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#601
Jokes and Humor / united we stand, divided we fail.
November 22, 2010, 04:12:46 AM
#602
Jokes and Humor / what a wifi network name
November 22, 2010, 04:12:10 AM
#603
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: ATM machines in Guindulman
November 22, 2010, 04:08:24 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 07:33:30 AM
Ang nakaporke aning pitakard, kon ang naggunit patakard ra pud og gasto...  ;D
inig human ug patakard gamit sa pitakard, bitbit nlang unya ka ug placard.
#604
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 09:56:12 AM
He he, unya pud medyo sakto ang wording pero nagbansiwag pud ang ngalan sa politiko, maoy legible kaayo sa billboard...   :P

Angay nga wa na lang jud...
klarix kaayo. suroy-suroy nya ra gud di ba kita ka anang mga billboards. sa forms sad unya ug ID nimo as scholar naa sad gihapon thru the efforts tugpahanan effplane.
#605
Jokes and Humor / Re: Unsa kahay ilang nakit-an?
November 22, 2010, 04:04:22 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 08:44:53 AM
Bwahaha! Kon maohon, basin si Zorro ang tiggamit...  ;D
nabija na. giwisi-wisihan diay ug espada.
#606
Jokes and Humor / Re: They have the big reason to smile
November 22, 2010, 04:02:56 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 08:43:29 AM
Bwahaha! Laway lang ang mag-unag tulo kon maohon...  ;D
mamura na unya ka ug baboy-irong boang magsige ug laway labi na kung si justene jaro imong kaatubang.
#607
Jokes and Humor / Re: viagra advertisement
November 22, 2010, 04:01:52 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 08:41:24 AM
Bwahaha! Ka-imagine lang ko nga lain-lain ang style sa pag-switch sa mga baje ani!  ;D
ang kuyaw kung see-saw type or push button type switch.
#608
Jokes and Humor / Re: Im stuck
November 22, 2010, 04:00:53 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 08:48:21 AM
He he, mao jud. Hinuon, depende sa motagay sa joke...  ;D
kung aslom ang joke sa tigtagay, pinakurat ang labas diay?
#609
Fashion Trend / Re: Stylish Slippers
November 22, 2010, 03:59:47 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 08:55:50 AM
He he, treated na ning tsinelasa, Bay BNC, ang kuyaw kon mapaakan ka sa mga iring ni Ms. Isle...  ;D
ang iring banbanon nga sungkaban?
#610
Quotable Quotes / Re: tough people will last
November 22, 2010, 03:58:48 AM
bai hubs, si robert h. shuller kay usa ka evangelist/pastor. maoy founder sa crystal cathedral sa garden grove, california.
#611
Quotable Quotes / Re: Average person lies...
November 22, 2010, 03:54:43 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 08:59:29 AM
Bwahaha. Bitaw, kay di man kinahanglan mangayog pasaylo kon wa mahibaw-i...  ;D
ang kuyaw kung masakpan, ulbo tanang kaspa.
#612
Foreign Affairs and Diplomacy / Re: Visa Hidden in Panty
November 22, 2010, 03:53:58 AM
Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 18, 2010, 11:40:25 PM
unsa man diay ka dak-a ang visa na gisok sok sa panty?
murag credit card siguro kadak-a.  ;D
#613
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 19, 2010, 08:06:20 AM
Balig pila man pud ang aboton ani, Bay BNC?
tan-awa sa chart bai. ang 3 numbers nga mosud sure pang labaw sa bawi sa imong pohonan sa system 7 to 10. alkansehon ka sa system 11-12 pero if makaigo sad ka ug 4 ka numbers sa imong combo, siguradong dako sad imong ginansiya. mao ni ang sigolan sa mga dagkong sugarol bai. wala sila maghunahuna anang 6 numbers jud.

