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Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 05:00:53 PM
hay salamat makapahulay gyud ko ani ug pipila ka adlaw.....

Upat jud ka adlaw nga hayang-hayang...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 04:58:51 PM
buotan baja sija tan-awon karon...wa ni siaw.....

Burag namiyuos pa jud. Pero, he he, Semana Santa man gud tingali...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 05:07:00 PM
ako bay Chis, wa'y iwag-iwag....

Unsa man diay imong giayam, Bay Bugs...

Quote from: chriswise on April 20, 2011, 05:06:03 PM
he,he,he,,amo gisipti ang karning manok kay,,,kan on sa ering,,,,,,namosil man ko gabie nya si bai,hubag kay nangiwag,,he,he,

Bitaw, mao may gipangayo sa iring gud, nga makakaon og manok...

He he, ang baki na lang kon maohon...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 04:56:57 PM
naunsa mo'ng duha...iring ma'y gihisgutan unta diri...nya karon nahimo nang manok?

Bwahaha! Ayaw mi unhi, Bay Bugs. Paingon na mi diha...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 04:51:53 PM
ang ugis nga kabaw?

Bwahaha! Di, oi! Ang katin-awan nganong ugis ang kabaw...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 04:49:56 PM
...bungoton baja pod sija.......bright diay ni?......

Bwahaha! Mo lang! Mao bitaw nga gaduhaduha ko. Kadto na lang ba kahang linaming baki ang akong putlag paa para maoy isumsom...

Bantam? Sakto ra diay para usa ka tawo...

He he, naa pay ipataban nga mga bersikulo...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 04:46:08 PM
nakalighot ni's imong pasgong?

Akong gitugtogan og plawta, nakagawas rag iya...

Kutoy diay ang tiyan nato ani ron...

Ngaa gid man nga isog ang baho haw?

Bitaw, huwaton lang gud nga matibway...

Ah, kadtong ilang silingang chick nga humok og lawas...

Samtang nag coffee break ka, Bay Bugs, nakalit-ag kog usa ka kagang. Gamay lang nig diyutay sa akong palad, payts na ni para sumsoman nako rong gabii...

Quote from: chriswise on April 19, 2011, 10:05:52 PM
sige kay mamusil pakog manok ihas,,,,,,,,

Pila may napusilan nimo, Bay Chris...

Pakapinan pag history of civilization...

Quote from: chriswise on April 20, 2011, 03:40:59 PM
MAAYO LAGI UNTA,,kon way pili,,,

Ang problema naa sa implementors. Naay uban nga biased, naa puy uban nga uplok lang jud...

Quote from: islander on April 19, 2011, 11:36:10 PM
dapat lang way pili, bahalag baki.

Way pili, pero depende sa panginahanglan. If the baki can take care of itself somehow, low priority...

Superheroes...

I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!

Maayo man tong mga pisot bay kay isog pa...

Quote from: chriswise on April 20, 2011, 03:45:38 PM
mao Nay giingon og,,,NOW NA...........

He he, now na,
Kay sinaw na...

Quote from: chriswise on April 20, 2011, 03:41:54 PM
he,he,he,he,nag sige diay nag elis sa punda bai,,,

Aw, wa ta kahibawog gibali-bali lang...

Quote from: islander on April 19, 2011, 11:49:55 PM
nasipyat diay ang masahista kay matag tiki ang natandog mao nga nibutog ahat, nigawas hinoon ang nana.

Matag tiki? Tiki diay ang kang Bugsay?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 03:11:10 PM
kung 70 si Sir Hubs ikaw 60?....

Bwahaha!

Sigi, Inday Lolla, Ondoy Bugs, mouna ko ninyo kay motanda pa ko sa akong mga pasgong, iyawat na lang naay pipila ka kagang nga akong matunoan aron naa koy sud-an ron...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 03:06:12 PM
nipilit na gyud to's iyang alimpatakan karon ug kuli ug mobalibad na'ng hikalimtan.....kay sa matag tak-op sa adlaw ug mobanos ang kagabiihon, hinahinayan ni Lolla paglangkat kadtong mga kasinatian ug gamiton diha sa mabulokong pakigsawo ug tagay sa kalipay diha sa nag agik-ik nga lantay nga nag pig-it kay nabug-atan sa duha ka linalang nga nag dinokdokay.....

He he, dia na, Ms. Lolla, gisampolan na kang Bay Bugs...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 03:00:43 PM
pero tan-aw nako mas eksperto pa man ka sir hubs kaysa kay sir bugs...

Di, oi. Nakaatik ko aning Bay Bugs nga naa siyag daghang tinagoan nga iya rang ipaambit sa personal...

