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#58401
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: My dream is...
May 05, 2011, 08:15:45 AM

Quote from: Kerstin on May 04, 2011, 10:34:50 PM
for now, is to attend fiesta diskoral  ;D

He he, kon matinuod basin mag-abot ta didto...
#58402
Introduce Yourself / Re: NEW HERE
May 05, 2011, 08:10:54 AM

Oi, wa na pud kaduaw si Doc Deep...
#58403
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello to you all !
May 05, 2011, 08:08:04 AM

Mao lagi, hinaot unta nga si Bay Hans ganaHans lang gihapon...
#58404
Quotable Quotes / Re: Kerstin Illustrated
May 05, 2011, 08:02:17 AM

Quote from: Kerstin on May 04, 2011, 10:43:45 PM
korekekek  ;D

Bitaw. Pwedeng ridiculous, querulous, libelous, nebulous, tambalouslous...basta di lang boring. ;D
#58405

Sad clown...





;D
#58406

Kon di man patyon, ang tuyo ani kay palayason sa maong dapit...
#58407

In love kaayog tinan-awan ning itoya...
#58408

Quote from: Kerstin on May 04, 2011, 11:12:56 PM
wow kanindot maayo pagkabarnis hmnn

Natural ang varnish ani. High-grade igit... ;D
#58409

Quote from: Kerstin on May 05, 2011, 07:33:49 AM
may ong galing ^_^

may ong goy? ;D
#58410
Quote from: Kerstin on May 05, 2011, 07:33:49 AM
no begin ning ing ing,no ending kering king ang  numero eyt   8)

888 nako ting satol up  ;D

Oops, mahutdan diay kag lemniscate ani ron. Gikan sa upat, karon tulo na lang, sunod duha, hangtod usa na lang jud.

Hmm, dayon reverse the process... ;D


#58411
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello to you all !
May 05, 2011, 07:40:46 AM

Quote from: Kerstin on May 05, 2011, 07:30:47 AM
nalokot ako binolanon kay nadam ag kog binoOngan, ajaw samoti dara kay di na jud na modayon ron ug sattle down looy laman ato chocohills makuhaan ang mokitkit..peace Hansome...nur Spaß  ;D

Oi, mano man napandol kag binoongHans? Nagsuroysuroy ka ilawon sa kalubiHans? ;D
#58412
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello to you all !
May 05, 2011, 07:38:43 AM

He he, malingaw jud nis Bay Hansome kon makakitkit siya sa atong kinatloHans...
#58413
Introduce Yourself / Re: -`Ako Di Ay Si-
May 05, 2011, 07:33:52 AM

Quote from: Kerstin on May 05, 2011, 02:28:22 AM
Mao ba sani ba diay,aw depende sa lugar sa Bohol tali,kay sa uban ang kamagwangan nga anak baje man ang tawgon ug inday..unja ang kamanghoran tawgon palangga in short GA..

Naa bayay kamagwangang anak laki nga tagwgon pud og Inday... ;D
#58414
Product Reviews / Victorian Era USB Flash Drive
May 05, 2011, 07:26:51 AM



Image: Will Rockwell


“The Wheelhouse” is the perfect gadget for fans of all things nautical. It is made of reused copper and brass tubing and lovingly decorated with brass rivets and two special pieces: a miniature ship’s wheel and an engine telegraph that’s modeled after those used on the Titanic.

Not only will your data go full steam ahead with this flash drive, but it also comes in one of Will Rockwell’s trademark custom faux vintage tin boxes, which are collectors’ items all on their own.


