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Paul-Rose-Mike (Gi atots oi, tambok ko tan-awn. Dako man gud ngi-it. Kalagot!!!)

Quote from: GEC348 on June 19, 2007, 07:21:38 AM

Among us, we have brickshapers,
bricklayers, post erectors, painters,
sculptors, decorators and other
workers of this magnifecent
edifice we are building.

Are these the only choices, my GEC? If so, then I prefer to be one of the post erectors. Don't ask me why. The name just sounds so delicious to me. Yum. Yum.  

Quote from: GEC348 on June 16, 2007, 11:11:55 PM
Aw, maayo gani kay SAYANG gi specify ni rose. I was thinking she meant the other kind of barbequed eggs. 

From now on, my GEC, we shall name names and tell stories with surnames to play safe!  

Dear Rose,

I really have a problem.

When things appear neat and orderly, I feel the world is not normal.

But for the sake of the hundreds of Boholanos who love to visit this website everyday, I had to surrender to your reformatted perspective.

I was moved when, in your private message, you told me you printed out our website and evaluated the sanctity and alignment of all its contents. Do you still have ink in your printer? Hope you didn't use your school's printer.

I indeed used the school's printer for all 11 pages. No, not at all guilty. The team of 5 English specialists are so spoiled and pampered. We are provided to the last eraser, tucks, and scented tissues.

Rose, thank you so much for your much-awaited suggestions. May you one day become Bohol's first lady.

I could become Bohol's first lady if the requirements to be one call for being frivolous and imeldific. Other than that, I don't dream bigger than being Tubag Bohol's constant lurker.

I can only wish that Tubag Bohol's now neat appearance is as pleasing to the eyes as the arrangement of your sandals at your condo in Bangkok.

Hey, you haven't seen the bags yet!

Way paglubad,

Mike

The Rose that cannot wither

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 19, 2007, 07:56:08 PM
The Vader doesn't care about gender? July 11 is the judgment day.

She doesn't, trust me. She even wants to grow a penis. You can read her letter in the Trio's page.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 03:29:06 PM
ahem., that's not me!
its mfrandsen/maricel...

I realized that after typing but I didn't know the modify feature yet at that time. Sowee po.  

Dear Boholana wife,

A lil jealousy in every relationship sparks the romance upbeat. It is in fact needed once in a while to perk up a very comfortable and dormant 10 or 20-year relationship. It reminds the partners that hey, I do care!

However, you are not in this situation. It seems to me that your husband's jealousy has gone overboard. How unreasonable it is to get jealous even with your female friends. This is what you call, INSECURITY. Yes, your husband is suffering from insecurities and it has taken its toll on you and the relationship.

What do do? Assure him that he's the only one. Tell him sweet nothings out of the blue. If you need to lie for this, then you have to. Even if he has a beer belly, you can say, more is better than less. You can lie further by saying, "One of the best part of your body I love most is your tummy. I love its softness; I love the comfort it brings to my arms and legs resting on it."

And when you're together especially in public, indulge in PDA (Public Display of Affection). This will wake him up from coma that hey, my wife is proud of me. Take him with you to your night outs with your girl friends. This signals him that you're not keeping anything from him and he's someone you love to tag along with.

My final words, do the bedroom calisthenics like your P.E. teacher is watching with flawless eyes. Strip, pole dance, blow job, tease. Then whisper to his ears, I'm all yours, exclusively yours, body, mind, and spirit.

If it wouldn't work, get back to me and kindly explain further the circumstances surrounding your marriage.

Good luck to you wifey.

Faithfully yours,

Rose (on behalf of the trio)

P.S. If you have no intention of remaining married to your unreasonably jealous husband, then don't note my words. Go file an annulment or legal separation instead.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 01:27:42 PM
true, a really good idea para mas organized ang site then ang mga new members dili mgka saag-saag..just like sa uban forums..

Yadz, kasinabot jud ta ba. Thanks, heaps!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 12:45:02 PM
sure i will...hahaha! better safe than sorry..
kay lalaki man ako baby..i will of course teach him the values of a true catholic and of course the value of sex and being safe.. and when you get married sad and start having babies., you should also think about it..sex should be first learned at home..that's why sex education is being implemented in some schools kay para ma aware ang mga kids sa pros and cons..

We're into this together, yadz, okies?

Quote from: Ghost on June 19, 2007, 11:30:08 AM
di parehas sa lalaki na magka edad motaas ang market value...

Smells like GENDER WAR !!!!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 12:36:29 PM
so, this is why you like korean tv series..
well, when it comes to fashion.., they're one of craziest if not the best..!
just like sa japan, weird ila fashion but very original..

Talk of Japanese. Even their porn is original. It's like no other!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 19, 2007, 11:03:09 AM
well., im not that old pa oiz..wala pa pud nilapas ako age sa calendar..lolz..normal ra gud ako routine; facial wash, toner, and cream.. oily man gud kaayo ko ug skin..para pugong sa pimples lang..

Is this what you call normal, yadz? This is vain. I make do with just fresh water. Lolz.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 08, 2007, 03:44:26 PM
... and Mike Enriquez rolled into one!

