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Sometimes you think you know the people that are close to you.. but beware.  Please excuse the graphic nature of how this story is told but I  believe it is necessary to highlight the important lesson within.

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Huwag Po Itay....

Nais kong ibahagi sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin  ng aking itay isang gabi. Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang gabing iyon. Malakas ang ulan 

noon  nguni't maalinsangan ang simoy ng hangin.

Ako ay nagsusuklay sa aking silid, katatapos ko  pa lamang maligo at nakatapis pa lamang noon .  Narinig kong kumakatok  si Itay sa aking pinto.   Nang sagutin ko ang pagkatok niya ay sinabi niya  na kailangan daw naming mag-usap at humiling na  papasukin siya.  Binuksan ko ang pinto at siya'y  kagyat na pumasok sa  aking silid.

Laking pagkagulat ko  nang ipinid niya at susian  ang pinto. Hinawakan  ni Itay ang aking mga kamay,   hinaplos-haplos niya  ang aking buhok, ang aking  mukha, pinaraan niya ang kanyang mga daliri sa   aking kilay, sa aking  mga pisngi,sa aking mga labi. Napasigaw  ako.

"ITAY, huwag, huwag!  Ako'y inyong anak! Utang na  loob, Itay!" Nguni't parang walang narinig ang  aking Itay.  Ipinagpatuloy niya ang kanyang ginagawa. Ipinikit ko  na lamang ang aking mga mata dahil ayaw kong  makita ang mukha ng aking ama habang  ipinagpapatuloy niya ang kanyang ginagawa sa akin.

Naririnig ko si Inay sumisigaw habang binabayo  ang pinto at nagpipilit na ito'y buksan, "Hayop  ka! hayop ka! Huwag mong gawin iyan sa anak mo!   Huwag mong sirain ang kanyang kinabukasan".

Subalit wala ring  nagawa si Inay, hindi rin siya  pinakinggan ni Itay.  Nanatili na lamang akong walang katinag-tinag  at ipinaubaya ko na lamang  ang aking sarili sa anumang gustong gawin ng  aking  Itay.

Pagkalipas ng ilang  oras ay tumigil na rin ang  aking  Itay.   Iniharap niya ako sa  salamin ay ganoon na lamang   ang  aking pagkamangha at pagkagulat sa aking  nakita. Magaling naman palang mag-make-up si  Itay.

Nang gabing iyon ay nagtapat sa akin ang aking  ama. Bakla pala siya.  Labis akong nagalak sa galing at husay ng  aking ama. Naisip ko na  matutuwa ang aking boyfriend dahil lalo akong  gumanda ngayon.  Niyakap ko si Itay at pareho  kaming napaluha sa labis na kagalakan. Masaya na  kami ngayon at nabubuhay nang matiwasay.

Lovingly  yours,

BADONG

Please scroll to see pictures.

VVVVVVV

Mao ni ang picture nko human ko gi.mikanpan sa ako papa...









Unsay man inyo ka sulti?

haha.. cguro naa lang cya about 5 sad minutes every year to reminisce her old love

the flying shot

oo noh! ang sapot himuon nalang kataw anan

maka move on gapon na mochs. kumabaga yearly reminder nalang na ang flowers

WORST THINGS TO HEAR DURING SURGERY


Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

Rex! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. And heck, this guy's got two of'em....

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses... Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had children, am I correct?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

Accept this sacrifice, oh, lord of darkness.


hehe

he would need extreme faith and prayers

$10000 + will soon be available sa mga hotels and stores pa.. mao ila kumbaga tester..

Operator: AT&T, How may I help you?

Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.

Operator: Name of the party you're calling?

Pinoy: Aybegurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?

Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?

Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.

Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you're calling phonetically.

Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?

Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter at a time and citing a word for each letter.

Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio Abanquel.

I will spell his name foneticali, Elpidio: E as in Elpidio, L as in lpidio, p as in pidio, i as in idio, d as in dio, i as in io, and o as in o.

Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.

Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: A as in Airport agen, B as in Because, A as in airport agen, N as in enemy, Q as in Cuba, U as in
Europe, E as in important, and L as in elephant.

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24. Pessimist : - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father: A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after?

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

31. Computer Professional : One who gets paid for reading such mails...

In cebu IT park... trust me, theres no safety harness.
around 6th-8th floor high

from jiro of istorya

lage!!heheh sayang dili ang tinuod...haha

heheh ou te uy..naa pay style nga mangutana ang gi unahan "how did you get my number?"

then ingnan dayun ka " i was just randomly punching numbers here.." or "i saw you number sa cr naka vandak" dah!

hahaha.. na busy baya kaw sa business ha

saun ra na te.. mangau ra ka sa friend sa friend sa friend for the number of the person that interests you..
then mo nana..

hi care to text?

utruha kay naka private bya na nga album sa friendster

haha nakalock mana mochs..toink

hahahah! broken relationship jud kuyA.
pero dha pud na bu-o..
and cellphone load is considered a need na dre..

ako mismo i feel invalid kung wala koy load.. d naman kaayu ko para text pro ganahan lang ko naa ko perme load..

