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Quote from: Kerstin on May 07, 2011, 09:46:24 PM
...ug sutana ang maldito,hilig tali sa hongkongkira 

He he, tinudloan ni Bay Bugsay?

Quote from: chicogon on May 12, 2011, 10:17:03 AM
Bwahahaha... manok-tugaok ni Teban 

Kini manok-tukokak ni Golyat...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 07:33:44 AM
Kang teban na nga fantataroy..?

Fantatampuok...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
kwartahan pay mananayhop 

Unsay tayhopan? Lubot sa himongaan?

Idlas diay, morag definition of love...

Nilampos ba?

He he, nindot himoong mascot...

I was part of the security detail assigned to Imelda when she visited a corrupt Asian minister's lavish residence.

"Let's be frank," Imelda said. "I know your official salary. So, how can you afford all this?" she asked, pointing to the luxurious appointments.

The minister led Imelda to the terrace and, pointing to the horizon, asked: "Do you see those two mountains?" Imelda nodded.

"Do you see that bridge between them?" Imelda nodded again.

"Twenty percent," he explained.

A year later, Imelda hosted the same minister at her even more lavish residence. I also happened to be around.

Let's be frank," the minister said. "Given your salary, how can you afford all this, let alone your 3,000 pairs of shoes?"

Imelda led the minister to her terrace and, pointing to the horizon, asked: "See those two mountains?" The man nodded.

"Do you see that bridge between them?" The puzzled man protested: "But there's no bridge."

"Ah," Imelda replied: "One hundred percent."

...kay nabuhong sa karne lately?

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 09:16:05 AM
hahaha gibunyagan ug utro ..yeah i know kay ala matarong ug pakang sa una?

Wa matarong kay hunit pas panit sa gungis nga kabaw...

Di ba diay madawat ang kinhason maoy ibayad?

Nakadugang jud hinuon sa kabibo...

Di jud tuod ma board ang mga boardogoy...

He he, tekret. Tan-awa hinuon ang agoyangyang sa akong agtang ug ang kaka sa akong buhok...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 07:16:32 AM
Di kabhang gipolihan? :-)

Hmm, nagpatuli na?

Wa pa nay labot sa pagpanudlo diri sa TB...

Hapit na bitaw molukso-lukso ni...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:53:28 AM
Aw mangliki jud ang badlis sa kamatouran kon magperming kintid hahehihak

Unya mangabugto pud ang mga kwerdas sa liog?

2â...ž gud ang majors... 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:40:40 AM
Us-us na pahiyom bisan mao pay pagkatawo,Zaon daginoton magsabaw..:-)

Hapit na diay maiti?

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:40:40 AM
Us-us na pahiyom bisan mao pay pagkatawo,Zaon daginoton magsabaw..:-)

Unya ang tingkoy mabaw?

Tan-awa kon wa ba magkalamorok ang aping ani nga one-year-old...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:35:14 AM
as in lamorok gani,na aan gud og latino ^_^

Bwahaha! Sa pagkahitabo ani, uso na ba kaha ang tawo? 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:30:34 AM
Unja na tali kon maporma na ang tawo? :-)

Aw uso-uso ra gud...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 06:25:14 AM
bogolbogol manghod sa tambokikoy hehihek

He he, bogolbogol ig-agaw sa hoboyhoboy...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:21:08 AM
Dli botbot sa lubi? watob..!

he he, basin botbot sa mamon?

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:13:57 AM
Uza katuiganan pa gani ka hingaon na kaw?

Tan-awa di ba bogolbogolon ang aping! (Di lang kaayo klaro kay gihugawhugawan man...)

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 12, 2011, 08:19:26 AM
Pad'z, duda ko ani, ang ending ani nga thread is ginamos lang gihapon! hahaha!

Kon dili ginamos, baki...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 06:46:58 AM
Ala pod..igo ra palit shakoy tuslob sikwati,then lingkod dayon baybayon hangad sa langit whehehe

Hangad langit dayon ngayo biko...

