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Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn’t find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn’t there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn’t find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn’t find it.

The conductor said, ‘Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I’m sure you bought a ticket. Don’t worry about it.’

Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, ‘Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’t worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don’t need a ticket. I’m sure you bought one.’

Einstein looked at him and said, ‘Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don’t know is where I’m going.” -- http://hasnain.wordpress.com/


Bwahaha!

One day during a speaking tour, Albert Einstein’s driver, who often sat at the back of the hall during his lectures, remarked that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it so many times. Sure enough, at the next stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, with Einstein sitting at the back in his driver’s uniform.

Having delivered a flawless lecture, the driver was asked a difficult question by a member of the audience. “Well, the answer to that question is quite simple,” he casually replied. “I bet my driver, sitting up at the back there, could answer it…”


He he, brayt pud draybera da...

Quote from: islander on August 02, 2011, 12:15:11 PM
The number 7 in Biblical references symbolically represented perfect completion,...

Hmm, bantog ray tanlas jamo ang siete viernes...

Quote from: islander on August 02, 2011, 03:17:14 PM
15. “Gotten.”  (“What kind of word is that? It makes me shudder.”)

Hmm, kon Americanism pa, "I gotten almost Divorce" unta diay... 

A beach in China...





Pangitaa si Bugsay dinhi...

Quote from: chicogon on August 02, 2011, 02:47:45 AM
Ayon sa huli kong pakisuri iya ra jud tawong kuto, lusa, bunhok etc maoy followers, bwahahaha!!! 

Kanay klarong faithful worshippers! Lunod-patay!

Quote from: chicogon on August 02, 2011, 03:16:24 AM
Daghan baya mga perfectly "sane" deri sa TBland... pero sane as in "sane-yalan" ba 

Hmm, naay "sane-yal"? As in imperial seal?

Quote from: chicogon on August 02, 2011, 03:08:13 AM
Basin kaha ug dili ka taga Balinsya but a cross-breed of Jagna and Inabanga? "Sani ba, ite... magpa boang-boang galing?" 

Cross-breed? Taga Jagnabanga tali...

Dia ra ang sulod sa cathouse ni Ms. Isle, Bay Bugs. Hmm, asa kaha diay tawon ta pwede matulog ani...

Quote from: taga tigbao on August 02, 2011, 10:12:06 AM
Tubag: Bagjong Uring (Tropical Storm Thelma)

Estimated nga namatay 5,101 to 8,000 ang pinakagrabe didto sa Ormoc City, Leyte. Kung ibutang sa ratio ang namatay sa Ormoc, 3 ang namatay sa kada 4 nga taga Ormoc. Tungod sa nahitabo wa na ni gamita ang pangan nga Uring sa mga bagjo.

Hmm, mao man to ning hitaboa nga pila jud ka semana nga sa Visayas barato kaajo ang isda...

Quote from: statesville on August 02, 2011, 10:22:01 AM
mas maayo mag stretched out panagsa dili maayo magsigi pungko.. 

Hmm, pwede magsigig pungko pero naa lay tigmasahe?

Quote from: taga tigbao on August 02, 2011, 04:53:45 PM
Wa nay laing cause of traffic?

Hmm, nangita kay MINOR causes? Tsk, tsk, tsk, against the law na, Bay Tigs...

Kini kay santoson jud og nawong... 

Quote from: taga tigbao on August 02, 2011, 04:48:30 PM
Unsa man na? Ok-ok? Lod-anun jud ko da!

He he, pwede ni battered para di klaro ang porma. Lami pa ni sa okoy nga imong snacks usahay...

Quote from: bugsay on August 02, 2011, 02:12:28 PM
sama ra nga nipadayag ka'g pag yango sa nauwahi...

Bakwia, Bay Bugs, basin di na ta niya padayonon sa iyang cathouse, lisod na kay morag wa na ra bay klaro tong atong gihandom nga bugnawng kaugmaon...

Quote from: bugsay on August 02, 2011, 04:16:22 PM
unsa diay tuod ang buot ipasabot sa "ikaduhang Bathala"?.....

