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Tsk, tsk, tsk... Nadugay nakong tan-aw ani, mora na man hinuon nig cruelty to animals... 

Quote from: bugsay on June 03, 2011, 12:57:52 PM
gi-huypan ug gihapuhap ang kahapdos sa panagbingkil....gitalikdan ang matag-usa ug daw napapas ang ilang panumduman  samtang gitagamtam ang kadaugan gikan sa mabulokong panagsangka.

Ang panagsangka diin ang duruha ka manggugubat susamang magmadaogon maoy usa ka lalim nga kasaulogan sa grasya sa kinabuhi...

Quote from: islander on June 03, 2011, 12:45:59 PM
kanang inyong giasoy, bugsay ug hubag, usa lamang kana ka pugosong inukit sa inyong mga damgo.  ang tawong moinom makatulog, inay pagmata dili diay asawa ang kauban kundi ang iyang kumpari, hahaha!   

Naghambin og dakong pagmahay ug kaligutgot kining maong obserbasyon...

Hapdos pud ang napaso sa aligato sa kaulit ug kahinam...

Hmm, kon duha jud ka kamot ang gamiton
Sa ato pa mako jamo ang banakon.
Kon mo-lay-up, di ni mahimong santaon--
Seguradong mawiwi ang ring intawon.

He he, bright unya moot pood...

Bwahaha! Kamot nga naghagkom sa paglaom
Nag-untol-untol sa kahinam ug kahilom--
Tungod kay wa may higayon nga makatidlom
Adto lang sa maunongong unlan modumdom.

He he, buto-buto jud, morag Gunfight at the OK Corral...

He he, wa ba kaha tuod ni magsuon-suon lang sa gibuhat sa tag-iya...

Hmm, ang NBA di jud hinuon sum-ol,
Ug ang pangisip di tawon magugol
Sa susamang duwa nga arang kasimpol--
Bola i-shoot una sa di pa i-dribol.

Bwahaha!

Quote from: magbalantay on June 03, 2011, 09:05:46 AM
         KOREK!!!! parihas nato bai? Inum lang gud gamay pampa-init pampagana Ug pwede inom si misis mas oks kaau, di ba? Mau nai klarong paris sa kalipay kay naa mai kaatbang

Aw, kon si Mr. ug si Mrs. nakainom og tagsa ka shot, magpungasi jud ang agi!

Quote from: magbalantay on June 03, 2011, 09:16:44 AM
   Gwartz, mai ponto ka ana, pro kini kay gusto ang bana mag usab jud sa iyang kaugalingon tungod kay naa na siya'y inspiration! Para pud matarong na ang iyang mga buktot nga kalihukan ug panghuna-huna.

Di jud maghimpos ang kaminyoon labi na kon ang buktot nga kalihokan ug panghunahuna ubanan sa kimpang nga mga pamaagi ug gidanlak nga mga pangindahay…

Welcome, Suvra. This is a fun website, I can assure you. And your arsenal may very well benefit, too. Cheers!

Nahadlok lang jud intawon siyang mabitay
Kon sa puting paa siya motanday-tanday
Mao nga aron way modangat nga pagmahay
Sa pinanggang unlan na lang mopabuhagay

Quote from: chriswise on June 03, 2011, 03:53:43 AM
nya,ha,ha,ha,namuso mana bai,,murag naa akong zebra didto naligo sa ubos,,he,he,he,

He he, di ba kaha ni si Bay Bugsay nga nagtakoban...

Quote from: statesville on June 03, 2011, 01:14:05 AM
nakaamgo ba kaha nga karon magpungko na siya kon kaihion.
  gawas kon nagpalda na daan sa wala pa niya putla..

Hmm, pwede ba kaha gamitan og straw...

Quote from: islander on June 03, 2011, 01:37:33 AM
lain sad nga amiga, gihangbayan lang duol sa landbank sa sto. rosario church, kuwentas ang tuyo sa laki.  bisan unsaon niyag hilak ug pangayog panabang, mosingka lang ang laki sa uban nga wa silay labot kay away ra kuno tong ila ug magtiayon. 

