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Igo-igo pud nga medyo gaan na ang paminaw gumikan sa hataas nga pagpamalandong...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 19, 2011, 08:32:32 AM
pagkapari na, unsa man poy tawag sa nigawas sa pagka-madre? 

Pagka-madre gani ang biyaan, posible nga ang hingtungdan tawgon og bigaon...

Quote from: islander on April 19, 2011, 08:05:31 AM
siyarog mobalibad mo ani...

Shape-shifter man ni. Kon nakasakay na mao na ni iyang porma:

Agent provocateur, ay...

Quote from: islander on April 19, 2011, 08:43:23 AM
inday:  hahay, paita gyod ning trying hard nga mga senior citizens, uy.

Botoy: Akoa lang gud untang ipahuway akong tuhod, Indayon...

...and they lived happily ever after!

Anak: Tay, Tay! Nakasuway na jud kog sex!

Tatay: Kanay liwat sa amahan! Kinse anyos pa lang naka-score na! Hmm, nakasuway na gud kag sex, pwede na ka moinom. Dali, Doy, tagay ta.

Anak: Sunod na lang, Tay. Mopahuway sa ko kay hapdos pa akong lubot!


Bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on April 19, 2011, 08:35:36 AM
understood u man tingali ni, bots.  we keep to our social level kay kun naay magpatugag enter, aw, mahapak gyod namo sa among kinaang nga hacienda.

Kinaang ang hacienda pero tinaro ang ginamos?

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 19, 2011, 08:24:11 AM
mao nay giingon ni lolo nga "be realistik!" 

Parehas diay pud sa tugon sa akong apohan: "Ayaw pangitag lisod. Ayaw nag budlaybudlay og sum-ok sa ubang dapit kon ang imong gipangita naa ra sa imong kasilinganan."

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 19, 2011, 08:29:35 AM
ana na jud mo kasood diay ni bay tigs, bay hubs, kay kabalo naman jud kas iyang weakness. hahahaha

He he, mokalit ra man gud og kompisal nis Bay Tigs, labi nag buwagan sa uyab...

Quote from: islander on April 19, 2011, 08:21:41 AM
iyahang pustiso?

Hapit jud maigo kay dila man ang vulnerable part ni Bay Tigs...

Quote from: islander on April 19, 2011, 08:18:20 AM
inday:  kapila na ko hubag-hubagi ug pareha nimo, nong.  ilara ko, tets.

Botoy: Ikaw gud. Pero motupad lang ko nimo sa imong awto, ha?

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 19, 2011, 08:15:24 AM
kung kana, matambalan jud ang Boredom sa maong iro, bay hubs. hahahaha

He he, labi na kay di lang sila magdungan og kaon, parehas pa jud ilang potahe. Dayon maghubog sila, ilang kaugalingong ihi ang imnon...

Botoy: "Dili ko kasulbad sa imong problema apan mahimo ko kining wagtangon."

He he, pwede pud magsinakyanay ang different parts...

He he, mao man tuod diay ni ang panahon nga atong i-replenish ang suppy sa atong mga lana...

Kini, klaro jud ni nga biodegradable...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 19, 2011, 12:45:45 AM
aspen - aso nga penguin
or
irpen - iro nga penguin

He he, penro na lang, tukma kaayo gamiton sa atoa (PENRO - Provincial Environment and Natural Resources Officer)...

Duyan man ang inspiration ani...

Namahid, ay...

...aron pud makahilak sa tiyempo sa Kwaresma, abi lang di kahibawo maghinulsol...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 19, 2011, 04:09:42 AM
...kay nakasundog sa tag-iya...whahahahahahaha

Mao nga karon magdungan na silag kaon...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 19, 2011, 12:41:29 AM
da tuo man ka anang mga koreana nga mga baho man sila pud. pero sa pagkatinuod mamili na sila kung dili mahubog. pero kung hubog na gani, sugot ra man gani sila ug taxi driver lang.

Hmm, wild pud diay ning mga kanahan. The few times nga nakaanha ko sa Cebu lately kapila ko kamatikod og grupo sa mga Koreana nga nag-inom...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 18, 2011, 11:33:16 PM
yukbo dang hapohap jud tingali ang mahitabo..hehe

He he, hapuhap sa apapangig ug suwang?

Emoticons ang gamiton para medyo naay variety kunohay...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 18, 2011, 11:37:52 PM
wa pa ko moabot anang dapita, bugs...mga chocolates ug tabacco sa lang ning akong gipang-dala ron. hehehe

Hinoon, naa pay intermediate goods sa di pa ka moabot adtong dapita...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 18, 2011, 11:28:56 PM
hinoktok moabot ang adlaw sa panudya...