http://www.pcso.gov.ph/lotto-grandlotto.html
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on November 21, 2010, 12:04:03 AM
Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Lotto 6/55 Grand Lotto Draw for Nov 20, 2010 (Saturday).
Winning number combination (in any order): 18-17-36-04-40-13

mayta ako na ang makadaug ani karong gabii pohon. malooy ang ginoo patukod dayon ko ug laing simbahan sa amoa.
#614
Bible Study / Re: Is pre-marital sex right or wrong?
November 22, 2010, 03:41:30 AM
Quote from: islander on November 19, 2010, 11:07:23 PM
and all along i thought pms stands for pre-menstrual syndrome in the case of women and presidential management staff in the case of our government. ;D
kung adto sad ka sa manufacturing plants PMS stands for Preventive Maintenance Services.
kung sa punerarya or sa crime lab, Post Mortem Services.
#615
Quotable Quotes / tough people will last
November 19, 2010, 07:45:16 AM
#616
Jokes and Humor / the dog fort
November 19, 2010, 07:44:22 AM
#617
Jokes and Humor / viagra advertisement
November 19, 2010, 07:44:00 AM
#618
Eva Longoria has confirmed the new Us Weekly's exclusive report that she and husband Tony Parker have split.

"It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce," she said in a statement Wednesday afternoon. "We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness."

Citing irreconcilable differences, she filed for divorce Wednesday morning in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The filing comes on the heels of the latest Us Weekly, which reports that Longoria Parker, 35, recently discovered that her husband, 28, has been exchanging personal texts with a mutual female friend for nearly a year -- hundreds in just one month.

Says a source, "Eva is heartbroken by the betrayal."
#619
Question and Answer / Re: Nailad ka?
November 19, 2010, 12:21:44 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 07:58:24 AM
Basta di pahikap sa ubos, kadudahan kaayo.

Pero di ba naa man kunoy uban nga nagpabangag jud?
duna kuno pero dili ko ka confirm kay wala ko kita.  ;D
bitaw akong ka batch niadto sa college lalake pa to sa una pagka kita namo ug balik sa among tapok-tapok after 12 years babaye naman. from robert to abby na. matud pa sa among mga batch nga mga babaye nagpa transplant na kuno sa thailand.
#620
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 09:34:34 AM
He he, morag naay naantimano aning "thru the efforts"...  ;D
this project is funded by ......... thru the efforts of your hon. ............... giahaka nalang jud.

maayo dili: this project is funded by ......... courtesy of your hon. ............... dimalas jud.

mas maayo pa siguro ug: this project is funded by ......... upon the request of hon. ............... murag mada gamay
#621
Quotable Quotes / Re: Average person lies...
November 19, 2010, 12:12:41 AM
ang pagmakak sala kung dili ka masakpan. hehehe ;D
#622
Quote from: Lorenzo on November 18, 2010, 07:50:42 AM
she's so sexy, brod ray. Kining bajiha, taas kaajo ijang legs. kini si Nick Lachey, na bu-ang nija. hehehe. the split up, pero ning balik together by october 2009, then na engaged na. guapa kaajo...
kana si kick lachey di ba mao na ang ex-hubbie ni jessica simpson? ganahan jud diay ning tawhana ug yummy sexy bitchy. barako boy. ;D
#623
para siguro ang kadaugan, system 7-system 10 ang palita.
#624
Quote from: ms da binsi on November 18, 2010, 12:15:54 PM
dili tawon oi! hahahaha!
kung dili si johnny archer, rodney morris siguro.
#625
Jokes and Humor / Re: They have the big reason to smile
November 18, 2010, 11:51:35 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:50:40 PM
He he, lisod na kon dili nako matuman ang akong vow of celibacy...  8)
dili jud na matuman fr. hubs kay mag salivate naman ka. ;D
#626
mogimaw ra diya ni si glacier kung ting winter na.
#627
Quote from: Chongki on November 18, 2010, 11:55:43 AM
mag burlesk diay ni sja
naa ni siya nude pics. siya nag take personally via cellphone pra sa iyang bf nga si zac effron.
#628
Jokes and Humor / Re: Unsa kahay ilang nakit-an?
November 18, 2010, 11:42:43 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 03:29:00 PM
Kuyawa kaha nang horizontal. Crosswise tingali ang komportable nga posisyon ani...
ang kuyaw kung zigzag na ang labia bai hubs.  ;D
#629
Jokes and Humor / Re: saging banana flavor
November 18, 2010, 11:41:27 PM
tambal man gud ni sa pimples ang saging maong lamian.
#630
Jokes and Humor / Re: Im stuck
November 18, 2010, 11:40:29 PM
ang aslom nga bahal mahimong tanlas kung naay joke bai hubs?
#631
Foreign Affairs and Diplomacy / Re: Visa Hidden in Panty
November 18, 2010, 11:36:56 PM
maayo gani kay wala lamoya ang visa.
#632
Fashion Trend / Re: Stylish Slippers
November 18, 2010, 11:33:42 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 07:14:20 PM
Para sa bedroom, kini pud ang gwapong design...





