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Quote from: islander on October 01, 2010, 11:33:46 PM
come on, you know the answer.  it's also like asking how come there are laymen who have no kids.

the weaknesses of some in the flock who go astray need not speak for the whole church.

naay mga pilipino nga tikasan ug k-a-w-a-t-a-n.  tikasan ug k-a-w-a-t-a-n ba tang tanan?  abi na lang kay naay mga pilipino nga tikasan ug k-a-w-a-t-a-n, di na lang ba diay kasaligan ang tibuok nasod nga pilipinhon?

I had to admit, nga tikasan koh...Kong ako gani ang gunner daghan gyud sulod sa baso Pero k******n? Angay ni sila PANGLUNG-GUAN ug kamot!

Quote from: Scarb on October 01, 2010, 11:59:18 PM
Raqs lahi man tali na nga case..ky private donor man ka..ang imoha ana indulehensya ug maayong kabobot-on as a sort of thanking God.
-pwede na wlay recibo gud (sa imo part), na record na kana sa inyong accountant og sexytary
       nga mikuha kag takwal for personal expenses-hee³
-Pero kadtong nakadawat sa imong gidonar..ila jud to ibutang sa record nga nakadawat ug donar gikan nimo or anonymous ba ron.

Adto napod na magdaug sa imo gihatagan or diin ka gadonar,,kon private pod sama sa relatives..
  aw gamiton pod to nila as personal expenses napod whehehe..
unja kadto imo takwal nga gipamalit nila ug unza ba ron sa ICM ky naa man toy tipak nga bayad sa w/holding tax..
tua na pod mi recycle imo takwal..as if nagbuhis ra pod ka gud..bwahahaha maka kutaw zha?

Kon imo gidonar ug uza ka grupo or Org. kadto sila nakadawat "oblide" to sila nga mo issue ug recibo sa ila pod tagaan sa imong takwal ky naa man sila magzusi kon diin patunong imo gidonar..ilabina kon naka register jud ang org. 

Ug kini ang atong ISIL-SIL sa atong alimpatakan kon duna man galing.....

Quote from: islander on October 01, 2010, 10:17:38 PM
hehehe, you have not seen me yet and you call me beautiful?  intelligent, aherm, maybe, though some people i'm close to are tempted to say i'm dumb.  but beautiful?  i hope it's just a hyperbole and not an oxymoron of yours, hehe , now tell me, shall i start calling you handsome?   (joke.)  have a nice weekend too.

Islander, maybe this is what he meant...Tungod sa imong pagka intellegent, na beautiful kah ....hahahahaah Tulog na oi!

Quote from: Scarb on October 01, 2010, 06:12:36 PM
Unja partz Ferdiboi..kon baje asa man? isulod ug cellophane unya isulod pod sa panti unya adto pa jud sa langob?  

Hehehehe, dili man nako isul-ob tong underwear nga akong loklokan kong duna man ganing ikaloklok...

Scarbie, ayaw abas!!!

 Maid, Miadto sa kumbento kai gisugo sa iyang amo nga tua sa abroad nga pa bindisyunan ang iyang iro nga namatay before ipalubong.
Maid: Padre gisugo ko sa akong amo nga pa bindisyunan kuno tong iyang iro nga namatay before ilubong!
Pare: DAKO KAAYO AG TINGOG..Naunsa kah! Waba mo malipong? Iro pa bindisyunan? Dayon lakaw.
Maid: Misinggit, pero DRE! Unsaon nalang ring iyang gipadala nga 1 thousand dollar para sa bendisyon?
Pare: AW! Waman ka moingon nga KATOLIKO diay ang inyong iro! Na hala asa man ang iro kai akong bendisyunan!

Quote from: ldumal on October 01, 2010, 05:02:03 AM
UNSA MANG SAKITA MATAMBALAN ENI? PAWALA SA NATURAL NGA KINAADMAN O PADUNGAG SA NATURAL NGA KINAADMAN TUNGOD KA MA HIGH KAMAN ENI HUMAN YUPYUP?

Ambot kong matawag bani nga sakit! Pero makagana ug KAON bai

Quote from: Scarb on October 01, 2010, 04:08:15 AM
Hays..kompyansa man sad  sa bedside ra gibutang nga daghan man tawo diay..ija unta to giunlanan or gibutang ilawom sa kotzon? tsk³

Ako gyud kai ako isulod sa ako underwear!!!

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 01, 2010, 02:49:59 AM
wala man siguro bai ferds. sa sunday post ra nako nakit-an.

Salamat bai BNC...Nganong wala kaha ni gipagawas sa BOHOL CHRONICLE? katingalahan!!! Ngano kaha?

