansion and rich family, personal details that were unknown to those in the room, he said.

"We will never leave her," the demon said, according to Syquia.

Syquia said a barrage of prayers eventually forced the demon out, with the woman now a good friend and church volunteer.

"With God by your side, you can do no wrong," he said.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110414/lf_afp/philippinesreligioncatholicexorcism

by Jason Gutierrez Jason Gutierrez â€" Thu Apr 14, 4:03 am ET





MANILA (AFP) â€" A blood-curdling scream echoes through the Roman Catholic chapel in Manila as Father Jose Francisco Syquia says a prayer of exorcism over a Satanic cult member believed to be possessed by the devil.

"It's very painful," the woman cries in an unearthly voice, her body contorting in an attempt to break free from the tight grasp of Syquia's assistants. After a few minutes she falls silent, her limp body exhausted.

The case is among hundreds documented on video and kept by Syquia, who heads the Manila Archdiocese's Office of Exorcism -- the only one that exists in the Catholic nation of 94 million people.

"She would have levitated had she not been restrained," Syquia said of the woman in the video, portions of which were shown to AFP during a rare interview at his office in the basement of a seminary in Manila.

Syquia believes he is in the frontline of the battle between good and evil on earth.

"There is a great dramatic increase of possessions right now," said the 44-year-old priest. "More and more the demons are gaining a foothold into this society."

While non-believers often joke about the devil, and demonic possessions are trivialised by Hollywood, Syquia insisted the torment suffered by those he had healed was real.

"I have seen scratches suddenly appearing on their skin, of inverted crosses on the forehead. These persons would be conscious at the time, and they tell me its like razor cutting from the inside of the skin," he said.

Demons could manifest themselves in many ways and could enter the human soul through occult and New Age teachings that were becoming increasingly popular in the general community, Syquia said.

The Catholic Church's exorcism ministry has throughout history tended to operate under a cloud of controversy and secrecy.

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 08:34:04 PM
asyan historyologis pod?

Afterlife theorist pud...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 14, 2011, 08:27:41 PM
naa diay poi mapupo ta diri gawas sa palipas oras, kay karon lang tungod sa gi-post di bai Hubs Nakahuna-huna noon ko ug maayong nigusyohon. ahhh sakto maayong negosyohon ko PARACHUTE didto sa mga lugar nga may tag-as nga Condominiums, pero usa'a ko i-launch ang akong produkto nga PARACHUTE nga gama Rapia ug Sinamay mag gama sa ko ug Video para TV adds nga ang akong model-endorser membro diri sa TB maoy pagamiton sa Parachute nga gawa sa Rapia ug sinamay unya Palayaton gikan sa roof top sa usa ka taas nga Condominium building.

Hmm, kinsa may imong pilion nga model-endorser, Bay Vist? 

Bwahaha! Gihidlawg kinilaw!

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 09:09:44 PM
dia ra... sorry, ako ray present kay nahurot na ang kasegbinan ug panglupad.  tiyanak here, present, sir!

Oi, kay Katsila mag kaliwat nis Bay Vist, back-to-back pud diay ang imong pagkamestiza, Insika ka?

Quote from: Vistabel on April 14, 2011, 08:32:20 PM
April 16, may bag-ong i-launch sa Bohol, abangan natong tanan.

Unsa man ni, Bay Vist, resort, website, poverty alleviation program, o rocket ba hinuon?

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 09:25:39 PM
hadyukon ug numeyo... kaya nakong molup-og sa lunangan ug kabaw.  bahala nang badyoung spwing.

Aw, seguroa lang nga ang lunangan dili sakop sa hacienda kay, nah, ipasungag jud ka sa guardian unicorn...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 08:40:06 PM
kontrolado pod ba ang badyoung esprying di na ta ka timpasaw adto`?

He he, ander da supirpawirdam kana...

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 09:57:46 PM
huwag isnabin, bisag gitabonan guwapo man gihapon ang tabon...

Bungoton na pud?

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 10:34:05 PM
o, sige, draw na ta, ondo boto.

Aa, double glottal stop man jud!

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 08:36:33 PM
kaingon nakog tinoan ug kandila? hahaha

He he, Ok ra basta di lang tinuloan og laway...

Makatawa bitaw jud tingali ka as a first reaction, morag The Scream nga out of context...

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 09:16:02 PM
mas bilib ko kun naay blinkers ang nawong inubanan ug emergency lights ug siren.

Mora man pud nag bike enthusiast...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 14, 2011, 10:49:11 PM
ok lang na, basta dila lang gamiton.

Kon dila sa baki, di jud ka magmahay...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 14, 2011, 10:49:11 PM
hahahaha, grabe jud ni. ako lang og babagan kas sekyu sa BQ kay murag dagway kag manikurista, aw, terorista...

