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Quote from: hubag bohol on July 21, 2010, 09:54:02 AM
Mangutana ta ni Ms. Cujo kon uyon ba siya, depende sa iyang kasinatian, nga magkadugay panagsa na lang...

True.In my case Mr.Ribbit because I'm no "spring chicken " anymore.Hehehe.

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 21, 2010, 09:23:17 AM
Sakto ka Ms. Cujo. Hehehehehe. Arang ka sakto.

Well..I got 25 years of experience so far, I  guess I am more than qualified to be outspoken on this matter hehehe

Quote from: lindy on July 21, 2010, 08:34:01 AM
kining ako once a week lang, pero sigurado gyud ko nga dili gyud maka fake kay ako man siguraduon nga magawasan.

Thank you for being honest.Everyday sex for a woman makes me skeptical If  she would say she reach a climax everyday!Unless you are newly married maybe?

Come on male Tb members...If you do "IT" once a day you expect me to believe women enjoyed it everytime?.To those men who do it once a day,sorry to diappoint you guys,women can fake it.Sex should be special.When you want to be intimate with your partner make sure she is in the mood too,not because your " thinge" is hard everyday ?

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2010, 10:02:04 AM
Mao ni ang sitwasyon:


You are an emergency worker that has just been called to the scene of an accident. When you arrive you see that the car belongs to your wife. Fearing the worst you rush over to see she is trapped in her car with another man.

She sees you and although barely conscious, she manages to mouth the words “I’m sorry”…

You don’t understand, but her look answers you question. The man next to her is her lover with whom she’s been having an affair.

You reel back in shock, devastated by what her eyes have just told you. As you step back, the wreck in front of you comes into focus. You see your wife is seriously hurt and she needs attention straight away. Even if she gets attention there’s a very high chance she’ll die.

You look at the seat next to her and see her lover. He’s bleeding heavily from a wound to the neck and you need to stem the flow of blood immediately. It will only take about 5 minutes to stop, but it will mean your wife will definitely die.

If you tend to your wife however, the man will bleed to death despite the fact it could have been avoided.

Who would you choose to work on?


--www.listverse.com

"I'm sorry",sorry got caugth ?

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2010, 07:26:46 PM
End this suffering you bestow upon us like some fog
That clouds our vision, you hairy, ugly, arrogant frog.

Frog is slimy because they like to stay in moist places.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 17, 2010, 09:15:12 PM
It's OK. Truth is, I've never been an anonymous sperm donor--nor an identified one, for that matter. How does one donate sperm? Is it complicated? The mechanics of donating must be much more complicated than the mechanics of producing...

Good question.I don't have the  answer.Hmmm...I rather not!

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 17, 2010, 07:49:30 PM
Dili pud himoong kataw-anan?

No Mr. Ribbit,unless you go in this room with your little cup for your swimming sperm and you start croaking in there! hehehe.I'm sorry its just your question sounded so innocent and funny!.

Analyze that between your legs.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 14, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
He he, that's for a dearly missed frog...

Ohh...Your dearly missed Heget? hehehe

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 10:48:08 AM
now i'm ligid-ligiding!

Hehehe

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 14, 2010, 01:33:25 PM
Here's a good enough frog blush (I hope)...

Hehehe,Now I can say,F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 10:35:15 AM
ajeje!  naay nilalang karon nga lawom ug panghupaw tungod sa kalipay... bai hubag, ari na diri nga thread bi... morag nakakita na diay si cujo nimo. 

sakto na imong pagtakoban
ang tanan naay sangpotan.

No Ms. Isles wala ko kakita nija.I just like to imagine him blush.A frog blush!

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 10:27:59 AM
credit where credit is due?  bitaw cuj, your left, or the picture's left?  the standard size, or the fabulous fat?  klarohon nato, kay present ra ba si bai hubag karon.

The standard size.It looks like a frog turn to a handsome prince! hehehe

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 09:15:27 AM
ugh.  duda man lang ta ani nga naghinayhinay ug pahibawo si bai hubs ug unsa siya.  take your pick, kasangkayan!

