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Hmm, mora mag naniwang ang teddy bear...

Quote from: islander on May 22, 2011, 08:42:27 PM
ahh, but life has many possibilities.  sometimes, one can marry a prince who will turn into a frog.

He was a frog to begin with, believe me. It just so happened that, among life's many possibilities, you mistook him for a prince...  

BALITAW SA PAGHANGYO NGA MANGASAWA

Kon ikaw, 'Dong, mangasawa,
Si Tatay ug si Nanay maoy sultihi;
Kay kinsa ba'y mosaka sa kahoy
Nga sa puno-an dili mo-agi?

Matuod ikaw mao ang bulak
Sa usa ka maambong nga kahoy;
Dili ko maagi ang puno-an
Kon dili hagdanan sa imong kalo-oy.


http://filipinosongsatbp.blogspot.com/

Bulak Ug Kaibug / Ay Ay Siniloy - Cebuano Balitaw Songs (Very Rare Copy)

    The balitaw is an extemporaneous exchange of love verses between a man and a woman. Danced and mimed, it is accompanied by a song, or the dancers themselves sing, improvising the steps and verses. It may last for hours, ending with the woman accepting or rejecting the man's suit. The balitaw is found mainly in the Tagalog and Visayan regions. The dancers may be costumed in balintawak or patadyong or in contemporary everyday clothes. Its accompaniments could be provided by the subing(bamboo flute), castanets, coconut guitar, harp, the five-stringed guitar, or a combination of the three. The Visayan balitaw is usually in the minor key, while the Tagalog is in the major. Both are related to the kumintang and kundiman in their styles of accenting.

    As sung in quatrain or ballad stanza in the Visayas, it is 'expansive and erotic in character' with accompaniment similar to the bolero, a Spanish dance also in triple time, accompanied by the dancer's singing and castanet playing (Molina in Filipino Heritage VIII, 2029). In words which may be humorous and full of energy, the typical Visayan balitaw speaks of all domestic phases of life, from love and courtship, marriage and separation, gambling and employment, child rearing, envious neighbors, to the dignity of labor. The Cebuano couple Pedro Alfarara and Nicolasa Caniban were titled the 'king and queen' of the balitaw at the turn of the century.

http://jayars.tripod.com/balitaw.html

Quote from: islander on May 22, 2011, 01:09:49 PM
hehe, palibat-libat lang na, pero lupig pa anay matag tulingan.  kanang tulingan bitaw sa causeway sa tagbilaran unya nilangoy padung sa valencia ug didto nahimong bolinaw?

...ug didto maghuwat nga masikop aron matuman ang tumong sa ilang kinabuhi nga mahimo silang pinakalami nga ginamos...

  A MAN and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?”    

  So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: “See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides.”    

  So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn’t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: “Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along.”   

  Well, the Man didn’t know what to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them. The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor Donkey of yoursâ€"you and your hulking son?”   

  The Man and Boy got off and tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut down a pole, tied the Donkey’s feet to it, and raised the pole and the Donkey to their shoulders. They went along amid the laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey, getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet being tied together he was drowned.   

  “That will teach you,” said an old man who had followed them:

  “PLEASE ALL, AND YOU WILL PLEASE NONE.”

One day a farmer's donkey fell into a well. The farmer frantically thought what to do as the stricken animal cried out to be rescued. With no obvious solution, the farmer regretfully concluded that as the donkey was old, and as the well needed to be filled in anyway, he should give up the idea of rescuing the beast, and simply fill in the well. Hopefully the poor animal would not suffer too much, he tried to persuade himself.

The farmer asked his neighbours help, and before long they all began to shovel earth quickly into the well. When the donkey realised what was happening he wailed and struggled, but then, to everyone's relief, the noise stopped.