He he... 

Quote from: islander on April 20, 2011, 12:18:05 AM
morag gisapot ron ang internet connection da kay wa gyod koy makit-an aning funny signs ni hubag gawas sa iyang comments.  bisitahon na lang ni nakog suway ug balik ugma.

Nibalik na, Ms. Isle. Hmm, ang website seguro sa pics ang nipalyar...

Bwahaha!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 02:52:45 PM
mao nay nakaparat sa ila kay namilit ang singot...ug naka aslom maong nanimahong ilok...

Parat ug aslom jud tuod. Pero naa bayay gusto anang parat-aslom...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 02:49:09 PM
kadtong na busy sa trabaho nya inig abot sa balay dili na maligo tungod sa ka kapoy?...

He he, kadtong mga bisor kansang mga kasinatian gipangtiman-an na ni Ms. Lolla...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 02:39:00 PM
dili pod...mo ingon ra man sila nga ang bana sa akong ig-agaw... ang bana sa akong amiga mao ni mao na.. igo ra pod ko maminaw nila...

Ipahid lagi sa lain. Ingon ana pud ang pamaagi ni Sir Bugsay...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 02:47:31 PM
mao ba, mao na'y rason nga maayo pang magsige ta'g dokdok kay sa  mo focus ta sa trabaho..

Bwahaha! Sakto pud...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 02:39:54 PM
surrender nako ana inyong sandurot oie...hhehehehe

He he, ayaw una pag-surrender--
Suwayi si Bugsay isip teacher.

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 02:42:45 PM
...resulta sa bodybuilding?...

Basta wa lang mokuyos...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 02:34:14 PM
uyy...mga paet ug tam-is nga kasinatian diay, Lolla?

Sa akong paminaw, naa puy parat ug aslom...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 02:32:58 PM
storya ra gud ilang experiences sa ilang mga bana, sa mga biniyaan ug bana, bana sa laing tao...

Hmm, bana sa laing tawo nga nahilambigit sa ilang kinabuhi?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 02:24:11 PM
labaw pas dokdok akong gibuhat kay minaw pod ko dire ug sex education sa akong mga bisor hehehehe

Oi, unsa man na, private lessons?

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 02:20:32 PM
ako na diay hinuon ang mabutang sa alanganin ani....

ingon anion lang pag sulti...." kamo tsina dili ankon pratli, kami dili gu'to away"

He he, maghuwat ta sa approval ni Ms. Isle, tua pa to nag-nap uban sa iyang Lobiltdinilo...

Usahay ang resulta sa pakigsandurot
Mao ang wala lang damha nga pagkaburot.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 02:04:34 PM
kami ra man siguro nag whole day ug duty ron... ang uban nga establishments / company dire half day lang..pati city hall ug provincial capitol half day lang work....

Bitaw, Ms. Lolla, half-day ra man unta karon. Nah, nakalugar hinuon kag dukdok diris TB...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 02:02:41 PM
mas lami pa ang Kagang sa Balengsya...

Aw, needless to say. Di man jud malabwan ang Balingsya ba, di man gani bisan matupngan lang...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
pwede pa kuno'g ikaw nala'y mag draft?....

Aw, pwede Iningleson ra, siya nay translate.  Hmm, taym sa, pwede diay ikaw na lay hatod sa estorya diha, personal pa...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:17:46 AM
unsa may privileges sa pagka-adopted...pwede ka manotho? hehehe

Just like any natural-born son basta nakatuman ka sa gitakdang mga tahas...

Quote from: islander on April 20, 2011, 01:27:58 PM
huh?  china saying this is just an asian regional issue when all the world's ships pass through these commercial sea lanes?  it is as if it has a moral ground for citing principles (that favors it, anyway) if it continues to flex its muscles as asia's lord of 'charing'. 

Suwati tong imong mga paryente sa Guangdong, Ms. Isle, pangasab-i...

Unsay lami, Bay Bugs? Morag takla sa Louisiane?

Balik tas duwa kay naa unyay mangluod, he he...

Naay interesting variation ang jack en poy nga sa Iningles gitawag og Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock (from Wiki):


Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock is a five-gesture expansion of the classic selection method Rock-paper-scissors. It operates on the same basic principle, but includes two additional weapons: the lizard (formed by the hand as a sock-puppet-like mouth) and Spock (formed by the Star Trek Vulcan salute). The game was originally invented by Sam Kass and Karen Bryla. It was mentioned in an article of The Times in 2005, and popularized in 2008 by "The Lizard-Spock Expansion," a Season 2 episode of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. In that episode, Sheldon introduces the game to his friends and, being nerds, they all keep putting up Spock.