;D
di kaha ta mapahitan aning kalakiha o di gani magka leptospirosis?
#633

Manny Pacquiao just got hit with a $10 million lawsuit -- but not for breaking anyone's eye socket ... rather, because he allegedly screwed over a company that hired him to record music.

RBM Group International filed a lawsuit today against Manny in L.A. County Superior Court -- alleging the pound-for-pound boxing champ signed a contract in 2009 in which he promised to record 12 songs ... but never did.

In the docs, RBM claims they wrote Pacquiao a $40,000 check in October of '09 -- which he deposited -- in return for the first two songs ... but the boxer has refused to record the music.

RBM claims they're out of pocket $200,000 ... and they've lost profits in the amount of $10 mil.

Calls to Manny's people have not been returned.


http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/17/manny-pacquiao-boxer-sued-lawsuit-music-10-million-dollars/
#634
Jokes and Humor / Re: They have the big reason to smile
November 18, 2010, 07:44:50 AM
reminiscing the past nalang gud nang ilaha. ato lang sabton ha. ;D
#635
very beautiful. i like her in the disaster movie, very funny. she also had a cameo role in the movie Fantastic 4: the rise of the silver surfer.
#636
nice sad tong iyang mga nude shots. pinay na pinay kaayo iyang beauty di malalis.
#637
just heard from a friend nga one of the cast na siya sa Chuck. duha na akong idol didto, silang duha Yvonne Strahovski.
#638
Question and Answer / Re: Nailad ka?
November 18, 2010, 06:32:33 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 04:51:22 AM
Akong amigo kay nabiktima jud. Perti niyang halok-halok unya paghikap niyas liog kay diha man kunoy ubol-ubol...  :P
tinuod jud bitaw na bai hubs. naa sad koy nakaila nga nabiktima sad sama aning imong storya. dili jud kuno mailhan nga b***t kay babaye kaayo ug tingog. ang lawas pwerteng bigota. iya jud nagkadulog jud ug nagkakombati sila. dili pa jud kay kausa ra kadaghan pa jud. matud pa niya nga kung iyang hikapon ang ubos maayo kaayo mupakgang. dili jud kuno magpahilabot bisan unsaon niya ug romansa kay kesyo gidugo siya unsa pa diha pero maayo kuno kaayo mo fellatio, tiurok jud iyang mata. sus pag himan himan pa kay b***t man diay ang kanahan.
#639
Jokes and Humor / Re: Unsa kahay ilang nakit-an?
November 18, 2010, 06:24:58 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 18, 2010, 05:10:40 AM
Naa bitaw gitawag og elongated labia, pero morag a certain African tribe ra man ni...
wala kahay vertical ug horizontal labia bai hubs?
#640
Wla gihapon nakadaug sa 497++ Million nga jackpot.
#641
mao bitaw gibutang sa iyang profile nga naa siya part chinese from mother's side pero didto man gud nagdako iyang mama sa vietnam.
#642
"Pacquiao todos gulpis mi en grande laparos kastigos. Muchos fistos porque siento trienta loslos perteng malasa! Puerte los bun-ogis la kulata puerte paita!!"
#643
sure ka bai lorenz nga fil-am ni siya? it was not mention in her profile but she was raised in japan but lived in hawaii that's why she's a good surfer.
#644
Fashion Trend / Re: Stylish Slippers
November 18, 2010, 01:47:48 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 06:24:58 PM