Quote from: islander on October 01, 2010, 12:08:42 AM
morning:  napalaw ang akong paghatod unta ni banana republic sa opisina.  wa moandar ang awto.  wa diay nako ma-off ang parking lights gabii.

evening:  tendered a dinner for four

Hahahaha, sa ka excited ba ni nimo mag TB? nakalimot ug kill ang light'z?

Money! Money changes everything

Quote from: Scarb on September 30, 2010, 06:41:25 PM
Oh man..oh je money..money²..ka bibo ba dinhi 

Hey folks, when it come to cases like this, there must be a "black and white protocol" (its an auditing idiom)
- mean.. it should be recorded properly thru "incoming and outgoing" invoices.
- any monetary transaction must be reported to BIR whether its non-profit,private or firm.

-On the part of a Donor whether private or firm,there must be an invoice or receipt testifying the said amount >given to a certain org.
-this outgoing invoice will be used for yearly Income Tax Return (ITR) and for Financial statement.

-On the part of Charity org. or whatever it is..as a recipient(incoming invoice) is necessary.
- Liquidation of money transaction from one beneficiary to another is a must.
- say.., a needy person received 500php(say for hospital dues), he/she must sign a receipt thus he/she handed the said amount.

The Charity Organization as a whole is liable in any failure (as to what the case-maybe),not only the representatives or officers.
  Members have the right to question where the money comes and goes.

-zitat- (my one cent opinion) 

Good Point Scarbie!

Quote from: vrglguapo on September 30, 2010, 11:09:53 AM
I will wait for the results of the investigating team. I am sure justice will prevail.

Me TOO, hulat kos resulta before ko mo comment's.....hehehehe

Quote from: vrglguapo on September 30, 2010, 10:25:58 AM
As what i have notice there is only one person here who got problems with the donations of TBN .Balik2 ang problema kapoy na basahon.

Guapo, aron dili ka kapoyan, ayaw nalang basaha

Quote from: magbalantay on September 27, 2010, 07:11:50 AM
  hadloka na man diay sa atoa? nabajot ko kadijot sa pagbasa aning ngilngig na news dah!   unsa man tawn gihimo sa atong kapolisan ani? calling Gov. Chatto. please do something! di na lang seguro ta manguli una sa Bohol oi. Lisurd!

MIGAWAS BA KINI NGA BALITA SA BOHOL CHRONICLE? Morag waa ko kakita ani dah!

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 30, 2010, 10:05:48 AM
hehehe, mo AMEN pood ko bi!

Na hala! AMEN na laman pod ko!

Quote from: vrglguapo on September 30, 2010, 07:29:29 AM
Naa pa kaha magpautang karon..Utang lipay lipay bayad likay likay..hehe.

Hahahaha, subra pas likay!!!

 Dili ko pili-an ug pagka-on, ug usab dili ko pili-an ug restaurant...Ang importante para nako nga "MAGPA-UTANG" ang tag-iya

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 29, 2010, 10:45:48 PM
Mao ba,  bisaya man gud kong dako.  

Hehehehehe, bai vhinz, pure ko bol-anon ug pure bisaya ...bai, ang meaning kuno anang top gun.....Ang Top is already Gone

Quote from: luckybelle on September 29, 2010, 05:56:15 PM
sus me, pasayloa nahurot na  gyod intawon iya buhok, sinaw na jud

Membro na diay ni siya sa TOP GUN?

Quote from: jorgeanna on September 29, 2010, 12:21:44 PM
is there really a need for anybody to join a fraternity/sorority? until now, dli man gud nako ma-"gets" ngano mu-apil man gyud...

nangitag SAKIT!!!

Quote from: luckybelle on September 29, 2010, 10:58:23 AM
OO, iya man gipost, gipakugos nya sa dwarf hehehe

Bwahahahahah :DLigid ligid ligid

Quote from: statesville on September 29, 2010, 07:36:59 AM
Parents should not have more children than they can support financially...

UG MAO NI ANG KAMATU - ORAN!!!

 Naglibog gyud ko dihi sa state bisan asa ka nga tindahan mopalit plastic bag ang sudlan, unya karon ipahunong ang pag gamit sa Pinas? Diba moangay kaau ang Pinas mangopya? TABANG!!!!

 Aron dili mamatay sa TITANUS?

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on September 29, 2010, 05:51:23 AM
This is the answer given by a friend.

Without new births, it means no income for the Catholic Church.

Calculation: 2,000,000 babies a year multiplied by P500 pesos for baptismal fee = 1,000 Million Pesos
If there are other fees, it means more hundreds of millions of pesos.