After a while the farmer looked down into the well and was astonished by what he saw. The donkey was still alive, and progressing towards the top of the well. The donkey had discovered that by shaking off the dirt instead of letting it cover him, he could keep stepping on top of the earth as the level rose. Soon the donkey was able to step up over the edge of the well, and he happily trotted off.

Life tends to shovel dirt on top of each of us from time to time. The trick is to shake it off and take a step up. http://www.businessballs.com/

Quote from: chicogon on May 22, 2011, 03:29:34 AM
Honesty is such a lonely word... every one is so untrue" (Billy Joel)

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on May 17, 2011, 07:14:47 AM
Sporting a brand new blue gown, the Pacmom said she didn't feel 62 but 26 years old.

Cool...

Maminyo ba kaha si Noynoy during his term of office? It's a 64 peso question...

Quote from: Kerstin on May 14, 2011, 10:21:02 PM
#1. You pick the wrong person because you expect him/her to change after you're married.

The classic mistake. Never marry potential. The golden rule is, if you can't be happy with the person the way he or she is now, don't get married.

Indeed. Don't expect the kiss of your love to transform your frog of a loved one into a handsome prince. If he's a frog, he will remain a frog.

1.    straw dog    

In business, something (an idea, or plan, usually) set up to be knocked down. It's the dangerous philosophy of presenting one mediocre idea, so that the listener will make the choice of the better idea which follows.

2.    straw dog    

Something that is made only to be destroyed.

3.    straw dog    
   
A straw dog is a scapegoat group, place, person or idea in which we dump our evilness, so we can blame it and then by attacking, dissing or destroying it, we externalize it outside of us so we feel free of sin.

--Urban Dictionary

Straw dogs were used as ceremonial objects in ancient China. Chapter 5 of the Tao Te Ching begins with the lines "Heaven and Earth are heartless / treating creatures like straw dogs". Su Ch'e comments: "Heaven and Earth are not partial. They do not kill living things out of cruelty or give them birth out of kindness. We do the same when we make straw dogs to use in sacrifices. We dress them up and put them on the altar, but not because we love them. And when the ceremony is over, we throw them into the street, but not because we hate them." --Wiki

Straw Dogs is a 1971 psychological thriller directed by Sam Peckinpah and starring Dustin Hoffman and Susan George. The screenplay by Peckinpah and David Zelag Goodman is based on the novel, The Siege of Trencher's Farm by Gordon Williams. The film's title derives from a discussion in the Tao Te Ching which likens the ancient Chinese ceremonial straw dog to forms without substance.

The film is noted for its violent concluding sequences and a complicated rape scene that critics point to as an example of Peckinpah's (and Hollywood's) debasement of women. Released theatrically the same year as A Clockwork Orange, The French Connection, Dirty Harry, and Last House On The Left, the film sparked heated controversy over the perceived increase of violence in cinema. Remaining controversial, it is nevertheless considered one of Peckinpah's greatest films.[5] The film premiered in US cinemas on December 29, 1971.

A remake of this film is scheduled for a September 16, 2011 release. --Wiki

Straw Dogs - Trailer

http://liveeternity.blogspot.com/

People worldwide are having sex for the first time at an average age of 17.3

Just over a third (35%) say they were 16 or under when they lost their virginity

Young people continue to have sex at an earlier age than previous generations: while the 25-34s lost their virginity at 17.9, the 21-24 year olds were 17.5 and 16-20 year olds were just 16.3

Women are sexually active earlier than men - at 17.2 compared with 17.5

People from Iceland are having sex younger than any other country (15.6) followed by the Germans (15.9), Swedes (16.1) and the Danes (16.1)

People in India are the oldest to lose their virginity (19.8 ) followed by the Vietnamese (19.6), Indonesians (19.1) and the Malaysians (19)

Lazy Sunday, pero dokdok gihapon...

Hmm, nag-R&R man ni nga suicide bomber kontra sa mga Insik...

"With all the work you do," Cardinal Spellman was asked one day, "do you ever get so tired that you forget to say your prayers at night?"

