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Aw, god man kaha...

Alimango man gud...

Quote from: chriswise on April 27, 2011, 08:58:52 PM
migo man me,,sige nako balhinon god,,paimnon pag beer,,

Unya, inubanan sa tugtog nga Bohemian Rhapsody?

Quote from: chriswise on April 27, 2011, 08:51:14 PM
muling perting bootana,,samot ma tog..

Aw, bootan man jud basta bungoton...

He he, naa pud ni sa medyas...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 08:45:15 PM
hehehe....siya na'y mahibawo kon ma turn over na ngadto niya ang pagpanag-iya sa maong butang...

Bai Chris, Bay Hubs....mouna ko kay.....mopalit kog bag-ong unlan......murag, di na gyud ma da'g sursi ang buslot...

Ayo-ayo, Bay Bugs, pilia ang silk aron hunolhunol...

Quote from: chriswise on April 27, 2011, 08:48:43 PM
dad an tika bag na unlan,,pinalit sa happy mart juan luna og colon,,,,

Unya, binurdahan sa nawong ni Golyat?

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 08:34:40 PM
kana ra gu'ng mura'g tae sa kanding ka dagko...

Aw, pwede man tingali basta usa lang ka pungpong...

Di ka iring2x kay nag kurog2x sa kagutom...

Tua ra ko sa ubos sa dapog...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 08:12:26 PM
wa na iding, ido na pod...

Maayo gani kay wa kahutdi sa baki...

Hait jamo ang tumoy sa hunghong.

Kon maohon, naay makaingon nga dili maayo pagkapili ang gisudlan...

Bantay Bay Chris kay nasuko ang kabaw...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 08:41:30 PM
nahagtos r agud ug jutay ang tahe..

He he, di ba naa may virginity restoration...

Quote from: chriswise on April 27, 2011, 08:37:47 PM
murag taga bohol japon,he,he,,

Mga bungoton diay?

Pangutana ra man ning akoa...

Daghang medyas sa atoa nga AC-DC...

Bay Chris, si Bay Bugs naay giandam nga reject nga unlan para nimo...

Quote from: chriswise on April 27, 2011, 08:13:20 PM
layo pod tag layasan,kay walamay trabahong kapahimongtan deri..

Mao lagi pud. Morag layo-layo man tingali imong gilagpotan, Bay Chris, unsa may hitsura sa mga nitibo diha...

Kinsang Aganaha gud? Former congresswoman?

Quote from: chriswise on April 27, 2011, 08:08:53 PM
morag hapit napod ko di ka uyon sa media,,karon,,,kay naa na sila dapigan,,,

Ing-ana jud na. Matag karon ug unya naay medyas nga busloton...

Quote from: chriswise on April 27, 2011, 08:17:56 PM
agoy,,na mura sa ato pa naka tilaw diay ko,,maayo unta kong adtong higayuna,,nakaimot silag butang,,he,he,,

Duha ray posibilidad sa imong nakaon, iring ba o ilaga. Kon asado kalagmitan iring; kon bolabola, pwede iring, pwede ilaga...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 08:03:47 PM
niingon pod ang uban nga "ayaw'g lakad ug alho kay modako imong lagay"....sige uroy ko'g lakad, da'ng panghinaut...........wa man...

Bwahaha! Basin ang dako para nimo ingon kadak-ag tennis ball?

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 08:00:47 PM
hehehe.....mauy gamit namo panahon sa boyscout sa una, ako'y "sinyaser" sa among morse code signaling wigwag..

He he, wa nimo ni siya makauban sa inyong troop?

Lain ang nag bring house, ang mas duol sa luwag...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 07:56:01 PM
ang antuwanga maayo pod ihaklap sa hubag....sa among panahon ihaklap sa pod tuli...

He he, tuli nga nangamatis...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 07:51:48 PM
nagsugod na man pod mi'g recycle sa una pa......"sugong" among gigamit, kay medyo hagtob ang tingog..

Hmm, pwede pud diay mag Morse code ginamit ang pitlagong...

Agkot hang hunsa? Hang hantuwanga?

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 07:42:47 PM
mas tiguwang pa gyud diay ko nimo......bagol pa to'ng amoa..

Bwahaha! Nagsalig uroy kay naay hacienda...

Mantikas baboy ra tawon...

DER RING DES NIBELUNGEN-GÖTTERDÃ,,MMERUNG-SIEGFRIED'S DEATH

Ang nakalahi kay lata man diay to sa sardinas sa akong panahon...