oo te! i think it's the culture narin.. we love to communicate with our lvoe ones.. and we are multi tasker jud.

ako sa una..ga chat ga telebabad and naa poy ka text. for real.
aw maski karun.. dia ko call,.. nag dokdok.. nya dia pud ka text..

c lolo nalay ma amaze back at home

unsaon daghan man katext..haha

2nd look jud? hehe lol

i post to mochs!!! nice kaau to cya

hahah! aw parehas ra diay ta upat.. na busy lang pero ga keep track sa TB..ok fine..hahamaka panibago lang jud

haha.. It become a part of the Filipino's life

ay g atot.. sudlan palang ko linta!! haha

all the call centers here are good man.. sana lang te nice iya na sudlan na account

hahahah! bad thinking ate bella! ako pud te..mahadlok jud ko plane rides

hehe cge ko leave ate.. nabusy pud ko sa amo business nga direct selling..toinksh!! ikaw ang nag trip to las vegas baya hehe

what company te?!?!?!

Seating capacity    
555 (3-class)[99]
644 (2-class)
853 (1-class)

i want to go to the amazon

happy birthday Isa

i always get teary when I sing this,..

emo.. (dah teary napud)

hmmm di na kayu ta magkita here ha:)
hehehe

hope ma ayu na connection ni ate graz pd..

@jan! nag huot ako dughan ug basa.. intawn.. grabe ang sakit sa amahan ana.. to think mi ajaw ra.. so sad..

thanks mga ate..Praise the Lord.. (ingon lola dili daw porya bujag itubag..hahaha)

hehe.sa gamay pako te..d man gud ko lungas..and if naa ko pangus / scar (take note bisag gr. 3 palang) I religiously apply Sebo De Macho before going to school and before going to sleep..

nya bawal pud sa amo ang magcge play sa gawas.. mamy ay!


kinsa naa dinhi violet shoes?!! i like the color pero d nako ma carry ug sulot..mauwow ko..hehe

hahah! gelyan.. imo account dati kadtong magbook ug international flights?

update: kato gi ingnan ko niya computer literate daw cya..misamot init ako dunggan..cge beh,,tan awun ta ni,.

nangutana dayun ko processor , ug gigamitan jud nako computer jargons.dah  tukan lage.. nangutana dayun, uhmm, how do i get there again? dah.
so un..i was able to control the call na.. nagchika pa sya sa iya tapad nga this little girl knows what she is doing,, (kay nasolve man pud)
pro intawn..hehe ako ra tingog murag 3 years old sa katipli..amft.

hehe..i am a nice agent..promise..especially to the old ones.. ako jud na solvon bahala na abtan ta 3 ka oras..ayaw lang jud pagminaldita kay nah! i call forward jud tikag chinese support.. hahahah joke:P

Sunday, May 25, 2008
Royal couple gets lessons in Cebu history

IT may be the first time for a Swaziland royalty to visit the Philippines, but King Mswati III is already making plans for a second trip.

This he shared to reporters after Governor Gwen Garcia invited him to return to Cebu in August.

Garcia and Rep. Nerissa Soon-Ruiz (Cebu, 6th district) paid a courtesy call to Mswati in Shangri-la’s Mactan Island Resort and Spa.

Yesterday, his second day here, Mswati visited the Magellan’s Cross and learned not only of its story but Cebu City’s history as well.

Mswati’s delegation, composed of eight officials and fourteen staffs, visited the cross at 3 p.m.

Cebu City Mayor Tommy Osmeña received and shared with him the significance of the cross, and in so doing explained why the Philippines the only Christian country in a Muslim-dominated Southeast Asia.

Osmeña also shared that Cebu is actually the oldest city of the country, and sales-pitched that it is doing very good in terms of its diverse industries.

In return, Mswati told the mayor what kind of place they have. He said Swaziland is a mountainous country, that industries are focused more on what they can get out of the mountains and hills.

“We hope to have more activities with your country,” said Mayor Osmeña upon ending their conversation.

Though she was not with the king in his Cebu sojourn, President Gloria Arroyo sent the car that Mswati was using, considering that he is a head of state and therefore deserving of the best treatment the country can offer.

At the king’s luncheon hosted by Garcia in Shangri-la’s Ocean Pavilion, Mswati shared that he already felt “at home” in Cebu.

Dedicated people

“I’m sure it’s because of the dedicated people of this area who make sure that those (who) come here will return,” he said.

His wife, Queen Lank-hambule, and their two daughters, were with him.

Fully-decked in traditional Swazi garb, Princess Msindrose, the king’s sister, also attended the luncheon.

Mswati’s brother, Prince Lonkhonkela, along with other Swazi officials, also joined the trip.

They were greeted by troupes presenting different Visayan folk dances that included the Tinikling, which made Lankhambule laugh in delight and was received with much applause from the visitors.

Garcia also gave the Mswati and Langhambule a copy of the “Cebu: Pride of Place” book.

