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Quote from: hubag bohol on March 14, 2012, 10:39:27 AM

Paborito sa gamay pa!!!

Papaya Dessert

Coleslaw 

Papaya gihimong coleslaw ba ni o gesagot sa pansit hehehe 

Papaya gihimong atsal (veggie)

Papayang binuak na

Wa sad ni maapil sa first picture: Papaya

Guyabano tree and fruit

Eating guyabano 

Guyabano Juice

Hiniwa na...

Guyabano - the anti-cancer fruit kuno...

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 13, 2012, 05:13:32 PM

Mao kini ang tiunay nga TB
Tagay Bahal kung kini itandi
Paborito kini dinhi
Labi nas mga TB-landers nga laki.

Kung mo reklamo man ang mga babae
Tagaan ta sila pamaagi
Tagae lang silag usa ka binti
Wa pay minuto motak-om ra kini.

Timan-e ning mga nawnga kay pohon ma sorpresa jud mo.... kinsa ni sila!!! TB (TagayBoys)-landers ni sila for sure!!! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 13, 2012, 09:12:26 PM
Na hala, sayod ko ang ang imong gustong brand kay Nike Jud...

Hasta pod ka eheheh!!! 

Islander says "I'll land her." <-- nice title 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 13, 2012, 09:53:33 PM


Limpyado jamo. Klarong naa sa medical field ang tag-iya...

B = Bugoy jamo ning pormaha!!! 

Salin-salin sa gahapon...

Unsa diay ning pakitoy-kitoy
Pasundayag sa duha ka totoy
O exhibition sa pikoy
Nga expertise ni Botoy? 

Si Bay Hubs and Bay Bugs na lay nahabiling proponents of breast-feeding in Tsayna 

Nope... you won't feel it at all, although you're consciously sedated!!!

Nagsugod lang ni sa gamay'ng sapatosan...

Basin wa mananghid hehehe... with permission of the pastor (parish priest) it's OK

Welcome, ArmiApple!!! 

Quote from: bugsay on March 12, 2012, 07:00:10 PM

Unsaon man pagka hibaw kinsay miembro sa imong team ani? Hehehe 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 13, 2012, 06:43:31 AM
What? Naay argument nga molapas og usa ka oras? Maayo ra jud diay nga wa magminyo si Botoy...

That makes us - gives us - a nag-free environment, bwahahaha!!!   

Hehehe... salamat sa tanan - sa inyong mga greetings. Good timing, today - ganina - was the birthday party dihay handa. I thought they were only teasing me, tinuod man diay and plenty people came. The Pinoy Titsers of New Orleans surprised us with a Vietnamese "lechon" (dili jud parehas sa atoa)... ug nga karon kamolo nakog luto as "paksiw" because they left everything - mga 1/3 nahabilin. Food was overwhelming but my favorite was gumbo and oyster patty. Inamerkano kasagaran - lots of Cajun food. Lots of dancing - line dancing ilang paborito deri. Will post pictures later. 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 11, 2012, 05:00:47 PM
"Behind every sound is a successful vibration." - from Magic School Bus

Behind a successful vibration is a weird funny sound "aaaaah." 

Is colonoscopy part of proctology?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 11, 2012, 01:20:07 PM
padz, gasakit akong dughan adtong kanta nga "ado, mahal kita". i was still few months old when it was written.

Hehehehe... kasakit diay gyod paminawon (nga ka edad nimo ning kanta ). Ambot kaila ba si Mike aning akong gesuwatan sa kanta - Epoy & Ado - kay taga ila mani. I'm wondering...

Pagka hangak diay kining mobalak
Pila sad kaha niini ang bakak
Ayaw pataka ug pakpak
Aron walay buna nga mosiak

Yanong hulagway daghag ikasumpay
Matam-is nga sulti among ampay
Kung duna may chicks nga mag kiay-kiay
Siguradong mga TB boys gayod malipay

** Lyrics **

MY TAGBILARAN CITY

1
It feels like a dream
A quiet I couldn't quite figure out just yet
A moment of silence that is
On a journey I know not the direction.