Mike Enriquez? His noisome voice never fails to ring disgustingly in my head each time I hear his name. Gawd, spare me him. 

Quote from: GEC348 on June 08, 2007, 03:56:23 PM
Walking may not be a healthy option when you are
working in Tagbilaran.

There is not much shade trees so the heat of the sun
           will
                   slow
                              you
                                     down
There is too much exhaust emitted from tricycles
and motor vehicles and they
           will
                    slow
                              you
                                      down
Not all street have proper sidewalks and this
           will
                      slow
                                you
                                         down

You meet too many lovely, smiling people
and this, DEFINITELY,

will
                            slow
                                                            you
                                                                                            down!

Ah... what a beautiful way to be slowing down.

I don't mind if the scorching heat of Tagbilaran City will slow me down as long as I'm slowing down and run into you. Would we know each other the moment our eyes meet? Ah, anonymous, is the name.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 12, 2007, 06:51:25 AM
Or she does the crossword puzzle while his partner is sweating it out and still comes out with multiple climax?

Yeah, you already know me before I can stand up and introduce myself. I do crossword puzzles in parallel with multiple climax.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 12, 2007, 07:04:50 AM

Usahay, adunay mga butang nga wala koy kalibutan, he he.

In life, there are things better left unknown. They spare unsolicited sorrows to the mind and the heart.   

Quote from: GEC348 on June 12, 2007, 07:29:23 AM
Thanks for the compliment, Mike, but I'm not really that good.
I'm in a journey of rediscovering my old love which I have
taken for granted, and with the deepest regret, because of the
demands of my work...

Vader once asked me if i'm a he, she, uncertain, or an "it".

(Funny, witty lady, this girl named Vader. Just like you, Mike.)

I told her she can consider me a "he".

Whether a 'he' or a 'she'
You rock, gee!
And this Vader,
She doesn't care about gender!

Quote from: GEC348 on June 12, 2007, 02:13:30 PM
The resident sex teraphist speaks:
We are all ears for lesson no. one.
But before that, what's that in your middle finger, lagi?

If the impulsive and bold Vader couldn't utter the word, then let me on her behalf. We use each other's names in vain without permission, anyway. That's the F sign for those who need some fuckin'!

Quote from: GEC348 on June 12, 2007, 02:28:58 PM
I am so excited about Transformers The Movie, produced by Steven Spieldberg.
I grew up on Transformers... and before that, old animated shows like Mazinger Z, Voltes V, Mecanda Robot, Grandizer, etc.

I can't wait for June 28 to come, the premier of the movie here.

Same here, the boys couldn't wait. And guess what, every 20 minutes I surmise the boys would say, "Hey mom, what's up?" They know that I easily doze off in the comfort of the cinema seats. The thing I could do best is pose before the camera with the gargantuan poster as my backdrop. In fact, I already got one with the Transformers when we watched the F4 at Siam Paragon (one of Southeast Asia's largest luxury malls).

Quote from: GEC348 on June 17, 2007, 12:21:03 AM

Is this an open secret, Mike?
Hmmm...

Lemme quote George Bernard Shaw once more, "The best secrets are the secrets that everybody guesses."

Quote from: GEC348 on June 18, 2007, 07:08:04 PM
Ako, I'm hooked to LOST, Season 3 has just started in the Philippines.
Before that, ALIAS which already aired its last (5th) season.
Also the following are my favorite:
HBO's ROME, Season 2, but I'm frustrated coz I kept on missing the schedule.
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (new version).
I would have wanted to see 24 but again, I couldn't keep track of the schedule.

How I wish I could get a glimpse of the series you've mentioned. Me here, I settle for Desperate Housewives. What's more? I just keep re-watching Sex and City and F.R.I.E.N.D.S. How pathetic!

Quote from: GEC348 on June 17, 2007, 08:25:05 AM
I agree. But what turns me off a bit is their policy that you can't bring in food-snacks unless they are purchased at the cinema foodstall-- and the price there is monstruously excessive than the price at the grocery store below.   

Grrrrr! Is all I could say. Only in Bohol, indeed. However, I miss watching movies in our very own coz we can review til sawa. Out here in BKK, we have to get a seat number. We cannot even go to the powder room, else we miss a part we'll never get to see again.

To the ICM Management: Why not allow people to bring food and show the receipt that it is purchased inside the mall on the same day? What you're doing now is so much GREED. You are utterly GREEDY!

Quote from: Ghost on June 19, 2007, 12:21:05 AM
kamo daw bi if pakan-on mo ug prutas na hinog sa puno-an pero salin na diay sa kabog, ganahan kaha mo? heheheheheheheh!

Waaaaaaahhhhhhh. What a comparison! What will happen to those in the flesh trade? Does it mean that they'll never get a chance of changing skin? Does it mean that they don't deserve life's second chances or even third or fourth? 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on April 24, 2007, 07:44:28 AM
My friend, Raul Oblenda, passed away Wednesday last week. I went to his office to visit him. But on that day he died of cardiac arrest. I felt so sad. I should have visited him a day before. But who would know that your friend will die on the next day?