Luncheon

“I can see that the people in this area are very much geared toward promoting its history,” the king said in his opening speech during the luncheon, which followed a private discussion with Garcia and Ruiz.

Cebu is only the first stop in the king’s six-day visit to the Philippines.

On Sunday, he will meet with Arroyo, who invited him to come to the Philippines.

Garcia said the king had expressed interest in Cebu’s tourism industry.

Swaziland Ambassador to the Philippines Mpumelelo J. N. Hilophe said their king hopes for “more concrete relations” between the two countries.

Phiwayinkosi Ginindza, Chief Executive Officer of the Swaziland Investment Promotion Authority, said their country is looking for prospective investments in the Philippines, particularly in Cebu.

With workers in the garments and textile industry, and the fields of education and medicine, a small Filipino community has already established itself in Swaziland.

Also in the luncheon were Department of Foreign Affairs Undersecretary Fransisco Benedicto, Philippine Ambassador to Southern Africa Virgilio Reyes, Jr. and Swazi Minister of Foreign Affairs Dr. Senator Mathendele Dlamini.

Dances

The luncheon program included song renditions and dances that showcased Cebuano products such as shells, guitars, accessories and fruits.

Models, among them Ms. Cebu 2002 and Miss Philippines 2008 runner-up Melanie Ediza, also displayed the traditional Filipino barong and Filipiniana gowns.

Mswati and the governor exchanged gifts during the luncheon. Among the gifts Garcia gave were a Filipiniana, a barong Tagalog, and accessories.

She also gave them a native lamp, a clock and her framed photograph with the royal Swazi couple.

Mswati’s delegation will meet with Arroyo in Malacañang Palace today.

He had planned on a lunch trip to Bohol on his way to Manila, but this was cancelled because their plane was too big for Bohol’s airport.

Asked on their Cebu stay, Mswati said that it is “so far, so good, and we were really taken care of.”

Mswati and his officials will have a working breakfast with Filipino businessmen on May 27. (KAB/Rachel Capapas, Silliman University Masscomm Intern)

ako te..before ani nga negosyo..suk suk lang sa mga bulsa ako mga dala..haha!

hmm ignorant question.. ila kaha ni modus kuya mike?

kuya mike wala pa me kasuway ani nga service like cancelled flights or pabayrun napud if cancelled.. naa man ud mi friend nga dako dako nila..pero kana hinuon delayed flights..grabe

haha! ngano mangasaba man tita?

hehe sobra kadaghan programs ang open sa imo pc? or ang mata ma sira sa pc radiation? lol

hahaha!! lee.. nice idea.. aw d jud nuon na mahilo..
lage te! excited napud ko for the grand EB!!

Sunday, May 25, 2008
Lim: Cebu Pathetic
By Melanie T. Lim
Wide Awake

CEBU Pacific has now been dubbed “Cebu Pathetic” and by another, “Sorry Pacific.” These monikers are not mine but of those whom Cebu Pacific has so aggrieved. The horror stories are real. (Check out this link: http://www.philskies.net/forum/viewtopic.php) Or you can email me and I will send you the link above.

Some say, “You get what you pay for,” when you fly Cebu Pacific. Let me ask you, when you buy an airline ticket, what are you paying for? Are you paying to NOT get to your destination? Are you paying to get to your destination three hours late?

No matter what price you pay for an airline ticket, you expect to GET TO YOUR DESTINATION on TIME because THAT is WHAT you are PAYING FOR.

The decision to go on a price war with the industry leader is a corporate decision. Consumers should not have to bear the brunt of this business strategy. Consumers should not have to be misled into thinking they are getting “value for money” by paying X amount of pesos for Y level of service.

We don’t pick up our phones because we are understaffed. We don’t hire managers because we need to cut costs. We don’t entertain complaints in person or over email. When you visit our offices, you will languish for hours. Don’t come screaming at us when your flight is five hours delayed or when you get to the airport and find that your flight is canceled and therefore must pay rebooking charges to get on another flight or when you get your refund in eight months. Remember, we are a budget airline.

When you pay low-end prices, you don’t expect high-end service. Still, no matter how low a price anyone pays for an airline ticket, no one ever signs up for CRAP. Everyone expects DECENT service at any price level. You don’t expect lies, sorry excuses or public humiliation. You don’t expect to bear the blame of others because a company has no conscience.

A no-frills airline is not expected to provide “perks” to its passengers. But getting passengers and their luggage to their destination ON TIME is NOT a “perk.” It is a contractual as well as moral obligation. In the event, therefore, that an airline is unable to fulfill this basic obligation for whatever reason, it should rightfully compensate the aggrieved passengers or at the VERY LEAST, apologize to them.

An airline that decides to drop its prices as a business strategy does not have carte blanche to treat its customers shabbily. Or it should advertise: LOW PRICES. NO CUSTOMER SERVICE. PLANES FLY WHEN FULL. This way, the public can make informed decisions about whether or not they should take the risks of flying with a budget airline.

Cebu Pacific has extended a luncheon invitation to Sun.Star columnists. In light of what’s going on, I find the invitation highly inappropriate. Cebu Pacific knows what I wantâ€"and it won't cost them a single cent. Cebu Pacific has been informed that I will not be wined, dined and gagged.

