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Quote from: islander on August 03, 2011, 10:56:41 PM
pero por santo, mahimo man intawong ibilin sa gate sa asilo o sa carmelite nuns, o kun layo ra para sa inahan, adto na lang unta sa pultahan sa kumbento, nganong sa basurahan pa man.

Hmm, di ba kaha nagtuo ang naglabay nga wa nay kinabuhi ang maong masuso? Unya naulian diay mao nga mihilak?

Hmm, di ba kaha makat-on ning bataa sa mga pamaagi sa migamit niya...

Bitaw, kay sigon sa mga silingan morag habitual man ang pagdagmal...

Quote from: chicogon on August 06, 2011, 12:19:18 AM


Pwede mo apil ug meditate? 

Hmm, wa man ni siya mag-meditate. Mora man ni siyag nalibang...

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 09:39:32 PM
...and such sundry appendages often fail to respond, set back by diminution or capability, perhaps?

Often it's a matter of proper inducement. Thus is a GRO's worth measured, by how promptly her necromancy brings the dead back to life...

Hmm, laslas jud ang tiyan...

Ni Romeo T. Limpangog (Banat) Updated August 06, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Samaron ang usa ka ulitawo human kini dunggaba og buak nga botelya sa iyang amahan didto sa sitio Calubihan sa barangay Marigondon, dakbayan sa Lapulapu sa miaging buntag.

Ang biktima mao si Jojo Sagarino, 20, ulitawo ug ang suspetsado usab mao ang iyang amahan nga si Raul Sagarino, 42, nga pulos nagpuyo sa maong dapit.

Si PO3 Allan Pantaleon sa homicide section sa kapolisan sa maong dakbayan miingon nga gikan pa sa inom ang suspetsado ug hubog na kini nga nahiuli sa ilang balay.

Sa pag-abot sa ilang balay, iyang gisugo ang biktima, apan wala usab dayon motuman ang naulahi hinungdan nga nasuko ang suspetsado ug nagkalalis ang duha. Dihang miinit ang panaglalis sa amahan ug anak, ang nahauna kinsa init kaayo og ulo gumikan sa kalasbag mikuha og basiyo sa bino dayong pospos niini sa yuta.

Unya ang dapit sa liog sa botelya nga buak maoy gikuptan sa suspetsado ug gihansak kini  ngadto sa tiyan sa iyang anak. Dali nga gidala ang biktima ngadto sa Lapulapu City Hospital apan gibalhin kini   ngadto sa Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center sa dakbayan sa Sugbo. Si PO3 Pataleon miingon nga ang suspetsado kinsa nadakpan dayon nila kasamtangang gibalhog sa ilang detention cell.   - (BANAT NEWS)

Quote from: chicogon on August 06, 2011, 12:21:54 AM


Unsa god nang inyong tig ingon nga meditation be? 

Hmm, feel na feel kaayo niya ang meditation, walang pakialam sa mundo...

Quote from: chicogon on August 06, 2011, 12:20:34 AM

Nakaabot na sa Nirvana ning unggoyitoha ni...

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 06, 2011, 07:46:35 AM
Matud pang Magbanua nga sa iyang pagsusi sa bata iyahang namatikdan nga daw nagkadeperensya na kini sa pangisip tungod kay bisan paman sa nahiagumang mga dili na normal nga mga bun-og sa kalawasan nagkatawa-tawa ra kini.

Kaluoy, nadaot na tingali ang linghod nga pangisip. 

Ang nagdagmal maoy klarong naay deperensya sa utok... 

Ni Romeo T. Limpangog (Banat) Updated August 06, 2011 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Usa ka 5-anyos nga batang babaye ang namatay sulod sa tambalanan human gikatahong gikulata og maayo sa 18-anyos nga anak sa amahan sa bata sa laing inahan diha sa barangay Alang-Alang, dakbayan sa Mandaue.

Si PO1 Diana Magbanua sa Women’s Desk Section sa kapolisan sa Presinto 1 sa Centro Police Station sa Mandaue City Police Office (MCPO) sa pakighinabi sa Banat News miingon nga ang namatay mao si Kate Ariane, 5.

Sumala pa niini nga gidala sa ilang buhatan sa apohang babaye ang bata niadtong Hunyo 15 niining tuiga tungod sa pagdagmal sa suspek sa bata.

Dugang pa niya nga base sa iyang pagtan-aw sa kalawasan daghan kini og mga bun-og ug garas sa kalawasan nga gialegar sa apohan nga binuhatan sa 18-anyos nga igsuon sa bata sa amahan kinsa giila sa bata nga iyahang ‘ina-ina.’