Quote from: chriswise on April 27, 2011, 07:25:11 PM
OI Abi kog namista si bai hubs sa corella...he,he,he,,

Namista ko, oi, pero didto ko motipon sa tarsiers nga akong mga ig-agaw...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 07:19:10 PM
taga Balingsya pod ni?...

He he, way kalainan ang tinan-awan, lulot jamo ang mata...

Bwahaha! Unsay imong panihapon, Bay Bugs? Noodles?

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 07:04:37 PM
manikbas.... ....dang yawyaw nga...."ikaw unja'y ahong kilawon ron...gutom baja"

He he, morag padung ning estorya sa tirada ni Ms. States da...

Lover doggie...

Aren’t worms icky (Unless you are a 4 year old boy or a “worm-whisperer”, you probably won’t disagree with that statement)? They have no eyes, no legs, no arms and they’re always slimy! Imagine how much it would stink if there were worms that lived underneath your skin… Well, imagine no more! The loa loa is here for you! Or, more specifically, the fluids you have in and under your skin. Native to West Africa, these creepy, translucent worms start off as eggs, given to you by a bite from either a mango fly (Cordylobia anthropophaga) or a deerfly (from the Chrysops genus). When these eggs hatch, the worms (which are only 5-20 mm. (0.2-0.79 inches) long) follow the blood-stream to find food, only moving during the day. They only move during the day because [most] flies only come out during the daytime; if a fly bit you, this would give the loa loa the opportunity to allow the fly to swallow its eggs, thereby propagating the species. At night-time, they rest in the lungs. While this would already hurt enough as is, the loa loa can also move inside the thin skin of the eye, causing utter agony!


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Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 06:47:20 PM
kining klaseha's high blood ang dili angay biklon....

Basin mabali?

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 06:40:24 PM
ngano'ng "tugz"?

He he, wa man na sila sa kalsada, naa man na sa among tugkaran...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 06:42:23 PM
'ringtist?....

Di, oi. Ir-ar...  

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 06:37:49 PM
basin naa pa pod...
kon ipatungod sa tubig mao ni ang sound nga murag tibugol...."tok"...after 5 seconds.."tok"..na pod...

He he, slo-mo diay...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 06:32:38 PM
maka highblood kon mao lang pod permi ang sud-an...

"ganas napod....grrrhhhhhh!!!".....

Bwahaha! High blood nga niwang diay!

He he, 'ringtugz...

Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there, I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glint on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.

When you wake in the morning hush,
I am the swift, uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft starlight at night.

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there, I did not die!

--Mary Frye


http://www.inspirational-poems.net/

Bwahaha! Kon akoy Sarkozy di ko mosugot oi...

Quote from: chriswise on April 26, 2011, 11:52:00 PM
korog ko da,,,

Likay na lang basin madisgrasya nang imong Alfa Romeo...

Bwahaha!

Bisan bahin sa motor ang pangutana
Dinhis imong lanot niya giplastada:
Ato lang pasayloon si Ondoy Dondon--
Kay siya man gud maypagkabalaknon.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 27, 2011, 02:22:40 AM
Sobra pa sa fire hazard heheheh. Nakasakay jud ko kas a ug habal habal ug di na jud ko mousob maglakaw na raman ko.

Unsay nakapatagam nimo Raqz? Ang untol-untol o ang kaanghit sa drayber?

Quote from: chriswise on April 27, 2011, 12:31:41 AM
ma tosok atong bot lo,,ani,,he,he,,

He he, ganahan diay ang yot ba kon maohon...

Di ba maka high blood man ni, Sir FD?

Quote from: insurectus on April 27, 2011, 03:16:50 PM
depende ra man ni sa lifestyle

Bitaw, Bay Insur, posible nga daghang pamilya sa atoa nga feeling rich na kaayo kon naa sila anang kwartaha kada buwan...

Pugsanay ang bayad? Wa diay kalainan sa INK...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 04:56:26 PM
poilitico seguro na siya, nga na pari na karon?....

Hmm, lahi ra bag tirada ang pari nga politiko na ron?

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 05:09:07 PM
ngeee..samot na gydu ko'ng gikabuhi...