Hmm...My guess the one on the left.

Maybe put a mark on his forehead that says "RAPIST",so that everywhere he goes people would know!
By the way in the biblical book how did God mark Cain for killing his brother Abel ?

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 10, 2009, 08:48:19 PM
"gikabuhi" = any translation? = refers to a health condition

"ngihib" = refers to a deep part of the sea

"tinostos" = naa bay translation ani?

"kabangaan" = murag walay exact English word

"kujamis" = kalami pang-oson when we were young

"iring-gibidli" = ambot nalang unsay English ani

Let me try a few:
tinostos-cigar
gikabuhi-nausea

Quote from: Bambi on July 13, 2010, 01:12:16 AM
Ms. cujo, ayaw tagda nang ubang mga tawo.  Di ba ang mga tawo nga may abilidad, kalidad ug maayo ang panghuna-2 dili ing-ana ang tan-aw sa uban.  Unsaon, morag kabahin sa tawo ang pagka-mahilabtanon. Ibog sila! 

janjan, an interesting love story, sayang lang kay no happy end! well, anyway, you have now a wonderful/happy life! Imong swerte Day!  I wish you and your Fam. more luck!

Thank you Ms Bambi.

Quote from: david on July 13, 2010, 01:26:44 AM
deperensya gyod siguro og magminyo nga nagka-uyab jud mo kay sa mamenyo nga panaagi lang sa penpal tungod kay dayuhan hala tira pang passport, sa huli na lang ang gugma...

With my husband he wrote me almost everyday.The first week I arrived here in U.S.I went to the post office and the postmaster goes"Finally  we met you".Your husband always stop here from work to mail you a letter.The whole time we are writing his sisters would write me too with pictures.So those short period of time I got to know him and the family and in my heart he is a good person.I have no regrets.If I have to do it again I will do it in a heatbeat!

All are true.I'm one of those students struggling to finish school.My fathers rule " walay uyab-uyab basta nag school pa".Like a good daughter I follow his advice.One day a friend gave me a name of an American who wants a penpal.So I wrote him[ thinking what do I got to lose?} 4 months later he showed up and wants to marry me!..I was taking a review class and my classmates keep saying,I have to choose U.S.We got married and 3 months later I was in U.S.At that time I guess immigration is not that strict because I was able to come with no problem.I have been to Manila in my entire life only when we have the trips and seminar for civil engineering.Then when I processed my papers for U.S,and the time I have to fly to America.

Now 25 years later still when some people knew my hubby is an ex U.S. Marine they assume I met him in military place in Manila!Whatever...
Anyway,hubby jokes I never love him when we got married,I told him I like him and love came after...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 08, 2010, 12:23:30 PM

harvest last June 5, 2010. ang sinaw mao nay zucchini lami ni ug zucchini bread



zucchini bread gikan sa garden ang zucchini

taas kaayo nga batong duha ka roller ka taas

june 7, 2010 harvest
daghan onions dagko kinagamayan ni pagtanum nako,then russet potato usa ra ni kapunuan tua daghan pa ,cucumbers,cabbage,green beans. Sa bata pa jud ko mao ni akong dream nga naay garden unya makapupo ko ug daghan dagko nga bunga. Natuman ra jud akong bugtong pangandoy.

What no Okra Ms Raquel ?.I too has a garden.We planted cabbage and mustards earlier this year.My corn did not do good.Florida is bad with bugs in some vegetables here.I used soap spray it did not help.We have tomatoes and onions too.You grow your owns vegetables seems taste better from the store.

Hi Elsie.I don't know you but I will pray for you.Regards and God Bless.

                                               Thelma

Or maybe the ears.Hehehe

Quote from: islander on July 10, 2010, 11:42:51 PM
all are strays, cuj.  only one was born in captivity out of a teenage pregnancy.  (wa ko kabantay nga mature na diay kay gamay man god siya so wa dayon nako mapa-spay unya natunong pa gyod nga ang nakapaanak padung pa ipa-neuter.)

unfortunately, my most popular cat (to visitors who can't resist carrying him) died a few hours ago.  he was 5 years old.  human na kog tiyabaw diri.