He he, di ba ikaduhang bathala man tong permi nimong ikauban pagtungas sa kintolimbo?

Hmm, invisible street gang? Wa jud tuoy round...

Quote from: islander on August 02, 2011, 02:56:32 PM
you're saying, of course, that dimensions having something to do with human senses, thus, if theoretical physics does not recognize or at least consider in research, say, the sense of hunger, would it be safe to say then that we are one dimension less?

Hmm, it doesn't follow, if you ask me. But maybe it would be safer to say that more research is necessary...

Niay tambal sa eyestrain...

Quote from: islander on August 02, 2011, 02:14:29 PM
Putting it to Rest

It’s long overdue to put the term “third world” to rest.  I have long advocated to use the term “developing country” for many reasons.  One, the “third world” term is archaic, historically inaccurate, and without measurable characteristics as described by the late Peter Bauer and others.  Two, although it is hard to truly define economies that are developing, developing countries comes closest to define what is happening in the world today in a more practical way.

Indeed. While the term "developing country" is inadequate and perhaps misleading (and is being disliked--expectedly--by many countries so described), it is to be preferred to "third world" which is anachronistic, vague, inaccurate, and meaningless.   

Quote from: islander on August 02, 2011, 01:33:58 PM
does this mean that there is no room for the 5th dimension as far as human senses go?

Hmm, the more human senses there are, the more sensible (he he) should the notion of there being more than 4 dimensions be...

Nakabawos ang toro...





 

Bwahaha!

Quote from: bugsay on August 02, 2011, 12:56:22 PM
nagtakuban ba kaha ni, or nagsulti's tinuod?... ;D

Ayawg sumpay, Botoy! 

Time for a drink break!

Quote from: islander on August 02, 2011, 12:15:11 PM
Seven Heavens is a part of cosmology found in many major religions such as Judaism, Islam and Hinduism and in some minor religions such as Hermeticism and Gnosticism.  The Divine Throne is said to be in or above the seventh heaven in most Abrahamic religions.

The number 7 in Biblical references symbolically represented perfect completion, as in the seven-day week, the seven eyes and horns seen on the Lamb of God in The Book of Revelation, and the seventh in the generations of Adam: Lamech who was completely wicked, and Enoch who walked with God.  The number also has a significance in Quranic numerology.

http://en.wikipedia.org/

Interestingly, in Dante's cosmology, there are nine celestial spheres, with God residing beyond them all, in the Empyrean.





(Hell, not surprisingly, has nine circles, too.)

There are between nine and twenty-one human senses, depending on who you ask, and how they define a sense. It is generally agreed that nine is the minimum. These are touch, taste, smell, sight, hearing, thermoception, nociception, equilibrioception, and proprioception. Hunger and thirst are also sometimes included. Generally, for something to qualify as a sense requires a free-standing sense organ associated with it. A sensory apparatus' primary source of information should be force data originating from outside the brain.

Thought or intuition is sometimes included as a sense, but this is incorrect. Human thoughts do not take data directly from reality, but rather from the confluence of sensory organs with which they are connected. Sometimes senses are perceived concurrently with each other, for example sounds that have colors associated with them. This phenomenon is called synesthesia, and is relatively rare, though often reported under the influence of hallucinogens or psychedelics.


More at: http://www.wisegeek.com/how-many-human-senses-are-there.htm

Quote from: islander on August 01, 2011, 02:14:36 PM
so there, we have the first four dimensions.  now comes the fifth dimension.  (unfortunately, the theories on dimensions number up to 11, and i could not even find all their names!)

these days, the fifth dimension is still a theory (and so are the sixth to eleventh).  thus:

The problem with detecting the fifth dimension (or the sixth, seventh, and so on) is that our bodies are built to measure only the three old-fashioned spatial dimensions, plus time as a fourth dimension.

Scientists have been hoping that at least one of the extra dimensions might be rolled up in such a way that its influence could be seen by measuring gravity's pull on a scale of, say, a millimeter or less.  So far, no anomalies have been officially reported, although there have been occasional blips that are likely due to tiny experimental errors rather than the fifth dimension.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13070896/

Hmm, we can relate this to the number of senses...


