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Quote from: islander on May 18, 2011, 01:38:05 PM
chimbako.  ma-chop suey jud sija, palajo.

Aw, di man kaha ma-chop-chop...

Quote from: bugsay on May 18, 2011, 11:47:55 AM
masangit ang aninipot nga murag kwaknit
magbitay didto sa mabiaybiayong sampinit

Sampinit ang makasignit sa nakahithit nga kwaknit
Samtang sa kangitngit nanitsit ang napaksit--nga baki!

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 02:13:11 AM
pero basin ang tzunami ala pa mahipatik sa libreto sa kagapon..? ^_^

O kaha naa ra pero pino kaayo nga footnotes mao nga wa mabasahi?

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 03:26:23 AM
Di diay ang mata ang makapahuway..?

Aw, apil pud, iyawat mahusay ang nangalambod nga ugat-ugat...

Oh food? Aw, kini pood...

Quote from: chicogon on May 18, 2011, 01:42:18 AM
Aron ma afud-afud 

Ayaw lang ang gahi nga pagkaon kay delikadong ang ngipon ma-fud-fud..

Quote from: chicogon on May 18, 2011, 02:25:12 AM
Dadto palang sijas Hongkongkera mabung pa sija dadto, bwahahaha!!! 

He he, wa man guy stairs ug hallway nga kagukodgukoran didto, bwahaha!

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 02:20:20 AM
Gahapon perting limod nga di daw tinoud..(Khan),karon miangkon napod nga ila daw kagustohan..?
Hays..life as in buhay gyod..mangita man jud tag lisod ba bisan naay sayon...adrenalin tik ngali or veegah tik lang gyod..? faerts..!

Hmm, as in play-acting ra kunohay? Kon maohon, ngano kahang nireklamo man?

Quote from: chicogon on May 18, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
Ajaw na paimnag MILO o pakan-ag BALUT 

Lanot na lay ipahigop...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 17, 2011, 06:16:19 PM
to have a radio Bluff?
Tv controversial?
Truth?
media manipulation?

yesterday's earquacks bomb ^_^

Hmm, parte man to sa lawas sa baje ang gi-manipulate ni IMF Chief...

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 05:55:19 PM
di na nako paeksersayson si banana republic kun mao diay ni nga bisag tiguwang na manggukod diay gihapon.  angay na pod si bai bugs mokalmakalma sa iyang bodybuilding. 

Way kaso kon way praktis si Bay Bugs kay di man mopalag ang iyang unlan...

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 05:55:19 PM
di na nako paeksersayson si banana republic kun mao diay ni nga bisag tiguwang na manggukod diay gihapon. 

Manyakis diay kag banana republic? Bwahaha!

Kini kay ang tiger maoy inlab jood...

Kini ang inlab jood...

Quote from: bugsay on May 18, 2011, 11:41:43 AM
...hangtod karon nangita pag kapahulayan ang cobra......naa pa ba kaha ni'y 'la?....

Kay ngano, basin nasujop na tanan sa unlan?

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 08:54:57 AM
cat 1 (hubag):  i smell a rat.

cat 2 (lorenz):  correction.  a rat is a rattus norvegicus, which in my medical studies with dr. alberto aynstayn was discovered to be needing a synergistic approach in their relationship with humans that involve anticoagulants, metal phosphides, and hypercalcemia on one hand and the singing of michael jackson's "ben" on the other.

cat 1 (hubag):  i still smell a rat, this time it's a human rat.

cat 2 (lorenz):  truly, i say unto you, "If the whole body were an eye, where would the sense of hearing be?  If the whole body were an ear, where would the sense of smell be?" (1Corinthians 12:17)

Meow!

He he, nahimuot ko sa mga bulak sa inyong pagkabata--kanding² ug utot²...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 09:17:50 AM
hilig man sad ang Bolanon ug "ja" uhum..

Unsang klase sa "ja"? Ah, jaga-jaga, jawa, jakol, unsa pa...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Mariposa² pod oroy..alibangbang man diay..? (Pinoy scream) :-)

Oops, naa ra bay Katsila diri...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 03:12:06 AM
basin gitokmod galing na'g agoyangyang ..toinks..^_^

Agoyangyang? Hmm... Kini imong buot ipasabot?


http://www.agoyangyang.com/

Quote from: chicogon on May 18, 2011, 09:57:59 AM
Mao mana gegamit sa daghang mga babaye aron daw kuno mo puti bwahahaha.... pero bungot sa mais!!! 