Matud pang Magbanua nga sa iyang pagsusi sa bata iyahang namatikdan nga daw nagkadeperensya na kini sa pangisip tungod kay bisan paman sa nahiagumang mga dili na normal nga mga bun-og sa kalawasan nagkatawa-tawa ra kini.

Hinungdan nga iyahang gitambagan ang apohan nga ipahiling kini dayon sa Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center sa dakbayan sa Sugbo.

Apan si Magbanua miingon nga milungtad lang og pipila ka mga adlaw nga pagpatambal sa biktima sa nahisgutang tambalanan namatay kini gihapon niadtong Hulyo 27.

Matud pa ni Magbanua nga daghan sa mga silingan sa maong dapit ang nakasaksi sa gihimo sa suspetsado ngadto sa biktima sama sa pagbunal niini og gahing butang ug pagkandado sa bata sa panimalay uban sa 9-anyos nga batang lalaki nga igsuon sa namatay.

Gikatakdang pasakaan og kasong child abuse resulting to homicide ang suspetsado kinsa giingong milayas na ug adto na magpuyo sa usa ka lungsod sa habagatang bahin sa lalawigan sa Sugbo.   (EIM)   - (BANAT NEWS)

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 10:19:08 PM
what a silly claim.  besides, it's limited to the english language.  what if I.L.L. means the opposite in some other language?

Hmm, naa koy nahunahunaan nga positive meaning sa initials nga I.L.L. sa Binisaya, pero tekret lang kay basin ma-ban ko...

Onsikantot, naa puy negative... 

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 09:21:32 PM
friend, yes.  town, no.  the world is round, mate.  

Hmm, di na uroy moangkon, ay...

Quote from: chicogon on August 06, 2011, 12:16:39 AM


"Kamo ra ba diay kahibawo...
kahibaw man gani pod kog yogyog, aw, yoga diay"  

He he, sipat man jamog nawong ning unggoya ni, morag kung fu monkey...

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 09:47:59 PM
mora pa gyod ug nag-levitate...

Tuod no? Hmm, kahinumdom man lang tang St. Joseph of Cupertino...

By Steven Russolillo
of DOW JONES NEWSWIRES
AUGUST 5, 2011, 5:17 P.M. ET


NEW YORK (Dow Jones)--U.S. blue-chip stocks closed higher Friday in a whipsawed trading session, but it wasn't enough to prevent major indexes from staging the biggest weekly decline since the financial crisis.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average finished up 60.93 points, or 0.54%, to 11444.61. For the week, the blue-chip index finished down 698.63 points, or 5.75%, its biggest weekly point drop since October 2008. It has dropped 9.75% over the last two weeks and is down 1.15% for the year.

Stocks experienced turbulent trading through much of Friday's session. The Dow gained as much as 171.73 points minutes after the open following a better-than-expected U.S. jobs report, but lost those gains within the first half-hour of trading and dropped as much as 244.68 points at its morning low.

The measure bounced off the lows in the early afternoon as investors cheered news that Italy will speed up its fiscal-consolidation timetable. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi pledged to push labor reforms and said Italy would balance its budget by 2013, a year earlier than planned.

Berlusconi's comments came at a hastily called news conference in an effort to quell fears about the euro zone's third-largest economy.

"The somewhat stabilizing news out of Europe [allowed us] to bounce from very oversold levels," said Tom Donino, co-head of trading at First New York Securities.

The Standard & Poor's 500-stock index edged 0.69 point, or 0.06%, lower to 1199.38. For the week, it finished down 7.2%, its biggest percentage drop since November 2008. The index is down 10.83% throughout the last two weeks.

The Nasdaq Composite Index tumbled 23.98 points, or 0.94%, to 2532.41. The technology-oriented index slumped 8.13% this week and is down 11.42% over the last two weeks.

Volume was heavy, as 8.62 billion shares traded hands in NYSE composite volume. It was the largest volume day since May 7, 2010, the day after the "flash crash." By comparison, average daily volume this year is 4.14 billion, excluding Friday's action. -- http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20110805-717438.html

08/06/2011 | 12:35 AM


At Thursday’s secret informal meeting in Tokyo, Japan, President Benigno Aquino III and Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) Chair Al Haj Murad Ibrahim said both sides want “to fast track the negotiations" so that they can implement whatever agreement is made before Aquino’s term ends in 2016.

At a press conference in Malacañang on Friday, Government of the Philippines (GPH) Peace Panel Chair Marvic Leonen was asked how soon the President wants a peace agreement with the MILF and he replied “It’s four years and eleven months more to go, so soon enough."