Hmm, kuyaw pud ni nga pamaagi, da...

Quote from: statesville on June 03, 2011, 01:28:15 AM
gihungit?..hinaut wa niya gisawsaw sa kanal usa giuli..

Gisipitan lang sa gipaningot ug anghit nga ilok...

He he, gipa-diet tingali aron seksi...

Kining zebrang elepante maoy padaroha bay...

Quote from: chriswise on June 03, 2011, 03:44:52 AM
bai hubs,,ipakita ang nawong be,,he,he,he,tingalig taga TB na ha,,naa paman siguro operisyon tuli ron,,,palinyaha na didto,,,

He he, mao tingali ni kadtong gibalita ni Bay Bugsay nga el niño misutoy...

Cruelty to cat disguised as a joke... 

Quote from: chriswise on June 03, 2011, 03:47:38 AM
ingon ani og nawong hasta color among ering bai,,,6 kabook,,

Wa ba mosanay bay...

Quote from: chriswise on June 03, 2011, 04:47:33 AM
agoy kinsa kaha nang gitudloan,,he,he,og ingon ana maestra,,murag daghan mag pa bagsak ganahan balik2x,,,he,he,he,,

Mao jud, ganahan balik2x. Hmm, gawas kaha kon sa sunod grado, nag-topless na ang maestra...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on June 03, 2011, 02:07:36 AM
Unya, DILI na mobalik sa classroom after sa CR

Hmm, asa kaha diay paingon?

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on June 03, 2011, 06:12:23 AM
maninda kog ginamos sa amo..."GINAMOS MALCOS"

He he, segurado ko nga mawos jamo nang ginamosa...

Quote from: chriswise on June 03, 2011, 03:39:27 AM
nadaot  estorya,,si marcos nahimong bolinaw,,he,he,he,

Basin tungod kay nahisum-ok sa kadagatan sa Balingsya...

Welcome pud, Bay Cses... Antog na!

Dia ra bay...

Hmm, lechon de leche...

Protesting farmers dump 700 pounds of fruit and vegetables outside the German consulate in Valencia, Spain today. Spain says it is not ruling out taking legal action against German authorities for blaming Spanish vegetables for the E.coli outbreak that has killed 18 people. -- The Associated Press

Oregon scientists stunned by German E. coli outbreak
Published: Thursday, June 02, 2011, 1:21 PM  Updated: Thursday, June 02, 2011, 2:07 PM
By Lynne Terry, The Oregonian

Food safety experts in Oregon are riveted by the E. coli outbreak that's swept Germany in one of the largest outbreaks of its kind.

So far, at least 1,600 people have been sickened and 18 people have died.

"It's a stunningly high death rate," said William Keene, senior epidemiologist with Oregon Public Health. "It's a huge and terrible outbreak."

The outbreak was traced to a mutant strain of E. coli, according to the World Health Organization.

"This is a unique strain that has never been isolated from patients before," WHO food safety expert Hilde Kruse told The Associated Press. She said the new strain has "various characteristics that make it more virulent and toxin-producing" than the many E. coli strains people naturally carry in their intestines.

Keene said scientists are surprised by the skyrocketing number of severe cases in the form of kidney failure, up to about 500 so far. The outbreak has spread to 10 European countries but nearly everyone sickened has traveled to Germany or lives there. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is looking into two possible cases in the United States involving people who recently were in Hamburg.


More at: http://www.oregonlive.com/health/index.ssf/2011/06/oregon_scientists_stunned_by_g.html

Basin loose thread pud ang gihaklapan sa t-back...

Quote from: tohnichi007 on June 02, 2011, 05:29:09 PM
Hahahah what a bad idea...LOL

Hmm, maybe it depends on which side you're on...

Anytime, Bay Gwargz. He he, as they say, it's always better the second time around...

A good engineer doesn't give a sh*t about about life in general any more than he does about grammar in particular...

Hmm, her excuse is apparently quite substantial...