More at: http://1800recycling.com/2011/04/incredible-recycling-steampunk-usb-flash-drives/?utm_source=scribol&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=scribol
#58415
Book Reviews / A book commits suicide...
May 05, 2011, 07:22:55 AM




:(

#58416
Health and Food / Big Mac Attack!
May 05, 2011, 07:15:27 AM



:o

#58417
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 05, 2011, 07:12:48 AM

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 04, 2011, 10:40:08 PM
Itlog Mo Noy Orange! :D

Orange ang itlog kay nanglabhag sa pinaakan sa usa ka tropang tungaw. ;D
#58418

Hmm, red lips ra bang bungotona...   ;D
#58419
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello to you all !
May 05, 2011, 07:07:25 AM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 05, 2011, 12:57:13 AM
Hans..ik hou van jullie..balik na hirang kauban imo matahom nga Boholana..okey? (sip²)

Asa kaha ni sila sa Bohol? Sa BaliliHans, CatigbiHans, BatuHans, o SagbayHans? O kaha sa Hansda o Hanstequera? Hmm, malagmit anha ra sa TagbilarHans...

;D
#58420
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello to you all !
May 05, 2011, 06:59:20 AM

Quote from: Kerstin on May 05, 2011, 12:57:13 AM
Hala kamo jud ba,ayaw lagi mo pagbinoangon dara kon new pa kay ala pa makasinate ^_^
(labaw pod ang nagsulti) basin baya ija na wify nagreply ug binolangon :-)) gusto ra ba nija mosattle down sa buholangon inagka oldies goldy na nija ^_^

Ajaw lamang klaroha, Kerst. ;D

He he, unsa guy binolangon? Matay, binuangon jud ka, imong gibinolbuhol... 
#58421
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello to you all !
May 05, 2011, 06:55:36 AM

Quote from: chicogon on May 05, 2011, 12:51:25 AM
Tinuod diay jong nag hilak2x kay it goes hand in hand man daw... luha ug sikma  ;D

Naa pud kunoy makaihi... ;D
#58422
Introduce Yourself / Re: hello people !!!
May 05, 2011, 06:54:07 AM

Quote from: Happy on May 05, 2011, 05:15:12 AM
kahamuot rapud ani nga thread, mora man welcome thread para sa mga spammers hehe

Karon pako ga gimingaw naman diay ko sa katawa diri sa TB :-)

Daghan na kaayong kataw-anan nga na-miss nimo, Ms. Happy... :D
#58423
Introduce Yourself / Re: hello people !!!
May 05, 2011, 06:53:09 AM

Quote from: Brian Cowen on November 26, 2010, 02:28:26 PM
Hi i am james Thomasn and I recently come across this site. I found its very interesting and contain with very useful info. I wanna to be here very often. I hope you will be nice with me.
Quote from: Kerstin on May 05, 2011, 02:18:32 AM
Why not hehehe

He he, be nicen to Thomasn, Kerstinn...
#58424
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello all!
May 05, 2011, 06:47:55 AM

Quote from: Kerstin on May 05, 2011, 02:42:29 AM
dia ra sya oh nasaag ^_^ namout ko sa reply ni Hof :-))

http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/forumhelp/who%27s-my-dad/

He he , nakadumdom uroy dayon... ;D
#58425
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Signs
May 05, 2011, 06:39:58 AM




:P
#58426
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Signs
May 05, 2011, 06:18:23 AM
#58427

Quote from: Vistabel on April 30, 2011, 05:22:24 PM
This is good news for us (Filipinos), we will let them to hire millions Filipinos to do their jobs then later Filipinos will govern China. 

Usa diay sa pioneers si Bay Bugsay. Kon maohon pwede mailisdan ang pangalan sa China, himoong New Balingsya... ;D
#58428

Aw, kon sa Pinas pa ni nga naingon ani wa nay mahagdaw by this time...
#58429
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day
May 05, 2011, 06:02:40 AM

Hmm, unsa kaha diay ni? Di man ko ka-open...  :-X
#58430
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Captions Wanted
May 04, 2011, 09:44:27 PM



8)

#58431

Photo: vector1771 / Hangar71.com


A landing F-15 Eagle crosses swords with the arc of a rainbow, the two protagonists in the image seeming to symbolise opposing ideas. The ethereal nature of the rainbow â€" no more than light refracting and reflecting through rain drops â€" is met by the cold hard metal of one the world's best known tactical fighters. A rare capture.