“Mahirap magbigay ng taning kapag nagne-negotiate," he explained. “Kasi kapag nagbigay ka ng taning o ng specific deadline, it can be bound to be frustrated because both of you are pressuring each other to achieve that deadline without looking whether you are keeping substantively with your agreements.".

Further interviewed by GMA News Online, Leonen said, “We don’t want to have a scenario where the ceasefire is forever. A timetable is only indicative. It gives the panel a target to work for."

He said that the MILF viewed the government’s offer for a meeting with the President as a “grand gesture" and a “great leap forward," adding that the Moro group was honored that this historical meeting had taken place.

This was the first time, he noted, that a Philippine president had met with the MILF chair since the negotiations began 14 years ago.

Leonen clarified to reporters that the MILF is no longer considered as a secessionist group.

“They are not asking to be a separate state. Their proposal is that they be considered Filipino citizens but with Bangsamoro as a national identity. There is no international law or domestic law implication of the government meeting with a group that it wants seriously to have peace with in any other place in the entire planet," he said.

The MILF said it was Aquino who “initiated" last June having a “personal meeting" with Murad anywhere in the Philippines.

The next formal exploratory talks between the two panels are scheduled on August 22-24 in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. The government is expected to issue a counter-proposal to the MILF's demand to set up a "state within a state" for Muslim provinces in Mindanao. â€"MRT/VS, GMA News

In 1997, eight Trappist abbeysâ€"six from Belgium (Orval, Chimay, Westvleteren, Rochefort, Westmalle and Achel), one from the Netherlands (Koningshoeven) and one from Germany (Mariawald) - founded the International Trappist Association (ITA) to prevent non-Trappist commercial companies from abusing the Trappist name. This private association created a logo that is assigned to goods (cheese, beer, wine, etc.) that respect precise production criteria. For the beers, these criteria are the following:

    The beer must be brewed within the walls of a Trappist abbey, by or under control of Trappist monks.

    The brewery, the choices of brewing, and the commercial orientations must obviously depend on the monastic community.

    The economic purpose of the brewery must be directed toward assistance and not toward financial profit. --Wiki

The Trappist order originated in the Cistercian monastery of La Trappe, France. Various Cistercian congregations existed for many years, and by 1664 the Abbot of La Trappe felt that the Cistercians were becoming too liberal. He introduced strict new rules in the abbey and the Strict Observance was born. Since this time, many of the rules have been relaxed. However, a fundamental tenet, that monasteries should be self-supporting, is still maintained by these groups.

Monastery brewhouses, from different religious orders, existed all over Europe, since the Middle Ages. From the very beginning, beer was brewed in French cistercian monasteries following the Strict Observance. For example, the monastery of La Trappe in Soligny, already had its own brewery in 1685. Breweries were only later introduced in monasteries of other countries, following the extension of the trappist order from France to the rest of Europe. The Trappists, like many other religious people, originally brewed beer as to feed the community, in a perspective of self-sufficiency. Nowadays, trappist breweries also brew beer to fund their works and for good causes. Many of the trappist monasteries and breweries were destroyed during the French Revolution and the World Wars. Among the monastic breweries, the Trappists were certainly the most active brewers: in the last 300 years, there were at least nine Trappist breweries in France, six in Belgium, two in the Netherlands, one in Germany, one in Austria, one in Bosnia and possibly other countries.

Today, seven trappist breweries remain active, 6 in Belgium and 1 just over the Belgian border, in the Netherlands.

In the twentieth century, the growing popularity of Trappist beers led some brewers with no connection to the order to label their beers "Trappist". After unsuccessful trials, monks finally sued one such brewer in 1962 in Ghent, Belgium. --Wiki

Beers from all seven trappist breweries available in 2009, from left to right: Achel, Westvleteren, Orval, Rochefort, Chimay, Westmalle and La Trappe (Koningshoeven)

A Trappist beer is a beer brewed by or under control of Trappist monks. There are a total of 174 Trappist monasteries worldwide (as of April 2011); only seven (six in Belgium and one in the Netherlands) produce Trappist beer and are authorized to label their beers with the Authentic Trappist Product logo that indicates a compliance to the various rules of the International Trappist Association. --Wiki

                                                                                        


                                                                                        Chimay is one of Belgium's
                                                                                        famous Trappist beers

Google is one of the most easily-recognizable, and most helpful, web-sites ever devised. Question: Could it be harmful to our memory? Answer: Yes. Constant repetition builds and bolsters our memory. Whether it is cooking, driving, working or playing, the same actions repeated over and over again reinforces our memories, and helps us to continue that activity in less and less time, and with more and more efficiency. Google, however, helps us to forget. When information is so easily and readily accessible, we don’t have to remember how we got that information, and our memory doesn’t become as well-reinforced. -- http://listverse.com/

Di na jud mo kaingon nga wa ni mag-meditate. Tan-awa and palibot, klaro nga cloistered monk(ey) ni siya... 