2
Peoples and machines moving thoughtlessly
in all direction -
No visible footsteps nor clear faces -
Nothing seems to make sense
Much like waking up at dawn for no reason at all.

3
The serenity just drowns on top of silence -
Silence incensed with movements -
I wonder if the gods have something to do
with all these
Quite precious it seems
I'm almost like sleepwalking.

4
This I conclude, I must be awake!
I must be home!
I must be where I need to be!
And want to be!
Where I dreamt to be...
And love to be...

Not sleeping but awake!

My Tagbilaran City!

Copyright © 2009 Roro Music
International Copyright Secured
All Rights Reserved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxk-Z-vHA8Q#

** Lyrics **

VIENNA

1
Took an early train
From Salzburg to Vienna
Mood was very quiet
The sun a little bite
Looking out the window
'Twas quite a lonely ride.

2
In a flash of light
An angel passes by
My heart was set ablaze
By that gorgeous face
Though I can hardly breathe
I wanna touch her face.

CHORUS:
So this is the tune
Of the grooving Vienna
I feel so in love
Oh, City of Vienna
Sing me your songs
At the winding Danube
Is this just a dream...
Don't wake me up Vienna.

3
This is quiet a dream
I really wanna scream
What is happening
The magic on this train
And everywhere I go
I sense a smell of you.

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge:
The majestic Glorietta,
Schonbrunn's little moon,
The waltzing Danube
And the beer drinking nook...
All dancing with the beat
When Vienna and I meet.

(Repeat Chorus, fade)

Copyright © 2009 Roro Music
International Copyright Secured
All Rights Reserved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMwUUijLjeg#

** Lyrics * *

MARIAM

1
I've been looking for you all over
Never thought I'd find you here.
We were friends at the very beginning
We then were lovers in the end;
I love you, Amy, more than anybody else
Cause you with me our love is blest -
I and Am.

2
Searchin' our own place to go
Seems like hide and seek we do.
Always, day or night, we planned to.
Always, day or night, we failed, too;
We love each other more than anybody else,
Our two hearts, one name we made,
Mariam.

Refrain:
Mariam!
Mariam!
Mariam!
Mariam!

Bridge:
I dreamed we traveled "heaven for two"
When I woke up it's only "campanario." (belfry)
Remember once you've said,
"You're mine forever!"
And I always wanted to take you home.

(Interlude)

Coda:
I've been looking for you all over
Never thought I'd find you here.
We were friends at the very beginning
We then were lovers in the end.

Copyright © 1980 Fro's Music | Foreign Brain Music
International Copyright Secured. All Rights Reserved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xParUqlkoIA#

** Lyrics **

ADO, MAHAL KITA

1
Di inaasahang panahon
At nakilala kita
Pagkat mahal ka naging akin ka
Sa biro ng iba.

2
Mula no’n lagi tayong magkasama
Pag ako’y nasa piling ng iba
Nasisira ang kagandahan mo
At nagwawala daw s’ya.

Tulay 1:
Ano ang kasalanan ko
Ba’t ikaw ay lalayo?
Ayaw mo bang maniwala
Sa mga pangako ko?

3
Na ikaw lamang ang s’yang mamahalin
Lahat sila’y hanggang kaibigan na lang
Kaya simula ngayon
Sana’y magbago ka na.

4
Ito ang itanim sa isip mo
Na tayo’y para sa atin lang
Tayo’y nagkasala na
Gagawin pa ba sa iba?
Uulitin pa ba?

Tulay 2:
Ba’t ka magagalit sa akin
May nagawa ba ako sa ‘yo?
Ayaw mo bang maniwala
Sa mga pangako?

Koda:
Na ikaw lamang ang siyang mamahalin
Lahat sila’y hanggang kaibigan na lang
Inaasahan ko na okey na
Ado, mahal kita.
Ado, mahal kita.
Ado, mahal kita.