mao ni sul-ubon kung maglakaw ka sa baga. inig abot nimo sa tumoy luto na.
#645
History / Re: Help me identify this picture...
November 18, 2010, 01:46:07 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 08:06:33 AM
Kanus-a ug diin man ni mahitabo, Bay BNC?
taud taud naman ni. i think last year ni.
#646
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 10:21:36 AM
Bitaw. Wa ta kahibawo. Maka-inspire ra ba kuno ning gugma...  ;D
sa ato pa bai hubs nga si vp inspired kaayo maong maayo ang performance.
#647
Quotable Quotes / Re: Average person lies...
November 18, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 11:44:35 AM
Kanay klaro, pero na pay lain pud...
kinsa man bai hubs, si kuya pud?
#648
Jokes and Humor / Re: They have the big reason to smile
November 18, 2010, 01:40:10 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 01:01:34 PM
Posible diay nga giilogan...  ;D
basig gi riotan pa.
#649
Jokes and Humor / Re: saging banana flavor
November 18, 2010, 01:39:17 AM
hahaha. wala diay kaila ang retailer. maayo gani wala ginganlan ug dildo fruit. ;D
#650
Jokes and Humor / Re: Unsa kahay ilang nakit-an?
November 18, 2010, 01:37:03 AM
basin ang usa flat top nya ang sa usa kay undercut. ;D
#651
Jokes and Humor / Re: bicycle lockup
November 18, 2010, 01:36:14 AM
butangan naman ni sa mga chain locks nga gibaligya.
#652
baga jud tinuod. wala tuod gibulsa ang kwarta pero mao man sad gipatoo nga thru the efforts kuno. alangan man ug di siya mobuhat sa iyang trabahoon as congressman nga gibotaran gud sa katawhan. mao nay nakaparat kay sa panahon sa pangampanya sa election, sige balik balik ako si desidido mohabal jr. inyong sulogoon sa kongreso. kung inyo kong botohan akoy magdala sa inyong tingog didto. pagka daug na nahimo nang halangdon, nahimong honorable. tsk tsk tsk. ing ana ka sugapa nang mga kanahan.
#653
kung ako ang makadaug anang 6/55 lotto jackpot nga moabot na ug 500 million plus karong sabado pohon.
#654
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 08:23:00 AM
He he, duol-duol ra, kay Russian man ko nga sugoonon...  ;D
unsaon man sad nang russian sugoon bai hubs?
#655
Question and Answer / Re: Nailad ka?
November 18, 2010, 01:24:35 AM
nailad ko kausa kay dihay usa ka babaye nga akong nakit-an nga pwerte jud pagka sexy ha. halos molugwa na ang dughan nya naa pay shorts pwerteng moboa halos abot na sa kigol. pwerte nakong tutok sus pagtingog kay lus-an man diay.  ;D
#656
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
November 18, 2010, 01:22:24 AM
pamahaw: paliya giitlogan
paniudto: lumpia
panihapon: spanish sardines
#657
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 17, 2010, 08:03:22 AM
Bwahaha! Kon successful ni nga project unya daghang madato nga entrepreneurs, pwede mao ni ang title sa press release sa DTIi: Initiative Yields Outstanding Trailblazers! 

;D
magpasar dayon ug balaod sa congress aron makatukod ug cooperative. Ingalan sa cooperative kay: Kooperatiba Alang sa Yano ug Agresibong Tingusbawan.
#658
Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 17, 2010, 11:53:17 PM
di namn daw makkita bai.bisan adto nalng papoy-on sa baybayon sa bohol pwede na.
nahiubos siguro to siya bai vits nga bisan sa iyang heroic nga gibuhat walay ganahang mosagop niya. mao tong nitago nalang. wata kahibaw, naglaroy laroy nato ron sa kabaybayonan sa talibon.
#659
European Union EU / Why the Irish Crisis is Going Global?
November 18, 2010, 12:43:34 AM

You may not have to worry about Ireland in a week, or a month. But at the moment, the Emerald Isle is causing global investors a whole lot o' anxiety.