Andama ang labing tam-is mong pahiyom...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 19, 2011, 12:24:16 AM
hahahaha...kabalo tingali di madala og kusmo nis Bay Tigs, basin sikaran ba hinoon.

Usa ra ra bay vulnerable part si Bay Tigs, kinahanglan maoy maigo...

Quote from: chicogon on April 19, 2011, 01:13:39 AM
Basta magda ug bag ayaw jog salig... ATM pa nuon ok ra!!!  

Di gihapon kasaligan sitwasyona. Basin ang ATM ila diay tong bana nga seloso kaayo...

He he, unya gipintalan pud ang mga nawong aron di kaayo klaro kinsa sila...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 18, 2011, 11:40:29 PM
sayon ra ni tingali dunggon kay daghang available hahahahaha

He he, angay bitaw tinguhaon ang dili kaayo lisod abton. Matod pang Bay Bugsay, huwag kang mangarap ng imposible...

Kining "Saw" series bilib ko kay bag-o lang unya morag kada tuig man to naay sine. Successful ra ba kaayo...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 18, 2011, 11:29:26 PM
human...i can hardly express...

Express maoy tawag sa Iningles sa tawo nga nigawas sa pagkapari...

Quote from: islander on April 18, 2011, 07:50:08 PM
lorensay lang gud...

Pwede pud aron matso paminawon, Bugsenzo...

Unsa man diay kaniadto bay, hiniwi?

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 09:16:16 PM
nindot ning pangandoy kon buhaton ,pero bati kong magpabilin lamang pangandoy,,,,,,

Mao lang puy ilang ipasunod sa umaabot nga opisyales bay...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 09:15:26 PM
nya ako nangandoy pod nga deli na unta sigeg walay korenti sa amoa,,

Bitaw bay, kon ngitngit permi magabii kahibawo na tag unsay mahitabo...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 09:35:49 PM
kana tinood na ingna bai bugsay na,,,tigpahilot ba siya didto,,,he,he,he,he,he,,

All the way kuno ang pahilot niya...

                     



You are a very skilled doctor with five dying patients, each of whom needs a different organ in order to live. Unfortunately, there are no organs available to perform any of the transplants. It just so happens that you have a sixth dying patient, suffering from a fatal illness, who will die sooner than the other five if not treated. If this sixth patient dies, you will be able to use his organs to save the five other patients. However, you have a medicine you can give to this sixth patient that will cure his illness and he won’t die. Would you:

a: Wait for the patient to die and then harvest his organs or
b: Save the patient even though the other patients won’t get organs.

If you chose to administer the medicine, would you still do so even if the medicine will not cure the patient, but, instead, delay his death to some short term future date or time after the five patients will have died? Why?


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Kining beans maoy super utot producer...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 06:50:03 PM
ganahan ko ani,,,

Hmm, unsa may gusto nimong pangkodakan bay?

Quote from: fdaray on April 17, 2011, 12:48:59 PM
Nganong dili man ilubong si Marcos sa Libingan nga mga Bayani nga dili man tanan gilubong diha mga bayani. ? Dapit ilubong regardless of any reason.

Hmm, iapil na lang pud kaha ang congressmen nga nagpasiugda ani...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 09:50:36 PM
dinamakonhod kay perting kosoga sa production,,he,he,he,sige god overtime,,,

Bitaw, bisan way incentive hala kayod...

He he, apil bisan kadtong naay dugong Insik basta natawo, este, nakabaw sa Pinas...

Problema kay naay uban nga nagtakoban unya di gustong mailhan...

Aw, pwede patas-an nimo imong lingkoranan aron di nimo matulon imong laway. Palayo lang hinuon sa imong computer aron di matuloan imong keyboard...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 10:03:59 PM
tig biyahe baya pod ko,,he,he,he,he,,

Sa lainlaing dapit sa Mindanao?

Aw, kon tag-iyahan, huwaman lang gud nato unya iuli nga way tatsa...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 10:02:02 PM
tym sa kay gabie diko makita kahoy,,he,he,he,he,

He he, basin way mga kahoy diha bay...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 10:01:20 PM
ARABO NA MANOKA,,HE,HE,HE,HE,,

Arabo nga doktor galing bay...

He he, malagmit kwartahan bay, basin Mafioso...

I heard a (probably apocryphal) story saying that airports in southern Europe expecting planes flying out of Helsinki prepare ambulances for passengers who got dead drunk during the flight...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 06:05:57 PM
TAN AWA bai di ka motoo nako,,he,he,he,,

Sori wa ko motuo nimo dayon bay, mora man gud kag nagkomedya...

