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Quote from: buwadsanga on October 05, 2009, 10:22:30 AM
to be? or not to be?

Is this the question bay buwad?

Di na ko magpost ug pic kay humana man.

sakit ang ulo ba.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 04, 2009, 04:09:22 PM
Hahaha.Isuot na imong kinakusgang tuga Bugs,,unya palitrato ni Tigbao.

Dali bay bugsay kay atong picturan unja post dajon nato sa TB. unsa nga pose imong gusto? hahaha

Quote from: catalina on October 04, 2009, 06:04:34 PM
bugs congratulation dia nakoy garlan gi andam .tinuhog na

Dia pud ahong garlan o, tinuhog nga tubog. hahahaha

"I'm sure there is an explanation."

- Aslan and Professor Kirke, The Chronicles of Narnia I -

Way labotay ug mama

Pari ug sakristan naghinambogay…

Sakristan: Unsa man, Dre… Abtik man gyod kaha ka sa tsiks, padaghanay ta. Inigsulod sa tsiks, motakla ta kon atong na jerjer.
Pari: Sige.
May misulod nga babaye. Mitakla ang sakristan, mitakla pod ang pari. Unya may lain na pod, mitakla ang pari, mitakla pod ang sakristan.

May hamtong nga babaye nga misulod. Mitakla ang pari, apan wa ka katakla ang sakristan.

Sakristan: Aaa, way labotay ug mama Dre!

TEACHER: give me a tag question.

PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn’t she?

TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.

PUPIL:  Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?

BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.

TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?

BISAYA:  Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon!

AMO: inday gipatotoy na nimo ang bata?

Maid: Yes mam! gipatotoy na.

Amo: Ang sir nimo ningkaon na?

Maid: Naah! mam, dili man mukaon si sir, gipatotoy na lng pud
nako.

Sa mga Driver, Basaha ni

babae:  nong! sakay ko!

drivr:  cge! asa man ka?

bbae:  diha lang sa kanto! naay bayad ang bata?

drivr:   ay libre lang kay duol man.

bbae:  ah, ang mosabak naay bayad?

drivr:  wala gihapon!

bbae:  cge nak! sabaka ko…

Pila ka Dupa?

ATTY:  asa ka pagkahitabo sa rape?

JUN:  sa kamaisan

ATTY:  nag-unsa ka didto?

JUN:  nalibang!

ATTY:  pila ka kadupa gikan sa krimen?

JUN:  naa bay malibang magdupa-dupa?…. Ayaw pagbugal-bugal ‘torni uy!

Second Opinion

Doc: Ma’am, naa kay breast cancer.

Ma’am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i’m healthy! naa pa ka second opinion?

Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong!

Wag Itay!

Dear Ate Helen,

Nais kong ikuwento sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin ng aking itay isang gabi. Hindi ko kayang makalimutan kahit anong bahagi ng gabing iyon.

Malakas ang ulan noon. Katatapos ko pa lamang maligo at nakatapis pa lamang sa loob ng aking kuwarto.

Narinig ko si Itay na kumakatok sa aking pinto. Nang sagutin ko ang pinto ay sinabi niya na kailangan daw naming magusap. Pinapasok ko naman po siya dahil ama ko po siya.

Nagulat na lamang ako nang isarado at ikinandado ang pinto. Hinawakan ni Itay ang braso ko. Napasigaw ako, sabi ko "ITAY huwag, anak mo ako!".

Ngunit hindi tumigil ang aking Itay. Ipinagpatuloy niya ang kanyang ginagawa. Pumikit na lamang ako dahil sa ayaw kong makita ang mukha ng aking tatay sa kanyang ginagawa.

Naririnig ko si Inay na binubulabog ang pinto. Sumisigaw na, "Hayop ka wag mong gawin yan sa anak mo." Ngunit wala pa rin. Ipinaubaya ko na lamang ang sarili ko sa Diyos.

Pagkalagpas ng ilang oras ay natapos din ang aking Itay. Nang humarap ako sa salamin ay nagulat ako sa aking nakita. Magaling naman pala mag-make-up si Itay.

Noong gabi na iyon ay nagladlad ng kapa si Itay. Bakla pala siya. Natuwa ako at mahusay ang kanyang ginawa. Naisip ko na matutuwa ang aking boyfriend dahil sa ganda ko. Nagyakapan kami doon
at nagiyakan.

Masaya na kami ngayon at walang problema.

Yours truly,


BADONG

Diaper

Kapag umiiyak ang baby, i PAMPERS mo!

Kapag umiiyak pa rin, i KIMBIES mo!

Pag ayaw pa ring tumigil sa pag-iyak aba'y, i HUGGIES mo na!!

Quote from: zulacs on October 02, 2009, 12:36:36 PM
miga ko..ahehehhe.yap,naa may tigbao na baryo man gud did2..i tot sano ta ka..so,taga leyte ka??