More at: http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/airplanes-vs-rainbows/18923?utm_source=scribol&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=scribol


#58432

He lives!





8)
#58434
Facts and Trivia / The Voynich Manuscript
May 04, 2011, 09:12:40 PM



The Voynich manuscript is a mysterious book thought to have been written in the 15th or 16th century and comprising about 240 vellum pages of handwritten text, the majority having illustrations. The text of the manuscript has not yet been deciphered, and the author, script, and language remain unknown.

Since its recorded existence, the Voynich manuscript has been intensively studied by many cryptographers, including some top American and British codebreakers of World War II fame, but all of them failed to decrypt at least a part of the text. The Voynich manuscript has become a famous subject of historical cryptology, but it has also given weight to the theory that the book is simply a well conceived hoax having a meaningless sequence of arbitrary symbols.

The book is named after the Polish-American book dealer Wilfrid M. Voynich, who acquired it in 1912. Currently the Voynich manuscript is stored in the Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library of Yale University as item “MS 408″. The first facsimile edition was published in 2005.

The book originally had 272 pages in 17 quires of 16 pages each. About 240 vellum pages remain today, and gaps in the page numbering (which seems to be later than the text) indicate that several pages were already missing when Voynich acquired it. A quill pen was used for the text and figure outlines, and colored paint was applied (somewhat crudely) to the figures, possibly at a later date. There is strong evidence that at one point in time, the pages of the book were arranged in a different order.

The text was clearly written from left to right, with a slightly ragged right margin. Longer sections are broken into paragraphs, sometimes with “bullets” in the left margin. There is no obvious punctuation. The ductus flows smoothly, suggesting that the scribe understood the words as he wrote. The manuscript therefore gives the impression that the symbols were not enciphered, otherwise the individual characters would have had to be calculated before being written. However, it is possible to write somewhat fluently in other codes.


More at: http://aenigmaunveiled.wordpress.com/2010/05/04/undeciphered-language-voynich-manuscript/

#58435

Kini nga cleavage unsa man, married or single? ???





He he, si Bay Bugsay ray makatubag aning pangutanaha... ;D
#58436
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 04, 2011, 08:58:05 PM

Quote from: islander on May 04, 2011, 07:49:24 PM
kaayo rag mapangag nang mga manunupsop...

Manunupsop og soft-boiled nga itlog?
#58437

Hmm, butangan na lang kahag orinola ang dapit nga hagsaan sa lubot?
#58438

...ginamos pa jud ang kinaon...
#58439

Sabta lang gud. Tiaw moy ingon ana ang porma unya waray buhok... ;D
#58440
Jokes and Humor / Re: Wonder Why?
May 04, 2011, 08:48:15 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on May 04, 2011, 07:12:17 PM
kAbanty mo..? LoL puro inigat gitodlo sa fairytales? >:-))

He he, kabantay ko nga puro inigat ang imong nakit-an... ;D
#58441
Jokes and Humor / Re: Brayt bataa, naka-100
May 04, 2011, 08:45:48 PM

Quote from: islander on May 04, 2011, 07:33:11 PM
kinsa man na si little isle nga brayt man gyod tuod?  ;D

Pusong pud ning pagarpara, da... ;D
#58442
Jokes and Humor / Re: One-Liners
May 04, 2011, 08:35:41 PM

   :-\
#58443
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Babies
May 04, 2011, 03:47:38 PM

Oops! Prequel to Home Alone...





8)
#58444
General Topic / Re: Calling the attention
May 04, 2011, 03:35:32 PM

Quote from: islander on May 04, 2011, 03:04:17 PM
bitaw, wa ko kaabot sa jsoc special helicopter trip man god.  unsaon ang helicopter nga akong nasakyan ang lawas man ang motuyok, di ang sabad sa ibabaw, mao nga wa mi kasaka.  kini laging mantinir tag baratohon nga helicopter...