Copyright © 1980 Fro’s Music
International Copyright Secured
All Rights Resserved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i6SibEVYHQ#

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 11, 2012, 11:57:14 AM
Mao nga akong tambag kanimo higala
Ayaw na lang nianang puasa-puasa
Kay kon molamay ang sakit sa imong pus-on
Basin ang lolang kunot imo nang lugoson

Pagkalisod gayod tohoan
Ang tawo nga dili katohoan
Sa matuod siya mosulti man
Nagdala gehapon ug daghang apan.

Di ko na lang usbon
Ug di ko usab litokon
Ang sulti sa imong higala
Kabahin niadtong usa ka lola.

Kung di palang karon cuaresma
Tua na unta tas kumbera
Hinay-hinay-ayaw e-arya
Ang damyo sa yaga-yaga.   

Duha ka guapo nga hari sa goryo-goryo
Bisan unsaon mga tawo dili gyod motoo
Mosulti man sila sa tinuod
Mga tigpaminaw igo ra mangusmod.

Bawawaw bawawaw
Paghot sa iro nga way hanaw
Kaninyo nagkatawa nga naminaw
Katoohon-dili kay lawgaw. 

Aw o no... amen! 

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 11, 2012, 09:08:46 AM
oi abi man nako ug amo rang mga governor Dre sa illinois ang tua sa prisohan. Pero ug mag inihapay ta Dre daghan amoa kay kara mahuman ang term nila prisohan may paingnan 

Mao ra na siya (Edwin Edwards) pagka karon... nitul-id na gamay after niya; nangahadlok tingale. Pero sa una diha pod mi laing banggiitan ni Gov. Huey P. Long. Kana si Edwards dretso pod na prisohan after his many terms, hehehehe.

Quote from: islander on March 11, 2012, 10:11:38 AM
hinoon, kana si hirsute lorenz... wait and see na lang.  give him a few years.  wa pa ta kahibawog mataktak pa nang iyang raven hair karong umaabot... and his taste for shoes may go along, who knows.

... pati pedal pants 

Sama sa among governor (Edwin Edwards) tua pa sa prisohan hangtud karon hehehe... 

Bisarap...

Talbog silang tanan!!! 

Ihilak ko lang sa tago...

What is this society... a dead theologian society? Hehehe...

Thanks, Isle! 

Older than me... 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLt_m6JyipY#

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me.. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with..'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away..'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Smith fainted

Quote from: islander on March 11, 2012, 02:02:30 AM

XXX

unya naay hermitanyo nga may powers (opkors, apil sa katilingban ang hermitanyo bisan di kaayo magpakita kay hermitanyo god) nga ni-offer sa usa aning managsilingan nga ihatag niya bisan unsay gusto, sa kondisyon nga doblehon kini paghatag ni senyor hermitanyo sa iyang kontra.

sa maong kondisyon nihangyo ang silingan nga babayeng tang-an nga butahon ang iyang usa ka mata.

Bwahahaha!!! 

** Lyrics to Bohol **

BOHOL

Words and music by TQ Solis, Jr.

Arranged by Romeo C. Mascarinas

Performed by J. Roel Lungay

1
Yuta nga tabunon
Mithi nga lumadnon
Dapit nga hamili
Ma'nindot ug madanihon.

2
Yuta nga pinili
Bililhong bahandi
Nga labaw sa bulawan
Sa Diyos gipanalanginan.

Koro:
Bohol kong pinalangga
Malipayon ako sa imong sabakan
Busa ampingan ko
Sa lunsay mahalon ka ning dughan.

(Repeat All)

3
Yuta nga tabunon
Mithi nga lumadnon
Dapit nga hamili
Mutya ka, damgo ka
Sa tanang lumad nga Bol-anon.

Coda:
Mutya ka, damgo ka
Sa tanang lumad nga Bol-anon.

Copyright © 1990 TQ Del Sol Music
International Copyright Secured
All Rights Reserved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NZDuh3XFQQ#

Quote from: islander on March 11, 2012, 12:42:47 AM
cholesterol kuno, huhuhu.  choleriz ba ning cholesterol uy.

Taas diay ni silag Kulas Tirol? 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 11, 2012, 12:51:52 AM
Isles, mo inom na ka'g Omega 3,6 Fatty Acids? They sell them on the pharmacy, you should take them twice a day. One after breakfast, and one after dinner. The Omega 3,6 Fatty Acid is now proven for its Cardiovascular Protective Ability.