(sunstarcebucolumnist@yahoo.com)

ako fries ra ug coke float from mc do:)

hahah tita tamsi!! gwapo ra kaau imo anak oi..hahaha!!!

ikaw lors kay tumpak.pinchable!!:) a huggable summa cumlaude jock.. again. that's rare.

ate tess.. cge ipost te ha..kay i like yello nadin

hahah d na c ate matulog kay mag dokdok pana cya tita birdie

simplylee, atay sa butete nga fish? pwede diay na ma eat?

ate will attend kaw reunion ? yehey!! nag kikkoman diay te? heheheh lami tanan toyo dre..silver swan ang datu puti..

BUHAY CALL CENTER
(Wag ko sana danasin ang lahat ng ito)

1. dahil halos di na kayo nagkikita ng nanay at tatay mo, ang tawag na nila sayo ay "boarder" at sinisingil ka na nila sa upa mo.

2. pag sasagot ka ng telepono, lagi na lang may opening spiel...example:*toot* .... thank you for calling (the company) this is (your name) how may i help you?

3. eksperto ka na sa power nap, yung mga 15mins break nyo, itinutulog mo na lang para fresh pagkacalls uli, mya na yung 1 hour nap.

4. di mo na alam bumiyahe pag may araw, nalilito ka bakit andaming tao,at bakit di na dumadaan ang dyip dun sa mga kalsada na 1 way.

5. marami ka nang naiipong jacket... nakakahiya naman kung pare-pareho jacket mo araw-araw at super ginaw naman pag wala.

6. sanay kang maglakad-lakad ng nakamedyas.

7. ang tawag mo sa mga friends mo...dude, bro, coach,tl, sup.

8. di na dugo ang dumadaloy sayo... kape!

9. finefake mo na wag maging "slang" pag nagbabayad ka sa tindahan o kaya sa jeep para wag akalain na pasosyal ka... masama pa, mas panget pakinggan.

10. tadaaaaa! nagsasalita ka sa pagtulog mo, pati calls monapapanaginipan mo.

11. pumuputi ka na dahil di ka na naaarawan.

12. sanay ka nang matulog kahit maingay sa loob at labas ng bahay nyo.

13. kinalimutan ka na ng mga kaibigan mo dahil existing ka lang pag tulog na sila.

14. sanay ka na sa mga prank callers at mga death treats na nakasulat lang... *sa dami ba naman ng ma-encounter mong ganito gabi-gabi sa trabaho eh**

15. di ka na sanay sa traffic. papasok at pauwi sa trabaho walang
traffic.

16. di na tama ang oras ng pagkain mo. breeakfast mo ay hapunan na. lunch mo sa madaling araw. dinner mo pag uwi mo sa umaga.

17. lahat ng kasabay mo sa jeep pag papasok ka, pagod na. ikaw lang ang bagong ligo at bagong gel.

18. maski sa bahay, mabilis kang kumain.

19. hindi ka na kilala ng aso nyo

20. ayaw mo na mag-jeep. kailangan taxi or kaya aircon na bus.

21. wala ka nang alam na balita.

22. nahihiya kang magpunta sa mga reunion lalo na't alam mong successful lahat ng ka-batch mo.

23. sasabihin mo field ng trabaho mo IT, di call center.

24. nasusuka ka na pag nakita mo ang pc sa bahay nyo..

25. sasabihin mong tech support engineer ka, pero rep ka lang..

26. pag payday... olats lahat sweldo ng mga kaklase mong board passer. (8k per month lang sila) isang kinsenas mo na yun..Razz

27. pag day off mo na lang ikaw nakakapaanood ng noon time show!

28. hindi mo na kilala ang mga bagong artista.

29. hindi mo na alam itsura ng mall...

30. di ka na maebs sa bahay, sanay ka na sa cr ng 5th floor or ibang floor.

31. madalas kulang gamit mo sa bahay dahil nasa locker

32. ayaw mo nang pumasok sa internet cafe!

33. alam mo kung sino si Avaya

34. sanay ka nang pumasok ng bagong gising... kakabangon lang galing sleeping area.

35. maglo-lock ka ng pc kahit sa bahay na. pag pindot mo ng CTRL + ALT+ DEL iba ang lalabas.

36. sanay ka ng kumain sa harap ng pc mo kahit nsa bahay.

37. papasok ka sa ofc na nka-jeans, tshirt and cap astig!)

38. mas malaki sweldo mo sa mga ka-batch mo, nagkakanda-kuba na sila sa trabaho nila

39. puro ka-age mo mga ka-opisina mo, walang old maids and DOMs!!

40. mabilis ka ng mag pabili ng corn bits at chicharon sa ermats mo...

41. nakapanood ka na ng rally sa Ayala

42. pag nakakarinig ka ng Kaching!!! akala mo may mail ka na dumating. hehe

43. nakita mo na lahat ng klase ng vendo machine

44. dito sa opisina mo nararanasan na napakabagal ng oras!