Therefore, zero birth = zero income for the Catholic Church. Sounds logical, isn't it?

Agree or disagree?

I have the right to remain silent....AGREE!!!

 HOLY COW!!! I tot our weather is pretty HOT!!!

 Here she come'z again

Quote from: islander on September 28, 2010, 07:44:52 PM
makalagot man gyod hinoon ning bogalbogalan tag komedya tungod sa atong gender pero kining hitaboa naklaro nga mubog pabilo ning bayhana.  i suspect there's more to the story than what is in this news item. 

warning gyod hinoon ni sa mga lalaki.  sukad naa tay sexual harassment law, bisan tingalig mokilo lang mo, naay mga babayeng mokiha dayon.  naa koy kaila nga nakihaan ug sexual harassment tungod lang kay niingon siya nga di siya mangulitawo atong usa ka babaye kay morag nawong ug thumb tacks.   

Diri unta ning duha ka Doctor mo apil sa TB kai malingaw jud sila ug BUGAL BUGAL

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 28, 2010, 10:51:26 PM
Blu ang kolor sang langit kag dagat gid.

gid morning ninyo tanan!

 Akoa? SALSA ra intawon ako hibal-an basta ma pasko nah. maoi gamiton manaygoon

 Huna huna ra nila nga poor ang Bohol

 Wa koi pili basta kai lamia-an ang pagkaon!

 Watermelon kai perting inita!

Quote from: hofelina on September 28, 2010, 06:59:26 AM
tinood ba kaha kini o lain na pong pangwarta!

Manay, duda ko ani....

 Binisay-ah nalang kong mahimo!

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 28, 2010, 04:28:26 AM
Hehehehehehehehe...Mao gani daw before mag-I DO manguta gyud og naa pay Nanay.

Wolf! pakatok lang nang akoa, pero sa tinu-od lang bu-otan kaau ako mother-n-law...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 27, 2010, 10:13:55 PM
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.

I would like to dedicate this song to all mother in law's!

You are the sunshine of my life.......Yeah!

You are the the PROBLEM OF MY LIFE!

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 27, 2010, 10:28:04 AM
He he, ajaw palabiig lumlom basin mabugok imong itlog... 

dili mabugok kay perming gi rotate....

nag lom lom ko sa langub, kay grabe kaiinit sa SOCAL....103!!!!

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 27, 2010, 08:08:44 AM
Nagdiwalwal ang irong bu**** gadagan-dagan sa kalsada.

kalsada sa atong lungsod nga Bohol, lami nah kumpara sauna.....

adlaw nga domiggo is my favorite school day

 Abi nakog SMART ni si Rodriguez!!! Sa tanan si Robin pa gyud? 

 Bwahahahahaha!!! 

 hang**tud sa kahangturan wai lain kong di akoh

 TOP GUN kana bah?

Kong 1st time pani niya nga pag uli sa ato, medyo katuhu-an ang iyang excuse. Pero kong sigui na siyag pauli? Hhhmmmm....

Nag huna huna ko nga if only, i did not lost 4 of my fish to the sea lions yesterday....☺

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 18, 2010, 02:08:03 AM
Ang libog sa bisaya wala kasabot ang libog sa tagalog gasalimuang na murag iro wa nakatli-an
Ang walis sa bisaya "show down na",. sa tagalog nanglimpyo pa
wq1

Ang LIBANG sa tagalog nag enjoy? Ang LIBANG sa bisaya gi PURIRIT or GITUBOL

Quote from: wolfpack823 on September 18, 2010, 01:07:12 AM
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Chicks ang weakness sa mga palikero, mabuslot pa ang bulsa, guba pa ang pamilya,Pastilan.

Pastilan ning osa! makasakit sa tiyan, makasakit sa tiyan, sa pagkinatawa

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 17, 2010, 01:34:13 AM
during PNoy's visit here in Cebu the other day, ingon siya iyang patun-an ang proposed cebu-bohol bridge kay alang kaniya it's too ambitious but worth checking. ang sure nga madayon kay ang panglao airport pero murag dili na mahimon international airport kay murag ma redundant na sa MCIA.

Bai BNC, labing maayo nga madayon ang Panglao airport...Domestic airport ang atong gikinahanglan sa Bohol, dili nalang nang INT'L...

 Ang bu****, bu**** gyud

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 15, 2010, 12:19:11 AM

Mistyed nalipay na gayud nimo Bols kay nakatunong naka,padayon ug dokdok but praktis ug bisaya aron masabtan ka.

KA...ra-ang bugoy ni siya

 Poorbeeda gyud ni siya!