Bitaw bay. Pero naa man puy mga butang sa kinaiyahan nga dili nindot tan-awon pero lami tagamtamon...

Hmm. Unsang klaseha sa kahoy ang daghan diha sa inyoha bay...

He he, bungoton lagi bay...

Print your own kuno ni bay...

Quote from: bugsay on April 18, 2011, 06:11:54 PM
bikog ra pod....bwahahahahaha.

Quote from: islander on April 18, 2011, 06:21:10 PM
koleraha bitaw.  wa ni kahibawo nga puro tuod ta grade one, pero section 10 lang ko unya ikaw section 11.

He he, nagkasinabot uroy ang tag-iyag mga hacienda, ay...

He he, di ba kaha tumoy sa dila ang gagitik bay...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 09:37:30 PM
naghangad ko nagtan aw maong naton ang laway,,he,he,he,,

Unsa man bay, naghangad ka ilawom sa sawog nga lipak?

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 06:39:43 PM
makalingaw deri sa TB,,,

Mao nga daghang mobiya apan mobalik jud ubos sa bag-ong takoban...

Quote from: bugsay on April 18, 2011, 06:35:43 PM
kamot ug ilong parehong mag libog....kay mao rang buhoa ug parepareho ra po'ng bahoa.

Pwede mag-una ang tudlo unya sundan sa ilong aron pagseguro kon mao na ba.
Pwede mag-una ang ilong unya sundan sa tudlo aron pagseguro kon mao na ba.
Kon segurado na, panahon nang moariya ang tudlo ug ilong kay kombate na.

Lingawlingaw lang gid haw...

Quote from: bugsay on April 18, 2011, 06:49:47 PM

bwahahahaha......

tungod sa kahagip-ot sa panahon
computer ko tagsa nalang gitik-gitikon
connection hinay pa's umang
gikabay-an diay sa insikwakang...

Mao nga sa labihang kahimangod, si Bugsay
Mikabayog bawos sa Insikwakang nga Inday
Nga sa tinuod lang maoy angay niyang ub-an
Ug dili ang nagkaguhayguhay niyang unlan.

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 07:48:48 PM
KINI maanyag og maka bibihag,,,

Nagtan-aw kang Inday nagtabisay ang laway...

Quote from: islander on April 18, 2011, 08:03:50 PM
unsay pagtoo nimo nako, baki?  uy, pito-pito pa ko, hahaha!

Wan ob dis deys, mabungoton ra ka...

Quote from: islander on April 18, 2011, 06:05:37 PM
maayog watermelon seeds kay butong pakwan unta.

Ig-agaw ra man na sila. Butong pakwan man gihapon ang tawag ana sa amoa...

Quote from: bugsay on April 18, 2011, 06:37:08 PM
kahilakon tawon siya'ng naglantaw sa iyang tintin nga nikuyos....

Wa tingali ni siyay unlan nga kalingawan...

Hayahay mo lang. Tan-awa iyang kinataw-an di ba morag nabugnawan ang ubos...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 09:03:18 PM
gahi og lig on na ning china karon,,producto ray gabok,,he,he,he,,

Gahi ang China pero humok kunog lawas ang chicks didto ingon ni Bay Bugsay...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 09:00:07 PM
naa pay daghan sa amoa anang langama,,,

Daplin bag dagat ang inyoha, Bay Chris?

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 08:45:14 PM
maayong pang ering kay mag ampo pa,,,sos ang tawo mag ering2x,,he,he,he,,

He he, mag-iring-iring kay gustog iniro...

Quote from: islander on April 18, 2011, 06:52:09 PM
fall you fool and hold on tight
to your pants for your delight.

Delight in disorder awaits he who wears a turban
Because to err is divine but to forgive is human.

Quote from: bugsay on April 18, 2011, 06:26:40 PM
dia ra ang suheto ay.....hehehe

He he, asa kaha paingon ning estoryaha...

By FR. Jerry Orbos, SVD 


H â€" alt! Stop for a while, or at least slow down. Take time to rest and relax. Your body  needs rest, so find time to be still. Go away, disappear. Rest a while.

O â€" ff with your worldly pursuits and concerns. Turn off your cellular phone if you have to, so that you can focus on your spiritual life this week. Forget quotas, forget deadlines and forget performance. Just be. Don't let the world and its cares disturb the tranquility of your mind and soul this week. Let the world go by, and let the Lord take care of everything for once. Surprise yourself. Rediscover your inner strengths and simple joys. OFF to the world. ON to your heart. ON to your God.