Hmm, mao diay nagsul-ob kag special yellow helmet, para diay na di ka malipong... ;D
#58445
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Signs
May 04, 2011, 03:18:19 PM




:-\
#58446
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Kitty Talks Back
May 04, 2011, 03:14:44 PM



Bwahaha!  ;D

#58447

Quote from: hofelina on May 03, 2011, 05:12:45 PM


morag na nan-aw ug sine!


Dia ra ang close-up, sa wala pa ma-Photoshop...





Bwahaha! ;D
#58448
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello to you all !
May 04, 2011, 03:02:16 PM

Quote from: chicogon on May 04, 2011, 02:29:55 PM
Angay diay ni pulihag ngan sama sa HB (dili Hubag Bohol), Hilom Bohol  ;D

He he, HB jud, Hilomong Binuangon tawhana... ;D
#58449
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello to you all !
May 04, 2011, 02:59:25 PM

Quote from: chicogon on May 04, 2011, 02:27:09 PM
Maayo kay perte diay mo binisaya nis Hans. Pasensya na Hans nga nagpasiaw ko. I guess you can call TB a comedy center too. Left and right pa man gani (LoL). I guess this place is not for the faint of heart, but a good retreat for those who need a good dose of medicine that is laughter.  ;D

Hans salut ko sa kamaajong mobinol-anon aning Hans. Sorry, Bay Hans, nalabiHans pakatok ning foruma... ;D
#58450






Bwahaha!  ;D
#58451

Bitaw, kay di man pud utok ray hinungdanon. Segurado ko nga naay mga buluhaton nga maayo pud unta tong bataa...
#58452

Wa ba kaha ni siya magduda nga dili to iyang anak. Pero grabe pud...
#58453

Ipakaon na lang pud kaha niya ang iyang gisawod sa cooking pots... :P
#58454
Photos Unlimited / Re: Model Mother Cat
May 04, 2011, 12:04:10 PM

Aw, hala. Mao man kaha. Crunchy galing... :P
#58455
Cars and Automotive / Lexus Bike
May 04, 2011, 12:01:04 PM




Brand new pa ra ba... ;D

#58456

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 04, 2011, 11:53:15 AM
Usa ka suicide note ang gibilin diha sa tiilan nga iyang gibitayan.

Sa maong suwat, gipadayag sa biktima ang iyang pagmahay sa iyang ginikanan tungod kay kanunay siyang itandi sa lain niyang igsuon nga dagko og grado sa tunghaan.

Kining tandi-tandi, wa juy ayo...
#58457

Makahilak man pud ta aning balitaa...  :'(
#58458
Ni Jonathan F. Tumulak
Tuesday, May 3, 2011


LAIN na sab nga bata ang nagpakamatay nga may kalabutan gihapon sa pagtungha.

Sa miaging buwan, usa ka batang tinun-an sa Minglanilla naghikog tungod sa iyang gagmay nga grado nga wa gikauyon sa ginikanan.

Niadtong Lunes sab sa udto, usa ka bata nga babaye tinun-an nga wa kauyon sa tunghaan diin siya gipa-enroll sa iyang inahan, naghikog.

Giatol ang pagpakamatay sa besperas sa iyang ika-13 anyos nga adlaw nga natawhan nga iya untang saulogon kagahapon.

Tinuod nga ngan sa bata gipugngan tungod sa hangyo sa kapulisan.

Ang nagbitay nga lawas ni Mike nadiskubrehan sa ilang silingan pasado alas 12 sa miaging udto sa sityo Mansanitas, Cogon Pardo, dakbayan sa Sugbo.

Sa pasiuna nga imbestigasyon nga gihimo nila ni SPO4 Alex Dacua, PO2 Edario Manatad, PO2 Jodan Batucan ug PO2 Michael Cudaste sa Homicide Section, nagbutyag nga niuban ang biktima sa iyang inahan nga si Abeth nga nagpa-enrol sa public high school nianang buntag.