No one can really tell. Death is a vicious traitor. It is as unescapable as the VAT.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:37:16 AM
eww, mao guro dili hatagan password lol hahaha

He can give me his password. But who knows? Anyone can make his nth account in 5 seconds. So the answer is: Let's plant keyloggers. 

Quote from: GEC348 on June 19, 2007, 07:21:38 AM
Marlou,

Tubag Bohol becomes what
it is at so short a time because
of its members -- and the thoughts
that they share.

Among us, we have brickshapers,
bricklayers, post erectors, painters,
sculptors, decorators and other
workers of this magnifecent
edifice we are building.

And there are those who just
admire the work in progress...
Browsing... reading...
giggling... pondering... 
and ever edging forward,
induced, seduced to
pick up their work tools and
speak their mind... knowing
that we are here
                        to listen.

Have fun, Marlou! 

My GEC, I quit welcoming guests. The floor is yours. You are unbeatable!

Quote from: marlou on June 18, 2007, 11:30:45 PM
HI
this is my first time to visit your page and boy! it's awesome.
i just wanted to say that i really appreciate you guys doing great things promoting our precious BOHOL.
keep up the good work!

Frequent your stay here. The likes of you will add more sugar, spice, and everything nice to this site. Welcome, Marlou!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 04:47:24 AM
ilhan man pud ta ani nga permi present, grabe napud ko ani oi hehehe

You are unbeatable. my dearie. Stay right up there!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:32:20 AM
So, are we going to take it as YES? 

I don't like it to come from my mouth. Common sense will tell us, it's so easy to say yes and say no. In this case, I just rest my case. And let Mr Admin have his peace.

P.S. Although I really swear, what a boring life it must be if we find out soon that it's a NO. But then that would explain why he has all the time for Tubag Bohol and for the Glory of God.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 05:24:19 AM
I would still be me/my job and my life 

This is the answer of a very content, fulfilled, and happy woman. Let's drink to that!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 03:17:15 AM
I think thats a good idea

Thanks cel for buying the idea. Now, it's my turn to buy you some kinutil or bahalina. 

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 03:51:17 AM
Dili bitaw sila good sa english, we have a classmate sa Danish class mga thai, basta mag eninglish dili mi magkasinabot, kung mag broken danish nuon magkasinabot, hahayyy

Hell yeah, most Thais couldn't speak straight English, not to mention the terrible accent. However, I praise God for this, else I and the hubby wouldn't be in this exotic city teaching ESL.

Quote from: lumine on June 18, 2007, 06:54:19 PM
i agree! kaysa daghan sulti,daghan sayop.

I so agree. And women, girlfriends, wives, mistresses, let's apply this in our relationships.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 18, 2007, 07:23:05 PM
I have so much to share
But too little time to spare
So much to say
But (work) life gets in the way

I may never be able to keep up
I fear I will just clam up
The moon has risen above the hidden sun
For those who listen, the day has just begun

(Note: This has become a work in progress. I'm replacing work for life. I would be coming back on this page every now and then)

My GEC, what shall I say? The moment I arrive Bohol, I'll do some diggin' of the hundreds of poetry gathering dust in my secret drawer. Memoirs of a 14 year old, I shall call it. You inspire me.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 19, 2007, 12:35:41 AM
Owww, thanks Rose...

Mamista nya ko sa inyo, para magmeet ta lol 

How I wish naay fiesta sa Bangkok! Haha! Come Dec 12, Booy will celebrate its annual fiesta but too bad, I wouldn't be home by then just yet. Our homecoming is scheduled on 27 Dec until 1st or 2nd week of January.

I'll announce our homecoming here at Tubag Bohol just in case I'll catch you in our very own Bohol.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 18, 2007, 10:09:16 PM
Rose, you've just revamped your identity before you become a hero. You're now a senior member.

Can you use a Thai character in your avatar? 

There's a story behind the lil red siamese fighting fish. I revealed it to one of my fave members, GEC. Thai characters instead of symbols and punctuations? That's a very good suggestion. Don't challenge me, I can write you a letter in Thai. That 7-day intensive Thai course would be of use then. 

Quote from: GEC348 on June 18, 2007, 08:07:20 PM
Gee, you are deep.

So, should I address you as "Your lil red fighting fish"? Or,
"MY lil red fighting fish"?

As you please, my GEC348!Cheers to us for finding each other here at Tubag Bohol.

This is the private message I sent to Mike earlier. He asked me to repost it here. Who am I to say no to Mr. Administrator?

Dear Mike,

I swear, I can be the most honest person in the world.

Bitaw oi, I printed the homepage of Tubag Bohol, and I have few suggestions (I hope they suit the administrator's taste).

Daghan naman gud kaayo ang board, then nagkalandrakas ang uban. It's really up to you but many people would like to hire me for my organization skills.Too bad, they couldn't afford me. Tubag Bohol is lucky, I'm giving my services for free. Just a lil tweaking and whoa, your, our Tubag Bohol will dance upbeat!

Red Carpet (You may transfer the "Guests and Visitors" and "Your testimonial for Bohol" here. Reason: It's the first board the guests and visitors will see. At least they'd know you're addressing them. Guests and visitors may not know the site religiously as members do. At least, as a guest, there is something outright for them. Then your testimonial for Bohol, Reason: Di ba, when we first visit a site, or a profile, like friendster, etc., we are asked of a testi? Just a thought.)