L - isten. If you are in the Off or Silent mode, then you can really listen, pray and meditate. Take time to listen to God and tell him what's happening with your life.
Allow the Father to wrap His loving arms around your shoulders once again and just listen. Listen also to your own inner self, not just to your day-to-day wants and needs. Is there something you are missing in your life? Is there something more you need to do in your life?

Y - ield to God. Let go of your grip on your own life. Be on the lookout for His road signs as you travel on. Listen to His instructions, and you will find your way. Better still; let Him do the navigating and the driving.

W - arm up your relationships. Time to allow your loved ones feel that warm-and-sunny-spring you, not the cold-and-cloudy-winter you. Reach out to the people you have taken for granted or left out altogether. Time to call a friend and use your lifeline, or ask your audience â€" for an apology, for help, for suggestions. Call, teat, write, smile and hug. Use anything that will help you repair, restore and revitalize your relationships.

E - rase the burdens of guilt and sin with a good, honest and humble confession. Heed God's call: "Come back to me, with all your heart. Don't let sin keep us apart. Long have I waited for your coming home to me." In response to God's love, may we all say to God, especially this week: "Create a clean heart in me; 0 God. Give back to me the joy of your salvation." Time also to erase hurts, resentments, anger and ill feelings. Forgive people who hurt you, and ask for forgiveness from people you have hurt, cheated, used or abused in any way.

E - xpress your love. Whatever you do, especially this week, like praying, fasting, works of penance and deeds of charity, let them all be expressions of your love and gratitude to God. Let them be done not out of fear, or out of obligation.

K - neel down. In humility, kneel down in prayer before God and thank Him for suffering so much. For dying on the cross and for rising again for our salvation. Somebody died for you and me. Let us not allow this week to pass without personally thanking Him.
Let this be a time for all of us to kneel down before one another in humility: parents before their children whom they have neglected; children before their parents whom they have hurt; politicians and government officials before the people whom they have cheated etc., etc.   

In pari delicto (potior/melior est conditio possidentis), Latin for "in equal fault (better is the condition of the possessor)" is a legal term used to indicate that two persons or entities are equally at fault, whether the malfeasance in question is a crime or tort.

The phrase is most commonly used by courts when relief is being denied to both parties in a civil action because of wrongdoing by both parties. The phrase means, in essence, that since both parties are equally at fault, the court will not involve itself in resolving one side's claim over the other, and whoever possesses whatever is in dispute may continue to do so in the absence of a superior claim. The doctrine is similar to the defense of unclean hands, both of which are equitable defenses. Comparative fault and contributory negligence are not the same as in pari delicto, though all of these doctrines have similar policy rationales.

The same principle can be applied when neither party is at fault if they have equal right to the disputed property, in which case the maxim of law becomes in aequali jure (melior est conditio possidentis). Again the court will not involve itself in the dispute without a superior claim being brought before it.


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[Latin, In equal fault.] A descriptive phrase that indicates that parties involved in an action are equally culpable for a wrong.

When the parties to a legal controversy are in pari delicto, neither can obtain affirmative relief from the court, since both are at equal fault or of equal guilt. They will remain in the same situation they were in prior to the commencement of the action.

West's Encyclopedia of American Law, edition 2. Copyright 2008 The Gale Group, Inc. All rights reserved.


in pari delicto adv. (in pah-ree dee-lick-toe) Latin for "in equal fault," which means that two (or more) people are all at fault or are all guilty of a crime. In contract law, if the fault is more or less equal then neither party can claim breach of the contract by the other; in an accident, neither can collect damages, unless the fault is more on one than the other under the rule of "comparative negligence"; in defense of a criminal charge, one defendant will have a difficult time blaming the other for inducing him or her into the criminal acts if the proof is that both were involved.

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IN PARI DELICTO. In equal fault; equal in guilt. Neither courts of law nor equity will interpose to grant relief to the parties, when an illegal agreement has been made, and both parties stand in pari delicto. The law leaves them where it finds them, according to the maxim, in pari delicto potior est conditio defendentis et possidendis. 1 Bouv. Inst. n. 769.

A Law Dictionary, Adapted to the Constitution and Laws of the United States. By John Bouvier. Published 1856.


http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/

adv. (in pah-ree dee-lick-toe) Latin for "in equal fault," which means that two (or more) people are all at fault or are all guilty of a crime. In contract law, if the fault is more or less equal then neither party can claim breach of the contract by the other; in an accident, neither can collect damages, unless the fault is more on one than the other under the rule of "comparative negligence"; in defense of a criminal charge, one defendant will have a difficult time blaming the other for inducing him or her into the criminal acts if the proof is that both were involved.