(from Wiki)

Senses are the physiological capacities within organisms that provide inputs for perception. The senses and their operation, classification, and theory are overlapping topics studied by a variety of fields, most notably neuroscience, cognitive psychology (or cognitive science), and philosophy of perception. The nervous system has a specific sensory system or organ, dedicated to each sense.

Human beings have a multitude of senses. In addition to the traditionally recognized five senses of sight (ophthalmoception), hearing (audioception), taste (gustaoception), smell (olfacoception or olfacception), and touch (tactioception), other senses include temperature (thermoception), kinesthetic sense (proprioception), pain (nociception), balance (equilibrioception) and acceleration (kinesthesioception). What constitutes a sense is a matter of some debate, leading to difficulties in defining what exactly a sense is.

Non-human animals also have receptors to sense the world around them, with degrees of capability varying greatly between species. Humans have a comparatively weak sense of smell, whilst other species may lack one or more of the traditional five senses. Other species may also intake and interpret senses in very different ways. Some species of animals are able to sense the world in a way that humans cannot, with some species able to sense electrical and magnetic fields, and detect water pressure and currents.

Quote from: chicogon on August 02, 2011, 02:54:53 AM
Duna diay ni gipahinungdan...

Hmm, kon maohon basin diay ang hilig kay Maxism, as in Max Surban of "Mitulo Na" fame...

Tashirojima cats waiting to be fed...





Hmm, ang nanay tingali ning Islander... 

Quote from: islander on August 02, 2011, 10:33:27 AM
only when the temperature reaches 40 degrees centigrade kay anha ra nako paandaron ang aircon.  magdaginot ta ginagmay sa koryente no?

Yataps, di mosukol si Bugsay ana kay naanad siyag room temperature nga 20 degrees ra. Adto na lang kuno siya ubos sa landong sa corn trees sa imong hacienda...

Hmm, ako pud bitaw, di jud ma-consider nga gentleman kay askal man akong iro, si Hobbes (as in Calvin and Hobbes):





- proud askal owner

Onsikantot, nagduhaduha mi kay basin imbis adto mi nimo papuy-on sa cathouse, adto diay sa outhouse...

Quote from: chicogon on August 02, 2011, 03:19:35 AM

O basin kanang nag meditate maoy scorer gesugo sa duha nga papiyongon 

Hmm, lisod ang pag-meditate kay naay disturbing sounds...

Quote from: islander on August 02, 2011, 10:06:44 AM
hinaot unta.  i'd be glad to have one cat-inspired cat house.  you would of course be most welcome to step in for some temporary lodging by then; vaccinations required, apil na nga buotan ka, di tabian, di k@watan, maayo moluto, naay police and barangay clearance, ug nagtangag ug recommendation from fr chic... kamong duha ni bugsay, opkors naman. 

Bwahaha! Hmm, unya, makaseguro kaha ka nga makabaton mig bugnaw nga kaugmaon?

The Downtown Dog: Brussels Griffon
It's the new: French bulldog
Potential names: Chewie, Jean-Pierre, Pee-wee
Preferred mode of transportation: Your man bag

The Brussels griffon is not only the perfect size for apartment life; it's genetically engineered for the big city, having been bred by cab drivers to keep rats out of stables, back when taxis were literally horse-powered. Even now the breed will earn its keep by hunting down rodents, if your neighborhood is still, you know, "bohemian." Brussels griffons make better roommates than most people on Craigslistâ€"they'll get along just fine with your girlfriend's cat, require very little grooming, and despite being ballsy rat-assassins, aren't as yippy and feisty as their size would lead you to believe. Like many urbanites, the Brussels can get moody and high-strung when bored, so keep yours entertained. Take it out to brunch, toss the ball around the loft, or dress the Ewok-faced canine in a leather vest and reenact Return of the Jedi.