Bohol Information Kitchen (It would be good to move "Remembering Bohol" and "Expats, Foreigners in Bohol" to this board. Burag mas related. That's my unsolicited view lang. Ug e separate man gud, burag libog and too many redundancies.)

Tubag Bohol Appetizer (Message in a Bottle obviously belongs here)

Buko Salad and Halo-halo (haaay, diri ra japun ang ending sa trio. Walay pulos ang motion for reconsideration)

1. A Dosage of Hope
2. Love and Relationship
3. Purely Friendship and Netpal
4. Marital, Sexual, and Beauty Problems
5. Health, Lifestyle, Medicine, and Healing
6. Faith and Eternity
7. Life Tips and Hacks
8. Jokes, Humor, Anecdotes
9. Favorite Quotes
10. Trivia
11. Odd Stories and Images
12. Question and Answer

Lastly, the following topics should be under one new label. They jive!

1. Tubag English Learning Nook
2. Research Warehouse
3. Website for You
4. Computer Problems, Tips, Advisory

P.S. If you can do some tricks, when people post a topic under the wrong label, can you do the automatic transfer? Hahaha! The one who posted wouldn't mind at all. Sometimes, they just hit and miss. That is if, you're a control freak like me. That is if, you want it organized and svelte.

The lil red fighting fish

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 18, 2007, 07:27:22 PM
Dear ?%*@!,

Your suggestions grabbed my admiration.

Can you please re-post your private message to the "Suggestion" section?

I will also re-post my private answer.

?%*@!, blessed is your husband... for you have the brain, beauty, talent, and wisdom.


Sincerely,

mike (on behalf of the boholanos)

Why not, Mr? I will in 5 seconds time!

And yes, that lucky bitch! He got me hook, line, and sinker. (This is his overused fave line and I'm a copycat.)

Quote from: GEC348 on June 18, 2007, 07:27:13 PM
Rose with the red siamese fighting fish:
How can I utter your name now?
Teach me not only life's pleasures
But also the sound of your hallowed, sacred name.

A rose, by any other name, will just sound
as SSSSS

GEC,

You are leaving me speechless and in so much awe. Not too many people have this stunning effect on me. You do!

I'm a frustrated photographer, a sucker for amazing subjects. You must know why I chose the red siamese fighting fish to represent the Rose. I didn't choose that for the sake of just that. There's always a story both implied and stated underneath my choices. 

Red because it's the color for love and prosperity which I am enjoying in so much bliss.
Fighting because I have so much history and background in fighting over my principles (The article will be out soon!)
Siamese because I'm now based in Bangkok whose name was originally Siam.
Fish because I could swim in the water, land, and even in the air.

And the clincher: The thought of how fighting fish reproduces is unthinkable. I could imagine just looking through the eyes of love and whoa, I could already come in multiples! If the bubbles do the work for the fish, mine would be the eye magnet.

Your lil red fighting fish

Dear y'all,

After much thought, I have come to my senses that the Trio's page should be moved to "Buko salad and halo-halo." To avoid sensationalizing the second motion for reconsideration, I have sent a private message to the Administrator to move the Trio's page right here. You might wonder why. You see, as a devotee to Tubag Bohol, I printed the homepage and found some things which needed a lil tweaking and dusting and moving.

If you noticed, some topics have been moved to their  proper labels by now. I truly appreciate the administrator for expediting my request.

At your service,

Rose (on behalf of the Trio)

Quote from: Barbaro on June 17, 2007, 10:38:02 PM
ha ha ha e share lang ning akong nahibal-an ha.. i dont know how effective this idea akong silingan maoy nag ingon ani mismo..pareho, iyang bana palahubog kaayo mouli suray suray gyod mosinggit pa gani ug" K***T..halos kada adlaw.. nagpatambag pod sa sya laing lungsod na kamag anak nila.. matod pa niya very effective daw na, sa balay nalang nila painomin  at handaan mo para masiyahan ang bana pero pag malipat ang bana kanang panty na 3 to 5 days nga wala malabhi maoy bas-on unya ikipos sa ngadto sa iyang baso..pag ka ugma adto nanumpa ang BANA dili na moinom kay manglibawot naman ang balahibo sa bana ug makakita ug ilinon na makahubog..

Dear Barbaro,

Thanks for your unsolicited pieces of advice. They are most welcome. I hope some wives out there would try this and tell us if it really does work! If it does, then the Trio can officially hire you as a reliever/consultant in our absence.

Yours truly,

Rose (on behalf of the delighted Trio)

Dear Bohol Philippines,

Thank you so much for acting as messenger to our fellow Bol-anons who are too shy to ask! Or maybe, they aren't shy at all. They're just protecting their loved ones from humiliation. 

Yours,

Rose (on behalf of the Trio)

Dear wives-with-alcoholic-husbands,

Please know that you are not alone. God cares. The Trio cares. Many wives suffer from alcoholic husbands. They are of different versions, but I have one solution that fits all.

