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Binuangon man ning tubaga...

Quote from: islander on May 19, 2011, 01:19:39 PM
wa lagi ko kasabot anang arrow ug why nikatawa ka, bai hubs.  eksplikar bi...

Cheating technique man kuno ni...

Pwede ra ang kwaknit sa exhaust agi...

Kalidades de karambola diay kon maohon...

He he...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 02:43:30 AM
Open ur eyes on "codigos" not only by kissing..hihihi (jokes)

Bwahaha!

Dia ra ang kissing with open eyes  -- 

He he...

Kini, unsa pud kahay birtud ani...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. 

Quote from: chicogon on May 16, 2011, 08:24:47 AM
You mean a Saintly Chef?  

Hmm, how about a cooking saint?



A beautiful sculpture of St. Lorenzo with
his classic symbols: A Grill and Garlic


Saint Lorenzo, was one of seven deacons under Pope St. Sixtus and was condemned to death by the Prefect of Rome.  The story goes that as he was being grilled, he called out to those torturing him and said, ” Turn me over I’m done on this side!”. Then he prayed that the city of Rome might be converted to Jesus and that the Catholic Faith may spread all over the world.  And right before he died, he said, “It’s cooked enough now.”

Based on this story, it is said that Saint Lorenzo is the patron Saint of cooks.  He is also the patron Saint of cooking school located at the Mercato Centrale in Florence which is also called Mercato San Lorenzo, named for the church.  The beautiful Medici chapel is located on the backside of the San Lorenzo church with Michelanglo’s famous statues Dawn and Dusk/ Night and Day, created for the Medici tombs housed in the Chapel. -- http://www.thefoodieskitchen.com/

Quote from: Vistabel on May 18, 2011, 10:58:40 PM

He he, maayong pagka-Photoshop...

Quote from: bugsay on May 19, 2011, 10:31:27 AM
gamay ra bitaw taga Valencia diri, pero sagdi lang kay naa ko'y silingan nga bali'g baynte ka buok membro kon mobanat na...

Hmm, morag naa man kay duha ka katagilungsod nga mohaom ani nga description. Kinsa nila ang buot nimong ipasabot?

Quote from: chriswise on May 15, 2011, 03:01:40 PM
Hesus Nag ingon,,walay maka adto sa amahan kon deli pina agi kanako,,

Relihiyoso man diay ka, Bay Chris...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 19, 2011, 07:36:11 AM
kinsa imong gipasabot sir felix, si mammy d or si mammy pacquiao?

Bwahaha! Maayo gani kay dili "Mummy"...

If one loves, one need not have an ideology of love. --Bruce Lee

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 19, 2011, 09:20:55 AM
Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.

Yes, not the triumph but the struggle...

Hmm, duda ko kon effective ba jud ni. Makahunahuna man ang mogamit nga basin bad breath... 

When I was young, I admired clever people.  Now that I am old, I admire kind people.  --Abraham Joshua Heschel

Kon mabugha ang rear-view mirror, di na kinahanglan mopalit og mahal jamo nga spare parts. Kini na lang...





Bwahaha! 

Malagmit maoy tuyo nga di ilubong aron makapurhesyo...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 06:33:27 PM
Lisod gyod kon malubatlubatan ug mahubaghubagan ta'g balik ani..? ughs

He he, lisod kon mahinayak ta sa atong kakurat, basin magkabilatbilat og karatil ang baki nga nanghimisong!

Quote from: islander on May 18, 2011, 10:20:01 PM
the best that we can hope for? 

He he... Aw, angayan ra baya pud...

Quote from: islander on May 18, 2011, 10:16:05 PM
hahaha!  surprise!

unya, wa na lay labot nga mahilis ang steak ug ma-cut and cut cleanly ang plato apil pa ang lamesa, unsa may porma sa nawong nato ani kun mosipyat tag hungit sa mini-lightsaber imbis sa tenidor?

He he, naa may adjustment ning lightsaber, especially ang mini model used as cutlery...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 19, 2011, 12:37:48 AM
Okey! Okey! surrender nako! aym finished!