The Popped Collar of Canines: Soft-Coated Wheaten Terrier
It's the new: Portuguese water dog
Potential names: Errol, Tuffy, Lord Byron von Nottingsworth III
Summers on: Nantucket; Mustique; the yacht

There are few options for the man who's allergic to dogs, and fewer still if he wants a dog with the silky blond locks of an SMU Tri-Delt but simply can't tolerate any shedding on his antique Persian carpets. For that man, there's the wheatenâ€"a hypoallergenic Irish breed that, despite its pageant looks, was developed for fox and badger hunting. These days you'll find them mostly on the manicured lawns of country estates, where the only things they chase are German luxury sedans. Ignore the terrier in the nameâ€"they're nothing like their hyperactive, ankle-biting cousins. Wheatens are fun-loving and lively but also laid-back, which means they're just as happy at your country home as in your city pied-à-terre. That flaxen hair does require regular brushingâ€"but that's what the help is for.

A Big- Dog for a Big Man: Bullmastiff
It's the new: Doberman pinscher
Potential names: Anything but Spike
Required accessory: Dedicated slobber towel

Rottweilers are great if you get your kicks frightening small children. But if you want an awe-inspiring dog that will also make women go "Aww!" this is your breed. Centuries ago, British gamekeepers mixed the lumbering mastiff with the squat, tough English bulldog to create the bullmastiff, a canine bounty hunter adept at tracking and subduing poachers without tearing them to bits. They could treat a human like a chew toy, but that's not their style; bullmastiffs are docile, slobbery teddy bears at heart. Oddly enough, given their size, they make great apartment dogs. A male can easily reach 130 pounds, but the breed doesn't need much space or exercise, so look elsewhere for a running buddy.

The Outdoor Man's Sidekick: Australian Shepherd
It's the new: Border collie
Potential names: Patch, Bear, Patagonia
Preferred mode of transportation: Vintage Land Rover Defender

There's a reason Aussies are known as "Velcro dogs"â€"the devoted breed will happily attach itself to your hip and follow wherever you go, whether it's a brisk walk around Bonnaroo or the entire Appalachian Trail. The ranchers who bred them would ask the dogs to babysit in a pinch; they're born to herd and don't care whether it's cows or rowdy toddlers that they're keeping in line. They're also tireless, intelligent, and, like many of their owners, awesome at Frisbee. The Aussie is one of the only breeds you can actually take mountain bikingâ€"they have no problem keeping up and aren't dumb enough to jump in front of your bike or try to eat the tires. All that energy and athleticism can make them maddeningly hyperactive, so be sure you have an acre or forty of open space and that you train your Aussie early.

How to Choose Your New Best Friend
By Grayson Schaffer and Josh Dean, GQ Magazine, Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:05pm PDT


There are 170 dog breeds, but these four are the only ones you need to know. Whether you want a booze-brunch companion, a half-buddy/half-babysitter mix, or the canine version of Paul Bunyan, we've got the right breed for you.

Quote from: islander on August 02, 2011, 07:54:58 AM
Japan’s many small and isolated communities often try to raise their profile by actively promoting anything that might distinguish them as being something special â€" and worthy of a visit.  Tashirojima is no different, and the island is studded with inns and outbuildings boasting a cacophony of cat-like detailing.


images via: Tofugu and Travelpod


http://webecoist.com/

Hmm, I won't be surprised kon magpatukod si Ms. Isle og ingon ani nga cathouse...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 02, 2011, 09:02:57 AM
Some of the watchdog types interviewed by the Times questioned whether the agreement is appropriate, especially given Biden's deficit reduction leadership role. Leslie Paige, spokeswoman for Citizens Against Government Waste, said there's no question Biden deserves protection, "but this arrangement seems bizarre to me."

"You'd think the vice president, who shepherded the deficit committee, would think twice about charging the Secret Service rent. Why would he need the money? I don't get it."

By Rachel Rose Hartman | The Ticket â€" 5 hrs ago


Joe Biden is a landlord to the Secret Service.

That's right.