Southern Leyte miga. Kay ang Leyte Island divided man sa duha ka province, ang Leyte (Waray ang Northern Part unja Cebuano ang Western Part) ug ang Southern Leyte (Binol-anon ang inistoryahan).

Sano man gihapon ko nimo kay ang atong kultura mao ra ug nasumpay maingon sa pusod sa kaluha.

Quote from: zulacs on October 02, 2009, 12:31:22 PM
kanang y kay murag sosy na jamo man..hehehehe..man nindot jud nang j....!taga-tigbao dka taga loboc?//aheehehe...

Ngano man zulacs baby (mao man nay imong giingon didto sa laing thread) naa diay Brgy. Tigbao anang Loboc? Dili intawon ko taga Bohol bay (aw bay ba ni o miga?).

Quote from: tarsier on October 02, 2009, 12:20:41 PM
Way Nada,

Naa pud ta aning mga pinulungan nga inato gyud. Here are some examples below:

kuja, n. clam 
kujaji, n. small mushroom that grows on rotting trees 
kujamad, n. head flea 
kujapa, n. cockscomb, thorny or prickly garden plant 
kujug-buwan, adj. lunatic 
kujamad, n. newly-hatched headlouse
lajat, v. jump over a barrier, scaling a fence, leap, spring
lansijang, n. glossy starling
lauja, n,v pork stew
maharaja, n. emperor
muot jamo, adj. very funny
paja,  n. bowl made of coconut shell
pajuk, n. cloth which faded in color due to washing or stain
sija, pn. he, she, him, her, chair, seat
tablija, n. unsweatened chocolate rounds made of cacao beans
tagjaw,  n. earthen jar for storing and cooling drinking water
tujaw, interj. expression, exclamation of disapproval like "that's ridiculous" ex. Tujaw, maayu pag buhian. Reaction of a fish vendor who could not agree to a big discount request.
tujuk, v. turn around, rotate, circle, spin, twirl
ujap,  n. paste shrimp
ujat-ujat, v. belittle, deride, scoff at, sneer, scorn, tease, contempt, annoy somebody with irritating action, sardonic comments or remarks, annoying and humiliating remarks
uja-uja,  adj. small in amount or quantity but enough for one's consumption, need or use
ujit, adj. last in the race, the poorest in the class
ujuan, n. uncle
unja,  adv. later
dujas,  v. slip, outbalance of footing, glance off
dunjang,  v. display and spread on the ground or floor
gunja, adv. before this time, minutes ago
hajaw, v. suspend in the air, raise up
hanjag, v. offer, offer to sell or buy, or for a consideration of any sort
hijak, n. chasm in the surface or in a body of water, stomach pull in
hijaw, v. cover nose due to offensive oder
ija-ija, aho-aho, v. to each his own, individualistic, laissez-faire
ijawat, v. economise, be frugal, sparing, scrimping just to make ends meet
jati ra!, jatis ra! interj. is that so!

I keep trying to collect as many as I can. Ang akong gihimo, sigi kog sulat bisan sa karsada o sakyanan kong madungog kong inato gyong pinulongan.

Salamat sa tanan,

Tars,

Take note ang similarity sa tanang words nga nahasulat sa taas mao ang letrang "J."

Kay ang inistoryahang Binol-anon ra ang mogamit ug J instead of Y. Sama sa PAJONG kintahay nga sa Sinugbuanon, PAYONG man. But take note nga dili lamang kay taga Bojol (Bohol) ang naggamit ug Binol-anon nga inistoryaha. Sa amo sa Southern Leyte, ang among inistoryahan kay Binol-anon ug sa mga dapit pud sa Surigao del Norte ilabina ang dungguanan sa RORO gikan sa Liloan, Southern Leyte.

Hilasan ko usahay makadungog anang gikan sa amoa nga tua mag-iskuyla sa Cebu kay ini balik Y na ang gamiton dili na J unja ra ba may ponto de sulti na nga Sinugbuanon.

Thanks tars sa pagshare sa mga vocabulary. Aho unja ning iakip aning ahong kaban.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 05:04:42 PM

Kadilikado ba diay nimo oi..bisan pulang dagat imo langoyon jud..

   

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 05:03:05 PM
sadya-ve vou
nasuko-laguvo
nihilak-ka o vou
gibiya-an-valiki ko
gisapawan-vuhi pako
nakatog-hagvong ko

gibulagan-si Tigbao to.

hahahaha. sabit jud ahong pangan da. hahahaha

English to French Translation

city - ce vou

drugs - sha vou

goodbye - va vou

bald - cal vou

caught in the act - vou cou

hair - valahe vou

not clear - la vou

sink- lava vou

beach resort - mali vou

tanga - vou vou

pulis - ca vou

Bitaw te, for girls mura ug kanang ---tot--- is a taboo ilabina sa ato nga conservative. Ambot lamang kaha gajud pud ang uban. Dihins ko kahibawo.

Mister: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako si
ZORRO!

Misis: E ako, sino?