It will raise your HDL (high density lipoporitein) and can help reduce the LDL (low density lipoprotein); LDL are what we call the bad cholesterol and HDL is the good cholesterol.

Okey ra man mo kaon og isda, just watch your cholesterol levels. Mo take na kag' statin or niacin drugs, Isles? If di pa, ask your MD about Atorvastatin, and Niacine. Maka lower na sa imong LDL and can raise HDL and also lower Triglycerides.

Pero og gusto ka mo lower imong TRIGS, green leafy vegetables can do it, too.

My dockie makes me take LOVASA 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 11, 2012, 12:54:02 AM
What am I doing today? Getting ready to attend a graduation ceremony for my students at Northwestern. I am requested to go as an Adjunct Clinical Instructor. Hahay, i gotta wear these robes. lol. I'm proud of these nursing students.

TB's proud of you!!! 

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 09, 2012, 01:05:24 PM

Ka hait og kagilok bas heel sa imong sapatos
Akong brief kadali rang ni us-os
Kining atong gebuhat sa ubos
Adto dangat sa imong pagka buros.

Si Bay Hubs ug Bay Bugs nagkatawa
Samtang si Ms Isle nagduha-duha
Si Dong Lorenzo natingala
Kung asa sangpot kining balaka.

Inday Raquel, dali ug marika
Apil ngari sa among pag hudyaka
Gamay'ng balak sige paka dak-a
Aron tanan mo bahakhak ug mokatawa. 

Quote from: chicogon on March 10, 2012, 08:06:28 PM

Tara na akong pinalangga
Biyaan ta kining dapita
Mangadto kita sa langit
Ug ngadto kita manyagit

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 10, 2012, 09:57:13 PM
Wala na koy angay pang mahayan
Sa paglabay ko ning kalibotan
Mao nga bahalag gikan didto
Moderetso kita sa impyerno.

Nagsulti ka sa matuod
Sa matag takna atong lawas nagbubod
Gibali wala ang tanan
Tungod lang sa usa ka lamian

Ma imperyo o ma langit
Nakalimtan tungod sa syagit
Mga balod sa pagmahay
Pagkahuman na lang isumpay

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

Pa kansi ba diay ko... 

Picnic soak 

Me too 

Soaked and happy...

I can make use of this...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on March 09, 2012, 01:05:24 PM

Make a Balak for This Situation

PAGKALAMI E SYAGIT

Pagka gilok ba sa akong gibati
Sa ilawom sa lamesa akong nasinati
Usa ka makapakulba nga kuhit
Pagkalami gayod e syagit

Dagpia kining akong mga mata
Sa akong damgo ako pukawa
Nagsigeg totok sa imong paa
Kini si Junior nga akong higala

Tara na akong pinalangga
Biyaan ta kining dapita
Mangadto kita sa langit
Ug ngadto kita manyagit

Root Beer akoa kay gikan sa root... natural pod kaayo 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRueQu6hQuo#noexternalembed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQmRnRmrBfY#

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euERWH2M4#

Di ko scholar kay Grade 3 paman ko... 

Man-made itik bwahahahaha!!! 

Anong say nyo?

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 10, 2012, 02:53:02 PM
Kamaayo jud mobuhat og estorya. Hmm, di ba kaha siya ang gasuwat adtong nagpatambag nga gihinganlan kunog James...

Nihisgot baya siya nga mao iya trabaho sa una hehehe 

Quote from: islander on March 10, 2012, 01:50:40 PM
tapusok man ni sa amo... haaayyy, kalami.  gigutom na hinoon ko da.  tukhi-tukhi lang tawon ang akong pagkaon ani kay giingnan na man ko sa doctor nga di magpalabi ug seafoods gawas sa isda, huhuhu.  

Same here... pero di kapugong!!! Usahay mo reklamo akong kidney hehehehe!!! 

Mga sipsip ni sila...