The rules of Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock are as follows:

Scissors cut paper
Paper covers rock
Rock crushes lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes scissors
Scissors decapitate lizard
Lizard eats paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporizes rock
Rock crushes scissors

Very simple...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 01:44:43 PM
sobra's katiguwangon...

Bwahaha! Ah, parehas diay sa AA...

Quote from: islander on April 20, 2011, 01:14:01 PM
wrong mistake, hehe.  bato-lata na akong duwa karon. 

Bitok-bitok sa akong paminaw...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 10:29:28 AM
sa imong bana-bana pila na man gydu diay edad ana niya?
SK?

Unsa guy SK, Bay Bugs? SeKator?

He he, idalit tong imong favorite, Bay Bugs, kadtong bag-o sa pa ka diha. Hmm, ingon ani man to, di ba?





Wow, kalami! Morag lobsters! 

Pumpkin predator...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 01:23:44 PM
usa sa mga kalipay sa mga babaye hehehehehhe

He he, ang maldito ra man gud ang giapil sa estorya, wa ang duha ka bato-bato...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 01:21:35 PM
gikan sa lamok nahimong tari... unsa kahay sunod ani... baki? hahahah

He he, moabot ra ta anang baki kon mahutdan nag estorya...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 01:21:17 PM
libre...

Naa pay free snacks nga noodles, di ba, Bay Bugs, er, Sir Mr. Bugsay?

Quote from: bugsay on April 19, 2011, 06:03:54 PM
malipay gyud diay mo ana, Lolla?...

Wa na motubag si Ms. Lolla. Silence means yes na...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 01:14:00 PM
aw abi nako lamok...naabot man ug Teksas... sige lemon sweater na lang..

He he, basta kay tari...

Kini pood...


Matt Monro Without you

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 01:07:25 PM
aw syalan ba...matay limited ra gyud ning akong nahibaw-an bisaya..

Hmm, angay diay kang magpa-tutor ni Bay Bugsay...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 01:10:01 PM
motusik pa gihapon....

Teksas diay...

Teacher Elizabeth Davies sprayed air freshener on Asian children if they smelled of curry in the mornings, a disciplinary hearing was told yesterday.



Elizabeth Davies worked at Swansea's Hafod Primary School (pictured)


Mrs Davies is accused of ‘humiliating’ children aged between three and six by using the aerosol on them in her nursery class.

The 48-year-old was said to have told Bangladeshi children who smelled of onions or curry, ‘There is a waft coming in from paradise’ before blasting the air freshener.

Davies, who had 20 years’ experience, is also said to have sprayed pupils who broke wind, washed their hands with pine disinfectant and made them stand on newspaper if they wet themselves.

Her classroom assistant, Jan Islam, said: ‘Mrs Davies would say that we are not here to babysit the children and to call their parents. Pupils would be told to stand on newspaper until their parents arrive to collect them.’

Davies worked at Swansea’s Hafod Primary School, where more than half the 260 children were from a Bangladeshi background.

She was sacked from her £34,000-a-year job over ‘child protection concerns’ in April last year. She had been  suspended on full pay for 18 months while the case was investigated.

Yesterday, she denied five charges at a General Teaching Council hearing and could be struck off.

Mrs Islam told the hearing: ‘Mrs Davies would wash the children’s hands in a bowl containing pine disinfectant. She would spray air freshener almost daily. Children would sit on the carpet. If they had broken wind she would stand above them and spray air freshener at them.’

Asked what harm air freshener could cause to young children, headteacher Rachel Webb told the hearing: ‘It is demeaning, dangerous and embarrassing for a child. It could cause serious damage to a child’s health.’

The case continues.


Tariq Tahir - 14th February, 2011 http://www.metro.co.uk/

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 12:52:56 PM
mosukol..

Mosyapol...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 12:51:42 PM
sobra pa's manuslok... ug mamaak..

He he, way kaso kon with consent...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 11:54:31 AM
ah okay...medyo gets na nako..ferti gyud ni si Sir Hubs..

He he, si Bay Glace maoy ferti... Mahilig sa dot-dot ug sa doot-doot...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:47:29 AM
basta silingan ra na sila, lolla, sa doot-doot...

Oops, gipasobrahan mag duot...

Innocent man ang meaning sa pakigsandurot, despite its suggestive sound. Pakigsuod gud...

Quote from: chicogon on April 20, 2011, 12:36:18 PM
Mora diay lamok ahihihi  

Hmm, morag lamok kay manuslok?

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 19, 2011, 08:40:16 AM
ug tungod kay usa man ka ka sulundong apo, gitoman jud nimo kini, bay hubs, na? 