45. lahat na ng rason para umabsent nagawa mo na

46. sanay ka na makarinig ng napakalakas na pag singa ng sipon.

47. marami ka ng naipon na microwavable container

48. marami kang ketchup packs galing mcdo at jollibee

49. pag nagkukwento ka sa mga barkada jargon lahat. di nila maintindihan ang ibig sabihin ng ticket..

50. hindi ka na sanay umakyat ng hagdan

51. pag gumagamit ka ng cr,, di ka na nagpa-flush.. kc akala mo kusa na lulubog ebs mo.

52. sawa ka na internet kasi sa trabaho panay ang browsing..

53. during office hours, hindi ka lalabas ng building ng walang dalang relo. baka ma-OB.

54. akala mo may sarili kang locker sa bahay nyo.

55. marunong ka na makipagsagutan at makipagbarahan ng english

56. sanay ka ng magyosi o umidlip pag alas dos at alas kwatro ng umaga

57. dito ka na makakakita ng gf, bf, or asawa. wala ka ng time maghanap sa labas.

58. pag may problema ka sa pc mo, una mong ginagawa ay clear cache at cookies.

59. nanghihingi ka pa ng baon sa nanay mo kahit mas malaki sweldo mo sa kanya..

60. nang ho-hoard ka na din ng tissue sa bahay

61. kala mo libre ang kape sa select...

62. libre parking mo sa building, klasmeyts mo nagbabayad araw-araw ng parking.

63. pag nag cr ka...sanay ka na sa gripo na automatic at toilet bowl...

64. nakaipon ka na ng mouse ball sa bahay

65. nagulat ka ng masabi mo ang opening spiel mo habang nagbabayad sa jeep

66. naka id ka pa kahit nasa jeep

67. kaya mong tiisin na hindi palitan ang damit mo ng 16 hours

68. pagtinanong ng mga ka tropa mo kung ano ang sinusupport mo... sabihin mo msn.com (hahahaha!) kasi pag sinabi mong passport, hindi nila alam yun.

69. mas sanay ka na mag Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V at nahihiya ka na ngayon mo lang nalaman yun.

70. madalas mo harangin ang mga calls

71. Nasanay ka nang may katabing TL na hindi umuuwi. pagpasok mo nandun na. pag-uwi mo nandun pa rin.

72. kahit may malaki kayong speaker sa bahay gusto mo pa din naka-earphones!

73. gusto mo nang lumipat sa makati

74. nung pinasok ng akyat bahay ang bahay nyo, nagsisigaw ka ng HACKER!!! HACKER!!!

75. minumura mo pag nakatalikod kahit sinong amerikano na makita mo. *yan ung kausap ko kanina!!!**

76. pag tinatamad ka tumanggap ng tawag, matapang ka na at alam mo na ang gagawin: RELEASE!

77. puro kalyo na ang wrist at daliri mo

78. sanay ka nang makipag-usap sa telepono sa bahay kahit malakas ang TV. sa office parang limang TV ang nakatapat sayo habang may kausap.

79. pumasok ka na ng puyat, lasing at gutom

80. may picture ka ng nakasuot ng headset

81. sanay ka nang matulog ng dilat ang mata. hindi pwede pahuli.

82. lahat ng style ng pagtulog maiisip mo.

83. lahat ng kaibigan mo may christmas vacation ikaw wala

84. mas gusto mo na mag warm transfer sa ibang department para makatulog ka habang naka-mute at nakikinig sa usapan nila

85. yung ex mo may kasama ng iba

86. lahat ng holiday pumapasok ka kasi double pay malaki ang bayad.

87. d2 ka na sa opisina nakakabili lahat ng gamit mo: kwintas, sabon, shampoo, tocino, longganisa, hikaw, magazine, aso, libro, tshirt, prepaid card, eload, dvd, vcd, yema, corn bits...

88. d2 ka na nasanay kumain ng pagkain na luto sa microwave

89. palaging matabang ang kape sa office

90. imposibleng hindi ka pa nakatanggap ng memo

91. gusto mo na din bumili ng water dispenser kasi pitsel lang ang nasa bahay nyo.

92. nakakausap ka na ng pilipino sa ibang bansa

93. dami mo na naiipon na stirrer (red) galing starbucks kakabili ng
kape.

94. nasanay ka nang mgpadeliver ng pagkain.

95. nakakita ka ng artista na nagbebenta ng pagkain sa pantry.

96. dito ka lang makakakita ng pinagsama-samang tinda na: medyas, vitamins, christmas lights, cologne. yosi, siomai at lahat ng klase ng pagkain, relos, kalendaryo, stuff toys, make up, kikay kit, deodorant, kwintas, sasakyan, camera, video, audio, foot spa , milk spa, bags wallet, sinturon, mamon, hamon...

97. d2 ka na expose sa tapa king, zuppa, yellow cab, jugnos, bermuda hotel's pancit canton, wendy's. north park, starbucks

98. di mo maenjoy christmas party kasi kaylangan mo bumalik sa office dahil may pasok ka pa ng C shift.