Oops, di ko kapasalig...depende tingali sa tema. Magpatabang kos kaberks diris TB, sama ni Bay Bugsay...

Nia pay lami nga sumsoman!

By Tan Ee Lyn â€" 19 mins ago


HONG KONG (Reuters) â€" The E. coli epidemic in Europe is caused by a new, highly infectious and toxic strain of bacteria that carries genes giving it resistance to a few classes of antibiotics, Chinese scientists who analyzed the organism said.

The scientists at the Beijing Genomics Institute, who are collaborating with Germany's University Medical Center Hamburg-Eppendorf, completed sequencing the genome of the bacterium in three days after receiving its DNA samples.

"This E. coli is a new strain of bacteria that is highly infectious and toxic," said the scientists at the Beijing Genomics Institute in Shenzhen city in southern China.

They said in a press release on Thursday the bacterium was closely related to another E. coli strain, called EAEC 55989, which was previously isolated in central Africa and known to cause serious diarrhea.

Authorities are still hunting for the source of the new bacteria, which is believed to have contaminated raw vegetables. The E.coli outbreak has so far killed at least 17 people and made more than 1,500 others ill in eight European countries.

University Medical Center Hamburg-Eppendorf, one of the largest hospitals in Hamburg, treated many of the infected patients from north Germany and found they did not respond to some of the antibiotics used, the Chinese scientists said.

"The analysis further showed that this deadly bacterium carries several antibiotic resistant genes, including resistance to aminoglycoside, macrolides and Beta-lactam antibiotics: all of which makes antibiotic treatment extremely difficult," the scientists said.

This new strain of also bore the hallmarks of other E. coli strains that are known to cause symptoms such as bloody diarrhea, or hemorrhagic colitis, and hemolytic-uremic syndrome, which affects the kidneys.

E.coli can be passed from person to person but experts say there was no evidence this was happening in any significant numbers in this outbreak.

Health experts are recommending strict hygiene measures such as hand washing and thorough cleaning and cooking of food. -- http://news.yahoo.com/

Quote from: bugsay on June 02, 2011, 03:16:08 PM

Suggested Title: How To Torture A Cat On A Diet

Ang disadvantages:

1.) Perming mo-excuse ang students kay moadto sa CR
2.) Perfect attendance tuod pero nangluspad lang agi

Tsk, tsk, tsk, morag wa tuoy kalainan, labi na kon naay namilit nga anuos...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on June 02, 2011, 01:36:21 PM
mao lagi...lain ra ni mangisog...dili manungay kundili mamugwak ug liquid...

Aw, mangisog jud og samot kon imong hapyoron...

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 02, 2011, 01:25:22 PM
Pisot man ni. Aw hinoon, kanus-a ba pud ta kakita ug elepante nga tinuli ang simod.

Bwahaha! Sakto pud. Ang problema kon mogahi unya mogawas ang ulo, di na realistic tan-awon ang trunk...

Hmm, wa ba kaha diay lubngi og magnet ang torso sa bata...

Quote from: bugsay on June 02, 2011, 01:35:12 PM
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mas taas pa gyud ni'ng estoryaha kon gisulti pa'g nganong nituwad ang BM....ug ko'n unsa po'y nakita sa kanahan nga nituyhakay man si junior hinungdan nga trigger ang remote control....heheh

He he, magkinahanglan na pud nig laing thread...

The top 10 highest-paid athletes in the 12 months ending May 1, 2011:


1. Tiger Woods, $75 Million
2. Kobe Bryant, $53 Million
3. LeBron James, $48 Million
4. Roger Federer, $47 Million
5. Phil Mickelson, $46.5 Million
6. David Beckham, $40 Million
7. Cristiano Ronaldo, $38 Million
8. Alex Rodriguez, $35 Million
9. Michael Schumacher, $34 Million
10. Lionel Messi, $32.3 Million


More at: http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ys-forbes-tiger_worlds_highest_paid_athletes_060111

Hmm, pwede seguro ni gamiton para population control...