The Washington Times reports that Biden has collected $13,200 from the Secret Service since April to rent a cottage adjacent to his Wilmington, Del., home and continues to charge the agency rent. The Secret Service has agreed to pay $2,200 per month for use of the house in order to provide security to the Biden family, according to Edwin M. Donovan, special agent in charge at the Secret Service's Office of Government and Public Affairs in Washington.

(By the way, that's no discount on the rent--the Times reports that's the amount paid by the previous tenant.)

Some of the watchdog types interviewed by the Times questioned whether the agreement is appropriate, especially given Biden's deficit reduction leadership role. Leslie Paige, spokeswoman for Citizens Against Government Waste, said there's no question Biden deserves protection, "but this arrangement seems bizarre to me."

"You'd think the vice president, who shepherded the deficit committee, would think twice about charging the Secret Service rent. Why would he need the money? I don't get it."

The agency says it is a unique situation. "We don't pay rent to any other protectees," Donovan told The Ticket, but he added that the agency had wanted to be in close proximity to the vice president's house. Officials had been renting other properties in the area when Biden's cottage tenant moved out. So, the Secret Service reached out.

"The cottage was an existing rental property at the time the Secret Service signed its lease," Kendra Barkoff, press secretary for the vice president, informed the newspaper and wrote in an email to The Ticket. -- http://news.yahoo.com/

Quote from: chicogon on August 02, 2011, 02:44:52 AM
Ang lambo rana sa maong nisabod. Maoy gidangat sa pagka "fashionista" 

Hmm, wa ba kaha masabod sa dila nga nidiwalwal?

Quote from: chicogon on August 02, 2011, 02:32:04 AM
Amo ma ning silingan 

Hmm, at least nakakita ka sa original nga porma sa iyang lawas sa wa pa siya mosugod og bodybuilding...

Quote from: islander on August 01, 2011, 09:37:45 PM
bahala ba uroy...

Hmm, unsa kahay imong choice of game kon i-challenge ka ani to a duel, Ms. Isle?

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on August 01, 2011, 09:17:53 PM
Pass. hehehe

He he, mohangyo lang kaha tag maskulado nga TB member nga maoy mahimong silbi atong champion...

Quote from: islander on August 01, 2011, 09:36:24 PM
hehe, not that sweeping.  a rose by any other name could be an antuwanga...

Ah, sa ato pa jud, sticking to the subject at hand, an eye by any other name could be a matag tiki?

Oi, naa man diay kauban nga nagpahipi, ambot kon nag-meditate ba pud kaha... 

Quote from: islander on August 01, 2011, 08:57:28 PM
naa ba kaha intawoy moangkon namo nga tag-iya aning kalakiha? 

He he, malagmit naay angkonon si Fr. Chic...

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 17, 2011, 07:02:24 AM
Juan Baptista dos Santos

As a child, Juan was considered quite handsome, fit and well proportioned â€" except for the two distinct penises and third leg he possessed. Santos’ third leg was actually two legs which were fused together and while it lacked motor control, it could be moved freely by hand. Both penises functioned perfectly. An 1865 report stated that Santos used both penises during intercourse and, after finishing with one he would continue with the other. It also stated that he had a ravenous sexual appetite.

Blanche Dumas

She had a very broad pelvis, two imperfectly developed legs and a third leg attached to her coccygeus and, in addition to normal well developed breasts, she also had two smaller rudimentary breasts â€" complete with nipples â€" close together above her pubic area. Furthermore Blanche also had two vaginas and two well-developed vulvas and, allegedly, both had equally developed sensitivity. Her sexual appetite was said to be very pronounced. She was know to have many male admirers and was know to ‘entertain’ men with both her vaginas.

Tagbaw jud diay sila sa usag-usa kon maohon... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 01, 2011, 07:34:31 PM
nakakaon na'g tagam?

Basin gipukaw nga nag-nap...

Quote from: islander on August 01, 2011, 06:31:27 PM
sa totoo lang, para kasing pinagsamantalahan ang utak ko dahil sa lamig na iyon.  unsa man god tuoy daotan kun dawaton nga naay creature nga bugnaw ug simod, sama nako?  gitiwasan man ni bugsay ug airconditioned future, na, hala, the die is cast...  