Aw, blond diay!

Unsa toy pangalan ani nga girl's game?

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 10:11:42 AM
and when you don't get married, you are a work in progress? 

As in, first draft?

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 03:03:08 AM
maggamit ra jud kog Bimsstein(pumice stone>logod) unja lotion dayon inigkahoman uhom..

Nindot baya pud kuno kon bungot ang ibagnos, labi nag labong unya kulot...

Dali na hinuon ning masabod. Nah, dusmo si Ondoy...

Ang ilubong nga buhi ni Bay Bugs kay ang iya mang cobra nga bungoton...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on May 17, 2011, 09:07:19 PM
Asked if she was threatened by the popularity of Pacquiao, Santiago said, “I don't think so, this is a literate country.”

Ouch! That's a mean uppercut.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."


Bwahaha! 

Quote from: islander on May 18, 2011, 09:21:13 AM
wingspan sa aninipot igo lang mobontog sa muta sa hubog.

Hubog nga kwaknit malagmit sa sampinit masangit.

Quote from: chriswise on May 18, 2011, 03:29:03 AM
sure,,,he
sure,,basta taga bohol,,

Kon paingon pang mo-retire sa Bohol, Bay Chris, qualified na? 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 03:09:12 AM
Aha export diay pod imo negosyo nga namous nop? Tarongag potos ha..? ^_^

Hmm, kon pang-export, dapat kini ang brand...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 03:07:50 AM
Makainom napod ko'g TR pohon itchie bitchie...tekret nyahaha

TR? Tuba Regular?

Quote from: Bambi on May 17, 2011, 08:10:09 PM
lami jamo...kas tag Beer ani! lol

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 02:46:55 AM
kalami ba ana woy..makakanta napod kog ahat ani'g..red..red..wine..:-)

Ginamos isip sumsoman? Now pa ko...

Quote from: chriswise on May 17, 2011, 08:02:20 PM
nagkaon gani ko o,,karon butanan og kamatis...

Hmm, namos bawingsya kaha jud ni?

Quote from: chriswise on May 17, 2011, 08:02:20 PM
nagkaon gani ko o,,karon butanan og kamatis...

Hmm, wa kahay nagsawomsawom ani nga pustiso?

Quote from: chicogon on May 17, 2011, 08:54:20 AM
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist 

He he, kahinumdom hinuon ko sa estorya bahin sa apprentice blacksmith...


The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, "When I take the iron out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it hard with this heavy hammer."

The apprentice did just as he was told.

Now he's the village blacksmith.


Bwahaha!

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 03:18:05 AM
Meow 1 (Father Chic) -Bawo siin nimo..ambot lang oroi..motoo kaha ko nga si Scarbie jud ka tinood?...estoryahee ..!   

Meow 2 (Kerstin) - Kinsa ba oroy na'ng kagwanga? Scarabaeus hunter na nop? 

Meow 3 (unidentified voice out of nowhere): Bwahaha! Bogolbogolon bayhana, mahilig tingaling mokaon og gulunggong!

Popular Catholic Faith Defender? Nah, mosamot diay kadaghan ang kantyaw ani kon maohon...

Arnold Schwarzenegger admits to adultery, Twitter erupts with jokes
May 17, 2011 |  2:43 pm





Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted to The Times on Monday that he fathered a child with a household staffer some 10 years ago. The woman was an employee of the Schwarzeneggers' for 20 years who retired earlier this year.

Once Schwarzenegger stepped down as governor of California in January due to term limits, he broke the news of his love child to his wife, Maria Shriver. The couple acknowledged their separation to The Times earlier this month.

"After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago," Schwarzenegger said Monday night in a statement to The Times. "I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry."

Although most of the online ribbing delivered through Twitter and blogs have poked fun at Schwarzenegger through lines he spoke in blockbuster films, one of the most piercing jabs was doled out by comic Fortune Feimster, who spotlighted the former governor's history of vetoing bills that would have supported same-sex marriages.

"Good thing Arnold Schwarzenegger has been upholding the sanctity of marriage since apparently us gay folks don't know how to," Feimster tweeted.


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/

Ambot lang bitaw, pero basin philosopher og nawong...

Meow 1 (Scarbie)- Hey Pads.., is this true..,that.., one of the great secrets of life â€" to cure the soul by means of the senses, and the senses by means of the soul.?  

Meow 2  (Father Chic) -Bawo siin nimo..ambot lang oroi..motoo kaha ko nga si Scarbie jud ka tinood?...estoryahee ..!  