He he, wa tay hanaw kanus-a pa, maghuwat lang ta nga motaghoy ang whistling kattle...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:18:56 AM
Details jud ka ba bisan 1 years old pa kaw sa wla pa matawo c Markyman ^_^

Bwahaha! Binrayiton tawhana...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:11:55 AM
Ikaw dara bogolbogolon kang binoangon tawhana ^_^

Sigi lang gud kay binootanon [read: pusong torta] man usahay...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:03:35 AM
nadat ugan sa unlan :-)

Aw, maayo diay nimong pagkatikayhang. Hans, oops, hands up ang tiil...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 07:59:11 AM
"Secret of Long Life is Having Just One Wife"

Hala mga cats,encyclomada permiha lagi kaon,why motilaw man pod mog torta,mamon,shakoy ug uban pa? ^_^

He he, lami man gud ang mamon, este, siopao sa Ma Mon Luk...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 12, 2011, 08:00:07 AM
ayaw mo palabi kay mabogol unja na injo aping ron? :-)

Bwahaha! Binogolbogolon bayhana!

Hmm. Nag high young high young sa lantay?

Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth.--Mark Twain (?)

By Holly Bailey
http://news.yahoo.com/





Donald Trump is finally coming clean on one of the more enduring follicular mysteries of the modern age: his hair.

In an interview with Rolling Stone's Erik Hedegaard, the real estate tycoon-turned-reality star, who is considering a 2012 presidential run, offered a lengthy explanation for how exactly it is that his hair comes to look the way it does everyday.

"OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don't dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour," Trump said matter-of-factly.

In the meantime, he reads the papers and watches TV, counting Fox News and "Morning Joe," among his favorites.

"I then comb my hair. Yes, I use a comb," Trump explained. "Do I comb it forward? No, I don't comb it forward."

Pushing the "flying wing of his hair back," Hedegaard wrote, the reality star revealed his hairline, which has been the subject of speculation for years.

"I actually don't have a bad hairline," he declared. "When you think about it, it's not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time."

(Photo of Trump: Richard Drew/AP)

At least eight people were reported dead and dozens injured after an earthquake shook southeastern Spain on Wednesday, toppling historic buildings in the medieval town of Lorca.





By Fiona Govan and Barney Henderson 7:24PM BST 11 May 2011


The 5.2 magnitude earthquake was felt across the Murcia region, where hundreds of British expatriate live, from Alicante to Malaga and as far away as Madrid.

The epicentre was registered in the Tercia mountain range close to the town of Lorca, where several buildings were destroyed including a medieval church bell tower. It was the worst earthquake in Spain for 50 years.

Authorities confirmed that at least ten people had died, including a child of 13 years old.

Francisco Jodar, the mayor of the town said: "Unfortunately people have died as a result of cave-ins and falling debris. We're trying to find out if people have been trapped inside the collapsed houses."

Television images showed streets in the historic quarter of the town strewn with rubble and crushed cars. There were also reports that historical heritage sites as the Sanctuary of the Virgen de la Huerta and several local temples had been damaged.


More at: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/8508047/Earthquake-hits-southern-Spain-eight-dead.html

He he, ajaw lamag labhi...

Kini, kita na?

Quote from: chicogon on May 11, 2011, 10:49:10 PM
Gabii pakog tinan-aw ani di jud makita; mao lang gehapon karong adlawa, huh! 

Hmm, makita man sa akoang computer? OK, mangita kog laing website...

Hinuon, kon Bol-anon ang hisgotan...

Quote from: chicogon on May 11, 2011, 10:40:27 PM
Unsa man naka lahi sa pari? Aw, basin tuod no... kay daghan baya pod mga pari nga pulag lubot, bwahahaha! Kulikot kaayog mga lubot!!! 

He he, way kaso kon kulikot ang nakaingon...

Quote from: chicogon on May 11, 2011, 10:38:51 PM
Basin ang dapat ipangutana, "Kinsa deri sa TB ang ge almoranas... nga dili intsek?" 

Hmm, si Bay Bugsay?

You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair.  --Chinese Proverb

Quote from: bugsay on May 11, 2011, 06:34:23 PM

hehehehe....di ko motuo...gi almoranas na unta ni'ng taga Shichuan ug taga Hunan.....permi man lang nagkajo nang ilang baba sa sili...

He he, lahi ang Insik, lahi ang pari...