Hmm, sa ato pa, si Bugsay maoy sad-an sa tanan? 

Quote from: BolBuhol on August 01, 2011, 07:35:49 PM
atikatik lang gid sila

Kon sin-o lang gid ang masal-ot sang bursa haw...

Quote from: BolBuhol on August 01, 2011, 07:36:39 PM
sangsing lang gid hang lalaki haw

Bwahaha! Longtaym nosi batnaw sinaw gid tod!

Indi lang sangsing, may naa ginagkuot sa ubos gid haw!

Hmm, gikigwa ba pud kaha nis Indayon...

Quote from: islander on August 01, 2011, 07:23:09 PM
daan pa lagi kong tblander.

Hmm, tirada nig nabiktima na...

Quote from: islander on August 01, 2011, 06:25:15 PM
di ba kaha tblander ang scammer?

Hmm, tblander, or islander?

EINSTEIN was asked by his hostess at a social gathering to explain his theory of relativity. Said the great mathematician,

"Madam, I was once walking in the country on a hot day with a blind friend, and said that I would like a drink of milk."

"Milk?" said my friend, "Drink I know; but what is milk?"

"A white liquid," I replied.

"Liquid I know; but what is white?"

"The colour of a swan's feathers."

"Feathers I know; what is a swan?"

"A bird with a crooked neck."

"Neck I know; but what is this crooked?"

"Thereupon I lost patience. I seized his arm and straightened it. "That's straight," I said; and then I bent it at the elbow. "That's crooked."

"Ah!" said the blind man, "Now I know what you mean by milk!" -- http://oaks.nvg.org/

Mas daghan lag folds si doggy...

Quote from: islander on July 27, 2011, 10:10:00 AM
she worships herself.

Hmm, naa ba kahay followers kon maohon...   

Quote from: bugsay on August 01, 2011, 06:11:40 PM
late pod lage nga nakabasa....hehehe

He he, wa dayon ko mosulod ani nga thread bisan nakabasa na ko sa title. Di man gud ko tigbantay og scam kay wa may magpabuangbuang og pangilad sa master mangingilad, bwahaha!

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on July 28, 2011, 04:41:59 AM
I did read somewhere in INQUIRER.NET that a LOT of PEOPLE are praying for her....................NA SANA MATULUYAN na si GOYANG...

Hmm, impas tanang utang kon maohon...

Quote from: bugsay on July 31, 2011, 03:16:15 PM
  ;D

Hmm, unsa kahay buot ipasabot ni Bay Bugsay aning iyang tubag? Buot ba kaha niyang ipasabot nga sigon sa iyang personal nga kasinatian, nanglipaghong ang scammer?

Quote from: chicogon on July 31, 2011, 01:19:03 AM
Aw, gakatawa diay nang laki? Abi pod nakog nihilak bwahahaha 

Tuod no? Basin natumban iyang tiil...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 30, 2011, 10:27:21 PM
Naa seguro silay nahinumduman nga dili nila gusto mahinumduman pa.

Hmm, duda ko nga naay kalambigitan sa kalainan sa ilang mga gidak-on...

He he, hirit pa jud...


 

Isa pa nga...


 

Kitty na pud...

Another one...

Albert Einstein's alter ego...


 

I'm sorry I was a point you were destined to miss. --Jewel

Don't try to change other people's minds, instead focus on your own. --Jake The Peg

Quote from: chicogon on August 01, 2011, 01:36:04 AM
Basin init ra jamo ang mantika ug nasobrahan ug luto maong natibugon ang "foreign bodies" sa kigow 

Hmm, unya ang resulta nga potahe, kigwa patties?

Quote from: islander on July 31, 2011, 10:47:39 PM
toy, angay ra nig kigow nga gipritohan ug danggit.  sa akong mahinumdoman, paborito nimo ning isdaa.

Hmm,mas lami ang danggit nga inun-onan. Sabagay, lami man jud ang inun-onan...