Bwahaha! Kini jud si Inday Kerstin, wa man ka lung-i, Bay BQN!

Hmm, ila tingali ning gibuhat aron mahuwasan ang nagpuot nilang galamhan nga nag-awas sa hilabihang pag-antos ug kahigawad sa tibuok tuig o kaha sa tibuok nilang kinabuhi...

Maayo untag moapil na lang sila diris TB unya magyampungad sa thread nga "Ipagawas ang Inyong Gibati"...

Quote from: chriswise on May 19, 2011, 01:43:22 AM
unsa nani adsyonal flavor ,,he,he,unsay na lami ana,,,

Angso-angso, anghit-anghit galing...

Quote from: islander on May 19, 2011, 01:31:44 AM
gladdest nga nakatilaw kag pinakalaming bolinaw ay taga sa valencia nga gihimong ginamos nga sinabado.

Sinabado? Dili Dinominggo? Binuangon...

Pagmata niya nahanaw na nang computer nga pila ra ka dangaw gikan sa iyang nahimutangan...

Quote from: statesville on May 19, 2011, 03:15:09 AM
dunay gwardya?..unya wala nakabantay   

Ingon ani tingali...





Bwahaha! 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on May 18, 2011, 07:19:24 PM
Daghang lungkab dinha sa Tagbilaran. Dili lang kaayo mabalita pero daghan nang balay ang nabiktima. Wala na tay kompyansa karon.

Di na magsilbi ang ordinaryong guard dog ron. Mas epektibo ang guard cat...

Permi ra ba jud tawon layo ang amahan, CAFoy GUkod sa mga kaaway sa kagamhanan...

Are there adults who continue to be thumb suckers? What I know is that it is not uncommon among very young children...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 08:33:17 PM
" Handle every stressful situation like a dog. Piss on it and walk away."

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 07:57:31 PM
More happy love! more happy, happy love!
      Forever warm and still to be enjoyed,
            Forever panting, and forever young;
All breathing human passion far above,...
     

Ahirms..!

Mingaw na ako sa imohang halok lagi...

Moungot jud ang puwa nga simod
Nga gipahit sa gagmayng utitod
Nga nagpista sa tam-is nga torta
Nga maoy gigamit nga pantalya

Akataha?

A-ko
Ka-ron
Ta-kaytakay
Ha-balhabal...

He he, agoizt, estorbot nas kundalini...

Basin nakautot og euphonious sa tantong Kinatsila nga binayabas...

Hmm, half-kinilaw, half-ginamos? Hybrid na pud!

Now pa bitaw ko aning Fvck & Rvn...

Kalagfot nga inubanag laway
Nga sa wa-it mo nagpalagaylay
Basin maarot ang imong tapay
Sa kang Kerstin nga mga talidhay

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on May 18, 2011, 07:09:42 PM
Mao niy lintunganay sa paghubog-hubog nga wa sa lugar. Ug moinum man ugaling, maajo mag-inusara lang.

Seguroon lang nga way sundang, basin hinuon ang kaugalingon maoy tigbason...

Mao bitaw, nag-abot ang mga maru. Ang tujo sa Kano ka jat ug ang tujo sa mga baje ka wat (aw, ka jat pud)...

Quote from: bugsay on May 18, 2011, 07:13:49 PM
baki nga nag fly - fly
sa tb daghang moangay (ayayay)
ni hubag ikaw pagbantay
may dala siya'ng habow nga bung-ngay.

Bung-ngay ko, Doy Kokak, bisan kinig habow
Sa baga mong liog kini makagowgow
Sa imong paglukso kini makapandow
Mao nga bantaybantay, ahong amigow.

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 07:04:53 PM
Palamilami og sakay ala man diay ikaplete..mamokong man diay bleeh..

Niplete baya kuno, pero ang gibayad igo ra tingali og bale duha ka key jude...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on May 18, 2011, 06:53:46 PM
Ug sa buwang pa diay ni, namago ang Amerkano.