Quote from: islander on June 02, 2011, 01:12:02 PM
silent t ending?  top gun kuno ni nga section.  sa kahanggaw.  abir, kinsay imong mga classmates bi.  naa bay pari?

Bwahaha! Pangitaon una nako sa Facebook kon hain na to sila...

Quote from: bugsay on June 02, 2011, 01:12:38 PM
nganong natagak man.....dili man tanan nga t-back nga duna'y hikot.....
basin nag kwiki to sila before ning paso.....nadat-ugan ug nipilit sa lubot nya nalimtan ug sal-ob...

kataas sa eksplinasyon...

Hmm, basin pud remote controlled ang t-back. Ang trigger gihigot sa tin-ots sa pamanhonon nga kon mogahi, tagak deretso ang t-back. Wa sila magdahom nga motuyhakaw kay gikan gud silang nagkwiki unya naa pa jud sila sulod sa simbahan unya daghan pa jud kaayong tawo. Pero unsaon man nga nakapasiplat man ang pamanhonon sa bridesmaid nga nituwad. The rest is history...

Quote from: statesville on June 02, 2011, 04:15:15 AM

Do not block  the fire hydrant 

Tagam. BMW ra ba...

Nahurot na ang mga iring ug iro? Hmm, basin panda na pud ang gisugdan og lamoy? 

Section Utot-utot ko, oi...

He he, mora mag posing og rock band members...

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on June 02, 2011, 10:23:13 AM
Murag ang candy ramay segi ug kaon sa among iro. Perti raba maka ob ob pero kalooy sa Ginoo wa man pud matipok. Kanang naay hometown parade unya ang mga bata mamunit ug candy nga kinura sa parade tungod sa kadaghan di maatol ug kaon mao ang among duha ka iro mangaon. Cute sila tan awon nga maghawid sa lollipop heheheh.

Hala, ka-cute tuod! Kodaki dayon Raqz unya i-post diri...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on June 02, 2011, 07:16:09 AM
hehehe! maayo untag mosugot pa nga ahong huwaman iyang guapa nga asawa

Bwahaha! Aw, ayaw na lang pananghid!

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 02, 2011, 10:35:39 AM
Daghang kabayong atong kasakjan,
Naay plastik naa pud uyamot rubberman,
Pili lamang unsay imong gikinahanglan,
Depende sa bangag imong mapilian.

Aduna puy old reliable nga unlan
Nga mao ang gugakson ug kukabay-an
Sa higala ta nga may kabilyakohan
Nga tua mahipadpad sa Kainsikan.

Hmm... Pangpahuwas sa hangover?

Oi, unsa na man ni!

Quote from: bugsay on June 02, 2011, 10:56:22 AM


interracial relationship?

Bwahaha! Maayo gani kay kutob ras kadol!

Quote from: statesville on June 02, 2011, 04:09:12 AM

He he, mao pud ni ang sa kang Dubya. Generalized man ang apology...

Peligro diay ning trabaho sa collector. Di ba diha man pud toy collector nga gitiklo sa Balingsya...

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 02, 2011, 10:18:15 AM
But one believer never lived to see the day. She left nearly her entire estate -- around $300,000 -- to the group behind the failed prediction, leaving some family members out in the cold.

Impas... 

Doomsday believer donates entire inheritance to Family Radio
Blake Ellis, On Wednesday June 1, 2011, 5:07 pm EDT


When the world didn't end on May 21, many people who had given up their earthly possessions were left with nothing.

But one believer never lived to see the day. She left nearly her entire estate -- around $300,000 -- to the group behind the failed prediction, leaving some family members out in the cold.

Eileen Heuwetter was shocked to find out that her aunt left the majority of her estate to Family Radio, the group responsible for the doomsday warnings that the world would end on May 21. She and her sister were each left $25,000 from their aunt's estate. The rest is going to Family Radio.

The network of Christian radio stations based in Oakland, Ca., is almost entirely funded by donations. According to IRS filings, the group brought in $18 million in contributions in 2009 alone.