GIVE YOUR HUSBAND THE REASON TO COME HOME SANE! If you're a good wife, your husband will find joy coming home whole and not wasted. Don't you fret wives, I am on your side. However, please also ask yourselves this question: Am I lovable enough for my husband to come home to? If your answer is yes, then perhaps, not all is lucky in love.

Don't lose hope though, I heard from a friend what she did to stop her husband's alcoholism. Whatever his husband drinks, she drinks. In other words, atbangan jud niya. Sige, ug tanduay imo, mao pud ako. Ug bahalina imo, mao pud ako. Then eventually, the husband realized that someone has to take in charge! If your hubby won't buy the trick, then perhaps, not all is lucky in love.

Still, don't lose hope. I heard from another friend what she did to stop her husband's vice. Her running rule was: You cannot touch me when you're drunk. What husband can live with this? If yours can, then perhaps, not all is lucky in love.

What to do now? If you couldn't put up with him, then junk him! Your husband's alcoholism is incurable. But if you're a typical wife, living in martyrdom, then by all means, stick with him and ruin your self-esteem.

Lovingly yours,

Rose (on behalf of the Trio)

P.S. Our life is determined by the choices we make. The choice is yours. Good luck!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 04:31:58 AM
Can I also throw questions on behalf of the 91 million Filipinos today? 

K, go ask. I feel so alone here. The other two, Chin and Paul have left me all alone!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 04:08:52 PM
hahaha....ikaw ha!
i do cardiovascular excercise everday!
so kinahanglan jud diay specific ta ani para wlay lain meaning? ...LOLZ...

Yadz, mao nay timailhan sa tawo nga walay lingaw. Lingawa intawn ko Tubag Bohol sa akong mga kalaay ug kamingaw. 

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 03:42:39 PM
i do cardio everyday...

"I do cardio every day." Is Cardio a person? Just askin'.

Me, I do Paulo everyday.

Quote from: Ghost on June 18, 2007, 12:17:09 AM
ang gugma sa teenager, pinaagi sa love letter!

This love letter is one of a kind huh. You're indeed a ghost for you to have posted this. It gave me the creeps and some silly thoughts.

Quote from: Ghost on June 18, 2007, 12:16:16 AM
grabe sad atong tawhana wala gyud nakamata! ehhehhhe....

A bird? He could've said a poisonous snake instead. No child would like to play with snakes, I guess.

Oh, yeah!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 17, 2007, 04:46:52 PM
Tired of having too much extra belly fat?

Drink LOTS of water.

I do!


Eat more lean protein.

I do but the one I eat/take is not in the list you mentioned. Trust me, you don't want to know.

Never ever let yourself get hungry (ever).

I don't. When I crave or starve for something (food or otherwise), I get what I want whatever it takes!

Kill your food cravings.

Food cravings, OK. Not Tubag Bohol cravings, OK.

Break a sweat in the morning.

I do and I want more so it's time to move the nookie sked up in the morning just before breakfast.
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Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 18, 2007, 02:57:16 PM
The parents still hold the key of her room in Bohol. 

How the hell did you know that? And hey, my room back home is blue. And so wholesome, by the way, unless you open the drawers and the cupboards and the computer!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 02:50:21 PM
changed screen name and avatar...hmmmn!!???
why?

Mike gave me the idea when he implied that my parents will get the shock of their life for producing such an offspring like me.

Tubag Bohol's circulation is reaching the world. I have to be under the guise of a red fighting fish to lure some prying eyes away.

I've long been enjoying the chance of meeting God. I actually meet Him every day. We talk heart to heart, we hang out, we duet, we dance, we go to places I have never been, name it! He's the one and only who knows the ins and outs of me, even my most private thoughts.   

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 02:42:26 PM
well, a smile could mean something and explains everything!

That's right. After all, I am living in the Land of Smiles!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 04:22:51 AM
Its nice and thats right, naa pa jud mga matinud-anon sa mga guys nga na sa internet...

Sa net pud mi nagmet sa ako bana 

This is an interesting tale you should tell!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 18, 2007, 02:22:41 PM
And your parents may lodge a protest of your being Tubag Bohol's succulent sex guru. 

They're not into the net. That's why I'm here. If I bring home a visible mark on my body come December, this would freak them out for sure!

Wait, Tubag Bohol's circulation is getting wider. It might reach the 'rents ear. Me thinks, it's time to change usernames and avatars!

Quote from: buenavista on June 18, 2007, 02:23:38 PM
masakpan gani ko sa ako boss,basin mawagtangan ko trabaho hehehe

For the first time, my reply is only, LOLz. And a smiley! 

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 02:08:46 PM
guilty beyond reasonable doubt...lolz!
smileys speaks louder than words man daw..hehehe!uso n man ang shortcuts...so huhuhu, hahaha or toinks will do..murag sa text!  some post makes you happy man daw that you run out of words so you just type hahaha and that explains..

I agree with you yadz. Sometimes, I just visit Tubag Bohol for some clean fun. So, a smiley will do. You can also add: Dang! Toinks! Yikes! Ouch! Yay! And the list goes on... 