99. ice tea ka lang, mga kasama mo.. beer!!!

100. may bago kang damit kada sweldo dahil takot ka makarinig nanaman na paulit-ulit ang suot mo.


101. Lahat ng kaibigan mo kinakahiya at minamaliit nila ang ginagawa mo... Pero pag dating sa araw ng sweldo nagpapalibre sayo.

102. Lahat ng nanglalait sayo na sa call center ka nag tratrabaho, ngayon nakikita mo sa lobby na nag-aapply.

103. Eto na ang tinuturing mong Buhay!

104. Mas nauuna ka pa mag resign sa mga taong nagsasabing mag'reresign na sila.... na since January 2000 pa nila sinasabi na mag reresign na sila...

1. kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani
ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw pod pag feeling2x
nga naka angay mi nu? maka turn off na sha...

2. kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu
mo ngisi nga mura nag maniac tan-awon kay
mahadlok pod baya mi...

3. kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pag
sinina pod mog tarong dili nang murag tambay nalingaw ko ani. 
unya para mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah...
pamulbos gamay, pangkolon gamay... panudlay
gamay...

4. kung manguyab na gani mo, ayaw ug sulti
nga "pwede ko manguyab nimo? or naa koy
chance?" kay kung tubagon namo na, mura
nag gisugot mo namo...

5. kung sugton na gani mo namo, taronga
pod mi oi... dili kay biyaan na lang! usahay himuon
pang sulugoon... maid inyong gipangita?

6. do not forget to remind us that you love
us... para kiligon sad mi panagsa...

7. ayaw mog pangita ug lain kay wa nay lami!

8. kung makigbulag na gani mo, ayaw ninyo
ingna ang girl nga "you're just nothing to me now,
understand!?" hehehe... sakit baya nah....

9.ayaw pud ninyo hulata nga kami mouna ug
pansin ninyo if ever magkita ta somewhere..
mao ra to... walay masuko ha....

 1. Kung muingon mi nga gwapa ka, ayaw
dayon tubag ug "atik!"...Panagsa ra mi mu dayg ug
gwapa...obyusleh, kung gitawag ka
nga "gwapa" naa jud mi enteres nimo...kinsa
man sad kuno ang tarong nga laki tawagon
kang "bati'g nawng!" atubangan sa
kadaghanan...Di kaha mi katilaw ug plying
kick ana?

2. Mangutana gani mi kung kanus-a imong
RD ug kung abelabol ba ka ana, kana
nagpasabot kung pwede ba ka ma detdet
(DATE ba sa ininggles)...ayaw sa mi baraha
kay magutana lagi mi nimu ug strait...amo
lang gityming-tyming kay mauwawon man
sab tawn mi mga kwanggolon...

3. Kung nakabantay na ka nga nagsige na mi
ug sunod-sunod nimo, maka-baynte na mi
ug grit nimo gud morning, or ikaw na lang
pirmi tagdon, makig dungan ug uli bisan nort
ug sawt, langit ug lupa ang gilay-on sa atong
balay wid matching "Ako lang dala sa imo
tings beh!", kana ganahan jud mi nimo...
Pero sa pirmi natong kinuyog ug detdet
(DATE sa ininggles pa), ayaw sad pangutana
ug dali-dali "Wat r we?" or sa binisaya pa,
"Unsa man jud diay ta?"...Inahak, makulbaan
sad mi gamay...we also feel a bit presyur...
Kalma lang gud...musulti lagi mi in dyu
taym. =)

4. Kung kahibaw na jud ka nga ganahan mi
nimo kay nisulti na man jud mi (hala ka!)
Ayaw sad sige hisgot sa imo Ex-boypren
oi...its hurt man sad...not unlis kung nisturya
ka sa panahong gigukod siya sa inyong IRO
nga nisutoy siya ug dagan kay por syur
I will lap wid u.

5. Hangyo lang sad, kung nakakita ka sa
imong crush o di ba kaha nakakita ka ug laki
nga purting gwapoha, ayaw sad panguhit
namo, "Gwapo kay siya noh?" Hala plis! Laki
intawn mi ug dili pud mi kiligon sa imong
crush... Masuko ra ba mo mu comentaryo
mi, "Gwapo pa man akong lolo ana!"

6. if naa ta scheduled date ug before the schedule
nakita ninyo na skyflakes na lng among kaunon
breakfast, lunch ug dinner, pasabot ana wa mi
kwarta...so sa date na, hinay2x lng mo order kag
murag 2big na lng gyud among orderon ana...or
if possible, pwede sad mo ka offer na kamo
na lng bayad sa drinks...hehehe...

 BERLIN, Germany (AP) -- Authorities in southern Germany said Saturday that they have taken custody of a 7-month-old boy after his parents posted an ad on eBay offering to sell him for one euro, the equivalent of $1.57.

Peter Hieber, a spokesman for police in the Bavarian town of Krumbach, said the baby was placed in the care of youth services in the southwestern Allgaeu region, although the child's 23-year-old mother insisted that the ad was only a joke.