Mister: Si DACOS!

Misis: Dacos? Sino 'yun?

Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROs!

Te, mura ug tua toy ahong nabasahan nga CUCUMBER daw gigamit. hahahaha

Nindot kaajo ni ba, istorya ni Yoyo ug Yaya:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP0j4Gua_aM&feature=PlayList&p=52DF3CC3DA31A6B8&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=47

Quote from: benelynne on October 01, 2009, 03:11:09 PM
Hi tarsier, taga tigbao,

I am surprised we are in the same unprofitable enterprise of compiling a Visayan-English dictionary. Ako naa pa lang ko sa 130  pages (A-4, single-space) kay pahunung-hunong tungod kay kalingawan ra man. Daghan kaayo ko nakuha input diri sa TB, and I am also willing to share my compilation as soon as it is in readable format.

Kini si tarsier sir, murag naghigwaos pud ning ijang gugma sa Bisayang pinulungan.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 01, 2009, 03:59:14 PM
i've experienced this kind of relationship and it didn't worked out....daghan ug doubts...

sakto ka maam, daghan jud ug doubts ba.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 04:02:21 PM
Bitaw ok ra ang longdistance ug matured ang duha ug kasaligan but ug usa nilang duha huyang pa,na mailisan jud ug lain..either ang babae or lalaki.

wa man lagi te? gibuwagan nuon.

Delikado ang long distance relationship kung ang usa ka side way commitment kaajo.   

Mura ni sa Unsay Tinagalog sa Toothpaste? hahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 01, 2009, 02:31:37 PM
Tsk, tsk, mahilig jud kag tagamtam, Bay Tigs, da. Mora man kag nakakaon og tagam kay nabitin, bwahaha.

Hahahaha. Kay lisod ang tulon lamoy bay hubs. Kay madunlan jud ka ana ba. Maajo nang tagamtam kay ang kalami imong maenjoy.

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:47:42 PM


Natuk-an si Tigbao.

Hahahaha. Nganong natuk-an man te bi? hahahaha. tag-ana.

Naa koy nakit-an. hahahaha

Quote from: benelynne on October 01, 2009, 03:11:09 PM
Hi tarsier, taga tigbao,

I am surprised we are in the same unprofitable enterprise of compiling a Visayan-English dictionary. Ako naa pa lang ko sa 130  pages (A-4, single-space) kay pahunung-hunong tungod kay kalingawan ra man. Daghan kaayo ko nakuha input diri sa TB, and I am also willing to share my compilation as soon as it is in readable format.

Taga Tigbao, bilib ko nimo, bisag baby face, lawom ang paghigugma nimo sa atong natawhang pinulungan. Naa ra man diay ka sa Manila, next year, hapit na ta masilingan kay diha ko ma-base sa BF Paranaque. Imbitahan ta unya ka ug maka-settle na ko, aron hisgutan nato ang dictionary. My work is mainly translation (mostly Japanese to English, and vice-versa; and Japanese, English to Tagalog, Cebuano, Hiligaynon, and vice versa). A few months ago, I was busy translating TV footages taken in Bohol, Iloilo and Puerto Galera from the local dialects to Japanese. That's the reason why I have been compiling my own dictionary. Pero ron, pahuway sa ko sa dialects kay akong trabaho ron computer-related documents (English-Japanese, Japanese-English), which will continue until next year when I'll be home for good in Manila. We could come up with a jointly-authored dictionary, together with HB, Glacier, Koddi, Raquel ug katong uban pa nga daghan kaayo input diri.

Sir,

Im flattered sa imong message. Ambot, mura man gajud ug nagdilaab ning ahong gugma sa atong pinulungan.

Sige sir, dia na pud koy daghang natigum diria, wa ko makahibawo ug pila na ka page kay gicategorize man ni nahong aho sir pero sa ahong tan-aw kuwang pa kaajo ni. Daghan pang kinahanglan maapil.

Sige sir. Maghuwat lamang ko ug makasettle na ka diria. Duol ra kaajo ning Manila libuton.

God Bless sir.

Taga Tigbao

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 01, 2009, 03:13:17 PM



Hahahaha..kabalo ko ani..gilala nimo iyaha noh..bugoy jud ka ba..

Mahimuot jud kaayo ko ug mo comment na si FD kay perting ka gagmatoya..

   

Pili mo ug kinsa mo dapig, KFC o Jollibee...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7elkmsPaJs&feature=topvideos

Quote from: gwargz on September 26, 2009, 12:38:25 PM
Depende. It can not be generalized.
A person with a lot of traumatic experiences in life
can not easily be romantic in nature.

Tinuod ni. Magpanuko na sa sunod nga panahon.

Dili lamang kay Boholano, kami diay way apil?

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 30, 2009, 09:37:16 PM


very good!  Tigs!

Naka very good diay ko diria. Hahahaha. Pabayloan ni naho ug Piso ni Mama inig uli naho.

