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Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 02:10:40 AM
‘Indeed’ â€" Used when I want to say, I agree, thanks, and okay...

Of course, to be sure, certainly, definitely, really, without a doubt, truly, don't mention it...

Just look at those gorgeous lips!

He he, buotan baya pud ning banaha kay iyang gikuhaag usa ka botelya ang karga aron dili kaayo mabug-atan ang iyang asawa...

Kon hatagan na lang kahag laptop sulod sa prisohan aron di kahunahunag pabuntis...

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 02:13:53 AM
tulo laway lang ka diha ehihihi..

Way kaso basta ang laway di lang V&P...

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 01:36:52 AM
lamian sad ang ubod nga nilabog labina maglotaylotay na ang panit sa tunö..whua..!

OK ra bisag ang panit ray kan-on...

Dimalas tong panahona tungod sa abribirat pero swerte kon gibinlag gold bars...

Daghang alimango didto...

By Keith Coffman Keith Coffman â€" 1 hr 9 mins ago


DENVER (Reuters) â€" A Colorado woman who admitted her 13 month-old son drowned in the bathtub while she played on Facebook was sentenced on Friday to 10 years in prison, prosecutors said.

A judge also ordered Shannon Johnson, 34, to serve five years of mandatory parole upon her release from prison, Jennifer Finch, spokeswoman for the Weld County District Attorney's Office, said in a written statement.

Johnson pleaded guilty in March to felony child abuse resulting in the death of her son, Joseph.

She called 911 from her home in Fort Lupton, Colorado, last September when she found the toddler slumped over in the bathwater making "gurgling" sounds, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

Under questioning by investigators, Johnson admitted she put her son in the bathtub and went into another room to play Facebook game "Cafe World," police said. The boy was alone for 10 minutes, she told them.

Joseph was airlifted to a Denver hospital, where medical personnel could not revive him.

Johnson told police she often left her son unattended in the bath, because as an "independent" child he liked to be left alone, and that she did not want him to be "a mama's boy." (Editing by Alex Dobuzinskis)


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In Western culture, a concept similar to that of prana can be traced back as far as the 18th century's Franz Anton Mesmer, who used "animal magnetism" to cure disease. However it was only in 1927 that the shakta theory of seven main chakras, that has become most popular in the West, was introduced, largely through the translation of two Indian texts: the Sat-Cakra-Nirupana, and the Padaka-Pancaka, by Sir John Woodroffe, alias Arthur Avalon, in a book titled The Serpent Power. This book is extremely detailed and complex, and later the ideas were developed into the predominant Western view of the chakras by C. W. Leadbeater in his book The Chakras. Many of the views which directed Leadbeater's understanding of the chakras were influenced by previous theosophist authors, in particular Johann Georg Gichtel, a disciple of Jakob Böhme, and his book Theosophia Practica (1696), in which Gitchtel directly refers to inner force centers, a concept reminiscent of the chakras.

Due to the similarities between the Chinese and Indian philosophies, the notion of chakras was quickly blended into Chinese practices such as acupuncture and belief in ki. The convergence of these two distinct healing traditions and their common practitioners' own inventiveness have led to an ever-changing and expanding array of concepts in the western world. According to medical intuitive and author, Caroline Myss, who described chakras in her work Anatomy of the Spirit (1996), "Every thought and experience you've ever had in your life gets filtered through these chakra databases. Each event is recorded into your cells...", in effect your biography becomes your biology. --Wiki

Fall in love or not at all
Hold on tight or else you fall

Coda

So where are you gonna go?
I’d like to think that I would do
what Edward Woodward would do
in situations such as these
I’d cope with calm and subtle ease
you say I’m being bested
I’m not even tested
come back tomorrow when I’m more interested

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 12:48:54 AM
ikaw daw nagsol ub adto gani namayle kas fiesta sa alborkerki

He he, ningadto baja pud ko sa Gingdormang...