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 13, 2010, 08:35:26 PM
Ngaks! Segurado ko nga dili maglibog si Bulbolbs kay... 

Kay ganda nang ating musika!

Quote from: islander on September 13, 2010, 12:31:51 AM
& i'll come to your rescue.

OR

rescue me from the mire
whisper words of desire
rescue me, darling rescue me

Quote from: vrglguapo on September 12, 2010, 06:25:54 PM
Cebu-Bohol bridge , a bridge too far.. from reality.

kini hinoon, morag sakto ni far from reality.....pero dili imposible

Quote from: fdaray on September 12, 2010, 03:58:51 PM
Cebu- Bohol bridge is an Impossible Dream.

Tell me why? What make you say it's impossible...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 07, 2010, 12:05:28 AM
a mistake of one filipino is not a mistake of all filipinos because we are known as peace loving people.

Ug mao ni ang KAMATU-ORAN!!!

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 12, 2010, 02:18:44 AM
"Go and get it," said the lady.

Lady, i'm your night & shinning armor &....

hangtud karon pag bangon nako, makatawa ko kai UPAT ako ka chat @ the same tym gabii sa FB...mura kog nagduwa ug gukod gukod sa puter...

Quote from: islander on September 12, 2010, 12:30:40 AM
na, kay indi makaintindi sa ginahambal, indi sang makatulon sa omunik.

omunik nako gamai, pero 10 lbs ang gibug aton hahahahaha! morning diha nimo!

 nag huna huna ko karon ug mo join bako sa tropa unya ug lingaw lingaw...naa man gud koi DENTAL app't ugma puhon basin maglisod ug take over ang medication sa ARCOhol

 mo kaon kabag OMUNIK?

Quote from: grazie7y on September 10, 2010, 12:10:33 PM
Another dental procedure tomorrow. 

Grazie, your not alone!

Ako pod dai nuh!

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 10, 2010, 07:20:18 AM
Zha ra pud ang nakaideya aning papizotpizot, naunsa bitaw nga tul-id man to sauna? 

sauna kai wapa man siya matarantar

 Wapo? hmmm hmmm hmmm

 Si GOREYU migawas napod

 Dunay nagpa GOREYU GOREYU!!!

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 08, 2010, 09:50:30 AM
Amerika ang pangalan sa iro sa among silingan.

silingan nako nga cano bisan tugnaw kaayo sa gawas maghukas lang gihapon

 hehehehe back to work

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 07, 2010, 08:43:28 AM
Buaya nga gamay pero dakog kaon maoy pinakamangtas karon... 

karon naa na siya sa house?

 huhuhu, balik trabaho napod ugma puhon..huhuhuhh

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 07, 2010, 05:45:57 AM
Permi lang ginagmay maoy silbing una-una hangtod pul-an na ug panahon na para sa dinagko. 

dinagko ang lifestyle sa mga buaya

naunsa mani si Bulbol?

CASADORES TAQUILLA PERTING LAPNUYA

Quote from: statesville on September 03, 2010, 08:03:57 AM
Hey! Dutch boy, you sure sound like a Monday morning quarter back....
       with a smart Pinay wife who digs into your pocket 

hehehehe, State's diba ang DUTCH BOY pintora mana!

 I want to complain! Pero dili nalang kay mao manlang gihapon wamai maminaw

Quote from: statesville on August 31, 2010, 03:37:51 AM
Mga corrupt gyud diay,maayo ra natodas para wala nay laing biktimahon.

State's, wala kuno pasodla sa DEVIL si Mendoza didto sa impyerno, kay unyag didto napod siya mang hostages!

Quote from: vrglguapo on August 29, 2010, 03:06:22 AM
My biggest mistake was ,i let my sister in law borrow a large sum of money from me and until now 5 years passed i did not receive  any payment..

Guapo! i consider nalang to as your MAJOR MAJOR regalo niya

 Congratulations, goes also to my wife's nephew NORMAN R. MEJORADA & my cousin's daughter GIOV DANGO...Way to go kid'z!

 test!

el neño

straight A♣K♣Q♣J♣10♣

royal A♦K♦Q♦J♦10♦

♥ YOU ALL☻

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 28, 2010, 04:55:05 AM
Major Problem morag korek nga gatikawtikaw sa lim-aw, unsa pa kaha kon mahimo nang General Mayhem, patay jud tanan.

Tanan nga dautang binuharan, dunay katapuzan

Quote from: islander on August 27, 2010, 09:37:14 PM
ginamos sinabado, dili tujom kun di bolinaw, akong paborito.