Bug-at sa akong buot, apan tungod lagi kay sulondon ta...

He he, literal na jud nga wallop ang madawat nimo kon maohon...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 12:08:13 PM
sa akong pag-aninaw aning Hubag, tudlo nala'y lig-on...kay sige'g dokdok...

Kining akong tudlo jud hinuon, kon mopislit kog baki, pisat pa kaysa naligsan sa St. Jude!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 12:07:21 PM
bitaw...sama sa bukton...mga bukog bukog pa nimo diha..

Bwahaha! Basta, among other things, Bisaya kaayo ning akong dila!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:52:53 AM
asa tood ning dapita, bolonter kog bantay...i prefer adto kos sulod magbantay..

Kon adto kas sulod, paapilon ka sa show...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 12:04:09 PM
bitaw, ug didto sa kantiladong lugar dapat dunay maglangoy-langoy ug magsyaget-syaget nga lawom to'ng dapita..

Hmm, pila kahay sweldo anang trabahoa?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 12:04:15 PM
ok ra na as long as lig-on ug tuhod ug dili landay...payts pa na hehehehhehe (peace)

Lig-on pa ning akong tuhod, unya naay laing parte nga mas lig-on pa...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:59:02 AM
saluyot...

Tugabang gid ina sa amon haw...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 11:58:17 AM
d ba ang katyubong na diskobrehan nga makadaut ni siya sa panglawas...mura'g ang effect ani is like prohibited drugs also..

Kon abusahan, pero kon ginagmay, tambal nis hubak, among others...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 12:00:04 PM
dili kaha ni ikaw si sir daray? whahahahaha

Manghod ra kaayo nako nas Felix...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:43:09 AM
bitaw, daghan kaayo og healing properties ang mga sagbot sa atoa. pwede gani himoong Salad ang uban.

Bitaw, sama pananglit sa katyubong...

Quote from: bugsay on April 19, 2011, 10:41:31 PM

hehehehe....lahi si Fr. Chic, kay maajo jamong mo rambol...

Samtang ikaw, maajo jamong mo syapol? 

Quote from: islander on April 19, 2011, 03:22:47 PM
ambisyosong cactusa.  sunod-sunod sa iyang amo nga di man unta to tawo...

Amo nga di tawo... Hmm...

Baki?

...all because of "Eros"...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:46:21 AM
i can only guess, manong hubag is older than the rest of us...

Mao pa tawoy akong pagtungtong og 70...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on April 20, 2011, 11:03:59 AM
Murag misulay to sila ug langoy-langoy sa nabaw, unya nahagbong sa kantilado nga bahin sa dagat.

Kinahanglan jud kuyogan, or at least hatagan og proper warning...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 10:18:50 AM
luoy pod tawon...

Layo ra ba sa yutang natawhan...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:15:24 AM
pwede pod. basin dili diay si pedro ang napili, kundi si sir...

Pwede pud nga basin dili diay si Hudas ang...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:14:13 AM
karon ang Bohol, perting inita!!!

Inita jud kaayong inataya!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:10:57 AM
nilagom og piniso..hahahahaha

Basin wa madumdomi ang ulo sa panuhot...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:06:54 AM
sigurado ko sir, og natawo pa ka atong panahona, usa jud kas tig-tad-tad sa kusina. hehehehe

Dili diay usa sa mga disipulo?

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 11:09:26 AM
ug nagpalig-on pod sa ekonomiya.....

Ekonomiya sa Balingsya?

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 20, 2011, 11:04:22 AM
churva ra man kaayu ng romantic films oie... siguro kanang mga romantic comedy, chick flick movies

Aw, para seguro, real-life romance na lang...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:05:38 AM
ang nanga-blue nga mata tungod kay gapunay og putok aning totoys sa alyen...mura na jud og anyel tan-awon. hehehe

Nilagom na lang diay...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 11:03:54 AM
ang nagpa-TONG nga balay-tong-itanan, nag-MAUSWAGON na pod. ug wala sila didto, sigurado ko nag-mauswagon ang tag-iya sa tindahan nga gipalitan og ilimnun gamit ang tinulis. hehehe. kamauswagon sa atong mga igsoon.

Hmm, nitabang lang diay tingali to sila pag-apod-apod sa grasya...

Quote from: bugsay on April 20, 2011, 10:58:42 AM
nag tong-its na tong mga kagwang karon...

Tinong-iton diay mga tawhana....

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 20, 2011, 10:57:27 AM
sigurado ko ang kwarta nga natulis, nagamit na jud to para sa KAUSWAGAN sa tulisan...

Hmm, basin ang kwarta gamiton pagpawagtang sa baho sa kasilinganang dapit?