Naa diay layondug nga mandaragit diri? Kaluoy pud kon gilamok, maayo untag naay linalang sa kasilinganan nga lamok ang kinaon...

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 04:23:40 AM
duhay purpose: gihimo nga tulay ug pahuwayanan sa mga torista homan ug hiking 

Bwahaha! Bitaw no? Basin cafeteria diay ni sa sulod...

Quote from: windgate on April 16, 2011, 04:12:41 AM
puede pod gi photoshop lang

He he, morag kini ang pinakaposible...

Bwahaha! Ma short circuit man pud ang akong kauhaw kon maohon...

Doppelbilder...

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 12:40:39 AM
oy nagtransform si bugsay nanondog ni manoy ayee..!

Bwahaha! Mao ba? Wa kay ikatampo nga ubang member sa TB? (Of course, lahi na pud nga mananap...)

Nagping-it sa kasakit ang biktima, basin gilahos ang tudlo...

Nalubo pud tingali ang ngipon...

Mao ni paagi aron dili dali makawat...

He he, giseguro ang shower curtain, morag mahalon ra ba...

Quote from: Kerstin on April 16, 2011, 12:34:51 AM
ikaw pod mano<y kuyog mo imo bb mamon namalit og tanaman kit-an daw ka ate ay ahihihi

He he, lokal ra ko, bb bingka ray akong kauban...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 16, 2011, 12:23:06 AM
bitaw kong naa srrender tuho whahahaaha ug magpatabang na ug V as in viagra. heheheh

Viagra.

He he, pero unsa man, ang V as in Vistabel wa pa magkinahanglan og Viagra?

Bwahaha! Tinuod ra ba jud ni nga sudlanan. kon mogahi, klaro jamo...

Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Quote from: Vistabel on April 15, 2011, 10:02:19 PM
hahhahaha, murag sakto ka bai, kay ang mga tao nga tradisyon nila ang pagpatag-as ug bungot tanan nga may bohok kini kinahanglan sab limpyohon. (muslims tradisyon ni)  buhok sa ilok, singit kinahanglan naka shaved baji man o laki.

Mao ba? Sa ato pa, kini siya pananglitan, shaved diay ang iyaha? Wow!

Daghan bitawng posibilidad. Pwede gikabkab ang yuta, o kaha gi-lower and bus sa nahimutangan ginamit ang crane...

Pagsaka sa tubig, lutaw pero pahubas sa tubig, unlod.

Sa akong pangagpas nga diyotay
Kami diri mahilig magbaklay
Kay way usa nga may nahibaw-an
Bahin sa motor nga kaabangan

Lami baya pud ang gagmayng tulingan...

The Spiral Starecase - More Today Than Yesterday

Bwahaha!

Quote from: insurectus on April 14, 2011, 12:41:36 AM
ang koreana?

Aw, salbahis pud. Hinuon...

Too bad that somewhere else in the world precious youth is wasted on ego-tripping...

There were two warring tribes in the Andes, one that lived in the lowlands and the other high in the mountains. The mountain people invaded the lowlanders one day, and as part of their plundering of the people, they kidnapped a baby of one of the lowlander families and took the infant with them back up into the mountains.

The lowlanders didn't know how to climb the mountain. They didn't know any of the trails that the mountain people used, and they didn't know where to find the mountain people or how to track them in the steep terrain.

Even so, they sent out their best party of fighting men to climb the mountain and bring the baby home.

The men tried first one method of climbing and then another. They tried one trail and then another. After several days of effort, however, they had climbed only several hundred feet.

Feeling hopeless and helpless, the lowlander men decided that the cause was lost, and they prepared to return to their village below.

As they were packing their gear for the descent, they saw the baby's mother walking toward them. They realized that she was coming down the mountain that they hadn't figured out how to climb.

And then they saw that she had the baby strapped to her back. How could that be?

One man greeted her and said, "We couldn't climb this mountain. How did you do this when we, the strongest and most able men in the village, couldn't do it?"