He he, pero moyukbo ra ang sekyu kon ratatan og estitsayd englis...

Smile makes life beautiful. Especially if you have red lips...

Quote from: Kerstin on April 15, 2011, 12:43:06 AM
unsa to ngalan sa isda nga ang single dakong tunok naa sa bokoboko?

Hmm. Mao ba ni ang tiglublob nga mamanhigay?

Quote from: Kerstin on April 15, 2011, 12:43:47 AM
unicorn

unique nga mais tree ahihihi

Bwahaha! Sabagay, kasangkayan sa mga linalang nga kahibulongan. Mao seguro ning mga mananapa ang tigbantay sa hacienda...

Welcome back diay, Kerst! Sigi mag kang wala-wala. Maayo gani kay nibalik na pud si Meow...

He he, maayo gani kay way monster para sa stamp sa Tubag Bohol...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 15, 2011, 04:43:05 AM
TOMba lata ra intawon ang among dowa-an sauna Kai perting pagka pobre man sa among Pamilya

Pamilyang mapaubsanon makapaabot og panalangin
Apan kalaglagan maoy modangat sa pamilyang mahangin.

Quote from: Kerstin on April 15, 2011, 12:41:01 AM
Xüngzhangzhu

Hmm. Maoy gigamit nga pa-beauty ni Xülengzhu?

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 08:28:23 PM
polong nila malumo pa ni mader teray ug pop payus
apan sikreto og labok 

nangawala ang akong mga ginsakpan
gipapha,gitabonan ug gilokban 

Tsk, tsk, tsk, deadly jud diay kon maohon...

Oops, GTG na ko, Asp. Mangiyawat pa ko ugma unya ako pang tahion ang akong botas de panginhas kay nagnganga na:





P.S. Japanese sa panamilit:  ARINAKO!

How about wingspan consultant, or underwater narrative specialist?

He he, ambot bitaw nganong kinatloan ang tawag ani...

Gadako lang ang lawas ug tapay
Putig itlog diay ang inatay...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 08:13:19 PM
bognawon man gud ug lapalapa siya tuay bag o sa laing payag 

Oi, panuhotonon diay...

Unsay bag-o sa laing payag gud?

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 08:10:08 PM
aha pinadipyas nga pag angkon 

Hata-hata lang ba...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 08:15:51 PM
mao nay bag o pinolongan ni BATig nawong, cute-akura kono hahaha

Hmm, Japanese diay ang tirada karon...

Mora man nig tula ng manunuklaw
Mga bagag nawong at walang ulaw
Pag-abot sa panahon sa tingtugnaw
Tatago sa kalibangan daw sablaw

He he, morag diha man to siyay gi-post kaniadto...

Bwahaha!

sumpa sa bujag - IJARA! 

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 07:55:12 PM
loyal baya ni bb torta? namalit na gali silag halaman hahaha

Aw, mao guy pang-disguise, mapasalamaton jud...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 07:46:00 PM
nabusy ug sukod sa iyang mga boots pinalit ni lolo ha ha ha

Mahilig jud pud hinuon og boots tong imong Ate...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 07:53:28 PM
asa man ang tag-ija sa bikini?

Tua pa kaha sa tag-ija sa boots?

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 07:44:32 PM
taga isla pod ang ninja nga meow usahay   

He he, kinahanglan bitawg taktika ning daghang V&P nga nagpahipi...

He he, nanagat, ay...

Bitaw, para sa wa kaila, mao ni siya...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 07:51:10 PM
ana jud na basta kaliwat ug pikot mga syupirlatib ha ha ha

Bwahaha, syupirlatib jud labi na kon kaliwat pud ug ispanyol (kuno)...

Bwahaha! Unya nakapabor dayon kay sila nay kontrolar sa mga negosyo?

Aw, kon wa magmaskara...

Nah, naa juy mawani nga beauty ani kon maohon...

Tubag ni Dagohoy:

Gihigugma ko ikaw
Sa ubos at ibabaw
Walang labot ang tunga
Kay mayroong palaka!

Aw, abi ko bag petroleum engineer nis Bay Vist?

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 07:38:39 PM

Bahay ng mag-asawa pinasok ng killer:

Killer: Bago ko patayin lahat ng biktima ko ay kinikilala ko muna. Ikaw mrs, ano pangalan mo?

Mrs: Inday po.

Killer: Napakagandang pangalan, kapangalan mo nanay ko. Hindi na kita papatayin.
         
         Ikaw mr, ano pangalan mo?

Mr: Ah Pedro po, pero my friends call me Inday.   

Bwahaha! Pwede pud "manag-uyab" lang?

Naa kunoy usang nakit-an nga nipalit, ergo, ang tibuok silingang lungsod maoy mamalitay...