"No," Spellman replied with a smile. "When I'm so tired I can't keep my eyes open, I simply say: 'Dear God, you know I've been working in your vineyard all day. If you don't mind, could we skip the details till morning?'"


Spellman, Francis Joseph ["The American Pope"] (1889-1967) American Roman Catholic cardinal
http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=11439

He he, usa man jud ka tadyaw...

http://sarilingatinkomiks.blogspot.com/2006/03/munting-kasayahan.html

Balingsya bolinaw paresag tuba, solb... 

                  - Botoy gahangadhangad...

Morag gikamingawan galing...

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing.

Lampornas jud ang mga Insik ani...

Tsk, tsk, tsk, basin diay malikidar aning inyong hit-man, er, hit-cat...

Bwahaha, 25 anyos wa matuli kay nawagtang? Wa kaha molarga paingon sa Amerika?

Quote from: chicogon on May 22, 2011, 11:54:05 AM


Col. Hubs, Navy Seals trainor

He he, gigukod namo dinhi si Bay Bolbuhol, dayon na untang tulion nakaipsot pa jud...

Quote from: chicogon on May 22, 2011, 11:55:10 AM


Agent Flying Sig007

Hmm, di ba gud ni siya mamaligyaay og kutsilyo?

Ingon siya: Abi ninyog wa moy kapilian! Ta-dah! 

Quote from: islander on May 22, 2011, 11:00:21 AM
fight him, at your own risk.  mabudlat gyod mo mga airspace invaders imbis pikot unta mo.

Gikahadlokan ni sila nga fighters kay di basta-basta ang ilang training...

He he, di kaha siya ang godfather of them all? Tan-awa lang, wanted gud...

For officers...

Standard issue...

Usa rang kagis hurot ang bungot ni OBL aning sidearm sa Pinoy Navy SEAL...

Quote from: bugsay on May 22, 2011, 10:34:14 AM
mao ni atong mga Navy SEAL.......Sea Air Lubi....

Bwahaha! Dia mas klarong shot sa Pinoy Navy SEAL in action...

Unsay paagi ninyo? Ipabilin ba ninyo ang sapatos sa inyong bisita sa gawas sa inyong sala?

The group of crabs known as fiddler crabs actually encompasses over 90 species and subspecies of the genus Uca that come from a variety of locations. Males and females are quite easily distinguished by their claws - the females have small claws, but the males have one very large claw. The largest fiddler crabs only reach a mature size of about 2 inches across their body.

Fiddler crabs can be found on ocean beaches in the inter-tidal zone, retreating to muddy burrows as the tide goes out (so are exposed to water that ranges from brackish to salt water), while other species are found in brackish water swamps. Fiddler crabs are scavengers, feeding on organic matter that they find on the surface of rocks and in the mud. -- http://exoticpets.about.com/cs/rarespecies/a/fiddlercrabs.htm





Asa man sa mosunod nga mga byotipol agokoy ang ganahan nimo?  

Kini ang suicide bombers...

At cruising speed...

Dia pa jud...

Dia pay lain...

He he, pang elite corps man ni, Bay Bugs.

Dia ra ang regular pilot...

Quote from: chriswise on May 22, 2011, 01:46:52 AM
mura gidangat DAVID and Goliath diay ni,,,

Teban ug Golyat na lang...

Quote from: chicogon on May 22, 2011, 03:47:13 AM
You mean this is better?

Cool! Para impressive ang fleet atong ipakita ang mother ship...

Well, speaking of cat musicians, kinsa kaha ni...

Quote from: chicogon on May 22, 2011, 08:27:18 AM


Capiche!!! 

Oi, si Johnny Cat Lennon man ni! 

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Several times a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl and said, "My dear, I have good news. It isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."

Quote from: chicogon on May 22, 2011, 02:18:33 AM
TB Member-turned-animal 

Lulot ra ba jamog mata...