On the surface, it's reminiscent of the problem Greece had with its unmanageable federal debt early this year, which shook world markets, ended a global rally in stocks and ultimately led to a $146 billion bailout by the European Union and the International Monetary Fund. Greece spent more money than it took in for years, papered over the gap, and essentially became insolvent when it could no longer borrow the money needed to finance its debt.

Ireland is on the brink of insolvency too, which has helped drive down the S&P 500 stock index by nearly 4 percent over the last few days. But unlike Greece, Ireland is a relatively wealthy country, with per capita GDP of nearly $38,000. That's 21 percent higher than per capita GDP in Greece, and in the top third for European countries. Low corporate tax rates and a skilled workforce have made Ireland a haven for some of the world's biggest companies. And its public debt, about 65 percent of GDP, is far below Greece's crushing load, which is 126 percent of GDP. Ireland's debt levels are even lower than those in France, Germany and the United Kingdom.

But Ireland has one huge problem that may soon make it a supplicant to its European brethren: A failed banking sector that Ireland's government can no longer rescue on its own. Ireland is in the midst of a real estate bust that could trump even the ruinous downturns that turned parts of southern California and Nevada into suburban ghost towns, with home-grown banks stoking it all. Now, those banks are trying to manage catastrophic losses. The Irish government has effectively nationalized the nation's biggest banks by guaranteeing their debt, which would be akin to the U.S. government taking over Citigroup, Bank of America, J.P. Morgan Chase and Wells Fargo.

That means the Irish government is also on the hook for the losses those banks endure--which have risen far beyond initial estimates, and may have a lot farther to go. So far, the Irish government is obligated to cover losses amounting to 175 percent of Irish GDP, which is becoming an unsustainable burden. "If the Irish banks go down, the Irish government also goes down," says economist Jacob Kirkegaard of the Peterson Institute for International Economics.

As estimates of Irish bank losses have gone up, pressure has mounted on Ireland to do something decisive--and panicky markets may now force a solution. Ireland wants the European Central Bank to continue lending money to Irish banks at low interest rates, but the ECB has different ideas. Inflation has been creeping up in Europe, and the central bank said recently that it wants to end its program of pumping liquidity into banks, not continue or expand it. Cutting off those loans to Irish banks could force defaults, which the Irish government would have to cover or essentially be in default itself. Germany, meanwhile, wants to hurry a bailout of Ireland, to prevent worries about sovereign bonds from spreading to Portugual or Spain, which would be a much bigger problem.

A European bailout of Ireland would be manageable, and probably cost less than the Greek rescue. But Ireland doesn't want it, because the EU and IMF would force austerity measures onto the island nation that could effectively end its appeal as a business-friendly nation with a high standard of living. Since Ireland is wealthier than other European nations that would essentially be lending it money, social programs would end up gutted, and taxes would soar. And Ireland's 12.5 percent corporate tax rate--one of the lowest in the developed world--would almost certainly go up, taking what's left of the roar out of the Celtic Tiger. If multinational businesses abandon Ireland, it could fall quickly down the list of Europe's most prosperous nations.

The standoff is what worries the markets, since a protracted bailout battle darkens the clouds over Europe's other deeply indebted nations. Portugal and Spain aren't in serious danger of default at the moment, but as Ireland's cost of borrowing goes up, so does the cost of borrowing in similarly stressed nations. That gets passed through to businesses operating in those countries that do need to borrow money--and they could face more urgent funding needs than their own governments in the weeks ahead. That's how Ireland's problems ripple outward to other indebted governments, the real economy and ultimately to the global stock markets.

A bailout might seem tough to swallow in Ireland, but it would most likely calm global markets. Moody's Analytics points out that there's plenty of money available for a bailout, and also that the ramifications of a sovereign default are so severe that even nationalistic politicians would never let it happen. "We still believe the probability of default by a euro zone member state within the next two years is not significant," Moody's wrote in a recent analysis.