Quote from: Barbaro on June 18, 2007, 01:57:56 PM
ha ha ha i think this is for ladies only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Size does not matter.
It's all on how you use it.
Mature men know how to satisfy a woman with a smaller penis.

Barbaro, it seems that I like you to pieces already. You are right that mature men can satisfy women with their small penises, but I still think it really does matter.  

Quote from: Barbaro on June 18, 2007, 12:46:13 PM
I used to pay attention to these things when I was very young. Now this topic seems stale. It has no relevance whether a girl is virgin or not. What matters is what kind of person she is. If somebody meets a girl and falls in love with her to discover later on that she is not virgin, how would all other qualities of her vanish on account of that?
The basic ingredient of a relationship is fidelity. There must be a deep bond of understanding. It that is handy then, how does it matter whether she was virgin or not. Her virginity could have been lost due overwhelming circumstances.

Barbaro, you make a lot of sense. And this post will surely improve the self-esteem of those who have already popped up their cherries.

Quote from: Ghost on June 18, 2007, 10:52:43 AM
mao na gusto ko makauyab aron mawala na akong virginity!

Sus, kulbaan man pud ta sa virginity declaration status aning forum ni Mike oi. Ipang ban jud ni atong IP ron!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 03:03:45 AM
Naa man nangsaba nga dalang pangutana, siyempre, tubagon jud sa anak

Dang! You're right!Bitaw oi, even at 30 and with two kids, I still think about my parents each time I do something. I ask myself, "How would they react?" Kay ug wala pa, dugay ra ko gapa tattoo like Angelina Jolie!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 18, 2007, 10:16:24 AM
very silent jud na sya when it comes to the virginity issue..
let's give him time...lolz!

So let his silence speak. It's either, silence means yes or silence means no.Basta guys, one thing is sure, Mike always does things for the glory of God and not for the glory of his maleness.  

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:48:16 AM
This is the way how i welcome a new member as i don't know who they are

Welcome Rose. Welcome Riva. Welcome Paul

Is it a crime or what? Is it prohibited or what?

kuyawan man pud ta ani Mike

No crime, sweetie! It's all for laughs! Lingaw lingaw ra biya ta diri. Your welcome is truly touching. Remember, when the heart is full, the mouth cannot speak.

Seriously, it's nice to know that you always take time to welcome everyone. It speaks so much of your nice personality. Hope we'll meet one day, aye?

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 18, 2007, 04:05:18 AM
Dili manko manghuling, ako man pangyuon hahaha, hatag man pud..

Wala man sikretuhay 

Good for you! Husbands are husbands and wives trust them. But I'm no typical wife, I can be wicked and evil. I plant keyloggers. 

Quote from: Ghost on June 17, 2007, 04:33:55 AM
hay naku...if kamo kaha magwork dire sa middle east,dili ba kaha matay-an inyong english? hehehhehehe....ngano nakapangutana ko ani? lahi man dire kay eventhough you are working with different nationalities and english is being used as a medium of communication, dili ka masabtan nila if mogamit kag saktong grammar sa english. mao na ikaw na expert in english communication, matakdan ka sa ilang broken english kay di man pwede na sila ang mo-apas sa imong level...ikaw man ang mona-og gikan sa imong level aron magkasinabot ka nila...eheheheheh....better me go there in america...too much people there understand english...i no like working here in saudi...but i no have money! can you borrow me money?....please learn me english...hehehehehehhe

Wahaahahhahaha! Same here, in Bangkok, Thailand. B-r-o-k-e-n E-n-g-l-i-s-h is what you need to survive! Sad but true. Sometimes, maka ukab na jud ko dictionary just to check for spelling. Ngana ka deteriorated and rusty among English diri!

Quote from: Ghost on June 17, 2007, 02:52:15 AM
di man na importante ang gidaghanon sa post...ang importante if naa bay sense imong gipang post! hehehehehe...

Korek! I told Mike to change his criteria. It's so easy to get there. Pwede ra kuno smileys and hahaha or huhuhu. Toinks!

Quote from: Barbaro on June 17, 2007, 03:02:37 PM
Nganong HAPPY FATHER'S DAY MAN KAY WALA MAY HAPPY ang mga Amahan. It is not easy to raise a kid, labi nag dili magpatalinghog. Nganong walay SAD FATHERS' DAY. Gituyo man ni kay pangnguarta man ning mga businessmen. Restail sales for Fathers' cards, liquour, beer, tanduay, ug uban pang FATHERS' GIFTS AMOUNTED TO $21.75 Billion throughout the world. Therefore, Father's Day is for commercial purposes, not family. However,it is good for our economy.

Hmmm, me thinks!  

Quote from: Barbaro on June 17, 2007, 10:28:22 PM

Barbaro, thanks for the visit. Throw that question now. We couldn't grasp emoticons!

Quote from: Barbaro on June 17, 2007, 10:14:36 PM
he he he lingaw ko..there is a song the lines THE ROAD NOT TAKEN... pero naka limot kowww.. sorry..

Barbaro, sidetrack researching for that song. I'd love to hear it. By the way, I like saying your name with a crisp.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 17, 2007, 10:10:39 AM
pwede na ang crazy or crazier..lolz..
i've been there sa punta cruz..its a very a nice place.. very discreet...