Paborito nako karon ang MAJOR MAJOR

HAPPY BIRHTDAY GUAPO! I hope more MAJOR MAJOR good things comes to your way

 Waaaaaaaaaaa,RAQ'Z! MAJOR MAJOR smart imong bana

 A new meaning for SWAT in the Philippines... Sorry Were Also Tourist

Quote from: vrglguapo on August 23, 2010, 01:52:42 AM
Why sex is important before marriage,,Watch this videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shL5_29sCHA&feature=player_embedded#!

GOOD 1 Guapo!

 One of my MAJOR MAJOR mistakes was, when i was in 1st yr college sa DWC. Tungod lagui sa atong pagka bugoy ug gamay, wakoy attend attend sa subject nga bahin ug religion. Ug sa dihang FINAL na, of course NANGOPYA ko sa akong tapad kay barkada rapod nako ug schoolmate man mi sa elementary. Sus! the following week, gipatawag ming duha didto's opisina sa among maestro. I already knew what's coming Before misulti ang among maestro, miangkon ko nga ako ang nangopya I was SOO embarrassed

Quote from: Bambi on August 26, 2010, 04:46:40 AM
....and now she is a MAJOR MAJOR Popular, di ba? 

Bamb'Z, mao ni ang bag-ong uso sa FB. Major major

 Sa among lugar sa Calceta St. akong mga amigo WAK WAK na kuno! Gabii ra kunoy igawas

Quote from: islander on August 26, 2010, 12:50:28 AM
hehe, daghan diay ta, scarbzy?!  wa pa mogimaw ang pinay amazon queen who goes by the name of ms da binsi.

(paskang faeta.  almost 2 a.m. na ko nakakita aning friendly face of tubagbohol.  fourth day na man tingali karon nga di mopakita ang tb sa akong computer screen kun di ko mangwakwak ug kaadlawon.)  

Islander, dat'z a MAJOR MAJOR disappointment!

 I like the STAG season

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOLF!!! Maayo pay ma awahi kay sa waa! Sakto ba ang ahong binisaya?

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 21, 2010, 08:02:01 PM
Ani sa humay gamitan og sanggot nga gamiton pud pagtuba og saging.   

Saging tundan paborito sa mga unggoy

Quote from: Bambi on August 17, 2010, 12:26:23 AM
Ms. Tess mao ni giingon nga lisod gayod tapokon kay naay uban dili mosupot sa sabot tungod sa mga kakulian nga dili kalikayan.   Among first TB EB (we had agreed to attend first the mass sa Cathedral in the early morning then breakfast) Ako ra ug ahong bana ang misimba. My husband said: "you need not to be upset, you are in your home -Pilipino time" 
Thanks God! natapok ra gjod, bisan late mi  sa kasabotang oras!

Kita, anus-a ta magkita? Want to meet you with Ayessa n Ms. Blue - na-a pa bay laing naa diri?

Bamb'Z, himua ninyog Mayo next yr, para maka attend ko

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 12, 2010, 08:42:32 AM
Naa baya kunoy mas ganahan og nangunot na. Parehas ani nga news:


http://cbs4.com/local/jose.corrales.hialeah.2.816219.html

This guy is DESPICABLE!

Quote from: mistyeyed on August 16, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
lami e pares sa coke is ice cream.

Pastilan, maniwang ta anih!

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 16, 2010, 09:32:16 AM
O.T. Non-conformist lang ning bataa... 

bataa paman gud maong mitipas!

Quote from: Bambi on July 29, 2010, 11:56:00 PM
3rd placer ko!
Lisod ning pobre ta  unja ang utok igo ra pod ipanilhig!
Working student sa College (Secretary course). Nakatrabaho sa Capitolyo ang sweldo igo ra gibayad sa UB tuition fees sa night classes (Commerce til 3rd year). Got married, landed an office job by the US military in Germany, now I work in Siemens in 2 shiftings for over 27 yrs, doubled with household chores.  Am praying hard to stay healthy to enjoy my well-earned future pension and hope in Bohol. So far,  am enrolled in TB and FB as sideline/fun activities and go for vacation everywhere if there`s COH. Have a beautiful/stressless life!  Am enjoying my days....life is too short, anyway!

Kadtong mga kugihan...I wish you luck and do enjoy whatever you gonna like to undertake! 

Bamb's, hinaut nga matuman ang imong tanang tinguha ug imong matamtaman ang katam-is sa bunga sa imong kakugi...wow! balak naman ko.
Bitaw, 2 yrs rapod ko sa college. Pero ang swerte sa unggoy dili man gyud matagna ug napadpad ko diri sa tate. Same with you FB & TB ang akong  lingaw KONG naa kos trabaho.

 COKE & RHUM!!!