Kirkegaard of the Peterson Institute sees three possible options. One is that a large bank, probably in Asia, could sweep in and buy up the Irish banks, if it got sufficient guarantees against losses by the Irish government. Prognosis: Unlikely. There's also a tiny chance that the European Central Bank will change its policy to accommodate Ireland. But that's even more unlikely.

What's most likely is some kind of Irish bailout, with tough negotiations over when it happens and the conditions Ireland must agree to. Ireland will fight hard to put off a bailout--at least until parliamentary elections on Nov. 25--and to retain its right to make its own fiscal decisions. But Ireland's luck may be about to run out, with other European nations likely to insist that Ireland face austerity measures at least as tough as those in Greece. Maybe tougher. "That would have very signficiant long-term growth implications for Ireland, and other euro zone countries know that," says Kirkegarrd. "But given the politics of bailouts, that simply doesn't matter." After all, there may be other bailouts that need to be addressed.

#660
BRUSSELS (AFP) â€" More than 100 angry Ryanair passengers sat in a dark cabin without food or water for four hours Wednesday, refusing to leave their plane after it was diverted to Belgium, authorities and passengers said.

The passengers, mostly French tourists who were supposed to land near Paris after returning from holidays in Morocco, refused to come out of the aircraft even after the crew had left it at the Liege airport in southern Belgium.

Reda Yahiyaoui, a business owner who was travelling with his wife, a two-month-old baby and a three-year-old, said the passengers had no water and the toilets in the plane were locked.

"The pilot left and he even left the cockpit door open," he said.

After several hours of negotiations with furious passengers, officials convinced them to leave the plane and wait inside the airport for buses that would take them to their original destination, a firefighter told AFP.

"The negotiation was so difficult that we weren't sure they would come out," the firefighter said by telephone.

"People are obviously outraged. I'm just trying to look out for their well-being," he said.

Passengers on the plane told AFP that the flight had left Fes, Morocco, three hours late at 7:15 pm local time on Tuesday but had been unable to land in Beauvais, France, because by that time the airport there had closed.

The plane landed in Liege at around 11:30 pm and passengers only agreed to come out after 3:30 am the next morning.

"This is unacceptable," Mylene Netange, who runs a network on social responsibility for business leaders, told AFP.

"The plane didn't land in Beauvais but in Liege without warning us. Consequently, we refused to leave the plane," she said.

A Ryanair spokesperson was not immediately reachable for comment.


#661
History / Re: Help me identify this picture...
November 17, 2010, 08:03:17 AM
kanang picture nga involving anang opaw nga namatid murag kadto nang nanghold up nya ilang gipusil ang biktima. kanang namatid paryente na sa biktima ug iyang gipahungaw ang iyang kalagot sa suspek.
#662
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 01:56:56 PM
Aw, di man pud hinuon ta Canadian bay.
abi nako canadian ka bai hubs. di ba gisugo ka ug giingnan, maglaba ka na dyan. magluto ka na dyan. maghugas ka na dyan. and so on. ;D
#663
maayo gani kay wala ang nawong ni hayden kho. ;D
#664
Foreign Affairs and Diplomacy / Re: Visa Hidden in Panty
November 17, 2010, 07:52:35 AM
pwerteng hayahaya sa taga immigration ato labi na kung lalake. nakahigayon jud siya ug kuot kunohay rikesa. ;D
#665
Photos Unlimited / Re: horse with no hairs
November 17, 2010, 07:45:35 AM
Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 07:24:51 AM
dayon naminyo ni siyag ang apelyido ang.
inig role call niya, ang al bino.
#666
in fairness si vp binay is for me, doing very well as a VP. hopefully padayon ni siya ug dili molikoy in the end.
#667
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 09:15:49 AM
OTOP? One Town One Product? Maayo gani kay dili One Town One Goal...  ;D
pwede ni siya bai hubs si iapil sa Bridging Intellects Leading to Agressive Trading.
#668
sa balilihan kay giputol ang ubang kahoy sa plaza tungod kay nagtakilid na sa katiguwangon. kuyaw na kung makadisgrasya nuon.
#669
that's true. they are trying to fool the people by making them believe that they are helping them but it turns out that the politician is using people's money.
#670
Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 06:27:45 AM
hahaha!  kini laging moatubang tag computer (kay nagdaginot ug panahon kay mopid-ok na ning tb karong taudtaod) bag-ong mata, wa pa gani ka-kape.  i stand corrected, thanks.