Sad...Sorry to hear about it.I know you easily get attached to them.Keep up the good work Ms.Isle.

Is it true the size of a mans shoe is proportion to the size of their manhood?

Quote from: islander on July 09, 2010, 09:18:54 PM
i am a human being (i think, or so i hope) who has 4 dogs, 23 cats, 2 parrots, and 2 hamsters.  so i am neither here nor there.

Oh my! 23 cats ? Some must be  stray cats that you could not resist to feed them? { Bless your heart}.I have a few stray cats in my place that I feed.

Quote from: vhinz08 on July 10, 2010, 12:49:54 AM
Nganong akong jersey inyong giinitan nga ang topic diri Re: What You Will Do When Your Spouse Cheated/ing On You? miabot naman sa ako-ang bathing suit.   

I thought that was Borat.Hehehe

Oh My! I wish I have not seen that...It's

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 08, 2010, 10:07:19 PM
ahahaha! Perhaps I should also implement this. Love and also get money?
Is it possible to have both?

To have Love and also wealth? Kai if so, kana na lang ahong i choose-on.

You can have love and money.Both are the same ,you work hard to earn it.

Quote from: bugsay on July 08, 2010, 09:55:00 PM
Wow!!..Thanks, ms Cujo.

You're Welcome.

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 08, 2010, 09:49:20 PM
Ms. Cujo, lots of money jud? hehehe

Yes! we might just as well wish big.hehehe.

Quote from: bugsay on July 08, 2010, 06:12:32 PM
Wa man koy tambal tawon diri uy...pero mopalit ko'g chinese med ang ngan "hei jia pai"...kon sa ininglis pa ni...black plus white..

gawas aning tambal unsa pa'y maayo nakong buhaton...inom permi ug tubig?... unsa pa?

Matsalam daan.

I have this old remedy from an American friend.You chop finely garlic and onion,about 1/4 of a teaspoon altogether ,take it and drink it with an orange juice.Goodness it really clears up your nose.

At this point of my life I have love already going on 25 years!.I choose money.Lots of money so that I can help more to those who are in need.

We've learned  english at school but you come to the U.S.there's a lot of words you never heard before.Like when I first came here my stepson would say " no it ain't".I was like " What the heck is ain't?"or would say "over yonder".
Sometimes a person can say it verbally better than writing it...

Be careful Bran{I can call you that ?}.You seem to be easily attracted with women who has brain and beauty.You're young and my advice concentrate in finishing your studies.Enjoy the company of that lady.If it is meant to be then its meant to be.

Love is a one word with a lot of ways to show the meaning of it.

Yadda Yadda Yadda

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 05, 2010, 08:19:46 PM
Death penalty? Hmm. Reminds me of this joke...

There were three explorers who where walking through the
forest of Africa, when suddenly they were caught by
tribesmen.

After being held captive for a week, the male chief comes up
to the first explorer and says, "You have two choices to get
out of here," "death or five minutes of umba momba." The
explorer thinks that umba momba has to be better than death,
so he says, "I'll take umba momba." The chief smiles at him,
and then starts having sex with him for five minutes. After
boning him, he lets the explorer go.

Then he proceeds to the next explorer. "You have two
choices: death or 30 minutes of umba momba." The explorer,
not wanting to die, picks half an hour of umba momba. The
chief then has sex with him for 30 minutes, then lets him go.

Finally, he says to the last explorer, "Two choices: death
or 1 hour of umba momba." The explorer thinks that this is
absurd. After all, he was so rough on the other to while
having sex with them that he gave them bruises. He thought
that he might as well die.

"I want to die." he says. Then the chief says, "Okay. You
will die."

"By umba momba."

So Mr. Ribbit he dies of lethal injection.Hahahha

Quote from: vrglguapo on July 05, 2010, 01:06:57 PM
I prefer silence more than hearing a nagger yapping at my ear..

You mean yakking at your ear!