Siyay ang tawo nga nipusta unya namago, siya pud ang manok nga niarangkada--duhay nataopan sa iyang tari... 

Abi baya nakog wa na ning CAFGU ron...

By John Keats


Thou still unravished bride of quietness,
      Thou foster child of silence and slow time,
Sylvan historian, who canst thus express
      A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fringed legend haunts about thy shape
      Of deities or mortals, or of both,
            In Tempe or the dales of Arcady?
What men or gods are these? What maidens loath?
      What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?
            What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard
      Are sweeter; therefore, ye soft pipes, play on;
Not to the sensual ear, but, more endeared,
      Pipe to the spirit dities of no tone.
Fair youth, beneath the trees, thou canst not leave
      Thy song, nor ever can those trees be bare;
            Bold Lover, never, never canst thou kiss,
Though winning near the goal---yet, do not grieve;
      She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy bliss
            Forever wilt thou love, and she be fair!

Ah, happy, happy boughs! that cannot shed
      Your leaves, nor ever bid the Spring adieu;
And, happy melodist, unweari-ed,
      Forever piping songs forever new;
More happy love! more happy, happy love!
      Forever warm and still to be enjoyed,
            Forever panting, and forever young;
All breathing human passion far above,
      That leaves a heart high-sorrowful and cloyed,
            A burning forehead, and a parching tongue.

Who are these coming to the sacrifice?
      To what green altar, O mysterious priest,
Lead'st thou that heifer lowing at the skies,
      And all her silken flanks with garlands dressed?
What little town by river or sea shore,
      Or mountain-built with peaceful citadel,
            Is emptied of this folk, this pious morn?
And, little town, thy streets for evermore
      Will silent be; and not a soul to tell
            Why thou art desolate, can e'er return.

O Attic shape! Fair attitude! with brede
      Of marble men and maidens overwrought,
With forest branches and the trodden weed;
      Thou, silent form, dost tease us out of thought
As doth eternity. Cold Pastoral!
      When old age shall this generation waste,
            Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe
Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st,
      "Beauty is truth, truth beauty"---that is all
            Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

1820

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on May 18, 2011, 06:30:12 PM
Maka-afford ug $3,000 a night nga hotel, unya dili ka afford ug one-night stand? I don't understand why he had to rape a woman when in fact he is a millionaire?

Hmm. Maybe he can't get it up if it's consensual sex?

He he, nisamot diay kasustansyado ang pinakalami nga namous...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 05:19:25 PM
Naukit diay ang kugan..?

Gikitkit sa baki...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 05:45:14 PM
Basin pantalya galing aron ingnon latino lover..? whops..

Whops...

Mga ninjawa diay kon maohon...

Basin naughan ang tunlan adto, nag finger tapping ra to sa iyang computer table...

He he, di man gud modagan sa hallway ang unlan...

Wa tuod mahiluna, pero wa magpasabot nga wa motesting sa singkit nga mga yungib...

Samtang niingon og... Estoryaheee!

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 05:28:27 PM
Kabudlay ka ha ana nop..? 

Torta lang ang may sabi...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 05:26:16 PM
Hilan ra ba ang bungot sa mais dadto's Valings mao ang ubang baryo mantinil lang ug dahon sa kapayas daw..na mamords man pod...

Wa man bungot sa mais didto kay corn trees gud, magbitay ra ang corn cobs nga pinanitan nang daan...

Aw, he has two man kuno, di magsinulimbaray na pud...

He he, naa man sa ang-ang ang lami, parehas ba sa half-cooked, as in half-cooked bolinaw...

Hmm, unsang parteha sa bolinaw ang kulot?

Ang banakon ug ang unlan maoy gipasabong?

He he, unya na pa gihapoy taga didto kunohay nga nasulod sa taro...

Tsk, tsk, tsk, kon nakat-on lang unta siya nga makontento sa unlan...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 05:01:58 PM
pila ray pagpost og pagarpar

At least consistent...