mahadlok man sad ta ani ug subconsciously nagtoo diay ko nga ang nawong ni binay angay sa panahon ni genghis khan. ;D   
pwede man sad ms isles. mura man sad siguro ug naay kaliwat si binay nga mongol.
#671
Jokes and Humor / saging banana flavor
November 17, 2010, 06:38:41 AM
#672
Jokes and Humor / bicycle lockup
November 17, 2010, 06:37:58 AM
#673
Jokes and Humor / caveman vanity
November 17, 2010, 06:37:18 AM
#674
Jokes and Humor / photoshoot failed
November 17, 2010, 06:36:35 AM
#675
#676
Quotable Quotes / all the sweet things
November 17, 2010, 06:34:21 AM
#677
Quotable Quotes / every girl has 3 guys
November 17, 2010, 06:33:22 AM
#678
Quote from: islander on November 17, 2010, 05:52:58 AM
di ba kaha anak na siya ni binay?  nag-una na ba ang kompanya for 1216?
unsa man ni ms isles, backdate? panahon pa man ni genghis khan. ;D
#679
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 02:39:05 PM
Kini mas kataw-anan...



mura man ni ug tabili nga nagbitay bai hubs.
#680
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 08:59:13 AM
Basin nahigugma jud tinuod ning bayhana kang Binay, way kapin way kulang...  8)
siya ray kulang-kulang. ;D
#681
Quotable Quotes / Re: People are lonely...
November 17, 2010, 05:41:22 AM
Lonely people have less activity in a part of the brain that normally lights up in association with reward.
#682
abi nako ug ang question, unsay imong gikinahanglan? unya ang tubag ni margarito dos por dos.
#683
Quotable Quotes / Re: Average person lies...
November 17, 2010, 05:36:54 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 12:46:11 PM
Hmm. For certain professions, lying is mandatory.
kanang si atty bai hubs?
#684
Jokes and Humor / Re: They have the big reason to smile
November 17, 2010, 05:36:07 AM
murag agi sa kuko naay kinawrasan.
#685
Jokes and Humor / Re: Smiling
November 17, 2010, 05:35:14 AM
murag himsog man sa akong tan-aw. naay smile ay murag nagdala ug come here.
#686
Jokes and Humor / Re: Alone in the dark
November 17, 2010, 05:34:16 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 10:05:08 AM
Mora ra bag mga demonyito ning duha niya ka tupad...
murag router nga naa sa ilang luyo, ang antenna murag sungay.
#687
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Na Suko Ko Sa Usang Komento
November 17, 2010, 03:17:53 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 16, 2010, 08:08:03 AM
Salbahis bitaw ning mga Cebuano. Parehas ani nga joke kunohay:

Cebuano nga pulis nakakitag Bol-anon nga nag-ihap sa mga poste sa Jones: Hoy, unsay imong gibuhat diha? Gidili baya ang pag-ihap sa poste! Tug-an, pila kabuok imong naihap?
Bol-anon: Aw, kining...lima na, Nyor.
Cebuano: Na hala, bayad og kinyentos! Usa ka gatos ang multa kada poste nga giihap. Kon di ka mobayad, dad-on tikas presinto aron pasakaan og sumbong! Magtingkagol kas prisohan!
Nibayad ang Bol-anon.
Paglakaw sa pulis, perti niyang agik-ik. Niya pa sa kaugalingon: Ha ha ha, gajama-jama lang kang pulisa ka! Bugok! Ganiha ra kong buntag nag-inihap sa mga poste diri, oi, kapin nas gatos akong naihap!