Kanang busto nga medyo pinatakilid...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 07:21:50 PM
quack doktor ug peking ente story 

He he, naa puy alternative user manchmal...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 07:19:37 PM
ha ha ha nakapanawag lagi kang scarb de oras 

He he, makahinumdom man lang gud tas imong kababs nga nagluib nas TB...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 07:15:53 PM
among ering sa de meow kusog mokaon ug ginamos sa balinsya...

Dapat lang, mao gud na ang pinakalami nga ginamos sa tibuok Bohol, ergo, sa tibuok kalibotan...

Few tra geese!

Quote from: islander on April 14, 2011, 02:22:04 PM
tiwason na lang sad ug kaon ang sulod nga kalamay nga nagdagayday sa luyo sa dunggan, hahaha!

Kon medyo di mao ang lami, atuli na na!

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 06:46:04 PM
bugalbugalon kang eringa...!  

Myaw, myaw, di myaw...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 06:45:03 PM
tag iya pod sa corn tree ha ha ha

Hmm, way apil planta sa ginamos nga palitonon sa taga Dimyaw?

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 06:43:37 PM
ayaw paghatag ug uwan kay galunop na sa atoa, aw ni Vistabel pa..among nasod,among pinas, ang mogawas wala nay labot, east Timor..!

He he among-among man nag estoryaha...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 06:36:11 PM
labina ug mohalok nga magsiga? ha ha ha

Bwahaha! That classic claim... Facial acrobat diay ang karaho...

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Kini maoy dato nga ATM...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
ah usa kasako ang gikobra ni lolo,daghana mapalit ana klase nga boots hahaha

Aw, maapod-apod jud ang tanang apo...

He he, bird of paradise jud tuod...

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 09:02:07 PM
wa pod koy red x nga makita..aho ra ngan 

basin tood naa nay asido ang laway ug gatas na? 

Oi, mao bitaw. Hasta ang little red x wa na jud. Na hala, ilisig bag-o, abi lang ang ubang gwapa ray kahibawong moilis-ilis...

Ikaw lang ang aking hinahabol
Kalbo ka man o baga og bulbol
At kung ikaw ay aking hing-apsan
Ikaw ay aking pagaut-an...

He he, dagko mag lugas, lig-on jamo...

He he...

Ah, kinatloan nga pinaresag sikwate...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 04:51:24 PM
puyde kaaju na ilobok sa mais tree hahaha

Mosamot diay kasinaw. Daghan man gud ang lubkonon kay mako jamo ang hacienda...

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 14, 2011, 05:33:13 PM
Uy katingalahan na ug way liog-liog. Hahahaha. Kinahanglan naa joy liog usa mag o.

Parehas ba ni Tyson nga tungod sa kabaga sa liog morag deretso ang abaga sa ulo...

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 14, 2011, 05:32:23 PM
Ang tabugok gagmay sa Korea kay tunlon man murag bino nga ijarok ra.

Hmm, ang tabugok maoy gihimong chaser?

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 05:27:02 PM
tabogok kay hamojan man?

Aw, parehas man nga manidlit...

Bwahaha! Santisima scarbisima!

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 05:32:48 PM
singkorabaw ang gihamoyan ni layonesa..!

Layonesa kong gihandom
Hain ka na man maglumlom
Unsa may imong nakaom
Nga di na man ka bungotom

Basin pud nagdalag come here and pahiyom ni Inday Agokoy...

Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 05:29:02 PM
nagopok ug nawalwag naman gud kono ija unlan hahaha

Aw, karon nga ATM na iyang partner, siya na jud ang mapudpod ani...

Maayo gani kay wa mag-boots...

Quote from: chicogon on April 14, 2011, 02:01:29 PM
Diay babaye nga ATM gipanamastamasan ni Bay Bugs (peace Bugs)

Oi, nagluib na diay si Bay Bugs sa iyang loyal nga unlan!

Pagkahuman ra ba anig kalot kay simhoton ang tudlo...

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 14, 2011, 05:13:05 PM
Ang ulo sa elepante? O ang tumoy sa sungo?

He he, ang tumoy sa sungo bitaw, mora mag ulo bisag way liog-liog...

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 14, 2011, 05:15:47 PM
Unsaon pag ila sa bajot nga langaw Bay Hubs? Kay ug langaw kono nga laagan, puwa man ug lubot.

He he, pwede pud. Pero ang klarong ilhanan, kon sa pagkinaon og bajot nga langaw, naay baki nga nabajot!

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 14, 2011, 05:14:48 PM
Doyyana ang gamayng buho sa lioness aron makita ang nag umbaw nga luag nang daan nga buho? Makariribog!

Makariribog si Bay Bugs nganong pirit jamo sa ijang unran!