Ang batong batilis mabungkag ra gihapon sa kanunay nga tulo sa tubig.

Aja!

‘Pepeng’ gains strength; 3 Bicol areas under storm signal 1

GMANews.TV - Thursday, October 1.Three Bicol provinces were placed under Storm Signal No. 1 as typhoon "Pepeng" (Parma) gained more strength and continued to move towards Northern Luzon Thursday.

The Philippine Atmospheric Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (Pagasa) said Pepeng may make landfall on Saturday.

Under Storm Signal No. 1 are the provinces of Camarines Norte, Camarines Sur, and Catanduanes.

Pagasa forecaster Mario Palafox also said Pepeng is developing into a super typhoon.

"Malapit sa 180 kph ang minimum na lakas ng hangin ng isang super typhoon. Ang Pepeng ay nasa 150 kph na. So, 30 kph na lang, pwede na i-consider na super typhoon (Its winds are now 150 kph, near 180 kph, which is the minimum wind speed for it to be considered a super typhoon)," Palafox said in an interview on dzBB radio early Thursday.

But he indicated the typhoon is not likely to bring much monsoon rains.

Palafox also said a tropical depression (international codename "Melor"), which is following Pepeng, is still out side Philippine territory, and that it is unlikely to interact and enhance the former.

"Itong tropical depression na papasok sa boundary ng Philippine area of responsibility, pero 'di makaapekto sa atin (The tropical depression after Pepeng may enter the boundary of the Philippine area of responsibility but is unlikely affect RP directly)," he added.

In its 5 a.m. advisory, Pagasa said that as of 4 a.m., Pepeng was 650 km east of Borongan town in Eastern Samar.

Pepeng packed maximum sustained winds of 150 kph near the center and gustiness of up to 185 kph, and was moving west-northwest at 24 kph.

By Friday morning it is expected to be 310 km east of Virac in Catanduanes. By Saturday morning it is expected to be 190 km north of Virac or 310 km southeast of Tuguegarao City.

On Sunday morning it is expected to be 50 km west of Tuguegarao City.

Pagasa advised residents in low-lying areas and near mountain slopes to take precautions against possible flash floods and landslides.

"The eastern section of the country will experience cloudy skies with scattered rainshowers and thunderstorms becoming widespread rains over Bicol region which may trigger flash floods and landslides. The rest of Visayas and Mindanao will have mostly cloudy skies with scattered rainshowers and thunderstorms. The rest of Luzon will be partly cloudy to cloudy with isolated rainshowers or thunderstorms," it said in its 5 a.m. bulletin.

It added moderate to strong winds blowing from the northeast to northwest will prevail over Eastern Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao and coming from the southwest and south over the rest of the country.

Coastal waters throughout the archipelago will be moderate to rough.

Meanwhile, Pagasa said strong winds are likely to affect the eastern seaboards of Visayas and Mindanao. -

Si Domingo

ANAK: 'Nay, pwede na ba akong mag-bra? Kinse anyos na po ako. Pwede na po ba?

INA: Hoy tigilan mo nga ako, Domingo!!!

Quote from: calle on October 01, 2009, 12:43:39 PM
taga tigbao, you can ask manay to describe me. selosa ako ujab.

Well,

Song Title Translations

Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know! - Huwag Mo Kong Gawing Tanga!

Sometimes When We Touch - Minsan Kapag Tayo'y Naghihipuan

Touch Me In The Morning - Hipuan Mo Ko Sa Umaga

Stairway To Heaven - Mula Paa Hanggang Singit

Hurt So Good - Array, ang Sarrap!

Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Maitim Ang Puso

I Left My Heart In San Francisco - Walang akong Puso ngayon

King And Queen Of Hearts - Tong-itan at pusuyan!

Pretty Woman - AKO yun o kaya'y di ikaw yun!

Hey Jude - Hoy Hudas! Barabas!

Power Of Love - Buntis

How Deep Is Your Love - Gaano Kalalim ang sa iyo

Three Times A Lady - Super Bakla

More Than A Woman - Tomboy (T-Bird)

Can't Be With You Tonight - Meron Ako Ngayon

May Sayad Ka Ba?

Si Juan ay bumisita sa isang mental hospital at siya'y nag-usisa para sa kanyang school assignment.

Juan: Papaano nyo po ba nalalaman kung talagang me sayad ang pasyenteng dinadala sa dito?

Doktor: Ganito yun. Pinupuno namin ng tubig ang isang bath tub. Tapos, iaabot namin sa pasyente ang kutsara, tasa at balde at uutusan namin siyang limasin o tanggalin nya ang tubig sa bathtub. Titingnan namin ngayon kung ano ang gagamitin niya sa tatlo.

Juan: Magaling, siguradong pipiliin ng normal na tao ang balde para mabilis na maubos ang tubig!

Doktor: Mali! Kapag normal ang isang tao, tatanggalin lang niya ang plug (yung tapon na nakabara sa butas) ng bathtub!

Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto
niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding
siya...

Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?

Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo!

Itlog

Ama: Kumusta ang imong pag-tuon Dong?

Anak: Nag-lesson mi karong adlawa tay bahin sa mga manok.

Ama: Unja, dali ra ba kang nakasabot?

Anak: Chicken na chicken Tay!

Ama: Unja, pila man imong grade?

Anak: Itlog tay.

Ang Ma-Remains

At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!

JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!

ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."

Ang Papel

ANAK: 'Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
ng "cocomban".

TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon "cocomban" pa rin ang tawag mo!

ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?

TATAY: Bomb paper!

tinunuang nangka, adobong baboy ug tinunuang kubasa ug batong.

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 01, 2009, 11:56:02 AM

Ha ha ha. Dili ni ako, Bay Tigs. Ambot lang kaha si Bay Glace. Ako, bisag barotong papel, OK na, basta dili lang barkong baradiro, n. dry-docked ship.

Ikaw, sa ahong paminaw, barkong sagitsit, n. fastcraft.

Hahaha. way lami nang fastcraft bay hubs, kanang inanay ra kay aron dugay moabot ba. matagamtam nimo ang biyahe, sulit ang bayad.

Naguow kay ang langit murag nihilak na pud. Baha na sa gawas sa ahong gikan-an ganiha.

In every way, what we need is Him, alone.

Lord, Your care and your guidance is my strenght, my hope and my courage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-UDWk6e_aE

Quote from: janjan on October 01, 2009, 11:14:14 AM

and wow the car

plus the house miga jan,

pero pinakawow ang MANAG - UYAB sa hulagway. sweet kaajo.

barkong musawom sa dagat, n. submarine

-mura ug si bay hubag ug si bay  glace ni.

Quote from: jamo2x on September 30, 2009, 05:03:51 AM
oisst miga, muzta mo dha, wa moagi si ondoy? cge bag uwan diha.... 

hmmmmm fwend bah, a friend is dear friend when he/she shares the umbrella to me when it rains 

Mao ba ni bay jamo2x?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHlgAIwWDtg

Quote from: tarsier on October 01, 2009, 10:42:15 AM
Salamat pod. I got a lot also from your postings. Nia kong daghang klasi sa isda but you had lot not in my list. I am comparing some of your fruits and trees words for possible inclusion in my lists, if I don't have some of them. Actually, I am collecting as many words as I can. I am organizing a Binisaya-English dictionary for almost a year now. So far, I have collected more the 22k words, phrases and idioms. Probably, by January, I will be ready with the manuscript. I am posting some of the collections for sharing, feedback, corrections, comments, if there are any.

Tag-anan lagi naho ba bay. We share common interest. Saludar ko nimo. Unta makacome out ka ug product sa imong project. You are taking part in the preservation of our mother tongue. I salute you bay.

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 01, 2009, 10:39:40 AM
asa may imong gi-dilian ani, tigbao? ang Galoo o Galala? 

ang GALALA bay glace. hahahaha. it brings back memories. hahahaha     

Quote from: gwargz on September 25, 2009, 11:00:04 PM

2. If not too busy, maki-jam kos mga barkada, huroton namo ang Glory Songbook.

Ang songbook sa CFC Community. I miss being involved in the ministries of CFC.

Patugtogan ra pud naho ug mga kanta sa Hillsong.

Ug dili na mada, mosimba ug first mass aron peaceful kaajo.

Ug dili na gajud mada pa, magsuwat sa journal, maghimog ug poem ug letter to God.

Magmeeting sa kono mi. Bye bye.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 30, 2009, 09:29:28 PM

pwede man na Tig kanang bolinao nga gikan pa sa dagat! nag ambak ambak pa! hahahha! aw ehe lahi imong kilawon? kinsa sha? ngano? nganong kilawon mo sha??? hahahhaha!

Hahahaha. Secret. Basta.

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on September 28, 2009, 12:21:22 AM
Nasuko si Ondoy sa mga Tagalog kay kanunay lang biaybiayon ang mga Bisaya. Na hala.Kanang imong damgo Raqz unya ra na nako hubaron kay mas ganahan ko nga dunganon na lang na nakog dukdok diri ang akong tubag.

Hahahaha. No comment aning sa Tagalog.

Bay Kodds, unsay buot ipasabot kung magsige ug damgo sa usa ka tawo?

Quote from: Candijaynon on September 30, 2009, 09:04:02 PM
OK na mi Bay kay taas man amo lugar sa Bagbaguin.

Good to hear miga candi. Sa bagbaguin diay mo. Naa pud ko auntie sa West Canumay pero okay sa sila kay taas pud nga bahin sila ba.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on September 30, 2009, 10:06:15 AM

engagement announcement. Giputol nako ang article kay too much information nakabutang.


wedding pictures

Te, ara mang kang guwapaha pagkasal ninjo. Ningadto pud imong partidos ug ginikanan te? mating da.