Authorities have launched an investigation into possible child trafficking against the baby's mother and 24-year-old father, neither of whom was identified.

"Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches (70 cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller," police quoted the ad as reading.

No offers were made for the child in the two hours and 30 minutes the ad was posted on Tuesday. EBay later deleted the posting but assisted police in tracking down the parents.

Several people who saw the ad alerted police


cnn news

lage..kalisud ana no!?

happy birthday el mundo!! yehey...sau ang inumin sau ang pulutan

very very touching story

I only know of one couple that fits to a 't' and they've been married   
over 70 years...  gives the rest of us a challenge..doesn't it?


Each year he sent her roses,
and the note would always say,

I love you even more this year,

than last year on this day.

My love for you will always grow,

with every passing year."



She knew this was the last time

that the roses would appear.

She thought, he ordered roses

in advance before this day.

Her loving husband did not know,

that he would pass away.



He always liked to do things early,

way before the time.

Then, if he got too busy,

everything would work out fine.


She trimmed the stems and

placed them in a very special vase.

Then, sat the vase beside

the portrait of his smiling face.


She would sit for hours,

In her husband's favorite chair.

While staring at his picture,

and the roses sitting there.



A year went by, and it was

to live without her mate.

With loneliness and solitude,

that had become her fate.


Then, the very hour,

as on Valentines before,

The doorbell rang, and there

were roses sitting by her door.


She brought the roses in,

and then just looked at them in shock.

Then, went to get the telephone,

to call the florist shop.




The owner answered, and she asked him,

if he would explain,

Why would someone do this to her,

causing her such pain?



"I know your husband passed away,

more than a year ago,"

The owner said, "I knew you'd call,

and you would want to know.



The flowers you received today,

were paid for in advance.

Your husband always planned ahead,

he left nothing to chance.



There is a standing order,

that I have on file down here,

And he has paid, well in advance,

you'll get them every year.



There also is another thing,

that I think you should know,

He wrote a special little card...

he did this years ago.



Then, should ever I find out

that he's no longer here,

that's the card that should be sent

to you the following year."



She thanked him and hung up the phone,

her tears now flowing hard.

Her fingers shaking, as she slowly reached

To get the card.



Inside the card, she saw that

he had written her a note.

Then, as she stared in total silence,

this is what he wrote...



"Hello my love, I know it's been a year

since I've been gone.

I hope it hasn't been too hard

for you to overcome.



I know it must be lonely,

and the pain is very real.

Or if it was the other way,

I know how I would feel.



The love we shared made everything

so beautiful in life.

I loved you more than words can say,

you were the perfect wife.



You were my friend and lover,

you fulfilled my every need.

I know it's only been a year,

but please try not to grieve.



I want you to be happy,

even when you shed your tears.

That is why the roses

will be sent to you for years.



When you get these roses,

think of all the happiness,

That we had together,

and how both of us were blessed.



I have always loved you

and I know I always will.

But, my love, you must go on,

you have some living still.



Please...try to find happiness,

while living out your days.

I know it is not easy,

but I hope you find some ways.



The roses will come every year,

and they will only stop,

When your door's not answered,

when the florist stops to knock.



He will come five times that day,

in case you have gone out.

But after his last visit,

he will know without a doubt



To take the roses to the place,
where I've instructed him.

and place the roses where we are,

together once again.



Sometimes in life,

you find a special friend;

Someone who changes your life

just by being part of it.



Someone who makes you laugh

until you can't stop;

Someone who makes you believe

that there really is good in the world.

Someone who convinces you that there really is

an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.

Willard Wigen - Microscopic Art

Willard is a resident of Birmingham , England.? The show is in Manchester. Has a learning disability (Dyslexia), but has talented hands.
He makes the sculptures out of dust particles, sugar crystals, etc. Works only around midnight, and can only do some of the work between heartbeats.


The Statue of Liberty in the eye of a needle




Elvis on a pin head


Boxing ring next to a match head


The Girl with the balloon is standing on an eyelash glued to the top of a needle.


Snow White & The 7 Dwarfs in the eye of a needle  (Note the wicked witch on top)


The Thinker on the head of a pin


Peter Pan & Tinkerbell etc. on a small fishhook


The royal court in the eye of a needle


Visitors view exhibits through a microscope



"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."

-- Douglas Noel Adams

peeps..before reading.. get a clock / stopwatch!! time it


Olny srmat poelpe can.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny
iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The
rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a
wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs psas it on !!



pila kaminutos ni ninyu gibasa?

wow..mura nag caticlan padung boracay..
sayun nalang adto panglao..

mao ni nindot nga act of demonstration. very symbolic and touching..