Quote from: chicogon on August 01, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
Or basin D(a) H(adlok) ni hahahaha 

He he, OK lang tingali kon D(i) H(ilak)...

Quote from: islander on July 30, 2011, 11:20:11 PM
what is weird is that their church has adherents who believe in him.  whew!

Weird baya pud iyang nawong...

Update us on this one, Ms. Isle. Unsa kahay desisyon sa New York state court ani...

Hmm, case of mistaken identity man ning imoha, Ms. Isle. Di man tingali ni maong bungotona...

Quote from: chicogon on August 01, 2011, 11:04:17 AM
May pagka pagodpod (kagumkom sa cebuano) na diay ni bwahahaha 

He he, kusahos nga kagumkom?

Quote from: chicogon on August 01, 2011, 11:06:42 AM
Hilig nig Marxism ning tawhana na 

You mean, Climarxism?

Warning alang sa cruel to animals...

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 31, 2011, 07:33:19 PM
Dia ra ang usa sa TB hotties nga dugay nang inactive...

Guess who...

Quote from: chicogon on August 01, 2011, 02:03:17 AM
Hmmmm bungoton ra ba 

Hottie nga bungoton? 

Kining bungot--or even just the suggestion of one--dako jud diayg ikatabang...

AP â€" Sat, Jul 30, 2011


COTTONDALE, Ala. (AP) â€" Authorities say a woman who dressed like a man and drew a beard on her face has robbed an Alabama bank.

Police say the suspect robbed the Cottondale branch of the Bank of Tuscaloosa on Friday, and she may have been involved in another bank heist earlier this month.

Witnesses told officers she had a "drawn on" beard when she entered the bank. Police say she told tellers she had a bomb and demanded money after placing a device on a counter.

She took an undisclosed amount of money and then fled the scene.

The FBI and local police are investigating. -- http://news.yahoo.com/

By Trevor Mogg | Digital Trends â€" Sat, Jul 30, 2011


An avid Xbox gamer died from a blood clot which formed as a result of marathon gaming sessions, an autopsy has revealed.

According to the UK’s Sun newspaper, 20-year-old Brit Chris Staniforth, who had never had any serious health problems before, played on his Xbox for up to 12 hours at a time.

The pathologist who performed the autopsy said that the clot, known as deep vein thrombosis, was the cause of Staniforth’s death.

Such clots can form in the legs or lower part of the body when a person stays in the same position for a long period of time without taking a break. For the clot to be fatal, it would have to become detached and enter the bloodstream, where it can eventually cause a blockage in the lungs. Air passengers on long-haul flights are particularly at risk if they sit in the same position for the entire journey.

Chris Staniforth’s father, David, told the Sun, “Chris lived for his Xbox. When he got into a game he could play it for hours and hours on end, sometimes 12 hours in a stretch. He got sucked in playing Halo online against people from all over the world.”

He continued: “I’m not for one minute blaming the manufacturer of Xbox. It isn’t their fault that people use them for so long. But I want to highlight the dangers that can arise.”

But let’s just take a moment to get this into perspective. Most gamers do not die from blood clots caused by playing video games for long stretches. Staniforth was extremely unlucky.

But just as passengers on long-haul flights are advised to do, it would be wise to get up and have a stretch from time to time â€" it’ll prevent the onset of a stiff back if nothing else.

A spokesperson for Xbox-maker Microsoft told the Sun: “We recommend gamers take breaks to exercise as well as make time for other pursuits.” -- http://news.yahoo.com/

Quote from: islander on August 01, 2011, 12:25:46 PM
almost get divorced.

Hmm, as in "igot almost divorce"? (Pa-igot ba, pero wa madayon...)

Quote from: chicogon on August 01, 2011, 11:40:26 AM
Magka edaran (aging is an unwanted process for some hehehe) the tougher it is to maintain sanity (LoL).

He he, perhaps it's a good thing I lost my sanity in my youth.  Hmm, now looking back I'm beginning to think I never had it at all...

Grateful kaayo si goaty, o, tan-awa iyang pahiyom...