Tan-awa di ba way kalainan...

What is in a name? According to the University of California in San Diego, a longer life! People with initials that double as “negative” words (like D.U.D., I.L.L., or D.E.D., for example) can expect to see a decrease in life-expectancy by as much as three years! Those with initials that double as “positive” words (like W.O.W. or J.O.Y.) can live almost 4.5 years longer than the average life-expectancy! No one is sure why this is the case, however. The only known way to confront this issue is to change your name! -- http://listverse.com/

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 08:26:28 PM
dagway ba uroy. unya, nalipong na mong hubag sa baho sa silya?     

He he, mas hagtik pas katsubong!

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 08:21:28 PM

kon lipay sila,
lipay pod ta..

hehehe..

He he, mao nay pilosopiya sa mga tigsabulak og katagbawan...

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 08:27:24 PM
ebolosyon pod....

Hmm, ang delikado kon naay ebolosyon pabali, as in gikan sa tawhanong porma mobalik ngadto sa porma nga pwede sa yuta ug pwede pud sa tubigan... 

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 07:36:52 PM
nangaunsa mo? nanggimantinir ug baho nga nabilin sa silya?  otot ang tawag ana sa amo, mga ondo! 

Aw, naa pud na, pero ang maong baho makapaislag, samtang ang baho nga gidalit sa silingang dakbayan makabihag sa kalag...

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 07:54:47 PM
uyy.....daw, hapsay ang atong adlaw karon maam isles, kon sa taga salot pa, "nakatagpilaw dagway?"..

He he, nakatagpilaw nga nagpabalantang?

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 08:09:28 PM

bwahahaha......

dinhi natukod ang usa sa unang mga sibilisasyon......nagpasabot nga abunda kini sa bahal ug kinilaw...

He he, kini nagpasabot lamang nga kon asa ang bolinaw, adunay nahilambigit nga sibilisasyon (nga gidasonan pagpamatuod sa presensya sa bahal ug kinilaw)...

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 08:04:11 PM
tawgon talang sa pong nga "ulipon" ug di manlalaban.....

Ulipon? Hmm, kay ang gitamod mao ra man ang kahimuot sa agawon, mas kasaligan diay kon maohon...

He he, daghan baya pud ang bolinaw dinhing dagata, Bay Bugs...

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
manumangil ra ba... bad boy.  tug-an na lang god... nga ikaw tong nanghinguto.

He he, parehas tuod mig nawong pero si Bugsay to, oi...

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 07:44:36 PM
kulitos, en ader words?

Hmm, parion lang...

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 07:48:55 PM
hala!  she looks like a very good friend of mine, honest.

Hmm, a friend and a town mate, to boot?

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 07:31:10 PM

bwahahahaha....
..tinuod, nagbilin na kini'g lama sa akong bongbong sa handurawan.....lisod na'ng langkaton....magisi lang hinuon ug mosamot ug tuhop ang ka la niini diha sa panumduman, gawas kon taptapan na usab ug laing kahigayonan nga susama ra usab sa nahiuna...

Bwahaha! Ug sa maong pagtaptap imong gipatunhay ang lintunganay sa imong pagkamanlalaban sa gihisgotang tulumanon, ug gumikan niini isipon kang bayani sa mga deboto sa baho nga gamhanan...

Mikuyanap usab sa akong galamhan ang gihambin mong kasakit, higala. Usahay, iatubang ko na lang ang kulismaot kong nawong sa lawod sa kagahapon aron lamang makabaton akog igong kaisog pagharong sa pintas nga kamatuoran sa gidangatan sa kaliwat tang tabunon...

http://www.travelphoto.net/

The Harbour of Heraklion (or Iraklio), Crete with the Venetian Fortress in the background.
http://www.travelphoto.net/

Bwahaha! Klarong TBlander ug klarong pornityor disaynir...

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 07:05:33 PM
atot uy...bwhahahaha..
....malamatong inspirasyon nga naghatag ug kaalingasa sa matag alimpatakan nga mabalikusan niini.
dali baya kini mapakgang, pinaagi sa paghugas sa tudlo ug paghingoko...