She shrugged her shoulders and said, "It wasn't your baby."


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Quote from: AsPo on April 14, 2011, 04:27:47 PM
Vanga ah ug diskarte..hahaha

Pero viliv ka sa v v torta...

Bwahaha!

Another Ms. Violet...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Frog...

The kiss that causes crossed eyes...

Walter Reed,  (born Sept. 13, 1851, Belroi, Va., U.S.â€"died Nov. 22, 1902, Washington, D.C.), U.S. Army pathologist and bacteriologist who led the experiments that proved that yellow fever is transmitted by the bite of a mosquito. The Walter Reed Hospital, Washington, D.C., was named in his honour.





During most of the 19th century it had been widely held that yellow fever was spread by fomitesâ€"i.e., articles such as bedding and clothing that had been used by a yellow-fever patient. As late as 1898, a U.S. official report ascribed the spread to this cause. Meanwhile, other methods of transmission had been suggested. In 1881 the Cuban physician and epidemiologist Carlos Juan Finlay began to formulate a theory of insect transmission. In succeeding years he maintained and developed the theory but did not succeed in proving it. In 1896 an Italian bacteriologist, Giuseppe Sanarelli, claimed that he had isolated from yellow-fever patients an organism he called Bacillus icteroides. The U.S. Army now appointed Reed and army physician James Carroll to investigate Sanarelli’s bacillus. It also sent Aristides Agramonte, an assistant surgeon in the U.S. Army, to investigate the yellow-fever cases in Cuba. Agramonte isolated Sanarelli’s bacillus not only from one-third of the yellow-fever patients but also from persons suffering from other diseases. Reed and Carroll published their first report in April 1899 and in February 1900 submitted a complete report for publication. It showed that Sanarelli’s bacillus belonged to the group of the hog-cholera bacillus and was in yellow fever a secondary invader.

Before this report had actually been published, an outbreak of yellow fever occurred in the U.S. garrison at Havana, and a commission was appointed to investigate it. The members of the commission were Reed, who was to act as chairman, Carroll, Agramonte, and a bacteriologist, Jesse W. Lazear. In the summer of 1900, when the commission investigated an outbreak of what had been diagnosed as malaria in barracks 200 miles (300 kilometres) from Havana, Reed found that the disease was actually yellow fever. Of the nine prisoners in the prison cell of the post, one contracted yellow fever and died, but none of the other eight was affected. Reed and his colleagues thought it possible that this patient, and only he, might have been bitten by some insect. Reed therefore decided that the main work of the commission would be to prove or disprove the agency of an insect intermediate host.

On August 27, 1900, an infected mosquito was allowed to feed on Carroll, and he developed a severe attack of yellow fever. Shortly afterward Lazear was bitten, developed yellow fever, and died. In November 1900 a small hutted camp was established, and controlled experiments were performed on volunteers. Reed proved that an attack of yellow fever was caused by the bite of an infected mosquito, Stegomyia fasciata (later renamed Aedes aegypti) and that the same result could be obtained by injecting into a volunteer blood drawn from a patient suffering from yellow fever. Reed found no evidence that yellow fever could be conveyed by fomites, and he showed that a house became infected only by the presence of infected mosquitoes. In February 1901 official action in Cuba was begun by U.S. military engineers under Major W.C. Gorgas on the basis of Reed’s findings, and within 90 days Havana was freed from yellow fever.


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He he, sorry, wa ko kasabot. Sa ato pa, paglabang sa bus, diha pay yuta nga giagian, unya naabariya, dayon nakankan ang yuta sa ilawom? Or, nilutaw ang bus ibabaw sa suoog?

Unya, kadtong way bungot sa nawong, Bay Vist, adto sa bungot sa ubos magduwa ang angheles?