I don't read Shakespeare but I have watch some of his works turn to movies.It's easier to understand that way for me I guess.My favorite , Elizabeth Taylor in the Taming of the Shrew.

Petruccio :Will you,Nill you,I will marry you.

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 08, 2010, 03:59:22 AM
From: Casablanca


“Here’s looking at you, kid.”

â€"Rick (Humphrey Bogart)

My all time favorite classic  movie.

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 05, 2010, 01:35:22 PM

sakpan ka ha? nag subaybay sad ka ni Nancy Grace noh??? hahahahhaha!

Yes.I'm a fan of Nancy Grace.I have been following Van der Sloot story since he was accused of killing Natalee Holloway.This time he's not gonna get away that easy in Peru.Its just a matter of time his 2 friends from Aruba Deepak and I forgot his bros. name would break and tell the truth.

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 05, 2010, 07:47:29 AM
most liars are good at what they are doing. Example; JORAN VANDERSLOOT! (i just hope he could be in death penalty)

Better yet let him rot in one of the worst prison in the world.Peru prison.

Yes.God has a plan and each person has a purpose.

Silence drives your husband nuts!

"Courage brother,do not stumble,though thy path be dark at night,there is a star to guide the humble,trust in God ,and do the right.Let the road be dark and dreary and its end far out of sight.Face it bravely,strong or weary.Trust God and do".

Norman Schwarzkopf

Listen to Sarah Brightman cd.

No! If he or she says it is raining,I have to check outside if it is really raining!.Is chronic liar same as a pathological liar?

Yearbook

Yearling.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on July 02, 2010, 08:22:19 AM
Going out with Fil-friends (weekly ritual) to FIlipino restaurant and eat. Hay kalami sa inon-on og tortang tawong.

soriso,barbecue,nawala akong tawong.

Quote from: Chongki on July 01, 2010, 06:54:23 AM
cheat also

Yes! What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

I heard antimatter in "Angels and Demons" movie of Tom Hanks{good movie by the way}.I hope that whoever country has enough of this first would use for energy.If they are secretly wants this for antimatter bomb,we are all doomed...

Quote from: hofelina on June 30, 2010, 05:27:45 AM


in my teen years in Paranaque, this is a common bayanihan.

And....where there's a will,there's a way.Beautiful picture!

Well...it doesn't look like she is holding a BB gun shooting for an American green tree frog,or a Cuban tree frog.I hope not.Those creatures added beauty in your garden.We have them in Florida. I like the blanket,it looks like an American Indian blanket.

Nice job Mr. Ribbit in interpreting of Ms. Dickinson's use of metaphors in her poem.

No one is perfect,I'm not perfect.Grammatical errors? who give a hoot ! as long as you understand,that's all it matters.Sweet at the end it was signed LOVE.

Quote from: Kerstin on June 27, 2010, 11:59:50 PM
what if diverted pa to? 999 sani man pod impact ana daw beh? ah3rms

I honestly don't know...

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 19, 2010, 10:22:51 PM
Akong namatikdan nga ang last post niya was #6666. Well, it's a neat number, pero pwede pud adto na lang siya moundang sa #66666, or kon gusto niay na duol-duol, bisan #9999 na lang. Bisan gani #6969, pwede na, basta lang mobalik...

Thank God it did not stop at 666.Satans number.Whew!

Quote from: bugsay on June 25, 2010, 10:48:19 PM
unsa may buot ipasabot ani, ms Cujo?

It's like some habit never dies.Like even there's a washing machine ,I still like to wash some clothes by hands,or even if you have a dryer I still like the smell of the clothes dry by the sun.That's just a minor example.

It depends who that someone is!

Sometimes.My husband always say " You can take the girl out of the country,but you can't take the country out of the girl ".Some other times he would  say I'm too americanized.

Ha Ha Ha he probably is checking if they are wearing a thick diaper like he does!

Miss universe has its share of controversies.A girl can just gain 5 lbs. and the media would have a ball.The pagent is strict on their rules.
Ms. Raj is beautiful and smart,she can go as high as she want to in this life.She don't need that title.She is an inspiration to all the girls in our country.You go girl!Things happen for a reason,so don't be ashame to walk out of your house.It's their loss not yours.