Nahibulong na lang ang inahan nga kalit lang nga nawala ang iyang anak ug wa na gyud mobalik.

Sa pagpauli sa inahan nianang udto, diha na niya masayri nga nagpakamatay kini ginamit ang pisi nga gihigot diha sa iyang liog.

Dugang nasayran sa kapulisan nga usa ka silingan ang unang nakadiskubre sa biktima nga nagbitay sulod sa ilang balay sa dihang nadunggan niini nga dunay nilagubo sa ilang balay.

Gisuwayan pa sa pagdala ang biktima sa Cebu City Medical Center (CCMC), apan paglabay sa 15 minutos, nakabsan kini sa iyang kinabuhi.

Usa ka suicide note ang gibilin diha sa tiilan nga iyang gibitayan.

Sa maong suwat, gipadayag sa biktima ang iyang pagmahay sa iyang ginikanan tungod kay kanunay siyang itandi sa lain niyang igsuon nga dagko og grado sa tunghaan.

Gipadayag usab sa biktima ang iyang gibati nga pagmahay human kanunay siya makadungog nga siya bugo ug dako og kalainan sa pangutok sa iyang igsuon.

Nisamot ang iyang pagmahay human siya gipa-enrol sa usa ka public school kay gusto niya ang lain na usab nga tunghaan, apan wa tugoti sa iyang ginikanan tungod sa kalisod sa kahimtang pinansyal.

Sa miaging buwan, usa ka 13-anyos nga tinun-ang lalake sa 1st year high school naghikog usab human nahiubos nga gikasab-an sa iyang inahan tungod sa gamay nga average sa iyang grado sa pagtungha.


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Mayo 04, 2011.
#58459

Hmm, naa ba kahay nagdumot aning ilang kaliwat, morag gusto mang puohon...
#58460
Ni Darrel A. Carumba/EIM (Banat) Updated May 04, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Nakalingkawas sa tinong kamatayon ang magtiayon nga kalit girakrakan atol sa ilang paggawas sa balay nga nagdilaab ang atop diha sa barangay Cabcaban lungsod sa Barili niadtong Lunes sa alas 6:30 sa gabii.           

Ang biktima mao ang magtiayon nga sila si Jose Mabanag, 52, ug asawa nga si Edna Mabanag, 62, mga molupyo sa nahisgutang lugar.

Samtang padayon pang gisusi si kinsa ang mga kriminal sa maong hitabo. Ang gidangatan sa duha nahitabo na sa ilang mga katiguwangan ug paryente kaniadto apan walay natumbok nga responsable sa maong mga krimen.

Matud ni PO2 Zaldy Orello sa Barili Police Station dihang nahinabi sa Banat News nagkaon ang duha dihang namatikdan nilang nasunog ang ilang nipa nga atop.

Tungod niini dali silang migawas apan kalit nga may tawong mirakrak kanila. Si Jose naigo sa walang bukton samtang sa tuong abaga usab naigo ang asawa niini ug pulos gidala sa tambalanan ug luwas na sa piligro.

Sa report sa DyHP, ang anak sa magtiayon nga si Norma mibutyag nga ang mga ginikanan sa iyang amahan nga sila si Eutiqio ug Petrolina Mabanag susama gihapon ang gidangatan kaniadto. Gidauban ang ilang balay ug gipamusil. Wala hinuon ibutyag ni Norma kun nakalas ba ang duha.

Nasundan pa kini sa iyang iyaan nga si Erica Parba kansang balay gidauban gihapon ug sila girakrakan, sa kahadlok si Parba mibalhin og puyo sa Leyte samtang mibalhin usab sa Negros ang iyang uyoan nga si Arquilles Parba tungod gihapon sa susamang matang sa pagpangatake kaniadto.   - BANAT NEWS

#58461

Quote from: kan-ogong on May 04, 2011, 11:37:13 AM
Maayo pa adto na lang sya ilubong sa Tubigon.para wala samok.