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 11, 2011, 05:46:59 PM
Way Nada,

Considering the state of the nation at the time: Communist NPA activities in the north and Muslim Terrorism in the south, the national directive of suspending of habeus corpus can be seen as a necessity at the time. Considering the fact that the country recently just crushed the HUK Rebellion in the late 50s to the 60s, the memory of communist revolution and fear thereof somewhat was accepting to the notion of suspension of habeus corpus so long as the communist threat was minimized/ mitigated.

It is easy for us to argue and debate now. Hindsight is always perfect.


Lorenz.

You need to learn more about Philippine history, little boy, to make any sense at all.

P.S. Please improve on your spelling, syntax and grammar--not to mention logic, which you seem to be completely devoid of. Reading you makes one think you speak from your ass--where apparently your brain is, if such a body part exists.

P.P.S. Can't you just concentrate on your boring medical studies, for God's sake? 

Nalibat pud tingali--just to find out nga berdeg dugo diay ang iyang uyab nga matso...

Quote from: bugsay on May 11, 2011, 07:16:56 PM
sa atua kay ninja ang style.....sa silong...

Ilabi na kon lipak ang sawog? 

Quote from: Hans de Ruijter on May 08, 2011, 03:56:07 AM
Maayo diay na kay daghan ug ambongan ug mga waffa  diri.... pero klarohon nato ni ug unsa man ning mga ambongan ug mga waffa diri --- sa wa pay uso ang TAWO? or uso na ang mga TAWO?    nindot ang klaro di ba?   :-)

Sa wa pay uso ang TAWO? He he, sa ingon ani pa ang hitsura sa mga hawod?





Looks familiar? 

Quote from: junjun on May 11, 2011, 07:53:31 PM
honestly bitaw, tagbilaran based nman jud ko nya dili pud ko hingilaw anang bolinao kay kuti kaajo gawas ug igo ra ko mukaun. Pero matud mas mga tguwang nga tag-ija sa balay nga akong gipuy-an, lamian jud daw ang bolinao g ginamos sa Valencia an( both are from Guindulman and now residents of Tagbi) pero di ko kaingun nga kinalamian ang sa Valencia kay wa pa ko katilaw sa bolinao gkan sa laing lunsud. pero sa ahong nabantayad kay kalingaw pud ko sa Dimiao, parehas ra man, aw basin ug muaabot pud sa Dimaio ang taga Valencia nga bolinao. hahahahhah

Truth to tell, only an idiot would say that "Ang Pinakalaming Bolinaw Ay Taga Sa Valencia" but then again, he could be a moron or an imbecile...

I want to share my experience on how I became a General during martial law:


Ver was interviewing 57 Colonels angling for a General's star. Each aspirant was called to answer one question only:

"Colonel, how much is two plus two?" All 57 answered: four." All were told: "Wrong."

Finally, I, still a Major, walked in. "Major, how much is two plus two?" asked Ver.

"Two for you, sir and two for me," I replied.

"Correct, Colonel. Now, the President will see you."

Same question. Marcos said: "How much is two plus two?"

Now a brand new Colonel, I replied: "Simple, Mr. President. Two plus two equals four---and all for you, sir."

"Raise your right hand, General," said Marcos.

   vs.   


The samurai were the knights of Japan and the masters of the katana. They were heavily armed soldiers covered in armor and willing to die for their masters. They wielded the sharpest sword the world has ever seen and it could easily slice a man in two. They were also masters of the yumi (bow) and were some of the best shots of the ancient world. They were like professional soldiers and were harshly trained and fought knowing their honor was on the line. Due to their violent habits, peasants soon rose up against them and the ninja was born.

The ninja were the masters of stealth and sabotage. They were originally peasants trained to defeat marauding samurai, but the eventually became the legendary assassins that most people think of today. They are known for using a katana-like sword, blowgun, ninja stars, and kusarigama which would be my weapon of choice. They are known for being stealthy shadow warriors of the night. They greatly feared for their ability to kill and just disappear. They were also great martial artists and underwent rigorous training.


http://listverse.com/

Dion McGregor (1922â€"1994) was a New York City-born songwriter, whose main claim to fame is that he was a voluble dreamer, or somniloquist.

As a songwriter, McGregor's biggest success came when his song "Where Is The Wonder" (cowritten with roommate Michael Barr) was recorded by Barbra Streisand on her hit album My Name Is Barbra (1965). He was unable to find much success afterwards, however, and by the 1980s had given up on songwriting. Critic Joslyn Layne writes that "Despite his lack of success as a song lyricist, McGregor's narration of his vivid dreamlife provided a more unique artistic contribution than any usually recorded."