Igo na pud tawon ta...  >:(

parehas ra diay ni ani hubs:

anak nga bol-anon: nay, moadto ko sa cebu kay manimpad ko didto. mangita ko ug trabaho kay laay kaayo diri sa bukid.
inahan nga bol-anon: gilaay diay ka diri sa atong bukid nak? unsa man sad trabaho imong masudlan didto nga wala man ka makatapos sa high school?
anak nga bol-anon: bisan unsa lang nay basta palahi sa trabaho diri sa bukid.
inahan nga bol-anon: nahala anak, kay dili ka man jud kaha papugong sa imong paglarga cebu pag ayo ayo didto ha. basta gani daghan kaayo ug tawo ang lugar naa diha ang trabaho.

ug tuod man nilarga jud sa cebu ang anak ug gitiman-an ang sulti sa iyang mama nga kung naay pundok sa mga tawo naa diha ang trabaho. ug tuod man niabot jud sa cebu ang anak sakay sa barko. pag abot palang gani sa pier 3, nakakita dayon siya ug bagang tapok sa katawhan ug murag medyo nakaguliyang.

anak: kani trabaho na ni. naa ra man diay ang trabaho diri sa pier.

ug niduol dayon siya sa nagtapok nga mga tawo ug dunay kaguliyang. mao diayng nagtapok ang mga tawo ug nagkaguliyang ka duna diay nagrumble. mao tong niapil siya sa rambol kay trabaho na gud. paglabay sa pipila ka minutos nipahuway siya sa daplin ug nagkanayon.

anak: kapoya diay ang trabaho diri sa cebu kay binukbokay man sa ensakto, kutas man kaayo. pauli nalang ko sa bohol. ;D
#688
Photos Unlimited / Re: horse with no hairs
November 17, 2010, 03:09:02 AM
Ang name si Al ang apelyido kay Bino.
#689
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 15, 2010, 08:23:11 AM
...labi na isip pares ni Binay.   ;D
bisan ako bai hubs modaginot ko atong dagwaya.
#690
Quote from: luckybelle on November 15, 2010, 10:02:20 AM
Unja nahuman ra jud ija hambog. Or kumpyansa lang man jud pud sija.
kumpyansa ba uroy nga ila mang gikaon ang ilang mga gipanulti. hasta ang iyang trainer sud-ipan sa kumo ni pacquiao.
#691
Quote from: ms da binsi on November 15, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
i know dennis o BNC and i know how he plays. and i saw manny played. he cant be a b either. he is only good in boxing,even excellent...
i think your husband is johnny archer.
#692
dili sad tanang grabe himatyon na. dili sad tanang himatyon grabe.
#693
Jokes and Humor / Re: They have the big reason to smile
November 16, 2010, 01:43:40 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on November 15, 2010, 08:59:13 AM



Kini, wa ang-anga ni Inday...  ;D
mura naman ni ug uhong bai hubs.
#694
Quote from: wolfpack823 on November 15, 2010, 11:12:09 AM
Hahahahahah, wala gyud lingaw ni Cebuano, buanga no...smarte pa man ka parts kay sa Google map.
hahaha, palpak jd basta moagi sa akong mga kamot. kung ako pa ang nakatest sa google maps, dili jud na ma release.
#695
Jokes and Humor / Re: Im stuck
November 16, 2010, 01:40:36 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on November 15, 2010, 01:01:39 PM
Hekhekhek... amawa jud... kadumdom nuon ko ani dah.... hekhek  ;D  ;D   ;D
unsay imong nahinumduman belle? personal experience ba ni?  ;D
#696
Jokes and Humor / Re: Smiling
November 16, 2010, 01:39:41 AM
bugol ra ba kaayo ug lubot bai hubs.
#697
Jokes and Humor / Re: Alone in the dark
November 16, 2010, 01:38:50 AM
gisungay-sungayan pa jud ang ulo.
#698
Jokes and Humor / Re: Logout failed
November 16, 2010, 01:37:51 AM
libug akong kutaw nga hunahuna aning dapat mo log in aron mo log out.
#699
ilang gi-estudyohan ug gipangitaan ug solution ang solve na.
#700
samot dili makat-on ang mga studyante.