Hmm, apan bisan tuod ang pisikal nga inspirasyon nahanaw na, dili maugkat gikan sa imong alimpatakan ang diwa sa maong alimyon nga matag karon ug unya mouliot sa nga gingi sa imong handurawan ug mohatod kanimo sa katuyboan sa imong kahidlaw...

Quote from: bugsay on August 02, 2011, 08:58:19 PM
hehhehe....imong buot ipasabot nga mao ni ang luna sa kalipayan?......

...he he, mao ni ang gitagana alang kanila nga wala magpaulipon sa mando sa maot nga katilingban...

Oi, wa man molutaw ning imong super-cute animal, Bay Bugs (kon mao man ugaling)... 

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 06:49:36 PM
hehehe...murag tanan adto man didto paingon.....tsk tsk tsk.

Bwahaha! Mao man gud nang dapita ang sentro sa uniberso!

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 06:34:32 PM
...ug ang gamhanang baho mauy naka dombol sa hunahuna hinungdan sa pagladlad sa mga kahibulongang konsepto?

Correct! Ilabi na sa pagmugma og konsepto sa mga lingkoranan nga maoy dapatan sa parte sa lawas nga nahilambigit sa maong gamhanang baho, O malamatong inspirasyon!

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 05:56:44 PM
maayo gani kay puro nagtalikod, di maklaro ang mga nawong.  ngano tuod nga puro man lang ni mga baye?  mas kigwahon baya tingali ang mga laki. 

Mas kigwahon ang baje, oi. Tiaw moy duha ka bangag ang kabalhinbalhinan...  

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 06:23:01 PM
nga nisagol didto sa bolinaw nga gidunjang ra pod sa sakajan?

Agoi, wala ka nang hahanapin pa! Labi nag adto mag-inom sa baybay nga kasikbit sa hacienda!

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 06:23:01 PM
bwahahaha....napisok pa.

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 06:12:40 PM
namili nag tipasi.  nakakita kog unggoy nga nanghinguto, idiretsog hungit ang kuto ug lusa, way tudos-tudos, morpa.

Hmm, nanamin diay ka samtang gihingut-an?

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 06:10:57 PM
musician diay.  apil ba kaha ni sa church choir...

Hmm, altar boy bitaw og dagway...

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 06:00:45 PM
nya, ang mahitabo, imbis bahal, nihinayhinay ug katam-is tungod sa mga tiil nga naghumol?

Hmm, di ba kaha mosamot og kakism tungod sa mga bunolism? Sabagay, kon way sumsoman sarapon lang ang nangatangtang nga mga kugang!

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 06:00:45 PM
hahahaha...asa kaha ka nikuha aning pulong nga "tomador"?

Tomador? He he, linggwahe na sa imong katagilungsod nga Kastilyan... Pangutan-a ra gud...

Kini kay local recipe... 


Soup No. 5
by Angelica â‹... December 3, 2009
http://kumain.com/

Ingredients

    1 pound of penis, ram/bull/cow
    1/2 pound of testicles
    3 tbls. oil
    1 large chopped onion
    2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
    1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
    3 tbls. Fish Sauce
    1 tsp salt
    freshly ground black pepper

Instructions

    Scald the penis, then drain and clean. Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil. Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes. Drain and slice.
    Heat the oil in a large skillet. Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden. Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes. Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
    Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
    Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

Kakyut jud aning kung fu panda...

Quote from: aquarius on June 16, 2011, 11:44:12 PM
Daghan siguro kog paryente Bay Hubs lain-lain lang siguro amahan, unsa ba?... naay  Pinute, Sundang, Corta, Lagarao, Tigib..  nahutdan na siguro gyod apelyido pag-abot sa mga katsila, kay ang mga nindot nga apelyido tua sa Luzon gipanghatag..

He he, kadton magpaka-Katsila, Bay Aqs, ilang apelyido Espada, Sable, Cuchillo...

Abtik kaayo ang kodaker diri...

Talagsaon jamo ang ilang fashion sense...

He he, tip of the iceberg...

Breaded testicles with stewed peppers and onions





Prep time: 15 min
Cook time: 20 min
Serves: 4

Ingredients

    50 ml white wine vinegar
    seasoned flour, for dusting
    2 eggs, beaten
    100 g fresh breadcrumbs
    2 tbsp vegetable oil
    40 g unsalted butter
    1 small bunches flat leaf parsley, leaves picked from stalks

For the vegetables

    1 large onion, peeled and finely sliced
    3 cloves garlic, finely sliced
    1 large red pepper, seeds removed, sliced
    1 large yellow pepper, seeds removed, sliced
    3 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
    100 ml water
    salt and black pepper

Method

1. With a sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle and transfer to a large saucepan.

2. Cover with water and vinegar. Bring to the boil and simmer for 15 minutes, until tender. Drain and rinse under cold water until cool. Slice each testicle into 1cm thick ovals and set aside.