Iwag ngilit-ngilit dunay mitambo nga kwaknit
Mi tyabaw ug kusog bisan ug dili kini sakit
Siguro adunay nilugpit hapdos walay baid
Pagkahanoy matag pilit sa atong mga kutis
Mainitong singot parat-parat apan tam-is
Ki'ng gibati kong kalipay nga dili ikapapaambit
Nagpa anud-anud ki'ng sinalikway ngadto sa langit. 

TUBAG-BALAK SA ICE TEA OWNER

Kumusta na kaha ang darling kong Bugs
Bisan asa na lang to siya mag barog-barog
Kanako nagpa dungog-dungog
Pagka tam-is daw sa akong alindog.

Kay siya gisamok man daw usa ka hubog
Silingan-higala, morag mag akoy ilang gi ulog
Disgrasya gayod ang iyang pag dog
Karong gabii siguradong di ko motingog. 

Quote from: bugsay on March 09, 2012, 11:45:31 AM
dia ra ay!

Pagkatam-is sa imong alindog
Tataw kaayo diri sa di layo ako nagbarog.
Sinalipdan sa nagkitoy nga dahon sa sampinit
giduyan sa hoyohoy sa akong pagsil-ip

Di mo unta ma-alinggatan
Ang lagubo sa nagkurog ko’ng dughan
Gihamok sa hadla sa akong kauban
Si Hubag naas akong likuran

Duna diay tig samok2x sa likod 

Gam-an kaha nato nig laing istorya... morag sa kang Bay Glace, hahahaha!!! 

Ang request sa threadmaker kay "make balak" man daw... mao nang naningkakay na lang pod kog responde 

Timailhan sa imong kaanyag
Ang pula nga nagpalibot ug gimantala
Giunongan sa daghang sagbot
Lipstick, bulak ug kyutiks
Kulba sa imong dughan
Samtang duna kay gipaabot
Pagkahasol nga dili hisabtan
Moabot ba kaha ang kapitan -
Kapitan sa imong dughan -
Bungoton unta ug dili ka pasakitan. 

Basin confidential memorandum ni (later on ge expose hehehe) para sa Male Supervisor nga way hanaw kung unsa si babaye. Basin pod ug blondie ning tawhana, hehehe 

Welcome Pearl.Annika!!! Duna kay paisano deri si Sir FD... uswag Corella! 

ANG ICE TEA MO

Ang ice mo inday nagpalaway kanako
Ang kabugnaw niini migitik sa akong tangkugo
Imna na kini ug ayaw paantusa
Kining olitawong nagbudlat na ang mata.

Imong pahiyom hait pas karayom
Imong nawong gitawag nga matahum
Likod nianang gumamela nakita ko ang daghang mga mata
Akong pangutana: TB-lander kaha na sila?

Balik ta sa imong ice tea
Unsa na ba gyod ni kabugnaw
Ikabaylo ba kini sa imong katahum
Pilalangga kong inday?

Pagkalayo ba sa imong gitan-aw
Morag halayo sab ang pagka banhaw
Ki'ng gibati kong tin-aw
Nga hapit na lang ma bahaw.

balik sa ice tea...

Ang imong ice tea mitampisaw
Hilis nga nga ice nituyhakaw
Kung unta kini tinola pa nga sabaw
Kanimo ako na kinig giagaw.

Paalam, now, pinalangga kong inday
Sa hinay2x mo say kog goodbye
Haska boanga gyod ning imong ice tea inday
Hasta imong kaanyag ahat kong gipalabay!

Rhyme kaayo ning Benham Rise sa Balingsya Rice!!! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 09, 2012, 10:04:57 AM
Undersea land bigger than Luzon may soon be PH territoryBy Ryan Chua, ABS-CBN News
Posted at 08/15/2011 4:05 PM | Updated as of 08/15/2011 4:35 PM

Unlike the Spratly islands in the West Philippine Sea, no other country claims Benham Rise.

Sana... unta...  hopia

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 08, 2012, 10:12:45 PM
lovely pictures, chromatic film cguro ang gigamit sa camera..

Regular professional digital camera ra... Mardi Gras is simply colorful... no matter how you look at it