Quote from: buwadsanga on May 18, 2011, 04:52:00 PM
to all, sa among na experience sa martial law "nga hangtud karon ang epekto needs a hundred years to correct the bad culture it developed! mao nga maka ingon ko ug binu-ang ning sugyota. usa ka tawo nga wa maghunahuna o wa makasabut sa history sa iyang yutang natawhan ang mao lay maka suggest ani! it's just like resurrecting sadam hussein and again would rule iraq! fack it meyn! 

Mao jud. Mobukal mag balik atong dugo nga dugay ra untang nabugnawan. The mere thought of this suggestion makes me sick...

Hmm, made in Dimyaw unya gipakyaw sa mga Insik sa Balingsya, unya didto na makapalit si Bay Chris? Hmm, posible kaayo...

Aw, kon maka-egirts, then he is finished!

Quote from: islander on May 18, 2011, 12:21:34 AM
bugs, ayaw baya sugdi sa valencia ning ing-ani ha? 

Quote from: bugsay on May 18, 2011, 12:25:25 AM
kon mahitabo man gani na didto's atua.....simbako......ikaw mauy dudahan..

Taga Balingsya, Ispangya ra ba tong santosa. Hmm... di ra ba daghan ang taga Balingsya, Bohol diris TB...

Shan gud diay, wa man lagi namous...

Di man to iya made in Balingsya, baratohon ra kay made in Dimyaw...

Nanggawas na ra ba ang daghan pang baho sa kanhiay. Tsk, tsk, tsk, maayong pagka(po)litik ang iyang lisik ani ron...

Baki ug kwaknit, mao ra nang silang pawoga...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 04:33:32 PM

Kalami sa tanan, labi na sa baby tortas!

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 04:33:32 PM
Atot ani woi makaluto man sad ta'g dli oras huuh

Magkadiwangdiwang pod ngita'g alutoon preha ani-tsk³

Hmm, birthday nimo, Kerst?

Ako bahaw, imo namous...

Kadto diayng R2D2 vacuum cleaner, naay pakapin nga R2D2 trash can...

Kini, Ms. Isle, OK ni nimo?

Coloratura soprano?

Meanwhile in Europe, Strauss-Kahn's past conduct with other women was getting new scrutiny.

The IMF investigated him following a 2008 affair with an employee, the Hungarian-born economist Piroska Nagy. The institution eventually cleared him of wrongdoing, but a person close to Nagy said Tuesday that she had sent the organization a letter at the time warning about his behavior toward women.

The letter voiced "doubts about Dominique Strauss-Kahn's suitability for running an international institution," according to the person, who declined to be identified, citing the sensitivity of the matter.

The New York Times published an excerpt of the letter, along with an account that said Strauss-Kahn had aggressively pursued Nagy, sent her sexually explicit messages and once had her summoned from the bathroom to speak to him.

The scandal comes at a delicate time for the IMF, which is trying to shore up teetering economies in Europe.

The IMF is an immensely powerful agency that loans money to countries to stabilize the world economy. In exchange it often imposes strict austerity measures.

Strauss-Kahn seemed to anticipate that his problems with women could be a political liability ahead of France's presidential elections.

The French daily newspaper Liberation reported this week that at a meeting with Strauss-Kahn in April, he speculated that his presidential campaign might be subjected to low blows over "money, women and my Jewishness."

"Yes, I love women. ... So what?" the newspaper quoted him as saying.

Strauss-Kahn also theorized that his enemies might try to pay someone to accuse him of rape, according to the newspaper.

The Associated Press does not name victims of alleged sex crimes unless they agree to it. But in the days since the alleged attack in Manhattan, details are beginning to emerge about Strauss-Kahn's accuser.

The woman came to the United States under "very difficult circumstances" in 2004 from Guinea, one of the world's most destitute countries, said Shapiro, her lawyer.

Guinea's average annual income of $1,000 per person is lower than Haiti's and Rwanda's and about the same as Afghanistan's, according to the CIA World Factbook.