Quote from: chriswise on May 17, 2011, 07:07:33 PM
murag wala jod,,kay sarap ma buhay,,samot na si bai bugs deli jod to,,

He he, si Bay Bugs moboluntaryo nga siya maoy molubong kay sigon sa iyang kasinatian, buhi ray pwede ilubong...

He he, former jogging enthusiast ni sija...

Hmm, ang mga bawod siging pakli sa basahon sa kagahapon? 

Quote from: Kerstin on May 17, 2011, 07:18:32 PM
Hilig sad ang ikal diri ug extra school sa mga kolot ajeje

He he, school of fish ba, ang pinakalaming bolinaw nga nagpuyo sa corn trees...

Quote from: bugsay on May 17, 2011, 07:05:23 PM
adto lamg palit sa ginamos ni sir FD....naay free pustiso...

Hmm, pustiso ni Sir FD, natagak sa taro sa ginamos?

Quote from: chriswise on May 17, 2011, 06:59:33 PM
nya unsa on nato pagkahibalo taga bawingsya ang ginamos,,he,he,he,

He he, basta nanimahong iti, mao na bay...

Me, too...leaping and drooling...

Basin naay moboluntaryo nga TB member bay...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 17, 2011, 06:07:09 PM
hahaha if U only know..u know gajud..Wards ^_^

Hmm, basin kinahanglan pa wait 3 days?

Four linguists were sharing a compartment on a train on their way to an international conference on sound symbolism. One was English, one Spanish, one French and the fourth German. They got into a discussion on whose language was the most eloquent and euphonious.

The English linguist said: "Why, English is the most eloquent language. Take for instance the word 'butterfly'. Butterfly, butterfly... doesn't that word so beautifully express the way this delicate insect flies? It's like flutter-by, flutter-by."

"Oh, no!" said the Spanish linguist, "The word for 'butterfly' in Spanish is 'mariposa'. Now, this word expresses so beautifully the vibrant colors on the butterfly's wings. What could be a more apt name for such a brilliant creature? Spanish is the most eloquent language!"

"'Papillon!'" says the French linguist, "'Papillon'! This word expresses the fragility of the butterfly's wings and body. This is the most fitting name for such a delicate and ethereal insect. French is the most eloquent language!"

At this the German linguist stands up, and demands: "Und vot is rongk mit 'SCHMETTERLING'?"


Bwahaha!

Quote from: Kerstin on May 17, 2011, 05:45:53 PM
theres a truth in it..winky..

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.


Bwahaha!

Quote from: david on May 16, 2011, 11:28:38 PM
unsa man pod ang lami sa pan burikat mao mao ra ba nang lamia sa pan  mamasang

Ang pan burikat, humok, basa-basa, lalim usap-usapon; ang pan mamasang hunit, gauga lang unya makapangag na...

He he, otro pud diayng naay Tsaynis blad...

Di tingali unta siya kataw-an kon ingon pa ani ang helmet nga iyang gisul-ob...

Quote from: bugsay on May 17, 2011, 04:10:27 PM
basin bol bu hol?...

Chinese-sounding man jud to... As in, Ko Gong Chi...

Quote from: bugsay on May 17, 2011, 04:18:16 PM
hapit na!!!

He he, wa na, nilupad na kay nauwaw nimo, Bay Bugs. Dia ra...

Quote from: bugsay on May 17, 2011, 04:16:56 PM
sa second page ani mga baki na'y manglukso......

bi, atong atngan....

Bwahaha! Nauwaw na hinuon ang mga baki. Di na ganahan mag-apil-apil!

Bwahaha! Kaluoy sa cup ug fork...

Nursery rhyme - Hey diddle diddle

Hey diddle diddle,
The Cat and the fiddle,
The Cow jumped over the moon,
The little Dog laughed to see such sport,
And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.

Quote from: chicogon on May 17, 2011, 12:54:31 PM
Mao nay paboritong expression ni Bay Hubs ug Bay Bugs kanang "makaki" bwahahahaha  

He he, makaki jud tuod si Bay Bugs... Makakijud...

Quote from: bugsay on May 17, 2011, 03:26:37 PM
kadtong insik nga si Mit Ai lang Deir?....

He he, Insik bitaw to siya, pero lain man ang pangalan nga gigamit...

Newly-hatched Leonardo...

Kadto diayng akong kaila sa Cebu nga plastic bags ang negosyo, angay na diay siyang mangitag laing panginabuhi...