Heuwetter, the executor of the will, knew how much her aunt loved the radio station and admired its leader, Harold Camping, who is viewed as a prophet by many of his followers.

While other family members insisted it was crazy to let her aunt give all that money to a radio station, Heuwetter didn't initially contest the conditions of the will. She knew little about the Christian radio station, but knew her aunt, Doris Schmitt, found comfort in it.

Schmitt had lived a tough life, struggling with alcoholism and losing her two children to drug addictions before dying alone at 78 on May 2, 2010 in her small home in Queens, New York.

"This was not a woman who had anything. She literally had Family Radio on day and night -- she went to bed with it and woke up to it," said Heuwetter. "That was all she had."

It wasn't until recently that Heuwetter learned who was really getting her aunt's bequest. She said she first realized this was the same group when she saw buses driving around New York City the weekend before the supposed end of the world, spreading the doomsday message. "I'm looking at these brand new buses drive around with Family Radio's name on them, saying 'Doomsday is May 21', and I said, 'Oh my god, this is who my aunt gave all of her money to," Heuwetter said. "I didn't know he was so crazy, and at this point I was incensed that this man was going to get everything my aunt had left."

While Heuwetter says she didn't necessarily need the extra cash, other family members were struggling and could have used a little help, she said.

Even worse, Heuwetter said, was that Camping's prediction never came to fruition. Heuwetter's family members were just as angry when they learned about Family Radio's failed prophecy, so they brought the case to several lawyers, who sympathized with the family, but agreed they had no case. Family Radio did not respond to requests for comment.

The estate is within weeks of closing, and Heuwetter knows it's a lost cause.

"It's just so frustrating because I know there's nothing I can do about it -- this man is going to get hundreds of thousands of dollars from my aunt," she said. "And she wasn't a rich woman."

Though Camping later clarified that his prediction actually extends until October, many followers were disappointed when the rapture didn't happen on May 21. Heuwetter said there is no way her aunt would have given the money to Family Radio, had she lived to see Camping's doomsday-gone-wrong.

"She would have been devastated," Heuwetter said. "Listening to him say things would be better in paradise made her feel better -- she totally believed she would leave this world on May 21, and she needed to believe that."

If she were here to watch the world continue after May 21, she would have likely given her money to other family members, said Heuwetter.

"It was a good amount of money that would have helped a lot of people live better today -- but now it's not helping anyone." CNNMoney staff reporter Annalyn Censky contributed to this report. --http://finance.yahoo.com/

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on June 02, 2011, 07:25:11 AM
Nganong mahog man? WAA diay tali to niya isul-ob?

Di ba kaha diay to pa-epek lang...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on June 02, 2011, 07:38:01 AM
diha ra man gud nasud sa usa ka paa. nalimtan ug sul-ob sa pikas sa pagdinali kay ma late na sa kasal. kasab-an unya sa pari.

Aw, kon maohon, wa pa diay manimaho kay wa pa man moukob sa bilahan...

Bwahaha! Kon gialmoranas na, bisan tingalig ganado pang mokaon, pugong na lang!

Ang sakto kanang nakainom lag gamay, dili kanang lango na...

Quote from: magbalantay on June 02, 2011, 08:44:19 AM
     marriage, mahimong training ground? patay ta ani bay. di jud ta mag expect nga mabut-an tungod kay minyo na? ug mabut-an kini tungod ra pud nga KITA jud gusto mabut-an. dili nato himoon rason atong asawa or anak bah. kaluoy pud nila....dili ni mahimong military training or uban pang mga trainings hisgutan ang kaminyoon.

Hmm, sa ato pa, Bay Mags, kon bilyako nang daan, wa nay tsansa nga matarong tungod sa kaminyoon? Hmm, sa akong nadiparahan sa mga lalaki nga minyo diris TB, morag sakto ka...

Hmm, iya tingaling gihiling unya sa iyang tan-aw morag nangyam-id, mao nga iyang giabis sa kalagot...