Yadz, I'm afraid to shock other members so I opted for the crazy and crazier, and not the one with the -est! The highest form is just unthinkable

Quote from: Ghost on June 17, 2007, 04:37:22 AM
pataka lang ka diha rose...

That was for Mike. He is so into computers biya. Parehas mo! Geeky! I couldn't keep up with your posts. Hahaha! Maybe, I'm just so Paris Hilton-ish, I might also end up in jail one of these days for driving violations. Peace!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 10:40:56 PM
48. dili magtubag-tubag sa ginikanan kung badlongon o kasab-an.

# 48 disqualifies me as a Boholana then! Maybe I should quit my membeship at Tubag Bohol right away!

As a mother, I encourage my boys to talk. They can't just take whatever orders from me when they don't like it. In the first place, they're not robots. In the second place, I want to develop them to think independently. I don't think that because I'm a parent, I know better. There are a lot of significant and very humane things that the adults overlook, things that can only be seen through the eyes of a child. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 04:36:14 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to welcome Ghost.

I won't be alone in this section from this day onward.

Thanks Ghost for sharing with us your hard-earned knowledge.

Cheers!

So you found a mate, aye? Welcome ghost. Chills.

Quote from: Ghost on June 16, 2007, 11:03:40 PM
Thats the point! We have to sacrifice graphics to gain more speed...its a matter of choice man sad...ehehehheheeh....

Hala, I love color ra ba. Dili pwede bisag font color? I will sacrifice nalang color for speed. Saunz, I'm addicted to color coding. Grammar, literature, and vocabulary could very well be taught effectively using this medium. But I'll leave that to the classroom and spare Tubag Bohol of the dilemma.

My apologies.

P.S. Mike, why can't you be honest enough to tell me I shan't use color? Anyways, black and white are cool. It is me after all.

Congrats! The dream I exchanged for love and making love.

Quote from: Ghost on June 16, 2007, 11:09:19 PM
hala! naapil lagi ko?

Naapil jud ka. Hapit na ka ma hero member!!! Yehey!!!

Kanang tinuod jud? Haaay, I don't like to lie. So I'd rather not answer.

But hey, I can share not the craziest though. Crazy lang or crazier. haha! Moving the earth sa baybayon sa Punta Cruz, Maribojoc, Bohol.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 16, 2007, 09:10:58 AM
Angelina Jolie's

Angelina Jolie's as well including the blood vial, the code tattoo, adoption, and of course, f***** and being fucked by Brad Pitt.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 15, 2007, 04:38:25 AM
A traditional rule holds that in behalf of and on behalf of have distinct meanings. Accordingly, you should use in behalf of to mean “for the benefit of,” as in We raised money in behalf of the earthquake victims. And you should use on behalf of to mean “as the agent of, on the part of,” as in The guardian signed the contract on behalf of the child. But as the two meanings are quite close, the phrases are often used interchangeably, even by reputable writers. (bartleby.com)

What d'yah think made Nick Joaquin a legend?

Quote from: lumine on June 16, 2007, 09:40:11 PM
every day
         - when this is used, it means daily. it is used as an adverb.

    examples:
       a. He calls me every day.

       b. Mikey plays tennis every day.


everyday
         - when this is used, it means common or ordinary. it is normally used as an adjective.

    examples:
       a. I have to get used to my everyday work.

       b. Traffic is the everyday problem in Manila and Cebu.

Where is Chin? Thanks, Lumine, for doing the job in her absence.

Quote from: Ghost on June 17, 2007, 12:40:20 AM
no need...thanks anyway!

You're welcome GHOST! You bring chills down my spine. BTW, your Bill Gates sharing stunned me!

His character, his sense of humor and adventure, and most of all, his good genes.

Character: During one of Sagbayan's tough mayoralty race many decades ago between X and Y, X was from an affluent blood, he could afford to buy one vote for two pesos. Y was destitute, he could only buy one vote for one peso. With the people's poor living conditions, my dad was convinced they would go for the highest bidder. As the leader of the church, he went house to house, giving a peso more for Y and this was what he said: Now, that you have sold your souls to the same amount, it matters not anymore. I am not endorsing X or Y. They have both sinned. I just want you to learn how to use your conscience.

Sense of humor: Countless that I thought I or my dad could die of heart attack!

Sense of adventure: Our weekends during our childhood days were always fun, whether it was strolling from Cogon to Taloto District on an early Saturday morning or swimming at Caingget beach on a hot Sunday afternoon.

Good Genes: Ronald (35), nurse, based in Australia with his wife and two English and math wizards
                  Sharon (33), nurse, based in England with her husband and three brilliant monickers
                  Benjie (32), gov't employee a.k.a. baby donyatic, single, based in the Philippines
                  Rose (30), foreign expert, based in the sex capital of the world with her horny hubby, and two fruitcakes, er, geeks

Quote from: Ghost on June 17, 2007, 12:28:59 AM
basta babae,gwapa,bootan

Speed, color, and capacity. Where do gender, beauty, and character fit in? Anyway, your request has been noted.

At your service,

A Rose Like No Other

P.S.
Why not visit the Trio's home?