Quote from: Vistabel on April 15, 2011, 01:17:14 PM
ambot lagi kong tinuod nang mga nadungog ko nga may Lana kuno ipahid lang unya mapalupad na, kadto bang gigamit sa mga sakop ni Dagohoy ug ni Dagohoy mismo nga pwede silang makalupad pero dili kaayo taas hinoon sama banog.

Tinuod to, Bay Vist. Sa gamay pa ko permi ko kakita sa akong apohan nga maglupadlupad sa among hacienda nga lima ka punoang lubi nga pilipog. Dili tuod taas, igo rang makapananggot nga galutaw...

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 01:08:02 PM
mora lagi ni siyag back-up sa mga flying segbins.

Mainsulto man pud ang mga kaliwat sa kwaknit kon imong i-downgrade isip back-up. Taas ra bag garbo tong kaliwata...

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 01:04:12 PM
aw, hands down gyod hinoon ko ani, bots.  ang problema lang, tingalig mas mahal pa ni sa condo unit.  sa akong banabana, di gani ni masulod sa among condo nga mora rag puy-anan ug pati kadak-a.  di ni nako kayang paliton kay wa na unya miy makatulgan, huhuhu.

Aw, pwede man ni ikaw-it lang outside your window. Mora ra man ni kadak-ag fire extinguisher ba...

Unya, unsa may papel aning bus diri, Bay Vist?

Quote from: bugsay on April 15, 2011, 12:32:18 PM
naa man gu'y tam-is nga mahandom nga anggid-anggid ra pod sa ilok....

Hmm, mao ni?

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 12:26:03 PM
mohikap man god dayon ka sa imong ilok mao nang mangatol gyod ka. 

Bugan man niya kuno ang nangatol...

Quote from: bugsay on April 15, 2011, 12:02:47 PM
bitaw, tighagpat pod ko'g magay sa una...katol kaayo..

Bwahaha! Patusotuso, Part 2. Hmm, sabagay, kon masayop og pili, katol jud ang dangatan...

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 10:07:45 AM
morag karong umaabot naay alignment of planets ani nga forum da.  padung na mag-unite ang mga threads... lisod gyod ning pari ta kay trained ta to see the bigger picture, wa pay labot sa training to keep secret the sins of others. 

Mapasalamaton kaayo si Bay Bugsay ani...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 15, 2011, 01:27:05 PM
hahaha katawa lang ko bai ha kay murag daghan ang nasapol nini nga way wawart ug asawa.

Aw, ato na lang ikalipay kadtong buhong sa kwarta unya buhong pa jud sa asawa...

Kay giyam-iran
  Mopahilayo na lang
    Nga nagdanguyngoy.

Calling Engr. F. S. Vistabel...

Quote from: bugsay on April 15, 2011, 01:04:31 PM
ang akoa ba nga mag withdraw nalang ko'g wawart nya ihatag sa asawa....aron, mag Lazy Sunday ko kada adlaw.......hehehe

Hmm, ang akong nahibaw-an nga mag Lazy Sunday kada adlaw kay wa may asawa--unya wa puy wawart...

Quote from: bugsay on April 15, 2011, 12:48:29 PM
pwede ba kaha'g uyab-uyab lang sa ATM...kini lage'ng naa na ta'y asawa....

Aw, di ba diay to ikaw ug ang imong ATM nga uyab kadtong gi-post ni Fr. Chic earlier?

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 12:45:35 PM
sa binasa nako ani nga thread nga nakapasamot nako ug insomnia, makaingon na lang ko nga at this point in time, pinaagig tubag sa pangutana, no, i do not it do someone think will.

Bwahaha! You contrary just are being. Naa man gani toy nagpakasal sa Berlin Wall, ATM pa ba kaha...

Kon gusto kag parachute lang pero medyo stylish, kini...





He he... 

Kini na lang kay garantisado...

Quote from: Vistabel on April 15, 2011, 11:53:49 AM
bai  kadtong way uyab kay ingkaso bumagsak way mohilak 

Oops, ayaw ko iapil, ha.  Naa baya koy uyab--ang baje wa lang kahibawo nga uyab mi...