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 01, 2009, 09:41:39 AM
whahahahaha...tabang mga langit. waaaaaaahahaha

mao niy nakalami sa TB...kung maghisgot nag ingon ani.

sir FD, mao gud gihapon ang tawag...galolo. ang GALALA, advance style na kana, kay naa namay laing tawo nga gigamit ana. 

Hahahahaha

GALALA synonym sa GAINOM!!! ahak na. di na ko. hahahaha

The rain reminds me of BAHA lamang gihapon.

Kalainan sa baha sa Manila ug Probinsiya.

1. Baha sa Manila basura manglutaw ug tawo, sa probinsiya mga dagkong kahoy ug bato ang mga anud ubanan sa katang ug kamwa nga lami gisahon ug isugba.

2. Baha sa Manila daghang relief ipanghatag sa nabahaan pero sa probinsiya, mamuwak ra intawon ug lubi, manuba ug saging natumba ug manguhag ubod sa lubi nga napukan.

3. Baha sa Manila ang karsada ang gibahaan pero ang baha sa probinsiya sa sapa ug suba ra man.

4. Baha sa Manila daghang maligo sa baha, sa probinsiya hagbay bang maligo ka sa suba nga gibahaan maajo ug dili ka maanod.

5. Baha sa Manila makapungutay, pero ang baha sa probinsiya pirmi handumon kay alegre man.

Quote from: tarsier on September 30, 2009, 05:47:51 PM
abri gana, n.   starter, antipasto, aperitif
adto tas guwa, v.   let's go outside
adunahan, adj.   rich, well-off
alisto, a   clever, smart, keen
anak sa gawas, n.   child out of wedlock, illegitimate child
ang naghatag, n.   donor, sponsor, giver
ariya-damyo, v.   remove the gangplank
ayaw kahigawad, v.   please don't be slighted
babaing manggugubat, n.   amazon
bag-o ang panghunahuna, adj.   innovative thinking or idea
bag-ong haon, adj.   just out of the oven or production line
balik baya ha, adv.   please come back, will you?
barahang may tawo, n.   face card
barog-barog, v.   stand idly, loiter
bii pod, interj.   good evening too
bokal, n.   vowel
buhaghag, adj.   loosely woven, untidy hairs, sparse, with big spaces in-between
bunga sa hunahuna, idiom,   afterthoughts

Salamat aning imong gipost tarsier aka mamag.

Murag ang imong kasingkasing napuno pud sa gugma alang sa atong inahan nga dila(mother tongue) dili bitaw oi, sa atong lumad nga sinultihan. TY again.

Dream naho nga ini pud ug retire or while working with available time, magfarm ko.

Quote from: benelynne on September 29, 2009, 07:53:00 PM


Most beautiful lady I've met? Of course my better half, Lynne.

The handsomest? I'm trying to decide between this:



and this:



Pero mas gwapo man gyud tingali ning liwat nako, my only son Paolo.

Sir benne, arang ka nindot imong pamilya sir, guwapa ug gwapo ba.

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 30, 2009, 10:19:15 PM
matud ni Mist, tigbao ug hubag: si galolo didto sa gasagingan

matud ni FD: ang galolo, normal

matud nilang tanan: ang onggoy ug si galolo pareho ra: NORMAL

is masturbation a SIN? pangutana mos unggoy ug sa galolo. hahahaha

nyahahahaha! pastilan ning GALOLO ba!!!

Quote from: catalina on September 30, 2009, 06:23:22 PM
hahahhhahhaha

unsa may imong gikataw-an cat?

Quote from: glacier_71 on September 30, 2009, 11:08:19 PM
bisag taga-Philippines jud na sija. hahahaha

ikaw bay glace, taga asa mang ka?

Para ni nimo Haps, ug kanatong tanan: (Jesus You are My)Bestfriend by Hillsong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFEHzHV8MJs

Everybody Deserves to be Happy!

Kaso lang si sab-sad dili si Somebody. Gibangkong na.

Luha to sa kalipay blue, nada sa luha sa kaguow. Mao nang wa na mapugngi ang pag-agas sa mga luha sa langit = BAHA.

Thanks sa greetings sa ahong beerday blue!

sa kung kinsa man ang nagsulti ato ba, Ginoo nay bahala nija.

Quote from: hofelina on September 30, 2009, 05:30:36 PM
Yes, now you show your baby face! ha ha ha

Sakto ka manay. Mas maajo nang daghan moingon dili kay imo rang kaugalingon. Bi daw bi. Ang dili pakita kay kahibawo na ta.

Peace man!!!

Gikan sa lubong

Pare 1: Diin ka gikan Pre?

Pare 2: Sa lubong sa akong ugangan Pre.

Pare 1: Unya nganong daghan man kaayo kang kinawrasan ug bun-og?

Pare 2: Misukol man.

Tuko sa lamesa…

Sayantis: Reptila scincidae!

Dato: Yuck! Lacoste!