McGregor talked in his sleep. Not in quiet, barely comprehensible mumbles: while he slept, McGregor would essentially narrate his dreams at conversational volume. As a narrator of his (often terrifying) dreams, Dion adopted various personas but frequently established a fey, argumentative, insolent approach to the subject at hand â€" be it a hot air balloon trip to the moon with a group of multi-ethnic children, a frantic journey around New York, or a tattooing job on a woman's tongue.

An LP of his dream diatribes â€" The Dream World Of Dion McGregor (He Talks In His Sleep) â€" was even released to minor acclaim by Decca Records in 1964. A book of the same name, containing the transcripts of a wider selection of McGregor's dreams, and with illustrations by Edward Gorey, was also published in 1964.

McGregor died in 1994, but researcher Phil Milstein gathered recordings of McGregor's dream-speech considered too risque to be released in the 1960s and assembled them for the 1999 album, Dion McGregor Dreams Again, released on Tzadik Records. A third album, The Further Somniloquies of Dion McGregor: More Outrageous Recordings of the World's Most Renowned Sleeptalker was assembled by Toronto poet Steve Venright and released in August 2004 on the Torpor Vigil Industries label. --Wiki

Quote from: islander on May 11, 2011, 03:46:10 PM
tinuod bang maka-almoranas ang siling kulikot? 

He he, maghuwat ta sa tubag ni Fr. Chic...

Mas di tingali siya kaantos kon ang iyang ilok romansahon og bungoton...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on May 11, 2011, 03:00:02 PM
Pwede pud sa kasagingan kay daghang unas para ilo.

Ang problema sa kasagingan kon makapili tag lugar nga naay nakauna, delikadong makatunob tag mina...

Quote from: islander on May 11, 2011, 02:59:41 PM
til-as unya pakapinan ug tungaw, ayay.  torture chamber ang gawas imbis rest room. 

He he, tingog sa kasinatian ni da...

Quote from: chicogon on May 11, 2011, 12:48:58 PM
Salad lang karong gabhiona kay sige lang karne 

OK kaayo ang presentation...

Quote from: islander on May 11, 2011, 02:55:37 PM
aw, oo tuod.  gitukuko unta nimo una nimo gi-post.  di unta ko ma-discourage dayon.

Ayaw ka-discourage dayon, mahutdan ka anag ikapangilo, mao ray imo...

Maayo jud ning pagkabatil kay electric man...

Quote from: islander on May 11, 2011, 02:33:22 PM
kanay lig-on nga toilet paper holder; makigbitaranay pa tag sanga inig hulbot sa dahon nga maoy toilet paper.

Kini maoy nindot nga kalibangan, naay daghang green nga toilet paper...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on May 11, 2011, 02:23:54 PM
Kadtong way kasilyas ug adto malibang sa likod sa pang-pang, mangita lang ug gamayng sanga, naa nay portable toilet paper (open air feeling).

Peligro lang sa til-as...

Quote from: islander on May 11, 2011, 02:27:57 PM
ang hanger-holder ray daling mahulog.  suwayi god...

Pwede man tikukoon ang hook aron di na mahulog...

Quote from: hofelina on May 11, 2011, 02:26:47 PM
mahimo siya gitikon aw halokan ang ilok diay?

He he, pwede tingali, pero morag di na ni siya gilokan...

Hmm, di kaha ni Nazi salute?

Extending the useful life of a plastic bottle...

Quote from: islander on May 11, 2011, 02:25:49 PM
faet kun neutered na ni.

Bwahaha! Mao nga mag-inusara na lang nga magpabitaybitay sa chandelier?

Léolo (Trailer - Deutsch)

Gwapo baya pud ang design, di mahulog ang toilet paper...

Ang problema ani kay tungod sa kakapoy ni Inday nga drayber di na siya magamit inigkagabii...

He he, hinuon, bagay man ang logo sa kondisyon sa awto...

He he, na-lock na diay ang joints, mao nga di na mapaubos...

Quote from: islander on May 11, 2011, 01:31:45 PM
tagbaw, hehe.