3. While the testicles are cooking, tip the sliced onion, garlic and peppers into a large pan. Add the extra virgin olive oil and water. Cover and cook over a high heat for about 10 minutes, until soft. Season well and set aside.

4. Toss the sliced testicles in the flour, followed by the beaten egg and finally the breadcrumbs. Heat a large pan with the vegetable oil and fry, in a single layer, for 3-4 minutes until golden. Add the butter, let it sizzle for a minute and stir in the parsley.

5. Season the testicles and serve with the stewed peppers. -- http://uktv.co.uk/

Quote from: chicogon on August 05, 2011, 04:38:35 AM
Naa pod diha nangahimong empire ug kalit tungod kay nakat-on ug gamit ug internet 

OK lang ang empire basta makahatag og employment... 

Ljubomir R Erovic hes been cooking testicles for over 25 years.

He is the founder, organizer and driving force behind The World Testicle And Aphrodisiacs Cooking Championship, which has been held annually in his native Serbia since 2004.

Since founding the championship he has appeared on national television in Serbia and in media across the world.

Ljubomir was born in Gornji Milanovac, in the Shumadija region in central Serbia. He graduated from Engineering College and also attended a music academy. He played music professionally until 1998 mainly evergreen and jazz.

When not cooking or eating testicles, or helping others to do so, he now runs a company involved in the maintenance of medical and dental equipment.

He is married with one daughter. -- http://www.ballcup.com/

Testicle pizza as made by Ljubomir Erovic. Photograph: PR

Cooking with balls: the world's first testicle cookbook


Everyone's very excited about a new e-cookbook launched today, by online publishers YUDU. It's been compiled by a Serbian fellow called Ljubomir Erovic who has apparently been a testicular cook for some 20 years.

"The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites," says Mr Erovic. He also uses those from pigs and turkeys in his cooking and points out that "all testicles can be eaten - except human, of course". Glad to hear it Ljubomir.

Testicles are rich in testosterone (no kidding!) and are believed by many to have powerful aphrodisiac qualities.

Erovic reckons "the best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles". So there you go.

While the ingredient is fairly challenging, most of the dishes in the book are less adventurous, from testicle pizza, goulash, battered testicles to barbecued testicles and giblets. To be fair though, it doesn't hurt to keep it simple, and there are a couple of more demanding recipes in there, for instance, calf testicles in wine (white or red but not sweet) and testicles with bourguignon sauce.

As for preparation, the recipe for omelette with calf testicles starts, "Remove fine veins from the testicles and put them in boiling water for 2-3 minutes". Presumably, this refers to the testicles, not the veins, but in such untested waters you can never be sure - however there are videos guides for the nervous.

The book says testicles should be soaked in water before cooking, to soften them up, and cooks are advised that they will need a "very sharp knife" to tackle them with, so I'm thinking they're perhaps a little tough. Has anyone tried them? -- http://www.guardian.co.uk/

Quote from: islander on August 04, 2011, 09:49:31 PM
abi na lang kay banca, binarat na lang pod?  don't forget, ang banca naay bugsay... 

Aw, he he, lahi na ang estorya kon moentrada na si Bugsay. Di buboan og usa ka bol nga bahal, oi. Ang bunyagan nga banca pun-on og bahal unya adto ang mga tomador mag-alirong, mokabo lang dayong limogmog...

Hahay, buhay. Sigon pa sa akong mga amigo nga hagbay rang nangalit-ag sa kaminyoon, lisod man gud kuno sabton ning mga baje. Kon naa kay buhaton nga wa sila kaangay, moreklamo. Kon imong sundon ang ilang gusto, moreklamo gihapon. Sama ani...





Bwahaha!

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 12:19:32 PM
the answer must be a qualified yes.  every price has a ceiling, i.e., i don't think a wife must stay if she is made as a punching bag.  the same holds true if either spouse is a serial philanderer.  bear what one could, but beware the breaking point.  in shorts, sa pinurol nga pagkasulti, lisod na tingali kab-uton ang langit kun naa na ta sa impiyerno.      

Bwahaha! On the other hand, sa pikas kamot, sa pinurol nga pagkasulti sayon ra kab-oton ang nagbitay nga lagay!

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 12:03:20 PM
morag nag-meditate pa ni sila, sama pananglit ni bugsay, kun naa ba silay gibuhat nga di unta nila buhaton atubangan sa asawa.  naghinuklog o naghinulsol...