Pobre: A, sud-an!

ang hinungdan kay birthday naho, unja dia pud ko Manila, mao na ang langit nagmaya, nasobrahan ra pud kaajo. mao na hinungdan bay.

Quote from: vhinz08 on September 30, 2009, 05:21:45 PM
unsay meaning aning "pagbaton"

be equipped, learn, (should) have

Palit mog relo

Tindero: Uy, dia tay gold nga relo, palit na mo! Kon moputi ni, white gold! Kon mourong, stopwatch!

Acronyms for People in Love

H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You

L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also

F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End

C.H.I.N.A. Come Here.. I Need Affection

B.U.R.M.A. Between Us, Remember Me Always

I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing

C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity

E.G.Y.P.T. Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!

R.U.S.S.I.A. Romance Under the Sky Stars is Intimate Always.

M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire Love Always

B.A.L.I.W.A.G. Beauty And Love I Will Always Give

M.A.L.A.B.O.N. May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now

I.M.U.S. I Miss U, Sweetheart

P.A.S.I.G. Please Always Say I’m Gorgeous

C.E.B.U. Change Everything… But Us

P.E.R.U. Porget Everyone… Remember Us

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E. Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstasy

T.O.N.D.O. Tonight’s Our Night, Dearest One

P.A.S.A.Y. Pretty And Sexy Are You

Y.E.M.E.N. ‘Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night

M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O. Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only

J.A.P.A.N Jump And Play All Night

P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation! (kaning Philippines mao ning daghan ug mga bata, overpopulation na ba.)

Wa palupig

Anak: Tay, akong mga klasmet nasero sa test ganiha?

Tatay: Unya ikaw anak?

Anak: Aw, palupig ba god ko. Sero pod!

GMANews.TV - Wednesday, September 30SendIM StoryPrint.Four days after storm 'Ondoy' left the country with the death toll likely hitting 300, another tropical storm is expected to enter the Philippine territory Wednesday afternoon, which will likely hit the Batanes group of islands and extreme northern Luzon, state weather forecasters said Wednesday.

The Philippine Atmospheric Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (Pagasa) said the storm with international codename "Parma" will dump rains in the Visayas and Mindanao as it enters the country.

"Yung worst scenario, tatama dito sa may Batanes-Taiwan area, sa extreme Northern Luzon (Our models show the worst scenario is that it will hit the Batanes-Taiwan area, in extreme Northern Luzon)," Pagasa forecaster Gener Quitlong said in an interview on dzBB radio.

As of Wednesday morning, Pagasa said the storm intensified further as it continued to move closer to the Philippine area of responsibility (PAR).

But Quitlong said there is also a chance the storm, to be code-named "Pepeng" upon entry in the PAR Wednesday afternoon, will veer away without making landfall.

"May posibilidad, kasi ‘di parehas ang model, may chance na gigilid lang at lalayo ito, di na tatama ng kalupaan (Our models also show there is a chance it will just veer away and not make landfall at all)," he said.

For now, he said the storm is still too far to affect any part of the country directly.

On the other hand, he said the cyclone will enhance the southwest monsoon and bring rains to parts of the country.

"Pagpasok nito mapapalakas uli ang hanging habagat (Once it enters Philippine territory, the storm will enhance the southwest monsoon)," he said.

In its 5 a.m. bulletin, Pagasa said Parma (Pepeng) was estimated at 1,110 km east of Mindanao with maximum sustained winds of 75 kph and gustiness of up to 90 kph.

Pagasa said "Parma" is forecast to move west-northwest at 19 kph.

"Extreme Northern Luzon, Eastern Visayas and Eastern Mindanao will experience mostly cloudy skies with scattered rainshowers and thunderstorms. The rest of the country will have partly cloudy to cloudy skies with isolated rainshowers or thunderstorms," it said.

GMANews.TV - Wednesday, September 30SendIM StoryPrint.The forced evacuation of residents in preparation for the possible onslaught of tropical storm "Parma" will only be partial, a senior government official admitted Wednesday.

Defense Secretary Gilberto Teodoro Jr. said only children and minors who cannot legally decide for themselves will be covered by the government policy.

"My instructions are, kung may bata o minor who legally cannot make decisions for themselves, yan ang sapilitang kukunin. Kung sa [may] edad [na] just explain the consequences (My instructions are to forcibly evacuate only children and minors who cannot legally decide for themselves. As for adults, we will just explain the consequences if they refuse to leave)," Teodoro said in an interview on dwIZ radio.

Teodoro is also chairman of the National Disaster Coordinating Council (NDCC).

After being criticized for its slow response to tropical storm "Ondoy" (Ketsana), the government is now preparing for the entry of "Parma." [See: Northern RP now waiting for Storm Pepeng]

The Philippine Atmospheric Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (Pagasa) will code-name the storm "Pepeng" once it enters Philippine territory.

On Saturday, "Ondoy" battered Metro Manila and several provinces in the Central Luzon and Calabarzon regions, its total rainfall accounting for the most in recorded history, surpassing the previous record for the metropolis in 1967.