Bitaw, naa ba guy way uyab diri. Kon way asawa o uyab, naay ipon-ipon. Naa pa gani puy pipila nga love another one... 

Quote from: AsPo on April 13, 2011, 08:33:06 PM
tua nagdaro si scarb unya nag boots hahaha

He he, unya aron di masunog ang nawong, nagsub-ob adtong red-lipped mask...

Quote from: chicogon on April 14, 2011, 08:31:43 PM
Mao siguro ni muslim nga ATM   

Sa nadugay nakong tan-aw, mora man diay nig incinerator og ilo...

Bwahaha! A generous dose of humor really does wonders...

Sa pangalan lang, " boholbuzz.net ", di ba kaha ni exclusive para lang sa mga bujog?

Quote from: Vistabel on April 15, 2011, 11:17:07 AM
bag-ong website ni sya bai Hubs, nakadawat ko imbetasyon gikan sa akong fb friend.

" boholbuzz.net "  ugma na April 16 ni i-launch. bisitahon sab nato ug supportahan total Bolanon sab ang may akda.

Hmm. Basin serious kaayo ni nga website, di ta kajagajaga...

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 10:10:44 AM
duda kog local version sa rh bill, kanang suportahan ang manganak ug installment.

Unsa guy "manganak ug installment"? Pananglit, unang ipanganak ang ulo, unya sunod semana, tiil na pud?

Quote from: chicogon on April 15, 2011, 10:01:20 AM
Basin nag fantasy ang bata? Nakaingon siguro siya ug si Prince Charming to? Baki diay, unya tiguwang pa jud... pero gabitbit ug ATM (Ang Tiguwang Mikokak) 

Tihik tingaling bakia, este, tiguwanga, mao nga nipiyait ang bata...

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 10:04:13 AM
bisag igzu mo, di mo pareha, bai... kun wa nay diperensya para ni bugz, tingalig ang diperensya para nimo hubz parehag diperensya sa pison ug taklobo.

Sakay pud kang Bay Bugs, da. Kaklaro nga gapatusotuso ra ang kanahan. Kamagayan boy gud na siya...

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 10:01:45 AM
ayay... mora man nig nangluod kay dugay na si bugsay nga wa moduaw dinhi.  lisod gyod ning naay atraso da...

Di, oi. Gisulti lang nako kay basin naa pa sa state of denial si Bay Bugs aning isyuha...

Quote from: chicogon on April 15, 2011, 09:32:00 AM
Basin katloan ang sulod... as in 30 nga katloan hahahaha 

Basin pud kada cookie katloan ka ingkib--kon ilaga ang mokaon!

Quote from: bugsay on April 15, 2011, 09:30:30 AM
ay....wa man gud ko'y ikasumpay samtang nag-agik-ik sa tumang pag-aninaw sa bungot nga gilampornas sa makusog nga hangin sa hacienda'ng napuno'g corn tree...

Tree bearing sweet fruits of ancestral pride
Is worth broadcasting loudly far and wide...

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 09:58:59 AM
maoy gidangat.  ang kuyaw ani kun naa poy dunggabon kay di maantos ang kabati sa nawong.  gapasabot lang gyod nga kun criminal-minded ang murderer, bahala tingalig nawong pa tag baki o tabili.

Hmm, wa ba kahay laing gibuhat ang mamumuno?

Quote from: islander on April 15, 2011, 09:44:35 AM
intawon sad si manoy, pagka-miserable.  iro pa iyang gidala, di unta intawon makasumbong kay di man makasulti nga biktima si puppy ug animal cruelty. 

Eww!

Quote from: bugsay on April 15, 2011, 09:50:03 AM
kamao na ba gud na'ng edara?...

Ayay... interesado, ay...

Kaluoy pud. Tungod lang kay gwapa...

Tuesday, April 12, 2011


A 20-YEAR-OLD student was stabbed dead by a secret admirer past midnight on Monday.