Sa pag-aninaw ni Bay Bugsay niining maong lambo, malagmit gisanapan siya sa bul-og sa mga talan-awon sa nanglabay niyang mga binuhatan nga, sigon sa panahom sa iyang kapikas, nakalapas sa balaod sa Diyos ug sa tawo...

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 11:59:43 AM
i hope you're not speaking for yourself.

Kung magkaroon man ng wife si Botoy, hayan uyon-uyon gid ang ugok en todo tiempo haw...

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 12:11:32 AM
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Another possible (and the more likely) translation: Nakahinumdom si Bugsay nga giluod siya sa scorpion nga iyang gikaon, apan diha-diha nakatingsi siya kay ang sunod niyang nahinumdoman mao ang iyang kasinatian sa bar nga ilang gisudlan human og pangaon. Hayan samtang nilupad ang iyang handurawan wa niya tuyoang nakasimhot siya sa iyang tudlo...

 

Quote from: bugsay on August 05, 2011, 12:11:32 AM
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Translation: Nakalitan si Bugsay sa ideya, pero dali ra siyang nakahunahuna og makapahingangha nga mga design...

Kamong mga physically fit diha, kaya ninyo ni? Kanang way parte sa lawas nga madisgrasya?

Quote from: hubag bohol on August 05, 2011, 08:08:06 AM
Without naming his rival Aquilino 'Koko' Pimentel III, Zubiri said: “My rival took advantage of this political situation. He and his supporters are now asking for my resignation as a duly elected Senator, despite the pendency of his election protest at the Senate Electoral Tribunal. My political detractors began calling me ugly names and dragging the name of my family in entirety.”

Di jud ni kalikayan kon naa ka sa public eye...

Hmm, wa pa ta masayod unsay plano aning tawhana...

Quote from: chicogon on August 05, 2011, 04:41:37 AM
Lain gehapon ako tan-aw... mora na siyag ga tukar ug bamboo organ bwahahaha 

Bwahaha! Hmm, pwede pud nagtudos og lusa...

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 09:27:00 AM
...and thus the science of massages and GROs was born.

...with the treatment of nerve function later on extended to the maintenance of swift response capabilities of sundry appendages...

Hmm, maghuwat ko sa opinyon sa uban diha nga tua sa gawas kansang mga asawa nahibilin sa Pinas...

Quote from: islander on August 05, 2011, 08:55:56 AM
di pod uy.  unsa man nang klase sa peace, cold peace as against cold war?  sabotan lang ninyo unsay inyong angay uyonan ug dili angay uyonan.  as always, open communication is the only option.  lisod man sad kun di mopaayon ang bana sa gusto sa asawa nga di na siya maghubog-hubog, o ang bana mopaayon na lang sa asawa nga gasige rag tong-its, all for the sake of peace.  sabot-sabot ba lang, aron wa say world war.

Hmm, di ba kaha kining imong prescription is, in your case, "more honoured in the breach than in the observance"?

The pyramids were actually used as clinics and therapy centers...

By WILL WEISSERT - Associated Press | AP â€" Thursday, August 4, 2011


SAN ANGELO, Texas (AP) â€" A Texas jury convicted polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs of child sexual assault on Thursday, in a case stemming from two young followers he took as brides in what his church calls "spiritual marriages."

The head of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints stood stone-faced as the verdict was read. Jeffs, who acted as his own attorney, stood mostly mute for his closing argument, staring at the floor, for all but a few seconds of the half hour he was allotted.

At one point he mumbled, "I am peace," and said no more. The only noise in the courtroom was the creaking of wooden benches brimming with spectators.

Jeffs, 55, had claimed his religious rights were being trampled on and that God would seek revenge if the trial continued. He now faces up to life in prison. The sentencing phase of the trial was starting after the verdict, and Texas' attorney general said it could take three days.

Prosecutors used DNA evidence to show Jeffs fathered a child with a 15-year-old girl and played an audio recording of what they said was him sexually assaulting a 12-year-old. They also played audio recordings in which Jeffs was heard instructing young women on how to please him sexually.


More at: http://news.yahoo.com/polygamist-leader-convicted-child-sex-abuse-213731637.html

Magsigi ka lang bag uyon-uyon sa imong asawa? For the sake of peace?

Senate Electoral Tribunal

Zubiri said he has already directed his lawyers to make a proper manifestation before the Senate Electoral Tribunal “with the end in view of expediting the proceedings and with the prayer that the Tribunal come up with a decision at the soonest possible time.”

“Handa ko pong tanggapin ang anumang hatol mula sa nasabing hukuman," he said.