OK pud ni nga sugyot...
#58462
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Traffic Mishaps
May 04, 2011, 11:37:36 AM




Maayong pagka-sandwich...  :P
#58463
Introduce Yourself / Re: Hello to you all !
May 04, 2011, 11:07:57 AM

Maoy akong namatikdan diri. Kon daghan ang mo-welcome morag mauwaw hinuon... 
#58464
General Topic / Re: Calling the attention
May 04, 2011, 11:06:02 AM

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 04, 2011, 05:53:11 AM
Pad'z, waa kaha makuyog sa JSOC si Miss Isle pag operations? ;)

Hmm, double agent galing?  ::)
#58465
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Traffic Mishaps
May 04, 2011, 11:03:08 AM




He he, nahimong gangplank... ;D
#58466
Jokes and Humor / Re: One-Liners
May 04, 2011, 11:00:59 AM

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. ;D


#58467
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Signs
May 04, 2011, 10:59:12 AM

Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 04, 2011, 08:24:31 AM
mangoreksyon lang ko ani... Mother Tongue-Based Multilingual Education di ay ning MTB-MLE... (fwede maulaw?)

He he, wa man puy nakamatikod (kay way nasayod). Hmm, ato kaha ning pabuhatan ni Fr. Chic og bag-ong acronym ... ;D
#58468
Jokes and Humor / Re: Effective Advertising
May 04, 2011, 10:56:15 AM




;D
#58469
Quotable Quotes / Re: Old Chinese Saying
May 04, 2011, 10:05:03 AM

"If you want happiness for an hour; take a nap.   If you want happiness for a day; go fishing.   If you want happiness for a month; get married.   If you want happiness for a year; inherit a fortune.   If you want happiness for a lifetime; help someone else." 
#58470
Quotable Quotes / Re: Old Chinese Saying
May 04, 2011, 10:03:06 AM

Quote from: cujo on May 04, 2011, 06:46:45 AM
If heaven made him,earth can find some use for him.

I love this proverb. So kind, so full of reverence for the whole of creation...
#58471

Quote from: chicogon on May 03, 2011, 11:56:04 PM
Elvis Presley nga baki... dunay sideburn  ;D

Unique hinuon kay sideburn sa may hawak... ;D
#58472

Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 03, 2011, 04:38:35 PM
cute no.... baking bungoton... hehehehe

Unique nga cute, uniqute kaayo...
#58473
Fashion Trend / Re: Victoria's Secret Withheld
May 04, 2011, 06:08:10 AM

Hmm, kini maoy nindot nga secret... :)
#58474
Jokes and Humor / Re: Brayt bataa, naka-100
May 04, 2011, 06:06:31 AM

Quote from: chicogon on May 04, 2011, 12:02:06 AM
Morag lami ni ibutang sa Facebook da... pa share Bay Hubs  ;D

He he, anytime, Fr.... 8)
#58475

Quote from: chicogon on May 04, 2011, 12:56:10 AM
Botoy?  ;D

Bwahaha! Lahi ra kay cute man jamo ning itoya. Mao-mao hinuong ilonga... ;D
#58476

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 04, 2011, 05:37:35 AM
Mas moto-o pa ko nga buhi si MALCOS, kai sa moingon ang pakistani nga waa sila kahibaw nga naa sa ilang natad si OBL nagpuyo

He he, unya Bay BQN, kon tinuod nga buhi si MALCOS, mosugot na ka nga ilubong siya sa LNMB? ;D
#58477

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 04, 2011, 02:57:12 AM
Bitaw ROCK'z...nag text si MALCOS nga ayaw mog tu-o nga patay na si OBL kay waa pa kuno sila magkita didto sa imperno :D

Bwahaha! Ang ako pung nadunggan kay di jud kuno sila magkita kay tua sa langit si MALCOS...
#58478
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Animals
May 03, 2011, 10:03:50 PM

Crawler on wheels...