During a meeting of the NDCC on Tuesday, Teodoro said they will undertake preemptive evacuation in areas that may be affected by the incoming storm.

In the radio interview on Wednesday, Teodoro stressed that in the case of hardheaded adults who refuse to evacuate, they will merely get an explanation and the option to leave.

"Basta maliwanag ang usapan (We just want to make sure everything is clear). Give them the options and the option is there," he said. - GMANews.TV

   

Smart, Globe subscribers can now donate via SMS

Philstar.com - Wednesday, September 30SendIM StoryPrint.MANILA, Philippines â€" Smart Communications Inc. and Globe Telecom, the country's two major telecommunication companies, are now helping facilitate donations for victims of typhoon “Ondoy” via short messaging system (SMS).

The donations will be handed over to the Philippine National Red Cross (PNRC), which has teamed up with both telecom companies in disaster-preparedness and response.

For smart subscribers who wish to donate to the PNRC, text REDAMOUNT (e.g. RED25) to 4483. Globe users, on the other hand, can give pledges by typing RED (e.g. RED 25) and sending the message to 2899. Transactions are free of charge.

Denominations of P10, P25, P50 and P100 are currently accepted from Smart users, while Globe subscribers can donate P5, P25, P50, P100 and P300. Only the donated amount will be deducted from the subscriber's credit. - By Dino Maragay (Philstar News Service, www.philstar.com)

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 03:10:02 PM
Sa ato pa, usahay normal ka nga sakto pero usahay pud, normal ka nga nasobrahan!

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 03:11:08 PM
Bitaw Sir FD, no? Unggoy gani kahibawo man, according to Ms. Candi.

Oi, tungatunga diay ko ani bay hubs.

Ahat? Unggoy pud diay? hahahaha.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
Angay diay kang mobalik og eskwela, Bay Tigs. Para makakompisal na pud kag usab.

Hahahaha.nag eskuyla bitaw ko ron bay hubs, nagtuon ug kabuang.hahahah

Bisan ang abo natong duha sa hangin apagadad-on na. Ang gugmang tim-os ko alang kanimo magpabiling mopilit mura ug kugmo.

To err is human, to forgive is divine.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 02:45:57 PM
Kon kanunay magluja, kanay normal nga nasobrahan. Ako lagsik pirme, purya bujag. Ambot lang kaha ikaw Bay Tigs.  

Usahay magluja usaha laski hubs. hahahaha. asa mang ko ani ron?

Quote from: catalina on September 30, 2009, 02:32:44 PM
nabasa ang lukay ako gi andam

hahahaha. pagkuha ug lain kay dia na koy giandam nga higot. manakop ta ug iring ron cat. (hala! hasta ka cat!!)

Hanggang tabla na akong moskitiro.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 02:32:52 PM
Naay sakto ra pagka-normal. Naa puy nasobrahan ka-normal, ha ha ha.

Unsaon man pagila hubs kung asa ka, normal nga sakto o normal nga nasobraan? hahahahaha

Hahahha.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 30, 2009, 02:29:00 PM
Ha ha ha. Kini jud si Bay Tigs, gapahipi ra man diay, gahuwat og saktong tayming nga makasumpay.

Nagbasa ra ko sa injong kokabildo.

Quote from: catalina on September 30, 2009, 02:30:23 PM
gigutom na hubs ,bantay sa imong iring kay plano nija litsonon

Ang kang cat kono hubs kanang itomon kay hitler daw. hahahaha

Quote from: mistyeyed on September 30, 2009, 02:22:34 PM



Ug ikaw pod Tigs..Hahaha..Nangabuking mo ni FD..

Hahahaha. No comment on the issue te.

Quote from: fdaray on September 30, 2009, 02:14:57 PM
Tinuod na , abnormal ang tawo nga dili, mag masturbate.

Hahahaha. Dili diay abnormal si bay hubag.

Quote from: Gener on September 26, 2009, 09:47:58 PM
“Is there anything more beautiful in life than a young couple clasping hands and pure hearts in the path of marriage?"

Yes there is. It is the spectacle of an old man and an old woman finishing their journey together on that path. Their hands are gnarled, but still clasped; their faces are seamed, but still radiant; their hearts are physically bowed and tired, but still strong with love and devotion for one another.

Yes, there is a more beautiful thing than young love. Its Old love.

Mao ni giingon KAHIT MAPUTI NA ANG BUHOK KO.

a FAMILY,

Last confession naho sometime March last year, dili ra man ko sure sa date. It was during our Graduation Retreat sa SVD Retreat House sa Tagaytay City, Batangas Province.

nakig istorya ra sa usa ka nilalang nga naghigwaos pud.

hahahaha. dili sa lang ta magbanha cat kay ang amo murag nipatim-aw ra ba. hahahaha

hilom sa ta sa atong plano. hahaha

unsa na ni cat?