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Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 18, 2011, 04:55:56 PM
nag cge na lang ug kitkit aning squash seeds...

Squash seeds? Dili butong pakwan?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 18, 2011, 04:57:56 PM
wa ko kasabot sa akong gibati...nalipay kay sweldo na pero naguol kay igo ra ibayad sa utang ang sweldo....

He he, ikalipay na lang, Ms. Lolla, nga wa na kay utang...

Maestro: Islander! Use AMONG in a sentence!
Islander: AMONG ginamos maoy pinakalami sa tibuok Bohol!
Maestro: Good! Ikaw Bugsay!
Bugsay: AMONG mais kay kahoy!
Maestro: Jati, jati, an! Bikog, brayt jud ning mga bataa, da!

Bwahaha!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 18, 2011, 05:02:35 PM
dire sa amo oie.. giguyod sa tag iya... hehehehe no need na ng mga exhibit kay makita ra ni sa mga basakan gadaro..

Aw, tinuod jud diay nga daghan ni sa Mindanao...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 04:40:56 PM

ay tood,,active pa ba si bugsay bai,,,,

Active man, apan ang iyang pagtuyhakaw
Maihap ra intawon ug takulahaw
Kay ang iyang pagtagad karon matingban
Diha sa pinalangga niya nga unlan

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 18, 2011, 04:52:13 PM
ang uban igo lang mobasa...depende sa mood kung moreply or dili..

Sa akong paminaw daghan ang igo lang mobasa, dili makisawsaw sa mga yabag ug hanggaw...

Quote from: bugsay on April 18, 2011, 04:50:48 PM
tudlo ra'y mangita.....hehehe

Pwede pud ilong...

Kini siya, ay...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 18, 2011, 04:42:17 PM
yup i have seen an Albino carabao....

Diin man, Ms. Lolla, in an agro-industrial exhibit, or working jud in the farm...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 04:33:01 PM
lain mana mo daro gabie bai,,kay ang tag iya sa kabaw naman na,,he,he,he,he,he,,,,,overtime,,,

Aw, mao ba? Kugihan tingali kon ugis ang darohon...

Doctor: “I’ve got some bad news and some really bad news. The bad news is you only have a week to live.”
Patient: “What could be worse news than that?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to contact you for the last 6 days.”

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 03:52:23 PM
BITAW sa tinod anay paka sulti,,kining kabaw na poti basi sa akong nahibaw an,,minus og kusog kay sa itom,nya hinay ilang resistinsya kompara sa itom,,sakitin ning kabawa nya atimanonon kaayo,deli ka sugakod og init,,,

Kining ugis nga kabaw, kon padarohon man, angay sa gabii...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 03:36:13 PM
insik na nga buffalo

He he, super diay kon maohon...

Quote from: islander on April 18, 2011, 03:22:34 PM
nahitabo pod ni sa concepcion, loay.  kuyaw man ang kurbada dinha duol sa bridge, mao nga daghan disgrasya labi na sa mopasirit lang ang mga public utility vehicles.  kausa sa una, dihay terrible accident.  usa ka puti nga turista munamunag hatag ug first aid sa usa ka injured fellow passenger.  mouth-to-mouth resuscitation pa.  nakurat na lang ang turista kay paglingi niya ang iya kunong bag nga dako nilakaw rag iya.  (nagpatabon sa bag ang tawong niguyod ani.)

Grabe gud. Tingali ilang tan-aw sa aksidente, grasya na...

Quote from: islander on April 18, 2011, 03:26:18 PM
i still believe that the situation is not a life-and-death one.  magkalisod sa ato, naa pa baya gyoy makaon.  pamatasan ug konsyensya lay kuwang sa uban nato.  kun wa ko masayop, kadtong mga naka-jackpot ug di mao, ang unang paliton tv.  wa baya gyoy malumos kay way tv.   

Oi, ayaw panghukom, aron di ka pagahukman. Basin ang kwarta iyang ipatambal sa masakiton niyang inahan...

Quote from: chriswise on April 18, 2011, 03:34:47 PM
Inig taop didto sa agtang2x si hubagbohol
dayong kawagtang,pagkalooy ni inday sa iyang kahimtang.
pagka walay tampalasan sa lalaking mapahimoslanon.
he,he,he,he,,,

Di ako mawagtang; di ko sama ni Bugsay
Nga dihang kaputli ni Inday napusgay
Dayong biya sa pinalanggang Balingsya
Ug tua na manginabuhi sa Tsina