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 12:51:01 PM
hahaha!  sa tinuoray, ako ray mokuha sa imong hulagway sa ibabaw ani nga cannon.  tagak dayon ko ani nga wa pa mahiluna kay gikuyapan na sa kahadlok.  sureness ko nga di ni nako kaya.  angay ba kaha kong magmahay nganong di ko macaque...

He he, ari lang lingkod dapit sa chamber end away from the muzzle, Ms. Isle...

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 01:58:21 PM
kun bahag na man lay hisgotan, di jud tuod kas ug tela.  mahimo man gani ug onas na lay gamiton.

Aw, maghubo ra man hinuon ko sulod sa akong kweba tibuok adlaw...

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 01:56:30 PM
balingsya anchovy (sosyal!)

Hmm, nagkadaghan man ning hybrid diris TB...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2011, 03:12:35 AM
Zitat: sakay ug ballon unja bosloti..dli ba perfekto momento imo kabuhi..? ^_^

Zaon na lang ang fear of heights?

Luoya bitaw. Resigned na ra ba tawon ilang expression... 

Quote from: chicogon on May 17, 2011, 03:08:07 AM
Ang cord ra kunos kasal maoy gigamit ug gapos bwahahahaha 

Hmm, recycled cord to end a recycled marriage? Morag poetic justice diay...

Yummy! Labi nag bulinaw sa Balingsya pa ni!

Ms. Isle in retirement, eating out...

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 01:40:49 PM
wa diay tingali ka motubo; morag tarsier?  

Aw, di jud hinuon ko kas og tela...

Quote from: chicogon on May 17, 2011, 11:42:12 AM
Progressive and anti-Marcos, bwahahaha!!! 

Daghan ra ba tawon aning klaseha nga nanga-finished...

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 01:24:07 PM
di ta kasiguro... the world is round.  pilay pad nga sa binaktas gikan sa oac padung sa bilar, makakaplag ra diay gihapon ug bolinaw sa kalasangan... ajeje, naa man ganiy valencia bolinaw sa u.s. ug sa tsina, sa oac ug bilar pa ba kaha. 

Aw, kon mosimang hinuon paingon sa bukirang bahin sa Balingsya, didto seguradong naay daghang nanungtong nga dagkong bulinaw sa mga sanga sa corn trees...

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 17, 2011, 08:50:13 AM
Mao ganing Bay Hubs. Escort ganing sila ni Marcos sa ijahang paglubong. Mura ba sa ancient Egyptians ug sa Chinese emperor nga tanang may kalabutan hasta mga iring gani to ug kahayupan iakip ug lubong. Mamatay ug ahat na lamang.

Hmm, taym sa... Basin baya willing ning duha nga mokujog basta tugotan lang ang paglubong sa LNMB...

Binuangon diayng sugyota...

Quote from: cujo on May 17, 2011, 01:07:26 PM
Hmm...Whatever you say.

  Wa na hinuon ko magdako didto...

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 12:57:11 PM
he should also try tiniil tiniil.  he won't regret it.

Binuangon sugyota...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 17, 2011, 01:02:57 PM
The 32-year-old maid told authorities that she thought the suite was empty but that Strauss-Kahn emerged from the bathroom naked, chased her down a hallway, pulled her into a bedroom and dragged her into a bathroom, police said.

He grabbed her breasts, tried to pull down her pantyhose, grabbed at her crotch and forced her to perform oral sex on him during the encounter at about noon, according to a court complaint. She ultimately broke free, escaped the room and told hotel staffers what had happened, authorities said. She was treated at a hospital for minor injuries.

Grabeha. Healthy jud ning tiguwanga kon makahimo pa ani. Tiaw moy gagukod pa diay...

Quote from: chicogon on May 17, 2011, 01:01:10 PM
Miembro ni siya sa TB? LoL 

Payter pud nga pagka senior citizen. Sila-sila ra man ning edara ni Sir FD...

Strauss-Kahn, who has headed the international lending agency since 2007, was in New York on personal business and was paying his own way, so he cannot claim diplomatic immunity, the IMF said. He could seek that protection only if he were conducting official business, spokesman William Murray said. The agency's executive board met informally Monday for a report on the charges against Strauss-Kahn, its managing director.

The French newspaper Le Monde, citing people close to Strauss-Kahn, said he had reserved the $3,000-a-night suite at the Sofitel hotel for one night for a quick trip to have lunch with his daughter, who is studying in New York.