The woman's daughter, then 8, came with her. The girl's father is dead, and they have no other relatives in the United States, Shapiro said.

"They are very much alone in this world," he said.

The United States gave the pair political asylum, he said, though he was unsure of the reason.

The woman found work as a chambermaid in hotels, he said, eventually landing a job in 2008 at the French-owned Sofitel Hotel on 44th Street in Manhattan. The hotel said she was a satisfactory employee.

"I would characterize her as a woman of great integrity, dignity, no pretense, of simple and basic values, and with no agenda other than to live and support her daughter and see her daughter do well in this country," Shapiro said.

The woman and her daughter moved into an apartment building in the Bronx about 10 months ago, said Zulema Zuñiga, who lives on the same floor. The neighbors would occasionally meet in the elevator and say hello.

"She was very nice," Zuñiga said.

But this humble immigrant life was shattered, police say, on Saturday afternoon, when the woman entered Strauss-Kahn's suite at the Sofitel to clean the room.

Strauss-Kahn came out of the bathroom naked, chased her down a hallway and pulled her into a bedroom, the woman told police. Then he dragged her into a bathroom, forced her to perform oral sex on him and tried to remove her underwear, she said.

She broke free, fled the room and told hotel security, but Strauss-Kahn was gone by the time detectives arrived, authorities said. They arrested him soon afterward on an airliner that was just about to depart for Europe.

Brafman said he is confident his client will be exonerated once all the physical evidence is collected.

Shapiro, a personal injury attorney, said he was put in touch with the woman through a mutual acquaintance. He said he was advising her for free and would play no role in the criminal case, which is being handled by government prosecutors. He said they had not discussed the possibility of a civil lawsuit against Strauss-Kahn.

Media attention has made it impossible for his client to return to her house or to work, Shapiro said. This week television crews and photographers hung around the employee entrance of the Sofitel and loitered outside her apartment, hoping for a glimpse of her.

"The reporters are everywhere. They've been ringing my bell all day long," said Isidore Adams, a neighbor.

Shapiro said his client is now in a "safe place," but would not elaborate.

"Her life has now been turned upside down," Shapiro said. "She can't go home, she can't go back to work. She has no idea what her future will be, what she will be able to do to support herself and her daughter. This has been nothing short of a cataclysmic event in her life."


More at: http://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/French-politician-on-suicide-watch-in-New-York-1384315.php

French politician on suicide watch in New York
CHRIS HAWLEY, Associated Press
Published 12:10 a.m., Wednesday, May 18, 2011


NEW YORK (AP) â€" The maid came from one of the world's poorest countries and worked long hours trying to support the teen daughter she raised alone. The penthouse suite at the Sofitel Hotel was just another room; she had no idea the man she says tried to rape her was a famous French politician.

The man, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, remained jailed under a suicide watch Wednesday as a lawyer for the woman sought to rebut whispered allegations that her charges were a conspiracy and a setup.

Calls intensified for the 62-year-old Strauss-Kahn to step down as head of the powerful International Monetary Fund, with U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner saying Strauss-Kahn "is obviously not in a position to run" the agency.

Strauss-Kahn was one of France's most high-profile politicians and a potential candidate for president in next year's elections. His arrest on charges including attempted rape shocked France and cast intense attention on his accuser, a 32-year-old chambermaid from the West African nation of Guinea.

On Tuesday her lawyer, Jeffrey Shapiro, said he had no doubts his client was telling the truth about her encounter with Strauss-Kahn on Saturday.

"She came from a country in which poor people had little or no justice, and she's now in a country where the poor have the same rights as do the rich and the powerful," Shapiro said. "What (Strauss-Kahn) might be able to get away with in some countries, he can't here in this country."

Strauss-Kahn's lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, said defense lawyers believe the forensic evidence "will not be consistent with a forcible encounter."

But Shapiro dismissed suggestions that the woman had made up the charges or tried to cover up a consensual encounter.