Mora kog perming kalibangon aning tripping ni Ms. States...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 05:11:13 PM
wa pa seguro nakaexperience si sir FD nga nihiyos ug una si junax una pa nihiyos ang condom....
lig-on pa diay ang ikatulong tuhod

He he, di kaha wa na magkinahanglag putos kay wa nay sawron? 

Skarpis ruls!

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 05:01:47 PM
hahahaha...atot jud ning mga ilonggoha uy....

di diay istangpilko?...

He he, kung halin sang estits, Tsikita Banganga...

Quote from: fdaray on April 27, 2011, 04:05:11 PM
To be more safe using condom, blow first. Kon moburot unya mohinay-hinay ug hiyos, ilabay na lang kay dili ka safe.

Samtang gahuwat kon mohiyos ba ang condom, hiyos na pud ang sul-otanan...

Quote from: BolBuhol on April 27, 2011, 03:01:09 PM
ky jili

Hmm, safe kay di moungot?

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 04:59:24 PM
mo retire na ka's imong pagka playboy, bai Hubs?...

He he, playboy nga way uyab? Daghan na mi...

Ngee! Zaon na lang...

The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 04:39:56 PM
binuangon man kang tawhana ka....

Binwahaha!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on April 25, 2011, 10:31:46 AM
kung mahimo, dili ko moadtong dapita...dili lalim ilang kasinatian...hehehehehe

He he, bantay bantay lang, kay di ra ba matag-an asa paingon ang naglikolikong dalan sa kinabuhi...

Quote from: islander on April 26, 2011, 10:58:51 PM
inday:  da, da, da, kinumo ra man diay ang makapauli sa buot anang imong tangkugo.  (muttering to herself:  hahay, maayo gani kay wa ni kahibawo nga kusog diay mangusi akong bana.)

Botoy: Aw, di man gud ko bagis unya pangromansa ra man ning akong ambongang nawong. (Muttering to himself: Hahay, maayo pung mopadugang og pusta ning igata ni.)

"I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes."

Nostalgic about your childhood? Use this phone...

Quote from: BolBuhol on April 27, 2011, 03:00:05 PM
agokoy hang nang okoy sa ga syomoy na syakoy

...sang tomoy sang lomboy nagaminghoy si Boybuhoy nga gamitoy hang tingkoy...

Quote from: BolBuhol on April 27, 2011, 02:51:21 PM
kaghapdos sang ratatat ang doso doso sang nagkinamot na baz sang kahoy digto sang longag waslit hang hagi

He he, hang ratatat waay gid man kalainang sang kokak haw...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 02:47:35 PM
ajejeje.....bisag as dagat tam-is pod jamo ang iyutt-iyutt...

Bwahaha! Nagkasinabot ang mga tumitindok sa usa ka dapit!

Di ba podeng dermonti ini nga kabindis banganga?

Quote from: BolBuhol on April 27, 2011, 03:12:24 PM
sabao lang gid kay mahal magbakal sang onog

Masustangsya gid man hang sabao kag indi kagid mahayblag haw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on April 27, 2011, 02:52:31 PM
haw ang pisbok gid kag pingster damo gid sang ganahang sang mga kompyotir subong abotabot sang sahod sang ingtirnik

Isa kagid sa kanila ya...

Quote from: BolBuhol on April 27, 2011, 02:57:38 PM
didto kos sa langob langob ni nini ginaglantaw sang damo nga mga tolomanong karaang tosmao tosmao gid sang lapokong longag dao gihimbisang paniki sang sod sang bangag

Hmm, digto sang langob langob ni nini mo ginagpatay kag ginagbanhaw hang imon tumosmao nga paniki haw? Amoy-ihi ka gid subong kon maohon...

Samples of marzipan art...

Quote from: BolBuhol on April 27, 2011, 02:44:29 PM
tuba drink gid

Bwahaha! Manugbanhaw ka gid man, Bay Bolbs? Sigi, manugtagay ta hang tubag upod kay Bay Bugs haw!

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 01:02:25 PM
wa man ko kaila anang marzipan?...makaon na?

Makaon ni, tam-is hinuon. He he, mora ni siyag kneaded eraser, somewhat softer lang. Pwede lainlain og kolor unya pormahon bisag unsay imong gusto.

Paborito man tingali ni ni Ate Scarb nimo...

Image Credit: Stevehopson.com


The slippery yellow skins are better known as a comedic prop, but now research has demonstrated they have a capacity to absorb lead and copper from river water. Previously, other plant materials such as peanut shells and coconut fibers had been tried, but minced banana peels did the trick better.