#58480
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Food
May 03, 2011, 09:18:32 PM

Rubik's Cube Dessert...





8)
#58481

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 03, 2011, 07:36:23 PM
Usa ko sa mosugot nga ilubong sa Libingan ng mga Bayani si Marcos.....kung kauban si Enrile ug Imelda. Pang escort ba. ;D

Hmm... Samtang buhi pa, ilubong og apil? ???
#58482
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
May 03, 2011, 07:56:05 PM




:)
#58483

Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 03, 2011, 04:33:52 PM
GENSAN man siya nagpuyo..he's a policeman tapos sideline niya magnegosyo aning asparagus... don't know kung asa siya nangumpra ani... mas maayo daw ni nga negosyo kesa sa pangotong... :D :D :D

Hmm, I mean, imported from which country? China kaha? ???
#58484
Quote from: taga tigbao on May 03, 2011, 07:33:10 PM
Dili ko mosaludar sa mga maajong nabuhat ni Marcos as president kay MAO nay expected of a good politician. Given na na sa usa ka public servant. Ang ijahang sajop is sajop kay he has taken oath as a public servant.

Ang nakaporke pa jud kay ang mga sajop nga gipangbuhat ni Macoy dili ordinaryong mga sajop, kon dili mga sajop nga... hahay, ajaw na lang, kay daghang original thinkers kunohay...
#58485
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
May 03, 2011, 07:35:05 PM

#58486
Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
May 03, 2011, 07:00:55 PM

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Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
May 03, 2011, 06:58:22 PM

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. --Seneca
#58488

Di pud ko mosukol aning way katagbawan oi...
#58489

Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 03, 2011, 04:32:13 PM
mao lagi... gugmang ga uros uros... me and my brother were planning na ipakasal namo ni sila sa simbahan inig ka 50 years nila together... that would be 19 years from now... :D

Kini ra ba kunong produkto sa gugmang gauros-uros kay mga buotan ug hitsuraan... 8)
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A Nigerian woman has demanded a divorce from her husband who would defecate in their cooking pots after drinking. Oluwakele Ogundele told a court that her husband Oluwafemi was a drunkard who abandoned all toilet etiquette and relieved himself on her plates and pots.

Ms Ogundele said she no longer loved her husband and he failed to provide for the family as well as increasing the dishes workrate. Mr Ogundele denied the alcohol allegations but admitted the love was lost. -- http://www.oddee.com/

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Fashion Trend / Victoria's Secret Withheld
May 03, 2011, 06:45:39 PM



;D

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A desperate Turkish man living in Germany has turned to the police for protection from his insatiable wife's constant demands for sex, authorities said. The man came to his local police station in southwestern Germany on Tuesday saying that he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years to escape the clutches of his wife of 18 years and mother of their two children.

"Now he has decided to get a divorce and to move out... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said in a statement. "At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night."


http://www.oddee.com/
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Weird and Extreme / Re: Martial Arts Master
May 03, 2011, 06:33:23 PM

Hmm, di ba kaha ni peke...  ::)
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Weird and Extreme / Martial Arts Master
May 03, 2011, 06:32:33 PM



:o

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Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Babies
May 03, 2011, 06:23:19 PM

Future fashionista?





8)
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Bwahaha! ;D

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Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Babies
May 03, 2011, 05:55:35 PM

Hmm, future hypnotist?





;D
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Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Signs
May 03, 2011, 05:52:39 PM




8)
#58499

Quote from: hofelina on May 03, 2011, 05:36:33 PM
it was documented in German TV WDR3, this could be done with the help of a doctor but you have to eat 1 kilo of this worm to be effective! ;D ;D

:P  No wonder nga wa mauso ni nga diet. Kinsa kahay naay ginhawa para ani. One has to be extremely desperate indeed...
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Quote from: hofelina on May 03, 2011, 05:19:27 PM
asa man kana mapalit?

Mangutana ta sa TB members nga tua sa America kay didto man ni gikan...