May he have the Lord's guidance..para intawn dili mangurakot..
ako barkada sa highschool contractor ang parents.. sa mga project sa congresswoman sa amo
intawn.. mu chika jud cya pila ka milyones ila makurakot..

i was not socially and politically aware back in highschool..
so it was tolerated..

please not..there's enough war already

dba kani nga 3monkeys murag symbol mani cla?

or gods? im not sure lang

nice sisters;)

go sharapova!! yey

cute lage c manny sa mga pictures nimo mike?

hahaha..yes i have tried something like this najud!! daghan kayau sa ako video phone

Quote from: michael-ligalig on May 25, 2008, 03:29:57 AM
Hi Ate Annie, I'm doing fine. Medyo busy these days. Final exams sa school next week.

kuya mike what mo gi skwelahan?

sa lemon grass.. stir fried vegetables marinated fish chicken curry.. ..

hahah pang patid sa mga iring lors on the way to work..lol

ako karun sa office.. nag suroy suroy kay wala tawags

hahahah! kay c geisha ug nag country hoppine..fun kaayu ang feeling if tao pani ay..or miniature nalang nga naay bu-ot

Quote from: mochajava on May 24, 2008, 11:15:39 PM
sus. favorite ra ba na q casava kiams:(

hhehehe cassava balls?

Quote from: willmerit on May 24, 2008, 10:23:00 PM
thank u kiams, o tujum na.  lami pod kuno na pero di ko mokaon ana pod hehehe, pilian ko ug foods kiams

heheh! nge ate will..pro mu eat kaw ug veggies?

ate orchs.. ako pud..miss na ni nako..eat rako ani if gkan sa southern leyrte;)

hmmm btaw te orchs no? mura malambing c tyrone..aw na man sa face pud niya..hehe

kani te naa sa bottle farthest right .. mao ni tayum..hehe




OT: ay maau nana te kay katol naman nice to hear

aysa, mangita ko pic te..

OT: musta na imo ears te..gahapon rako naka read sa thread..cge man gud ko ug leave pud..hehe

lisud jud ang college friends no? saon dili naman gud classmate asin cin a class jud..unlike our hiskul and elem days..
my elem classmateswe also have the yahoogroups thingy..ang hiskul.. tight ghapon..mau mag cge ug kuyog kuyog

Quote from: LanggamTamsi2 on May 24, 2008, 03:23:45 PM
hala buyag na lang kiam,gipangaan man gud na nako ni Mr justin TemB.hehehhehe Bitaw kiam thank you ha.

hehehe..tita.. if pwede lang d matugpahan lamok no?
pero rare raman tale ang lamon dra sa australia..

Quote from: LanggamTamsi2 on May 22, 2008, 10:23:37 AM
mauwaw man mouna si kiam, otso pod tong akong anak, ay d na cguro na maminyo ug d ba nay nay tinaguan. Tiski naghimo ko thread for his bday.

ahahaha.. naa nay tinaguan tita tamsi! kagwapo ana:)

kay after sa ako opening spiel gi ingnan dayun ko sa caller, "Listen."  d ko ganahan ana. hmft

ate kamahal!! tag P25 ra dre ang burgeR!! grabeh halo mi abot man P80 dra..

basta mao mana ibutang sa bottle te dba? sa lapad nga tanduay..appetizer..hehe

aw!! hehehe.. puffer fish.. mu eat ko ug tajuman te.. lami mana

tagpila ang mcdo burger dha states te?

Quote from: B:) on May 24, 2008, 03:34:17 PM
I think the reason why these countries are peaceful because they get good benefits from their government. Everyone is taken cared of na. And also they're pretty small countries with little or no armies. Mao na wala gyud silay gubot.

agree ko ani te,.. they are not in a desperate situation man..so walay desperate . heinous  solution..hehe

tita birdy...yes..aketch na tiil..

te orchs ganahn ko sa 1st bag

ate will..butiti man mura ang number one.. dili man sea urchin..lami ang sea urchin as in..hehe

ganahan ko mu absent kay naglaag ako barkada..pero di lang ko!! jeje

hahaha!:) pro yeah.. i remember how you love this song jud te

mao nay resulta basta wala corruption..dili dagdag bawas ang systema sa project

ato government cge focus sa foreign investors to gain income .. nakalimot na sila sa local market.. dili masupportahan..
if only ila supportahan ang local producers and growers.. mas ma double ato kta.. kay Pilipino sa Pilipinas ang bayran:)

heheh apir jan.. bytheway. maria is a dream come true for tennis enthusiasts no?
she is a combination of martina hingis' skills and kournikova's beauty..
kaning duha man gud..wala kaau matarong sa tennis..
pasaway ug pabeauty man lang :0 but they are both good man pud nuon:)

i think mi mahal tanan paliton sa tanan country.. mi mahal man ang per barel sa oil gud.. $135/barrel.. domino effect bya ni..

haha.. mau jud kuya! sanglit nagchange nako lifestyle.. invest nako sugod .. ako if i like to eat mga lami na food or something like spoil myself for a treat after a very tiring job..i go call the rich circle..

hmm ang ako ra lamian sa japanese food kay kato naa tawge...hehe.. i dont appreciate sushi e.. i know..im weird..lol

ill post it here. go to samar's sohotons cave.. all of bohol's must see destinations.. souther leyte's padre burgos beach.basey samar's natural pool. southern leyte's canigao island.. bliran's agta beach..etc and alot more..na!