Researchers also found minced banana peels could be used repeatedly to purify water contaminated by industrial plants and farms â€" up to eleven times â€" and still be effective. In their study paper titled “Banana Peel Applied to the Solid Phase Extraction of Copper and Lead from River Water: Preconcentration of Metal Ions with a Fruit Waste” they also noted the very low cost of banana peels and the fact there is no need to prepare them chemically for the water purification procedure.

They theorized the acid content of the peels make them a good material for absorbing the heavy metals. Heavy metal pollution in rivers and streams can be absorbed by species such as mollusks and algae, and eventually enter the food chain where it contaminates fish and frogs. They can make aquatic species sick and die, so an effective and affordable means of removing them is very beneficial.

A river in the Philippines suffered enough industrial pollution, including heavy metal poisoning, that it was recognized as biologically inactive. Restoring a river to its original natural health is obviously far more costly than preventing the pollution from damaging it in the first place, if it is even possible to restore it.

Using materials produced naturally is also helpful because they are less likely to result in extra contaminants being introduced into the polluted area. Some remediation projects use manmade chemicals to address the pollution and risk additional contamination. A very obvious example is the use of chemical dispersants in the Gulf of Mexico after the recent huge oil spill. Some say their use only added to the marine contamination, and there isn’t enough long-term data for gauging the overall impact of mixing that much oil and dispersant on the ecosystem health and for humans.

Gustavo Castro, Ph.D., Universidade Estadual Paulista in São Paulo was one of the lead researchers. Funding for the research was granted by the Sao Paulo Foundation.


posted by Jake Richardson Apr 25, 2011 2:02 pm
http://www.care2.com/greenliving/banana-peels-remove-toxins.html#ixzz1KhahkW7V

by Walt Whitman


I think I could turn and live with animals, they're so placid and self contain'd,
I stand and look at them long and long.

They do not sweat and whine about their condition,
They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins,
They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God,
Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things,
Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago,
Not one is respectable or unhappy over the earth.

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 01:07:32 PM
unsay "kadol"?....

Siya na say pagoryogoryo, ay... Gibinisaya lang gud ang spelling...

He he... 

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 12:22:21 PM
daghan diayng lover boy sa Balingsya?.....

Mo lang. Lainlain lang ang tirada. Naay gustog oldawi, naay kadol lang...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 12:27:43 PM
duna ba'y nag okupar aning leaning tower?..

Naa kaayo. Hirig pud kon magtindog...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 10:13:09 AM
juicy na siya bai Hubs...pero ura-ura ang lami sa unod sa Talisay.....dili unod sa talisayon...

Ah, ka-imagine na ko, morag langto gamay pero humok morag marzipan...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 27, 2011, 11:59:36 AM
Unsa may imong pangandaman Toy? nga di ikaw mabiktima or di ka patakdan pagkawakwak or both? Peligro jud ning imong pagkalaagan kay sa tanto unya nimong kaon kaon basin tawo nay gidalit nimo hahahah. Ang kuyaw ani ug patambokon pa ta una ug segi ug lawog ining tawo unya sa kaulahian kita napoy ihawon aguy.

He he, pangandaman ba nga makalikay sa modalit og pagka-on nga ingon ani. Vegetables na lang ug kaha canned goods para segurado. Tsk, tsk, tsk, mahilig ra ba kog ground meat, nah, di jud klaro unsang karneha...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 12:11:52 PM
hehehe....dinagko ang labad?...

yano ra tang lungsuranon bai Hubs.....daman ug otot sa akong hunahuna ang giingon mo'ng dinagko...
kon buwad ug utan nag sud-an matag adlaw, nya usahay makatilaw pod ug karne sa sabado ug dominggo ug sa ubang adlaw nga matunong sa sweldo....so ang mahitabo, nga buwad pod ug utan ug mantika, panakot, suka, toyo sab ang utang sa tindahan..

Aw, he he, abi man gud nakog nangutang ka para ipalit og hacienda...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 12:04:00 PM
mr hefner...ba.....

pagoryogoryo lage ka ba...tiyo man to nimo...

Aw, he he, natingob man gud sa Balingsya ang akong hunahuna...

Quote from: bugsay on April 27, 2011, 12:06:32 PM
duna man gyuy di ka agwanta nga maghilumhilum lang sa imong panawagan ba....mosulti gyud na ron...

Hmm, basin nag-nap pa?