"There is no way in which there is any aspect of this event which could be construed consensual in any manner," Shapiro said in an interview in his Manhattan office. "This is nothing other than a physical, sexual assault by this man on this young woman."

Strauss-Kahn is also charged with sex abuse, a criminal sex act, unlawful imprisonment and forcible touching. The most serious charge carries five to 25 years in prison.

Because of his high profile, he was being held Tuesday at Rikers Island in a section of the jail that normally houses prisoners with highly contagious diseases like measles or tuberculosis. Corrections spokesman Stephen Morello said Strauss-Kahn has been placed in a wing with about 14 cells, all of them empty except for his.

Norman Seabrook, president of the correction officers union, said Strauss-Kahn did or said something during a mental health evaluation that concerned doctors, and he is being monitored day and night.

A law enforcement official, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of prisoner medical information, said Strauss-Kahn had not tried to harm himself.

Strauss-Kahn's cell has a toilet and a sink. He takes his meals there, with breakfast at 5 a.m., lunch at 11 a.m. and dinner at 4 or 5 p.m.

Morello said Strauss-Kahn can occasionally leave his cell and wander the wing, and can go outside for an hour each day. Because he is awaiting trial, Strauss-Kahn isn't required to wear a prison uniform. He may bring his own clothing and wear what he chooses, except for his shoes. All prisoners are required to wear prison-issue slip-on sneakers.

Also, he must change out of his street clothes and put on a gray jumpsuit when he wishes to see visitors. The suits are designed without pockets or other hiding places where a person could stash contraband.


More at: http://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/French-politician-on-suicide-watch-in-New-York-1384315.php

He he... 

Quote from: islander on May 17, 2011, 06:30:41 PM
paskang makakika ni sa hulagway; anad ug exhibition.  way kalainan ni ondoy hubs ug ondoy bugs.

Ang kalainan kay masulob-on man ning makakiha...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 03:24:08 AM
Binisay-ah daw beh..? Unsa man na gikowangan..? 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 18, 2011, 03:35:13 AM
humana kog pani udto-pero nag kaon pako ug sweet

Hmm, as in busog na, pero wa pa mahuman og kaon. Or, busog na, pero lami lang gihapong ikaon...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 02:15:05 AM
Ug ang tortang bolinao sad kinalamian pod didto sa Valings..ky wa man gud tali makatilaw ug lain mao na pinaka jud..agoi..:-)

Basin tuod. Basin pud bulala lang jud...

Quote from: islander on May 18, 2011, 01:35:09 PM
mabasahan unta ni bolbuhol ning tanan aron siya ang mosunod nga mag-magic ug apir ug alayn.

Aw, manghuwat lang ta nga mopaila ang iyang reincarnation...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 18, 2011, 03:34:08 AM
namulong ug gipamulong sa suhits? ^_^

Nga gipamulong ngadto sa otrong suhits?

Quote from: Kerstin on May 16, 2011, 07:52:33 PM
ajaw lagi isod ug igawas imo itlogic..makabalik jud sa curse 10 ba..:-)

Hmm, ang mga itlogic sa nangomentaryo diri, unsay imong tan-aw, okay ra or dili?

Karon pa ka aning Juan Pusong Enrile?

Quote from: chicogon on May 18, 2011, 02:01:10 AM
Panihapon gabii, pamahaw ganina ug paniudto karon: salin2x nga sinigang akong niuluto gabii, tambok-baboy unja tunlob pajod ug patis nga daghan sili. Paresan ug bahaw. Kung magkasakit way mahayay... ipalayo lang pod unta kay daghan na raba sakit 

Mao nay gitawag og lig-on nga baroganan...

Quote from: chriswise on May 18, 2011, 01:39:49 PM
unsay meaning anang c.f.?

corn & fish (nga sa ato pa, corn trees & bolinaw)...

Quote from: islander on May 18, 2011, 01:46:06 PM
lanot?  kanang morag hukaw? 

Ngyaks! Angay man kuno na ipares sa ginamos sa inyo sa Balingsya...