The victim was identified as Michelle Aaron Lubaton, student of the Ateneo de Davao University and native of Surala, South Cotabato.

Lubaton was declared dead on arrival at the Southern Philippines Medical Center (SPMC) after she was stabbed dead by Jhunel (name withheld for being a minor), 16, a resident of Barangay Tibungco around 2:30 a.m. on Monday along Ponce street, Barangay 28-C Poblacion, Davao City.

Gaspar Avila, owner of GMGK Apartment where the victim resided, told Sun.Star SuperBalita that he heard loud noises and screams inside the victim's room.

Avila added that the suspect was his helper since he suffered from stroke.

The suspect immediately fled the second floor of the apartment by jumping off the gate. Jhunel reportedly sustained wounds from the sharp iron grills.

"Sa akong nahibaloan sa among pag-istoryahanay sa suspek, naa siyay pagnanasa sa victim kay gwapa man god si Michelle. Si Jhunel gyud ang suspect kay naa may nakakita sa iya nga migawas sa kwarto (I know from our previous conversations that Jhunel wanted the victim since Michelle was very pretty. Someone saw him leaving her room at the time of the incident)," Rommel, Jhunel's cousin said.

Rommel told Sun.Star SuperBalita that the suspect was jailed twice before for robbery charges in Tibungco.

"Napriso naman daw na siya. Mianhi lang na siya diri sa amoa kay mitabang pagbantay sa among Uncle Gaspar (He lived with us to help take care of Uncle Gaspar)," Rommel said.

Senior Inspector Ronald Lao, chief of the Sta. Ana Police Station, told Sun.Star SuperBalita Monday afternoon that they have launched manhunt operations to locate Jhunel.

As of press time, police have yet to determine the motive for the crime and still await the autopsy results on the victim's body. (AD)


Published in the Sun.Star Davao newspaper on April 12, 2011.

Quote from: bugsay on April 15, 2011, 09:40:30 AM
kon blow job lang, nganong wala nalang gikinamot?...

Pabuangbuang pud ka da, kalahi ra...

Quote from: bugsay on April 15, 2011, 09:39:31 AM
tiguwang pod?

Di pa kaayo, pero naghambin og pangindahay nga makatagamtam og humok nga karne...

Quote from: bugsay on April 15, 2011, 09:34:52 AM
dotrekakin sab diay ang tirada sa kanahan....

Naay uban nga angay pud nga apiki sa ikagasto pang-chicks kay hayan makasala jud sama sa ingon...

Half million? Pila kaha diay kada minuto kon maohon...

Ni Joseph Elvir C. Tubilan
Thursday, April 14, 2011


TEMPORARYONG nakalingkawas sa pagkabilanggo ang 65 anyos nga negusyante nga gikakakuyog ug giingong nipa-blow job sa 13-anyos nga dalagita niadtong miaging buwan.

Si Romeo Rañola nipiyansa kagahapon sa korte og kapin sa P500,000 hinungdan nga kasamtangan siyang nakagawas sa bilanggoan samtang husayon ang upat ka mga kaso nga iyang giatubang.

Nag-atubang og upat ka mga kaso ang suspek nga nalatid sa Republic Act (RA) 7610 kun child abuse ug RA 9775 nga kabahin sa Anti-Child Pornography Act.

Iyang giatubang ang duha ka mga kalapasan sa Section 5 sa RA 7610 diin matag usa niini mopiyansa siya og P200,000 samtang giingong gilapas usab niya ang Section 6 sa RA 7610 nga P80,000 ang piyansa.

Laing gilapas niya ang RA 9775 nga ang piyansa P40,000.


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Abril 15, 2011.

Please help me understand what happened here...

Quote from: chicogon on April 15, 2011, 09:21:18 AM
Double meztizo: flying segbin ug kusog molokso nga nga segbin (Aussie) 

Bwahaha, segbin lang diay gihapon!