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 25, 2010, 01:32:28 AM
Bwahaha. You're not being dragged into this, Ms. Cujo. You're in fact being dragged out of it, my statement being that your perfectly innocuous statement was grossly misintepreted, nay, misappropriated, to serve a stupid observation.

I hope you stay for a while in TB Mr.Ribbit..You seem to be an intellegent charming and witty a dangerous combination.He he he

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 25, 2010, 12:42:12 AM
The choice of words shows that this is a sensitive subject? Come on...

Now,now Mr.Ribbit don't drag me with my simple comment.I enjoy your responds and have a good laugh so lets leave it that way.I read all the responds about this thread from  all of you intellegent people.Ms.Isle for one hold her own.So keep on debating and I will keep reading.Ha Ha

We think too small,like the frog at the bottom of the well.He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well.If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.


Mao-tse-tung

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 24, 2010, 05:40:22 AM
Dear Blog,


Today is going too fast. Reviews are on and I have a session later tonight to go over cardiac pathology with a partner at 8 eastern standard time. I have been on coffee "therapy" since i woke up. lol. Back to work. Thank goodness that there is Tubag Bohol to let loose our thoughts when time allows.



To. Ms. Cujo,
Please call me Bran from now on.
I meant that as a compliment,Bran.So much knowledge and accomplishment for your age.

Pretty soon it would be called " Bohol Chainsaw Massacre "Sad,Sad,Sad.

Quote from: keih liwanag on June 23, 2010, 01:09:59 PM
^ yes, actually you can spot rob's filipina mom in some of his movies. he's truly proud of his mom.

Yes and Rob is proud of his Filipino heritage always talking about his mom's cooking.There's Lou Diamond in : La Bamba",Tia Carrere in "waynes world" & True lies w/ Arnold Schwarnegger,they are of Filipino heritage.

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 23, 2010, 11:58:31 AM

hahahha! bitaw naa na sitter si froggie! hahahahha!

He he he.Ms da binsi that's a good one!

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 23, 2010, 10:53:43 AM
He he, true. Good thing Mr. Ribbit has a monkey for a friend... Here they are:

Hmmm...Monkey as a friend to a frog?Good grief I just saw a video of a monkey raping a frog.Disgusting!

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 23, 2010, 05:34:10 AM
Good afternoon,

My day started at 8 am and continued till 4 pm. Work day. I am currently sitting down with a 20 oz cup of hazel nut coffee with French vanilla cream. Currently finishing up muscular disorders, then onwards later to finish neurological treatments and then later tonight to go over with colleagues on treatment protocol for musculoskeletal disorders. Cheers to a good day.


Thank goodness for coffee. 

Your name should not be Lorenzo.Renaissance man is well  suited.He he

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 23, 2010, 08:41:47 AM
He he, the Piggies are off to a good headstart, but it looks like our friend Mr. Ribbit is screwed up! Bwahaha!

The only thing Mr. Ribbit can catch up with the pigs is IF he is on a rocket ship.Now top that one! Ha ha

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 22, 2010, 09:32:29 PM
He he, atong pakuyogan ang flying pigs ani niya...

It looks like ribbit is trying to get off the ground,at least the pigs are in cloud nine.Ha ha.

Quote from: bugsay on June 22, 2010, 03:16:03 PM
Ben Stiler - met the focker

Adam Sandler - the longest yard

Will Farrel - Be witched

Rob Schneider - american gigolo


mga kolokoy ni sila bai Vhinz

Rob Schneider is part Filipino

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 22, 2010, 12:22:23 PM

Hala! 

Ha ha ha.You're so funny.I know you're  gonna find a pig with wings!Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit

I am proud to say that my father is one of the two bulldozer operator when they first made the road going up hill.I know if his engineers still alive would know him.Any relatives of those crew or project engineers?

"When pigs fly".Arabs and Jews are fighting for thousands of years.!

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 20, 2010, 07:14:15 AM
Beautiful post, Ma'am.

Thank you.