Kinsay tagbaw? Si Tigbao?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 11, 2011, 01:41:28 PM
A lifetime isn't long enough for the beauty of this world
and the responsibilities of your life.

When loneliness comes stalking, go into the fields, consider
the orderliness of the world. Notice
something you have never noticed before,

like the tambourine sound of the snow-cricket
whose pale green body is no longer than your thumb.

Stare hard at the hummingbird, in the summer rain,
shaking the water-sparks from its wings.

Let grief be your sister, she will whether or not.
Rise up from the stump of sorrow, and be green also,
like the diligent leaves.

A lifetime isn't long enough for the beauty of this world
and the responsibilities of your life.

Scatter your flowers over the graves, and walk away.
Be good-natured and untidy in your exuberance.

In the glare of your mind, be modest.
And beholden to what is tactile, and thrilling.

Live with the beetle, and the wind.

Quote from: islander on May 11, 2011, 01:25:51 PM
mao gyod diay siguro ni ang iro ni bugsay ay.

Aw, liwat gud ang iro sa tag-iya...

Sama ani?

Bwahaha! Spare ribs na man ni, he he...

Ang tinuod nga bodybuilder dog ingon ani, di manggasal...

Pinangga jud ning bataa kay clean-shaven gud...

For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain. 

Hmm, basin starving poet ang tag-iya ani niya, mao nga naliwat siya...

Quote from: chicogon on May 11, 2011, 11:51:11 AM
Irong latagaw tingale...

Atong pahinungdan og prayer ang irong latagaw...





Dear God, please send me somebody who'll care!
I'm tired of running, I'm sick with despair.
My body is aching; it's so racked with pain,
and dear God I pray, as I run in the rain.
That someone will love me and give me a home,
a warm cozy bed and a big juicy bone.

My last owner tied me all day in the yard
sometimes with no water, and God that was hard.
So I chewed my leash, and I ran away.
To rummage in garbage and live as a stray.
But now God, I'm tired and hungry and cold,
and I'm so afraid that I'll never grow old.

They've chased me with sticks and hit me with stones,
while I run the streets just looking for bones!
I'm not really bad, God, please help if you can,
or I have become just a "Victim of Man!"
I'm wormy dear God and I'm ridden with fleas,
and all that I want is an Owner to please!

If you find one for me God, I'll try to be good,
and I won't chew their shoes, and I'll do as I should.
I'll love them, protect them and try to obey....
when they tell me to sit, to lie down or to stay!
I don't think I'll make it too long on my own,
cause I'm getting so weak and I'm so all alone.

Each night as I sleep in the bushes I cry,
cause I'm so afraid God, that I'm going to die.
And I've got so much love and devotion to give,
that I should be given a new chance to Live!
So dear God, please answer my prayer,
and send me someone who will REALLY care.


http://www.getapup.com/stray_dog%27s_prayer.htm

Hmm, meditate on how angels fall? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 11, 2011, 09:59:21 AM
Apan ang mga ginikanan nga ilang gikahinabi nagkanayon nga wala silay namatikdan o naghisgot man lang ang anak og problemang gihambin.

Lisod lagi usahay ning hilomon ba...

Quote from: chicogon on May 11, 2011, 10:30:03 AM
Suggestion: Early Babe (subtly speaking) 

Hmm, as in Babe in the City?

Funny and amorous... 

Quote from: bugsay on May 11, 2011, 10:35:42 AM
bwahhahaha.....layo na'g naabtan...

He he, kini nga thread mora na diayg irong way tag-iya kon maohon...

Quote from: chicogon on May 11, 2011, 10:28:51 AM
Basta lagi maka singgit kag "condolence" nig human gamit, bwahahaha 

Pwede kahag mokanta lag, "Kundol, patola, upo't kalabasa..." 

Quote from: islander on May 11, 2011, 10:15:22 AM
about time.  usahay man god gamiton lang ang dole-outs nga puhunan para dole-ins of votes sa panahon sa elections.  tingalig duha pay mapagan ani.  undangon ang dole-out mentality, undangon sad ang continuing vote-getting mentality.   

Tsk, tsk, tsk, 2013 pa ra ba ang sunod eleksyon...

Maayo gani kay wa nay error sa error while creating an error report...

Di ba kaha ni aslom og dunggan...

Bwahaha!