Zubiri also said he has not benefited from having held his post in the past 4 years. “No amount of power, position or wealth is worth sacrificing one's honor and integrity.”

Zubiri also warned his detractors, "As I paraphrase a quote from General Douglas Macarthur that: I am not actually retreating; I am merely advancing in another direction."

‘My rival’

Pimentel III filed an election protest after Zubiri snatched the 12th and last senatorial post in 2007.

Pimentel's protest is still pending before the Senate Electoral Tribunal. Zubiri also filed a counter-protest.

New witnesses, including suspended Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao (ARMM) Governor Zaldy Ampatuan and former Maguindanao election supervisor Lintang Bedol, recently came out saying they were instructed by Malacañang to pad votes for Zubiri in 2007.

Ampatuan, an accused in the Maguindanao massacre case, also revealed he was ordered to cut the votes for opposition bets Panfilo Lacson, Noynoy Aquino, and Alan Peter Cayetano

Zubiri, who ran under the administration ticket, won the post by a slim margin of around 21,000 votes over Pimentel, who ran under the opposition.

Enrile to Zubiri: You will be back

Immediately after his speech, Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile took the stand and commended Zubiri for what he called was a great show of moral courage.

Enrile said, “never had I thought that I would witness today a show of moral courage…Many people in this life possess physical courage, but rarely did I see a man stand up to what he believes in.”

Enrile, the most senior member of the upper chamber, said he thought it was the first time a senator has resigned under such circumstances.

He said he has yet to “study” Zubiri’s resignation before he comes out with a decision. He also said Zubiri, whom he considers as one of the most articulate, promising and gifted member, would be coming back soon. -- http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/

Zubiri resigns
by Ira Pedrasa, abs-cbnNEWS.com
Posted at 08/03/2011 3:35 PM | Updated as of 08/03/2011 6:44 PM



Senator Juan Miguel Zubiri salutes his colleagues in the Philippine Senate
following his resignation. Photo by Junny Roy for abs-cbnNEWS.com


MANILA, Philippines (3rd UPDATE) - Senator Juan Miguel Zubiri resigned from the Senate on Wednesday following accusations of fraud in the 2007 elections, but insisted the allegations were "unfounded."

In his privilege speech, Zubiri said: “I am resigning because of these unfounded accusations against me, and this issue has systematically divided our nation and has cast doubts in our electoral system which have affected not only myself, this institution but the public as well.”

He denied that he cheated in order to win a seat in the 2007 senatorial race.

Zubiri's mother, wife, other family members and close friends attended this afternoon’s session.

Zubiri narrated his accomplishments as a legislator and said recent allegations, which have also affected his family, are already hampering his work. He said it would be an injustice if his full concentration would not be devoted to his job.

“Lubha na akong nasaktan, kasama ang sakit at hapding nadarama ng aking pamilya. At dahil dito, ang aking tungkulin bilang isang Senador ay lubha nang nadaramay at para bang nawawalang saysay,” he said.

Without naming his rival Aquilino 'Koko' Pimentel III, Zubiri said: “My rival took advantage of this political situation. He and his supporters are now asking for my resignation as a duly elected Senator, despite the pendency of his election protest at the Senate Electoral Tribunal. My political detractors began calling me ugly names and dragging the name of my family in entirety.”

Quote from: islander on August 03, 2011, 11:43:42 PM
nakakaon ang mga tag-iya ani ug scorpions served in restaurants didto sa china.

Bwahaha! I'd expect more innovative designs kon maohon!

Lahi na jud tuod ang kinabuhi ron... 

Quote from: islander on August 04, 2011, 09:45:27 PM
maayo gani di pa tantong uso ang personal computer ug laptop niadto... hahaha!

He he, naa untay empire nga wa mahimong republic...

Quote from: islander on August 04, 2011, 09:26:57 PM
hahaha!  si hubag gyod tuod akong nahunahunaan ani.  unlike bugsay, wa man tingali god ni siya magbadibildir.

Correction. Nagbadibilding ko oi, pero tiyan maoy akong gipadako, but-anay diay kon unsay i-bild...

One more thing. Naa koy fancy ivory-handle butt scratcher...

Kon banca, buboan na lag usa ka bol nga bahal...

Kini hinuon, morag segurado na jud ni nga nag-meditate...

Quote from: chicogon on August 04, 2011, 01:22:56 AM
Sure ka nag medidate na? Basin nag exhibitiion ra na sa usa ka dalaga tua dapit sa pikas 

Bwahaha! Naay gi-exhibit nga suitable for meditation?