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 11:45:37 PM
Most Time Online in Tubag Bohol... as of June 17, 2007

1. yadz26         
2. mfrandsen       
3. lumine       
4. Capitan Berong       
5. buenavista       
6. rose       
7. GEC348       
8. Ghost       
9. thisgirlvader

I don't settle for number six. The wrong spelling, perhaps. The kind of six with an E in the middle.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 11:51:25 PM
Moderation. Moderation. Naa pay ugma. 

This Tubag Bohol is so eating my time. It grew dark circles under my eyes. The moment you make me look grundy, I will quit you.

P.S. I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU. (Sounds familiar? My fave line from "The Brokeback...")

Quote from: Ghost on June 15, 2007, 05:25:34 PM
wala lang koy laing lingaw kay day off nako!

Day off sa work, full-time sa Tubag Bohol. What could be better than this?

P.S. If you need a one-million worth of check, I volunteer to be Tubag Bohol's finance officer. After all, it's just a ghost check for a ghost member. Nah, drop it! We already have too much of this practice in the Phil government. This will not make me unique!

Quote from: Ghost on June 17, 2007, 12:02:49 AM
mike! basig naa kay ika recommend nako na chick...ill take it as a compliment...ehehehheh

If Mike couldn't do the job, I can create an ethereal being for you. Just give me the specs including speed, color, and capacity.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 16, 2007, 11:56:07 PM
Great! So when is the bachelor's party? Can we do it right here? I'm sure that with a bit of imagination... and few taps on the keyboard... viola! It will be grand, man, that's for certain!

I'll take the role of the stripper. I don't need a camera or a video for this, just a few taps on the keyboard, yes. With our fertile imaginations, the bachelor's party will spruce up the grandeur that was Greece.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 11:40:22 PM
I rest my case. 

Papahulayon na nato ang mga patay.

How many times do I have to tell you, son, that next time, please quote what you are replying to. See? You're talking of the dead. That makes me think sa patay nga buhi or sa buhi nga gilubong.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 16, 2007, 11:20:04 PM
Gee, thanks Rose. You're one of Tubag Bohol's members that give me the thrills!
With such colorful language and double (even triple) innuendos, my mind has taken me
to places I very seldom go... or I didn't know even existed.

Rock on!

We shall continue rocking on this site, GEC. In Chin's absence, thank God I found you.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 11:17:20 PM
Inig tira ni Cupid, Rose, lihay gyud, aron dili maigo. 

Ay, dugay ra kong natuhog oi.
Dili na gani jud maibot.
Galing lang, dili si Cupid ang gatira, si Yoyoy.

Quote from: GEC348 on June 16, 2007, 11:11:55 PM
Aw, maayo gani kay SAYANG gi specify ni rose. I was thinking she meant the other kind of barbequed eggs. 

I thought I was only beginning to like you GEC. Now I could say, I like you to bits already.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 11:07:55 PM
Hundreds are reading you, Rose. So, shock them, amuse them, enlighten them, terrorize them... 

I'm 100% human like Tarsier, Barbaro, Capitan Berong, Varga, Buenavista, prinsesa sa dagat, and anyone else at Tubag Bohol. However, the difference is, I'm too transparent even if I wear black or double coats. 

Quote from: mikeygatal.com/forum on June 16, 2007, 05:35:22 AM
maayo pa mo diha sige na mo ug paguapa ako wala pa mahuman,hehehe  www.mikeygatal.com/forum

Mikey, magkasinabot jud ta kung beauty tips ang panaghisgotan especially knowing that, nganong magpa beauty man? ahem, kay mangwakwak!!!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 01:50:00 PM
Dear Rose,

Loving is knowing. Knowing is loving. When you love someone, you always want to know about this person.

For example: manghuling sa password sa laptop, managna sa password sa Yahoo Messenger, mang-google sa pangalan sa kapikas sa kinabuhi, ug mamawi ug cellphone. 

You are scaring me. You know Rose better than I do.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 16, 2007, 08:12:36 PM
Unsa man diay namatay, Paul? Dead love? Dead affection? Dead passion? Dead emotion?

Kung ang atong kagumkom nga mga pulong ang gamiton, mao nay gi ingon nga "gilubong nga buhi."

Quote from: buenavista on June 16, 2007, 11:21:48 AM
whoaaa!kuyawan man!hehehe ;)bitaw mga brothers and sisters ra ta diri ;)lingaw-lingaw lang gud ta!

Aw, ug naay maigo ni Cupid, kapugngan pay baha!

Quote from: yadz26 on June 16, 2007, 11:05:15 AM
thanks lumine..
hinay-hinay na ko canvass asa mas cheaper na bakasyonan...lolz!

Affordable holidays? Stop the search. Bangkok is the answer. Kita kits kaha ta ninyong tanan? What d'yah think?

Quote from: yadz26 on June 16, 2007, 10:47:42 AM
barbequed egg?hhhmm, karon pa sad ko kadungog ana dah!

Nagkalata ng barbequed eggs diri sa Thailand. Barbequed chicken eggs to be specific for those wicked-minded members, guests, and stalkers like me.