The 32-year-old maid told authorities that she thought the suite was empty but that Strauss-Kahn emerged from the bathroom naked, chased her down a hallway, pulled her into a bedroom and dragged her into a bathroom, police said.

He grabbed her breasts, tried to pull down her pantyhose, grabbed at her crotch and forced her to perform oral sex on him during the encounter at about noon, according to a court complaint. She ultimately broke free, escaped the room and told hotel staffers what had happened, authorities said. She was treated at a hospital for minor injuries.


More at: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/imf_head_assault

Dominique Strauss-Kahn charged with sexual assault





By JENNIFER PELTZ, Associated Press â€" 1 hr 46 mins ago


NEW YORK â€" Haggard and unshaven after a weekend in jail, the chief of the International Monetary Fund was denied release on bail Monday on charges of trying to rape a hotel maid as allegations of other, similar attacks by Dominique Strauss-Kahn began to emerge.

In France, a lawyer for a novelist said the writer is likely to file a criminal complaint accusing Strauss-Kahn of sexually assaulting her nine years ago. A French lawmaker accused him of attacking other maids in previous stays at the same luxury hotel. And in New York, prosecutors said they are working to verify reports of at least one other case, which they suggested was overseas.

Strauss-Kahn's weekend arrest rocked the financial world as the IMF grapples with the European debt crisis, and upended French presidential politics. Strauss-Kahn, a member of France's Socialist party, was widely considered the strongest potential challenger next year to President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Making his first appearance on the sex charges, a grim-looking Strauss-Kahn stood slumped before a judge in a dark raincoat and open-collared shirt. The 62-year-old, silver-haired Strauss-Kahn said nothing as a lawyer professed his innocence and strove in vain to get him released on bail.

The judge ruled against him after prosecutors warned that the wealthy banker might flee to France and put himself beyond the reach of U.S. law like the filmmaker Roman Polanski.

"This battle has just begun," defense attorney Benjamin Brafman told scores of reporters outside the courthouse, adding that Strauss-Kahn might appeal the bail denial.

Strauss-Kahn is accused of attacking a maid who had gone in to clean his penthouse suite Saturday afternoon at a luxury hotel near Times Square. He is charged with attempted rape, sex abuse, a criminal sex act, unlawful imprisonment and forcible touching. The most serious charge carries five to 25 years in prison.


More at: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/imf_head_assault

Quote from: chicogon on May 17, 2011, 12:11:59 PM
Ni balingsya!!! 

De meow ni balingsya?

Quote from: bugsay on May 16, 2011, 10:12:58 AM
hehehe....ang mga kanahan ay....nanudlo na...eskwelahan ra man unta ang gihisgutan...

Pasayloa lang, Bay Bugs. Mahilig man gud nis Ma'am Kerstin og extra-curricular activities...

Quote from: bugsay on May 17, 2011, 11:28:46 AM
maayo unta molahos na nya di na mobalik....kay sum-ow na jamo..

Sum-ow? Hala ka, basin maakusahan ka nga nagluib sa yutang natawhan...

Quote from: bugsay on May 17, 2011, 11:28:46 AM
maayo ning estoryaha diri kay mura'g ni hinayhinay nag palayo ang bolinaw, nagbaktas latas sa oac paingon sa bilar.....

maayo unta molahos na nya di na mobalik....kay sum-ow na jamo..

He he, ako uyon kong molahos na lang, pero basin naa na puy moinsistir nga Ang Pinakalaming Bolinaw Ay Taga Sa Valencia...

Quote from: cujo on May 16, 2011, 08:50:13 PM
Unsay Oac Mr. Hubag ? Nice try...I would guess Oac is a barrio in Dimiao,Mr. Hubag.Take a pick of a barrio in Bilar na puede ra ninyong baktason lat-as sa lasang and moabot na mo sa Bilar.Thats where I come from! Hmmm....

Taga Dimyaw bitaw ko... And yes, Bilar is just across an enchanted forest from the hut where I was born...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 06:18:31 AM
Yeah love to eat crippssyy... fried bolinaw and danggit..uhm.

Lami bitaw ang danggit nga crispy. Kanang naay parte nga medyo sunog, unya naa puy humok pa...

Quote from: bugsay on May 17, 2011, 11:25:00 AM
may'g di "jack call of all trade"......matud pa's akong katagilungsod....

Hmm, daghan diay ang style sa jack call? Unya, ang Balingsya style maoy pinakalami?

He he, delikado bitaw ang gatalikod. Daghan nag nadisgrasya aning sitwasyona...