Kon mag-jeep, di na lang jud magsul-ob og alahas, mahalon o peke. Kon peke pud, diha baya toy nahitabo nga pagkaklaro sa snatser nga fancy diay, gigukod ang jeep unya ang peke nga kwentas gihungit sa tag-iya...

Quote from: magbalantay on June 02, 2011, 08:35:12 AM
     pagka alaut pud tawn sa laki. syaman ta ani oi, mahimo na lang ning atoa tortilyason? kutsilyoon? barbequehon? pugsayon?    etc...? etc....? sugot ta?

Kadtong iya kay napino-pino man, pwede puphoon unya himoong soriso. Nanimaho lang hinuong pulbora...

Maayo nga nakabalik ka bay. Naa baya puy uban sa atong kaberks nga dugay na pud nga absent. Ginagmay lang gud nga tubag-tubag diri sa Tubag Bohol...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on June 02, 2011, 03:44:29 AM
Ma-o jud nai ahong gikapungtan, kay siya maoi gusto mo build unya pa apilon kos gasto

Pangita na lag paagi nga makabawi ka, Bay BQN...

Quote from: Lollapalooza on June 01, 2011, 01:58:01 PM
happy 4th year anniversary dire sa TB.... ug happy 5th year anniversary pod sa akong banana pleybor...  5 years of suffering, fun, laughter, love, fight and active sex life (and still counting)

Maayong pagkabakwi ang suffering sa active sex life...

Mora mag masuyop ani apil ang atong kalag...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on June 01, 2011, 08:19:04 AM
9. Red Pepper
Add some heat to your meals and you'll boost not only the taste but also the effectiveness of your weight loss diet. A dash of cayenne pepper or some diced jalapeno or red peppers will do the trick. They all contain capsaicin -- the heat-inducing compound in red peppers that, according to research, tamps down appetite and curbs food intake later in the day.

Di ba diay pampagana sa kaon ning red pepper?

               You are the Godzilla of my heart--
            you create such devastation.

Welcome back, Bay Mags. Maayong nimong pagkapili sa thread nga tugpahan...

Dokdok pud panagsa, Bay Gwargz. Dugay-dugay man jud kang mibakasyon gikan sa TB...

Welcome back, Bay Gwargz! Kami sigi lang tikdol-tikdol diri...

Maayo tingali sa eskrima unya nagtuo nga way armasay...

Nasaypan ba lang kaha, o mao jud ang tuyo...

Malagmit ang kasuro napulihan na ron og kahadlok...

Makaingon hinuon ta nga ang iyang kinatawo adunay kalambigitan sa iyang problema...

By David Goldman @CNNMoneyTech June 1, 2011: 5:15 PM ET





NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- Hundreds of personal Gmail accounts, including those of some senior U.S. government officials, were hacked as a result of a massive phishing scheme originating from China, Google said Wednesday.

The account hijackings were a result of stolen passwords, likely by malware installed on victims' computers or through victims' responses to e-mails from malicious hackers posing as trusted sources. That type of hack is known as phishing. Gmail's security systems themselves were not compromised, Google said.

The company believes the phishing attack emanated from Jinan, China. In addition to the U.S. government personnel, other targets included South Korean government officials and federal workers of several other Asian countries, Chinese political activists, military personnel and journalists.

The news comes a little more than a year after a separate hack originating from China affected Gmail accounts of Chinese human rights activists. In that case, attackers were able to break through Google's security systems, and two Gmail accounts were hacked.

That cyber attack set off a series of events that eventually led to Google ending its agreement with the Chinese government to censor certain search results, and the company physically moved its servers out of the country.

This time around, the hack appears larger in scope -- but Google itself was not attacked. A person with knowledge of the attack's details said there was no apparent correlation between last year's attack and this one.


More at: http://money.cnn.com/2011/06/01/technology/gmail_hack/?section=money_latest

Quote from: islander on June 01, 2011, 10:30:17 PM
will this global father divorce a wife who ends up not giving him any child at all?

I-divorce man gani bisan nihatag og anak. After a few years, di na fresh sa iyang tan-aw, mao nga itsa pwera na...