Quote from: chicogon on May 22, 2011, 12:56:58 AM
Deri sa amo daghan pa gehapon mga iro mawa, ila duda mga Vietnameese tigpa mitik

Diha sa Louisiane, Fr. Chic? Hmm, segurado jud hinuon nga limpyo mga iroa...

Quote from: islander on May 22, 2011, 12:32:48 AM
all-encompassing sa pagkamaloloy-on ug kahinabangon ni si san roque diay.  tiaw bay patron of bachelors, diseased cattle, and dogs, all lumped in the same category?    kinsay bachelors ninyo dinha... ayaw pairo-iro ha?

Hmm, apil ang diseased bachelors ani?

Bwahaha! Hmm, naa ba kahay TB members nga interesado ani...

Diha bitaw kog officemate sauna nga perting tigom aron maka-afford siyag nose lift. Naminyo tuod og gwapo, kulatado pud, perming matandog ang peke nga ilong hangtod nibalik ni sa original nga porma...

Quote from: statesville on May 22, 2011, 05:54:53 AM

Bashful..

Hmm, nangihi tingali ni siya...

Gary Larson's classic gentle reminder...

Unsa kahay tawag aning ilang sayaw...

Quote from: statesville on May 22, 2011, 05:37:49 AM
mao gyud, namasin  naay madani niya para tig-ilis ug diaper, nah..

Unsaon na lang kon ang nadani otro pud nga ilisanan og diaper...

Quote from: islander on May 22, 2011, 01:05:23 AM
the little siopao:

Kini kay charming...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on May 22, 2011, 12:21:22 AM
Ug ang nawong ra niya ipakita makaingon jud nga perting sexyha ug lawas

Naa diay ning ingon ani nga normal ra ang gidak-on sa nawong unya tambok diay ang rest of the body...

Quote from: islander on May 22, 2011, 12:09:59 AM
i like the christmas colors of her attire.  mora hinoon siyag sako nga punog bugas humay, pero sige lang, piyahok man siyag nawong unya maayog grooming.  attagirl!

Unsay sayon usbon, ang nawong o ang lawas?

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on May 21, 2011, 12:41:15 PM
Murag mao pud ni akong nahibal an bitaw. Pero ang mutoo jud ko kay kanang himungaan nga motoktokgaok bay tawag ana ug gabiing dako nagpasabot na naay buntis nga silingan daga. Ug tinuod jud ni.

Patay kon usa ray silingan daga, sakspan dayon...

Quote from: statesville on May 22, 2011, 05:26:01 AM
May pasyente ko mga 90 years old  nga amerkana naglingkod sa recliner sa iyang room
iyang tiil  nagtuy-od sa foot rest when a housekeeper came to clean the room
niingon ang pasyente, "Please do not  sweep under my feet, it's bad luck"
I asked  what  will happen, mitubag  ang pasyente, " I will never get married again"...

Bwahaha! Di lang diay kay superstitious, hopeful pa jud!

Quote from: islander on May 22, 2011, 01:47:10 AM
ayayay, tuod.  ug sa biyernes pod novena sa sto. nino sa cebu ug black nazarene sa quiapo.  huybes kang st. jude, lunes kang st. joseph, martes kang st. anthony, etc.  daghan pa ra ba gyod ning mga santosa kada adlaw.  all days taken.  balik na lang kog sinabado nga ginamos.  take it or leave it, hubag.

Take it ko oi, taga Balingsya man kaha bolinawa...

Quote from: islander on May 22, 2011, 12:23:05 AM
bogolbogolon ra ka.  nganong mopili man gyod kag adlaw nga tingsimba?  minyerkoles o biniyernes na lang kaha aron masapinday imong dila pag-pronawns?

Tuod no. Adlaw ra ba pud ni nga tingsabong para sa uban...

Gipugngan ang karambola sa tiyan, delikadong mohungaw...