Map or gps.

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 20, 2010, 05:28:04 AM

Coj, sigi na jud ni gihan-ayan nga ibaligya, ug naa nay buyer di na sad namo ibaligya! mawala nalang tingali ning uban namo nga sakyanan pero murag di jud ni buhian ni banana! hahahaha!

anyway, men buy ford kay maskulado daw mura daw sila maapil ka macho! hahahha! bitaw oi! ug puti imong bana, natural mo palit ug ford, they know its reliable labi na sa robo2x!

Yeah akong bana puti.I'm telling you he has a ford one time for 27 years! he always joke that his ford last longer than his exes..He he.Oh my ! keep this one.I just love it love it love it.If you see someone gawking in awe while you're driving on the road that's me.Ha ha.

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 20, 2010, 05:23:52 AM
we have american transportations diri sa amoa, all our trucks are ford and my caromata is a caddie. and btw our oldest guy still runs good pero amo lang ni padaganon ug moderate ang temperature kay wa may aircon.






our 1953 chevy, all original except the paint.

WoW! I love vintage cars.Yeah my husband always buy Ford.

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 19, 2010, 05:25:03 AM

you are wrong coju, dia pa man ang mga parts diri sa Michigan himu-a, hangtud karon, so far.

Maybe.My husband in his lifetime always buy Ameican cars.Last month I went with him shopping for a new truck.Men talk and I just did not pay attention what him and the salesman talking.I happen to glance one of the truck has a part made in Canada.Anyway he end up buying a 2010 Nissan Titan truck.

Hate is too great a burden to bear.It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.

                  Coretta scott king{ widow of MLK }

' wonder if it is a bobblehead or nodder doll.They are very collectible like them sports bobblehead.

I don't know what's american car nowadays,most of their parts are from other countries.

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 19, 2010, 04:22:43 AM
Cujo, we're both in the same boat. Let's keep on reading and learning hehe. Thank you for finding interest in this book. I also recommend you take a look at Great Expectations and Cricket on the Hearth. Both are great (less appreciated) works by Dickens that inspired me. I hope it inspires you too.

I'll try,thank you.

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 18, 2010, 02:18:41 PM

Thanks for the pic.Funny.HUBAG you live up to your name,you're a pain in the a****s.Peace!

I love my Jarhead.Semperfi.

Kiwifruit.Kiwi.

I can understand this is a sensitive issue to parents.We can avoid the issue but we have to face the truth that this is a new generation.Sex education,they don't just discuss today is about boy girl having sex,next day,boy girl having sex,on and on same thing.There are so much information the kids needed to know that some parents feel uncomfortable to discuss,or kids afraid to ask their parents.
I'm for sex education just don't start giving condoms! now THAt'S giving them ideas.

Hmmm interesting informatiom.Sometimes I just have bits and pieces of knowledge about a certain things and reading your post make it easier to learn and understand.Thank you.I will keep reading..

I don't know why,as I saw the title it was Sodom and Gomorrah on my mind.I just now read it in your post Lorenzo.I heard about the place Bastille.It is a prison.If I am right Leonardo de Caprio made a movie about a prisoner in Bastille."The Man in the Iron Mask.

The man arrested is Gary Faulkner who is a devout christian and is dying with kidney disease.His brother Dr. Scott Faulkner said his brother has no mental problems...

Silence is golden.

Judi Dench in James Bond movies.

Quote from: janjan on June 16, 2010, 02:03:45 AM
i hate going to our family doctor or any other walk in clinic kay maputi sad ato mata huwat sa atong turn  pungot makasapot

Ha Ha That's true Janjan,by the time they see you they dare ask why your blood pressure is a little high!!.Jeez.That is why I make sure I'm the first patient of the day when the doctor comes in.

Sir Anthony Hopkins.Silence of the lambs,one of his best.

It is good to see a physician at least once a year,otherwise I would have not known a lump on my left breast.Self examination is not a 100% reliable.It was the most scariest time of my life the waiting of the result of the tests.' Did a lot of praying and a lot of support of family and friends.Thank the lord it was benign.